Thread 211813134

>>211813134 (OP)
won what? the Ugly Bitch award?

>>211813134 (OP)
nice clam

i love when girls have a FAT pussy

>>211813134 (OP)
yeah but at what cost?

>>211813316
i bet its warm and slippery

>>211813134 (OP)
She looks like Keira Knightley had a daughter with down syndrome.

Can someone post the Masie pastas?
The one about meeting her on the street and the one whetr thr actor who played Gendry needs to pretend that she's hot.
Please and thank you.

pusy

>>211813134 (OP)
If only i had won.

>>211814699
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
>“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu “ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter “I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
>“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
>“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles “JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

>>211813375
it makes me so angry when a gril has a really slippery pussy. i always say DRY IT OUT

>>211813134 (OP)
Mogged.

>>211813134 (OP)
about that...

>>211815114
girls HATE it when you stick your finger in their belly button

>>211813134 (OP)
Any new forearm hair pics?

>>211814865
Thanks fren

>>211815471
https://youtu.be/HGYOTSu9OJI?feature=shared&t=205

>>211815405
>>211815457
in fairness, she doesn't look nearly as hideous standing next to chloe

>>211813134 (OP)
Imagine being the photographer and you have to go "oh yeah, Maisie, so sexy" "give it to me girl" "mmmm that's right, show off the goods!" but inside you're feeling sick and regretting eating before the shoot, wondering if you will make it without hurling the baked beans and fried toast all over her airplane sweater.

>>211813388
what a slag

>>211813388
she's genuinely fuck-ugly but i can't help but want to rape her

>>211813134 (OP)
People trying to convince themselves and others that this gargoyle was attractive is what led to Bella Ramsey.

>>211816590
no, this one is actually ugly & not cute in any form

>>211817076
Would

>>211813160
based

>>211816068
wtf is with this bitches that get surgery to look like this ? The same with the one from The Boys

>>211813134 (OP)
the roses o' engerlund never fade
'eres to you Maise! Me luv.

>>211817076
true, at least Zandalia is somewhat fuckable

>>211813134 (OP)
She was always my favourite.

>>211813160
boom fpbp
have you seen this bitch lately? she's fucking hideous

>>211813134 (OP)
Won what?

>>211818198
She likes to skinny dip with her friends

>>211820450
you sure she isnt fat-dipping cuz she aint skinny

>>211813134 (OP)
Cool shirt.

>>211813316
Based. I love when it grips

>>211816344
Her and Millie, you could say these British slags have some type of charm

>>211813134 (OP)
moner broner

>>211820491
>she aint skinny
Are you mental? She's has elfin proportions.

I don't get what people mean when they say that she's ugly. She has an exotic face so she automatically looks bad? I think she's cute, not in the "I like looking at her face for the sex appeal" way but in the "I like looking at her face because it's genuinely aesthetically pleasing" way

>>211818198
lady of the lake, gotta throw my sword into her pond

>>211821962
There's nothing exotic about her face. She just looks retarded.

>>211818198

Bloodborne is a documentary about London. Bongborne.

>>211817372
which planet of the apes movie is this?

>>211816590
that started with emma watson

She has a nice petite body. That’s all I need

she's hot in a cute way

>>211817372
>wtf is with this bitches that get surgery to look like this ?
body dysmorphia, mental illness
same shit like with the dudes that go tattoo every inch of their body and put metal balls under their forehead

>>211823714
A lot of people think that but the /tv/ hivemind has decreed she's a goblin.

i like her

>>211813134 (OP)
shame about the physiognomy, but her legs are top tier.

>>211823763
uhh, why does she look good (unrecognizable) here?

>>211823763
too much makeup here

Maisie board.

>>211827136
>Arya Horseface indeed

>>211827136
She's lovely.

>>211827434
she is cute as fuck
>>211827472
Jesus imagine all those Maisies in your room lol

>>211827472
I would tickle all of them!

>>211821962
She looks like Stephen Fry with smaller boobs anon

>>211828032
This is AI isn't it?

>>211828032
i suckle she

>>211828255
No, it's from The New Look

>>211828032
nice
love her

>>211816068
I'd absolutely destroy Chloe & Maisie. Genuinely my dream Hollywood threesome. I'd breed the pair of them to give me many sons

>>211828690
She can be so odd looking but you somehow know she would be an absolute freak in the sack.

>>211828756
Sophie taught her all sorts of kinky tricks

>>211828255
there was some movie where she's naked in it iirc, not long after she turned 18

Love brit women desu

>>211829817
Hands off, these lovely ladies are all ours.