Thread 211796906

>I was 12 and I heard it was [Charles Bronson's] birthday, so I went out and I got him a remote controlled airplane.
>And I gave it to him, and he just kind of looked at me, and looked at the ground, and then he walked away. And I was like, 'huh, okay...'
>And then just a few minutes later, the assistant director said, 'Charlie wants to see you in his room.'
>So I knocked on the door, and he opened it-- and he couldn't even really look at me. He just said, 'Uh... nobody ever really got me a present before, for my birthday...' and he said, 'thanks.'
>>After Charles Bronson's death, Kurt Russell received the remote-controlled airplane back, along with a note. The note from Bronson stated, "This gift means more to me than you'll ever know."

>>211796906 (OP)
LOL what a loser. BTW im a woman and I think men getting gifts for their birthday is a major ICK

>>211797020
>BTW I’m a woman

>>211797020
this is the internet, your smelly holes mean nothing here

>>211797077
>The family suffered extreme poverty during the Great Depression, and Bronson recalled going hungry many times. His mother could not afford milk for his younger sister, so she was fed warm tea instead. He said he had to wear his elder sister's dress to school for lack of clothing.
Tough guys wear dresses.

>>211796906 (OP)
Bronson had a hard life before breaking into Hollywood

>>211797233
They do if they have to.

>>211796906 (OP)
alright everyone allowed one many tear but that's the limit

Is Kurt Russell the child actor who turned out the normalest?

>>211798724
Him and Ron Howard managed to stay pretty straight-laced with great careers

>he just kind of looked at me, and looked at the ground, and then he walked away
Was it autism

>>211796906 (OP)
Can you imagine being so fucking based that you gave Charles fucking Bronson his first birthday present?

>>211798724
>russell
>normal
He keeps that shit behind closed doors.

>>211796906 (OP)
Kurt has mastered the art of the tall tale. Motherfucker was at OJ's white bronco chase, he ghost-directed Tombstone practically by himself, and he was one of the first people to spot The Phoenix Lights ufo spectacle. Don't care how much of it's true, he's based.

>>211798724
The ones who got out of showbusiness and lived normal lives probably beat anyone who stayed in. Like the girl from Aliens who's an elementary school teacher.

>>211797233
>Tough guys wear dresses.
Tough guys will steal your clothing before demeaning themselves by wearing a fucking dress. Stupid little faggot.

>>211796906 (OP)
Then everyone farted.

>>211799155
>>211797177
This is how chuds radicalize each other

>>211799037
>Tough guys will steal your clothing before demeaning themselves by wearing a fucking dress. Stupid little faggot.
*CHKK*
Hey punk. Say hello to my cringe folder for me

>Bronson
literally the worst part of Once Upon a Time in the West
dunno how its for others
but its like hard to look at his face
not that he is ugly but its weird
once you got used to see eastwood as the protagonist its hard to downgrade to that leathery face monkey

>>211799511
eastwood fans are delusional and have shit taste

>>211799511
Everybody looked weird in that movie. Leone got carried away trying to make everyone look especially sweaty, leathery, and sunburnt with intense high-definition close-ups, and it was just unflattering to the actors.

>>211799353
Seethe, faggot. Seeth.

>>211800133
No need. You're doing just fine with it on your own

>>211799037
>I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

>>211797233
>Bronson threatened to "get" Time magazine critic Jay Cocks, who had written a negative review he viewed as a personal attack and, unlike other actors who projected violence on film, Bronson seemed violent in person
>Bronson was married to English actress Jill Ireland from October 5, 1968 until her death in 1990. He had met her in 1962, when she was married to Scottish actor David McCallum. At the time, Bronson (who shared the screen with McCallum in The Great Escape) reportedly told him, "I'm going to marry your wife".
Bronson, the Chad

>>211800428
>and 2 condoms

>>211801329
>At the time, Bronson (who shared the screen with McCallum in The Great Escape) reportedly told him, "I'm going to marry your wife".
And he did, and he was a happy man for the rest of his days

>>211796906 (OP)
That's actually very touching, wonderful and wholesome

>>211799511

>Did you bring a horse for me?
>Looks like we're shy of one horse
>No. You brought two too many

GOAT opening to a movie

>>211801329
>I want your sloppy seconds.
Chad as fuck!

>>211801993
There's no such thing as an attractive woman who hasn't been fucked 600 times before you met her

>>211797020
You jest but women really think like that

>>211796906 (OP)
Wholesome Chungus 100
Everybody liked that

>>211797233
>>211796906 (OP)

I sort of believe it, it reminds me of the Waffen SS veteran who did a Reddit AMA (yes yes I know) and the ama stalled for 30 mins after a redditor said "thank you for your service, you were fighting for what you believed in" and the Nazi Grandpa broke down and cried because no one ever told him that since his time after the war.

>>211798724
I don't know man. That whole Breakdown contract thing makes him seem like a diva. Normal people aren't divas.

>>211799037
A lot of them only end up becoming tough guys after the fact to compensate for shit like that.

>>211796906 (OP)
That's why I love white people. We're just better human beings than most.

>>211802802
>That whole Breakdown contract thing
?

>>211796906 (OP)
thats kinda sad

Death Wish 3 is his best movie

>>211804465
It's not even the best Death Wish movie. Goofy fun, but nothing beats the first movie overall

>>211796906 (OP)
Kurt is the realest bastard in show business.
No commentary can top him and John Carpenter using it as an excuse to just hang out and shoot the shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qalIjHj0tA

>>211796906 (OP)
Just two chads bonding over a plane. Pretty based.

>>211799302
Ywnbaw

>>211797233
>his mother couldn't afford milk for his younger sister
Isn't that what tits are for?

>>211802787
>you were fighting for what you believed in
The guy was a fucking nazi.

>>211805716
Charles' mother was a dignified woman who would never sell her body like that for some milk

>>211797233
>He said he had to wear his elder sister's dress to school for lack of clothing.
Just like in my doujins.

>>211804465
The first trilogy of Death Wish movies are all kino, and I won't hear anything to the contrary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBaSGEff-qI

>Charles Bronson returned the favor by buying Kurt a skateboard for his birthday, and one for himself as well so they could skate together
>Charles notices Kurt stop skateboarding after a while and asks him why he stopped
>Kurt tells him that he's not allowed to skate around the studio
>Charles asks him who told him that
>Kurt points out one of the MGM executives
>Chuck grabs both of their skateboards and walks over to man's office, past his secretary, opens the door, and tells him "hey, we're going to be skateboarding around the lot" and leaves
>they proceed to skateboard around the lot

>>211806824
radical

>>211806824
Oh no! Don't tell me this is one of those Chuck Norris memes.

I loved "Mr. Majestic". "Dirty Dozen". He's just like me!

>>211796906 (OP)
Deathwish worked so well with Bronson because he seems like a guy who could snap and kill people in real life.

>>211807230
It's a real story, insofar as Kurt Russell genuinely told it. That was back when actors had real power, which is part of why you don't see many big stars anymore.

>>211797020
You might be trying to highlight how shittily men are treated, but instead you're reinforcing it.

>>211807486
It all sounds too based to be true.

>>211805716
When women are malnourished they're unable to produce milk

>>211807720
>It all sounds too based to be true.
Yes, Anon, Charles Bronson is Based

>>211798724
It's kinda incredible how far back into time his filmography goes

>>211802353
Good reminder, 3rd date is tomorrow and she's a smoke show. I'll remember to pick up a pack of jimmie hats prior.

>Bronson was scarred by his early deprivation and his early struggles as an actor. A 1973 newspaper profile said that he was so shy and introverted he could not watch his own films. Bronson was described as "still suspicious, still holds grudges, still despises interviews, still hates to give anything of himself, still can't believe it has really happened to him."
>he would attend premieres with his wife, but would then spend the duration of the movie in the lobby smoking cigarettes

>>211808256
Wait, that's me

>>211808256
based

>>211805792
And?

>>211807276
The one problem is that the character is supposed to be a wimp wristed liberal who is only driven over the edge by the biggest personal tragedy imaginable.

>>211808444
Crazy how deep and hard the allied war propaganda burrowed into people's heads, they can't even appreciate or recognize a war hero on even a basic human level.

>>211797020
>BTW im a woman

No one cares about your opinion. Have fun with your cats and wine though.

>>211801347
>but not for me

>>211798724
Macaulay is pretty normal for a celebrity. I think that’s the wildest one

>>211808761
Didn't he have a drug problem for a while?

>>211808987
He's definitely a pedo with how he was all about "pizza" for a while

>>211809078
Don't be retarded

>>211809078
Projecting now, are we?

>>211796906 (OP)
>After Charles Bronson's death, Kurt Russell received the remote-controlled airplane back, along with a note. The note from Bronson stated, "This gift means more to me than you'll ever know."
so you just made this part up? its not in the interview

>>211799353
and he shot with a leica to boot, what an absolutely omega threat level monster chad

>>211810014
Bronson and Tommy Lee Jones come from the same place.

>>211809248
>>211809254
Jeez triggered the pedos with this one lol. Sorry guys your little secret codes been out for a while now

211797020
What a stale, tired attempt at bait

>>211810014
If I was rich and successful enough, I certainly would never bother to entertain that happy horseshit either.

>>211801993
Sloppy seconds? At best that other guy was the cotton wadding keeping Chucks perks from clacking around and getting dents.

>>211808987
Probably just partied too hard

Charles Bronson is the ultimate chad

>>211796906 (OP)
I was 12 when I gave Keanu Reeves a remote-controlled airplane, and he took it and threw it off the window then laughed in my face muttering something about "eletrical infeterence". I've never given another gift to anybody else ever since.

>>211810999
God did not give you the gift of comedy you thief tryhard crossbreed douchbag.

>>211811130
then why did your mom laugh when i fucked her last night

>>211808761
He’s not normal. I saw him on RLM. Wearing a bunch of rings and bunny ears. Had a handler. Weirdo.

>>211811247
The dead speak? Because you have a joke for a dick?

>Dick: Were you present when he shook the Swiss gentleman by the neck?
>Jill: Oh God, I'm surprised he didn't do it before. I said to Charlie, "I think this director's a bit thick." Charlie just grabbed him by the throat and gave him a good shake.
>Charles: ... Most Swiss are thick.

>>211796906 (OP)
actors without a script sound insane

>>211810014
He was a Real One(tm)

>>211808617
Modern westerners are literally the most mindfucked human beings to have ever lived.

>>211805799
kek

>While filming Death Wish, Charles Bronson made controversial demands about the authenticity of certain scenes, insisting that he not be given fake prop guns to fire at the African-American actors.
>"I want real guns and I want real niggers," he allegedly stated to director Michael Winner.
>the filming went ahead as normal, although the cast and crew told Bronson that the guns were loaded with live rounds, and Michael Winner instructed the Black actors to "act REALLY dead, and stay that way until [Bronson] leaves."
>those on set remarked that after filming his scenes, Bronson would be seen smiling involuntarily, with, as one lighting assistant noted, "a certain glimmer in his eyes, like a child on Christmas morning"
>afterwards, he would start up his grill and cook steaks for the rest of the cast and crew

>>211808761
Macaulay is not normal at all and was obviously raped by producers. He has so many rape victim habits.

>>211813695
Something tells me he had a problem with authority lmao
>massive dick flopping crazy demands
>takes the piss out of the whole production during shooting
>cooks for the lads after for being good sports
Did he not like that director in particular or was that just standard?

>>211805792
Dilate tranny

>>211814875
are you retarded?

>>211813695
Too based for this world

>>211813695
You guys havent seen a single death wish?
Most of the baddies are not niggers. Even in those days they were afraid to show the truth.

>>211815033
Yeah, they were jews like Jeff Goldblum instead.

>>211796906 (OP)
Based beyond belief
Luv Charles Bronson
Luv Kurt Russell
All their movies are kino
Simple as

Always get the people you care about gifts, anons, they do notice and it's a nice gesture

>>211809189
https://youtu.be/mRdavjfQcjc?si=IfGAU7gJVkWH1nd_

>>211803490
No, white people are just the same as everyone else, but racism makes (You) retarded.

>>211816441
>Always get the people you care about gifts, anons, they do notice and it's a nice gesture
I've been doing this with my family, sending them stuff around Christmas and their birthdays. Even some family members who I don't know very well, I try to come up with something based on what I hear that they enjoy. They don't get me anything back but they seem to like what I get them

>>211809558
this is the body type everyone got to have sex with until the 2000s

>>211816524
I'm not detecting bait here. I think this nigger might really be this retarded.

>>211816651
It's just reality. This shit is like believing that being born as a brunette instead of a blonde is superior, just retarded stuff, but I guess you will go on some ironic speech about le aryan race and shit.

>>211798724
It didn't get bad until 90s Disney era kids like Britney Spears. All the shit after that like Miley are just mutants.

>>211816711
lol no, I won't be writing an speeches for you
I'm just gonna call you a retarded nigger, since you're a retarded nigger

>>211798883
>OJs White Bronco
Fucking lol I have to search this one up, I heard him tell the Phoenix Lights story and actually believed him but now I think I see a pattern

>>211816820
That's a super smart way to act, anon.

>>211798883
>he ghost-directed Tombstone practically by himself
But Michael Biehn backs that up.

>>211803715
>Kurt Russell was helicoptered in and out of the areas of shooting, so he could be with his family in Los Angeles at night. His contract had a 12 hour turnaround, meaning Kurt had to be home for at least 12 hours before leaving again to go back to the set. A private car would pick up Kurt Russell at home, drive him to the airport where he would take a private jet to a regional airport nearest to where the crew was filming. Finally, a helicopter would bring Kurt from the regional airport right to his make-up trailer. The crew would film with Kurt for an hour before lunch and at around 4pm they would have to stop shooting when the helicopter arrived to take Kurt home.

>>211796906 (OP)
and then charles bronson banged the shit out of kurt russel

>>211817003
That old rummy? He'd say anything for a bottle

>>211802802
>>211817004
They signed a contract like that. Its not like he made up a request after agreeing to be in a movie. He said right from the start
>I cant be in the movie, unless you fly me in everyday.
And they said ok.
How is this a diva?

>>211804725
I don't usually bother with commentary tracks but this sounds great. I'll have to give it a full listen when I get the Big Trouble 4K for my collection
>Kurt busting a gut over every memory he had of being on set, with John Carpenter winding him up
Comfy

>>211803788
Its actually happy

My favorite Bronson fact is that he cucked Ducky from NCIS.

>>211817749
Then why am I crying?

>>211815033
They straight up discuss how most of his targets were black in the first movie, it’s just not dwelled on or shown as much as the multi ethnic gangs.

>>211802787
How did they see him crying in a reddit ama?

>>211817903
*moans* ugh! Yeah, tears of- fucking-uh, joy! Daddy! *licks asshole*

>>211818114
You think a waffen ss veteran did a reddit ama?

>>211818220
Looking it up, his grandsons ran the actual thread and just pitched the questions to him and posted what his responses and reactions were

>>211818220
No, but I did a Reddit AMA on how I waffen'd your mom's stank pussy out when she /ss/'d my schlobbernobbin. I blitzkreiged her asshole inside out. Turned your mother from a freak to a freak experiement. Mengele saw the footage and gagged. Bitch has more syphilis than an Austrian on the Santa María.

Grounded. Go to your fuckin room.

>>211818438
Alright, now it's a party

this extra in the background does look like a fat charles bronson right?

>>211818582
A little bit, if Charles Bronson was Mexican instead of Mongolian

>>211817238
not that anon but i can't imagine asking for so much special accommodation with a straight face. i'm a man. i won't even ask for directions because it's admitting that i need someone's help. i would never let several dozen people go to extreme (and expensive) lengths to pamper me. i would literally feel a deep sense of shame and a disconnect with my masculinity. it's how i and the majority of guys i grew up with were raised.

>>211818770
He didn't join the marines and go off to war, they asked him to play a part in a movie and he said "I'll play the part if you agree to X, Y, and Z" and then they agreed to it. If it comes across as too extravagant, that's on the studio, not on him

>>211818899
if you ask for a bunch of extra shit, that reflects on you regardless of whether anyone honors your request or not.

>>211819169
It's not extra shit, it's the conditions of their agreement. You likened it to asking for help, but Kurt isn't asking for help in that situation. He's saying "these are my terms" and the studio agreed to them because they needed him, not the other way around.

>>211798883
>>211816874
Why is that so hard to believe? Loads of people were there

>>211801896
>when you learn the three hitmen were originally intended to be played by van Cleef, wallach and eastwood
>their deaths symbolize the death of the spaghetti western and Leone's dislike of the genre

>>211819218
>treat me like a princess or i walk
that's exactly what i'm talking about. there are no amount of euphemisms or minimizations like calling them simple 'terms' or 'conditions' that would change my view on this. you can get a shocking amount of people to capitulate to unreasonable terms in your daily life any time you want if you just whine and shit your pants about it - doesn't make you NOT a babyback bitch for making those demands just because someone capitulates, though. in modern times we call that being a karen or something to that effect.

>>211819401
It could be circumstance where other potential acting gigs could've been lined up just as easy.
Acting gigs that could be shot mostly on sound stages closer to home/a short crosstown commute away.

>>211819401
You're getting it all wrong
>or I walk
He isn't starting out with them. They want him. Think of that first-- they want Kurt Russell. He tells them "I want to be with my family. If you want me in your movie, we'll have to do this:" and he lists what he finds acceptable for his participation. They want him so bad that they agree to do what he wants.
You're painting it like he's obligated to accept every role that's offered to him and be at the mercy of whatever anybody wants from him. No, he was a valuable name and he made sure he upheld that value.

I don't know what your job is, but imagine I contacted you and said "hey Paco, paint my shed. You'll get 25 cents an hour until the job's done."
Would you just say "yes, sir!" and show up and do whatever I say for whatever compensation?
No, you'd say "I'm a world-renowned painter and I'm a busy man, and if you want my services, then these are my terms." Then it's in their hands to say yes or no. If they say yes, than you weren't being unreasonable.

>>211819401
>anon demonstrates his complete lack of negotiation skills and conflates it with whining when someone understands and capitalizes on their worth
keep up the good work anon

>>211799557
>shit taste
That’s just you tasting your anus hole because your head is also up in that area mister!
>>211800266
Lel

>>211802353
It’s your loss you actually believe this.

>>211802787
>and everyone clapped

>>211802787
>so I posted in the thread, and he replied-- and he couldn't even really look at my username. He just said, "Uh... nobody ever really thanked me for killing Jews before, in the war..." and he said, "thanks."

>>211808617
The Jews have been demonizing the Germans since the close of the war, what do you expect?

>>211819672
no it's because liking eastwood proves you have shit taste. nigga has no acting ability

>>211813695
7/10

>>211814875
>was that just standard?
Charles Bronson stated quite definitively in 1967 that his primary goal in Hollywood was to "shoot as many dark-skinned characters as a man could shoot." And damned if he didn't see that through.

>>211816814
Whatcha you talkin bout? 80s kid actors all became drug users, the girl from Happy Days ended up homeless with no teeth, they were MORE fucked up than Britney Spears.

>>211819169
>if you ask for a bunch of extra shit
He didn't want to do the movie, and he told them why. They wanted him bad, however, so they begged, and begged, and told him they'd fly him in and out every day, so he agreed to do it. Simple as.

>>211810014
>A sentence should be like a serpent
>Quick with a sting in its tail
>String me a line that has meaning and depth
>There's no small talk with walky talkies
>Small talk stinks
>I said it stinks
>Small talk stinks

>>211816874
>>211819264
It's a Kimmel clip, so sorry about that, but the Kurt stuff is pretty short and starts at 2:00.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9eBb_IXeg&t=120s

>>211796906 (OP)
Hard to believe there was a time when a man could be an A-list actor but not be showered with praise and gifts from sycophants.

>>211820816
Truth

>>211820816
>>211821325

>>211819274
that sounds like it would have been kino of the highest order

>>211820816
>bronson
>A-list
most of Bronson's career was not spent being an A-lister. He has a level of infamy now, but he took a lot of work doing foreign market films and grindhouse style B-movie shit.

>>211808493
Idk man, i bought him as an architect family man just fine.

>>211799511
Wasn't Bronsons character in that supposed to be Mexican? He is slavic, but with a tan he easily looks like a native American or a Mexican.

Bronson? Pssh! We have Bronzi now

>>211821793
I've been meaning to see this for a while now, knowing full well that it will not be any good. I just have to see it.

>>211821819
You will watch the slop and you will like it.

>>211797233
It's possible that this Simpsons quote happened IRL

>>211805716
kids need milk for most of childhood but yits don't produce for that long

>>211821936
>hey Ma, how about some panties?

>>211800118
>Everybody looked weird in that movie. Leone got carried away trying to make everyone look especially sweaty, leathery, and sunburnt with intense high-definition close-ups, and it was just unflattering to the actors.

Hollywood Magic.

Sounds like bullshit, I don't believe it.

>>211821897
Is it actually entertaining though? I'm not opposed to good slop featuring an actor who hinges on pretending to be another actor in a well known movie that was already made, but I expect some standard to be upheld

>>211796906 (OP)
>give Charles Bronson a birthday present
>he leaves to go on a spiritual journey and find himself as a man before he calls you back over to thank you for it
Based

>>211822020
No idea. Looks like the best movie he's been in was Euphoria with Cate Blanchett.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/LZ3LFM4e-Q4?si=8lqu-HKeo_21pPJE
>Well, he grew up in incredible poverty in, uh, in Ehrenfeld, Pennsylvania, and uh, and, uh, like, serious, the sort of poverty that when a lot of us who grew up without a lot of money feel like we know what it's like to be poor, but, but, Depression-era kids, it's a whole different deal, you know, it's, uh- There was one pair of clothes for the nine children in his household to share. So when he went to school one day, he's wearing a dress, because that's all they had, right. And, uh, and he grew up in this crushing poverty, and, uh, and the song is pretty much a straight bio. He, he really did lie about how old he was throughout his entire career, and uh, and I just- he seemed like a real survivor type of guy who hung around the edges of the business long enough until he found his niche.

Kurt Russell telling these stories is depressing given zoomers don't know/care these long dead guys, and boomers aren't really hanging onto these now. Maybe I get got used to him as the old man

>>211796906 (OP)
What I really want for my birthday are flowers.
But I'm a man, so I'll have to wait for my funerals to be gifted flowers.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Bt4Ly9_9Qg&pp=ygUVc2ltcHNvbnMgYnJvbnNvbnZpbGxl
Have always remembered the No Dice exchange.

>>211801329
>>211817756
For what it's worth, McCallum was with his second wife for 58 years. Sounds like it worked out better in the end for everyone involved.

>>211822782
Whites RULE! That's the only lesson their generation needs to know.
Mel Gibson > Denzel Washington
Brad Pitt > Bruce Lee
Ever Anderson > Milla Jovovich

>>211796906 (OP)
Had me up until he kept it until he died.

>>211824405
?

>>211797233
>Tough guys wear dresses
It was the wearing of dresses that made him tough. You can't do something like that without developing a diamond-hard attitude.

>>211824555
He sent it back to Kurt with a letter.

>>211807976
Back when you could be a child actor in hollywood without getting molested.

>>211798883
>Motherfucker was at OJ's white bronco chase
he was. he took pictures of it and was on video watching with tens of thousands of other people along the freeway.

>>211804725
Kurts son did a hilarious impersonation of him as the younger version of him in that Monarch: Legacy of Monsters show. which was kino.

>>211797020
Good bait, have a (You)

>>211824921
>>211824405
?

>>211796906 (OP)
Chuck was based beyond belief

>>211797020
ywnbaw

>>211809558
it's so tragic, women all had bodies like this, but now even the "thin" ones are built like fridges. Is it the microplastics?

>>211796906 (OP)
>>211796906 (OP)
Bronson was the first actor to not want to bust his bussy and couldn't understand why. Charles had to let him down gentle

>>211829189
Are you even not crying?

>>211797020
BASED AS FUCK
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>>211829189
Maybe you're just gay.

>>211799037
Bullies you mean. And you are neither tough nor a bully, little faggot pissant.

>>211799511
>This man isn't attractive enough for me, I prefer the other movies with the attractive man

>>211829189
they did seem simultaneously more slim and more hippy back in the day. im old and remember my moms body being this

>>211818770
>i can't imagine asking for so much special accommodation with a straight face

Because you can't imagine yourself being that valuable.

>>211819401
You will NEVER be as valuable as Kurt Russell. You will never be in the position to ask for so much. Don't even entertain the thought.