Thread 211798594

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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The fish are doing a seafood boil and also making voodoo dolls of each other (a "Creole person" is coming)
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
-- Angelina has LOST the candy elimination
-- Sam CONFIRMS Nick Fuentes will be on Fishtank https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1936141578105413722
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K

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Previous: >>211797335

KEKKK

kick ellie

END THE SHOW ALREADY HOLY SHIT

Jupiter

fredrockpresents@gmail.com in case you're wondering.

>>211798670
They should play tic tac toe on his head

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

would you fugg me? id fugg me, hawd

Vegas soon?

Do the twist today fr
>theres no twist is there

I was afk doing farm work. Are they making some kind of seafood jumbalaya or gumbo or whatever?

It's definitely fatty.

>>211798695
>>211798708
Cell was more fun than S4

>>211798662
No it didn't

>>211798710
this is weird

So don't knock it, don't knock it, you've been here before
So don't knock it, don't knock it, you've been here before

>>211798694
I can email the fredster?
Gonna send him pictures of him getting K.O'd

Durantv is more entertaining than fishtank and he is probably the most boring korean streamer.

Say his name

>>211798692
goop 4 joop

>>211798722
If you think the Cell is more fun than S4, check this out instead.

https://kick.com/iceposeidon

Isn't S4 a bit too early for nostalgiabaiting a show like this? They should've used this house for S10 or something, maybe they think the show won't last much longer

please no fatty
I'm begging you

>>211798744
Seethe

>>211798729
Different anon but it obviously did. I was there.

Angelica and Rachel would have saved the nontent of today.

>>211798713
>Do the twist today fr
>theres no twist is there
Judge arrives today
He decides to take the show back to the S2 house
Twist commences
Weeks go by
Jeremy Gold arrives
He decides to take the show back to the S3 house
Twist commences

>>211798744
himothy

>Had a nice week cozying up with my girlfriend on the couch while watching Fishtank on the big screen
>Doesn't want to watch anymore with Angie gone and seeing her get gangraped live

Thanks Jet....

>>211798744
santiago

>>211798744
Eminem

>>211798738
i will join you in this endeavour.

>>211798695
ronnie was only there during bitchtank

>>211798744
Steve

>Direnc getting scared of Freddys drug habits
She's not as wild as she wants people to think she is, probably just lays there when the john fucks her then sits on her phone.

>>211798744
Sandal

>>211798755
they did an all-stars season after 2 seasons too

>>211798594 (OP)
imagine this fucking WHORE shits all over you and calls you a pathetic loser haha

stoned yappy fatty is going to make me hate Aryeh.

>>211798744
That's Sebastien from World Peace Season 4.

>>211798767
Your girlfriend rooting for Angelica is a massive redflag.

Angelina was robbed.

>>211798755
they just wanted a slop szn, they did sm last season that theyre taking a breather i think, lame and gay. unless twist

>>211798710
jet themed?

do you think fatty would be different on the show now he lost weight? i guess he already was a bit in s3

>>211798726
Chat is this true

someone cave fred's skull in

you can tell how attracted Ellie is to Sean

>>211798744
Faggot

>>211798753
i cant see this filtered post, wonder what it is
wonder if its cancer that was filtered out?? perhaps....

>>211798664
he is probably spamming her with hate for being against his self insert

He won.

>>211798744
Sebastian, wasn't it?

>>211798801
yeah

>>211798744
saburo

>>211798763
That sounds lame though

so when is the high schooler table talk going to end? they fucked up getting rid of angie for this shit

Aryeh dances like a cartoon character

>>211798787
Summy is into scat?
Dayum.

>>211798744
chicken jockey

Is Aryeh the real boss baby?

>>211798795
She goh wha she desewved

>>211798763
I would kill myself

>ear rape drumming
>aryeh being an annoying retarded faggot
>nothing happening
>4 pm
>saturday
Kill yourself jet

>>211798738
i tried putting these into AI, its still a bit shit

>>211798664
you follow jimmy

>>211798827
King Louie from Jungle Book.

Just imagine the absolute slack-jawed drooling ape that actually is stupid enough to say "Bitchtank was good".

>>211798744
Stan

>>211798807
yes

>i have my own special blackout juice

kek

>>211798710
He looks like Penny from Mad Men

>>211798823
The waped

>>211798823
>what happens when a fishtank baby tries to do their toddler baby tantrums outside of the autism daycare that runs a side business grooming girls

please someone post angelina insta stream archive pls pls ppls plsp l spl pslps s

>>211798664
new fishtank contestants should block jimmy, tayleigh, lance, ab, the entire season 3 cast, and twitter orbiters

Abi I cant date you, you tossed the elimination salad! hheheh

>>211798787
who cares what women think
I don't

Do other contestants get this?

https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1936523150121918809

>>211798744
nothing person

it's ironic that despite Sam's anti-evil, christian posturing and messages of mental and behavioral health, the basement of FT works like the casting couch for facial abuse lmao

>>211798851
you have poor taste

>>211798744
Steve from Sheffield

>>211798868
ppl who like bitchtank gotta be prod who got their dicks wet off of it

>>211798815
few understand this

why does the ip2 fag call people "chat"?
anyway reminder
>-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks

Bitchtank was the best

>Try to buy the 10 STOX of RCHL
>Get an error and the order didnt go through
>Get a notification that Im on a 10 min cooldown to buy stox
>The price shot up to 70

Great site Jet

>>211798787
Post more summer

>>211798868
>>211798902

Youre a fucking manlet, Ben

>>211798909
chat is this anon moogled?

>>211798868
Bitchtank was good

>>211798909
stick to your fagtank stream and fuck off please

>>211798909
>trying to act like sam and jet are any better
marky. ciara. ice poseidon lost his virginity to an old man. they are all fags

HONG KONG 2 PODCAST
have any of u watched this? is it worth?

Chopped status?

>>211798868
>>211798906
bitchtank wasn't bad but it was ruined by jet using it to fuck contestants

They should do a call-in thing where paypigs can pay 100$ to talk to a fish on the phone for 30 seconds, easy money farm easy content

>>211798877
what is this chatgpt?

>>211798899
moar

>>211798935
>pic unrelated

>>211798853
and?

>>211798899
god creature is so fucking hot

Please tell me that Fatty's not showing up. It's too early. Terminal overdose after RV trip.

>>211798889
perfect facecard
actual goddess
wish she wasn't a racemixing WHORE

>>211798947
idk someone posted it yesterday

I'm starting to view Arye as a comfort character

>>211798918
As much as I disliked S2 Jedediah Goldstriker is an amazing character

>>211798899
>all those veins

>>211798943
she looks like jin

>>211798954
you're a faggot

>>211798943
jin looking kinda rough these days

>>211798943
she's beautiful

why do people hate Ben?

>>211798961
real she's insanely pretty

>>211798800
yes he's worse. way way way way worse. he's just happy and yaps/sings CONSTANTLY.

>>211798787
if it was pee i would love that

>>211798910
it was kino and i'm tired of pretending it wasn't

>"the josie strat" but male

Can Goldschlager just kick this dude down the stairs already

>>211798943
Would a punch fix her eye?

I can't stop picturing Claire in my head playing the trombone with Jet's cock and asshole while her big nose rests on his hairy lower back full of dingleberries every time I look at one of her pictures.
It's disgusting.

>>211798974
No new character szn 4 is so fkn lame, esp after bringing goldstriker back during szn3

>>211798961
and dont forget completely utterly totally insane

>>211798942
Occasionally funny but mostly just Ben pretending to be a retard while talking to an actual retard.

>>211798899
>be degenerate wigger faggot living like any libtard artist
>"Yo bro, Christ is King."
>Zoomerchuds: "OMG BASED! BASED! DADDY DADDY YOU'RE MY ROLE MODEL DADDY!"

>>211798995
I've never seen anyone say something bad about ben

>>211798943
negative canthal tilt its over

Aryeh's "when I get drunk I love to paint with red paint and when I wake up with my hands covered in red paint people think I did something" bit fell flat.

So he's explaining what deadpan is.

>>211798995
he’s friends with jet

>>211798988
>>211798990
kino

>>211798995
no idea. ben is based

jimmy doesn’t actually want this smoke lets be real

https://x.com/pootwiddlius/status/1936278538451136541?s=46

Guys, this is the first season that I just haven't been able to watch consistently.

Is it the that's show missing something or me?

>>211799010
He might be a future paypig, can't risk it, he has to stay for the whole show.

>>211798801
whos this qt?

>>211799000
For a boy.

>>211799008
they should have promoted it more. i'm sure it made money, but it could have made a ton.

Thoughts on AnJinlina?

>>211798744
dickrider

>>211798995
Ben carries every season he's in

>>211798946
MARKY MARKY MARKY

>>211799043
he's spent $4000 since s2
I checked his account

>>211799042
curse of jin

>>211799040
no one cares stop posting about jimmy all day it must be you benleaks

>>211799040
shoutout to my young nigga benleaks

>>211799062
Did they make up? That's sweet if happened

>>211799042
same
its jet

>>211799070
s5 is built on the personalities
s6 is built on the personalities
s7 is built on the personalities

>>211799042
This is the first season I've been sober and it is just not as entertaining anymore.

is aryeh more sperged today than normal? he is dictating what he is doing constantly.

>*leads a gang rape on your simpable mid and gets her eliminated*
u mad?

desu if I was in Jets position I would fuck these girls too. well maybe not Abi

>>211799070
Guess who ruined this season yet again?
Contestants are never the problem.

>I AM TAKING OFF MY UNDERSHIRT WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY OVERSHIRT.
>okay...

have the fish shown even the slightest bit of sadness over angie's elimination?

>>211799095
trust the fucking plan

Fishtank It's stylistically designed to be dogshit but unlike with george lucas you can't diminish the effects of it.

>>211798995
its a loud minority that hates ben and jet because they're not getting their content tendies
they're pretty funnny when they actually do something
and they'll will still watch their show anyway

>>211799018
it's the other way around. i thought chris was the dumb one too but he's just inarticulate. ben is a fucking moron who just happens to be good at larping/gaslighting people on fishtank. but he's actually retarded. any time he says "i'm pretty sure..." whatever follows is 100% wrong and excruciatingly illogical. i thought it was a bit at first because fishtank makes ben seem cleverer than he is

>>211799042
They never improved the idea into something coherent and watchable

>>211798948
no

>>211799112
It's basically necessary to drink every night or do coke or something while watching

Who is the special guest?

>>211799117
same but I would ask for consent

I am a 37 year old man and I want to fuck Ellie in all three of her holes + her footpussy

>>211799115
'Strayans are built different

>>211799028
>I...eated....

>>211799117
the problem is jet only uses the show to get pussy, the ethical thing to do would be to fuck the girls who don't make the final cut

>>211799139
you act like those tears dont turn me on

>>211799156
how about you fuck your mom

wasn't there supposed to be mad men stuff this season? do they think mad men has to do with stocks because the show is rich guys in new york city?

Why was casting so shit this season. Why are there 0 superstars

>>211799095
INVESTOR GUYS PAY ATTENTION
>so we know season 4 was not good. we hated it just like you guys did. but this next season is going to be the best yet
>so we know season 5 was not good. we hated it just like you guys did. but this next season is going to be the best yet
>so we know season 6 was not good. we hated it just like you guys did. but this next season is going to be the best yet

>>211799093
Essentially. Jin joined and they had a normal convo and she realized that it was just a bit on the show

am i wrong for thinking Chris Lynch seems like a massive fag?

>>211799134
ok mints

>>211799149
Fuentes or someone we've seen before, maybe the fat one

>>211799156
Weird dude I would too but I'm only 31 years young.

>>211799149
dumb gay

>>211799149
>making food
it is obviously fatty

>>211798989
no u

>>211799070
>S4 is built on personalities
>kick half of them by end of first week
sasuga hack blastard sama

>>211799156
>+ her footpussy
I'm 35 and same and also her armpitpussy. I want to perform cunnilingus on Ellie's 18 year old armpitpussy.

jeez daniel's retard drumming looks extra stupid after seeing freddy be good at drumming

>>211799134
I hate Jet, I dont really hate Ben. Jet is just really bad at his job

>>211799156
>romanian e-bf
sorry bro do i even have to say it

Is ben actually Jewish? He kinda looks like a jew, but his last name is Taylor.

>>211798995
I would far prefer Ben being at the helm than Jet desu

>>211799149
me
I just got here, wish me luck

how season 4 is going

>>211799117
Same. I would keep Delaney chained in the basement, hooked up on drugs and ready to service me at any time if I were in his position.

>>211799149
Jedidiah Goldstriker

>>211799134
>minority
>and jet
hi jet

>>211799040
you're a faggot Benleaks

The quality of season 4 is going to have an impact on Bloodgames

>>211799062
should've sewed razor blades into her lapels

>>211798594 (OP)
Why did Ellie cry?

>we cannot have this go like peter magic
Kek

>>211798995
Ben is the only good wigger

the real Judge Holden isn't Aryeh, but Dirench
there is an evil essence to her

>>211799156
i need to be dommed by ellie

ellie

guest is here

>>211798995
He enables jet

>>211799180
He is, and he's very unfunny + incompetent.

ITS MARKY

>>211799179
is there a clip or something i wish i was there

>>211799224
The production of bloodgames is having an impact on the quality of season 4

>this can't go down like peter magic
it's just gonna be some guy

>>211799238
>fat rolls starting
the wall hits all

>>211799185
Fuentes isn't coming on you fucking mark

>>211799115
The Autist gang convinced her to target Angie. Flip bitch shouldn't have tried to manipulate the guys so much.

>>211799040
Jimmy has the hashes
benleaks is in big trouble
He's right tho simping for lux and and stealing money and pills from your own mother is fucked up
People like benleaks shouldn't even be alive

>>211799211
his real last name is silver

if its not super good then i am quitting for sure

>>211799261
u fricken marky

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211799238
emirus eyes are so pretty

>>211798995
Ben is based especially when he's playing a character

>>211799134
Jet is the worst thing to happen to fishtank. Literally anyone could run it better and if he didn't own a % I guarantee Sam would've demoted him after S2

If it's fuentes...

>>211799279
>pretty
Hello troon

>>211799238
Emiru is so sexy

>>211799040
Benji ether him

>>211799256
Xavier is in charge of Bloodgames 2

>>211799180
He's just another wigger stooge who won't challenge Sam by being more talented than him. Why do you think Damiel has now entered Sam's orbit?

>>211799254
Don’t think anyone archived it sadly. The Tldr is
>goran asked her to stay and “hang out” in the basement
>some mentally ill paypig joined the call and offered to fly her out to his place and she saw 0 red flags and said she’s down
>fell for a “say happy birthday to marky” comment
>jin joined, and during their convo she saw comments about r9k and marky but jin just said don’t worry about that
>stream ended after that basically

>>211799258
This, Jet hates actually famous people because then he can't say he's the one who made the show great, people will say it was because of that person being on the show.

Is there an ETA for the guest?

Why are there still stox in Rachel and Angie? They should be reallocated

>>211799282
Gay Ben was kino

FAMILY HOUSE

Expect a HUGE pop

>>211799178
Yeah it’s a gaslight that they ever plan on making this good

How many punches from /OURNIGGER/ Luke would Jimmy be able to withstand before his brain stopped functioning?

>>211799294
Nick isn't coming on any time soon (if at all) he's blowing up right now on twitter and his show is hitting new highs with the attention he's getting from the Iran/Israel stuff.

>>211799283
jet literally came up with the show

>family house
it's just some regular guy

its fatty aint it

You have accepted that he is the S4 protagonist, right anon?

>>211799236
>Constantly dancing.
>Very crafty.
>Natural leader.
>Spiritually raped a little girl.
>Taking the youngest contestant under her wing.
>Fated to fight against said contestant.
You're onto something here.

>>211799040
Extremely extremely rare jimmy W bad things might happen to humanity because of it

>"Do not mention Fishtank"
>Posters still on the wall

>>211799295
im a guy lol her eyes are very pretty. beautiful big brown eyes :3

they're scared to piss off a black person

>angie gone
>it becomes Family House
kino

VooDoo Mama JuJu?

>>211799321
jet is shekel maxxing

>>211799331
maddie mogs

If Freddy doesn’t stop drumming any of the contestants is liable to put one of the sticks through his ear

>friendtank challenge
>freddy admits he used to be a vampire
>the head lines deepen
uhhh i'm thinking we're so bac

>>211799345
>You have accepted that he is the S4 protagonist, right anon?
begrudgingly so.

Pressure
pushing down on me
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

>it's another fuck with a unknowing guest bit
I'm okay with this

why did fishtank become fucking with random guests instead of fucking with the contestants?

its a homeless guy isn't it

whats better spending almost a week cleaning, doing rehearsals and scripts to set up famous house 2
or
telling the fish 1 minute before hand what to do

>>211799352
>Drench brought this up
>and Jet had the worst cover up
lol

>immediately points out the flaws in jet's retarded bit
jet it up

It's going to be Andy Dick, isn't it

>>211799277
the blue fur rug really added a sheen of consummate professionalism to the fishtank brand

it's going to be her

>>211799232
he's the only one that actually knows how to act as an actor
Sam is only able to play Sam (with a hat) and Jet doesn't even bother trying

family house? hold the line, we're yet to kneel.

It's Burt. Calling it last second.

>>211799352
>uhhh fishtank is a poster company that sponsors the show

If the special gueat is Marky that would be hysterical and just genius of sam

>>211799318
lol gay fish

He's going to rape that gay mexican niggerlover. It's going to be ugly.

>>211799378
definitely

>>211799180
Chris is an ok dude. They force him into uncomfortable situations, he’s not a natural actor/performer

Will this retard ever stop drumming? Does he think anyone enjoys it?

bash faggot freddys head in with a rock

why is freddy killing it

>>211799355
Faggot

>>211799274
do you think the wiggers actively avoid working with anyone named mark or anything that sounds like marky? like imagine they find this perfect perspective production member or contestant and they can't risk the potential for a markypost. kwab

>>211799400
im going to the bar if its burt. fuck that faggot

its a dead show

>>211799340
LOL no Sam created the project and also admitted they just ripped off ice poseidon

PLEASE BE NETANDYAHOO

>>211799365
>>211799238

>>211799408
he's going to nap most of the day and sing the same five songs and creep on the girl
stop trying to make aryeh happen

>>211799418
he's a good drummer

>New guest is Tayleigh
>mfw no face

real zydeco hours

>beatbox trumpets in your path
what do you do

>>211798744
Shudup Beavis
Uhheuhehuhuh

>>211799431
This

>Oh wow guys, Freddy is cooking!
>Oh wow guys, Freddy is playing the drums!
>Oh wow guys, Freddy is being empathetic towards and respecting all women!
>Let's all pay attention to Freddy! Freddy makes the BEST instant coffee you've ever had in your life!

>>211798943
why is this torta melting

Hope its nick and he makes them all cry

>>211799418
I do, now fuck off back to confessional Daniel.

Angie onlyfans coming soon ;)

wholesome chungus house

>>211799420
he's a professionally trained jazz drummer

>fatty
>Burt
>Tai
>Fuentes
Who's it gonna be?

https://youtu.be/HF1PtwmBKgI arye

the guest is niggerman

>>211798738
damn i missed this

>>211799451
this but unironically

>>211799451
Which one of these stars should we paying attention to

does freddy never get tired of drumming the same fucking boring repetitive soulless beat?

>>211799338
>wigger slave

>>211799444
>Digits
FUCK

>>211799040
>jet using my "family house" idea
Can I get paid now?

Why does Sean look like a ketchup mustard bottle

>>211799457
Im still waiting for the trish OF but angie might be the first fish to create and OF post-tank

>>211799340
>copies a million other shows and ip2/cx streamer houses
it would have bombed if Sam hyde didn't put his name on it
Jet is nothing without him

>>211799000
hnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
why is she so fucking insane bros why is she whwy whwyw hwwy whHWY H

>>211799455
Same, he can actually twist the knife in e-whores and jews.

>>211799421
what is gay about appreciating a woman's pretty eyes anon?

No week 2 twist. GRIM

its gotta be burt

happening

Somebody break the fucking drumsticks please.

What this having no pay off and they just treat it like a normal dinner

>>211799479
It was very comical

Stickuw muwe

>>211799468
it's gonna be some random black dude from craigslist

>>211799448
seethe and shit myself because he's more talented than me

>>211799418
i remember being annoyed by drumming in previous seasons but freddie unironically rocks

Freddy went from most entertaining to most annoying real quick

>>211798594 (OP)
Its tai

REFLECTION FRONT DOOR

>>211799134
Everyone’s turning in Jet
You’re in the minority that still likes him
Ben is okay in comparison

What does the note on the door say?

wait I'm confused

JET, STOP FUCKING ALL THE TALENT

>>211799408
Aryeh has a very base level understanding of politics. Which all made sense when he stated he went to classes on the subject/adjacent to when he was in college. He's one of those people who can spew out fancy words like realpolitik but really do not understand what is going on. Like who the fuck is talking about the proud boys or koch brothers in fucking 2025.

>>211798755
>maybe they think the show won't last much longer
Its not, the show is very profitable but Sam and Jet are losing interest in it. Sam is the kind of guy that constantly wants to do new shit and hates maintaining existing projects. This is the first season he came in where he wasn't excited at all and the only bits of interest are when he is fucking around with Freddy or when he interviewed Ellie and she caught him off guard with the "i want to be a grifter" and "i'm still in high school"

what da

>>211799509
>camera man films a close up of ellie for jets personal collection instead

OLD NIGGAS

oh no its an old lady were so fucked

wow she's old

SATANIC SHOW

who on earth

Who the hell is that

this is unethical

is it bully old people o'clock again?

SHIT IS GETTING DARK

HA HAAA HAAA! THIS is family house. EVERYTHING YOU SEE
HERE IS YOURS!

PETER MAGIC BROS WERE BACK

>it's an elder abuse episode

New low jet!

NONTENT!

>DO NOT RING DOOR BELL OR KNOCK
>BABY IS SLEEPING

holy shit

It's a satanic show

i don't get it

What the fuck

this feels very retarded

nooo pls leave gamgam out of this

uhhh

Nigga…

What the fuck is this now? Aren't they tired of bullying senior citizens?

Another rape victim for Jet Badson

THEY GOT A REAL LIFE VOODOO WITCH

>>211799533
DO NOT KNOCK OR RING DOOR BELL

BABY SLEEPING

Sam has a new thing for bullying the elderly, huh

>another bullying old people bit
GROW THE FUCK UP WIGGERS

Oh fuck it's a real old woman

What's the twist? Is she going to be super racist?

>>211798886
underrated post

I've come to despise everyone this season
except freddy, he's the only honest one there

SOPRANOS MUCH?

>>211799540
ok, boss

more elder abuse incoming

wtf

I hope this bitch has a heart attack and sends the wiggers to prison

did she show up with the providence mafia?

tall jet

the tits on him

lmao who is the mafia guido

She seems like such a sweet lady. Please don't abuse her Goran

mafia crime family is here

>>211799583
>>211799579
LOL she's dressed like the henchman from the Mummy

Ring the bell!

BINX HAS ARRIVED

IT'S THE FUCKING MAFIA

I dont like this...

jet absolutely PWNING all of the satanicposters by proving them right

>SATANIC SHOW
>SATANIC SHOW
>SATANIC SHOW

that guy's body shape is fucking insane wtf

>Rachel but skinny and her voice barely picks up on the microphone

Kino!

oh nonono

>>211799595
his way of getting revenge on his dad for disowning him lol

>>211799596
shes got a fucking mafia boss with her

tts will never be turned on because these guys will murder them

oof yikes this is rough

>>211799610
young tony soprano

Oh i don't know about this one guys....

oh God this is gonna be awesome

>>211799451
>Oh wow guys, Freddy is cooking!
Yes he’s an excellent cook and makes great food.
>Oh wow guys, Freddy is playing the drums!
Yes, he’s an extremely talented musician and classically trained jazz drummer.
>Oh wow guys, Freddy is being empathetic towards and respecting all women!
Yes, Freddy does his best to make sure everyone is comfortable and entertained.
>Let's all pay attention to Freddy! Freddy makes the BEST instant coffee you've ever had in your life!
He probably does and he’s the best Fish that’s every been on the show you absolute fucking faggot.

very Lynchian trio

just tuned in...

WTF IS HAPPENING WHO IS THIS OLD LADY?

yeah im not watching this

Oh boy... more elder abuse

>>211799595
you millenial uncs glazed the sketch "MOMS" all your fault. its his most glazed sketch so all his humor will go back to it.

>>211799579
TAYLEIGH

Who are these two wiseguys?

>inviting mafia members into the house to fuck with their elderly mother
I’m sure this will go well

>>211799610
eyy tony

lmao she cant understand direnc

>feed the old lady undercooked sea food
>she literally dies
Satanic

>>211799627
That old lady is going to die tonight

>>211799623
KEK

>>211799642
>>211799644

yeah this is too fuckin stupid to watch now

Alright muting this slop and listening to music

anyways

so an old jewish witch

>>211799597
Alex B was too good for this show

why does she have henchmen

Who are these old people
why are they there

>>211798899
man creature is hot

WITCHES W?

>>211798995
ben's retarded but he proves time and time again he should run the show instead of jet

YYOOOOOOOO THEY GOT SYRIL'S MOM

this fucking retard can not schedule anything correctly

>>211799610
jet fused with alex stein

this is gonna be fun for like 5 minutes and then its gonna go nowhere and get really boring isn't it?

>always runs to clean or accommodate someone
She would make a great wife I don't care

She's nontent

Uuuh guys the satanic shit is getting over the edge...

Jet saw the satanist accusations yesterday and decided to go all in. Bravo Hackblastard

lady nontent let's doxx this bitch

What the fuck is happening

>old people
guess I’ll sleep the whole day. See you all tomorrow

WHISPER TAX

>>211798899
I have a reliable source that she blew two guys at the same time on bloodgames and that's where Jet draws the line for whatever reason.

>>211799655
It's Sams mother, shes come for the money he owes Fred

MILK THE WITCH, DOMINANT DANIEL.

Oh Christ she’s a yapper

Are we supposed to know who this is?

>its an actress
we're back

>>211799671
goranian

>>211799648
the eraserhead debate earlier was predictive programming

This is very satanic I'm turning it off and playing vidya

>>211799705
she could save me

satan posters are convulsing and having a conniption fit about now

so that's the twist, satanic stuff huh

>>211799631
hellyeah thanks

>>211799712
>http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
how did you find this

are you jet?

Do you think this lady is racist against Turks?

>>211799704
I'm already bored.

>>211798594 (OP)
Seth and Aryeh are my dream team

>>211799422
If your name is Mark E. you can’t be within 500 feet of Sam

>>211799712
So she's an old jew

Artist guys?

coddled nontent

>>211799712
>Lori is a descendant of Gohar – al – Siculi, a General in the Fataniid Empire, who in A.D. 969 was sent by the caliph of Baghdad to conquer Egypt. This he did and founded the city of Cairo, Egypt. As the stories were handed down in her family, General Gohar became a convert into Islam
wtf

Alright, yap less you old bitch

Entity gonna be extra spoopy tonight

why no one gaf

gradually i began to hate him

it's helena markos

>>211799712
was this approved by sam? this seems like the kind of thing he wouldn't allow on the show.

I love /ftl/ schizo headcanon

good morninggggg mommy

>>211799731
i stand by my stance, pencil factory and baby are kino

>>211799727
>that image
YIKES son

interesting how you can identify the integrity and constitution of each fish by how they respect their elders
obviously, ellie is an insolent cunt

>>211799713
>>211799735
Witch shit is silly superstition.

gonna make some food and watch star wars
this is unwatchable nothing

>>211799704
Find out what happens next on Family House after these messages.

>>211799705
You kid would be completely human. Abos are a different species of half evolved ape

drench loves this shit for some reason

>>211799028
He.....
*sigh*
*COUGH*
*breathes in*
CHEEZE ITS

what the fuck

>>211799691
i wanna ride on a choo choo train

why are the french so satanic?

this is fucking stupid

>>211799773
Wasnt very gradual to me

Wow what an odd body shape

your god has no power in this realm, mortal

>>211799780
Freddy looks like he doesn’t care.

>>211799786
Just being polite to the elderly

>>211799772
lmao

>>211799712
she's kinda hot

Is Jet taking out his frustrations on old people because he was abused as a child?

I'M GONNA WING THE BEWW ON THIS BITCH

kek

>>211799796
rip to a legend

Old witch-y people legit scare me

>>211799786
She has the Payton thing where she just wants anything to do.

>>211799786
It's just an oral story teller doing a show and she's elderly.

>they brought a Jew sorcerer on the show
It’s a (gay) satanic show.

>jew is satanic
Surprised face.

>>211799719
marriage material

what the fuck is ellie's problem?

>>211799768
i wonder if they expected these niggas to show up and they saw this and decided to double down.. if the wiggers do something stupid we might see a mafia boss pop off

show is dead without angie

>>211798767
>nosejob
useless whore

This show has become demonic. Please stop watching.

dude

>>211799679
Hi Claire
But yeah I can’t watch this

WHAT THE FUCK IS ELLIE DOING PUTTING ORANGES IN THE BOIL

>>211799691
Time is a flat circle

>>211799712
I just called the number (belongs to one of those two handlers that came in with her) and warned them to get out of the house ASAP

>>211799712
actual witch lol

>>211799712
>http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
Why the fuck do you know this?

What the fuck is she talking about?

>>211799833
I hope she is seriously considering leaving

drench is growing a fuckin beard

>>211799811
he takes it out on clowns like abi when he spreads his crusty butthole and forced her to lick all the dried up poo

>>211799712
what is this some kind of Rosicrucian shit?

Drench looks like a cartoon person

>>211799115
Oh naur da fackin goblin bit me

>>211799340
Jet leaching off Sam’s celebrity and the goodwill of Sam’s fans is not talented or creative

This show fucking sucks

I SUHVIVED AWSHWITZ

Failed bit?

Whats she thinking?

>>211799847
Let her cook, shes asian

yo...

NEW

>>211799831
>>211799831
>>211799831

>>211799831
>>211799831
>>211799831

hold up, guys. she hates israel. this coulf be good

>>211799833
she's the one working on the food

they told them one of them had to keep making the food

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Turned it off 30 minutes ago. Fuck this show got boring fast.

>>211799852
Neptunian

>>211799847
thats normal nigga

>>211799862
good riddance

Ellie needs to leave already so I can sub to her OF

>>211799772
they'll test them on this lore, won't they?

So this is just Opie & Anthony style freakshow now.

Good build up, now bring in Angie to beat them all with a whip

>>211799712
>sicilian
she's totally connected with the mafia

>>211798899
>>211799692
She could stand to quit shaving though

this lady is demented

>>211799850
lmao

Who let Marina Abramovich in the tank?

>>211799851
chin whiskers

>>211799851
neanderthal looking ass

>>211799719
It's because he wasn't one of them

Lucky she has protection, I’d be pouring mustard on this satanic spaghetti shine

>>211799851
>>211799852
>the negro keeps yapping so you hit her with the paleolithic stare

>>211799804
none of them do

>>211799768
>related to the prophet muhammad

>>211799815
SEASON 1 REFERENCE!

>>211799778
yeah i stand by you being gay

>>211799850
Lol you can hear the phone ringing

yeah who are these chinese people?

This bitched worked on the V2 rockets. We "Dr Strangelove"

>>211799794
Murdered nuns in the French Revolution. They’re a cursed people

Seth has some nice eyes. No homo.

>>211799851
>>211799852
>>211799863
neptunian stare

>>211799780
what's the lady's name

Daniel has decent beard genetics and I'm ashamed to be kinda jealous of it

>>211799712
>monetising your dementia-riddled mother and giving her something to do at the same time
Very clever business idea

>>211799967
who?

Space and NASA confirmed pagan demonic witchcraft.

>>211799851
>>211799852
>>211799863
FRODO

may the one true triune God strike down this heretic
amen

>>211799712
they aren't beating the satanic show allegations now

>>211799851
she's just thinking about crack

this is just a nick caminos bit

>>211800000
checked

>>211799759
kek. i wanted it to be daniel but he's disappointed me so far

>>211799991
Spentcher.

>>211799712
Cute, my grandmother does this for free at her local biker bar.

Whats the bit?

I think it's time for Nonna to take a nap

>>211799809
No lie I’d dog her out

>>211799851
George Floyd

She could just say “it’s the Jews” and save us the time and confusion.

>>211799987
the rest of his genetics leave a bit more to be desired

PUT HER IN BLOODGAMES2

>>211799851
qt

>>211799847
Yeah just the juice and peels instead of the entire thing.

>>211800214
This

>>211798995
i hate him because without him this dogshit show wouldve ended a while ago.

Okay, so this is why they killed witches.

>>211798995
Ben, two bagels and a black coffee. Stat.

>>211800214
holy shit that would be so fucking kino

>>211799822
Letty will grow up to be a crazy witch lady

369 damn she fine lemme fuck Ellie one mo time

they should wheel in direnc's brother like hannibal lecter

Damn Ellie is 18 and knows how to cook

half of the people watching dont even know how

>>211799496
Every insanely hot girl in the world is batshit insane, part of the fun.

where's the funny part?

>>211800574
the other people on the show and the wiggers don't know how either