Thread 211801429

Imperator אריה edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jet has summoned Lori Bruno, a Creole witch http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
-- Angelina has LOST the candy elimination
-- Sam CONFIRMS Nick Fuentes will be on Fishtank https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1936141578105413722
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K

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Previous: >>211799831

Where the hell is my beautiful Angelina? I spent real money on this show for the first time ever just for her to be discarded after 2 fish had already been removed on week one. I hate this fucking shit.

how do i make sure I never contract whatever disease is causing these hands

Die young

>>211801793
i'm fucking trying man

Ironic that Sam discussed the movie Wicked and the concept of inverting good and evil with Arye.

Meanwhile, the audience worships this jew sloth for his extensive media consumption.

A 'hobby' he can only indulge in because he is a drain on society.

Smart enough to go to school and spend all day on reddit but can't contribute?

Maybe fishtank is actually evil because this shit seems to happen every season.

>"The degen is actually a cool funny guy!"

>>211801748
Kill yourself before 70

>>211802116
he's literally so mentally disabled he can't tie his own shoes

any recent goonable Ellie footage?

>>211801429 (OP)
I thought it was a joke but it's been a week...
They're appealing to FAGGOTS now unironically...
Holy fucking shit

Haven't watched this in a few days now. It sucks. How will they get 5 more weeks out of this

this shit fuckin STINKS

kalei is coming to kansas tomorrow and we are gonna mog the whole town

Aryeh resembles luke

why does jet need to be on camera right now?

>old lady starts psychic reading
>immediately asks if they know a "christopher"
>proceeds to start rambling about chinese spirits
>Chris in S1 thought there was a chinese ghost named Steve in the house
https://youtu.be/Hpm51Srl5Js?t=70

This is beyond Neptunian

seth = gay

Wen nick?

>>211802116
Interesting post, anon. You're saying we should kill him, yes?

>>211802116
Dude was literally wearing his pants backwards the other day

what the fuck was josie thinking?

absolute nontent today
those special guests, the magician, now this weird bitch. who thought this would be entertaining

>>211802560
just say the word

You will be raped... by... production... along with many many others... there is one being raped now... an...Angelica?

>>211802626
she's a narcissist. She only thinks about how she looks and appears to people. She just needs some relatively plain looking guy to do things for her.

>>211802365
thats awesome I love that bitch

How long before Rachel is back as a freeloader? I imagine it will be within a week.

>>211802758
She's 1 for 4 on these guesses with Dan

Dear /ftl/ who is Zoltar to you... ?

She's literally talking about freddy now

>>211802626
She's retarded, anyone with that wigger style would've won her over as long as they can take all the stupid zoomer and wigger shit.

I’m new to this show, I’m not sure I understand what the joke is here

>>211802799
Why hasnt Jet fucked his sister

>threads are mostly discussing past seasons
it's so over

>>211802834
Maybe it sounded better on paper

>>211802799
does her pussy have a unibrow
jet i need to know
DOES SHE HAVE A BUSH
JET

>>211801429 (OP)
Where is the link of sneedchat?

>I thowght I diwd.
Angewa, I'm sowwy.

I went to a psychic once and she told me to stop masturbating to porn I save in my phone

>>211802834
dude, chill out, this is only their 4th season (not counting the 3 mini seasons) they're still learning

>>211802842
his dad got there first

Schizoposters, we got our first lead.

>>211802890
Does she? No.
Could she? Hell yes.

>>211802834
They wanted to bully the old lady but she brought goons with her

>sit up straight
>still curved

>>211802116
yes just because someone takes advantage of the system and doesn't wageslave into it does not mean they can't be likeable or funny.

What happened today? Worth tunining in again?

>Finally guesses a name right.
>Direnc and Freddy: wtf

St. Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou,
O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan,
and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world
seeking the ruin of souls.

Subtards fall for this shit lmao

>>211801429 (OP)
Aryeh is slowing becoming less deformed.
Interesting

>>211802979
He can't sit straight, it's physically impossible

>>211802991
There is a fortune teller that is fun to shitpost about in the thread rn

>>211803010
then should have him lay on his tummy and have ellie stand on his back

>>211801569
it’s advantageous to remove entertaining fish week 1 please understand anon

>locked in on Chris lynch
>called out the Chinese investors
>calleb out bubby
>said think it dream it do it
>named Dan
>named Angela
Guys, I'm scared

Jet downstairs falling for this shit, pathetic

>ANGELA?
>CROOKED
>NOT GOOD

>>211803040
That would kill him

>>211803027
>a fortune teller
ugh wake me up when there is a lie detector

we're in here >>211802967

>>211802834
We have concepts of a joke

>>211802116
>contribute

nigga you dumb as hell.

How the fuck is Daniel going to be a good father, he's literally a retard.

https://www.reddit.com/user/Purplemoths/
angie rebbit

Her sons prob looked up the show before she came on and collected this information

>>211803000
AMEN

>old lady starts psychic reading
>immediately asks if they know a "christopher"
>proceeds to start rambling about chinese spirits
>Chris in S1 thought there was a chinese ghost named Steve in the house
https://youtu.be/Hpm51Srl5Js?t=70

This is beyond Neptunian.

>>211803090
watch forest gump bro

>>211803095
Yum

>>211803100
Or Jet and Ben told her.

Dan would be a horrible father don't encourage him

which thread are we using YOU SPLITING FUCKS

satanic bit watching asmongold in the meantime

>>211803100
Yeah this is basic PI work. Find someone's Facebook and go through their timeline

i love the midwest

>>211803100
wiggers said not to call it fishtank because they were afraid of this very thing happening

Ben illuminati confirmed

Who is... Sam.... Hyde? He fucked... a child... is still fucking children.... at the marquee.....

>>211803122
Daniel is evil Forrest Gump

>im feeling a random assortment of letters and a number
>there’s an r…
>and a 9…
>and finally a k…
holy fuck

holy shit bros, I think Rachel just passed away....

It really is essential that they have gullible idiot like Jon or Freddy to fall for the bits every season lol

I'm seeing a Mark... or maybe a Tom... they're in danger

Drench and Fred believe this shit, Arya is the final boss for this old woman

>>211802982
This is 3rd worlder thinking. There wouldn't be a system to leech off of if nobody worked.

Also, the main point of that post was the inversion of good and evil (which you are actively falling for) not just trashing on neets.

>>211803188
>Uhhhh sorry to interrupt but could you follow me to the basement?

>>211803201
I'm sensing my cock in her tight pussy in the near future

>finally content
>wiggers ask us if they should end it

When does Xavier come out to bully this old hag?

She's not doing all of them right? I might go out for a cig this sucks ass.

>>211803059
SHE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE “FEAW” TO DANIEL

>>211803269
come back in 2 hours

YEAH!

can't wait to hear Arryeh bring up Spongebob (again) while the woman reads his future

>>211803245
Hmmm…I’m sensing that you watch while I fuck her

Which fish from the previous seasons would completely no-sell this old lady?

>>211803267
You are MEAN and I hope you have a BAD EVENING

>>211803078
Doesn't even have to be work related.

This nigga can't even wipe his own ass, you can guarantee he is actively a drain on his family and everyone around him.

>>211803337
sex

THE WITCH IS A COALBURNER

>>211803059
>>211803278

>>211803337
do people rape post on tv or has my mind been warped by other boards

90% certain Daniel is gonna win and Direnc will be the runner-up. Areye will be third

how do I locate and marry Angelina?

>>211803094
Her post 13 days about how to handle Frank Hassle said to organize against him, but that's what happened to her for no reason :(

>>211803100
"Psychics" always just make stuff as vague as possible and slap it at the wall and hope it sticks kek there' no secret investigative word.

>Skipping Seth
kek good one wiggers

seth bros.....

Got damnit, I had a TTS lined up to call seth a boring faggot in a subtle way.

Lmao

>Let's skip Seth!
Okay
You got me Jet

>>211803437
good thing they kept him over angie that was really smart

what the fuck was she literally talking about a torn up bible (jons?) bros i think im unironically a believer

You just know Ben thought of that one lol

>seth sits down to get his fortune told
>"uh, lets skip seth"
>he has no future
Neptunian

>>211803000
Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

>>211802967
>>211802967
>>211802967
this one first

she's gonna bring up the brother

Pretty sure I found Lori Magika's Yelp page. She gained a shit ton of weight in 2 years.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/magika-salem-2?rr=5

Drench 100% buys this

>>211803587
I'm sensing a traumatic event involving a knife, a dark evil Muslim presence

>>211803579
but we were first

3 ex boyfriends at 28 is not too bad

>named all three exes
Now I'm getting spooked

>>211803579
Shut up bitch

Who’s lin?

>>211803717
it's not that hard when there's 50

>>211803337
>bwc could be here

Imagine Daniel walking down the runway

>>211801569
Jet's giving her a streamer bootcamp soon dw

>>211804001
she looks like a princess

So what's happening?

I tuned out when Rachel left
We need a freak FAST

why's jet been being such a pissy faggot the past few days?

>>211804086
hasn't raped ellie yet

>>211804086
Past few days?

>>211803335
Jimmy would pedantically explain cold reading and tell her he was lying about a yes answer just to look superior for 3 seconds

how much did it cost to fly drench out, knowing that she was a crackhead who might immediately crash out and have to leave?

Child molestation confirmed by the witch

How do you think Sam feels about Jet being the closest thing he'll ever have to a son unless Rhode Island implements an abortion ban without a rape exception?

Angelina owes me sex

>>211803692
I'm 28 and I have 25..

>>211804209
true

>Drench doesn't want kids
Maybe Ellie wants kids

>>211804224
aidsfaggots are like that

>>211803894
WHAT THE FUCK!

>>211803234
Don't care. People like Aryeh and I will continue to leech off the hard work retards like you do so we can live a life free of stress. Now get back to work and earn my monthly check you slave.

>>211804133
i don't remember him threatening the fish 4 days ago

boring
o
r
i
n
g

somebody link this thread when the time comes. Don't let it be skipped again.

Dumb broad is bombing

>>211804395
retards keep splitting threads

>>211803267

I was thinking the same thing

>>211803234
a 3rd worlder would be all for slave work for pennies. elon wanted to import them for a reason. REAL developed countries are looking into less work hours.

>>211804266
Millennial women don't want kids, zoomer women do but they'll only entertain having them with older Millennial men (like me) because we weren't saddled with ruinous lifelong debt and can afford to raise them.

Wow drench is a fucking retard

>>211802186
Yeah she laid on the couch in socks.

>>211803622
Lori's ancestor was involved in some esoteric cosmological shit back in the day, this bitch has the genes of men who could access the akashic records. There's no other explanation for her witchcraft
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giordano_Bruno#Cosmological_claims

>>211804475
same

ok. where are the direnc cam archives? asking for a friend...

>>211804282

You don't have to be jealous. I'm lonely and suicidal because of it

how is it that they only ever get the mental case egirl bpd type-specimen sort of female mde fan and not the evil malebrained sadist sort? would be much better suited

>dog spelled backwards is god
>HEHEHEHEHE
what did she mean by this

This is boring and retarded

this crackwhore camwhore with face tattoos and an ISIS brother would be an amazing mom

>>211804539
It's a reference to something freddy said last night

>>211804539
Jews hate god for punishing them all these years ago

>>211804539
>Stickermule
>The Monkey king
>The Cobra
>Simbal the Lion
>Black Bull
>"boil the frog"
>Mama Wolf
>Piggy
>Ravenblood
>Fish

reminder, we get this gypsy satanist witch today instead of sam.

>>211804477
imagining an alternate timeline where i'm in the tank too and she's the one who got dogpiled yesterday, and me taking her shoes and socks off while she's tackled and direnc telling me to grab her candy and me being like, "what candy?"

Jimmy mentioned

it’s pretty obvious she’s just an /ftl/ poster that has no lifed the season so far

all this potential....gone

>>211804530
duh that's why I'm not jealous

She just said
>DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS is GOD
that's EXACTLY what Freddy said the other night over and over
>WTFWTFWTF!?!?!
WTFWTFWTF?!?!?!
>WTFWTFWTF!?!?!
WTFWTFWTF?!?!?!

Channing's milky jugs

I AM IN NEED OF ANGIES IG LIVE PLEASE

>>211804602
based

>WHO IS JIN
SHE IS MARKY POSTING SOON

>>211804602
who cares, sam is fucking boring anyway

>>211804636
>it's a she
Jin troon confirmed

>who is reddit jin
wtf how did she know

>>211804643
fuck off she's mine

imagine typing "Christ is King" into fishtanklive chat

She's fumbling now

>>211804641
hnnng

>>211804627
I miss her so much bros.

>>211804635
This one fucked me up honestly

>jin
>jimmy
>josie

im gonna be mad if this is what they had planned for a saturday

>Freddy's mind blown
>Ellie laughing at his reaction

>>211804627
But we have seth kino

>>211804549
nah, this is peak. Doomposters literally raped and obliterated. Peak Fishtank.

freddy crying at the molly read lmao

the girlfriend he got drunk and beat up :(

did they already do ellie

>>211804677
hilarious

>>211804664
plz, I don't watch on that place to avoid the cringe

>>211804664
Christ is king, now let us see your asshole Drench

>>211804681
I LOVE ELLIE

>>211804681
Freddy is endearing sometimes lmao

italians are such crybabies

>>211804661
FAGGOT

>>211804698
yeah she was first

this is obviously bullshit but man some of the things she's saying is crazily spot on

i love that the curly hair cameraman always gets yelled at on the loudspeaker by jet to film better

>>211804627
the vibes are off without her

>>211804686
nigga is on that pure uncut copium

>who's Jimmy
>who's Jin
>good energy

>>211804681
Freddy is the realest nigga who's ever been in the tank.
Soulless chink can never understand.

when did she meantion BWC?

KWAB KING

>hire a famous psychic
>plan to fuck with her
>she shows up with her grandchildren which are like 5 40 year old tanks
>jet very nervous in the basement surrounded by fucking gigachads ready to pummel him into dirt if they fuck with his grandma
lmao

>>211804698
they did Ellie first

is he crying

>>211804681
Idk how its possible to hate her

>>211804713
>Does the word "mogged" mean anything to you?

>>211802116
you really think ary would fit in at school or in the work place?

>freddy
sovl
>drench
sovl
>magic deniers
cringe

>>211804698
they did her first and she has no soul from being a bug person so it didn't work

>>211804643
Angelicareyess

>>211804641
yummy

>>211804717
she's cold reading dude

Freddy is such a faggot for crying over this.

>>211804698
yeah she said ellie will have sex with me

Klaus....your brothers in hell join him

>>211804706
Literally it’s a genuine person instead of being autistic or so irony poisoned and fags here can’t get that

>>211804713
>im sensing a klaus... his brother is burning in hell

>I feel... a group of people... out there somewhere.... bored...so bored...
WTF???????

>>211803692
Only 3, the rest of the time was spent blowing random dudes in allies.

>>211804724
nobody outside the same 12 retards still posting in /ftl/ (dying platform) is doomposting. You are on copium.

Mist is extremely breedable
I wanna fuck him

>>211804714
fuuuuuck thanks ill wait until someone posts a recap on youtube

>>211804717
The fishtank universe is so large that things will always hit

direnc and freddy falling for this so hard is hilarious

>>211804717
and a broken clock is right twice a day

>>211804732
I'm sensing the energy of a man who was raped in the summer of 1992.

>>211804726
>Jimmy
>Jin
>a woman… good energy…

That’s a miss

MISTER METOKUR covering the fishtank vtuber hullabaloo soon! How will Daniel and Aryeh react to be calling retards by their FAVORITE STREAMER?

>>211804733
This. Jet is demonic.

>>211804735
Yeah the grandma called him out for beating molly

>>211804733
thats what makes the bit so good

I’m sensing a claire….no a claudia….anyways

ellie what the fuck are you doing back there lmao

making as much noise as possible to drive away the spirits

>>211804762
lmfao

Can someone explain how these readings work? Is it like power of suggestion or do they just wing it? It's bullshit but I find it interesting.

>>211804768
you can rewind the youtube stream

I haven't had time to watch the show because I've been keeping a hawkish eye on The Angel of /ftl/'s social media. Have the wiggers admitted their mistake, and pulled the plug yet?

how will aryeh crash this? he is way too autistic for this. imo he is going to preface with 'i dont believe in this' and make the crone crash out and say she can't do it on a non-believer

"Who is Marky?"

>>211804744
no the live she did when she got eliminated

>>211804750
Nah, she's straight up hot reading. She looked all this shit up on social media.

>>211804752
He has a soul you dont

Seth should honestly just walk downstairs or flip the table, he knows everyone hates his nontent now.

its getting a bit old now

>>211804723
not just that, she was such a big part of the dynamic with daniel and freddy and was becoming a villain

>>211804803
we get it

>>211804797
Jewish kabbalah magic

>>211804766
They tuned out, you're left with jimmyfags
There's no kino here boys

>>211804797
watch fishtank live

>>211802830
>wearing a beanie makes you a wigger

>>211804781
Mr.Metokur is coming to the fishtank to yell at Nick Fuentes on his cancer deathbed

>>211802673
do it aryeh should be taken out back

imagine if Fatty got the Rachel treatment and we never saw him again after 1 week

>Freddy's mom and this old lady both call niggers "diddly doos"

>she just keeps fucking bringing up Italian names now cause he told her he's Sicilian too
lmfao

>>211804818
sister mogs

i can't wait for areyeh

>>211804781
wasnt this guy supposed to die. why is he still around

>>211804797
For something like Fishtank, they could have just looked into it before coming on. Usually, it's just cold reading bullshit that misses all the time.

We're all bored as fuck by this right?

>>211804818
shes getting a bit old too now

Lol she just said Salvator because he told her hes Sicilian earlier

>>211804797
>Cold reading and hot reading are techniques used by "psychics" or performers to give seemingly accurate readings without possessing genuine psychic abilities. Cold reading involves using general statements and observations to elicit information from the subject, who then unknowingly provides the details that make the reading seem specific. Hot reading, on the other hand, involves gathering information about the subject beforehand and presenting it as if it were revealed through psychic powers.

>>211804743
HOLY MOG

>>211804781
Hes covering the VICE articles a troon wrote about her calling her a nazi.

>>211804797
It's literally just cold reading, that's all there is to it.

>>211804750
well yeah no shit it's just funny how she said angela and stuff

This bit would be funny if Sam was getting a reading too but he's too busy promoting his failed unfunny sequel to his 9 year old cancelled sketch comedy show

>>211804797
You just say shit until it hits

>>211804851
yeah the threads are more entertaining but that's the norm

How the fuck did she know a name like bonito, this shit is real

>>211804762
kek

My moms names benito

>>211804820
yeah the wiggers are fucking retarded

>>211804844
is that the girl from blackpink

>>211804844
not even close

>>211804627
Ill never get over this

>>211804797
They "doxx" people, essentially. They pay for information and access to social media accounts so they can learn as much as they can about people

>>211804797
Intuition is a real phenomenon and the more you practice it the stronger it is.
A witch who's been actively practicing for decades will be extremely talented and can seemingly pull things out of nowhere. Science still can't explain it

>>211804602
Psychic readings aren’t really satanic it’s just a generic “good things are coming, be good to yourself and others, don’t let others treat you bad”

>>211804844
ellie isn't even Korean retard

>>211804781
Sad to see. Pre-covid Jim would never do something like this. No quarter for the weird shit she is into.

>>211804847
>to die. why is he still around

I thought he was dying like 6 years ago wtf

That's freaky, Direnc, that an Italian knows someone with a common Italian name.

>>211804797
google cold reading nigga

>>211804844
Uncanny valley aliens

>>211804844
socials? just looks like some random kpop b

>>211804869
sam would refuse this on the grounds of it being too scary for him

>>211804797
it's called cold reading. used to be popular 30 years ago on day time television with john edwards being the biggest name. there's a technique to it that i never cared much to learn about it, but if you do just search "cold reading."

aryeh's is gonna be funny as hell

>my grandpa's been around me since...yeah
since you were a kid probably? fucking retard lol

Xavier needs to bust in the house now.

Klaus is the wizard of loneliness

Freddy's little dog-like brain is getting fried in real time

>>211804869
Sam would start crying

>>211804797
>>211804886
yeah this old lady doxxed Freddy, she has Freddy's IP address and is using his cookies to scam him here

>>211804875
Because Freddy told her he was Sicilian when she first came in so now she is going to keep bringing up Italian stuff because she knows that retard Freddy will bite on all of it.

>>211804887
>He actually believes in witchcraft
Come on now

counterstrike history is being made right now...

>>211804911
kek

The goons will fuck up Aryeh

>>211804761
I like him. Probably the only Fish that hasn't made me want to kill him yet. The people comparing him to Alex B are retarded.

>>211804797
They throw out a common trait to a few people like ‘Leo’ or ‘police officer’ or ‘loves animals’ then use hints from the customer in order to draw out a specific person - ‘my grandpa’ ‘my ex’
The safe option for psychics is to give a positive spin like ‘negative people in your life, you’ve pushed them out, you’ve had some crazy years but you’re going into a positive year’
A more ambitious psychic will make negative predictions as well but that’s riskier because it may offend a client

>>211804890
She's half Korean and half Vietnamese.

>>211804869
>wp was cancelled because.. we did a sketch called jews rock!!
>not because of my incompetence and total disregard of all those around me

Himothy gang, how we feeling?

>>211804797
The big ones like on tv, scrub the internet for info of their viewers in the studio, but this bitch is just spamming names until it hits.

>>211804702
here you go. surprisingly pink, i expected a much darker, browner anus. perusing her labia, my person preference is slightly smaller but i should imagine they are very soft, hopefully she maintains her vagina better than the beard she is currently growing.

>>211804890
She is. She's a double gook.

>>211804887
Retard

>victory card
freddy vs direnc final with freddy w confirmed

>>211804844
ellie is hotter and its not even particularly close

I will put babies in her whether she wants it or not

>>211804890
Half Korean, yes

>>211802430
based

How many people are left I'm just going to watch the mongels v pain game instead lol

>>211804907
it's not cold reading, she was given a script based on the information the contestants gave production

>>211804911
what mental disability does fred have wtf

TRISH

>>211804844
It's weird how asians from asia vs asians from America have different motor skills.
Like the move their bodies (arms fingers) in totally different ways to their counterparts

Grandma time is nice :)

they should've hired that jew oz the mentalist

>>211804627
>Literally everything you can ask for out of a female fish
>Bullied off in about a week

>>211804922
Reading isn't your strong suit

Post YFW sam walks in and gets his fortune told, and she says
>i sense someone named....mark

>>211804844
your soul was raped by ugliness if you prefer right

>>211804627
Should have just said fuck it Seth you’re going home instead, challenge didn’t give us a good result.

Reminder that the FBI used people like this to help their murder investigations

>>211804926
How did she know about Angela? There are things in this world that are beyond our understanding

you've gotta live and create, anon

>>211804952
haunted pussy

>>211804741
he said he went to uni for politics or some shit so ya hes definitely capable

also currently on a live show if that wasnt a clear indicator

>>211804960
is this nigga crying? when was this?

>>211804976
I think that's been debunked.

Has Ellie's animal gore fetish been verified?

I like how when she gets a parents' name right she just says "they love you very much"

>>211804981
See:
>>211804848

>>211804916
>She brings up a few things in succession that resonate
>Sam does that thing whre he goes ohhh-hoo-hoo-hAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE all choked up on the verge of tears
>I'm feeling the name Mark... Mark... This person was a turning point for you...
>I don't know any guy named Mark
>No, not a man, the name Mark here has a feminine energy

>"Who is [every name starting with M]
>"MARY IS MY FIRST BOYFRIENDS COUSIN"
People unironically fall for this shit on current year 2025?

EEEEEEEUGH

It’s always nice when someone tells you not to kill yourself and to live in light. Sometimes you need that shit

>>211804959
its clearly cold reading

>>211804981
Don't lump me in with you, you retard.

>that barely legal girl is pretty hot
>nice

>Luke runs out in Red Shark costume and decks the witch in the face
would be peak Goranian kino

>>211804961
Severe alcoholism + drug abuse + CTE, his brain looks like Swiss cheese

>>211804641
The first Ftl princess

Go up for a reading Jet. Come on, let the /ftl/ lads have fun

>>211804989
Lastnight I think Ben called him a retard or something

>>211804938
something about women presenting their snatches makes me disgusted

>>211804989
last night at like 3 or 4 am. he got yelled at by ben for washing the dog bed

>>211804933
In the bradley martin interview from a few days back he said the show got cancelled specifically because they told him to delete the MDE subreddit and he refused on principle.
Imagine being Chuck/Nick/Andrew and losing your big shot at fame because your friend doesn't want to get rid of Reddit.

>>211805017
barely legal is still legal nigga!

>>211804976
They used wiccans to find Hitlers bunker in WW2 too

okay this is freaky

She has an earpiece in

Thats why she is wearing the big hat

Jet and the crew are feeding her info from downstairs.

>>211805009
yeah this

>>211805021
kek

>>211805006
GUESSING THE NAME EMORY??????

FUCKING EMORY????

>>211804989
after he cried like a retard for getting yelled at for putting astroturf in the washing machine lol

No way she said New York, either she's fed info or she's the real deal.

I’ve seen girls like Ellie with the uber white chads. She could easily get a millionaire rich ass white boy if she wanted

Woah, an Italian has relations to New York? That's crazy.

>>211805029
>i sense bad energy.... evil energy... you are not a good person.

>>211805018
The founding fathers, Greeks, and Romans would die laughing at the idea that all people should vote.

>>211805009
It made him cry like a little faggot lol whats wrong with him

>>211805017
Jet eyeing her HARD
he wants to RAPE HER
save ellie save ellie save ellie kick her off immediately save her save our vietgook princess

>>211805030
>>211805034
>>211805053
kwab

>>211804990
Considering the FBI have a bunch of gay files on remote viewing they absolutely did use psychics and anyone saying they didn’t is doing damage control

>>211805009
Real

>>211805045
This

>>211805059
thats the goal

>>211805054
She's 100% been told some info about specific fish, why would they not tell her

>>211805045
YES
hence the misheard names

>>211805059
nigga keep your cuck fantasies to yourself

>>211805009
Based anon

>>211805029
Jet is far too afraid of being embarrassed in front of the girls

>>211805001
Yeah this 90 year old lady is booting up fishtank.live and researching for hours before going on. Be real dude.

>>211805068
who's that little yellow person?

>18th of July
FREDSTER WINNING

>>211805060
EEYYYY i'm walkin here

So... you know a Salvatore, Geno or ever eat spaghetti?

>>211805045
...it all makes sense now

its scripted guys, they gave the 85 year old a 3 hour long script that she remembered

>>211805054
or you can make an educated guess the guy with an accent who's into arts and music wants to go to the big city, if it wasn't NYC shed pivot to California

Freddy eliminated on July 18, exactly one week from the final day.

>>211804952
o7 anon
remember that sylvia didn't want kids either

>who around you works as a lawyer
>my lawyer

This is fake but it's definitely a skill and she's clearly good at it.

>>211805097
Ellie.

>>211805029
Only reason I'm watching. Ben and Jet need a reading

FISH, WITH THREE CONTESTANTS ELIMINATED IN JUST THE FIRST WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO UP THE ANTE BY INTRODUCING THIS SEASON'S FIRST FREELOADER. EVERYONE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MAD CAT-LON

>>211805045
She wouldn't compromise herself like that and she's been doing this shit for years

>Carmela
>Salvatore
Now she is just dropping half of the Soprano cast lol

woah... she connected italian american with new york. they must've briefed her beforehand.

This lady yaps worse than 6 Fatties

She’s dead….
Wrapped in plastic….

>>211805105
kek this it's just cold reading, half of them aren't even right
but she has hit pretty crazily a few times

>>211804974
blinded by simp vision

you just know freddy will be telling people about this encounter for years to come LMAO
>>211804934
winning

>>211805106
they're on the east coast right now
and he's also fucking italian

>>211805093
She has her sons with her and probably even has other people to help her. She's old, she probably doesn't even handle the aspect of people contacting her to go to events.

Honestly the witch just has good vibes.

So when does Sam come on and berate the old person in a totally comedic way until she leaves the house crying?

I think i figured out how it works, and why she has goons with her.

she has an earpiece and the guys in the basement have a mic and are extracting information for her, while she herself was also getting information during the dinner.

>doesn't know a nick or george
I'm not even american and I think everyone at least knows of someone named that.

>>211805148
wiggers are retarded

>my uncle Frank
>he loves me all the time
>yes he does

FRANK NOW

I like how Freddy is 36 but had the naïveté of an 18 year old

One of the better craigslist bits. Debate me.

so is there no actual bit

or is it gonna happen during Aryeh's reading

nah they didn't coach her, some people are just scarily good at guessing based off vibes people give off.

>>211805062
they are Roman though (Daniel, Freddy, witch) and others are successors of Rome or have heavy Roman/Greek genetic similarity (Direnç, Aryeh)

>>211805122
No way dude. It was way harder when my mom did it in the 90's. You couldn't just look up people's social media. Being a psychic these days is easy as fuck.

>>211805162
not a single fish has mourned her

>>211805045
she would be doing way better if that was true

>>211805132
Do you know a Franco, a Frankie? Does gabagool mean something to you?

Imagine they did this shit with a cast that featured Jimmy
he's constantly interrupt and call her a fucking fed before starting to swing at her

>>211805122

Yea, she'd legit be more interesting if she dropped the mystic bit and just yapped

My uncle Frank he loves me all the time!

>>211805168
i don't know a single george

>>211805168
Nick is a wop name

>>211804934
I kind of like him being excluded its a funny bit. together with his quiet personality he is just invisible to the viewers and the other fish.

>3.8k watching on youtube
Angelina took the audience with her.

>the Greek people are good people
Was that a jab at Direnc? Based grandma

Will Sam get pissed at Jet about this?

>>211805161
>Sam tries to start some shit
>she talks about a girl who broke his heart and changed him forever
>she asks if anyone knows a Mark
>he just stares at her for a minute before turning and leaving, slamming the basement door

>asking an italian about the name anthony
wooowww that’s crazy

>>211804962
i do miss the sidebar with the rooms on the side. dunno why they removed that so early on, jet it up i guess.

>>211805179
Yeah and Freddy's pretty stereotypical

>>211805155
You're being silly, assuming an old lady has a team of 1337 hackers to do deep dives on clients.
Occam's razor applies here

These cold readings wouldn't work on me because I don't have any friends, coworkers, ex-girlfriends, etc.

>>211805036
i skimmed past the bradley martin one but couldn't tolerate it due to mayhem and damiel being insufferable retards also sam had the absolute worst takes on zionists i've ever heard (he said the high iq jews should go be high iq in israel not amerika, disregarding the fact they are in those positions due to kike nepotism and not due to ethic or skill)
On his podcast tour he's been going with the they got cancelled due to one sketch, and not because sam is a total faggot that just had to be quiet and not speak on anything (charls said in his schizomeltdown)

>>211805161
That was Jet’s plan but she brought her sons and Sam is doing podcasts today so now he can’t do anything but sit in the corner

>>211805029
>you have a strong connection with an object
>a big purple object

>>211805009
its nice to hear, i got really really fucking depressed yesterday when i heard dan and arye talking about being autistic and fearing for the future when their parents die

>>211805045
No fucking shit or did you forget their palantir connections

>>211804887
>Science still can't explain it
You just explained it though.

>>211805045
oh my science youre right

>>211805209
Sam is a larper, he doesn't actually give that much of a shit

>>211805164
she just says random vague shit and they connect the dots for her. if they don't know the person or the thing, they'll encounter it in the future.

>>211804305
>live a life free of stress

Massive cope and you know it. Never meet a neet that has even a shred of fulfillment in life. Your days are probably filled with frustration and boredom.

I just quit my job because i saved up enough money to pursue other endeavors. So i'm not working either right now but probably living a much more comfortable and fulfilling life than you, with opportunities ahead.

Tarot is based on kabbalah btw

cole and letty gone by the end of week 1.

you are now left with the most pathetic retard autist that fails at everything, a soulless chinese teenager, a concussed burnout alcoholic, a crackwhore, and poop spongebob.

>>211805144
>right: picture taken by silly wigger on a reality tv show that wants them to look silly. she still looks incredible
>left: bug tries REALLY hard to not look like a FREAK
Ellie mogs

She has an ear piece you guys, sorry to break it to you

asiant

id rather see them hire a psychologist for 1v1s with all of them than this

>>211805214
>Soprano does that mean anything to you

>>211805222
she's be able to tell that just by lookin at you

>>211805209
Jet is presuming Sam won't find out about it

>>211805214
>I sense the name Salvatore...
>I don't know any Salvatore
>Not now... not now... Ask your family. Much older...

>>211805179
its just cold reading
she throws out some vague info the person can latch onto then uses their answer to continue the lead. Its basic as it gets. You throw shit and the human brain forgets the misses because it gets surprised by the hits
>I hear something about law, law enforcement
>oh we have a family lawyer
>OH I KNEW IT

It's nearly seven. I hope Sam comes in for a reading.

MARK

>>211805217
the clickable map of the house in s2 was really cool and useful

MARKY

>>211805242
kwabbalah

>who's Mark
LOL

>>211805029
I sense.. 9000 Robots..

>>211805252
Yeah she never asked that shit about Daniel and even laughed when he said he’d be a model

Is she a baby psychic?

>>211805252
Anyone could, that's not a talent

>I sense one of you is.. an alcoholic junkie faggot!
>[Freddy looks visibly shaken]

WHOS MARK

>>211805220
Why do you need hackers to watch a livestream that's free and write shit down? You're acting like she had to Jason Bourne this with the Mission Impossible team.

>>211805214
fucking kek

>>211805217
They take half the season to add the quick access map everytime. You'd think they would just have it ready when the season starts but wiggers.

>>211805045
>>211805082
>>211805086
you guys are retarded if you don't know how this works

can we get a reading on bbc bex?
is she still alive and is she ok after the incident?

>unironically markyposting
UH OH

freddy got really weird and quiet when the name zack/zach got brought up

>>211805263
like fucking boogers out her nose, really good look, stupid bitch

SHES MARKY POSTING GET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE JET

ellie naked on the floor crying after being assaulted by 4 people twice her size

>>211805210
I’d kneel irl if the marky poster was a random psychic

>>211805162
kek when did this happen

>>211805280
>I uhhhh dont know anyone like that!

>>211805258
Mostly hot reading.

>>211805302
its gonna be awesome

I like these types of bits. The lie detector one too

I feel like trump would be good at this

Has Daniel done the Daniel dance again since he first learned it?

>no one is holding you back live your life
he's going on a massive coke binge when he gets out.

>>211805290
Kys

Mark

>>211805214
Do you know a... a certain.. type of meat called gabagool?

>>211805258
That's just to prime the intuitive deductions that sometimes actually seem spooky.

>>211805217
the interactive map was super useful yeah, i expected it this season

>Mark....y? Marky?
SHUT IT DOWN

Do people really have their family and friend's zodac signs memorized???

>>211805302
I'm going to prison if something remotely like this happens

>>211805263
I'm sensing someone delish

Everyone impressed with hag's cold reading watch this kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ouZzbyspw
No need to thank me

>WHO'S MARK
>cameraman instantly leaves
holy fucking kek

>>211805289
she's literally repeating words they've said in previous days, that's being FED to her, stupid

>>211801429 (OP)
Shits funny

Arye, stop aggressively rubbing your hands, dammit.

>>211805258
And it’s always basic stuff like names and professions. Wow who gives a fuck?
Crashouts who don’t have real jobs the kind of people who seek out psychics

>>211805271
kabbawah and tawot

>>211805263
I'm deadd :)

who's had a reading from her already?

>>211805290
She mentioned rebecca befor e

>>211805318
yes but this is getting to be too long

this old bitch lowkey has aura!

The wiggers would have nontent planned for the weekend.

>Mark... Marky?
>Marky Thompson!
Cut the feed Jet

Meta question but 4chanX is no longer supported, what extensions are you using to make this site feel usable again?

>>211805340
I don't even know birthdays, I'd be fucked in this

>>211805303
>you're kinda ruining the vibe we're gonna move onto the next challenge

she really phoned in the last two

why did Fred seemingly start shutting down at the end?

>>211805335
Nobody used that.

ARYEH's turn this will be peak CINEMA

>>211805359
everyone but arye

>>211805263
trish delish my favorite fish

>>211805340
If you know when each sign starts and ends you can just tell by their birthday

these readings are so scummy i hate this old bitch

They should put that seafood away by now

>>211805380
Zack

>>211805349
she's not wearing a fucking ear piece you dumbass

She knows his blood

this is going to be good

Nice jewdar on this broad.

He is too autistic for this

>generic jewish shit
>aryeh doesn't actually do any jewish shit
this gonna be good

>>211805390
I'm saying I don't know their birthdays nigga AND it's weird to know when the signs are

aryeh too autistic to play along, it's over

Aryeh next

CONTENT TIME

>doesnt answer question
>tells him the answer

The wigger botting ITT is fucking awesome dude straight up shameless

>Ask the jew if there's a rabbi in his family
WOAH SHE'S GOOD

>>211805263
yummy

>>211805407
Yep.

>>211805398
Who’s that?

Daniel & Seth right now

>Aryeh too retarded for her to ask leading questions
NEPTUNIAN

A Mark? or a Tom?
Very important
Marky or a Thomas... Thompson
Something went wrong here
A child maybe

>>211805346
nobody's impressed by it

the S3 one was way better than this
especially with the binx questions then reading the answers out loud

>>211805400
the effect is the same, retard, either she was fed the information beforehand or she's being fed it actively

>>211805306
think that was when cracker jack was killed

Aryeh gonna treat this like a therapy session

>Aryeh listen to me i don't have much time.... you must.. you must go to the wall and ask for forgivness before its too late. find your family.
and then she dies of a heart attack
end scene.

Not wanting kids for women is a meme stance. She will instantly change her mind when she meets the right guy. And I'm going to be that guy!

>>211805407
he's immune

why is arye lying? he converted to islam

>Cantor in the temple
/pol/ schizos what is this?

>>211804627
dropping jin and angie was a mistake

>>211805409
Well if you don't know when your parents' birthdays are you're just a bad son unless they were abusive

>>211805340
Somehow, every woman I know keeps a complete record of all of their acquitances zodiacs

>>211805431
THIS

>>211805429
that's the million dollar question

>do you know a eugene?
>a eugene…he really likes money….

>>211805408
>doesn't do jewish shit
everything he does is subtly jewish.

bens face kek

>>211805346
nah

>>211805468
kek

Need to see their readings so bad

coupla fellas

is ben actually 50?
stop memeing me im retaded

Please read Jet next.

I love when they answer wrong and she shouts at them

>>211805346
>43 minutes

does the Jewish man like to sing and have a rabbi in his family

>>211805450
a singer?

It’s literally not too late to kick Seth and bring Angie back. Just fucking do it you hack bastard

>>211805438
She doesn't know shit about any of them retard. If it was hot reading she would share actual info.

>>211805386
nahh

ARYEH SINGS NONSTOP

so her job is just being old and having a decent amount of general knowledge

ARYEH YOU ARE THE SINGER

>>211805479
>>211805481
Fucking faggots, Anti content police

>>211805495
24

>>211805455
I didn't say parents faggot these niggas are talmbout brother in laws and old roommates and shyt

>you betrayed someone, a girl who loved you
the wiggers should've fed this line to Daniel, to fuel his seethe over Angie

>jet and ben come up in case there's more markyposting
>they can't actually do anything because the mafioso goons have guns to their backs
lol

/ftl/ is full of stupid people today

>>211805492
>>211805494
>>211805497
>>211805498
>>211805502
>>211805503
EAR OUT

>>211805450
She's just calling him a singing jew.

>>211805495
early 30s

>spoiled that ellie's leaving in 3 weeks
>spoiled that direnc is going to win
>spoiled that a gay guy is coming (nick fuentes)
>criticized the wiggers' drug use
>said that jin is a 'good guy'
>marky posted
>still on the show
more coddled than cole

>Who's a singer?
>I don't have any singers in my family
>Well if you haven't checked everything
The boldness of this bitch

She's slamming her cards down in frustration

>>211805503
is jet edited?
why does he look bloated?

>>211805514
>>211805516
AWEOSMEEEE

>he is the final boss
let's go arya expose this fraud

>>211805207

Jet is gonna make Ellie pull out the feet to get views back at this point

>>211805462
fucking kek made me laugh

>>211805479
this fat fuck has no neck

Aryes autism is gonna get her goon sons to come up and crack their skulls

>>211805495
he was born in 1975

>>211805407
the false prophet pedo mohammad has blessed him astaghfirullah

>>211805470
Many merchants in your family, a lot of bankers, do you know an Abraham?

Why are jews like this lol

>>211805436
>>211805480
>>211805500
>43 minutes
tells me everything i need to know about modern /ftl/

he's debating the old woman kek

>>211805447
wtf do you want psycho killer genes in your kids?

Based autistic chad mogging this hack.

>>211805535
it's a day that ends in Y so yeah

>>211805494
>>211805498
>>211805502
>>211805503

Where is his chin?

HE IS IMMUNE

>are you talking about genetic determinism?

PFFFFFF

>Genetic Determinism
Cold read this retard you old hag

Stop shit testing her you kike

mints does too many pings

>>211805516
WHY DIDNT ANYONE SAY IT

anyone watched the hong kong 2 podcast is it good?

>>211805518
They’re here to get read next

>>211805535
Literally unable to have fun

>>211805438
it's literally
>>211803442
>>211805236
>>211803442
>>211805258

>>211805495
he's 19

Aryeh is gonna defeat this old lady

>she cant do her usually trick
>He's too autistic and doesn't know anybody or have any friends
HAHAHA

Aryeh is a couple standard deviations too high for her bullshit

kek he's too retarded for this

>>211805346
I used to like James Randi until I found out he was a cocksucker

>>211805529
would have been kino

>>211805511
SHE HAS, and production has already said as much about her "predictions", that they are significant
surprise, it's shit Jet has in store for them

His autism is pinging off the charts

>>211805535
the people having fun or the people seething over people having fun?

>>211805534
they know they cant be murdered live on stream. its their safe space

>>211805495
he just turned 21 like a week ago

I love this Autistic Kike more than I ever should

She needs to cut the reading short kek

This won't work on him.

>>211804975
Or just simply say Rachel had the least amount of candy. Would've been a funny rug pull with them wasting all that energy.

>>211805566
shut up s2fag

>>211805579
this made me laugh. your faggot posts rarely do that.

>>211805566
Let me just spend an entire hour of my day watching some old ass fucking larry king interview

Maybe give us some highlights, nigga

mints stop pinging

>>211805587
It’s good to get more ben

>>211805562
>JP Morgan......Chase Bank.....Black rock.....does any of this ring a bell?

>she went silence
keep going arya

How many questions do you think we'll get to before he brings up a cartoon?

mints just type in chat like everyone else faggot

Hes so autistic even the jew magic can't read his mind
/ourguy/ is too strong. the deeper the grooves the more power he has.