You know what guys. All I want to do is have sex with women. Is that OK? No I don’t want to be a famous musician, movie star or have a job. I don’t want to make money. I just wanna have sex. Nothing else. Is that so bad? I try but they aren’t always up for it so I pay for it. I don’t know how to ask for sex in whatever way they wang me to. No. I don’t wanna play the piano. I wanna blow my load. No I have masturbated. It doesn’t feel good. I wanna have SEX.

women belong in chains and cages and should not have basic human rights. they are property and should be treated as such

I prefer having sex with men.
A shaved butthole is so cute.

>>211812269
Disgusting

>>211812067 (OP)
No, you are right. I also want sex but I'm too autistic to even pay a prostitute.

>>211812067 (OP)
Dude, having sex with a woman is so easy lol, you must be some big time autistic loser. Im at the stage in my life where Im tired of women altogether lmao

I don’t want sex, I just want cuddles. I’m not an animal. I’m at war with some boring ninjer who’s been with my soul mate for 6 years, I just met her last year. Winning is not about successful seduction here. I don’t need to make sense anymore, I’m not boring. Never was.

man i sure love television and movies!

>>211812067 (OP)
Goddamn i hate these threads
1. shut the fuck up
2. start working out, tomorrow, no excuses
But you wont, because you are weak and a lazy coward
fuck you

Prove me wrong

>>211812571
All it would take is sending that fucker one text like ;) but I’m not like that.

I just want a black gf

>>211812635
1. I should be able to say whats on my mind
2. I don’t need to work out. I just need to find someone who wants me. But I have to jump through a million hoops in order to do so. Why? This is retarded, for both me and whoever I find.

>>211812933
1. no you shouldn't. fuck you.
2. if you aren't willing to put the work in to be an attractive prospect, why should anybody give a fuck about you?

>>211812635
>>211812933
>>211813290
1
2
Buckle my shoe

>>211813322
kek

>>211813322
3
4
Shit on the floor

>>211813290
But I am an attractive prospect. I should just have a woman who is ready and waiting for me whenever I get horny. Regardless of what I do.

>>211813655
you're a fucking retard actually

>>211813655
How are you an attractive prospect?

>>211813706
>>211813675
I could ask you why I’m a retard, but you wouldn’t know how to respond anyways. I’m attractive because I shower.

>>211814081
your personality is ugly as sin
and yet you think you're owed female companionship
you're retarded

>>211814272
I’m sure you understand my personality well enough that you picked up on it after a few words on an anonymous imageboard.

>>211812839
I literally can’t get off to anything that isn’t WMBF porn anymore. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>211814395
Based. Who are your favorites to watch?

>>211814358
Yes.

>>211814081
Showering is an important piece. Honestly you could pull a lady with just that, but your standards might be higher than just "a woman who showers".

im a non famous musician who has sex and is finally having my first kid so all I want now is a decent job so I can feel like I don't live pay check to check, I wanted a home too but I think ill be in pregnancy debt for life

>>211812571
your ideal chick has been with a negro 6 years? youre probably not missing out on much

>>211812635
more than working out learning how to talk to and charm woman is key, i have enough "cool" traits that women find me interesting between being in bands and being an outdoor guy and long distance driver

>>211817074
>pregnancy debt
the fuck you talking about??? I just had a kid and my max out of pocket for the year is 7k, everything else is covered by insurance

>>211812067 (OP)
i think i'd pick being a pikachu that could surf over having sex

>>211812067 (OP)
Is pikachu a woman <3_<3