So wait, the message of the film was
>RETVRN TO CAVEMAN
?

>>211791003 (OP)
Return to Jimmy.

No, fuck off zoomie with your slang talk.

>>211791073
what the fuck am I watching

>>211791073
why am I looking at sentai Jimmy Saviles vs Encino Man

>>211791325
You actually like you've never seen post-apocalyptic Kung Fu parkour Jimmy Saville cults before.

>>211791003 (OP)
>off the grid survivalist influencers be like

>>211791512
hehehehehe
For real though the bullet-time Matrix 180 degree shots didn't work out the way I feel they intended, probably shoulda scrapped it

>>211791410
OK I'm fucking watching this now

>>211791323
Even the 28 days franchise is becoming a parody of itself. Just like all horror franchises.

>>211791073
Based tonal dissonance kinp

>>211793717
It ruins the entire fucking franchise. They're making it into Walking Dead slop.

>>211795188
umm actually some retard in another thread said it's kino, bet you feel pretty fucking stupid now huh?

>>211795254
>some retard
Exactly.

>>211791686
>OK I'm fucking watching this now

>>211791225
Newfag spotted lol go back

>>211791073
now then now then

>>211791003 (OP)
yeah pretty much. modernity sucks
>umm but actually you would like totally die fr-
shut up, i don't care

>>211791410
shit just got epic

>>211791073
What's the American equivalent to this

>>211791003 (OP)
>shot only on iphones
>the iPhone

>>211797847
me fucking eva green on camera for 20 minutes

>>211797847
to Saville?
maybe a group of Cosby, Epstein, and Michael Jackson larpers?

>>211797915
>eva green
I hope she survived the French outbreak in-universe.

>>211797847
People doing parkour in Bill Cosby sweaters and blackface.

>>211791073
true kino comes along and masses give out screams of confusion
that people refuse to believe this is part of the movie is genius

>>211798282
she doesn't associate with peasants, she'll be fine

>>211798357
Don't hate on /ourgirl/

>>211798282
Where did the virus start?

>>211798623
In England but it spreads to France in 28 weeks.

>>211798469
no hate, she called british workers peasants, would never talk trash about my wife

>>211798673
People say things they don't mean out of anger. She was in the right in that lawsuit and she won it.

>>211798673
It's not true, she just called some guys peasants because the film director and producers made her angry and almost scammed her out of a movie salary.

>>211798656
Is the virus a biological weapon?

>>211798346
kino

>>211791073
I will never forgive the director for hitting me with this scene after Islas death scene. Fucking RUINED

>>211798704
>>211798715
look, meant no offense, here's something to smooth this all over

>>211798950
nta but thank you for posting eva green

>>211798184
tony alamo is the american equivalent of jimmy saville

>>211798747
No, it's a mutation of the rage virus that was spread after hippies freed infected monkeys from a lab.

>>211791003 (OP)
It was fantastic, guess it's another case of American retards don't get it.

>>211798950
sfw board

>>211791003 (OP)
Return to caueman?

>>211791073
Who the fuck turned on Power Rangers?

>>211791073
This is how the movie ends btw

>>211798950
B00BIES

>>211791073
I don't know what this was, a reference to something?

>>211791073
Ok

>the rest of the world is normal, like iPhones and deliveroo normal
>only Britain is a seething wasteland of fat bastards and rapey roidheads
Just like real life

>>211802356
lol one of the alphas is even a pakistani

>>211791073
Should've went with the Droogs. They didn't rape half as many people.

>>211802356
we wouldn't want it any other way.

People cheered like an Avengers cameo

>THE RAGE MONSTERS RUNNING AROUND FOR 30 YEARS....... WEAR NO CLOTHES?????????????????????
>NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SEE A FLACCID DICK THIS IS RAPE THIS IS SATANISM
What in the everloving fuck made Americans like this?

>>211802770
more like 28 inches later

>>211802770
How do they survive winter without clothing?

>>211802770
They show Jim's dick in the literal first shot of the original movie. There have always been phallic imagery in this franchise. The Bone Temple is basically just a metaphor for one giant cock.

>>211791073
Ready for my closeup Mr. Saville

>>211802884
they probably didn't, we only see small packs of ragies out of a 59 million population so there were die-offs

but the ragies show basic animal instincts like foraging and hunting so they probably crawled inside deer or something, it's not like they were in good shape

>>211802602
It’s that tree from Robin Hood some cunt chopped down innit

>>211791003 (OP)
I thought that was a canoe.

>>211797847
super hero movies and that burger scene

>who's that
>my fiance
>what's wrong with her face?

>they use the word zombies
aaaand dropped

>>211791003 (OP)
>father-son bonding? evil
>religion? bad
>blond-haired, blue-eyed children? mauled to death by psycho cannibals (a good thing!)
>blond-haired, blue-eyed adults? evil psycho pedophile cultists
>euthanasia? merciful and kind
>killing psycho cannibals? evil
>being racist and mean to psycho cannibals? extra evil!
>being a heckin soldier? evil
>using guns instead of bows? evil

>>211791073
>british """""humour"""""

>>211791073
It's his fucking face at 3 seconds in. The utter energy of this madlad. Kino every time

>>211802884
I don't know Anon, it's not shown in the movie. Maybe they skin deer and wear their pelts?

>>211803519
Lmfao the theater was dying in laughter at that scene.

>>211803654
SMUG

>>211791073

It is not the idea that is the problem it is the terrible shit fast cut way they shot it.
I mean jesus chirst man.

>>211802273
its a reference to England's national treasure who was best friends with the royal family and also a well known pedophilic necdophiliac

>>211803618
>father-son bonding? evil
Nah that stuff was grea its more like hitting your son and cheating on your sick wife is evil
>>religion? bad
not sure where this is coming from
>>blond-haired, blue-eyed children? mauled to death by psycho cannibals (a good thing!)
Erik was a dick but he saved the MCs, his death was played for horror, and he got a tasteful if fucked up funeral. Dude wanted to be a Viking, he got his wish
>>blond-haired, blue-eyed adults? evil psycho pedophile cultists
I'll give you that one, not sure what the Go Go Pedo Rangers deal was, the end was kind of a blur
>euthanasia? merciful and kind
she had terminal brain cancer in a fucked up neo dark age without even painkillers and chose to die willingly, it's not comparable to modern circumstances around assisted dying
>killing psycho cannibals? evil
I'm not sure it's like they refused to kill Samson out of morality, it's more like they couldn't. it took a fucking flaming ballistae to take down the other alpha and they were a kid, a baby, and an old man without weapons
>being racist and mean to psycho cannibals? extra evil!
the baby wasn't infected (miracle of the placenta) and they weren't angry at Erik for dispatching the mum
>being a heckin soldier? evil
Erik wasn't evil he was a dick
>using guns instead of bows? evil
again not sure where you got this

>>211803929
Poor Erik gave up a pampered First World life and a girlfriend with DSL to die making sure the British """people""" never escaped their island prison, he was awaited in Valhallah

>>211804308
Based. He was the whitest person in the entire movie too.

>>211791073
So, what kind of reaction did the director/writer want from the audience?

I fucking loved this movie. Reminded me of Trainspotting and Fury Road.

>>211799586
What is the purpose of a rage virus lmfao

>>211804388
If you actually watch the weird as fuck dreamlike movie it's not that out of place.

>>211804590
to reject modernity

So I guess this shit never happened? Or they contained it and it explains why the quarantine is so ruthless

>>211804647
Europe contained it and sealed it on england.

>>211803618
Do christcuck retards genuinely think that euthanasia should never happen?

just found a camrip saars

I report back in 2 hours my thoughts

>>211791073
so cool...

>>211791003 (OP)
wtf is that rig? Is this why movie productions costs are so ridiculous?

>>211804238
>Dude wanted to be a Viking, he got his wish
not only that but he even died in battle, so he went off to valhalla

>>211804709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAAYZav6EVo
I liked 28 Years but I don't like how it retconned the pure darkness of 28 Week's ending

>>211804808
the rig itself is cheap, it's the 26 iphones that cost stupid money
but also they shot two movies on this film's budget so that's why it cost 60 mil and that's why the next film is coming out in january

>>211795540
I just turned 50 and have all my hair
Good luck

>>211804873
The next film costs 0?

>>211804798
what site sears?

These guys were the most disturbing part. The idea of humans devolving into animals

>>211805273
doesn't hold a candle to Edvin's gf. now that's what i would call devolving

>>211805374
kek

>>211805273
but i do this now

>>211805273
>there was a young pig-zombie
>implying the infected are breeding but the kid gets attacked by their parents and infected immediately after being born

This was also fucked, no wonder Jimmy lost his mind

Isla holding the pregnant zombie's hands while she gives birth as yes the universal wombyn's intuition

>>211805918
that was kino and sad and you're a brainlet

Is my 61 year old father going to like this? He loved to first movie

>>211805949
Trick him and say it's a normal sequel to 28 days later

I really thought he'd be the bad guy and was surprised at the direction they took

>>211806087
Wait, rapeman survived??????????????? and was secretly a doctor?

>>211806087
i wish my GP would eurhanise me

>>211806087
I'm probably not going to watch the film. Why is he building a temple?

>not a reboot
>not a rehash of the first one

Finally some ART

>>211806227
memento mori

>>211806227
Memento mori. Remembering the dead. That's basically it.

>>211806144
Soon bro don't worry.

Does the virus stop aging or are all the zombies 30 years older?

>>211806311
good question. if its no aging, then all then prime young zombie chicks are stuck in 2002. hmmm.

>>211806265
>>211806270
Oh ok, that's chill.

>>211805918
The mom was a terrible character. She lost me when she knew about her cancer and choose not to tell anyone but she wanted someone to tell her son so she doesn't have to? The fuck

>>211797847
Everyone is getting it wrong, that whole track suit Kung Fu scene was actually an homage to Kill Bill and Uma Thurman

>>211806227
it's his psychological cope for all of society being abruptly gone.

I have a feeling the sequel will be much less weird and therefore worse.

>>211806441
she mostly grew up post-apocalypse. she didn't have the information that a modern person would have about cancer even though she knew that's what she had. so when Spike told her he was taking her to a doctor, for all she knew maybe the doctor would be able to do something. add being confused most of the time into the mix and she's just going to passively go along with whoever is taking care of her.

>>211806563
I don't think they're done adding new ideas. Cillian's reason for being back hasn't even been revealed yet.

>>211791073
The
>japanese acting
retards have been real quiet since this dropped.

>>211806563
they were filmed back to back so if anything it's the third film that would be different

>>211806771
so he could do more full frontal nudity?

>>211805747
I hate the way they filmed the opening sequence. I wanted to see way more of how the outbreak happened. We need an opening like Dawn of the Dead 2004.

>>211804992
i'm assuming they calculated for marketing when making years so yes

>>211791073
Go Go Power Rangers

on the off-hand chance that the "zombie sex has been canon since the first film" retard is here, i got a brain buster for you:

how could the zombie babies even survive when there's no one around to take care of them and the infected are too pent up with rage to do anything civil? the virus clearly survived 28 years due to mutating and spreading infection, not through zombie sex, fucking retard.

>>211808719
the RAGE virus isn't just rabies. breast feeding is instinctual enough for a zombie mom to do it.

>>211808833
yeah you clearly haven't seen the films

>>211791073
Honestly I'm shocked that people don't like this. It's the apocalypse, why wouldn't gangs be doing mad shit? They're a roving gang living in the wastes of 2002 England, who have spent their entire lives fighting zombies. Is it really that unbelievable that there would be people like this?

>>211809039
If the whole movie was a dark horror film I could understand getting mad at this. But the whole thing is weird as fuck from start to finish.

>>211804388
Basically the main character is a boy on the cusp of manhood who's just realised his dad isn't the man he thought he was. So he's about to join a gang. I think it's fairly obvious.

>>211804947
Bro you were like 16 when that game came out. I’m 37 and I played that game as a child.

>>211809039
It's not that there's gangs like these in post-apocalyptic Britain that's making everyone mad, it's the fact that they do goofy power rangers type shit and look goofy as fuck. It's actually more retarded than what even The Walking Dead might do.

>>211791073
>>211791003 (OP)
Whoever edited this movie, every part of it, needs to be blacklisted forever.
Why the fuck do we need KILL CAMS for almost every death?

>>211809320
>everyone
Filtered retards, not everyone. Most people who aren't braindead like the movie.

>>211804647

They could have nuked Paris at the first sign of infection

>>211809381
I don't really understand why people are so angry over the bullet time effect. Yeah, sure, maybe it's a bit overused. But the whole point of it is to make things seem way more chaotic. And I think it's effective. In days and weeks they also had really chaotic camera work anytime the infected were chasing or going after one of the protagonists. I think this is an upgrade and I liked it. I like the style. If they just toned it down a twee little bit I don't think people would be this upset about it.

>>211809039
>Honestly I'm shocked that people don't like this
because it came right after a scene that wanted you to get emotional and sad

>>211809493
Explain to me how a group like this could exist in a supposedly grounded universe like 28 days? This shit is literal Walking Dead tier type bullshit, actually not even, it's worse, it's like Z Nation type shit.

>>211809082
The film is about English identity, and what happens to Britain when it's cut off from the rest of the world (the director has pretty much said this directly).

So when society collapses, you get some people who regress into some half remembered 1950s version of what it means to be English. They're the people on the island: they live in little village with old pictures of Queen Elizabeth, and run around in the woods with longbows while the film constantly cuts to Henry V and the Battle of Agincourt.

On the other hand you have the tracksuit-wearing gang of chavs side of England. Urban gangs. The people at the end of the film.

It's all very consistent with the theme of English identity, and I feel people who didn't like the ending probably didn't understand the first half of the film either.

>>211797847

>>211809496
>I don't really understand why people are so angry over the bullet time effect. Yeah, sure, maybe it's a bit overused.
It's way overused, i don't understand why they had to add them for nearly every shot. If it was done once for the last kill of a wave of zombies, i would have been fine with it. But since they did it 5 or 6 times for 1 wave of zombies, it just felt like the movie was lagging.

>>211809577
>English identity
>one of the Alphas with a giant cock in the movie is a literal pajeet
LMFAO

>>211809228
17, close enough

>>211791003 (OP)
No. The message was "even brainrotten monsters dominated by unrelentless, psychopathic rage can be stronger, more intelligent, more empathetic, and have a bigger dong than (You), so accept every third world rapefugee promptly or else". Unironically.

>>211809415
there are people out there right now claiming years is near perfection yet insist weeks is dogshit past the opening despite both being rife with "retarded shit happens to allow the plot to progress"
anyone who says the film is good is full of shit
>>211809496
it's pointless is what it is
>>211809555
except z nation was camp from the start which is the major difference here, 28 days is supposed to be serious
>>211809577
that's director's cope because he couldn't get his shit together lol
>>211809727
mostly this, it was clearly a pro-rapefugee stance with "they look like monsters on the outside but are beautiful inside" hence the magic of the placenta

>>211809320
But they've spent their entire lives fighting the infected? Obviously they would be very skilled. (Also there's survivorship bias - the people who would survive in this gang are people who are natural born acrobats who are capable of doing flips n shit). And they're a gang, gangs are always doing stupid shit, so a bit of flare is warranted.

>>211809940
Weeks is a dogshit non canon movie, yes.

>>211809727
This movie was written by Alex Garland so you’re probably correct

>>211809953
Ok well where the fuck would they even learn how to do this shit? What is there some fucking Japanese samurai who lived in Britain and is teaching everyone karate now?

>>211809940
>that's director's cope because he couldn't get his shit together lol
Bro it's literally what the film is about. Good or bad, maybe you like it, maybe you don't. Without getting the theme of English identity the first half of the film has stuff that makes zero sense without it.

>>211810036
Kangaroos know MMA moves without being able to talk. IRL people learn to fight from practice. After 28 years of fighting the infected people would be perfectly capable of developing their own fighting style for fighting them.

>>211809953
>>211810217
This is actually insane cope. As in certifiably medically insane. Either that, or bait.

>>211810217
Shame the director and writer are hacks and they couldn’t show something even remotely resembling what real combat looks like or what real self defense techniques would or could possibly develop in that situation. Instead he chose to show crouching tiger hidden dragon style dance-fight choreography that doesn’t and could never exist as a real combat style in reality anywhere ever.

>>211810078
1) It's not the only thing it's about. 2) It's poorly developed, and 3) poorly expressed.

>>211809577
>On the other hand you have the tracksuit-wearing gang of chavs side of England. Urban gangs. The people at the end of the film.
If you don't know who Jimmy Saville is then shut your mouth.

>>211809953
>Also there's survivorship bias - the people who would survive in this gang are people who are natural born acrobats who are capable of doing flips n shit
Hahaha holy shit bro

>>211810339
My general point still stands: The film's about it about different aspects of English culture, and what people latch onto when Britain is cut off from the rest of the world. Some people run around with longbows, some people form a gang where they dress like Jimmy Saville.

>>211791073
https://streamable.com/qnd0lv

>>211810530
Jimmy Saville is era inappropriate and ninja flips are retarded.

>>211810530
Did you like it?

>>211791003 (OP)
>message

LOL. LMAO.

>>211810696
*taps* >>211809727

>>211809577
>>211810339
>>211810530
so british Fallout?
by the way is Fallout: London worth playing?

>>211802770
>>211802954
Why bangersandmashkin do homosexuality?

>>211810736
Yeah, I know. It's typical anti-human slop made by jews.

Many such cases.

>>211791073
I guess i don't want to see this movie any more?

>>211810769
Alex Garland is a jew.

>>211791003 (OP)
the directing and editing was too good for this flick

>>211810758
yeah fallout london is fun

>>211797890
They shot it with an iPhone just like the one in your pocket.

>>211798282
>>211798623
>>211798656
>>211798950
LOL you do know she lives in the UK, right? She got infected during the initial outbreak. Your waifu is a zombie in-universe.

>>211811521
if she isn't shown as a zombie then she's still alive
she's also french so she probably was on the continent when the outbreak happened

>>211811521
Oof

>>211811989
Meant this for >>211811908

>>211802954
>The Bone Temple is basically just a metaphor for one giant cock.

>>211797847
a bunch of guys dressed up as that one That 70s Show raper guy

>>211812022
fug lol

How did crazy doctor guy still have a seemingly ample supply of drugs after 28 years?

>>211812592
Not many people coming around.

So question, why was this so an adverse difference from what 28 Weeks started with? They had quarantined the UK, waited a few years for the infected to starve out, then they moved in to retake it. While I understand they likely decided to be completely hands-off and consider the UK a lost cause (director says they nuked Paris for fucks sake), but why wouldn't the vast majority of the infected be dead by now? They certainly didn't have a large populace to properly feed on since Weeks only just started bringing some people back, and only to London at that

>>211812592
He was a real doctor beforehand and was with the village, they likely did do expeditions for supplies either at hospitals or pharmacies. Plausibly even just chems they'd find he could work with since he recounts how, presently, he had no equipment or such to do a proper check on the mom's cancer

>>211812787
I thought they starved to death after five weeks

>>211812787
Evolution.

even the slightest bit of contact with blood had people raging within seconds in the original movie and sequel, now they're doing jimy saville power rangers whilst covered in the stuff

>>211791073

>>211797847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30CExwoUyVQ

>>211812996
Tbf if you have an unknown amount of people either infected or dead in an isolated place, they probably crunched the number to see how long they'd need to wait for any survivors, infected or not, to starve out even on the off-chance they found each other. And given that they got lucky the first time sealing off the UK, I doubt they'd want to take the chance and just wait it out and be certain

>>211809727
There was absolutely zero implication that the infected were in any way "better" than normal people. It was more about trying to see past the obvious dangers to see what else there was to learn about them.

>>211811368
This cargo cultish. Why not just use an actual video camera?

>>211810769
Seeing a flaccid dick on a zombie monster makes you think of anal sex? It didn't for me.

I prefered the infected from 28 days. They were ENRAGED. Those in 28 Years were pretty tame by comparison.

>>211805273
I look like this and eat like this.

>>211813227
Did you skip every depiction of the alpha when watching the film? Come on, lad, get real.

>>211813446
Yeah it's bullshit. By the time you've rigged it up that much you're doing it for bragging rights.
They could've shot most of the film on something like the FX3, like The Creator, and they wouldn't be dicking around charging iPhones and copying the footage off.

>>211806441
Everyone knew she had cancer, they just didn't want to admit it because they knew there was no hope for her

>>211814388
Apple paid them to do it, anon.

>>211810594
Jimmy Saville wasn't memory holed in 2002 just irrelevant, there's no reason why a bunch of teens couldn't find some Jimmy Saville tapes in the ruins of 2002 UK

>>211812787
they fuck now

Movie was complete dogshit. First part with the dad god. But as soon as the plot became about a dumb ass kid doing dumb ass shit it took a massive turn for the worst. WTF were they thinking?

>>211814616
>Traditional god fearing child attempts to save his mother from his uncaring unfaithful asshole dad
Yeah, fuck that shit.

Boyle watched Attack on Titan

>>211814516
Yeah, and I don't dislike the idea of shooting on a phone, Boyle said it gives it the same kind of feeling as the original, where the movie looks like your own home movies, but when you're sticking a cine lins in front of it that's just untrue. You've got a big makeshift rig that's not quick or nimble, not cheap or easy, and doesn't look anything like people's home movies. It's failing on all possible counts.

>>211791073

What Bollywood movie is this from?

>>211814769
I agree, yeah...

>>211814675
Kid was straight up a dumbass. He could barely survive on the mainland with his dad's help and now he wasn't to bring his dementia ridden mother across the mainland? Ridiculous.

>>211815148
Had that plot armor tho. Once Mommy was there suddenly he doesn't miss a shot the rest of the movie. Dumb.

>>211792263
You don't even know what "parody" means ESL kun

>>211791003 (OP)
>okay, so we need an intro scene where a bunch of young kids die violently
>okay, i'll get our usual casting guy on--
>no no, that won't be necessary. for no particular reason, this scene won't be diverse. in fact, make sure all of the british kids are blonde.
>also cap off that intro scene with a christianity bad message
hmmm...

>>211815956
>this scene won't be diverse
the entire movie wasn't diverse. aside from the alpha (who's a zombie anyways so he doesn't even really count) I don't think I saw a single non white person in the whole movie

>>211813877
This.
Surprises me no one is talking bout how fucking shit they were compared to 28 Days. I mean for fucks sake there's a reason 28 Days shook up the zombie community.

>>211814616
>>211814675
>>211815148
Makes no sense in a community that resolves around a high mortality rate that the kid cared so much that his mum was dying.

>>211816837
They are trying to play up sympathy of the zombies for some reason.

ATJ doesn't consider them to have souls.

The doctor treats them with respect and finds them none too different from us.

The Saville gang engages in brutal murder of the infected.

The Tellytubby gang is the least of this film's problems.

I know people like that it is shot on iPhone or whatever, but I think it looked pretty bad. I wasn't a fan of the hyperediting either except for maybe the 'boots' sequence.

People seem to like the ATJ portion of the film the most, and while the father/son bond was alright, and that portion of the movie was intense... it wasn't jaw dropping amazing either. The family drama that is the catalyst for the film is meh. The whole journey to the doctor never felt that gripping. The mother/son relationship didn't touch me at all, and I have liked plenty of mother/son type films. The morality of how ATJ vs the Doctor vs the Saville gang treat the infected infected is uninteresting.

There just isn't much to really like about it.

What type of person actually enjoys watching a delusional dying mother and an arrogant child go on a suicide mission?
We threw away kino neo medieval father son bonding for this meandering bullshit

>>211804647
all the shit that's going in france, would they even notice

>>211816895
I seemed more to me the doctor was treating them as a part of wildlife now. Which is dumb because most wildlife don't immediately attack you on sight except bugs

Why were they suddenly in space or some shit when they were running away from the alpha towards the village?

>>211804709
This is so stupid to me. If it was so easy to contain and remove it from fucking Paris, why let the UK stay overrun? NATO should just be continuously bombing UK and Ireland. Or use drones.

>>211817153
No light pollution

>>211817153
No light pollution, so they could see way more of the night sky

>>211817216
Maybe they just got onto it early or had a solid contingency plan after hearing about what was happening in the UK. It's not too hard to believe that the rest of Europe would put all their resources together to wipe it out the second it landed on the mainland.

>>211817153
>zoomies don't remember what the night sky looks like
Sad (neither do I)

>>211817256
Sadly, the night sky looks nothing like that. There are a shit ton of stars, but even in places with the least amount of light pollution, the milky way is barely visible completely unlike how is appears in these long exposure photos.

If the rage virus happened in America, a lot of the infected would immediately die from heart attacks because they haven't ran in years.

>>211817455
Retard

>>211817536
Cope faggot. The milky way does not look that way.

awesome, dude! badass! now the infected come in variants like my favorite video games! there are alphas! stalkers! creepers! greebles! and klorks! that's how evolution and mutations work! i hecking LOVE science bros!

>>211817455
>>211817536
He's not even wrong. Obviously that pic is exaggerating to some degree to show it's point. You can see the milky way with your bare eye, but it doesn't look like that. Most of the cool space pictures you see wouldn't look like that if you saw it in person. Also to keep it on topic the movie was a 6.9. Lots of cool shit, some retconning that annoyed me, and a retarded ending

>>211797847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZcQZTOeSLc

>>211791073
that was so wacky and zany, ho ho!

>>211811521
Then I shall become an alpha and impregnate her.

>>211791073

the new Dying Light movie looks cool

>>211797847
anything with vin diesel in it.

>>211811521
I would unironically tie up zombie eva green in my rape dungeon

>>211791073
I'd watch so.ething like this if they were masked wrestlers like the theater 2k or w/e Mexican ones

>>211791003 (OP)
wtf is this dogshit
>yeah we totally need a spaceship console to film this 2s shot, trust me bro

>>211817561
>that's how evolution and mutations work
I mean yeah evolutionary niches are actually a thing.

>>211820739
The virus effectively kills its host in a single generation.
How can it evolve?

>>211791073
>>211792263

absolute Bollywood tier shit

>it's 28 years

thnx for the title now i'm not gonna watch it

you still wonder why nobody watches your american slop anymore?

>>211820800
They were shitting out uninfected in this movie. “The magic of the placenta” is the mumbo jumbo explanation.
Why did it make the mom non aggressive? Wouldn’t they just have eaten the infant? In 28 years they somehow have niches where obese retards crawl on the ground and survive eating worms. The lean ones that can eat high calorie deer meat don’t gain weight.

It’s all capeshit nonsense. The ending wasn’t an outlier in the movie it was the only logical sequence with the rest of the content. Because this really is a setting fit for Jimmy Saville’s Power Rangers.

>>211810622
Yeah I liked it. Also the Jimmy Saville wannabes at the end are obviously not supposed to be good people, so I wasn't particularly offended.

>>211820882
next time ask chatGPT and you might get a coherent post

>>211812787
>but why wouldn't the vast majority of the infected be dead by now?
You see, what, thirty infected in the entire film out of a population of tens of millions. They probably are almost all dead.

>>211805273
that zombie really spooked me. every time they showed the fake bald cap i covered my eyes

>>211791073
/brit/kino

>>211809577
This

>>211821263
>le use ai zoomer meme

exactly why modern movies suck
can your generation even tie your shoes without asking chatGPT?

>>211809695
literally trying to kill the protagonist. so yeh it fits

>IT'S BEEN 28 YEARS!

>Of course there's a guv'erment, there's always a guv'erment! They're in a plane or boonker or summit!

>>211813099
don't you get it. they already have the rage virus. but not the one the infected have. they rage against god.

>>211806087
He will in the bone temple movie. This was his introduction. The mother didn't have brain cancer. She was air borne infected. Why do you think she blacked out and savagely killed that infected? Why do you think she was able to calm down and help deliver the infected baby? The lady(?) at the party set up with the mask that was featured in the trailer/marketing making it seem like a big character or faction? The doctors cult member. He is infecting people.he created the alphas as well and had the one impregnate the other two make a baby. Why do you think the alpha was so pissed after they took the baby and when they were in the underground hideout? He wants his baby.

>>211820534
I lost several IQ points watching this

>>211822295
becuase she was part of jimmys gang back in the day before escaping to the island

>>211820569
Who is the one tied up on the right?

>>211802212
>real nice coming of age movie with interesting characters and survival/zombie aspects to keep things exciting
>executed by the same guys that made the first movie and won several oscars
>some nice new spins on the whole zombie trope
>emotional gutpunch by having the mom die and showing the things the doc did to her after death
>suddenly power ranger savilles pop up and kill zombies in the bloodiest fashion up close after the SWAT teams in the 2nd movie relied on full body armor, gas masks and flame throwers because even the tiniest drop of blood on you would get you infected
Did Boyle develop dementia or something? Can't even blame it on modern day onions directors shitting the bed, it was literally the same fucking team from the first movie.

>>211791073
Why is nobody worried about getting splashed by the infected bodily fluids?

>>211809039
I didn't see shaolin chavs pop up during either of the world wars which caused England to look the same as these zombie movies, so no. I don't think in a world where you have to worry about surviving day to day some schmucks are going to gang up and become parkour ninjas that fight with medieval weapons and nunchuks in clean track suits and somehow find the time to bleach their hair.

>>211823375
Why would cultist young adults and teens know about the intricacies of infection?

>>211805273
that's just a norf after overdosing on all the chippies mate. Literally me after a full English, guv.

>>211823487
So you saying if I don't know about Aids I can drink Aids blood and I won't get it? because that's your logic, retard.

>>211805273
I've conquered all the chippies...

>>211823580
that's the logic people held before christianity introduced universals actually

>>211823487
Did you not notice them avoiding the blood?

>>211820569
Would you impregnate her?

>>211811521
My crush lives in the UK so she would be wandering the streets naked with shit running down her leg right now. grim

>>211823636
assload of condoms and unlimited titfucks. at the very least you have something to look at in your bunker

>>211823657
she belongs to the alphas

can someone explain the jimmy saville ninjas? I don't understand

>>211791073
thanks, i was actually planning to go see this

>>211824336
It's just a post-apocalyptic tribe based around a celebrity like in Fallout New Vegas.

>>211797847
That card being passed around the room secretly by those magicians with Woody Harrelson.

>>211824386
i had to look it up and they actually fucking did it lol. Its a real cult based around Saville.
They are using the excuse the first film came out before his death.

>>211824243
What movie is this?

>>211824435
It's one scene at the end of the film setting up for the sequel so nothing is explained yet except them being a gong of people dressed like Jimmy Savile

>Sedate Alpha
>Literally at your mercy
>One almost killed you the first time you left your island village
>This specific one killed the guy that saved your lives
>Let him live
>He goes after you and Lockeᵀᴹ from Lostᵀᴹ a second time
>Probably let him live again
Maybe it would have been more consistent if the first Alpha didn't die so they can write it off as a recurring special infected.

>>211824243
Why is this scene so long?

>>211824588
How would they kill it?

>>211805127
piratebay

>>211824588
It's setting up for the sequel the baby is immune and the Jimmy Saviles are going to use it for something, then the alpha comes to rescue his baby and the moral is the zombies aren't that different or something. I can see it now.

>>211824588
>Probably let him live again
my best guess is that Dalson was using the alpha to keep the Jimmy gang away from him.

>>211791073
how did anyone think this is a good idea for a serious zombie movie. actual shitpost

>>211824595
to give time for the audience to finish :3

they better have the nonce squad vs the Jimmy gang

>>211824652
>serious
>zombie movie

>>211824243
the first few months of the zombie apocalypse would be great, lots of freshly turned naked women roaming around. it would get less fun over the years as they rot into nothing.

>>211824676
nonces are the only thing that'll save us

i always laughed at fat autistic fucks obsessed with the zombie genre talk about how they would effortlessly survive in it like a video game.
A regular apocalypse would be hell.
Add zombies and its double hell.
Even real life without the apocalypse is hell.
Most people cant even survive real life

>>211824736
that's why some "people" don't like the second half of the movie. ATJ isn't in the movie so there is no adult male character for the fatties to pretend represents how they would behave.

>>211824756
they would be the worm eaters

>>211791003 (OP)
The movie was alright but to much time is wasted on bs scenes
Kid and his mom was mega retard
That jimmy ending was pure dogshit and whole movie felt like a sequel bait

>>211791073
>Jimmy Saville vs Zombies
KINO

>>211824610
I dunno, shoot it in the head or neck or heart with a bow?

did they really have to make them naked with huge cocks?

Man that mother character was such a stupid bitch. The little kid would have known his retard mother had an incurable disease if he had a proper sitdown with his dad and grandpa. There should have been consequences for running away and leaving the island gate unguarded. There should have been consequences for leaving a probably-infected baby in the island. Like they should have gotten a bust 17 year old blonde nurse maid and hired me as a stuntman to suck on the nurse maid's titties then she would have become infected, had a terrible need to have sex (me as stuntman), and then snowballed my cum with another busty 17 year old then the island got infected.

>>211824243
>go away BATIN!

>Rescue pewdiepie
>Get him killed to help an infected give birth
>Mom dies anyway
>Doctor was probably lying about the cancer and just liked the shape of her head
If they rescued the swede they might have had shit like paradrops arranged and even an internet connection going.

>>211803654
can you be more specific, there's about 28 cuts per second, so it'd help if you could narrow it down

>>211823421
The power of Jimmy fixes it

Does ATJ hang dong?

>>211803618
more antiwhite faggotry funded by the likes in charge of all media in England? what a surprise.
wont be watching it.
anyone else seen the recent video essay on why the first film was antiwhite propaganda, with comments confirming it under the utube vid by an art director and writer?

>>211804793
soon enough it won't be voluntary. wait and see. you're a delusional faggot if you think it's all being done for the good of the people.
take a look at government policy, and anything they're doing is rooted in evil. nothing religious about it.

>>211809493
they should do that now. it's very clearly infected

>>211809496
it's a quarter of a century old now, a quarter of a century since it was a brand new gimmick.
if they're over using it now it means the director is an out of date cretin

>>211804793
euthanasia is the dumbest idea ever. Not a christian but it will just be used by leftists to rob people of inheritance. In fact it would be open season for con men to just off people and steal their shit.

>>211824990
I tried watching some of Goebbels movies to understand this mindset but they're shit and boring, totally ham fisted beyond anything on the other side.

>>211809577
>some half remembered 1950s
looks like you've been brainwashed or a third world halfbreed yourself.
that was the last time England was English.

>>211825084
likely, but skimming through them and becoming aware of the propaganda they let millions sit passively through is useful.

>>211804793
you go to hell if you suicide also it's going to be used to purge the increasing elderly population draining the socialized medicine in the uk

>>211791003 (OP)
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
this is a viral marketing thread
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
same exact style every time for a decade or more, bet it's the same faggoted little dogshit worthless amateur fuckwit company doing it too.
kill yourselves.
>Hey remember when Namedrop did Namedrop and then Namedrop Namedrop Scenedrop Namedrop?
>Yes, contentious point, Namedrop Namedrop Namedrop Namedrop.
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD
expect hundreds more or these for the next 3 months
VIRAL MARKETING THREAD

>>211791073
>55 FUCKING CUTS IN 45 SECONDS?
i hate modern movies so much you won't believe it

>>211820882
not going to watch it either, confirmed by seeing the dogshit in this thread.

Hold on a sec Anons. I skipped all promotional material for this movie because I wanted it to be a clean watch. But didn't they promise Jim's return?

>>211823375
yeah an out of touch senile cunt with no imagination which is clear if he's going over the same dogshit 30 years later.
never going to watch it

What other genres are in the JSEU?

>>211825205
watch 1930s, 40s, and 50s stuff. if it's a good film, it's a pleasure.
real plot, with layered characters, scenes last several minutes without cuts since they were all theatre actors who could deliver lines for hours every night on stage.
usually more human, funnier and more engaging than the rubbish now.
people are eloquent, have nuance to what they're saying, and best of all they're all purebred eurogenes

>>211825255
Jim Savile

>>211824243
more

>>211809039
It's the apocalypse faggot, you don't have the time to fuck around, especially 28 years after society went to shit, you kill a zombie fast and move on to gather resources/hunt animals or things like those, otherwise you and your group/camp are going to starve

>>211825525
The weirdest part is how clean they look. Unless they find a chav town with power and running water and infinite soap, I do not see how they could maintain that look.

>>211825457
cooom

>>211825205
I'm pretty sure they did it to match the kid's perspective of
>wtf is going on?

>>211825525
>you don't have time to fuck around
What are you talking about? They've got all the time in the world to fuck around. You think they're going to be behind on their tax return or something?

>>211825619
If you sucked big fat fucking milky zombie tits and milk came out and you swallowed gallon after gallon of it, would that turn you into a zombie?

>>211824990
>first film
On the one hand, the evil, horny military unit was retarded. On the other, it was leftoid activists that caused the outbreak.

>>211791073
>It's only okay when Mad Max does it!!!!!!!!

>>211820534
This is Bollywood tier slop.

>>211816587
>I don't think I saw a single non white person in the whole movie
Maybe the movie wasn't so bad after all.