Thread 211798554

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he is coming with the clouds

A truly bizarre film, and a crazy handover point for Nia to walk away with. Feels almost like a Lars Von Trier-style prank.

Predictions
>Jimmy Gang is obviously evil as fuck, clockwork orange allusions
>Spike is gonna get fucked, mentally and physically
>The Holy Island community will get destroyed, either in the next one or the last one
>Kelsonkino, he will get murdered by the Jimmy gang
>Jamie sufferingkino, Jamie vs Jimmy
>Baby Isla, Spike and Jim from Days will survive

Fake zombie genitalia btw

>>211799073
they shouldve been erect especially the alphas

Rolf Harris biopic when?

>>211799146
that was in the original script

>>211798554 (OP)
just got out of the odeon thought the film was shit until this bit BRAVO BOYLE extra points for massive flaccid zombie penis im thinking its kino

>>211798554 (OP)
JIMMY, YE BETTAH PLAY BANJO FOR ME

>>211799392
It's amusing to see Savile mentioned in such a lighthearted way.

>>211799523
Jimmy won

>americans are angry because brits are poking fun at themselves and its actually kino
>americans dont even know who jimmy savile is
its robbie williams allover again. weeks of seethe to come

yanks could never

>>211799523
Let’s be real only gammons have a problem with him, nothing like chucking your muck in a corpse, just like it says in the kneecap somg

>>211798554 (OP)
A Jimmy Saville movie? huh cool

>>211798554 (OP)
Is Saville actually in the film

>>211799701
in spirit yes

>>211798554 (OP)
Reminder Jimmy Savile did more for white working class Brits than any labour champagne socialist

>>211799701
even better there's multiple savviles

>>211799616
I posted in the other thread that this movie is anti-british.
>They burn the British flag, they spare the Pakistani alpha, they euthanize a woman, and there is a gang based off of the most prolific rapist pedo in all of Britain. The boy and doctor feel bad for the infected and try to leave them be. If anything, this film shits on brits. The brits on leddit seem even more upset about the Jimmy gang, especially since hundreds of his victims are still alive.

I unironically loved the fucking ending.

>/jimmy/
My sides lmao

>>211799701
As anon said >>211799739
There is a cult of Jimmy Savile cosplayers basically who all have some variation of the name Jimmy. They, or at least the leader, were children when the outbreak first happened and saw Jimmy Savile on tv.

>>211799769
I see it as the opposite
ive never been more proud of the british film industry

theres no way they could save this film
the sav:

>>211799701
There is a gang of people who are inspired by him called The Jimmies. They all dress like him and can do 10 foot high ninja frontflips from the ground, someone should post the webm again. It’s like if The Kings from New Vegas had superstrength and Elvis raped 500 children

>>211799743
Based

>>211799782
I think it will end up being super divisive.
Lots of people who don't know who Jimmy Savile is and what he did will probably be very confused
I thought it was pretty kino, but its kind of riding on how good the 2nd movie is and how interesting and evil they're going to make the Jimmy cult.

>>211799827
I can’t imagine coping this hard. I genuinely feel bad for you, but I am glad that you at least have this small bit of pride for your nation.

>>211799857
kino

Any Britbros here to comment on how his countrymen are reacting to this or is just a nothingburge to them? I know that in some places Saville antics carry weight

the only thing thing I don't get is that wasn't Britain quarantined before he was known as a nonce widely idk if it's a plot hole makes it more interesting if anything

>>211799859
>>211799932
based
kino
kino
based
based
kino

This shit came out in 2023...
https://youtu.be/Wud_ofC2rAI

>>211799946
he was a national hero and a unifying figure for survivors to rally around

>>211799938
hollywood could never

>>211798554 (OP)
I'm really worried about part 2. It has some DEI director Nia Decosta and also the cinematographer who did 12 years a slave.
The only reason I'm going to see the second movie is because Cillian will be in it.

If we get financing for the third film Danny Boyle will return to direct so I'm HYPED for that.

>>211799938
the people Ive told refuse to believe its part of the movie.
for context jimmy savile has been joked about many times since his reveal as a predator

>>211799938
like the other anon said
>The brits on leddit seem even more upset about the Jimmy gang, especially since hundreds of his victims are still alive.
>>211799946
yeah, it doesn’t even make sense. those kids would have had to grow up in the 90s, kids in the 2000s barely knew who he was if at all.

>>211798554 (OP)
Yank here. I don't know who this is. Who would be the American equivalent of him?

>>211799938
more confusing and weird than offensive

>>211800004
The niggress who did The Marvels is in charge of Bone Temple. Yes, you read that right. We are fucked.

>>211800031
this just makes the film better idk
jimmies noncery transcends things as trivial as time

>>211800039
imagine mr rodgers would casually undress infront of women at the office and try to convince them to suck his dick

>>211800039
the devil

>>211800039
cosby but more epstein level

>>211800039
It’s like if Michael Jackson had raped 500 kids instead of like 7. And I’m not exaggerating either, they say he’s one of the top rapists with the high score in all of Britain. Look it up, crazy story.

>>211800077
I don’t understand this- what’s the story here? Mandated directorial change from woketards at Sony? Why wouldn’t Boyle just direct all three?

>>211799769
>Paki equated to savage animal
>missing that it was a child who burned the british flag, and not on purpose, just as a consequence of setting fire to the barn to escape with his mom
>Britain as a nation does not exist anymore in this movie, it is just a piece of land with a bunch of disconnected people living on it
>he has no ties to England as a nation, his entire world is that small island, flag means nothing to him

>>211800132
He didn't just rape kids, he fucked corpses, coma patients, people with down syndrome and all kinds of shit. They just let him do it.

>>211800084
cope, eurotard
this movie is bombing so hard in the second week, audience score is already starting to look bleak

britain number 1 in shipbuilding and infamous pedophiles I think we're winning tbqh

Its set in a world where society crashed down before Saville could be outed as a mass raper of children. It makes sense that he would still be seen as an inspiration in such a world post Zombie apocalypse.

>>211800077
She probably was picked because she did that Candyman horror movie.

>>211800148
So you’re saying that the movie is telling us to move on from Britain once it’s all over?
Also, the movie clearly pities Samson. Same for when the dad pities the babyfaced infected early in the film.

>>211800199
how much longer are you going to samefag yourself kek, you keep saying the same thing with the same typing style

>>211799857
>It’s like if The Kings from New Vegas had superstrength and Elvis raped 500 children
lmao

i like how the fat infected dont even look that bad they're just the average person here caked in mud after two pints

the saville twist was leaked months ago and nobody believed it

>>211800202
But kids that age wouldn’t know who he was in the 2000s. If you were actually British you would know this.

>>211800199
harold shipman too. britain has both the worst serial killer and the worst pedophile in history.

>>211800202
Does it make sense that they can do ninja double frontflips like power rangers?
Someone please post the webm. It turns every thread into a laugh fest, I love it.

>>211800361
what about west doe

>>211800330
living in the scottish highlands in the 2000s is really like living in 1970. surprised the kid had teletubbies

>>211800303
They reminded me of this

>>211800303
how do you even get fat eating worms

>>211800199
>britain’s crowning achievement is having the most prolific rapist and necrophiliac of all time
If I was a brit I would grab on to anything to feel proud of too lol

>>211800610
this was filmed before the outbreak in-universe

>the infected have evolved after 28 years
my concern is most of the infected look in the 20-40 yr range. so the alphas are recent converts, so to speak?

>Spike decides to leave his power rangers figure at home at the start of the movie before he leaves the island for the main land
>ends with him running into a crazy roving gang/cult of people who fight like power rangers
Yep

>>211800804
POTTERY

>>211800728
they were infected children during 28 weeks later

>>211800039
Tom Hanks

>>211800804
bravo boyle

>>211800728
It’s weird because there was a major plot point in the other movies about how they die out after starving.

>>211798864
You think the new gang are going to be the big baddies? You think they can be taken seriously as the main villains of the trilogy after that introduction?

>>211800868
the virus mutated and made them intelligent enough to drink water, shag and hunt deer. and that's all you need to keep going as a species.

Maybe the fat ones get the odd mole or badger between earth worms it just makes sense

>>211800896
I want Jimmy to be a good guy. that poor lad deserves it

>>211800896
I think it's gonna be like this and Jimmy is going to rape Spike at some point after winning his trust. They have some very clear influence from the gang from A Clockwork Orange. I think they're going to be pretty twisted.

>>211800924
a badger would absolutely destroy you if you tried eating it alive. even a chimp couldn't manage that.

>>211800932
As far as anyone knows Jimmy Savile was a national hero and good lad done well.

>>211800039
Kevin Spacey

>>211801038
the music makes this scene utlra kino

>>211800957
>brits raping other brits
>the infected are just like us
BRAVO BOYLE!

the year is 2025. the english countryside is controlled by pajeet BVLLS with a harem of pregnant white english roses at their side.

>>211801079
no it doesn’t, eurotard. I saw this shit in the theater and the audience was pissed

>>211801126
filtered

>>211800142
good question

>>211801079
What was the song anyway? I know they sample the Teletubbies theme for a couple of seconds, but then the music goes apeshit

>>211801038
>0:09
EVERY
TIME

>>211800377
They're parkour lads. It is basically a bunch of man children from Snatch who wears full adidas and gaudy jewelry who do parkour when killing zombies. I don't know why it is so controversial. They're the epitome of what kids who grew up with no parents would think is "based"

>>211801126
robbie williams filtered

>>211801144
heh cope seethe dilate

>>211801185
they're dressed like a mass rapist

>>211801186
>actually defending the bored ape movie
You’re just making yourself look worse, you know.
>>211801185
Watch the webm. 10 foot high front flips from the ground over infected when no one else in the franchise has ever been shown to have powers like that. They are stronger than the infected.

there was a guy in yesterday’s thread who spent literally hours trying to convince everyone the ending was good lmfao

>>211801038
the power ranger flips are amazing

>>211801302
It was pretty good

>>211801038
Reminder that the doc euthanized the kid’s cancer mom with a morphine blowdart about 5 or 10 mins before this happens.
Then hard cut to credits

>>211801330
>retard so desperate for attention he has to have a username
No one takes namefag opinions seriously. Instantly disregarded.

How's about that, then?

>>211801358
this is the ending scene? I don't believe you but that would be amazing
>>211801038

>>211801038
i wish the webm showed how it cuts to credits instantly after this webm ends

>>211801126
the audience sounds like a bunch of faggots

>>211801399
It pisses off /ftl/ I forgot to take it off my b dawgy

>>211801038
kek

>>211798554 (OP)
Don't blaspheme faggot.

>>211800170
sabattean frankism.

>>211801428
>namefag
lol bitch

>>211801302
it was good

>>211801440
thats not true.
Jimmy offers to be friends with Spike and shake hands

>>211801485
calm down

>>211801302
That’s because It was kino

>>211801450
>>211801352
kek the cope is unreal

>>211801492
foreigners will never get it

>>211800085
So... Bill Cosby?

>>211801537
no. hes black. no surprise he is a rapist

>>211801505
oh yeah. and THEN it hard cuts to credits
>>211801511
>namefag upset he got made fun of
Cry about it babyboy

>>211801537
did cosby fuck dead bodies? it's more like dahmer than anything but he never killed anyone personally.

>>211800848
Underrated. Everytime Corey Feldman is about ready to come forward, he gets a visit from the 'ol Tom Hanky Panky

there is a fake campaign going around attempting to besmirch this film it doesn't end this way go watch it yourself

>>211801535
>foreigners will never understand my anti-brit propaganda
This shit is making us look bad. Fuck you, paki.

>>211801568
don't make me put it back on

>>211801573
They fuck corpses, they fuck up the zombies. Get it?

>>211801537
Did Bill Cosby rape hundreds upon hundreds of kids, women, and corpses?

>>211801624
Do it. Stop hiding behind anonymous, namefag. We all know what you are. A baby boy who craves attention more than anything else.

>>211801531
I liked it, if you didn't like it that's okay.

>>211798554 (OP)
How true is this? With spoilers included, is this information accurate or did this anon make it all up?
>I loved this movie, its rich in subtext and imagery. If you squint hard enough you can actually see the medieval fantasy movie barely hiding in the background.

So you got the young squire from a small village traversing the English mainland with a bow and arrow in order to bring his mother to a mysterious wizard/witch doctor in order to cure her of her unknown illness.

Along the way they hide in castle ruins and churches and they even encounter a foul-mouthed, nordic viking warrior that helps them on their quest. They fight these monsters that are, lets be real, really fantasy like. You got the worm-eating crawlers, the huge orc-like alphas, and ravens appear as like a dark motif for these evil that lurk the lands.

Then the bone temple - I mean holy shit this is pure fantasy imagery. Needs no explanation.

INfact the entire movie is rife with occult/fantasy symbolism. Everything is just fantastical like in a medieval hero's journey.

Then at the end, the young hero is rescued by warrior monks (Jimmy from the intro) dressed like the teletubbies. They use eastern melee weapons combined and have heavy religious imagery.

I loved this movie. Im sure there's more details I missed but to me its pretty obviously like one of those old school dark fantasy adventures like Excalibur (1981), Conan the barbarian and The Navigator: A medieval odyssey (1988) - This last movie funny enough is also set in the same area.

Keep in mind the setting of 28 Years Later is also HEAVILY rife in mythological/fantasy significance. Lindisfarne/Newcastle area was where the Viking Age started, and now it’s a last bastion.28 Years is set in the area where civilization first fell into chaos as well as reborn.

>>211801573
he never killed anyone that was proven anyway

>>211801674
Of course he did. Why do you think he was constantly peddling pudding pops?

>saville fucked corpses
>the jimmy gang fucks infected
POTTERY
KINO

>>211798554 (OP)
the tv series was great.

Steve Coogan nail the part

>>211801674
why did he do it

>>211801739
It's pretty true. Yes it is rich in subtext and has layers.

>>211801613
Quit lying, it’s all over the place. I could link you to 20 leddit threads discussing it if I wanted to.

>>211801815
deepfake china ai big man

>>211801739
>>211801808
BEST SAM RAIMI FLICK OF THE YEAR

>>211801739
There's medieval war footage spliced into the film as well.
Since this is a 3 part series, I assume this will follow that classic fantasy hero's journey.
If we go by that, then this first film is the 'leaving home' part.

>>211801739
It's a mix of Saville and the Teletubbies, a reflection of Boyle's take on how innocence has been twisted into something disturbing.

>>211801714
you sound moogled

>>211800804
I think it's fair to say that nobody saw the Go Go Jimmy Rangers coming.

>>211801848
>coping so hard that he’s schizo-ing himself
I feel so bad for you brits.

>>211801923
you remind me of the Swedish bloke who gets killed by big samson

>>211801619
the only non-white in the whole film is a giant rape monster

Disappointing movie
Also disappointed that pic related wasn't a starving jim

>>211801903
Put it on, klaussybaka

>>211801038
>>211801079
It should have been Lust for Life

>>211801960
You mean the only based character in the film other than Doc?

>>211801038
gainax ending

>>211801302
It was great

>>211801967
And they feel bad for him and refuse to put him down. This is on top of the “they’re just like us” imagery

>>211801973
perhaps later

>>211802021
He was a good guy but the worst part of the movie in my opinion.
He should've stayed alive and gotten killed at that scene where the Alpha rage monster is trying to grab the Doc from that little grate shelter they're hiding in.

>>211799523
The 28 Days Later outbreak happened in 2002. So his noncery wasn't common knowledge yet.

>>211801302
Sunken cost fallacy.

>>211802021
my regards to your missus

>>211799312
He was innocent.

>>211801903
>ffxivtroon
don’t you belong on /vg/?

>>211799616
The problem is that its hard for Americans to know of a particular English pedophile when you all seem that way.

just got back from the kinographer's office of cinematic pursuits. what were they THINKING?

>>211801960
>you remind me of the best and most relatable character in the film who deserved more screentime
Thanks, brit!

>>211802136
i think growing up as a britbong having a crazy crush on the bogged slut in my class has had a permanent effect on my brain because honestly i would absolutely fuck this woman

I have my doubts to how this other director will follow up this kino, but it was filmed back to back so hopefully it will be okay. I just hope its successful enough to make the third one a go since this is so obviously the first act of a 3 act story.

>>211801302
It was pretty bad

>>211802168
Apparently he was adamant he was innocent and set up by victims for financial gain.

>>211802280
Common reddit opinion

>>211802263
honestly same i love slags I constantly have fantasies about chavvy women bullying me

>>211802265
My hopes is that Danny and alex garland did all the heavy lifting and all that black retard is going to have to do is just stand behind thee camera and tell the actors where to go. Also I hope they don't try to make it about racism. I'm waling out of the theater if they do.

>>211802323
>u-um you didnt like the movie shoveling feces down your throat? neither did REDDIT! that means you're from REDDIT! REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT!
you need to kill yourself

>>211802321
From my understanding many of his crimes were of the groping/squeezing/kissing on a cheek level. I don't want to belittle it but think of it as pervy uncle antics rather than mass rapist. He probably genuinely thought he did nothing wrong, as this was rife in the 70s.

>>211802388
so jimmy redemption arc?

i think the dogshit third act (i didnt think the second act was brilliant either) was made all the more jarring by the fact that the first 45 minutes or so had a perfect tone and atmosphere, just like the first one. everything up until and including the party scene was brilliant, and then the rest of the film was just meh, and then dogshit at the end.

They're making another 2 movies?

>>211798554 (OP)
Was this a callback to something in one of the earlier films?

>>211802323
>samefagging the post over and over with “It’s good”
>getting pissed when someone says it’s bad
You brits are so embarrassing lmfao

they shot this thing on an IPhone btw (with a super expensive cinema lens and rig) big up Steve jobby

>>211799938
Brits are used to taking it in the ass, so they are happy to see him.

>>211802517
Only samefag here is you schizofriend

>>211802323
Leddit is 50/50 on whether it’s good or not.
>>211802388
>jimmy posting from the grave

>>211802485
They already made the 2nd one, it's out early next year. 3rd one is in development afaik

>>211802485
Bone Temple comes in January but the third one isn’t coming unless Bone Temple does good. Audience score is currently 66%

>>211801274
the rapes gave them power, the stolen essences of all those children empower his disciples

Is this the closest we gotten to a Crossed movie

You could be the straightest man alive but you would still drop to your knees to serve the alpha's dick.

>>211802577
We’ve got a brit in this thread schizo-ing out saying that the ending is fake and made with AI. If anyone’s schizo it’s you brits kek

>>211802630
audience score doesn't mean shit. All that matters is if it makes a lot of money.

>>211802465
ERM NO THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS PERFECT KINO YOU CAN’T SAY ANY OF IT WAS BAD

>>211802687
i literally just came out of odeon it didn't end the way everyone is saying this is some kind of weird psyop meant to make us look worse than we already are

>>211802722
lol cope, word of mouth is obliterating this film. even leddit is split in half instead of mindlessly praising like usual. the second week is going to be one hell of a fall-off

>>211802748
how does it really end

>>211802775
spikey fights Samson Mano el Mano and it isn't a happy ending I'm afraid

This is another singing monkey film for the yanks but for Brits it's more of a Joker 2.

>>211802775
The boy, Spike, is getting chased down by zombies and he meets the Jimmy gang.
The Jimmy gang kills the zombies in a way that is shot like a Power Rangers fight scene
The leader of the Jimmy gang, Jimmy, tells Spike that they're gonna be pals.
Credits roll

>>211802748
>odeon
>confirmed that he’s a brit trying to trick everyone into thinking this dogshit was good.
Anyone who actually believes you is free to go see it or watch the cam and be as equally baffled as everyone else. I can’t imagine being such an angry brit that you have to lie to get people to go see it. Are you just admitting the end was terrible so you have to lie to get others to see it?

>>211801038
For me? It's the face he makes 3 seconds in. It's like "Oh yea, kino is back on the menu."

>>211801038
Seriously what the fuck were they thinking? A single drop of blood or saliva is supposed to be enough to infect you and they're just spraying that shit everywhere with no protection at all

>>211802748
i literally came out of regal yesterday and it cut to credits after that webm

>>211802893
they put a plastic bag over the zombie's head

im telling you something's fishy....we didn't see the same film

>>211802775
Spike and the doctor take turns fucking his mom

>>211801302
It was good

>>211802917
they infected are covered in blood, dipshit
a bit earlier in this film the cancer mom helps a pregnant infected give birth. mom magically gets no blood on her. they also reveal that placentas can filter out the infection

>>211802761
doubt

>>211801302
lmfao all the assmad replies to this

>>211803024
she had blood all over her wtf are you talking about?

have you considered every screening of this film has a personalised ending

>>211803097
and she didn’t get infected? was there a shower in that train?

>>211802645
I'm fucking excited now.

>>211803097
I saw it at odeon earlier and the pregnant scene isn’t real, the ending isn’t real, ATJ eating muff wasn’t real, and the bone tower wasn’t real. Oh and the doctor wasn’t real either

>>211803114
finally someone who gets it

>>211803159
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ PEDO MAGAZINE

>>211802917
Yeah before chopping them to bits and gushing blood everywhere while they basedfacing with their mouths wide open. They should unironically be wearing masks at least

>>211803218
they're wearing savile masks

>>211803159
>the eating muff part
Why the hell does hollywood keep having muff eating scenes? Are they trying to psyop us into only giving cunnilingus?

in my ending it wasn't a savvile based cult more of a garry glitter inspired one I genuinely think there's multiple different cuts its kind of innovative

>>211803309
my showing it was The Kings, was genuinely shocked that Boyle would put in a Fallout New Vegas reference

>>211801250
That's just what brits dress like (rapists)

>>211803303
Yes. Don't fall for it, you'll get throat cancer

>>211801274
You're retarded, they're pole vaulting and using parkour. They aren't jumping 10ft. I actually watched the movie and paid attention.

They wanted that opening sequence to feel like 28 Weeks Later so, so badly

>>211803567
are you dumb? the infection was clearly presented as a blessing

>>211803515
Go watch 0:09 of the webm. He jumps from the ground.

>>211803567
dawn of the dead 2004

>>211803515
>parkour
jesus christ not even the walking dead does this and they have a nigger samurai

>>211803679
yeah this is walking dead negan spin off tier

savile cult is dark humor but just too silly to not be a full blown comedy

>>211803024
>they also reveal that placentas can filter out the infection
that's actually true of placentas and real viruses.

>>211803515
Oh. Well, now it doesn't seem so stupid. Pack up the thread, everyone. It was good, actually.

>>211803114
>>211803203
you only get infected if the blood gets inside you like in your mouth or eyes retard. Did you even watch the first two films???

>>211803792
except heroin and alcohol

>some stuff unexplained in the movie:
>fat infected seemed to be a family at the beginning, with one of them looking more human than infected (the one the kid doesn't shoot)
>how and why Isla turned into an assassin when one fat infected snuck up on the sleeping kid in the church
>how come the doctor didn't get massacred all these years, his campment has no discernible defense/hiding spot

>>211803852
I think the little chubby baby infected at the start is going to be the big baddy in the next one

>>211803792
So do the infected instantly bite and infect the kids they give birth to? That's fucked up.

>>211803852
The fat zombies are regular civilians, while the fast ones and alphas are like the military. The civilians are slow and disorganized, while the military zombies are faster, stronger, and more aggressive. The alphas are the elite, the toughest and smartest of them all.

>>211803942
Probably

>>211798554 (OP)
Guys I don't think you realize that Cillian Murphy is confirmed to be in the next one. We are going to get Jimmy Vs Jim kino.

>>211803993
I will be there in 2026. I feel bad for the tards in this thread who can't have fun and just enjoy a zombie movie.

>>211801038
kino

>>211803990
That's fucked up. Imagine being born and then 3 seconds later all you will ever know for the rest of your life is constant unending rage.

>>211804035
you ever seen an angry baby?

>>211804035
this is just being born british

>>211803942
>>211804035
being infected seems comfy thoughbeit

>>211803990
No way they wouldn't rip its head clean off. It wouldn't have time to turn.

>>211804119
basically anprim ted kaczynski paradise until they see a non-infected human then they get mad again

>>211803621
Yup. And he is holding a poke, to pole vault. You are either dumb and blind or retarded. YOU got watch the webm and see the pole. I actually saw the movie and paid attention. You're coping and lying.

>>211800610
How come the Theroux episode with Saville seems to be completely wiped from the internet? Can't find it anywhere even though I remember watching it ages ago...

>>211803829
how does she not get a single drop of blood on any membrane after HELPING A ZOMBIE GIVE BIRTH
there are no showers in there and we never see her wiping off

release the unredacted letters from thatcher to savile

>>211801038
>I live for this shit

You want to know what was actually dumb about this movie? It wasn't even the Saville cultists... the dumbest thing in the movie was the random cuts to VHS movies and footage of black and white medieval archer movies and WWII era soldiers marching.

Boyle was sincerely obsessed with that fucking Boots poem.

>>211804198
it's not a coincidence that the film shows the environmental damage caused by the islandfags

>>211804202
not even that anon but it’s fucking autistic. a pole vault from the ground just to do a flip and land in front of the zombie anyway? you’re a retard for thinking that’s cool and le badass

>>211801038
that cheeky smile

I'm an American and loved how northern English this kino was desu

>>211799616
i mean as soon as i watched the film i knew the american audience would have dogshit opinions and of course it wasn't wrong
>ugh why did she just die i mean she had terminal cancer and was a huge liability but she could have tried??
>ewww why is he kissing the skull so icky
>tone shift bad muh brain can't handle more than 1 theme per movie
>i'm allergic to character development, subtext and symbolism, the movie needed more explosions and niggerman driving a police car very fast
>haha huge alpha dong lmao
Meanwhile everyone else enjoyed and understood the movie for what it was.
Every fucking time it's the same with these americans.

>Can tranquilize the alpha into non-action via drugs
>Don't put an arrow through its skull or saw its head off while it's down and out

>>211804338
because the trailer was so popular

>>211804275
i thought it was cool i was like wow when he did it

>>211804338
I thought that was really dumb and tryhard too. The Boots thing and WWII footage didn’t even make sense in the context of the film.

>>211804441
they want its dick

>>211804338
Filtered hard wow. This is an English movie get fucked nigger >>211804386

>>211804478
something something sending the young out to die idk

>>211804437
and of course
>who the fuck is jimmy savile

>>211804437
>eurotards trying as hard as they can to justify to themselves why this movie sucked ass and has a plummeting audience review
these threads are so damn funny watching this happen every time. it truly is the Joker 2 of the UK

>>211804498
>so angry that he can’t even finish his post
kek, trembling with rage

ok but you guys did make 20 fast and furious movies allow us this one

>>211804386
I didn't say it was cool or badass. I'm just pointing out that people are literally lying about the ending. You are another anon too retarded to tell the difference.

>>211804547
>outside world doesn’t know who your howard stern rapist is
Neither did half the world, you’re just mad at America because we’re the main characters and don’t care about your society.

>>211804498
Are most Brit movies this bad? Are there any good Brit movies?

>Knock the kid out
>Knock the mom out
>Render her skull and make the kid put it on the skull tower

Morbidly hilarious.

>>211804607
What is the lie? It really does hard cut to credits right after this webm, other than Jimmy giving Spike a handshake.

>>211804437
americans are brain dead retards

>>211804498
I liked the movie though, how about that?

Ok but can anyone answer me how based doc has 28 years worth of iodine and morphine

>>211804727
only an american who wants """them""" to make a ton of money off your suffering would think slowly dying from cancer is better than going out peacefully

>>211804850
We're supposed to be allies you butthurt FAGGOT. I bare no ill will towards Bongs.

>>211799938
Everyone in my screening laughed. As a nation we tend to like dark humour, I’d be surprised if anyone was seriously offended.
For the most part it got a similar wtf reaction from us as it did from the rest of the world. Personally I consider the actual ending to be the poignant sequence of him leaving the baby and setting off on his own, with the jimmy savile power rangers just serving as a harmless extra. It didn’t ruin anything for me but I understand why some hated it.

>>211804850
Can you answer this please? >>211804812

>>211804812
GPs don't prescribe opioids anymore because they're keeping it all for themselves

>>211798554 (OP)
How would America’s crumbling gerontocracy fuck all this up and lead to a global pandemic?

>>211804918
they unironically should have made it a post-credits scene

>>211799392
>youtube voiceover slop
Kys

>>211804978
>Ireland survived the infection
Oh fuck off.

no different to fallout having tribes and factions based around obscure american cultural icons

>>211802645
Kino

>>211804437
Marvel and its consequences make the current patrons of the local kinoteque incapable of handling nuance and ambiguity

>>211805049
they show a map in the movie and it's infected

Can you two brits stop masturbating and give a legitimate answer to my one simple plot question already?
>>211804812

>>211805056
>the harvey weinstein gang
>the epsteiners

>>211802645
This is a wild fucking thing to come up with lol. I unironically can't wait to see the sequel.

>>211805291
Stop samefagging and answer my question >>211804812

>>211804978
>President John McCain
lol, lmao.

>>211805201
kek

british women are free use

>>211805336
nta

>>211804727
We don't see her getting killed. She's actually alive and will appear in the next movie.

what if the baby is immune and they need it to find a cure?

>>211805496
Answer the question

This was the first time I ever went to see a movie in the theater and a fucking woman brought a fucking baby into the theater.

I was so absolutely perplexed at this shit, had to listen to infant babbling for half the film.

>>211804978
>In one infamous case in 2004, a seemingly uninfected family of survivors were gunned down on the beaches of Calais by French soldiers.

Pootsbros...

>>211805656
women watching this bite their lip

>>211805656
Someone brought their baby into Ballerina the other day kek, it started crying but they took it out thankfully

>>211805158
Dunno, access to hospitals in newcastle or something, really it's not important, overly literal and nobody cares about dotting every I and crossing every t in movie

happy eater was closed for 7 years before the outbreak

most doctors are schizoid so he was a prepper simple as

zombie cock

>>211805749
Yes they do, some of the biggest complaints about the film are all of the plot holes.

>>211805893
there aren't any it's just foreigner retardation

>>211805939
kek I can taste your angry tears, all you can say to defend your dogshit film is “M-MUH AMERICANS!!!”

>>211805868
this is how britishers see the indian man

>>211801972
Cillian with HIV

>>211805893
Sure but I wouldn't consider this particular question to be the result of something sentient, I don't think it needs to be answered. Imagine going into a movie about a different world and having all the context of the world scrolling on the screen at the beginning for the autistic to be able to cope with it, it would be miserable

Don't make another thread or I'll fucking end you

I want to be alpha and breed.

>>211806166
Is your cock four feet in length?

>>211806159
kek I forgot about that part
POTTERY

>>211806214
28 inches later

imagine the size of it hard

>>211806159
Also did that in the first one. At the end when they are making the big hello out of sewn sheets it cuts to it quickly just saying hell

NEW BAKE

>>211798554 (OP)

>>211806626
that's because racemixing is bad, just like petrol

How do the infected care for their young? Do they bite and puke blood on the baby after it's born to turn it or what?

That was so fucking dumb. Pregnant infected that birth uninfected infants. Especially after we saw one of the "Slow n' low couples had an infected child that ran off because Spikes old man for some reason decided not to shoot it.

NEW BAKE

>>211806404

>>211798864
You missed that the main Jimmy was ther kid abandoned by his insane rapture-focused Priest father.

>>211805158
It's an irrelevant question desu.