Imperator ืืจืื edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jet has summoned Lori Bruno, a Creole witch http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
-- Angelina has LOST the candy elimination
-- Sam CONFIRMS Nick Fuentes will be on Fishtank https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1936141578105413722
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K
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>>211799831
Where the hell is my beautiful Angelina? I spent real money on this show for the first time ever just for her to be discarded after 2 fish had already been removed on week one. I hate this fucking shit.
how do i make sure I never contract whatever disease is causing these hands
>>211801793i'm fucking trying man
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Ironic that Sam discussed the movie Wicked and the concept of inverting good and evil with Arye.
Meanwhile, the audience worships this jew sloth for his extensive media consumption.
A 'hobby' he can only indulge in because he is a drain on society.
Smart enough to go to school and spend all day on reddit but can't contribute?
Maybe fishtank is actually evil because this shit seems to happen every season.
>"The degen is actually a cool funny guy!"
>>211801748Kill yourself before 70
>>211802116he's literally so mentally disabled he can't tie his own shoes
any recent goonable Ellie footage?
>>211801429 (OP)I thought it was a joke but it's been a week...
They're appealing to FAGGOTS now unironically...
Holy fucking shit
Haven't watched this in a few days now. It sucks. How will they get 5 more weeks out of this
kalei is coming to kansas tomorrow and we are gonna mog the whole town
why does jet need to be on camera right now?
>who is the builder of houses in your life
>old lady starts psychic reading
>immediately asks if they know a "christopher"
>proceeds to start rambling about chinese spirits
>Chris in S1 thought there was a chinese ghost named Steve in the house
https://youtu.be/Hpm51Srl5Js?t=70
This is beyond Neptunian
>>211802116Interesting post, anon. You're saying we should kill him, yes?
>direnc denies being bisexual
>>211802116Dude was literally wearing his pants backwards the other day
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what the fuck was josie thinking?
absolute nontent today
those special guests, the magician, now this weird bitch. who thought this would be entertaining
>>211802560just say the word
You will be raped... by... production... along with many many others... there is one being raped now... an...Angelica?
>>211802626she's a narcissist. She only thinks about how she looks and appears to people. She just needs some relatively plain looking guy to do things for her.
>>211802365thats awesome I love that bitch
How long before Rachel is back as a freeloader? I imagine it will be within a week.
>>211802758She's 1 for 4 on these guesses with Dan
Dear /ftl/ who is Zoltar to you... ?
She's literally talking about freddy now
>>211802626She's retarded, anyone with that wigger style would've won her over as long as they can take all the stupid zoomer and wigger shit.
Iโm new to this show, Iโm not sure I understand what the joke is here
>>211802799Why hasnt Jet fucked his sister
>threads are mostly discussing past seasons
it's so over
>in your life I see.... a pole
>>211802834Maybe it sounded better on paper
>>211802799does her pussy have a unibrow
jet i need to know
DOES SHE HAVE A BUSH
JET
>>211801429 (OP)Where is the link of sneedchat?
>I thowght I diwd.
Angewa, I'm sowwy.
I went to a psychic once and she told me to stop masturbating to porn I save in my phone
>>211802834dude, chill out, this is only their 4th season (not counting the 3 mini seasons) they're still learning
>>211802842his dad got there first
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Schizoposters, we got our first lead.
>>211802890Does she? No.
Could she? Hell yes.
>>211802834They wanted to bully the old lady but she brought goons with her
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>sit up straight
>still curved
>>211802116yes just because someone takes advantage of the system and doesn't wageslave into it does not mean they can't be likeable or funny.
What happened today? Worth tunining in again?
>Finally guesses a name right.
>Direnc and Freddy: wtf
St. Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou,
O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan,
and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world
seeking the ruin of souls.
Subtards fall for this shit lmao
>>211801429 (OP)Aryeh is slowing becoming less deformed.
Interesting
>>211802979He can't sit straight, it's physically impossible
>>211802991There is a fortune teller that is fun to shitpost about in the thread rn
>>211803010then should have him lay on his tummy and have ellie stand on his back
>>211801569itโs advantageous to remove entertaining fish week 1 please understand anon
>locked in on Chris lynch
>called out the Chinese investors
>calleb out bubby
>said think it dream it do it
>named Dan
>named Angela
Guys, I'm scared
>I must not feaw. Feaw is the mind-kiwwew. Feaw is the little-death that brings total oblitewation. I will face my feaw. I will pewmit it to pass ovew me and thwough me. And when it has gone past I will turn the innew eye to see its path. Where the feaw has gone there will be nothing. Only I will wemain.
Jet downstairs falling for this shit, pathetic
>ANGELA?
>CROOKED
>NOT GOOD
>>211803040That would kill him
>>211803027>a fortune tellerugh wake me up when there is a lie detector
we're in here
>>211802967
>>211802834We have concepts of a joke
>>211802116>contributenigga you dumb as hell.
How the fuck is Daniel going to be a good father, he's literally a retard.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Purplemoths/
angie rebbit
Her sons prob looked up the show before she came on and collected this information
>HE WAS A CONSUL OF RO- *munch munch munch*
>tarot reading in a fucking reality show
>old lady starts psychic reading
>immediately asks if they know a "christopher"
>proceeds to start rambling about chinese spirits
>Chris in S1 thought there was a chinese ghost named Steve in the house
https://youtu.be/Hpm51Srl5Js?t=70
This is beyond Neptunian.
>>211803090watch forest gump bro
>>211803100Or Jet and Ben told her.
Dan would be a horrible father don't encourage him
which thread are we using YOU SPLITING FUCKS
satanic bit watching asmongold in the meantime
>>211803100Yeah this is basic PI work. Find someone's Facebook and go through their timeline
>>211803100wiggers said not to call it fishtank because they were afraid of this very thing happening
Who is... Sam.... Hyde? He fucked... a child... is still fucking children.... at the marquee.....
>>211803122Daniel is evil Forrest Gump
>im feeling a random assortment of letters and a number
>thereโs an rโฆ
>and a 9โฆ
>and finally a kโฆ
holy fuck
holy shit bros, I think Rachel just passed away....
It really is essential that they have gullible idiot like Jon or Freddy to fall for the bits every season lol
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I'm seeing a Mark... or maybe a Tom... they're in danger
Drench and Fred believe this shit, Arya is the final boss for this old woman
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>>211802982This is 3rd worlder thinking. There wouldn't be a system to leech off of if nobody worked.
Also, the main point of that post was the inversion of good and evil (which you are actively falling for) not just trashing on neets.
>>211803188>Uhhhh sorry to interrupt but could you follow me to the basement?
>>211803201I'm sensing my cock in her tight pussy in the near future
>finally content
>wiggers ask us if they should end it
When does Xavier come out to bully this old hag?
She's not doing all of them right? I might go out for a cig this sucks ass.
>>211803059SHE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE โFEAWโ TO DANIEL
>>211803269come back in 2 hours
can't wait to hear Arryeh bring up Spongebob (again) while the woman reads his future
>>211803245HmmmโฆIโm sensing that you watch while I fuck her
Which fish from the previous seasons would completely no-sell this old lady?
>>211803267You are MEAN and I hope you have a BAD EVENING
>>211803078Doesn't even have to be work related.
This nigga can't even wipe his own ass, you can guarantee he is actively a drain on his family and everyone around him.
THE WITCH IS A COALBURNER
>>211803337do people rape post on tv or has my mind been warped by other boards
90% certain Daniel is gonna win and Direnc will be the runner-up. Areye will be third
how do I locate and marry Angelina?
>im sensing a raping blob is in the vicinity
>>211803094Her post 13 days about how to handle Frank Hassle said to organize against him, but that's what happened to her for no reason :(
>Seth is so boring they skip him
>>211803100"Psychics" always just make stuff as vague as possible and slap it at the wall and hope it sticks kek there' no secret investigative word.
>JJJJ VERTICAL BAR CIRCUMFLEX
>Skipping Seth
kek good one wiggers
Got damnit, I had a TTS lined up to call seth a boring faggot in a subtle way.
>Let's skip Seth!
Okay
You got me Jet
>>211803437good thing they kept him over angie that was really smart
what the fuck was she literally talking about a torn up bible (jons?) bros i think im unironically a believer
You just know Ben thought of that one lol
>seth sits down to get his fortune told
>"uh, lets skip seth"
>he has no future
Neptunian
>>211803000Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
she's gonna bring up the brother
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Pretty sure I found Lori Magika's Yelp page. She gained a shit ton of weight in 2 years.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/magika-salem-2?rr=5
>>211803587I'm sensing a traumatic event involving a knife, a dark evil Muslim presence
>>211803579but we were first
3 ex boyfriends at 28 is not too bad
>named all three exes
Now I'm getting spooked
>>211803717it's not that hard when there's 50
>>211803337>bwc could be here
Imagine Daniel walking down the runway
>>211801569Jet's giving her a streamer bootcamp soon dw
>>211804001she looks like a princess
So what's happening?
I tuned out when Rachel left
We need a freak FAST
why's jet been being such a pissy faggot the past few days?
>>211804086hasn't raped ellie yet
>>211804086Past few days?
>>211803335Jimmy would pedantically explain cold reading and tell her he was lying about a yes answer just to look superior for 3 seconds
how much did it cost to fly drench out, knowing that she was a crackhead who might immediately crash out and have to leave?
Child molestation confirmed by the witch
How do you think Sam feels about Jet being the closest thing he'll ever have to a son unless Rhode Island implements an abortion ban without a rape exception?
>>211803692I'm 28 and I have 25..
>Drench doesn't want kids
Maybe Ellie wants kids
>>211804224aidsfaggots are like that
>>211803894WHAT THE FUCK!
>>211803234Don't care. People like Aryeh and I will continue to leech off the hard work retards like you do so we can live a life free of stress. Now get back to work and earn my monthly check you slave.
>>211804133i don't remember him threatening the fish 4 days ago
somebody link this thread when the time comes. Don't let it be skipped again.
>>211804395retards keep splitting threads
>>211803267I was thinking the same thing
>>211803234a 3rd worlder would be all for slave work for pennies. elon wanted to import them for a reason. REAL developed countries are looking into less work hours.
>>211804266Millennial women don't want kids, zoomer women do but they'll only entertain having them with older Millennial men (like me) because we weren't saddled with ruinous lifelong debt and can afford to raise them.
Wow drench is a fucking retard
>>211802186Yeah she laid on the couch in socks.
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>>211803622Lori's ancestor was involved in some esoteric cosmological shit back in the day, this bitch has the genes of men who could access the akashic records. There's no other explanation for her witchcraft
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giordano_Bruno#Cosmological_claims
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ok. where are the direnc cam archives? asking for a friend...
>>211804282You don't have to be jealous. I'm lonely and suicidal because of it
how is it that they only ever get the mental case egirl bpd type-specimen sort of female mde fan and not the evil malebrained sadist sort? would be much better suited
>dog spelled backwards is god
>HEHEHEHEHE
what did she mean by this
This is boring and retarded
this crackwhore camwhore with face tattoos and an ISIS brother would be an amazing mom
>>211804539It's a reference to something freddy said last night
>>211804539Jews hate god for punishing them all these years ago
>>211804539>Stickermule>The Monkey king>The Cobra>Simbal the Lion>Black Bull>"boil the frog">Mama Wolf>Piggy>Ravenblood>Fish
reminder, we get this gypsy satanist witch today instead of sam.
>>211804477imagining an alternate timeline where i'm in the tank too and she's the one who got dogpiled yesterday, and me taking her shoes and socks off while she's tackled and direnc telling me to grab her candy and me being like, "what candy?"
itโs pretty obvious sheโs just an /ftl/ poster that has no lifed the season so far
all this potential....gone
>>211804530duh that's why I'm not jealous
She just said
>DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS is GOD
that's EXACTLY what Freddy said the other night over and over
>WTFWTFWTF!?!?!
WTFWTFWTF?!?!?!
>WTFWTFWTF!?!?!
WTFWTFWTF?!?!?!
I AM IN NEED OF ANGIES IG LIVE PLEASE
>WHO IS JIN
SHE IS MARKY POSTING SOON
>>211804602who cares, sam is fucking boring anyway
>>211804636>it's a sheJin troon confirmed
>who is reddit jin
wtf how did she know
>>211804643fuck off she's mine
imagine typing "Christ is King" into fishtanklive chat
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>im seeing a girl with a bloody nose
>>211804627I miss her so much bros.
>>211804635This one fucked me up honestly
im gonna be mad if this is what they had planned for a saturday
>Freddy's mind blown
>Ellie laughing at his reaction
>>211804627But we have seth kino
>>211804549nah, this is peak. Doomposters literally raped and obliterated. Peak Fishtank.
freddy crying at the molly read lmao
the girlfriend he got drunk and beat up :(
did they already do ellie
>>211804664plz, I don't watch on that place to avoid the cringe
>>211804664Christ is king, now let us see your asshole Drench
>>211804681Freddy is endearing sometimes lmao
italians are such crybabies
>im sensing a..a benbussyleaks
>>211804698yeah she was first
this is obviously bullshit but man some of the things she's saying is crazily spot on
i love that the curly hair cameraman always gets yelled at on the loudspeaker by jet to film better
>>211804627the vibes are off without her
>>211804686nigga is on that pure uncut copium
>who's Jimmy
>who's Jin
>good energy
>>211804681Freddy is the realest nigga who's ever been in the tank.
Soulless chink can never understand.
when did she meantion BWC?
>hire a famous psychic
>plan to fuck with her
>she shows up with her grandchildren which are like 5 40 year old tanks
>jet very nervous in the basement surrounded by fucking gigachads ready to pummel him into dirt if they fuck with his grandma
lmao
>>211804698they did Ellie first
>>211804681Idk how its possible to hate her
>>211804713>Does the word "mogged" mean anything to you?
>>211802116you really think ary would fit in at school or in the work place?
>freddy
sovl
>drench
sovl
>magic deniers
cringe
>>211804698they did her first and she has no soul from being a bug person so it didn't work
>>211804643Angelicareyess
>>211804717she's cold reading dude
Freddy is such a faggot for crying over this.
>>211804698yeah she said ellie will have sex with me
Klaus....your brothers in hell join him
>>211804706Literally itโs a genuine person instead of being autistic or so irony poisoned and fags here canโt get that
>>211804713>im sensing a klaus... his brother is burning in hell
>I feel... a group of people... out there somewhere.... bored...so bored...
WTF???????
>>211803692Only 3, the rest of the time was spent blowing random dudes in allies.
>>211804724nobody outside the same 12 retards still posting in /ftl/ (dying platform) is doomposting. You are on copium.
Mist is extremely breedable
I wanna fuck him
>>211804714fuuuuuck thanks ill wait until someone posts a recap on youtube
>>211804717The fishtank universe is so large that things will always hit
direnc and freddy falling for this so hard is hilarious
>>211804717and a broken clock is right twice a day
>>211804732I'm sensing the energy of a man who was raped in the summer of 1992.
>>211804726>Jimmy>Jin>a womanโฆ good energyโฆThatโs a miss
MISTER METOKUR covering the fishtank vtuber hullabaloo soon! How will Daniel and Aryeh react to be calling retards by their FAVORITE STREAMER?
>>211804733This. Jet is demonic.
>>211804735Yeah the grandma called him out for beating molly
>>211804733thats what makes the bit so good
Iโm sensing a claireโฆ.no a claudiaโฆ.anyways
ellie what the fuck are you doing back there lmao
making as much noise as possible to drive away the spirits
Can someone explain how these readings work? Is it like power of suggestion or do they just wing it? It's bullshit but I find it interesting.
>>211804768you can rewind the youtube stream
I haven't had time to watch the show because I've been keeping a hawkish eye on The Angel of /ftl/'s social media. Have the wiggers admitted their mistake, and pulled the plug yet?
how will aryeh crash this? he is way too autistic for this. imo he is going to preface with 'i dont believe in this' and make the crone crash out and say she can't do it on a non-believer
>>211804744no the live she did when she got eliminated
>diddlydoos... kickey kickems...
>>211804750Nah, she's straight up hot reading. She looked all this shit up on social media.
>>211804752He has a soul you dont
Seth should honestly just walk downstairs or flip the table, he knows everyone hates his nontent now.
its getting a bit old now
>>211804723not just that, she was such a big part of the dynamic with daniel and freddy and was becoming a villain
>>211804797Jewish kabbalah magic
>>211804766They tuned out, you're left with jimmyfags
There's no kino here boys
>>211804797 watch fishtank live
>>211802830>wearing a beanie makes you a wigger
>>211804781Mr.Metokur is coming to the fishtank to yell at Nick Fuentes on his cancer deathbed
>>211802673do it aryeh should be taken out back
imagine if Fatty got the Rachel treatment and we never saw him again after 1 week
>Freddy's mom and this old lady both call niggers "diddly doos"
>she just keeps fucking bringing up Italian names now cause he told her he's Sicilian too
lmfao
>>211804781wasnt this guy supposed to die. why is he still around
>>211804797For something like Fishtank, they could have just looked into it before coming on. Usually, it's just cold reading bullshit that misses all the time.
We're all bored as fuck by this right?
>>211804818shes getting a bit old too now
Lol she just said Salvator because he told her hes Sicilian earlier
>>211804797>Cold reading and hot reading are techniques used by "psychics" or performers to give seemingly accurate readings without possessing genuine psychic abilities. Cold reading involves using general statements and observations to elicit information from the subject, who then unknowingly provides the details that make the reading seem specific. Hot reading, on the other hand, involves gathering information about the subject beforehand and presenting it as if it were revealed through psychic powers.
>>211804781Hes covering the VICE articles a troon wrote about her calling her a nazi.
>>211804797It's literally just cold reading, that's all there is to it.
>>211804750well yeah no shit it's just funny how she said angela and stuff
This bit would be funny if Sam was getting a reading too but he's too busy promoting his failed unfunny sequel to his 9 year old cancelled sketch comedy show
>>211804797You just say shit until it hits
>>211804851yeah the threads are more entertaining but that's the norm
How the fuck did she know a name like bonito, this shit is real
>>211804820yeah the wiggers are fucking retarded
>>211804844is that the girl from blackpink
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>>211804844not even close
>>211804627Ill never get over this
>>211804797They "doxx" people, essentially. They pay for information and access to social media accounts so they can learn as much as they can about people
>>211804797Intuition is a real phenomenon and the more you practice it the stronger it is.
A witch who's been actively practicing for decades will be extremely talented and can seemingly pull things out of nowhere. Science still can't explain it
>>211804602Psychic readings arenโt really satanic itโs just a generic โgood things are coming, be good to yourself and others, donโt let others treat you badโ
>>211804844ellie isn't even Korean retard
>>211804781Sad to see. Pre-covid Jim would never do something like this. No quarter for the weird shit she is into.
>>211804847>to die. why is he still aroundI thought he was dying like 6 years ago wtf
That's freaky, Direnc, that an Italian knows someone with a common Italian name.
>>211804797google cold reading nigga
>>211804844Uncanny valley aliens
>>211804844socials? just looks like some random kpop b
>>211804869sam would refuse this on the grounds of it being too scary for him
>>211804797it's called cold reading. used to be popular 30 years ago on day time television with john edwards being the biggest name. there's a technique to it that i never cared much to learn about it, but if you do just search "cold reading."
aryeh's is gonna be funny as hell
>my grandpa's been around me since...yeah
since you were a kid probably? fucking retard lol
Xavier needs to bust in the house now.
Klaus is the wizard of loneliness
Freddy's little dog-like brain is getting fried in real time
>>211804869Sam would start crying
>guys all your lives are gonna be fixed very very soon
>>211804797>>211804886yeah this old lady doxxed Freddy, she has Freddy's IP address and is using his cookies to scam him here
>>211804875Because Freddy told her he was Sicilian when she first came in so now she is going to keep bringing up Italian stuff because she knows that retard Freddy will bite on all of it.
>>211804887>He actually believes in witchcraftCome on now
counterstrike history is being made right now...
The goons will fuck up Aryeh
>>211804761I like him. Probably the only Fish that hasn't made me want to kill him yet. The people comparing him to Alex B are retarded.
>>211804797They throw out a common trait to a few people like โLeoโ or โpolice officerโ or โloves animalsโ then use hints from the customer in order to draw out a specific person - โmy grandpaโ โmy exโ
The safe option for psychics is to give a positive spin like โnegative people in your life, youโve pushed them out, youโve had some crazy years but youโre going into a positive yearโ
A more ambitious psychic will make negative predictions as well but thatโs riskier because it may offend a client
>>211804890She's half Korean and half Vietnamese.
>>211804869>wp was cancelled because.. we did a sketch called jews rock!!>not because of my incompetence and total disregard of all those around me
Himothy gang, how we feeling?
>>211804797The big ones like on tv, scrub the internet for info of their viewers in the studio, but this bitch is just spamming names until it hits.
>>211804702here you go. surprisingly pink, i expected a much darker, browner anus. perusing her labia, my person preference is slightly smaller but i should imagine they are very soft, hopefully she maintains her vagina better than the beard she is currently growing.
>>211804890She is. She's a double gook.
>victory card
freddy vs direnc final with freddy w confirmed
>>211804844ellie is hotter and its not even particularly close
I will put babies in her whether she wants it or not
>>211804890Half Korean, yes
How many people are left I'm just going to watch the mongels v pain game instead lol
>>211804907it's not cold reading, she was given a script based on the information the contestants gave production
>>211804911what mental disability does fred have wtf
>>211804844It's weird how asians from asia vs asians from America have different motor skills.
Like the move their bodies (arms fingers) in totally different ways to their counterparts
they should've hired that jew oz the mentalist
>>211804627>Literally everything you can ask for out of a female fish>Bullied off in about a week
>>211804922Reading isn't your strong suit
Post YFW sam walks in and gets his fortune told, and she says
>i sense someone named....mark
>>211804844your soul was raped by ugliness if you prefer right
>>211804627Should have just said fuck it Seth youโre going home instead, challenge didnโt give us a good result.
Reminder that the FBI used people like this to help their murder investigations
>>211804926How did she know about Angela? There are things in this world that are beyond our understanding
you've gotta live and create, anon
>>211804741he said he went to uni for politics or some shit so ya hes definitely capable
also currently on a live show if that wasnt a clear indicator
>>211804960is this nigga crying? when was this?
>>211804976I think that's been debunked.
Has Ellie's animal gore fetish been verified?
I like how when she gets a parents' name right she just says "they love you very much"
>>211804916>She brings up a few things in succession that resonate>Sam does that thing whre he goes ohhh-hoo-hoo-hAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE all choked up on the verge of tears>I'm feeling the name Mark... Mark... This person was a turning point for you...>I don't know any guy named Mark>No, not a man, the name Mark here has a feminine energy
>"Who is [every name starting with M]
>"MARY IS MY FIRST BOYFRIENDS COUSIN"
People unironically fall for this shit on current year 2025?
Itโs always nice when someone tells you not to kill yourself and to live in light. Sometimes you need that shit
>>211804959its clearly cold reading
>>211804981Don't lump me in with you, you retard.
>that barely legal girl is pretty hot
>nice
>Luke runs out in Red Shark costume and decks the witch in the face
would be peak Goranian kino
>>211804961Severe alcoholism + drug abuse + CTE, his brain looks like Swiss cheese
>>211804641The first Ftl princess
Go up for a reading Jet. Come on, let the /ftl/ lads have fun
>>211804989Lastnight I think Ben called him a retard or something
>>211804938something about women presenting their snatches makes me disgusted
>>211804989last night at like 3 or 4 am. he got yelled at by ben for washing the dog bed
>>211804933In the bradley martin interview from a few days back he said the show got cancelled specifically because they told him to delete the MDE subreddit and he refused on principle.
Imagine being Chuck/Nick/Andrew and losing your big shot at fame because your friend doesn't want to get rid of Reddit.
>>211805017barely legal is still legal nigga!
>>211804976They used wiccans to find Hitlers bunker in WW2 too
She has an earpiece in
Thats why she is wearing the big hat
Jet and the crew are feeding her info from downstairs.
>WOW NEW YORK NO WAYYYYYYY
>>211805006GUESSING THE NAME EMORY??????
FUCKING EMORY????
>>211804989after he cried like a retard for getting yelled at for putting astroturf in the washing machine lol
No way she said New York, either she's fed info or she's the real deal.
Iโve seen girls like Ellie with the uber white chads. She could easily get a millionaire rich ass white boy if she wanted
Woah, an Italian has relations to New York? That's crazy.
>>211805029>i sense bad energy.... evil energy... you are not a good person.
>>211805018The founding fathers, Greeks, and Romans would die laughing at the idea that all people should vote.
>>211805009It made him cry like a little faggot lol whats wrong with him
>>211805017Jet eyeing her HARD
he wants to RAPE HER
save ellie save ellie save ellie kick her off immediately save her save our vietgook princess
>>211804990Considering the FBI have a bunch of gay files on remote viewing they absolutely did use psychics and anyone saying they didnโt is doing damage control
>>211805059thats the goal
>>211805054She's 100% been told some info about specific fish, why would they not tell her
>>211805045YES
hence the misheard names
>>211805059nigga keep your cuck fantasies to yourself
>>211805029Jet is far too afraid of being embarrassed in front of the girls
>>211805001Yeah this 90 year old lady is booting up fishtank.live and researching for hours before going on. Be real dude.
>>211805068who's that little yellow person?
>18th of July
FREDSTER WINNING
>>211805060EEYYYY i'm walkin here
So... you know a Salvatore, Geno or ever eat spaghetti?
>>211805045...it all makes sense now
its scripted guys, they gave the 85 year old a 3 hour long script that she remembered
>>211805054or you can make an educated guess the guy with an accent who's into arts and music wants to go to the big city, if it wasn't NYC shed pivot to California
Freddy eliminated on July 18, exactly one week from the final day.
>>211804952o7 anon
remember that sylvia didn't want kids either
>who around you works as a lawyer
>my lawyer
This is fake but it's definitely a skill and she's clearly good at it.
>>211805029Only reason I'm watching. Ben and Jet need a reading
FISH, WITH THREE CONTESTANTS ELIMINATED IN JUST THE FIRST WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO UP THE ANTE BY INTRODUCING THIS SEASON'S FIRST FREELOADER. EVERYONE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MAD CAT-LON
>>211805045She wouldn't compromise herself like that and she's been doing this shit for years
>Carmela
>Salvatore
Now she is just dropping half of the Soprano cast lol
woah... she connected italian american with new york. they must've briefed her beforehand.
This lady yaps worse than 6 Fatties
Sheโs deadโฆ.
Wrapped in plasticโฆ.
>>211805105kek this it's just cold reading, half of them aren't even right
but she has hit pretty crazily a few times
>>211804974blinded by simp vision
you just know freddy will be telling people about this encounter for years to come LMAO
>>211804934winning
>>211805106they're on the east coast right now
and he's also fucking italian
>he loves me all the time
>>211805093She has her sons with her and probably even has other people to help her. She's old, she probably doesn't even handle the aspect of people contacting her to go to events.
Honestly the witch just has good vibes.
So when does Sam come on and berate the old person in a totally comedic way until she leaves the house crying?
I think i figured out how it works, and why she has goons with her.
she has an earpiece and the guys in the basement have a mic and are extracting information for her, while she herself was also getting information during the dinner.
>doesn't know a nick or george
I'm not even american and I think everyone at least knows of someone named that.
>>211805148wiggers are retarded
>my uncle Frank
>he loves me all the time
>yes he does
I like how Freddy is 36 but had the naรฏvetรฉ of an 18 year old
One of the better craigslist bits. Debate me.
so is there no actual bit
or is it gonna happen during Aryeh's reading
nah they didn't coach her, some people are just scarily good at guessing based off vibes people give off.
>>211805062they are Roman though (Daniel, Freddy, witch) and others are successors of Rome or have heavy Roman/Greek genetic similarity (Direnรง, Aryeh)
>>211805122No way dude. It was way harder when my mom did it in the 90's. You couldn't just look up people's social media. Being a psychic these days is easy as fuck.
>>211805162not a single fish has mourned her
>>211805045she would be doing way better if that was true
>>211805132Do you know a Franco, a Frankie? Does gabagool mean something to you?
Imagine they did this shit with a cast that featured Jimmy
he's constantly interrupt and call her a fucking fed before starting to swing at her
>>211805122Yea, she'd legit be more interesting if she dropped the mystic bit and just yapped
My uncle Frank he loves me all the time!
>>211805168i don't know a single george
>>211805168Nick is a wop name
>>211804934I kind of like him being excluded its a funny bit. together with his quiet personality he is just invisible to the viewers and the other fish.
>3.8k watching on youtube
Angelina took the audience with her.
>the Greek people are good people
Was that a jab at Direnc? Based grandma
Will Sam get pissed at Jet about this?
>>211805161>Sam tries to start some shit>she talks about a girl who broke his heart and changed him forever>she asks if anyone knows a Mark>he just stares at her for a minute before turning and leaving, slamming the basement door
>asking an italian about the name anthony
wooowww thatโs crazy
>>211804962i do miss the sidebar with the rooms on the side. dunno why they removed that so early on, jet it up i guess.
>>211805179Yeah and Freddy's pretty stereotypical
>>211805155You're being silly, assuming an old lady has a team of 1337 hackers to do deep dives on clients.
Occam's razor applies here
These cold readings wouldn't work on me because I don't have any friends, coworkers, ex-girlfriends, etc.
>>211805036i skimmed past the bradley martin one but couldn't tolerate it due to mayhem and damiel being insufferable retards also sam had the absolute worst takes on zionists i've ever heard (he said the high iq jews should go be high iq in israel not amerika, disregarding the fact they are in those positions due to kike nepotism and not due to ethic or skill)
On his podcast tour he's been going with the they got cancelled due to one sketch, and not because sam is a total faggot that just had to be quiet and not speak on anything (charls said in his schizomeltdown)
>>211805161That was Jetโs plan but she brought her sons and Sam is doing podcasts today so now he canโt do anything but sit in the corner
>>211805029>you have a strong connection with an object>a big purple object
>>211805009its nice to hear, i got really really fucking depressed yesterday when i heard dan and arye talking about being autistic and fearing for the future when their parents die
>>211805045No fucking shit or did you forget their palantir connections
>>211804887>Science still can't explain itYou just explained it though.
>>211805045oh my science youre right
>>211805209Sam is a larper, he doesn't actually give that much of a shit
>>211805164she just says random vague shit and they connect the dots for her. if they don't know the person or the thing, they'll encounter it in the future.
>She's just straight up saying Italian names. like 5 in a row so far
>>211804305>live a life free of stressMassive cope and you know it. Never meet a neet that has even a shred of fulfillment in life. Your days are probably filled with frustration and boredom.
I just quit my job because i saved up enough money to pursue other endeavors. So i'm not working either right now but probably living a much more comfortable and fulfilling life than you, with opportunities ahead.
Tarot is based on kabbalah btw
cole and letty gone by the end of week 1.
you are now left with the most pathetic retard autist that fails at everything, a soulless chinese teenager, a concussed burnout alcoholic, a crackwhore, and poop spongebob.
>>211805144>right: picture taken by silly wigger on a reality tv show that wants them to look silly. she still looks incredible>left: bug tries REALLY hard to not look like a FREAKEllie mogs
She has an ear piece you guys, sorry to break it to you
id rather see them hire a psychologist for 1v1s with all of them than this
>>211805214>Soprano does that mean anything to you
>>211805222she's be able to tell that just by lookin at you
>I'm seeing a Luke and I'm seeing he got rocked by you and was wobbling before going full force despite being a trained boxer like a pussy
>>211805209Jet is presuming Sam won't find out about it
>>211805214>I sense the name Salvatore...>I don't know any Salvatore>Not now... not now... Ask your family. Much older...
>>211805179its just cold reading
she throws out some vague info the person can latch onto then uses their answer to continue the lead. Its basic as it gets. You throw shit and the human brain forgets the misses because it gets surprised by the hits
>I hear something about law, law enforcement>oh we have a family lawyer>OH I KNEW IT
It's nearly seven. I hope Sam comes in for a reading.
>>211805217the clickable map of the house in s2 was really cool and useful
>>211805029I sense.. 9000 Robots..
>>211805252Yeah she never asked that shit about Daniel and even laughed when he said heโd be a model
>>211805252Anyone could, that's not a talent
>I sense one of you is.. an alcoholic junkie faggot!
>[Freddy looks visibly shaken]
>>211805220Why do you need hackers to watch a livestream that's free and write shit down? You're acting like she had to Jason Bourne this with the Mission Impossible team.
>>211805217They take half the season to add the quick access map everytime. You'd think they would just have it ready when the season starts but wiggers.
>>211805045>>211805082>>211805086you guys are retarded if you don't know how this works
can we get a reading on bbc bex?
is she still alive and is she ok after the incident?
>unironically markyposting
UH OH
freddy got really weird and quiet when the name zack/zach got brought up
>>211805263like fucking boogers out her nose, really good look, stupid bitch
SHES MARKY POSTING GET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE JET
ellie naked on the floor crying after being assaulted by 4 people twice her size
>>211805210Iโd kneel irl if the marky poster was a random psychic
>>211805162kek when did this happen
>>211805280>I uhhhh dont know anyone like that!
>>211805258Mostly hot reading.
>>211805302its gonna be awesome
I like these types of bits. The lie detector one too
I feel like trump would be good at this
Has Daniel done the Daniel dance again since he first learned it?
>no one is holding you back live your life
he's going on a massive coke binge when he gets out.
>>211805214Do you know a... a certain.. type of meat called gabagool?
>>211805258That's just to prime the intuitive deductions that sometimes actually seem spooky.
>>211805217the interactive map was super useful yeah, i expected it this season
>Mark....y? Marky?
SHUT IT DOWN
Do people really have their family and friend's zodac signs memorized???
>>211805302I'm going to prison if something remotely like this happens
>>211805263I'm sensing someone delish
Everyone impressed with hag's cold reading watch this kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ouZzbyspw
No need to thank me
>WHO'S MARK
>cameraman instantly leaves
holy fucking kek
>>211805289she's literally repeating words they've said in previous days, that's being FED to her, stupid
Arye, stop aggressively rubbing your hands, dammit.
>>211805258And itโs always basic stuff like names and professions. Wow who gives a fuck?
Crashouts who donโt have real jobs the kind of people who seek out psychics
>>211805271kabbawah and tawot
who's had a reading from her already?
>>211805290She mentioned rebecca befor e
>>211805318yes but this is getting to be too long
this old bitch lowkey has aura!
The wiggers would have nontent planned for the weekend.
>Mark... Marky?
>Marky Thompson!
Cut the feed Jet
Meta question but 4chanX is no longer supported, what extensions are you using to make this site feel usable again?
>>211805340I don't even know birthdays, I'd be fucked in this
>>211805303>you're kinda ruining the vibe we're gonna move onto the next challenge
she really phoned in the last two
why did Fred seemingly start shutting down at the end?
>>211805335Nobody used that.
ARYEH's turn this will be peak CINEMA
>>211805359everyone but arye
>>211805263trish delish my favorite fish
>>211805340If you know when each sign starts and ends you can just tell by their birthday
these readings are so scummy i hate this old bitch
They should put that seafood away by now
>>211805349she's not wearing a fucking ear piece you dumbass
Nice jewdar on this broad.
He is too autistic for this
>generic jewish shit
>aryeh doesn't actually do any jewish shit
this gonna be good
>>211805390I'm saying I don't know their birthdays nigga AND it's weird to know when the signs are
aryeh too autistic to play along, it's over
>doesnt answer question
>tells him the answer
The wigger botting ITT is fucking awesome dude straight up shameless
>Ask the jew if there's a rabbi in his family
WOAH SHE'S GOOD
>Aryeh too retarded for her to ask leading questions
NEPTUNIAN
A Mark? or a Tom?
Very important
Marky or a Thomas... Thompson
Something went wrong here
A child maybe
>>211805346nobody's impressed by it
the S3 one was way better than this
especially with the binx questions then reading the answers out loud
>>211805400the effect is the same, retard, either she was fed the information beforehand or she's being fed it actively
>I'm getting very bad vibes about a Spongebob fellow... like a falling out
>>211805306think that was when cracker jack was killed
Aryeh gonna treat this like a therapy session
>Aryeh listen to me i don't have much time.... you must.. you must go to the wall and ask for forgivness before its too late. find your family.
and then she dies of a heart attack
end scene.
Not wanting kids for women is a meme stance. She will instantly change her mind when she meets the right guy. And I'm going to be that guy!
why is arye lying? he converted to islam
>Cantor in the temple
/pol/ schizos what is this?
>>211804627dropping jin and angie was a mistake
>>211805409Well if you don't know when your parents' birthdays are you're just a bad son unless they were abusive
>>211805340Somehow, every woman I know keeps a complete record of all of their acquitances zodiacs
>>211805429that's the million dollar question
>do you know a eugene?
>a eugeneโฆhe really likes moneyโฆ.
>I'm sensing someone shy... Fluttershy perhaps?
>>211805408>doesn't do jewish shiteverything he does is subtly jewish.
>I'm sensing a Goldberg in your family, maybe a shekelstein?
file
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>The name Joopy ring any bells?
Need to see their readings so bad
is ben actually 50?
stop memeing me im retaded
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I love when they answer wrong and she shouts at them
does the Jewish man like to sing and have a rabbi in his family
Itโs literally not too late to kick Seth and bring Angie back. Just fucking do it you hack bastard
>Do you know anybody named Bob? He had a great work ethic. Something to do with burgers and the sea.
>>211805438She doesn't know shit about any of them retard. If it was hot reading she would share actual info.
so her job is just being old and having a decent amount of general knowledge
>the names....patrick..........and sandy..................what do they mean to you?
>>211805479>>211805481Fucking faggots, Anti content police
>>211805455I didn't say parents faggot these niggas are talmbout brother in laws and old roommates and shyt
>im sending pineapplesโฆ.and waterโฆ.
>Jet and Ben actually eating this shit up
>you betrayed someone, a girl who loved you
the wiggers should've fed this line to Daniel, to fuel his seethe over Angie
>do you know a stein? i'm getting a banker
>im sensing a money lender
>jet and ben come up in case there's more markyposting
>they can't actually do anything because the mafioso goons have guns to their backs
lol
/ftl/ is full of stupid people today
>>211805450She's just calling him a singing jew.
>spoiled that ellie's leaving in 3 weeks
>spoiled that direnc is going to win
>spoiled that a gay guy is coming (nick fuentes)
>criticized the wiggers' drug use
>said that jin is a 'good guy'
>marky posted
>still on the show
more coddled than cole
>Who's a singer?
>I don't have any singers in my family
>Well if you haven't checked everything
The boldness of this bitch
She's slamming her cards down in frustration
>>211805503is jet edited?
why does he look bloated?
>he is the final boss
let's go arya expose this fraud
>>211805207Jet is gonna make Ellie pull out the feet to get views back at this point
>>211805462fucking kek made me laugh
>>211805479this fat fuck has no neck
Aryes autism is gonna get her goon sons to come up and crack their skulls
>>211805495he was born in 1975
>>211805407the false prophet pedo mohammad has blessed him astaghfirullah
>>211805470Many merchants in your family, a lot of bankers, do you know an Abraham?
Why are jews like this lol
>Do you know a... Bob? Bob Le Sponge?
>>211805436>>211805480>>211805500>43 minutestells me everything i need to know about modern /ftl/
he's debating the old woman kek
>>211805447wtf do you want psycho killer genes in your kids?
Based autistic chad mogging this hack.
>>211805535it's a day that ends in Y so yeah
>are you talking about genetic determinism?
PFFFFFF
>Genetic Determinism
Cold read this retard you old hag
Stop shit testing her you kike
mints does too many pings
>>211805516WHY DIDNT ANYONE SAY IT
anyone watched the hong kong 2 podcast is it good?
>>211805518Theyโre here to get read next
>>211805535Literally unable to have fun
Aryeh is gonna defeat this old lady
>she cant do her usually trick
>He's too autistic and doesn't know anybody or have any friends
HAHAHA
>there is a manx cat and a chihuaha in your life
Aryeh is a couple standard deviations too high for her bullshit
kek he's too retarded for this
>>211805346I used to like James Randi until I found out he was a cocksucker
>>211805529would have been kino
>>211805511SHE HAS, and production has already said as much about her "predictions", that they are significant
surprise, it's shit Jet has in store for them
His autism is pinging off the charts
>>211805535the people having fun or the people seething over people having fun?
>>211805534they know they cant be murdered live on stream. its their safe space
>>211805495he just turned 21 like a week ago
I love this Autistic Kike more than I ever should
She needs to cut the reading short kek
This won't work on him.
>>211804975Or just simply say Rachel had the least amount of candy. Would've been a funny rug pull with them wasting all that energy.
>>211805579this made me laugh. your faggot posts rarely do that.
>>211805566Let me just spend an entire hour of my day watching some old ass fucking larry king interview
Maybe give us some highlights, nigga
>SYDNEY CHEEKS LIKE SPONGEBOB
>>211805587Itโs good to get more ben
>>211805562>JP Morgan......Chase Bank.....Black rock.....does any of this ring a bell?
>she went silence
keep going arya
How many questions do you think we'll get to before he brings up a cartoon?
mints just type in chat like everyone else faggot
Hes so autistic even the jew magic can't read his mind
/ourguy/ is too strong. the deeper the grooves the more power he has.
>>211805594he has friends though unlike the daniel type of autistic
There has to be a childrens show with a character named sydney right?
I knew a Jewish guy named Sydney who was a pedophile sex criminal and he killed himself
>>211805570The world needs those genes in play for the time that is to come.
>I'm a man without roots
thats some metal gear solid shit right there
>>211805594YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE EMPEROR AUTIST
>>211805514>>211805516Based autist defeating the hot reading
Aryeh cares more about Spongebob lore than his family lore.
guarantee he thought of May from Pokemon instantly
Lol this is basically how it'd go for me cause im a hikkikomori
>>211805570 Yes so they can bludgeon your kids with ease
Aryeh doesn't know anyone so the random names won't work lmao
based aryeh shutting down this stupid bullshit
>>211805606yeah someone named Lynn is going to come in and change Direnc's life. stupid faggot
>>211805650the jewish dracula is called sidney appelbaum
>>211805515You think you will make it to 80?
>>211805606You are mentally retarded. It's fine, lots of people are retarded.
>shit tests her
>she calls him a friendless loser
zoom into jets gross toenail
>the names don't work
>"why are you always traveling alone?"
KEK
>>211805661So did you anon...
>realizes this guy doesn't have any friends
>why does it look like you travel alone?
can't get anything out of the autistic Jew so I'll call him an insecure loner
>>211805650>jewish guy>pedophile sex offendermany such cases
>>211805667She will change her strat
>>211805647THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uuxIrwoynw
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uuxIrwoynw
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uuxIrwoynw
>>211805566i was saying nobody's impressed by the old hag. also i already know this guy
>>211805647This is where he currently is
Oh man she's really struggling hahahaha
Your magic has no power over me WITCH
>i like being around people
>but its hard to find people i connect with
Aryeh is too autistic for her abilities.
She's the real deal, he has a black soul protected by satan that she can't read.
>ping ping ping
why are you nerds watching on the site?
I'm sensing a Patrick. Do you know anyone by the name of Patrick?
>Arye can't shuffle cards
>>211805672that's the irrelevant shit, stupid, you can't parse it because you're just too dumb
Just let your autism GO Aryeh!
these frauds are fucking evil, kill all of them I don't care that she's 120 years old
>just straight up bullying aryeh now not even reading him
his autism is shielding him from her EMF jew beams
Jet will rig the season so Direnc doesnโt win just cause this lady predicted it btw
Aryeh's autism is a psychic shield against the witches dark magic
>>211805690Yeah Iโm gonna be honest it is weird that the only sex offender Iโve ever met IRL was Jewish
Sheโs getting cooked by his autism
this bitch is really judgy
Watching Angie get physically dominated repeatedly yesterday awakened something in me. I want to pin a young girl down and make her do things she doesn't want to do too.
>>211805710haters will deny this FACT
>>211805715Eugene perhaps?
>im a man, a man without roots
>Duran Duran starts playing
>>211805740Sam would never let her win.
This is the best bit of the season.
shes really missin the AI talk with the chrome dome here when the power of mysticism is no match for him
technology always wins, hag
If SpongeBob comes up in this reading I will kneel
he is going to ruin this crone's career. he is way too sperged for this. he is 109% going to tell her it is cold reading and explain to her how it is done. will be interesting to see how the crone handles mastersperg.
>>211805740she just said direnc would leave within six weeks, she said freddy would have a victory in the next few weeks or something
I DO NOT KNOW ANYONE THAT OWNS A TELESCOPE
She's detecting his autism
>>211805740>tha synchronicity dudeeee
>hermetic order of the golden dawn tarot card
What did they mean by this? Didn't Bliccy talk about Rosicrucianism once? Weird. Masonic symbolism much?
>>211805713What is ping ping ping?
>>211805766Sam let Burt win
These threads have saved the awful bit I'm actually laughing so hard
>>211805755become a fishtank producer
>you don't know them know but soon you will
what a hack! lol
his brain has been calcified by cartoons she can't get through to him
I'm indifferent on this bit.
>>211805710Literally this. Jews have built in protection
>>211805766People said the same thing about Burt.
The fucking costume with the sharpie in his scalp grooves, my fucking sides. I fucking love this retard so much
>>211805771i will say sorry to Jet if this happens
She canโt get a hit on Aryeh since he doesnโt know any real peopleโs names, so she calls him a loner loser and tells some irrelevant story and generic positive advice
wut
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>Have you ever been alone?
How could she have possibly known that?
>I'm sensing someone close to you in the banking industry
>>211805786He won so hard he started to markypost.
>>211805600yea it was rough to find out but then i separated the art from the artist
I noticed this lady has trash-talked Catholicism at least twice unprompted so far
>doesn't work
>be yourself! do the things you wanna do! let yourself be free!
kek this rules
BASED ARYEH EXPOSING THIS FRAUD
>>211805495I found this niggaโs momโs ghetto ass shitbox in California
>You gotta let yourself be free
Is she basically telling him to stop being autistic lmao
>>211805740Arguable that freddy or direnc will win based on her reads
>>211805771He told her that its his favorite cartoon earlier btw
>>211805782on the steiny interview, nick mentions the golden don oddly
>>211805741fucking lost, hes too powerful
>>211805771He already mentioned Spongebob to her. She just doesn't have experience with autistic hermits to use that to feed her intuition.
Aryeh's brain doesn't work in a way that tries to find connections and fill in the blanks for this woman. He's literally immune to this bullshit.
>>211805835Yeah
>Be free! Enjoy life!>Can I get paid now?Kek
>>211805809this lol it's so funny
does drench have ear tattoos
She's gassing him up too much now, he'll start raping.
>>211805862>me watching anything other than Ellie being cute
BUY ARYE BUY ARYE BUY AYRE
>i'm afraid you are mistaken
mints stop pinging you fucking faggot just type in chat
nobody cares
>>211805654HAS THE MEMORY GONE
ARE YOU FEELING NUMB
>>211805862shes getting fat
wtf this looks so retarded
Aryeh won. Old bat lost. Jin also won.
>>211805871>bullshithe's protected against Christian magic by the finger lakes on his head.
hes changing his own fate & history in real time to fuck with her
>she doesnt even know the galileo lore
the church didnt go after him because of his theories. Its because he demanded the bible be rewritten to acommodate for it, and kept preaching heliocentrism while the Church was telling him to slow down a bit
>>211805935she's an Australian crackhead, what else do to expect?
>ARYEH'S JEWISH
>SHE INSTANTLY ASKS WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK
JET, I KNEEL.
>>211805912She intuits that saying that to skeptics may feed their ego in a way that makes them more open to magic. This is how sorcery actually works.
>>211805678she's just psychic
Jin, Angie and Aryeh won. Jet lost. Lori Bruno lost.
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They're feeding her lines straigaht from FTL
>BANKER? MONEY? FLORIDA?
OY FUCKING VEY!
>>211805726she can't read him
HE IS DOOMER POSTING THE CRONE KEK
Aryeh wants to live in Orlando because of Disney World lmao
Jet picked up on the banker line instantly
>starts arguing property investment with her
Can you guys please stop saying this guy doesn't "act jewish"
>>211806096immediately brings up animations and cartoons
Autism 1 Witchcraft 1
>>211806133Jet sells out aryeh
>>211806165keep coping
you couldn't fucking handle your entire secular coward paradigm being shifted with the knowledge that this stuff is real
I woke up from a nap and the witch is still there