Thread 211801091

Jesus was an alien edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jet has summoned Lori Bruno, a Creole witch who won't stop saying insane shit http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
-- Angelina has LOST the candy elimination
-- Sam CONFIRMS Nick Fuentes will be on Fishtank https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1936141578105413722
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K

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>>211801091 (OP)
dead show

old lady dumps

what is this body type called

Boring house

>>211801182
just tuning in, is that mints' dad?

Posters complaining about the season being "nontent" are low IQ and literally do not understand the show; it's a 24/7 livestream for 42 days - most of it is going to be downtime and if you expect anything else your ADHD brain is more fried than Neptunes with a "deliver galaxy gas" fishtoy

The "nontent" IS the show: the small moments where Daniel keeps staring at Angelina, Aryeh intelligently discussing Spongebob, Vance constantly saying "yeah", Jimmy rambling for hours about Mormons and reddit, Josie spinning for 40 minutes, Mauro reading Halo: The Fall of Reach, Chris constantly hitting on Letty, TJ rocking back and forth while stammering, Burt talking to himself about telekinesis while Burting off, Alex talking about his monkeys, Rachel complaining alone in her room, Jon pweaching from the bible are what Fishtank is.

Most of the fun is watching closely and tabbing in and out between the stream and /ftl/ and reading entire threads analysing "What is Vance thinking right now?" while Vance sits there with Jon saying "yeah" repeatedly while Jon tells him about how he used to have a six pack when he was a baby and once saw his friend get hit by two trains at the same time.

If you think Fishtank is "fat guy falls down the stairs" while frank hassle throws food at people, and then Ben smashes a shelf to pieces before Sam physically assaults the contestents, you're not even watching the show.

Watching clips of the shows highlights doesn't do it justice, most of the clips are extremely boring if you don't understand all the nuance and lore behind the fish and their motivations

Tonight in the hellhouse we're bringing over a jewish magician priestess and eating dinner with her

>>211801182
michelin man

>>211801182
Goon

What does Lori think TTS is? Presumably they just told her this is a "TV show," I doubt she understands what livestreaming is

>>211801182
is he borrowing his little brother's shirt?

>>211801182
italian-american

>>211801182
pasta pizza bolognese

>>211801182
Elon-type (roids but no exercise)

Post Ellie’s pits

>>211801182
The Tony Slopano

>>211801211
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP HOLY FUCK

>>211801182
jewish mobster

>>211801182
tha don

>>211801211
tldr (you)

>>211801182
Henchman number 3

>>211801182
Italian goon

>>211801200
It's a boring show

>>211801128
nice

Why can't they just get normal guests instead of bullying local old people?

POV: you're Jet

How does a decrepit old lady that can barely move unassisted wipe her own ass after a shit? Does it just crust up until someone wipes her?

>>211801184
You just know she doesn't wipe well

>>211801211
...

>>211801182
seed oils

>>211801182
Groyper

Guys, don't worry, Fatty is going to come and save the show

Cavier bullying the old witch whore would be cooler than bullying based white Peter Magic

There’s a bit of blood in my poop. Should I be worried?

They should force seth and ellie to be roommates and have stickermule print a nontent poster for the room

witchcraft is by definition satanic, this is a show run by satanists and headed by a jew (satanist), being Sam
this entire thing is demonic and you should stop watching immediately, demons feed on psychic energy and your participation in this feeds them. you do not want this on your conscious or your soul.
I say again- you need to immediately stop watching.

Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

>>211801128
more creature

> the fish eat undercooked shrimp
> they all get sick
> Seth and Direnc die
> Ellie is fine thanks to her dogeater genetic
> show's over
> I reclaim my free time and watch Ellie on her new yt channel
Happy ending, don't wake me up

>>211801182
hes the Fighter of her party

funny to see the italian mobster larpers that nick is always complaining about

>>211801262
It’s amazing how much better and funnier Sam’s physiognomy was before all the roids

>>211801286
good bit

>>211801292
>Praying to Mary
kwab

>>211801283
if it was bright red you're probably fine but if it's dark you should be

I really think the much smaller house than S3 is contributing to production being much more hands on. They are out of the basement nonstop giving direction this season and it fucking sucks. They should only leave for deliveries and for keeping nifty awake with full volume 2x speed minecraft hardcore videos.

>>211801301
She wishes

>>211801151
this is your argument

What made Seth think "yeah, I can do this show, I can make the tank interesting"?

>>211801211
damn that's crazy bro

WHAT THE FUCK IS FAMILY HOUSE AND SHOULD I WATCH HONG KONG 2 PODCAST???

>>211801211
t. gay retard

is this the most chill (could also say boring) cast ever? I don't even know who to root for

>you guys need all of the energy you can get
>i dont know if there is a storm coming or not
something is telling me hurricane katrina is about to hit the house

i want ellie to hold me down and pee on me and call me names and hit me

>>211801306
nick coming over and talking about selling cars or decorating houses would be better than this

>>211801091 (OP)
Johnny Neptune special guest when???

Well that worth the money spent on it

>>211801283
I just had the same, bright streak down the side and then continued to drip into the bowl but I’m not too concerned. You’re fine

>>211801307
It wasn’t you’re just a homosexual with zero standards

>>211801326
hope

>>211801310
Hail Mary is in the Bible, protcuck

>>211801351
why

>>211801211
this season is boring and the worst so far
cope

>>211801326
Saw Oddbodd doing nothing and be considered a cool guy by the loudest twitter orbiters, that's it.

are they eating the shrimp with the shell on it?

>>211801326
he had trust in the creative vision of jet neptune

>>211801292
He did declare he believes that Christ is the son of God and was sent to earth to die for our sins yesterday on a podcast

Kek why do all the nuMDE fans defend their obsession like this.
>IT WASN'T MADE TO BE GOOD. It was made so people can spend money on it!
It's more and more obvious that this is a sex/money siphoning cult and I think the followers are aware of it on some level.

>>211801351
and i wanna do all of that to her

It's a good bit

Damn this old bitch is dual wielding canes, she might be too strong for Xavier.

>>211801362
Channing, you don't have to be nasty all the time, you're the one who fucked the guy

This is just making me miss my grandma

>>211801283
What colour blood?
Inside the poop or comes out with the poop?
Does your ass sting?
Go see a doctor at any rate

they have production orbiting the jew mob lmao

>>211801362
Name one funny thing he’s done post-roids

>cold reading
Cringe overload. Good bit.

What has my beautiful hairless ginger pawb been doing today?

>>211801211
Yeah but like, all the little moments you mentioned were actually interesting, and all from other seasons. Now when nothing happens,literally NOTHING HAPPENS

>>211801348
>katrina larp
>jet forces a black looters vs cops larp day long challenge

>>211801380
I wonder if they cleaned the shrimp before boiling

>>211801400
Dark red
In the poop
No

do you guys like sea food?
i used to not like it even tho I live near the ocean where there's a big sea food culture but i've grown on it as an adult and now like it quite a lot

>>211801372
>Hail Mary is in the Bible
It isn't and Catholics are buffoons who constantly misinterpret shit

>>211801396
haha stupid bitch

Xavier walks in and starts doing his routine on the magic lady.
What happens next?

>>211801372
Don't worship anyone but God or you're going to hell.

>>211801386
this is like people not understanding fight club its absolutely bizarre no wonder why sam hates his fans

I just had tomato soup with 2 cheese toasties and I think I will nap

Is Ben balding?

Why isn’t direnc eating the slop?

>>211801396
i miss both of mine too :(

>knows internet history and culture
>knows how to fight
>knows how to cook
>pretty
>virgin
she's literally perfect yet people call her nontent, why?

DIRENC IS NOT WEARING A BRA

>>211801432
No

>>211801432
nah he was born like that

>Lori was taught that Priests and Priestess should respect humanity, all living creatures, and above all, one’s self as the Goddess and God abide within.
This bitch is straight up satanic wtf

im going to continue calling the site months after the show ends, on multiple phones and proxies to make her regret coming on this show so she curses jet and the wiggers out of rage
http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/

>>211801442
does she ever?

>>211801182
the snowman

>>211801416
I like it a lot but I rarely eat it. I really have to be in the mood for it.

nero-pilled

So are we scotty rocking or what?

>>211801444
neptunian

Xavier walks in and starts doing his routine on the magic lady.
What happens next?

I’m upsetti spaghetti

>>211801416
i used to not like it and now as an adult i fucking hate it. peasant slop

>>211801415
I ain't a doctor but that sounds like it's pretty bad. Go see someone about it, could just be IBS

freddy is so desperate to relate to everyone, it makes him seem like he's guilty of something

>>211801434
She's literally the most stuck up whore I've ever seen.

>>211801416
Fish is fine but shellfish I never really liked. For some reason I’ve been craving shrimp lately so I ate it and I liked it more than I used to. And I’ve become a big oyster fan. But crab, lobster etc you can keep it. All my family are huge crawfish people and that shit is disgusting

>>211801432
nope

>>211801292
Fuck off vgr. You’re not winning Claire back with Catholic larp

>>211801373
my ex was half korean and very abusive and i think its ruined me
>>211801391
thats not nice anon

>>211801462
get him some grapes

>>211801441
Need to see her getting splatted with black cum

>>211801454
LMAO

>>211801454
hehe very funny anon

>>211801297
>my ellie screenie gets posted
based

>>211801416
seafood is good yes

>>211801386
>Kek why do all the nuMDE fans
you're what you complain about

jet is unironically afraid of this witch's goons lol

>>211801484
based

>>211801416
Hated seafood as a kid. Still dont like "fishy tasting" fish. Sushi is good. I'll stomach cooked salmon which is sometimes too fish for me. Tuna is good for me.

The only thing that would save this shitshow is this old hag's sons getting offended and beating the shit out of ben and jet.

>>211801416
Nasty shit

>>211801432
He has Benjamin button disease but only for his hair, dudes 23

>>211801416
It's not food, it's bugs. It is an abomination.

>>211801416
Seafood just reminds me of home. Really love it.

>>211801434
because it's nasty as fuck

>>211801441
She has no soul and she has the sexuality of a ham sandwitch

>>211801502
This is like that one episode in spongebob were patrick gets bad reading from a palm reader and is scared the entire episode

>>211801261
have you not seen tim and eric doooood??!?!

Exposing fake mystics is so bottom of the barrel content not even the worst sloptent youtubers do it.

still better than the prison bit

So Xavier is going to party crash this performer too?

>>211801523
I got benjamin button disease
got so many benjamins i cant button my jeans

>>211801174
cole makes music?

>>211801444
king type shit

oh shit she knows

I do not care for the Ellie_Updates guy in the PPV chat. /ftl/ content should stay in /ftl/.

Ellie's tarot prediction is that she is going to be married to Jet.

Is this season blessed?

>>211801469
>she calls production
>then her sons
j>et shits himself and tells Xavier to go

>instantly performs mind-reading on ellie
actual witch

>>211801544
Xavier said on Twitter he’s done for the season and he’s back to working on BG2.

>>211801544
not with her goons there

so when does angie come back

wait how did she know that Ellie was going to Europe. Scripted???

WHAT IS THE JOKE??????????

>>211801416
Only fresh, freezing it once ruins it. The best is grilled small trout straight from a lake.

A shame Rachel isn't here for Lori

Drench and Fred should be funny. They probably have skeletons in their closets

>>211801553
ppv chatters do not properly represent /ftl/ they are tourists

Can Lauri Magic tell me if I’m getting pussy this week?WKH84

>>211801544
I hope he sends this bitch back to hell

>>211801441
Stack all her pics

Woah...
Dey arr rook da saem

That's hella crazy bro

>>211801538
Yeah, really. This isn't fucking the early 2000s where Penn and Teller were seen as mind-blowing for calling this shit out.

New osw dropped you guys later on

GET THIS JEW OFF MY FISHTANK

>>211801507
How so?

Ellie is a non-person, you can't read her like this. She's a hollow vessel.

when does xavier show up

>crowley mentioned
thelema-pilled

>>211801563
>Why did you do that to all those hamsters?
Wtf?! How'd she know?

>>211801564
thank god

>>211801496
It's a good one anon. I'm the retard who made all the AI slop btw

>>211801595
Yesterday

MR. PREDICTO

SHE KNOWS ABOUT CHRIS WTF

witch + 18 year old virgin = satanic ritual

the sound of eating is making me go fucking insane AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im enjoying this satanic panic in the thread. Props to Jet for getting these Christian larpers to onions out.

>>211801574
its random af

I want to masturbate but that might lead to me missing out on prime Ellietent.

HOLY SHIT
SHE KNEW A RICH KOREAN EXCHANGE STUDENT IS VERY LIKELY TO TRAVEL
THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY GUYS

>>211801416
i'm gonna be frying some shrimp tonight

>who is chris lynch to you?
HOW DID SHE KNOW

Missed all day, did they get Daniel to try and repair the walls yet?

>cold reading
James Randi's ghost should come on the show and debunk it

>>211801576
this was absolutely a rachel bit they scheduled before thursday

>>211801182
italian

Chris Lynch can get his fat hands off my Ellie

this is pure unfiltered nontent

Anyone else getting weird vibes from this?

>>211801574
the audience

we are the peaceful spirits

>>211801416
It's overpriced for what it is, I'd eat it weekly if it cost as much as chicken or pork

>This house has a spirit that watches
JET YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

SHUT IT DOWN SHE KNOWS WE ARE WATCHING

>>211801603
nice keep it up broski

>this house has a spirit
THE ENTITY

>this house has a spirit in it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>you're a lesbian
holy fuck lori is legit

right shes freaking me out now

>>211801593
This isn't the first time I've seen a askenaz eat crab...

>>211801558
>this house has a spirit it in it
IT REALLY WAS A FAIRY

>the chinese people that own the place
woah she's good

>>211801642
yeah it's making my tummy hurt

She knew Wernher von Braun and Gus Grissom? Worked in Huntsville for Nasa?
If that's not bullshit that's insane.
Why are they talking about other than that???

>aleister crowley
>dude just rape and kill children because the more fucked up shit you do the closer you get to god
not a satanic show btw

Facts:
The sun is green
Fishtank is satanic
They are good women

>>211801444
fork malfunction

>knows chris
>knows entity
wtf

>>211801546
candy did indeed taste sweet

LEAKED HOME OWNERS ARE CHINESE
>LEAKED HOME OWNERS ARE CHINESE
LEAKED HOME OWNERS ARE CHINESE
>LEAKED HOME OWNERS ARE CHINESE
LEAKED HOME OWNERS ARE CHINESE
>LEAKED HOME OWNERS ARE CHINESE
LEAKED HOME OWNERS ARE CHINESE
>LEAKED HOME OWNERS ARE CHINESE

ear

>she knows the house is owned by the Chinese
This is some sick satanic shit, I’m wiggin out.

>>211801509
any advice on how to find a girl like that anon? i have no idea where to find another :(

BWC

MASSIVE BWC

>BWC is how I like it
kek wtf?

>BWC
Jet is being strangled by the monsters as we speak

ANCIENT KIKE MAGIC IS REAL HOLY SHIIIIIIT

billy ottman obesity epidemic
anyways the new mike flanagan movie was awesome highly recommend

>>211801444
>Herod, gluttonously mocking Jesus

>I don't know what a bwc is but I like it!
holy fuck lmao

I heard she mentioned Crowley, what was the context guys?

>chinese spirits of wisdom
>do you know any christophers?

>S1 chris thought there was a chinese ghost in the house
UNIRONICALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>211801386
Zoomers are mindraped. Their parasocial consooming from the e-father of their choice becomes the only thing they have to live for. That's why teenage girls keep coming to have sex with MDE members of their own volition, and why men of all ages give their entire paycheck to Sam Hyde every week. If you pulled the plug from them being able to worship an e-celeb, they would all commit suicide instantly and I'm not joking.

>>211801672
>>211801667
>>211801685
Isn't Sam's business registered under Gay Chinese Men Kissing LLC or something?
I'm actually spooked now

>knows Chris
>knows the entity
>doesn't know about BWC

>>211801694
FUCKING KEK

are you guys watching the way God intended?

SHE IS ORIENTAL

>>211801655
The entity isn't showing up
The vibes are kinda off today...

HOLY FUARK

>>211801315
>there is a chinese person right across from you
>a what?
>continues talking
lol

>bwc
what the...

>>211801708
jewish

>>211801423
>>211801417
reminder that protty slime are a pagan kike hybrid not Christian

Hoarderman?

She likes the bwc

>idk what a bwc is but i like it
aryeh giggles. fucking kek

>>211801128
my face
smothered to death
under those massive cheeks
right nyeow

This is a good bit and I hate this show 99% of the time

>>211801669
This feels like a lifetime ago

bros... I'm scared

wtf my name is Paul

>>211801708
said some shit about him wanting power but plugged himself in the wrong socket

>>211801709
>S1 chris thought there was a chinese ghost in the house
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT
Don't like this at ALL

>>211801708
something about him being a troublemaker and did very stupid things or some shit

>>211801726
binx's mom is dead lmao

H3 podcast did this exact bit a week ago btw

>>211801753
babab

>>211801719
Chris Lynch has a shrimp confirmed

>>211801755
HOW DID SHE KNOW

QUEEN OF DICKS

>>211801416
Bugs of the sea. I've never tried crabs/lobster/oysters always wondered what its like though but its visually disgusting

>>211801709
It's a satanic show

>>211801709
Lol first time? They're treating it as a joke but the shits all real

ITS SETCH

it's aryeh

>>211801738
>Muh protestants
Time to get some new material, because nobody is buying Cathy bullshit anymore

>A KIND YOUNG MAN
>HIS NAME IS JET NEPTUNE

SHE IS TALKING ABOUT ME
I'M WATCHING ELLIE

I get all tarot is bullshit but she could at least try and make it look like there is a process to the 'magic'. It really is all about the performance

What the fuck am I watching

SEAN SISSIES WE'RE IN THIS BTICH

>>211801678
Shes a fan that's the twist.

a witch just flew over my house!

>>211801512
Lol

ELLIE FUCKED JET CONFIRMED

>>211801709
this lol that was spooky

>>211801708
Crowley was such a a massive nerd. He used to have magic battles on his college campus with other golden dawn members before he broke off and started his own thing. He also dated a tranny in college. The guy was a dungeons and dragons nerd before they existed.

>>211801538
I don't think that's the punchline or intention

>>211801512
kek

CHRIS LYNCH IS GOING YO PLAP MY ELLIE NOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF

i cant watch this she is getting into my head!

>>211801788
Not if you're not on the actual website, she can only sense you if you're on fishtank.live

>>211801749
same its about time they brought on an incoherent schizo trying to make the fish understand them

Has Ellie done anything cute since this old bitch came in

it’s a solid solid product

She literally just said Ellie is made for me and will be bouncing on my TWP by the end of the week.

CRACK
SHIP

>>211801789
yeah kinda glad i learned very early on how all the shit is hodge podge grifting nonsense that is just pretty much deductive guessing

>>211801766
i wish she was my mom, BABY HUNGRY!!!!

35 is the new 25, I'm a kind young man, Ellie.

>>211801670
>>211801656
This is LE SATANIC!!!!
For real you christian larpers are so insufferable. you are watching a show made by a pedophile and a retard about torturing zoomers for money and then scamming them out of the prize. Just have a normal autistic obsession like trains or fighter jets or something.

>You know a Paul?
>No
>Well you will soon
How do people fall for this lmao

>knows about the europe trip
>knows chris
>knows entity
>knows about ellie x setch
bros...

>>211801726
how is binx simultaneously in the house and streaming the show?
does she have the gift of bilocation?

>>211801386
I think it's all the oldMDE fans actually. "I was around for le heckin MOMS lolol the shooter is Samuel Al-Hyed lolololol"

?

>>211801454
Epic!

>CHRIS IN S1 THOUGHT THERE WAS A CHINESE GHOST
>lady asks about someone named chris
>mentions chinese ghosts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpm51Srl5Js
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpm51Srl5Js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpm51Srl5Js
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpm51Srl5Js
HOLY FUCKING FUCK BROS WHAT IS GOING ON

>>211801726
The nonsensical smattering of wigs and makeup she throws together to hide her age makes me unreasonably angry. One thing I'll give nontent zoomettes credit for, is not being hyper fixated on the hag seething that becomes the entire identity of Binx/Mizzy.

So is this what my mom will become in 15 years?

>>211801846
You're gonna burn in hell Sam

>>211801708
Crowley believed fucking little boys in the ass gave him powers. This jewish shit is insane they are fully learning into the satanic ritual

>Drench is buying this
Of course the cavewoman is impressed

this is lynchian

SOME OF YOU WHO LOVE HORSES
ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

Artist guys, is this good?

>>211801767
This has been done a million times since the 90's but it's funny imo

i Love drench <3 she's so supportive of the old people doing their thing

SEAMUS SHAMANS NOW'S OUR TIME

absolutely wild camera work

>>211801809
Not to expose but to make fun of, same difference.

>>211801441
you're conflating
>i have romantic feelings for this person
with
>this person is a good contestant in a reality television show
Ellie is an objectively unentertaining fish. She creates zero drama or conflict which is necessary for creating entertaining live reality TV. They could replace her with anybody more entertaining than her and the show would be improved.

will she perform a prostate examination on ellie to check if her root chakra is aligned?

WTF is she for real? Anons hold my hand

>>211801830
I'm on ppv.to :) get raped Jet

>>211801844
this is too satanic for me

this is satanic

The witch cleared Ellie of the hamster allegations

>>211801858
holy shit she's an old mde fan

HIGH SCHOOL

They're gonna slip and let in a rude TTS

>>211801128
Creature owes /ftl/ her butthole

>>211801858
(captcha: MADDD)

>>211801846
TRVKE

>>211801454
hahahaha

>>211801708
she reads with the crowley deck

HS? Hyde Sam!

>>211801900
jews are satanic, yes

Everyone just going to ignore her total whiff with the “place with horses” guess lol

what awaits in Daniel's future?

>>211801858
>she watched season 1 to prepare

>>211801868
She had tarot cards with her, she's cooked.

Jet is putting a love spell on Ellie.

>>211801891
they all wrote down 10 facts about themselves before the show. jet showed the old lady the list

even she knows ellie acts more mature than the fuckin retard angelina

>still on Ellie
this is going to take HOURS...

>>211801211
dubs mean anon speaks the truth even if it is retarded beyond belief lmao

>>211801929
imminent death

SPIRIT AND ENERGY OF LIFE

ELLIE CANNOT STOP WINNING

>>211801884
She is only there because Jet always brings on a childlike or teenage girl he wants to fuck

I’m going to marry Ellie.

>>211801870
They were talking about Mr. Hands earlier

Ellie is very mature for her age, she's practically 25.

>>211801913
wasn't even TTS, no? straight up flirting on mic frrom the basement

>>211801182
Bob from Fight Club

>>211801928
yes

>>211801929
wape

>>211801416
I eat nothing that comes from bodies of water

old lady is marky posting

>>211801454
You can't curse what is already cursed

>>211801928
Pearl Davis has a horseface as I recall so maybe she's coming back with Nick Fuentes

>>211801867
>Crowley believed fucking little boys in the ass gave him powers
Do you have proof that it doesn't or are you just moralfagging?

>>211801846
learn to distinguish the evil of man and the evil of satan

>>211801867
It's called tantric sex (sex magic), but he never fucked kids, and magic isn't real unless you're a retarded schizo.

Italian tarot granny>Rachel tarot

Daniel's prediction is FUCKED

Tarot is fucked up. Try it at least once.

as long as she doesn't do root work on anyone, its whatever. if really worried, wear black tourmaline to negate any negative energy

im gonna go watch half life 2 beta videos this shit is too scary for me and im not even a tradlarper

>>211801948
hebephiles will say anything to justify their perversions

>>211801929
you will die a terrible, terrible death

>>211801891
you are like aryan man, is larping

>good love life
>going to be with someone that works with the universe
jet neptune

A person with the univers, like Neptune?

>>211801834
no

>>211801858
bros

>>211801420
would be more kino than bullying the magician

It would be funny if somebody called the kids and told them their mother is on a show called Fishtank.

I'm normally pretty lame and edgy, but people making fun of oblivious old people never sits right with me

>>211801686
anyone? need bully gf NOW

>hairy
It's Christoper Lynch... FUCK.

I'm now really starting to appreciate how sweet ellie's voice is

>>211801929
he's going to assault someone and go to prison

>>211801882
They've all been respectful to her so far, some mild TTS that she ignored but nothing bad

>Rosemary Altea tier cold reading
where is Randi where you need him

You can only access the spirit realm through intuition, it doesn't feed you clear facts. Like she doesn't know BWC but she knows it's something nice which she likes, something that brings warm feelings.

>>211801182
the bobby bacala

i cant stop saving all the pics and clips of ellie

>>211801979
>half life 2 beta videos
sick, richter is slop but his new video on it is alright
also yeah fuck this she's artist guys posting i dont like it

>>211801999
this lady is starting to rock tho?

i hate ellie's patronizing way of talking, very disrespectful and rude

>>211801444
>has to wear all the cheap Amazon costumes they ordered for Rachel
grim

This hag is boring

>>211801996
I will shit my pants if she mentions Marky

>>211801858
People laugh at them but there are people that can truly see beyond. This witch is undoubtedly one of them

>>211801853
Meh maybe you're right. But ive only seen this style of arguing arise in the past few months/years. People were shitting on Sam Hyde before this and never had this kind of response lol.

>>211801986
>>211801987
WTF BROS

Ask the bitch if Daniel will ever manage to fix his posture

>>211801975
It's just astrology with extra steps, same bullshit of vague meanings and feel good nonsense.

>>211801999
LISTEN HERE REDDIT KEK, FRED HYDE HAD IT COMING. I FUCKING HATE YOU DAD, I MEAN ACTOR WHO WAS IN ON THE JOKE AND COOL WITH IT

>within the next three weeks
BYE BYE ELLIE
BYE BYEEEEEE

THE WITCH JUST PREDIECTED ELLIES ELIM

What the fuck

It's impressive how effective these readings are on dumb people. Insanely powerful grift.

Freddy and Direnc are "getting goosebumbs". These are your guys?

>Ellie out week 4
fuck

>does someone in your family eat food?
>STOP IM GETTING CHILLS

working out while watching is a good combo

>>211801091 (OP)
QRD on today?
Too lazy to watch

she's a gemini? I'm guessing arye is a taurus or leo

>>211801484
hi peter

>>211801128
voidxway / tockceaser look this up and google will show more creature

are Direnc and Freddy really falling for this shit
christ

>>211802032
she repeats everything

chris lynch will marry ellie

>Ellie out in week 4
bro

>Ben tells the to shut up during the readings

>Fred automatically starts talking

fuck off Fred

>Is there a Thompson here?
>I sense she's young...
>She's left her mark upon this show.
>An arcane energy... 9 of them
What would Sam's reaction be?

They need to ask her who she thinks will win this season of Family House and check back in when the season is over

>she predicts that ellie will go home in 3 weeks
LOL

>>211802084
666

>3 more weeks of Ellie
eh good enough for me

Hopefully Daniel is disrespectful and she gets snippy with him giving him a negative reading (it would be accurate)

the show ends in 3 weeks you fucktards

can't wait for aryeh to shut her down and explain how its all bullshit

>>211802084
actual witch

>>211801999
>I'm normally pretty lame and edgy, but people making fun of oblivious old people never sits right with me
This is why Nathan Fielder's stuff works. He makes fun of people and himself at the same time. Sam can only take himself incredibly seriously because his dad left him with a permanent need for approval

>>211802076
Normies are gullible creatures. Reminder everyone in S3 thought a sentient AI was talking to them

>>211802092
they seem the type desu

>>211802092
they're just good sports. they were also the ones that were cheering the magician the most

>>211802092
Fred yes, Drench idk

>>211802062
who do you think you are contacting with the cards nigga?

what was the 4 weeks comment about

Did she just predict Ellie winning Family House?

>>211802090
Cease and desist looking up Creatures old Onlyfans leaks. She's married to an unemployed felon Nazi who sells ripoff MDE t-shirts on Instagram now so she's a reformed tradwife with a bright future.

>>211802146
ellie going back to california in 3 weeks

>>211802076
Freddy sounded sarcastic to me.

>WARNING!!!!!
>WARNING!!!!!
>WARNING!!!!!
>WARNING!!!!!
ELLIES VIRGINITY IS AT STAKE
JEW WITCH IS OPENING A PORTAL FOR THE DEMON TO SPIRTUALLY DEFLOWER ELLIE

whoever said drench the abo would be mystified by this shit, congrats you were 100000% right

marky marky marky marky

Does anyone have that picture of the Pixie in the garage? Seems pretty relevant rn

>>211801975
My mom worked in a psychic shop when I was a kid. It's all fake and gay.

>Cold reading and hot reading are techniques used by "psychics" or performers to give seemingly accurate readings without possessing genuine psychic abilities. Cold reading involves using general statements and observations to elicit information from the subject, who then unknowingly provides the details that make the reading seem specific. Hot reading, on the other hand, involves gathering information about the subject beforehand and presenting it as if it were revealed through psychic powers.

She just looked up their social media. Back in the 90's, it was a harder job. You can make a lot of money off retards and schizos though.

>>211802150
are you fucking stupid?

goran closeup

is sam not coming today? it'd be pretty EPIC WIN AWESOMESAUCE if sam came in and kicked her and her two stooges out.

>Keep the darkness away
BWC ONLY CONFIRMED

Is... is this show made by a... Ghost... a ghost of Kiev? I'm seeing him entering a marquee...

>>211802145
Nothing, the cards have vague meanings that you can apply to anything.

>>211802122
this will be kino

>>211802089
not peter but hiii

>>211801980
Ellie isn't a hebe she's 18, and she's very mature for her age. Ellie is going to become a pediatrician and we're going to get married.

Are they actually to scared to fuck with her cause of some middle aged fat italian guys?

>martial arts
SHE'S CHANNELING SCOTT

I wouldn’t entertain this demonic witch for a second. I am a humble man and for all my faults I am a man of God and rebuke wickedness.

>children especially
the other day ellie actually did say "I wouldn't kill a baby"

why did jet come up?

>martial arts
SCOTTY ROCK
yeah

i didnt know jet was hovering around her kek
>im around you ellie
>im a decent guy ellie
>i work with the universe

>MARTIAL ARTIST
IS HE IN????

>>211802098
Why is a clutter of old junk so comfy, bros?

I kinda get why the antique store was Nick's passion project.

>>211801929
sexual assauwt

this is gonna take forever

hmmmm your asian.... i see martial arts and a doctor

>she knows Charls
WAHT THE FUK

come on lady ask her if she knows CHANG

CHARLS?!?

Can we get an updated FTL post number graph? i have a feeling these threads slowed down recently

>>211802107
This is unusually intelligent for Neptroon. Zoomers all believe this retarded shit because they grew up without God in their life. Ellie will probably start sucking his cock in front of everyone if she believes the astrology tarot cards demand it.

>>211802170
the spirit

>martial arts
>charls
anons marky is next

>>211802176
>>211802177
kek

CHARLS WTFFFFFF

>charls
YOU FUCKING NERD

>>211802214
lmao, holy shit

Binx is building the worst house i've ever seen on the sims

>>211802181
Reddit/10 analysis
Congrats you’re a smart guy

>>211802177
a concept of a plan

>>211802233
kek

>>211802132
>Normies are gullible creatures. Reminder everyone in S3 thought a sentient AI was talking to them
No they didn't. They either thought it was Jet in the basement or knew it was some form of Twitch style TTS. Only Burt was that fucking dumb.

>>211802177
>>211802190
>Rushing decisions has led to mistakes this season

>>211802092
>I’m getting goose bumps!

This is unironically a good bit

if she starts Markyposting I'll kneel Jet

>>211802224
imagine hahahaha

FREDDY GOT ELLIE FRIENDZONED BY THE WITCH

I'm going to fucking puke get her out she's spoiling the future

>>211802193
100% lol you could tell by the way they were scrambling around

>>211802249
kek
>ANY ORIENTALS? DO THEY KNOW MARTIAL ARTS AND ARE BIG ON NUTRITION? MAYBE OF A SEAFOOD NOODLE DIET?

>MAX
ANGIES BF

>MAX
OH NO NO NO ANGIEBROS

>>211802269
kek

>max
angie is dead

>>211802214
fucking kek

>>211802176
>>211802177
9/10

Austin Major 2025, SEMI-FINALS - paiN Gaming vs. The Mongolz

>she knows kel_tec
WTF

>>211802177
why does he look so leathery?

holy fuck daniel is retarded

BUBBY MENTIONED

I sat by the ocean
And drank a potion, ellie, to erase you
Face down in the boulevard, yet I couldn't face you
There ain't no use in gooning
It doesn't change anything, so ellie, what good does it do?
Your simps, they all sympathize, maybe I don't need them to

Imagined I'd be your one and only, Instead I'm the lonely one

You, me and a angie

Silence is closer, we're passing ships in the night

>>211802214
HAHAHAHAHA

>"Whoever is max has a good energy"
>looks at Daniel
>"Not you though"

>>211802214
cancel that racist bitch

>>211802167
who is this?

>>211802291
ABORT ABORT SHE ONOWS ABOUT THE PLAYRROOM

>>211802269
I think even jet would kneel.

>>211802277
nah it was about arye. arye is the 1 that sings all the time

MAX MENTIONED
MAX HATES DANIEL
ANGELINABROS

>WTFWTFWTFWTF?!?!?!?!?!?

>>211802208
Emiru still attractive without her pounds of makeup on

>>211802177
>those nose hairs

>I sense a woman with the name Thompson... Thompson, anyone know a Thompson?
>She marked a turning point in someone's life.

>>211802259
Yeah even famous house 2.0 someone referred to it as "chat" right away like a streamer kek

#RapeJetNeptune

>>211802132
A customer this week told me the job he wanted could be done because ChatGPT said so.

>>211802308
faggot

This is putting me to sleep.

>chris
>charls
>max
wtf

>>211802253
the pieces of paper allow you to talk to LE SATAN

>I'm sensing your friend... She's in the playroom but... In danger...
WTF?!?!!

>max
Holy fuck Daniel still getting cucked

Hi Mike

Hottest Fish of all time.

Michael's good people?

>>211802177
>soon my dear

>the lion
>Aryeh is the lion of Israel
I’m starting to believe in her witchcraft.

>leo sign
>travelling to england
guys im gonna fuck ellie confirmed

michael.. we're getting closer to marky. fucking imagine jet's reaction if this crone markyposted

>>211802313
Random Internet Whore #1289033094589034850934

>>211802326
I'm gonna watch hong kong 2 podcast cause I saw sexy luke is on it!

>>211802342
We've got a smart guy over here

Someone that has knowledge in this type of stuff, I.e., origin in history, methodology, and validity, please post links for me or give me a qrd. Thanks :)

>random name
>who?
>youll meet them in the future
Simple shtick but it works

>>211802352
I thought this until her IG live, really scuffed

>>211802144
drench is 1000%. chicks love this shit.

>Michael
>Mike
>Mike Enoch
>wants to be right wing grifter
SHE'S GETTING A SHOW ON THE RIGHT STUFF

>>211802342
No just low level spirits probably

>>211802319
I wish she'd go natty more. Also stop hiding her jaw, forehead and ears with her hair.

PLEASE PLEASE MENTION MARKY

chris lynch, charls, cowboy, and rachel's husband all mentioned

is she gonna do these long ass readings for everyone ugh

>>211802319
fag

>>211802361
Good luck saar

>all you want to see is peace. Peace is coming to you.
EXTREME PEACE

michael... she's getting warmer bros

I live right next to mountains, bros.

>>211802214
jews are... based?

>>211802214
lol

>>211802367
>HONG KONG TOO!

>>211802308
That song is so fucking good. Homme is the GOAT

did they even feed the old bitch?

SHE NEARLY THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT'D

You better shuffle that deck old bag.

>>211802208
Who’s this beautiful woman?

>theres many young women surrounding you
>asuka and rey?

Dan's reading scares me in advance

>>211802355
i'm michael. thanks for saying that :-)

>>211801726
I would but Trish isn't live right now

THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT

>>211802343
kek

>think it dream it do it posting
holy shit this is hilarious

Daniel L incoming

>i believe in Jesus Christ
>performs tarot readings
>thinks jews are God's chosen people
strike 3 jet

>>211802376
damn... ill invite her to my pool party

this lady is actually freaking me the fuck out. is this real?

>Think it dream it do it
Wtf how did she know?

I love that Freddy is falling for this shit

>>211802399
Why does production always buy the shittiest liquor. Get some tequila or something ffs

>>211802330
>Yeah even famous house 2.0 someone referred to it as "chat" right away like a streamer kek
During FH total nimrods like Ian were quick to notice that all of the challenges started around 5pm which was primetime. Ian has a vocabulary of maybe 200-300 words and could figure out the show was live. Season 3 fans are the ones that got duped, almost all of the fish instantly could tell something was wrong and that the wiggers were bullshitting them. Only Burt and Alex who is a heroin junkie were dumb enough to not notice the show was live.

jet L

she will awaken the darkness in d dude's heart

>>211802431
no

>>211802409
>shitting on carpenters
Faggot

>>211802404
Undercooked sea food would literally kill her

>>211802404
she feeds off their energies, silly goy

btw where can i find ellie tribs?

Why does Sam keep allowing satanic people on his wholesome Christian family show?

tarot is based

>>211802431
Yes she’s a demon

Only Daniel could ruin one of these readings lmao

daniels gonna jsut ruin it with his retardation and autism

>robin
Haley and Dan confirmed

>reads Jet
>"Bad energy. Terrible energy...."
You just know

she's gonna pass out after flipping one of these cards and sensing deep evil in daniel's soul

>>211802431
See here

>>211802172

>French moved away from Freddy and sat next to setch
Fredsisters……

>Daniel's gay
LMAO

>>211802431
mark

If she manages to pull the name Mert for Drench, I'll believe in magic.

WHO IS A GAY

>>211802411
Whos back is worse?

THE GAY PEOPLE IS HERE

>reads daniel
>"who are the gay people?!"

I'm hoping Sam has a roid fueled meltdown and kicks her for promoting non Christian ideals

DAN IS GAY AND CONFUSED ABOUT MINTZ

>>211802458
we have a discord, 600 people strong already

>>211802468
>handcuffs.....and doordash....no skincare products in your life

Direnc is actually bisexual

Robin?? Dan is Batman Arye is Robin!!! She’s got him

THERE'S GAY PEOPLE HERE

she's outing production as fags LMAO

>there's gay people here
>it's goldstriker
STRIKE 3 FREDDY

>it's Goldstriker
Freddy is big purple posting

>a fag will come to them
FUENTES CONFIRMED FREELOADER

>>211802158
unfathomably based return to form for a former e-whore

Fred's edierocking and big purple posting this is really fucked

>>211802431
Phycids aren't real. They literally do background research and shit on the schmucks they prey on

>gay
>will come talk to them
Nick Fuentes

>A gay is coming to talk to you.
BLACK
URBAN
ROUGH
TOP

>>211802496
invite me i wanna see ellie dicked

SHES TALKING ABOUT BURT

>>211801182
Anti-Mints

What's his gimmick?

Getting a lot of confusing gay feelings around this house

>>211802467
>robin
>max
Its like poetry

>>211802543
kek this is probably it

Too many gays and tranny fuckers in production to name just one

>Daniel is a Christfag
It's all starting to make sense now

Freddy buying into this is so funny lmao

>>211802543
kek that might be it

>>211801182
Reverse Stud

>>211802543
KEK

she just saying shit

>>211802431
>nigga never heard of cold reading
>implying the wiggers didnt also feed her info

>>211802352
Hottest body
Mid weird face
Extremely naive and trusting

>>211802525
HOLY SHIT I'M A BELIEVER

>>211802468
they never say bad things

>>211802529
how the fuck did he know about Charles Baggano? Or the poison ivy? He just randomly researched Paulie through 3 degrees of separation (himself, Paulie's goomah's cousin , Paulie's goomah)????

I'd go as far as to say believing in any religion is the mark of low IQ

>>211802533
>>211802542
Burt's Bi retards

>>211802543
Hahahahaha shit you're right

>>211802543
Daniel doesn't have a lisp

Christ is King

>88
What did she mean by that?

aryeh said he'd fuck a perfect "woman" if she had a penis but was perfect in literally every way so it could be him

>>211802529
>They literally do background research
You're just as dumb if you think that's needed.

this is becoming a funny bit just because of all this shit being vaguely adjacent to fishtank-adjacent stuff

>>211802570
your waifu is getting the shit knocked out of her by her retarded boyfriend right now

>>211802581
Whoa up voted kind stranger

>>211802586
hey Burt I told you to use a tripcode

A 90 year old woman has better posture than this troll

>>211802547
lmfao

>>211802593
you're splitting hairs.

>>211802593
>hur dur uhm ackshullay it is a speech impediment durrr

88 BOOKS

ALL MY WITCHES N WIZARDS LOVE HITLER

WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

This is terrifying
Why is Sam allowed this satanic shit?

>>211802610
posture mogged

>>211802520
Sam needs to help him address that problem
I don’t like that jet hates his guts, it’s every unprofessional

shes vaccinated
ABORT
SHE HAS UNCLEAN ENERGY

>>211802603
thats pretty much what this bullshit is and it makes it easy to spot when presented this way

>>211802559
>yes I believe in christ
based I gotta admit

>>211802581
Red/dit take, but true.

>>211802600
or it could be direnc who is actually bi

Literally Mama Murphy from fallout 4

>Needs Jet to see her visions

>88
1488? Tayleigh confirmed?

>>211802603
The fishtank extended universe is so big you really can make all the connections if you look hard enough haha

>>211802623
>This is terrifying
Jet thank you for making these tards seethe

So Im guessing today is just a chill day after the Elimination yesterday?

when is the haha bit supposed to happen

best bit of the season so far desu
>what is cold reading?
Look up James Randi on Larry King with Rosemary Altea and laugh

This is the most fun I've had reading these threads this whole season.

>>211802642
What the fuck is this real?

THREAD PROTECTION PRAYERS:
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THREAD PROTECTION PRAYERS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7jcRTCz-tQ
THREAD PROTECTION PRAYERS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7jcRTCz-tQ
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>>211802529
its called cold reading faggot. you literally just make really broad over-arching statements and the person you're reading fills in the rest themselves. it literally takes half a second.

how did she know that

>>211802495
He was da gobwin he wanted aw awong...

>>211802028
exact video i was watching lol

>>211802617
>>211802614
>please don't bully me i'm an ESL and i should be able to use words wrong

a lisp is where you make a TH sound instead of an S sound, it is not similar at all to daniel's speech impediment

She can’t read Daniel bc he’s too autistic

>>211802642
>>211802570
one of the pay pigs tricked her into flying to him, i hope he has a playroom 2.0 for her.

>>211802642
hot mouth

>>211802642
hellish throwing your genes away like this

>>211802654
Probably like 10pm when freddy drinks

>>211802623
Probably because he's not a retard who believes in Gods or magic.

>>211802640
right but it makes it funny to post about and pretend it's real

I don't fuck with the dark arts. End this bit already

this shit fucking STINKS

>>211802637
Calcified pineal.
Fake psychic confirmed.

>the soul is in the heart
Is this agreed upon among metaphysicians? I wonder how people come up with this bullshit.

>>211802665
You guys post like my 80 year old catholic grandma

>>211802665
>Catholic Prayers

No thanks

>>211802581
THIS
im enlightened only by my own intellect

OH MY GOWSH