Thread 211791103

>Hey, Max. Wicked dance
>Thanks

Talk to me, talk to me baybaaaaaaaeee

>>211791103 (OP)
Sex with Max

CHEDDAARRR WHIZZZYYYYY

>road trip movie starring Goofy that has a contrived and idiotic storyline, is painfully stuck in the 90s, and was animated by a horny Paris division
I honestly think that Disney made a mistake with this movie

>>211791103 (OP)
>>211791282
would

>>211791825
It’s kino

>"Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?"
Not very Disney-like at all

>>211792058
DILF

>Max doesn't tell Goofy that he has a date next saturday so that the road trip can be delayed
>Goofy doesn't tell Max about the principal phone call or that he's aware that he just did something big at school
>despite Roxanne liking Max, she still tells him that he's going to the party with someone else after Max tells him he can't go to the date because of his dad "is into a stupid father/son kick" (Max doesn't even say that it's a road trip to fish at an Idaho lake)
>Roxanne doesn't notice that Goofy's car parked outside her house is full of luggage (which is evidence that Max isn't inventing an excuse to not go out with her)
>Max lies to Roxanne about him and Goofy going to the L.A concert because the latter used to play with Powerline (instead of saying something believable like that Goofy is taking him to the concert because he knows how much a fan Max is)
>for no reason whatsoever, Max tells Roxanne that he will join Powerline on-stage and wave at her (she already said that she wouldn't go to the party with someone else, so it was pointless to add a promise to the lie)
>Roxanne is gullible enough to believe Max's obvious lie (it only requires common sense to know that he isn't being honest about where he's going)
>random Bigfoot encounter that doesn't get any closure (Max and Goofy escape from him off-screen and the subject is never mentioned again)
>Max changes the map route so that Idaho is skipped and so that L.A is the final destination, expecting Goofy to fall for it
>in the gap between Max changing the map and Goofy letting Max be the navigator, Goofy didn't realize that the map was changed
>Pete and PJ unrealistically run into the Goofs during the journey twice (once at a forest and the other at a random motel) just for the sake of moving along the story a bit
>Max and Goofy somehow make it to the concert in the nick of time, despite the long distance, all the stops they made along the way, and losing their vehicle

Rubbish storyline

THIS THREAD IS THE WORK OF THOSE WHO CONSORT WITH BEASTS

>>211792481
not reading that

>>211792481
...it's a goofy movie...

>>211791282
Sex with PJ

>>211791282
Based, always thought he is cute

It's always funny to think of this universe's Goofy and Pete as the same ones in Kingdom Hearts.

>>211793935
>ah-HYUCK!

>The Little Mermaid
>DuckTales movie
>The Rescuers Down Under
>Beauty and the Beast
>Aladdin
>The Nightmare Before Christmas
>The Lion King
>A Goofy Movie
>Pocahontas
>Toy Story
>James and the Giant Peach
>The Hunchback of Notre Dame
>Hercules
>Mulan
>A Bug's Life
>Tarzan
>Toy Story 2

You can like this movie if you want, but it's objectively the worst theatrical animation movie by Disney from 1989-1999

>>211794471
Lion King lived up to the hype

>>211792058
what did they mean by this shot

>>211791825
LOL it's one of the best disney movies
they don't have the wit to make something this based anymore

>>211794471
>objectively the worst
Nah senpai. It's kino

This isn't convincing storytelling at all
https://youtu.be/IfLiErQYyC4?feature=shared

>>211795158
Your grandmother’s sex tape didn’t have convincing storytelling.

>>211794471
>The Little Mermaid
It's boring unless you're a girl, admittedly well made.
>Pocahontas
Shitty, not because of muh historical inaccuracies but because it's just completely unremarkable aesthetically or in its story
>Hunchback of Notre Dame
Tonal mess, when it's serious it's one of the best animated films in history, when it's comedic / light it can get pretty bad
Rest is mostly better than A Goofy Movie, sure. Although personally I am not a fan of Tarzan, just never connected with the central romance and it often felt like the movie is generally trying too hard. I also don't like Phil Collins, call me contrarian or Trey Parker but I just never enjoyed his production, all his songs sound too loud and "cramped"

>>211791282
>>211793935
>>211794164

>>211797119
Why does he have a Mickey phone? What's the joke?

>>211797414
It's subtle.

>>211792058
Why is his bulge so fucking F A T

It was very cynical to make a sequel that doesn't acknowledge the romance from the first movie

>>211792058
This kind of guy is my poison, but they all without fail do not have any dick game at all. Permanently semi-chub and they can last about 20 pumps before being puffed out. They're not going to pop a cialis for a random grindr pump and dump.

You can really tell that the first movie and the second movie didn't have the same writers
https://youtu.be/IhancH1YyoQ?si=C8v1bDyUbRcfRaUS
https://youtu.be/VwHI3U6tVMQ?feature=shared

>>211797119
*SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFF*

I don't like either movie. Pretty weak

Why are Pete's wife and daughter from the TV show absent in the two movies? What happened to them?

>>211800095
Peg has such a fat ass, fuck she's making me leak precum!

Pretty half-assed "coming out clean" scene. He didn't even tell her that he was originally going on a fishing trip
https://youtu.be/Rf0iNF8-hls?si=nh9Ohrvb4gdeweT-

>>211800095
Pete divorced her and spent the rest of his life plowing twinks [spoilerlike me[/spoiler]

>>211796810
If you cut the gargoyles from Hunchback it jumps two points.

>>211798180
Always interesting to see a gay go into detail.

I thought the films were okay, but nothing special. It was surprising to find out many people seems to love them. (Or maybe just the first one.)

>>211800095
too erotic

>>211798180
i hope you get aids

>>211791825
>horny Paris division
the best

>>211797695
>>Roxanne is gullible enough to believe Max's obvious lie (it only requires common sense to know that he isn't being honest about where he's going)
cashier sexo
>>211798102

>>211794471
It's better than 6 of those.

>>211791103 (OP)
This movie only had one single great thing, which was the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpQPJ2NgWA&list=RDPXpQPJ2NgWA&start_radio=1&ab_channel=BTSaucey

>>211798180
You’re disugusting

>>211794471
>>James and the Giant Peach

>>211806898
It has good animation (character designs, environments, facial expressions) and good music. The problem is that it has a rubbish storyline and that it panders to the teen market

>>211792481
>>211791825
>>211792058
>>211794471
>>211802197
>>211797414
can you go back to ranting about Shrek 2 again

>>211791825
Who here else wishes they were "painfully stuck in the 90s?"

This movie doesn't deserve the praise and the cult following that it has gotten over the years. 1995 audiences were smarter (it was a box office flop)

>>211809092
The “smart” 1995 audiences you refer to are what prop it up as a cult movie.

>>211798102
the fact it was all built on a bold faced lie and it was nothing serious other than "I have a crush" and he devoted all that time and energy... not worth glorifying. But it is weird how its basically offhandedly waved off in the movie.

>>211806898
Was Powerline supposed to be an MJ stand-in? Prince? A bit of both?

>>211798180
Serious question. What can cialis do for sexual problems like premature ejaculation ? Can you cum and keep fucking or is it just for people who can't get it up easily?

>>211811110
MJ and Bobby Brown

>>211798180
>Fat old man huffing and puffing as he gives a weak game and nuts fast
...this is a bad thing how?

>>211792481
>Conflict… LE BAD I JUST WANT TO SELF INSERT AS MAX, THE CARTOON DOG FUCKING THE CARTOON DOG GIRL FOR 3 HOURS

>>211791103 (OP)
there's literally no reason to give a dog fat tits like that

>Max invites Roxanne to the party at school
>less than one hour later, Max shows up at her house (with Goofy's car full of visible luggage parked nearby) to tell her that he can't go because his father is "into a stupid father/son kick"
>she says that it doesn't matter because it's just a dumb party
>Max makes it clear that he really wanted to go with her
>She tells him that she understands because those things happen.... but that she is still going to the party with someone else
>Max lies to her by saying that his father is taking him to Powerline's concert in L.A
>Roxanne points out the obvious ("your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?")
>Max tells another lie (after clearly struggling to come up with an answer) by saying that they're going because Goofy knows Poweline since they used to play together in a band
>despite the complete lack of evidence, Roxanne falls for the lie
>Max asks her if she isn't thinking of still going to the party with someone else
>Roxanne begins to answer ("Well I guess-")
>Max interrupts her by adding a promise to the lie: that he and Goofy will join Powerline on-stage for the final number and that he will also wave at her
>Max and Roxanne say goodbye to each other and the road trip begins

What an unconvincing storyline. Pretty bad

>>211791103 (OP)
kino movie
a classic, very well animated and written

>>211812816
>Max tells Roxanne that he will join Powerline for the final number and that he will wave at her
and yet, if you pay attention to the concert climax, you realize that "Eye 2 Eye" is the opening number and that Max never waves at Roxanne

>>211812816
>despite the complete lack of evidence
The evidence was that Goofy knew Powerline personally
>inb4 AKTHSHUALLY THAT WAS A LIE THE MOVIE SAID SO
And she doesn’t know that. There’s the evidence. Your nitpicks deboonked

>>211797695
The lady behind em is cute though..

You want a contemporary 90s animation movie that is actually good? Watch this instead

>>211792481
Autism.
They're dumb teens not robots.
This is a movie. It requires sensationalism and excitement not mechanical rationalism

>>211814787
Lying on the internet is illegal

>>211814787
Why do you keep doing this

A goon movie

It's a shame how some people can't see what a good piece of cinema Space Jam is
https://youtu.be/GchT5XrEFpQ?si=nb_i2deVUdJWm8m8

footjob from max!!!

So what was Max's plan here? The goal was to impress Roxanne, but she didn't know it was him until the principal exposed him. Was Max going to reveal his identity to the crowd once the song was over? Also, they don't explain what the hell happened at the end. Why did the song suddenly stop?
https://youtu.be/pd-WUEE4PzY?feature=shared

>>211791103 (OP)
>I identify as a goof...

>>211801461
>You wanna fuck my wife, Goofy? Go ahead! I don't have a problem with it."

>>211818028
>Fucks Goofy's son

>>211817158
I wonder where he is now

>>211803843
I just did from looking at this picture