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Anonymous No.211791678 >>211791714 >>211791819 >>211791862 >>211792104 >>211792230 >>211792306 >>211792353 >>211792403 >>211792457 >>211792628 >>211792788 >>211793423 >>211793829 >>211794874 >>211794908 >>211795097 >>211795141 >>211795361 >>211800429 >>211800430 >>211802777 >>211803334 >>211805307 >>211805326 >>211812115
Plug me back in.
Anonymous No.211791714
>>211791678 (OP)
i'd fuck one black chick then go back
Anonymous No.211791819
>>211791678 (OP)
Link's missus was fit.
Anonymous No.211791862
>>211791678 (OP)
Zipher was right
Anonymous No.211792104
>>211791678 (OP)
Cypher did nothing wrong!
Anonymous No.211792159 >>211794874 >>211812375 >>211812535
>NEO MY SOURCES TELL ME YOU DID NOT ATTEND THE STINKY NIGGER CAVE RACE
Anonymous No.211792230
>>211791678 (OP)
Cypher is our guy.
Anonymous No.211792275
Music was based though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aegL4GV003w
Anonymous No.211792306
>>211791678 (OP)
if i were Neo and saw the interracial breeding grounds i would beg the machines to genocide the rest of ''humanity''
Anonymous No.211792353
>>211791678 (OP)
Looks absolutely utterly disgusting. Id never leave the training sims.
Anonymous No.211792403
>>211791678 (OP)
I wouldn't plug back into the matrix, I would actively help the machines IRL.
Anonymous No.211792457
>>211791678 (OP)
>sea of shit
>sweating fecal matter
LOOK IT UP
Anonymous No.211792459 >>211793919 >>211794347 >>211794360
Anonymous No.211792507 >>211793669 >>211793806 >>211796970 >>211800318 >>211812301
>watching Reloaded with my dad a few years ago
>cave rave starts
>dad's first instinct is to shout OOGA BOOGA at the top of his lungs
>mfw
Fucker caught me off guard.
Anonymous No.211792628
>>211791678 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.211792788 >>211798838
>>211791678 (OP)
A fucking nightmare
Anonymous No.211793423
>>211791678 (OP)
disgusting nig pit noooooo! Agent Smith, you're correct sir.
Anonymous No.211793669
>>211792507
kek based dad
Anonymous No.211793806 >>211794189
>>211792507
racist piece of shit I hope he gets sent to defend Israel
Anonymous No.211793829 >>211795305
>>211791678 (OP)

I recall being so put off by the scene in the theaters...
Anonymous No.211793919
>>211792459
kino of the highest order
why don't they make shots like these anymore?
Anonymous No.211793942
It's the smell.
Anonymous No.211793955 >>211795383
Anonymous No.211794189 >>211794211
>>211793806
He's 65, you idiot.
Anonymous No.211794211 >>211794288
>>211794189
And?
Anonymous No.211794288
>>211794211
Well he's not going to be summoned to defend Israel at that age, is he? Think, for fuck's sake.
Anonymous No.211794347 >>211812463
>>211792459
They actually played this movie in 35mm film at a local theatre near me. An original film of the movie from back when it came out, so it had no digital colour corrections or anything. I will say honestly, it was a whole new experience of the movie and a breath of fresh air considering all movie today are so colourless. That's the first thing that struck me. The colour tones in the film version. Which is important because the colour contrast between the real apocalyptic world and the virtual matrix world are deliberate and an important part of the film. Would really recommend if anyone has the chance to go see this in the original film.
Anonymous No.211794360 >>211794521
>>211792459
I can tell this is the original print since it doesn't have that green filter over it.
Anonymous No.211794521 >>211797007
>>211794360
Exactly, I could tell immediately too. Plus the obvious film artifacts, but beyond that the rich colours of the film are a dead giveaway. I feel like most people have only ever seen the digital versions and they really do it a disservice. I never realized before seeing the film version, how colourful the movie actually was in a neo-noir aesthetic type of way, especially when they're in the Matrix.
Anonymous No.211794874
>>211792159
>>211791678 (OP)
NEOOO ONE SOCIAL CREDIT HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR NOT EATING MY FART GRUUUUUEL
NEOOOOO WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR YOUR DAILY ANTI WHITE COMMERICIALS
Anonymous No.211794908
>>211791678 (OP)
why the fuck are blacks so zesty
no wonder Cy wanted to be plugged back in.
Anonymous No.211794964
Why this movie never got a sequel is beyond me.
Anonymous No.211795047 >>211802048
Why wouldn't they just send a harem to Neo to keep him happy? Instead they take him into custody, freak him out and stick a worm virus in him.
Anonymous No.211795097
>>211791678 (OP)
YO
Anonymous No.211795141
>>211791678 (OP)
uhhh... one blue pill please, stat!
Anonymous No.211795305
>>211793829
same. I suddenly felt like, wtf? this is gross.
Anonymous No.211795361 >>211797040 >>211812115
>>211791678 (OP)
>zion is underground and hot, a literal depiction of hell
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.211795383
>>211793955
agent Smith did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.211795707
This scene ruined the lore for me. I thought humanity was barely scraping by in a hellscape of underground caverns like in Terminator, but they were at least happy to be free of machines. But no they're just down their having rave parties non stop and no food shortages, cave in's, or massive electrical and mechanical failures
Anonymous No.211796970
>>211792507
lel
You better find a way to get him back. Show him some proper bix nood.
Anonymous No.211797007 >>211804613
>>211794521
Anywhere I could find the Matrix film version online?
Anonymous No.211797040 >>211812115
>>211795361
>jewish name
>filled with loud and stinking niggers
A fucking mystery it is.
Anonymous No.211797294 >>211797452 >>211800884
consider that reality was upsurped long ago and only thing left is your participation

a process of ritualistic consent of being eternally subjugated by a system that doesn't represent you nor functions as it claims

so pledge your allegiance, pay your tithes, and prostate before the sacrificial altar

because you live on a human animal farm, lest we forget
Anonymous No.211797452
>>211797294
sneed
Anonymous No.211798838
>>211792788
Anonymous No.211800203 >>211802553
>Smith you gotta get me the hell outta here!
Anonymous No.211800318
>>211792507
Anonymous No.211800429 >>211800903 >>211805149 >>211810251
>>211791678 (OP)
>everyone working together for a common goal
>everyone shares resources
>everyone's respectful and nice to each other
>all your neighbors are great
>people want to have an end of the world party and go all out since they'll be dead by next week
>AHHHHH I'M LOSING MY MIND! I HATE ALL OF THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE BROWN! DINGDINGDINGDING!
Anonymous No.211800430
>>211791678 (OP)
I hate niggers.
Anonymous No.211800579 >>211800644
comrade this am of very agitate, very organic and not pol spam thread
Anonymous No.211800644
>>211800579
I hate kikes too.
Anonymous No.211800884
>>211797294
>because you live on a human animal farm
kill yourself kike.
Anonymous No.211800903
>>211800429
Yes
Anonymous No.211802048 >>211802446 >>211802706 >>211812526
>>211795047
Because he was supposed to escape
Neo was always controlled opposition, even if he himself didn't know it and his own heart and conscience were 100% in the right place

I don't even like the grasping at straws headcanons like "Zion is just another simulation" but one thing that the movie absolutely tells you in text without handwaving implication is that Neo is always a pawn, he continues being a pawn after he gets superpowers

The whole series is a chess game between two AIs, Order and Chaos, with the narrative heavily leaning into Chaos being the good guy - the Architect believes he is very close to perfecting slavery, to creating a self-perpetuating and self-correcting prison that will keep humanity enthralled literally until the end of the universe billions of years from now. The Oracle finds this idea so abhorrent that she's willing to risk killing everyone and everything left on earth to throw a monkey wrench into that. That's not her actual goal, she doesn't want it to happen, but she knows it could happen and accepts that as preferable.

Of course it is a little on the nose that the ultimate evil is an old white guy and the ultimate virtue is an old black woman
Anonymous No.211802446
>>211802048
oh i just got that their skin color represents the color they play in chess. that is on the nose
Anonymous No.211802553
>>211800203
>Mr. Anders-
>I said right now!
>Hmmm but you are the chosen one, it must be a human trick
>Right the fuck now reeeeeee
Anonymous No.211802706
>>211802048
Yup. It's amazing how much screentime they spend explaining all this, yet people all these years later still don't get it. Morpheus was a pawn too and she told him plenty of false things. I feel like that should have caused more of an effect but it just went "how can we trust you" "make up your own damn mind" "ok" and that was that.

Also, it seems more like the AI's don't truly hate humanity. They were pissed long ago, got their revenge, now want to co-exist, but it's obviously impossible if they just release them. Even Architect believes that the only way to co-exist is if Humans are in the simulated reality since they will always chimp out. So Oracle's job was to find a way to either get the Matrix to last forever or find a way to finally make peace. Oracle did that through them worshiping the One and having him sacrifice himself for them as well as forcing the Machine God to make a deal with him.
Anonymous No.211802777 >>211802978
>>211791678 (OP)
Was this actually supposed to be an orgy or was that a meme? I thought it was just a rave.
Anonymous No.211802978 >>211803096 >>211804075
>>211802777
It's just a dance party as a 'fuck you' to the machines digging to kill them. Retards want to propagandize it to be a stinky gay buttfucking orgy of negros with giant black cocks because that's their fetish.
Anonymous No.211803096
>>211802978
why are you ignoring the fact that black people smell terrible? Have you even been around a black person before?
Anonymous No.211803334
>>211791678 (OP)
Even as a kid, before I got radicalized by the internet hate machine, when I watched this I was like "damn, that's a lot of dark people". Like, "ok there are american movies about black people like 'Nutty Professor 2: the Klumps' or 'Family Matters'. But damn son. Those caves must be under Africa"
Anonymous No.211804075
>>211802978
>Orgu with giant-
Cumbrain
Anonymous No.211804151 >>211804940
honestly would you rather go back into the matrix

or hang out with Mouse and use the construct. he would be your best buddy, living in a small goon cave, while you both try to impress one another with more and more elaborate goon scenarios for the construct
Anonymous No.211804613 >>211805307 >>211808608
>>211797007
I don't know. I made most of the 35mm matrix webms that circulate here now other than the original of the massacre in the office building lobby. I got the file years ago and I don't remember where it was now. All I can tell you is the filename is The.Matrix.1999.35mm.1080p.Cinema.DTS.v2.0.mkv Good luck.
Anonymous No.211804940
>>211804151
Mouse was based and deserved better
Anonymous No.211805149
>>211800429
>end of the world party where they go all out
So youve always wanted to have gay brown butt sex orgies but suppressed yourself all this time?
Anonymous No.211805307
>>211791678 (OP)
Revolutions was kino.
>>211804613
NTA, but thank you.
Anonymous No.211805326
>>211791678 (OP)
A LITERAL HELL DIMENSION

bros I dont wanna die :(
I was rooting for the machines
Anonymous No.211808608
>>211804613
kinda crazy to think the minigun was only set up to fire at 3000 rpm instead of 6000 rpm. but watching this, if the barrels had been spinning so fast you couldnt see them, i think the shot would of looked less cool.
Anonymous No.211810251
>>211800429
(You)
Anonymous No.211812115
>>211791678 (OP)
>>211795361
>>211797040

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yxpJdHBd5uk&t=1049s&pp=ygUfTGl0dGxlIGxpZ2h0IHN0dWRpb3MgdGhlIG1hdHJpeA%3D%3D
Anonymous No.211812301
>>211792507
This man will never die.
Anonymous No.211812375 >>211812608
>>211792159
rave. cave rave.
Anonymous No.211812463
>>211794347
Sounds like a lovely experience :(
Anonymous No.211812526
>>211802048
>Because he was supposed to escape
stopped reading there. The recurring "the one" they talk about is not something that the machines want, but its a bug that the architect can never figure out. No matter what, each generation of pod cucks always has one person that just completely rejects the matrix mentally and becomes a sort of messiah figure.
Anonymous No.211812535
>>211792159
>NEOOOO YOU HAVE TO SAVE HUMANITY BY DESTROYING THE MATRIX KILLING OFF THE LAST WHITES SO ONLY STINKY NIGGERS CAN HAVE SWEATY RAVES UNDER THE BARREN WASTELAND THAT IS EARTH
Anonymous No.211812608
>>211812375
NEEEOOO ONE RAVE THE HUMAN RAVE NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO