Absolute unit edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jet has summoned Lori Bruno, a Creole witch who won't stop saying insane shit http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
-- The witch said a gay guy is coming, she knew about Fatty's asian ghost from S1, and she said "I don't know what BWC is but I like it"
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
-- Angelina has LOST the candy elimination
-- Sam CONFIRMS Nick Fuentes will be on Fishtank https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1936141578105413722
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K

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Previous: >>211801091

>WHOS ANGIE

>whos angela
lmfao oh no

SHE KNOWS ANGELICA

ANGEWA

>whose angila

SHE STOLE MY CROPS

>why did you guys rape Angela?

>who's angela
LMAO

ANGIE MENTIONED

>ANGELA
Bros I'm actually getting heebie jeebies

>>211803023
clip?

watching daniel has forced me to have better posture

how do you react if she looks into the camera to read a fortune and its eerily accurate to you specifically?
20020

Aight ima nap for this lame shit.

>>211803021
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE PULL THAT

>Who is Angela
>Not good. Did you learn from it? Not good.

>whos jin

>>211803044
Hebrew Jeebies

Lori is a /ftl/ poster confirmed

>you're going to be a good father

is magic real and this is how i find out

>>211803061
I would fly to Rhode island immediately and join her mob

>daniel gonna get with an older lady when he's 27-28
>"she sounds cute!"
holy shit lol

>>211803087
no

started watching couple days ago, why is Ellie there? She's like 19? and wants to be a pediatrician? why's she on the show?

>>211803083
Jet falling for this shit

Her sons Gabagoo and Gabagin make research before coming here

>>211803087
magick is real
This person is not performing it

>>211803083
Of course they did, and Jet is precisely the type of rube to get played like this.

amazing to see retards ITT impressed by cold reading from the 1970s
ahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

ellies smelly watermellie hole

>who is hack_blastard?
damn that's crazy

I'm going to be a fawtha?

>Oh an older woman that sounds nice

>>211803083
The gas really did destroy his brain.... its over.

>>211803110
18* and she's still in highschool. Both Sam and Jet like them young

>>211803110
why is anyone there? what are you asking?

>>211803128
we're having you fun you autistic retard

Dear God,
I ask for your protection from all evil and harm
Keep me safe from the wicked plans of those who seek to do me harm
Give me the strength and courage to stand firm in my faith and resist temptation
Help me to remember that you are always with me, watching over me and guiding my steps
In your holy name I pray,
Amen.

why are you niggers to nasty towards daniel?

>>211803110
For simpbux and for jet to have sex with after the show

interesting

Whats he thinking?

>who wanted to become a minister around you
she's good but how is that relevant to anything lol

>>211803087
Magick is very real.

>>211803128

Wiggers are leaning into the satanic bit?

>>211803128
How did she know about Angela? You literally can't explain that

>>211803169
starting to think this magic stuff isn't actually real

Wrench's eyes are the only thing saving that face good lord

What the fuck happened I just came back from a deep sea fishing trip now there’s a psychic bitch in the house.
Has she said anything true?

>>211803115
>who is hack blastard to you?

>>211803128
it's a joke you fucking idiot

>>211803179
DIOS MIO

>>211803128
you should apply for next season anon you sound perfect

>>211803133
>I'm feeling a name....ciara? does anyone know a ciara on R nine thousand?

>literally bringing drench to tears
LMAO

>Drench crying

>>211803202
fucking all of it

DO DRENCH

>>211803202
Talking to daniel
>ANGELA?
>CROOKED
>NOT GOOD

>>211803164
TRIBEAM

>>211803202
She asked about marky and they cut the feed for 5 minutes

>>211803189
>IT'S ANGELINA, STOP CALLING ME THAT

>>211803128
Uhmmm, you guys DO realise this is just fake right? HA! Seriously? I thought the MDE audience was a lot smarter than this!!!

>YAHWEH
its so over

>>211803087
No
>T. spent a lot of time in a psychic shop located in the birthplace of US spiritualism.

"Baal, Molech, whatever you call him"

I'm sensing someone with a m... m.. ma.. mar... marky does anyone know a marky?

> everybody is impressed with cold reading
> everybody exept Ellie and Aryeh
They're is the only one in the house with a triple digit IQ. Incidentally, a Korean and a Jew.

>>211803220
kino

>>211803162
its women and trannies, you arent posting with the people you think you are

>>211803220
He looks like a raceswapped mark ruffalo here

>>211803220
common simbal W

>>211803087
yeah magick is real

anybody got frank falling down the stairs in s3 image?

>is there a marky there?
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

Au naur... we're Neva gona get rid of dat dam goblin
Aryeh get me net ready

Nah she’s actually spitting though

>>211803155
>>211803181
>>211803189
>>211803206
>>211803209
>>211803239
>ALL THE RETARDS I CAUGHT
KEK

>>211803253
how can white women even compete

>>211803189
Wiggers told her

>>211803202
She’s named Chris lynch, bill ottman, the entity, and angie

>>211803232
KINO

>>211803270
real GAY
FUCK YOU

>>211803253

>>211803253
After learning about the nosejob ellie lost her appeal to me

>>211803253
>oh woooow
She’s the least amused

>are you thinking about starting to work out?
See ya on /fit/ in about a week buddy

daniel is forgetting all of this in an hour

>>211803282
Soooo you can't explain it? Yeah that's what I thought.

>>211803264
>podawful
it never even began for jimmy

Why are all readings always positive? How come she doesn't curse anyone?

this is a very tiring game to try and connect anything to entertain her magical card bullshit

>>211803248
Jej

daniel's unironically gonna be saved by this lmao

>My mom was bown in Januwawy I can't wememba da date

>>211803202
She does the usual strategy of fishing with vague info then pinning it onto something specific that an audience member volunteers
Ex. ‘I see a police officer’
Daniel: ‘that’s my father, he’s a cop!’
Then she guesses a German Shepard in his home because it’s a common police dog and gets a hit, now Daniel is fully caught because she seems like she saw his dad, his dog, and is telling him ‘good things will happen in four months’
Fred and Drenc were hooked by this method instantly, I think Ellie is the only one not buying it but she’s too polite to call bullshit

>>211803282
>magic denier
let me guess you like angie and jin

>>211803304
SEX! SEEEEX! SEXSEXSEX!
SEEEEX!!!!!

>>211803253
>>211803304
>>211803312
Update: Ellie is still cute

they should do this but to the granny

>>211803317
its ok sylvia browne you can go back to your coffin now

Billions and billions must live....

>>211803344
daniel is so retarded

her jewish magic is working, I'm feeling sleepy

>Lori enters the tank and immediately starts riffing off the TTS

wait wtf aries is 21st-21st?? have i been wrong about my sign my whole life????

>>211803333
CHECKED

Did she really predict that Nick Fuentes is coming?

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

dan in the best mood he had yet in the house

>>211803333
3333 QUADS WTF
LETS GO DANIEL

LOVING
AND
LIVING

i can never remember my mom's birthday either

anybody have the full angie IG live?

Drench getting her reading is going to be pure content lmao

Freddy too

>>211803333
>mwy fortoon said i was gunna hav pwostitive change!

>>211803333
omg

>>211803344
>>211803361
I can only remember my mothers birthday because she's born on christmas eve.

what’s wrong with her fingers tho? are those what they call gypsy fingers?

>>211803333
I'm gona win fishtwank an get da gobwin giwl

>>211803372
>A gay person is coming that needs help
You tell me

>SATANIC TEMPLE MENTIONED
guys I'm getting goosepimples

>>211803379
Don't worry TTS will call him a cuck in 1 hour and he will be back to normal.

VERY happy ellie stayed and angie left

Anons, how are Ellie's arches today?

>>211803372
she said someone gay was coming XDDDD catboys amirite?

>>211803364
WAKE UP ANON! DONT FALL UNDER HER SPELL

Hey retards can we have one thread at a time please?

>>211803384
same, I have to check facebook, its terrible

>>211803384
damn that's kind of fucked up

>>211803346
Do you have a dog house or are you one of those gays?

>>211803369
they changed some of it not too long ago

>>211803379
This will actually be great for him

Daniel has been saved

There is literally zero chance this lady just happened to coincidentally pull "Angela" while reading Dan. It's fucking real you idiots

>>211803372
yes, Jet told the granny to tell a closeted gay is coming to visit, probably taking shots at Nick Fuentes and hoping this flies under the radar and can be later be cut into an epic own

>They took the bible and tore it up
Huh, how about that, Ben

“The wicked flee when no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as a lion.”– Proverbs 28:1

>visits truly evil show (literal HELLhouse)
>"I FEEL LIGHT LOVE AND JESUS CHRIST"
Actual con-artist

>skip seth
based

Seth is going to be on suicide watch good god.

Skipping seth lmao

LETS GO SETH SKIPPED

spencerbros...

lmfao fuck seth

lmaooo skipping seth

We are gonna skip seth. First prod W

>skip seth

skip Seth lol

Wait you guys predicted they would've skipped seth HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>skip seth
based

>Seth skipped
KWAB

>watches more stuff happen

LMAO

lmao

They skipped Sean. KEK

>>211803398
The witch told him it would be an older woman

lmao why skip seth?

>>211803333

>>211803433
You're a mark, Jet

This lady reminds me of my Meemaw.

I miss her

>>211803398
you’re an unloveable troon aren’t you?

first time i've laughed all day lmao fuck seth

>skip seth
kek

>>211803284
By giving me white children, but they drive a hard bargain.

Christcuck shit making this show unbearable. Sam's gonna chew Jet out for this because he's scared of fake demons lmao

>>211803423
I feel the spirit of a gay Canadian in this thread!

This is how you make seth funny

>>211803433
Or she was told by production.

Based, Seth is the most nothing contestant ever confirmed.

>SKIPPED SPENCER
Unceremonious kick incoming

>>211803220
alt jacket version

@jet let arya do it

>direnc talking in a slightly less australian accent while spelling her name so lori can understand
pretty cute

>>211803459
Based

tell me, have we taken steps forward or backward?

>>211803333
The holy fishtank empire

>>211803284
>>211803312
>>211803348
>>211803349

>>211803433
This. I've always been a skeptic but this stream is fucking unreal, honestly I might go to church tomorrow

>>211803462
They read the thread retard.

>>211803480
She reminds Freddy of his nana.

>whos andrew
LMAO

>>211803475
seth sucks

>seth skipped
ultimate nontent

At this point Spencer is not even really a fish hes just a viewer with a front row seat

>i am sensing we are going to skip seth

wtf how did she know

>>211803480
kwab

>>211803494
>Thinking this shit is even remotely Christian related
How dumb are you?

ANDREW RUSE MENTIONED

>>211803494
>>>/r/eddit is that way

>>211803481
>unloveable troon
no such thing

she claims to have invented the word witch?

>“The word witch means wisdom, integrity, truth, courage, and honor,” she says. “I coined that term when I was 18 years old. So yes, I am a witch.”

https://rdnewsnow.com/2018/06/01/the-spirit-of-salem-lori-bruno/

andrew

Australia? eheheh lots of stabbing there huh ?

>>211803333
Confirmed by quads

>who's Mert Ney

>>211803475
Funny

I mean. It would be a lot easier to believe this shit if she didn't get 90% of the names wrong then say "good people" and move on to the next

>Andrew
That was jets name during famous house

>>211803333
CHECKED

>>211803459
more crying in confessional at 4am. i do feel bad for him though

>i see an image of a man named Mert who did something horrible
>do milk crates mean anything to you?
How did she know?

>who's mert?
OH FUCK OH FUCK

>>211803511
one giant leap down the stairs

>>211803087
Yeah, it's real and I'm a psychic. I can read you from behind the computer screen.

I'm sensing that you spend most of your free time indoors. I feel that you enjoy videogames and internet pornography.

I'm getting something else, yeah, it's all coming to me now. You don't have a whole lot of personal connections, and you'd like to meet more friends and a cute girl.

Was I close?

>>211803253
no fucking way she's still a virgin

>>211803475
it's funny also nobody cares anyway because he sucks

>>211803511
all of season 2 and the last 2 weeks of season 3 were rock bottom so up i guess

>>211803534
i believe her

>>211803570
Do me next

>>211803494
Cry more bitch

>Ah niggers, I remember when they first created niggers.

>>211803433
Angela is a pretty cliche girls name and that’s why everyone kept accidentally calling her that instead of her actual name

What if she suddenly mentions r9k jets gonna have to shut it down.

>>211803320
Dan doesn't need any more suicide fuel

>>211803516
Oh...in which case hello Jet, I'm reading your card and you're going to prison for rape not long from now

>who is don jolly

>Do you know a Mert? I'm getting very sharp energy from a Mert.

Alan...Alan...ALEXANDER

>alexander

>>211803570
HOW DID HE KNOW?

Daniel going to go on his King Jawn arc now

>whos alan
>aleeeex
>ALEXANDER

>>211803557
Bad energy from (You)

drench 100% believes in this stuff

Direnc and Freddy are actual retards.

>>211803433
evil dubs don’t lie
tarot and shit like ouija are fucked

>who's allen?
>I don't know
>alexander?
>THAT'S MY EX BOYFRIEND
>HOLY SHIT
hahaha

>>211803596
Fuck so good

>does the planet neptune mean anything to you?

>>211803596
geg

>>211803534
Black Urban Ripped Trainer

She clearly meant the acronym aspect of it retard

>>211803570
can you predict whether or not i am jerking off to this image

>>211803596
I ALWAYS HATED THEM

>>211803598
"Someone in the house feels that they fuck up everything"

>WHO'S BIG PURPLE?

direnc and freddy actually believe this btw

>And if you look to your left you'll see a boring satanic show

>she knows

Drench is such a mark

>>211803433
She is a psychic, she is real. Daniel will win, Ellie will marry Seth, Jet will seethe and the entity just wants to be loved.

>>211803563
Kek

He doesn’t know how to grow up

>>211803609
>Matt... Matt...
>Marky

>I see a Muslim
>He's got a fork... No a knife!
Uhhh guys?

>>211803202
She sat down and immediately asked if they knew a "christopher" and then started rambling about Chinese Spirits.

In S1, Chris kept talking about how there was a chinese ghost in the house named Steve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpm51Srl5Js

any name she picked would've been an ex

>What's a cleej

OH MY GODDDD HOW DID SHE KNOOOW

>Alan... Alan... Alexander
>OH MY GOD
>Do you know a Jacob... Jacob... Joshua?
>OH MY GOD!!!!

>i dont know X NAME yet...
lmao pls just stop it

>>211803603
Hahahahahaha

jesus christ i'm feeling drench stocks going through the floor for believing this shit. SELL SELL SELL

I went to a psychic once and she gave me a lot of info and none of it came true. Idk how people can just have info appear out of thin air unless they are insane and lying. I also have a fucked up nasty porn addiction and she mentioned nothing about that lol

>>211803598
He’d threaten to kick her ass via site chat, say nothing to her face, then have Sam kick her out once he arrives later

>>211803603
Damn, I actually used to love his videos. Way more talented than Sam as far as culture analysis goes. What a pity.

WTF I SLEPT WITH A GUY CALLED *any name*

>Alan..?
Huh? who?
>uhhh Alex..?
WOAH HOW DID YOU KNOW
>J-jacob..?
huh??
>j-joshua!
WOOOOOW

>>211803570

You know what? I'm back on board. This lady is cool.

Drench is like the niggers who freak out when they see magic tricks its cute. they think its real.

Ford Taurus

direnc and freddy falling for it so hard is so funny

>>211803534
She's Burt-coded

If Jet doesn't get his fortune read. He is a coward.

>>211803641
who hasn't

>>211803570
Right that's enough for me tonight. Take this shit to /x/ or I'm never coming back, this is freaking me out

>>211803598
>>211803675
fucjing jej

>>211803645
JET SHUT IT DOWN

>>211803596
>>211803643
kek

>>211803667

>I see somebody eating...
>It's an ass with somebody named....Carlton? No wait...Claire. The name is Claire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daWJTSvi97c&list

You guys are funny

DRENCH IS TROLLING HER
ACTING LIKE SHE GOT THE NAME RIGHT
LMAO

"Who's this guy named John, no wait there are many of them"

>3 bfs
BULL SHIT

>>211803680
That's why women love this shit, it always works for them

>>211803701
R
A

>>211803665
KEK

>lists 20 male names
>THATS MY EX BOYFRIEND!
Alright Drenc…

who’s aahhhlennnn… alexanda

>I'm sensing a large aura, bright purple and very powerful
HOLY SHIT

>who is airsoftfatty?
>fatty enters

they need to behead this lady now

Drench dated every name under the sun, too easy

DID SHE JUST FUCKING CALL THREE BOYFRIENDS IN A ROW???

GUYSSSS HOW DID SHE KNOW THOMAS THO?

HOW DID SHE KNOW THOMAS?

Tomas

>I see a cleej

>actually predicts all three ex boyfriends' names
ok that one was pretty crazy

I started to listen to IDM like sam

we used to burn people like her

>>211803714
Im not sure if shes trolling or if she 100% believes this

>>211803523
Thats what oliver was

>Who's Mert?

>>211803714
She is not, when the magician was there she was super into it and staff had to tell her to stfu, she really likes this kind of stuff

>first ex-boyfriend

i like that it implies her first ex-boyfriend isnt the same person as her first boyfriend.

hungry ellie

There's a new thomas looking for drench

ok direnc is pretty based for trolling this hag

>says a generic name
>THAT WAS MY EX!!!!
come the fuck on

>>211803736
Thomas won

>>211803696
THIS

Just stick to listing male names, you'll blow her mind like she blew all of them.

>>211803701
so goddamn perfect

>>211803669
>Who's Mark
>???
>Marky

If she's truly psychic, she'll guess Drench's lifestyle.

WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HANG OUT ANGIE, I AM THE PRODUCER OF THIS SHOW

>>211803480
I miss hew too...
*glug*

Now is a good time to bring Xavier

>>211803749
oliver yay

Why did they keep Seth but kick Angie?

>it's real

Um bros... is this witchcraft?

Production handed this information to her to fuck with the fish right?

thomas

Only paid shills post ITT

>I see a rusted, abandoned car, and the number 7000
>Who's Fred?

>Your father... he worked in the mines... perhaps with coal?
>I sense coals energy in this place

>how many ex boyfriends do you have?

C'mon dawg that's a low blow

>>211803780
hello mr cat

S2 was really the best
>Cool website
>Colorful comfy house
>Kino lighting
>A real fishtank in B3, great ASMR at night
>Lots of great camera placements
>Fucking bathroom cams
>Really fun non-simp fishtoys like pep talks, loot crates, cigarette delivery, forced dates
>Best Goldstriker
>Best freeloaders
>Complete house transformation and destruction by the end of the season

>Old Lady discovers the lost Primarchs

>>211803767
doesn't exactly take a psychic to guess that

>three exes at 28

my prude abo wife

>i see....a man.......and a milk crate.....................

>do you know a bailey?
>no
>ok

if she doesn't say anything about her brother this bitch is a hack

how did she guess 3 of her exes names in 4 tries

Gonna need qrd for all the fish that had it done

>>211803759
Twice

>>211803777
it's a gay show

>>211803757
women lap this shit up anon she's probably absolutely convinced this hag has magical powers

>they're good people
>he's a good guy
>oh you haven't met them yet but they're good people

>>211803783
it's just cold reading, don't need info. the angela line makes me suspicious though

>I'm sensing the name... Mark... Mark? Does anyone in this house know a Mark... It's so strange... The name is Mark but I'm getting a feminine aura... A woman named... Mark.
>Who is Mark?

You know D-Wrench isnt trolling because she knows all her friends star signs. She 100% Believes all of this.

>>211803481
Worse an actual goblin femboy who tops cute trans girls

>>211803777
they forgot about him

>Lim? L-I-M?
>Yes!
>Oh I don't know any

>>211803777
it's jet's job to run fair competitions

She's going to mention Mert, Good one Jet lol

>>211803796
This was the most KINO moment of S2!
https://youtu.be/MmK9n-rWvV4?t=127

>>211803777
shit testing production

>>211803796
keep trying to convice yourself

SHE KNOWS LIN LIN
SHE FINGER RAPED BINX IN S3
HOLY FUCK

>>211803796
You forgot to mention
>A shit cast

>>211803821
yeah she is that type

There’s too much ran through dick for this lady to get a good reading

>>211803806
When I went to a psychic I was waiting for her to bring up all the fucked up horrible porn I watch and she mentioned nothing about it lol

>>211803800
three exes doesn't mean 3 bodies

>>211803807
see
>>211803757

>>211803709

>>211803800
100 hookups
500 clients

>im sensing a camera, 2 girls in front of a camera

She’s missed a lot of names

What's the point of this? Even if the psychic does guess things right, so what? She doesn't tell you the lottery numbers or anything. Direnc already knows her ex-boyfriend's names.

>"you're doing all right with everything and the creativity is good!"

this is KINO
jet would never think of a set like this

>>211803837
nice

>>211803787
I remember back when S2 started I was ready to root for Liquid Cole but when he didn't show up I settled for TJ. Next best twink

... Dan considered fashion modeling as a career?

nigger...

>I might get into modewing
>i get compliments on muh faciaw haiw
>lady starts cracking up laughing

>>211803796
I agree, people are too harsh on S2

>>211803777
the joke with seth it he will not participate in anything that is the joke, its like hes a viewer in the house just watching.

>>211803800
she's lying

Protect the holy line bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbbIB776ks

>>211803848
Kino night ngl

>>211803783
The secret information of common. Can name all the dudes she slept with.

>>211803777
He had more candy. They ttsd a few times for people to get rid if him but everyone but drench ignored it

>>211803312
did she have a nosejob though, do you see scars?

>>211803848
HOLY SHIT AN ITALIAN WITCH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>you're going to have a victory in the next six weeks
TOTAL DRENCH VICTORY

direnc's ear tattoo is fucking disgusting

direnc win confirmed

>I'm sensing an r9k
>STOP ACTING LIKE COLE!

HAHAHHAAH DANIEL WANTS TO BE A MODEL HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE NO WAY AHHAHAHAA

>victory in 6 weeks
>will go to england
bros she is going to win and come be my tradwife

Name any male name and Drench has either been in a relationship with them or fucked them

UK HOLIDAY WITH ELLIE

>you will have a victory in 6 weeks

>>211803887

>you're going to have a victory in the next few weeks
I KNEW IT

>>211803912
target would take him

>>211803868
is there a camera in the eye?

>>211803837
very nice

>>211803915
*tardwife

>I'm sensing you're a bit of a whore
>OMG SO TRUE! MAGIC IS REAL!
Do women really?

I'm going to be a modew

>>211803854
maybe she didnt want your autistic ass molesting her

lawyers for her brother

I considewed modewing

>what's going on with your brotha?

she saw the board retards

>>211803312
what screams nosejob about this?

>>211803835
breaking everything was hilarious.
https://youtu.be/qB9xfMb8m68?t=9

>>211803912
he mentioned his beard, which is his like single good physical trait

>I was loved as a kid
>grows up to show her naked body on camera for money
Hmmmmmmm

>>211803893
Even if she did she spends an hour putting on makeup every day.

>>211803807
consciousness isn't just electrical impulses contained within your brain, it radiates outwards and certain people are more 'open' to receive thoughts and feelings, plus d-wrench is a massive whore so her brain constantly radiates ho-energy

>>211803912
he could be a balenciaga freakazoid

Daniel could be a model if he started working out and eating more.

>Ellie predicted to be gone in week 3
>Drench predicted total victory in 6 weeks
SHE IS TOO POWERFUL

>im sensing an operator, in Iraq, he smoked the mujihadeen and the taliban

>>211803923
six weeks*

>>211803312
you guys have no idea what a nosejob nose looks like do you

jet needs to get a reading. that would actually be funny.

>freddy losing his shit over basic cold reading

>>211803835
i fucking loved this
>>211803845
>keep trying to convice yourself
why would i try to convince myself retard?
>>211803850
cast was alright. Cole/Jimmy blows S4 cast out of the water
>>211803884
Have a Taylor, anon

>>211803757
she's not

>I noticed all the tattoos and dude's you knew, who didn't love you as child?

>Do you know any nobility, a green eyed king maybe?
wtf..

>>211803965
For ugly retard magazine, sure

>>211803916
this is unironically why it works so well with women

>>211803978
>Jimmy
Come the fuck on

>>211803965
Not even remotely true.

>>211803949
>Goons browse /ftl/
>Feed her the info via an ear piece
Oldest trick in the book

>>211803968

>>211803985
ugly

>>211803968
>an ancient spirit... a vampire perhaps... he lives in the woods nearby

>there's somebody else coming in your life
She's talking about me

>>211803958
Lmao in the audition vid she made up her mind at 15. Someone was molesting her or she was just into porn young

>>211803976
He would NEVER make himself look vulnerable in front of ellie

>>211802967 (OP)
who the fuck is this holy shit

>>211803709

>I hear Mark, a little one. Does this sound familiar? Mark Mark, maybe Marky?
imagine

>theres hamsters nearby...

>>211804000
Need to see benny boy get read

Who can tame the warrior queen?

>>211803965
Even the psychic was surprised when he said he’d already been working out for two years
Perma DYEL

>>211803999
i meant the stox board with the victory predicttion

>>211804009
Are you a woman or a man?

this demon has relations to the prophet mohammed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExDtyoJWzPo

>>211803985
is that pot?

alright this is boring now, next.

>theyre actually calling it family house

>>211803796
i prefer the house to be a blank slate and to get fucked up from challenges and the occasional meltdown, instead of whatever the fuck this was >>211803835
also the S2 site was disgusting and the cast were either forgettable or insufferable

>>211803960
Totally, dude. It radiates so far outward that EEGs require electrodes to be directly on your fucking head

If Marky comes up, I'll kneel

>>211804014
the witch's mafioso goon son

>WORKS IN THEATRE
FUCKING KEK

loribros...we're fumbling this one

>>211804025
Anyone for the right price

>>211803997
Why not? Answer honestly please.

>i pick up theater vibes from you

>>211804025
Apparently anyone in a dark alley.

>>211803992
why do you hate the guy? he’s touched by an angel, you should want to nurture those people, not hurt them.

>i see a girl with a bloody nose

>>211803978
nah this season was the worst

>>211804017
theres still 3 fish to go.

>>211803777
dude it’s so funny to have a fish who does nothing and make jokes for 6 weeks about them doing nothing! it’s an epic bit.

Feels like I've watched this episode before

gonna start drinking beers anyone want one

>>211803950
Beautiful

>>211803949
none of us know her ex-boyfriends names or the staff to even feed this woman info beforehand

Rebecca BEX CONFIRMED

Bex good people

>>211804030
The man of her dreams

>>211803796
wrong
S3 was the best

>>211803976
It would be funny and he’s never agree to it

>>211803980
Asking the Asian girl about doctors and martial arts was a clean hit

if ellie doesnt rip all her clothes off right fucking now

>Theater? I see a theater.
>A stage. Someone dancing on a stage.
>And I see breasts. No wait. Small breasts.

>>211803949
>>211803999
You guys are retarded. She has a shit batting average and has missed pretty much all of her guesses. She just keeps it pushing and because she's an old lady people give her the courtesy to continue, unchallenged.

The markypost is inevitable at this point

>>211804036
no the clover looking ones are some kind of radish or brassica. left look like tomatoes or peppers (nightshade of some kind)

Not a single bad person is going to show up in any of these peoples lives apparently.

>>211804067
Me :)

>>211804030
>just checking
Direnc trying to reassure herself she shouldn’t dyke out

>>211804017
is this just envy that Sam got to smash tight 16 year old puss?

>have you ever been on camera before? I'm sensing some sort of show. Maybe a camera show even

DRENCH CONFIRMED FREELOADER IN SEASON 5

DIRENC FREELOADER NEXT SEASON CONFIRMED

direnc confirmed for future spin offs

>>211803978
>>211803955
>anon intentionally posts the absolute worst, cringiest part of S2, Tay soiing out
>"yeah this was awesome"
season two fans are unbelievable

>>211803953
Asians don’t have noses like that broski

seth should go right up to her and fart a laxative fart and make her vomit
it would be funnier than whatever's going on now

direnc confirmed for bloodgames 3

>>211804067
What are you drinking

She keeps saying acting and theatre bc our queen Lori doesn’t know what cam whoring is. Give her a break.

>>211804100
>>211804098
no one gives a shit

>>211804094
come on jet, focus on the show

The unbothered and unfazed unmoved oriental skeptic.

>>211804067
as long as it's not coors light

>>211804099
nnnnghhhh

>>211804084
No way dude.
She guessed Angela out of fucking nowhere, you can't explain that

>>211804043
that doesn't really mean anything because it's man made tech that might just be really shitty still

>>211804025
There’s an 80% chance that she’ll end up with a fan after this show

the house is severely missing brat energy

Why is the retarded chat calling this witch a Jew?

THE WITCH IS RUNNING OUT OF JUICE GIVE HER YOUR ENERGY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>211804099
She can 100% be a model

Wow, nobody has any bad things coming up in the future

>>211804026
he has? what the fuck i had immense gains just after one year, that nigga lyin

>>211804089
got you brother cheers
>>211804109
grain belt nordeast
>>211804122
got you brother cheers

>I'm seeing a Scott Sullivan... Who is Scott Sullivan to you?

>>211803985
Looks Down syndrome

>>211804125
After like 50 other names lmao

>>211804132
She called herself a jew

SHE'S MERTPOSTING

she’s bombing on this one

she sensed ling ling!

>ellie im sensing a man entering your life
>the name jet.. does that mean anything to you
>a basement, dark and damp, avoid that man

>>211804098
>>211804100
kek

>>211804132
Sicilian. Same thing

>>211804132
Witches are jewish

>>211804112
Shes just getting the word "performance / show" and thinking theater instead of a strip club

Frank hasnt posted on twitter in over a day, he's on his way for sure...

Old bitch when will we see Joopy?

Lily?

>>211804053
Trauma dumps constantly and is just exhausting to listen to, doesn't really understand humor outside ifunny garbage, brought the worst fans known to man into the community, has an ego that isn't deserved whatsoever, etc etc. He sucks big time.

>>211803953
he's baiting and you fell for it KWAB

>>211804131
theres a tight asian brat right there

>Guesses all boyfriend names
>Can't guess crazy stripper names of her friends
I fucking love this old witch

>>211804107
>seth
>doing something

???

what did she say to make them say "spoilers" I missed it

>>211804131
true

>I don’t like boys

>do you know a marky? who is marky to you?

>>211804125
>MY NAME IS ANGELINA, DUDE

>>211804140
They manufacture chinks that look like that every day with plastic surgery.

>>211804132
Italians are just darker skinned Jews. Physically, spiritually, and genetically.

>Your work will be your children

@jet put Arya he is immune to this bullshit

>>211804118
sex sex sex sex sex

>>211804057
They’re evil

>>211804145
Thanks for the beerski-roonie :D

>>211804125
that one was funny because daniel was the only one who called her that

>>211804106
You’re retarded

>>211804107
Why did this make me laugh

>>211804132
do you know where the witch folklore originates from?

>>211803796
agree with most points, best season in retrospect

>>211804153
No she didn't

>hazelnut. what does that mean to you?

>telling a whore all her work will have to do with children
lmao, Direnc is a professional child molestor

>>211804180
ew

This might be the worst bit they've ever dreamed up.

shes pulling more cards because direnc is responding more lmao

>>211804132
she is italian but jews are about 70% italian so a lot of people cant tell the difference

>i don't want children
I'm sorry Direnc but this isn't the plan baby

>>211804176
shes chill though she’s not a brat

Woah, did they get Binx back?

been doing situps thru this segment, i can do a thousand

whys jet been being such a pissy faggot the past few days?

>she mentioned chinese spirits and asked about a "christopher" in the same breath
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpm51Srl5Js
Is there any kind of explanation for this?

I can't wait for Aryeh's turn

*heavy breathing* "I wuv peppah anne, and she wuvs me"

Aryeh is 100% going to expose this hag

aryeh is unamused

Direnc knows her blood is too bad to pass on.
She’s right

>your work will be children
UHHHHHHHH

>>211804207
any time king

>>211804240

ew

>is the name marky someone important in your life?

>She looks into the camera addressing the audience
i feel... i sense... a f.. fre... fred... no frank... choatic energy...
>stops talking for 2 seconds...
hes here.
>Frank hassle burst into the house via the front door.

BRAVO JET

Fredster next

>>211804127
Yeah, dude. We totally just don't have the technology even after 100+ years of advancements in EEGs. You're hopelessly retarded.

this is boring
wrap it up , goran

>>211804131
shouldn't have gotten rid of Angelina

>>211804200
Nina <3

>>211804249
KEK

The Emperor doesn't approve of this witchcraft

>>211804230
Their plan was originally to mess with the psychic but she brought goons so Jet got nervous and just let her run her session

>>211804228
The cycle continues

I respect this old bitch for pushing her luck when she gets an answer right and digs deeper.

>you have a brother
>hes a good kid

>>211804249
lmao great cumtown bit

>>211804243
Learning about ellie's asexuality is making it harder for him to groom

>>211804244
Her psychic powers are real. These are real spoilers.

>>211804249
kek nice edit

>We lost this to keep... Seth

>>211804173
Is this not better, entertainment wise, than any of the S4 cast so far?

Aryeh is so fucking bored

>>211804254
i look like this and feel like this

>>211804230
the version they dreamed up sucked, but this is kino. the threads have been fun as hell

>>211804249
lmfao nice

>>211804230
It’s been kino stfu

>>211804259
Stop posting Nina.

>>211804228
When those cam shots got released I got real groomer vibes from her. If she wanted to start at 15 she subconsciously wants other teens to do the same

>>211804240
kek

Enough Direnc already
Swap in Aryeh

>>211804043
let me guess, you’re one of those retards that thinks consciousness arises naturally out of complex systems

lmao Aryeh

>because I’m not very maternal
Says the woman acting like a mother to a bunch of tards kek

>>211804288
she's doing it well

>I have my cats
oh no no no

>>211804249
daring synthesis....

>>211804300
severe lack of brat energy in this house

>>211804255
>>211804250
The Roman senator requests all ridicule of the Jewish priests be kept to a minimum

>Drench admitted being a childless cat lady
It's over.

>>211804301
No, not really.

>>211804284
He sees that she's making other jewish scammers look bad by being this obvious.

>>211804249
Epic cumtown bit

>>211804284
>away with this hebrew nonsense!

she's basically already has the disposition of a housewife. what do she mean she doesn't want children?

>>211804300
It's a crime.

>>211804317
>Arye autistically refuses to go alone with the bit
Kino incoming

Sex with drench leading to pregnancy and marriage

Can someone give me a qrd on the Angelica ig stream last night?

>>211804300
total egirl death

>>211804317
She does not leave the chair until her brother is mentioned

No child with my wife direnc... its over...

>>211804329
this lol

>>211804249
hi brian

>>211804256
Actually a good thing thinking about it

>>211804302
he just like me fr

>>211804249
this is so good are you doing requests? can you do him as a high fashion model?

>>211804200
her nudes are fantastic. in case anyone is wondering her huge milkies are on full display on the second half of this image.

>HE SEXUALLY ABUSED HER
>oh
got dark

guys its probably better the literal methhead prostitute doesnt have children

>chased down the street with a sword
MERT IT UP

that children question got the witch triggered

>>211804356
>They know Drench is the only reason Ellie is still there
BREAK THAT SHIT UP JET

>>211804329
she's larping with the old lady
>Only 3 boyfriends
cmon be serious

>mints, send a 100 tts messages calling that old bitch a faggot for spoiling the show

>>211804356
Thats not maternal though. Ellie is more like her prison bitch

>>211804256
Get on Tay's level

>>211804369
I never noticed her ear is tattooed damn

>>211804356
Shut up Mints you're not funny

>>211804369
She has retarded face tattoos anon there is no way she would be a good mom

Will this fortune teller blow up and get a lot more work after this?

>>211804358
She probably got molested herself and wanted to start cam whoring at 15. She don’t want kids because she might do something bad

she's having trouble reading Direnc because of her fucked up accent still exists inside her head

>>211804369
You can have the herpes, though.

>>211804317
The psychic likes Direnc because she knows Direnc and Fred totally buy it

>>211804309
>>211804313
awful

>>211804300
Anon is a pedophile

>>211804300
No, we lost this

Aryeh won’t work because he’s jewish

>>211804309
>funny shitposting threads make a shitty bit enjoyable
many many such cases

>>211804403
this

>they arent responding well
>time to dump my trauma

>>211804356
nuke production

>>211804316
I love this retard so much

i've had the same problems
i literally cannot find a woman that DOESN'T want to have kids holy shit

>it became darktank
oh boy

It's sad for Direnc not to want kids because she's very mom coded. She prob would be a good mom.

>>211804425
>who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
>Spongebob squarepants

>>211804420
nigga that's Jin in a wig

>>211804369
I can fix her

>>211804415
Wrench definitely sees a 2D apple let's be real there's not a lot going on up there

>>211804200
So cute

>>211804300

>>211804268
you are lol. people who think they know everything are so fucking retarded. every human in the world really doesn't know shit. if you think you're smart you're fucking retarded. there's so much shit we don't know. we aren't shit.

Direnc would be a great mom I believe. Some people need to have a kid to realize that

>>211804427
that's the most we can possibly hope for desu

she wiffed the direnc fortune

>>211804446
wtf

why do girls love shit like this so much kek

>>211804448
this nigga really said mom coded

HOLY SHIT
look at that inprint

>>211804448
do you people forget she's literally a crackwhore

>>211804445
I can't find one who does. Wanna trade?

I just realized the reader mentioned direnc possibly being a lesbian because the reader saw the direnc camshows LOL

>>211804446
No way

Finally some kino. Freddy.

>>211804456
someone posted this a few threads back
is that her?

>>211804448
She wanted to start escort and stripping at 15. I understand why she doesn’t want kids

>>211804448
When you've been brainwashed not to have kids from a very young age by the tiny hats, it's kinda hard to break that conditioning.

FREDDY TIME LET'S GOOOOO

>>211804320
Nope, I just don't think that my brain is sending vibes out into the ether that old hags or "sensitive persons" can interpret

>>211804456
wtf happened?? she looks so good here

>>211804457
that's all that needs to be going on for her to be my wife

>>211804104
>the absolute worst, cringiest part of S2, Tay soiing out
that's your fucking opinion dude, you can have it, but it's fucking wrong because Judge sperging out was 10000000000000000000000x better than LE BASED ARYEH DEFENDING ISRAEL YET ANOTHER TIME!!

>>211804180
>>211804463
She would be an amazing mom. She's so patient and caring. I wish she'd see it

>>211804446
holy shit kek

Ohio skibidi.

>>211804461
WHO HAS THE FULL ANGIE LIVE PLEASEEE

>>211804471
ssssnnnnniiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffff haha just messin around hope everybody is havin a good saturday

>>211804471
Thanks for the input, jin.

thats the concussion fred

>>211804213
You’re not from north county SD, you don’t know how these things work

you already know Freddy's mind is going to be blown by everything she says

>>211804446
oh fuck

what the fuck he said that the other night

Why did they skip Seth?

WTF THE DOG GOD THING FROM YESTERDAY

>>211804446
It was a Lynn, not a Linda

>>211804446
dark magic

SHE'S QUOTING FREDDY FROM THE OTHER NIGHT WTF

>>211804471

>>211804461
>brown areola
yummers

>>211804446
JET SHUT IT DOWN

>>211804471

>>211804471
/sniff

>>211804463
No she'd raise children with mother issues

>>211804519
Who?

pussy wrangler lore incoming

Why are people so upset the crackwhore prostitute doesn't want children? Have you guys never seen that video of a bunch of black guys fucking with a whores son before going to fuck his mother?

>>211804470
using “coded” after any noun is unbearably plebbit tier cringe

>>211804471

>>211803793
kek

DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS BROS?!?!?!?!?!
WTF SHE JUST SAID EXACTLY WHAT FREDDY SAID
DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS IS GOD
>WTFWTFWTF!?!?!?!?!

>does the name hack_blastard mean anything to you?

>>211804463
Because women are gay

>>211804519
who?

>>211804537
kek

mondocord isn't even trying lol
just phoning it in like jet

>>211804523
Close enough

Do you know a Jupiter?

>>211804446
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC

>>211804471
goddamn

>>211804534
I don’t see how though. She’s fiercely loyal and defensive of her people

>>211804537
>FAFO back then
kek he loves that phrase

>>211804537
the fafo grip kills me every time

>>211804537
100% a virgin

>>211804343
agree to disagree

>>211804500
>>211804463
Drench would be a bogan cigarette-mom.

>>211804392
holy fucking based

freddy is gonna be talking about this for the rest of the day

>>211801429
>>211801429
>>211801429
recycle

>>211804456
Manson family girl vibes

>>211804577
You're actually retarded if you believe this

>>211804493
makeup + hair blowout

Drench and Freddy are fucking marks

>>211804461
Fastest nip slip in the west

>JIMMY

>>211804537
shirt + stash = amazing

>JIN MENTIONED
>GOOD ENERGY

This is an IQ test and it's hilarious to watch

Ellie my nihilistic queen is bored, i love her

>>211804557
>mondocord
This ain’t s1

>>211804519
Cold reading wouldn't work on him because he doesn't know anybody outside of his immediate family. Also probably doesn't broadcast his info to the world like other people. Also could be that they prepared her for Jin and not Jin's replacement.

>>211804550
>femcel
>summer who gets fucked frequently (not gonna mention skin color)
>two other sluts
They need to be violently killed by Drench's brother

>jin and jimmy

>>211804222
Checked. Which points do you disagree with anon?

>>211804099
very grippable neck

>>211804487
psyop queen lujan
hate to have to tell you this, but you suffer from severe retardation and facial blindness

>>211804462
Cool, so you believe in psychics because epistemology is too difficult for you to wrap your head around. Got it

>>211804519
Because Ellie's reading said she'd be with Seth while Jet seethed in the background.

>>211804550
>sluts calling themselves femcels

>>211804608
you're retarded if you think a 37 year old man isn't a virgin with how much he talks about pussy

>>211804691
They can only attract sub 5 men

>>211804683
I thought it was her but without the awful lip filler and before the crack

>>211804043
It radiates outwards in the words you say, your face and body language.

>>211804526
God Lumine is so perfect

>>211804715
having sex in high school was guaranteed for 90% of millennials
sucks to be a baseded out rekt endocrine zoomer

>>211804789
im older than you anon

>>211804770
Then any non-autist has psychic ability, lmao.

>>211804628
i prefer the old website :^) also the retro effect was ass

>>211804962
Fair enough have a good one anon

WHOS MARK