Cowboy edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jet summoned Lori Bruno, an 85-year-old witch who wouldn't stop saying insane shit http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
-- The witch said a gay guy is coming, she knew about Fatty's asian ghost from S1, and she said "I don't know what BWC is but I like it," and believes AIDS is the will of God and that Jesus was an alien
-- Aryeh was too autistic and the psychic got mad
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K
-- Silence bags have RETURNED, as have lootcrates which now inlude 1 fishbuck
-- Direnc put Aryeh in the doghouse for taking her candy

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>>211819520

Drench whines about a lot desu

clip of Ellie saying nigger?

mints ass

>>211821097 (OP)
BWC

Watermellie

They keep sending Mints up on the treadmill for the nightly entertainment but they never tell him to point that ass at the camera

If you saw a 90lb woman get gangraped by the entire tank on week one and not tap out at all and felt like she deserved to go you are fucking cooked
just sayin'

>>211821116
She didn't, she said faggot for like the 10th time

now that the dust has settled, can we admit them watching extreme peace was actually good not extreme peace itself but it being a total car crash and the non reaction to it made the bit funny?

The orb says Jet fumbled the season and it’s gonna crash and burn.

Whole day just found myself thinking how much better it'd be if Angie/Jin/Rachel were here.

Imagine fucking rachel during the voodoo doll challenge, haha oh lordy

>>211821117
this sucks,the AI made his ass smaller than it is

>>211821138
yeah drunk freddy laughing his ass off whilst drench looked completely unamused was funny

>>211821142
well she would have racial immunity so she wouldn't need to participate

>>211821133
stfu simp faggot go cry about it on reddit kek

update on discussion point I posted last night-
seems Ellie and Direnc are drifting apart, and seems like Ellie is going to fold like cardboard on the first real physical challenge
Accurate? or will mommy bogan shield her somehow?
Betting the next big hurdle will be the cell or the triathlon, and in either case Ellie is donezo

>>211821131
Need to change treadmill placement

You faggots made me sad nostalgic over maplestory gaia and being a kid.
I hope she’s doing well bros

>>211821142
>Imagine rachel
>during a challenge
proof that the people acting like rachel getting kicked had any impact of effect on the show aren't watching, you can't imagine rachel during a challenge because she wouldn't have participated, stop adding rachel because to me it looks like you're trying to not look like an Angie simp trying to cover it up by adding her

I've been making memes of what happens each day but this shit has become so soulless and derivative that the fun doesn't even last 24hrs. Hopefully people remember what I'm referring to in the postseason.

>>211821142
she wouldn't have even come downstairs for the challenge be for real

>>211821133
Literally everyone here itt knows it should’ve been Spencer that left. But whaddya gonna do? They’ll get some freeloaders in to salvage the stream after their galaxy gas decision making like they always do

>>211821114
>direncseether
>tbqh filtered
sounds about right

Fafo grippin my shit rn

>>211821169
Drench's whole gameplan is dragging Ellie to the end so she doesn't have to deal with Freddy in a final

>>211821169
drench still has her autist harem so she has no reason to keep ellie around

>>211821178
>>211821183
>Implying the last day she was there she wasnt downstairs and active most of the day
She was getting her shit together, you just didnt let her cook

Tomorrow will be the greatest day in fishtank history

>>211821181
>Hopefully people remember what I'm referring to in the postseason.
We wont!

Jin won. Marky was raped

>>211821190
retard

there's no shock value left, everything's been done before, this cast sucks, & the wiggers are at their laziest. the thrill is gone, it's over.

>>211821202
it is weird they kicked her after her being the most active since day 1

>>211821202
lol she knew her husband was coming and she was leaving faggot, before that she was just crying about not getting paid 50k on the spot and threatening suicide. energy vampire.

>>211821197
she does? Argay and Dan hate her guts
they're not just going to blindly follow her screaming like they did yesterday any more

>>211821142
what challenges was rachel doing? they would have to wait 20 minutes for her to do anything and towards the end was a drugged up mess and was falling and slamming her head against walls. its hilarious how much they were able to milk her but they should have also replaced her like they did for Jin

>>211821169
It would be smart to keep Ellie as long as possible because everyone else has and will turn against her for playing the game

Hands down funniest moment of the season and they will never top it.
Rachel probably baited some of the best TTS's we've ever seen in Fishtank history.

>>211821203
Jet go to sleep you’re hallucinating again

>>211821229
>We had no idea 3 days later half the people here would be gone
so fucking grim bros

>>211821219
The seasons have only been better since season 1

Is that mints?
That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw at the bloodgames set. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest boy pussy I’ve ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy’s nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Mints screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Mints and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you’re gonna ask me how to “long” mints, I’ll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn’t play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6’5 is the minimum and I ain’t talking about height boy.
That nigga Mints stole my heart and drank my seed

>>211821228
unironically i feel like ellie has the most potential for an arc this season, we will see.

>alright so freddy you win because you were the only one who laughed at my show

Rachel should've been the only elimination this week

news to me
https://zeosqo3goc0.typeform.com/to/DwJOVinY

We did it

>>211821262
>Please save our show guys

>>211821245
she’s already talked about quitting

>brainlet
angie should leave
>midwit
seth should leave
>enlightened
jet should leave

>>211821262
Don't bother
Unless you're a MDE cocksucker like Seth you're not getting on

>>211821246
>it's real

>>211821262

>>211821262
i applied
you’ll know i got in if a freeloader shits on the floor

>>211821245
I can 100% see them doing Ellie the way they did tj

Extreme Shit 2

>>211821142
I can’t wait for this post to add the next 4 elims to it in the coming weeks.

>>211821245
>>211821274
Ellie knows the house will not be afraid to mop the floor with her if the challenge calls for it, she's in danger

>>211821274
which is why i said she has potential for an arc. she is pretty nontent and seems weak right now, but people still like her and want to see her succeed.

>>211821225
Yes they will lol, all she has to do is yell loud enough to make Aryeh crumble and she can womanhandle Daniel into compliance.

>>211821266
those cutouts are absolute dogshit, did jet do that while high on whippets?

>>211821266
surprised jin is still there

>>211821295
mark my words, she'll just quit rather than face humiliation
as she should

>>211821295
she should know that direnc has no intention to harm her like angie and will probably carry her to final 3 if she doesn't leave

>>211821305
Goran gave jin a follow, they seem to be on neutral terms now

>>211821303
Yeah I literally made a better one myself

>>211821303
Thought the same.. that just encapsulates how little effort they're all putting in on this shit ass season

>>211821243
slide me the contact playa I got 7 soft for him rn

>>211821295
today she was talking shit about Angie's fake crying and said she wouldn't quit. seems like she's coming around a bit but it will be interesting to see

from now on they should just nominate two of them each week, like handpicked by production, and they fight in the mortal realm to avoid elimination. every monday at 7pm whoever is top stox is immune for the week. the possibility that anyone other than seth is next to go is bone-chilling. also, for freeloader, you need another early to mid 20s chick. direnc needs some competition and daniel only does shit when he has a crush on someone.

>>211821169
the simps can just keep ellie in the entire season with stox

>>211821305
After he posted this the wiggers backtracked

It's so fucking funny that all of this could have been resolved is if Jet talked to Jin face to face and told him to stop meta posting about /r9k/ and Jin would have done it

But jet instead hid in the bathroom while Luke kicked Jin out.

Jet is the biggest pussy made bitch to ever exist

>>211821185
It should've been Daniel.

Can we make a group effort as /ftl/ to somehow convince dirench to let dan touch her boob? Idk why but that shit seems like the funniest shit

>>211821282
true, if jet had prepared he would have had freeloaders ready

>>211821322
how do you do that?

It's advantageous to completely kill your show not even 2 weeks in

>>211821341
drunk daniel is content

>>211821339
I think jet would have put up with it if it was just jin but it being daniel and jin both broke him and he couldn't handle an entire season of disrespect

>>211821345
she's taken

>>211821345
>naauurrrr thats not who i ammm cunt im not sum fuckin slut bimbo or sum shittttt wtf

>>211821339
its just a great view into why jet will never be a capable showrunner

>>211821169
they were conversing significantly less today without the candy challenge. Direnc would drop her with ease when it comes to it

>>211821225
Daniel is scared of Direncs wrath

>>211821345
daniel has a phone jet

>>211821356
Imagine respecting this

>>211821351
it actually is considering that's what they were aiming for since the beginning.
2weeks of tank straight into 2 weeks of fartgames

“Daniel! To get over Angelina you must feel another woman”

>Guys, it is a bit. We have a handful of actors like this who we use throughout the show. They are briefed beforehand ("you might get 'canceled' for working with me", "we are going to scream at you and break glass, walk out in outrage when you feel the tension about to peak", etc.) There was no point during filming where there was any malicious bad vibes actual tension going on* *except for the stand-up comedian guy during the talent show that part is bad
>Thank you all so much for watching

>don't kick Jin because he hurt Jet's feefees
>let Rachel walk because her gimmick was wearing thin
>no elimination this week, give immunity to the winner for next week's elimination challenge instead
I saved the season. Give me a call Ben, we can make S5 work together.

>>211821335
honestly they need to bring back doppelgangers
fat bald autist who infodumps on his special interest for Aryeh
Australian whore who will mack up on Fred and disrupt the autismo harem for Direnc

>>211821379
>as silly as he looks, that's our boss
saying this over and over is when jin became a dead man walking

>>211821367
*lifts up her shirt after 3 hours of constant tts spam*

It's advantageous to have your sketch show 9 years in the making to be a steaming turd

>>211821274
She said she wouldn't quit when TTS asked her about it

>>211821133
>not the 90lb woman!!
Ah... Takes me back to S2.

>>211821227
Wiggers could've found ways to make the other fish interact with rachel during challenges and throughout the show, like checking her cpap and making sure she's fed, etc.
It was a little played out but it would've been easy to riff off of if the wiggers had committed to the bit and not played it up so hard so fast to make her want to quit immediately
assuming her entire being on the show wasn't just a huge payoff to have a lolcow proposal in the tank

>>211821394
dopplegangers idea sucks imo

>>211821278
you have to be ugly too so jet doesn't feel threatened kwab

reminder that the chats idea tonight for ellie to become content was to "do a rap battle"

>>211821414
most retarded idea award

>>211821358
>>211821367
>>211821376
>>211821386
See? It’s a pretty good idea right?

>>211821090

>>211821394
>>211821417
Can you guys work it out so I know what my opinion is

>>211821339
he's still titled about us spamming his website (raping blob dot com) in Angie's insta live lol

>>211821349
Bring Angie back and I'll do one for each fish, wigger

>>211821419
Right I forgot

Requirements to be on fishtank
>Be a hot women that Jet can fuck
>Be a literal brain dead retard that Jet doesn't feel threatened over intellectually
>Be an MDE dick riders that will glaze Jet no matter how much he shits on you

If you fit any of these criteria, make sure to apply!

Did Jet really ask Angie to "hang out"?

I swear you can perfectly see aryehs sack outline now

>>211821266
keeping my Ella pfp

I just wanna say before I fall asleep that it was an honor posting with all of you

>>211821274
>>211821408
today she mentioned she would never quit the tank, but also did she just hint she's lesbian?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750524976084123.webm

>>211821312
>she'll just quit rather than face humiliation
She is genetically ingrained to bow out before she loses face.

>>211821449
ofc

>>211821446
This nigga really needs to practice professionalism. I know you sleep in the basement and everything, but come the fuck on. Waddling around with his McDonalds gut exposed, it's just not cool, man.

>>211821404
It is hard to remember that Goran runs the show considering he looks like that

>>211821453
g'night

>have to buy stox for a pfp
no thank you

IM DA CWEATOR OF DA FUCKING SHOWWWW PUT DA LEASH ON!!!

Anyone has a link to Angie's post tank stream? I've been on vacation for two days.

>>211821449
Has there ever been any doubt?

>a gay guy is coming
jon? jimmy? burt? sam?

>>211821229
>guys they’re blocking the TTS calling Sylvia fat
>HEY RACHEL YOU SHOULD’VE STOOD IN FRONT OF THE BULLET SO IT’D ORBIT AROUND YOUR HEAD

>>211821453
see you tomorrow c:

>>211821486
what convo? i don't keep up with the offseason. is jet pulling a markey weinstein?

>>211821427
Sam Hyde is a horny lost theater kid with a weird sense of humor who lucked into bitcoin
Every one of his decisions follows from this perspective

>>211821266
you didn't tell me they're no longer free

>>211821492
most satisfying fastburn

>>211821487
nick fuentes

>>211821484

>>211821474
he's gross

>>211821457
Could be many things
>I only like older men
>I am a lesbian
>I dont like white guys
>I only like fat guys

>>211821508
Texted Cleh after it was revealed she ate out his ass kwab

>>211821486
I thought these texts were issac?

>>211821339
Love and light won

Ellie slapping herself was so hot.... made for BWC

>>211821508
Claire broke his heart many cases

>>211821522
It could simply just be
>I'm taken

>>211821484
this is how angies basement "hangout" went

Watching the S2 episodes because I never really got around to them, and I forgot how funny Judge was. Its such an obnoxious and over the top character that it eclipses being annoying into being funny.

>>211821511
you can tell they're lazy this season, didn't bother making a clean cutout , look at the edges, takes less than 10 minutes to do all 8

>>211821538
you can be taken and still find someone else cute. also, we already know she has a hungarian e-boyfriend, its not a secret

she broke my heart and ate my ass

Sooooooo how are we feeling on the whole dan dirench boob idea? I need a show of hands for tomorrow

>>211821543
S2 had the best everything except cast.

>>211821482
>$10 Ella profile pic

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750573711682421.mp4
@claire

Phew what a day...I need a dwink...

>>211821561
I forgot about that lol

>>211821565
shut da fuck up

>>211821543
>there's the judge! :)

production should start pairing contestants off to get more content out people who aren't assertive
seth + freddy, aryeh + daniel, direnc + ellie
the autists are the weakest pair here but if it's not another beat each other up challenge they might do better

>>211821562

Felt like Ellie came out of her shell a little more today after the boring as psychic bit

Dancing around and acting around Seth when she had the shut up bags on

>>211821572
He got that weird spine from sucking his own dick, didn't he?

>>211821568
I've had it since season 2 day 1 when the season 1 pfps were free

>>211821585
and the lisp too

>>211821474
You'd think Sam would be reminding Jet every day to clean his shit up but apparently not and this guy is literally rotting. It's telling
Maybe we need a Tay to call Jet out like S2 Tay did fatty

>>211821570
good answer

>>211821593
neato

>>211821585
>>211821596
Yes

>>211821581
direnc
fred
ellie
seth
daniel
aryeh

that's the ranking imo in terms of best competitors. so with that in mind, it should be
>direnc + aryeh
>fred + dan
>seth + ellie

>>211821580
he would have fit into this season, real ones know

>>211821423
Same shit they've done in the past with fatty and other freeloaders, just make her a side quest for contestants instead of the day's focus and have production continue giving her a bullshit task of the day to do in b3 as tts blows off steam.

>>211821563
JET MINTS WAKE UP DANIEL HAS A PHONE IN B4

>>211821572
Bruh

Dude is going to have severe back problems when he hits 30

>>211821575
shut da fuck up

>>211821538
C'mon now. You know why she can't say that.

>>211821563
many people want this

>>211821563
What did the psychic tell you bruh?

>>211821563
You have my vote

>>211821225
arye worships drench, he said in confessional he trusts her the most cause she saved him during candy challenge even tho he wasnt useful to her

direnc is boring when there's no challenge
but direnc is incredible when there is a challenge
also, the other fish are boring period.
so why not give direnc a special challenge to make the boring fish entertaining?

Daniel becomes Direncs footslave hehehe just jk

>>211821563
Direnc is avoidant through and through
>t. avoidant woman victim
Fred will make a move and she'll semi-gracefully dodge his advances and that'll be that

>>211821645
The let Daniel touch your boob challenge for dirench

>>211821563
Im in favor. Failure or Success, either way I hope he hyperfixates on it

I'm starting to think Daniel is only retarded.
He gets mislabeled at autistic because of his stance and the way he speaks.

>>211821653
>Direnc is avoidant
LOL

>>211821543
>Watching the S2 episodes
same I quit after the reveal that they were all plants

What was their reason for all attacking Angelina again? Daniel was going home.

why is direnc sleeping on the floor?

>>211821669
as autistic *

>>211821603
Sam and Jet don't communicate at all I think

Im Da Produca Baby

>>211821612
you’d really put daniel that low? like yeah, he’s an L machine but he’s still more game than seth, aryeh, and ellie imo.

otherwise my only change would be switching putting dan with seth. freddy would hard carry and make dan look bad i think.

>>211821670
she is
every fish has talked about their emotions and their life in depth, even ellie, except for direnc
she's guarded as hell

>>211821672
> I quit after the reveal that they were all plants
you missed out on the best season because of this

>>211821669
He did say he was in special needs classes

>>211821678
Angelina was more dangerous in the long run. It made sense for them to attack her, but it hurt the show.

>>211821683
bedsnatch fishtoy

>>211821619
>>211821633
>>211821638
>>211821642
>>211821653
Ok team let’s get this ball rolling.
This will happen before this season ends.
Screenshot this

>>211821543
HA-HA-HAAA HAAAAAAA

>>211821678
Drench unironically jealous of her

Manifesting a devastating heartattack for AB

>>211821688
Love and light

>>211821580
he shouldve applied

>>211821670
i think that anon has some sexual sense of the word in mind, because she's ready to strap herself with explosives when she gets angry and that's downright confrontational

>>211821678
production told them they'd be penalized heavily for not trying to steal
they basically had to steal so mommy bogan marshalled the autismos against the weakest target in the house

>>211821678
It was either Seth or Angie, Daniel,Aryeh,and Ellie voted for Angie while Direnc voted for Seth

How can he win?

>>211821563
the what? what’d I miss

>>211821696
so I've heard I didn't even care that they all knew what was going on I just had a weird premonition that it was gonna be MDE dicksucking tank afterwards and refused to give it a chance

>>211821720
TOUCH DIRENCH BOOBIESS

What did the witch tell production? They've been spooked all day

Direnc's booty grinding on my face

>>211821312
>>211821295
>>211821457
if she were smart she'd realize she's not beating direnc or freddie and should drop out now and start streaming and start making her own fishbux instead of making them for jet and co through tts and fishtoys

>>211821720
give direnc some fishbucks to let him grope her

>>211821727
it was a nightmare for everyone involved including the audience, but very entertaining

>>211821695
guarded ≠ avoidant, she has consistently confronted anyone who slights her even in the smallest way, she gets in the most beefs and has never walked away from an actual challenge. shes also been pretty upfront what with letting the fish know about her sex work and her brother. she doesnt talk about her emotions cause she knows it makes her seem weak and gives tts more ammo, which is a smart move from her

>>211821620
I keep telling him to fucking do 2x15 wallangels a day that shit actually helps

>>211821720
He can't, even if Freddy and Drench go Ellie's just gonna get the simp win

hack_blastard
/r9k/
marky
ciara
nina

>>211821695
Not exposing her weaknesses for prod and tts to use against her is being avoidant? It's smart.

>>211821720
Gotta grope the stripper

>>211821737
“Johnny Neptune is coming.”

this can never be topped

how many episodes of mde do you think seth has seen?

>>211821720
>puts hands in his pockets and stares at the floor silently

STOP RIGHT NOW, YOU GUYS WILL MANIFEST AND SULLY MY BEAUTIFUL GOOD WOMAN

>>211821776
More like
>Johnny is coming in Jupiter

>>211821740
whoretank

missing bitchtank's late night closet gaming seshs

only way he gets his aura back is if he gropes direnc

>>211821678
loud and obnoxious and manipulative

everyone hated her

even freddy admitted he only helped her because it was fun to be against everyone else (other than probably wanting to fuck her)

more angie type stuff

>>211821720
sadly, the retard character is never destined to win. he's just there to provide content until he gets kicked midway through and then it becomes the "sit around and wait for sam to show up" show.

>>211821721
tomorrow some anon said he plans on starting a plan to get Daniel to grope wrench

>>211821809
the retard won s2

>>211821678
Daniel and Aryeh had beef with Angie so they convinced Direnc/Ellie to ignore Seth

Word on the street is that Dan is going to grope Wrench

>>211821799
ARYEH WE GOT A LIVE ONE ERE

>>211821780
jet actually looks the part here. he should have kept that look if he's so insecure about the fish respecting him

>>211821815
that’s a heavy undertaking, I’m glad there’s paypigs trying to move things along though.

Do you guys think dan is gonna giggle and run away when he finally squeezes dwenches boobies?

I’m the creator of the fucking show when I say give me a rimjob you give me a fucking rimjob

>>211821816
jimmy was the retard
tj was just a normalfag faking a speech impediment. notice how he doesn't have that problem anymore?

>>211821823
can confirm
>t. street nigga

>>211821816
>The retard brought ME back. The retard kept me out of handcuffs!

she'll forgive daniel

>jet neptune wants to be a contestant on his own reality show
jet neptune is the kinda guy who would get the simmons/jin/ted treatment.

>>211821780
>>211821828
Yeah. Skinny Jet really has a sort of FAS Johnny Knoxville charm about him that I miss.

Fishtank is good /tv/ for dogs. I think that's what they should rebrand as a digital daycare for your dog specifically when nothing is happening and they're all best friends.

>>211821802
fred didn't want to fuck angie at all
being that infantile gives men his age the ick unless they're pedos

dan goes into confessional to describe how her tits felt using food comparisons

>>211821843
Croikey that’s a dumpa

>>211821840
i understood that reference

>>211821843
Ya bloody drongo, ya had a Captain Cook at me! I'm fair dinkum itchin' to give ya a gob-smack. I ain't one to hold a blue, but I reckon I might this time, mate.

crack wife happy life

>>211821758
>, she has consistently confronted anyone who slights her even in the smallest way
avoidant doesn't mean non confrontational
avoidant means unwilling to be emotionally vulnerable. there's layers to it. being upfront about sex work and familial history with friends is not usually the level of vulnerability that triggers avoidant behavior

>>211821859
dogs watch it?

Can someone give me a qrd of what happened in Angie's ig live? Last I remember is Jin trying to warn her about her simps raping her maybe?

>>211821867
“It fewt pwee gewd”

>>211821522
She's talked about simping for a specific guy that didn't want her to go on ft.
And she's called him, Julian Casablancas (I know...) and Luke "beautiful" like a horny retard.
So she likes men, but apparently older ones.

No idea what would preclude Seth.

>>211821866
>the ick
kill yourself faggot

>>211821858
it's not even so much being skinny as not dressing like a complete slob when you're supposed to be the boss
i get thats his bit but then he shouldn't be surprised when the cast shits on him

time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me

>>211821886
Yea I'm watching right now.

>>211821859
Jimmy is gonna fuck that dog

>>211821891
>So she likes men, but apparently older ones.
>No idea what would preclude Seth.
ellie is BMC only

DIRENCHS BOOBEHSS JEETTYTT FISHTOY FOR DIRENCH BOOBY

the will of D demands a grope

we may go the entire season without Daniel making use of the fact that he’s the most physically advantaged fish.

what's your favorite moment from this season? mine is arye vs the spongebob community.

>>211821894
you got the ick from me saying the ick

>>211821891
yeah my money is on older men. maybe she'd get in trouble because she started edating the guy while still being a minor or something like that

>>211821901

aryeh has wrinkles on his head

>>211821917
superbed

>>211821899
the audience longs for Andrew.

>>211821917
When daniel finally touched drenchs tits

>>211821891
>So she likes men, but apparently older ones.
She's 18 haha of course she does
nevermind I believe now that Ellie has a bright career in grifting

>>211821931
this. he got her good.

Is Sam a nigger freak?

>>211821911
Boobies

How are fish always able to sleep with the lights on? That's crazy to me.

I dislike

>>211821910
Luke is blond and blue-eyed.
May she only likes non-virgins, or hates christians or rednecks.

>>211821915
He has autistic coordination = not actually physically advantaged

>>211821917
I liked it when we had a full cast, that was pretty good. Losing three fish in one week has hurt the show a lot, but production being dumb and hurting their own show is a Fishtank tradition at this point.

Was Ellie groomed. Is that going to be a lie detector question

>>211821945
notice how Daniel is staring at her ass

>>211821917
fred putting up a close fight with luke

>>211821945
Andewa onwi had b cawps

if i was doing the voodoo challenge, i would draw daniel and make him kick jet in the face over and over.

>>211821891
i think you may be right. I believe she also has dad issues - iirc her bio father is a crackhead or something and her step father is the doctor, but she lives with her older sister who's in her 30s... so i'm not sure how any of this works out

so she's probably "asexual" (ie has super high standards - criteria include being older, very attractive, tall white men, stating being asexual is just a defense to deter a majority of other men)

>>211821952
Its too late to modify the plan. We work with what we got

>>211821915
>Daniel making use of the fact that he’s the most physically advantaged fish.
Nobody wants to see him suck his own dick, so good

>>211821917
rachel

>>211821945
pfft

>>211821967
they'd call it danieling off

>>211821917
Mints

>>211821836
he didn’t have a speech impediment

>>211821917
Dan v Fred on the superbed. Very much s "you had to be there" moment

>>211821923
this is probably it, also looks bad on the wiggers like she’s being pimped out or whatever

>>211821887
>maybe

Do you guys seriously think you can get him to touch anyone woman? Not even just the crackwhore?

>>211821917
Hardest I've laughed in 8 days was Aryeh struggling with the bed sheets earlier.

>>211821992
we can probably get him to touch seth

>>211821983
Cringekino of the highest order

it's time

>>211821887
Or just a link would be good. Someone had to record it right? I know anons were recording Smaack's lives ffs

>>211821243

>>211821956
>Is butterbean ok?

>>211821917
Jet and Ben yelling at Fred over stealing pills felt karmatic

>>211821992
Even crackwhores have standards

>>211821950
they won’t have the balls because of the semantics but that is the only thing you could ask her apart from the hamster thing

>>211822022
see, Mints mogs Vance is charisma

>>211821522
lmao she's tryin to cultivate a simp following.
Are you a fat middle aged white guy? Then you should be simping for Ellie lmao. She 100 percent likes fat old white guys ahahahahhahahahahahhahaha.

>>211822012
>yea nigguh get dat switch n hop in yo hellcat skirt up the block to dat bitch and shoot dat shit if she ain’t let you cop a feel of them tittehs namsayin?

>>211822022
How the fuck is this guy not extremely mortified by his own appearance? If I looked like this I would be drinking constantly, godly confidence

>>211821917
Superbed.
Laughing at Daniel's anti-game.
Then laughing at how Angie was super horny regardless of how pathetic he was (she was probably just too hot and couldn't sleep)

>>211821939
Yeah it's not a real trend, because Casablancas is 40 but looks like a chubby 16 boy not "old coded"

>>211821960
I kind of assume the crackhead story is fake, even her doctor father fact. The sister is real because she refers to her in a parental way (asked her if she was allowed to have her hair cut on the show)
She says in that clip anon posted that the reason she doesn't like Seth is part of the "10 facts" about her she gave to production.
This is a real mystery.

/srg/ is kill

>>211822038
I dont think she likes fat guys, I was just pointing out that it could be more things other than being a lesbian.

>>211821998
Anyone got clips? I missed this

>>211822031
Is "charisma" an euphemism for gigantic bubbly ass in this context? If so, then yes.

>>211821720
There is no rhyme or reason to Jet's retarded show. The only thing he can do is lay low and avoid pissing off Jet and then maybe he won't get kicked by some arbitrary bullshit.
High chance he will get voted off because Jet is retarded and doesn't even understand when he is setting up a vote, like the whole candy thing just turning out to be a vote. Whoever lost is who everyone else voted to leave by ganging up on them.

>>211822060
But does she love Scott?

I looked at the freeloader page they set up and its all pretty basic questions, no wonder they fuck up the casting constantly. Any of you applied? What did you respond to the "who's your favorite contestant?" question.

>>211822049
What happen?

>>211821917
jet hiding in the bathroom
easily top fishtank moment across all seasons

>>211810548
>Ben is pretty funny
>Ellie goes to confessional
>Brings Daniel and tells her to leave and rambles about his podcast
>holy fuck
kek
it was me who told Ellie to go to the confessional because my bro whom I was prompting for 2 years to watch the show with me tuned in finally, and he likes Ellie
so I got Ellie in there and Ben instantly ejected her, ruined it and my bro tuned out LOL
they refunded my TTS telling Ellie to go there btw

>>211821457
>>211821522
What 'trouble' could she possible get in for saying 'why' she doesn't think Seth is cute???

related to 'what' fact about her?
What are fish not allowed to say other than hurting any of the wiggers egos?
Literally nothing else?

>>211821917
When Ice cuffed Shoovy to the wall

Laurie said something that freaked the wiggers out. They were still tense even when they came up to deal with Seth. How bad was it?

>>211822083
I am my favourite contestant

Is Seth gonna try to kill himself after he gets eliminated?

>>211822109
when skrimble cuffed zimbop to the wall?! woah! i don't know who these people are.

>>211822109
shut da fuck up

>>211822097
I remember that but why she had a bag on her head lol

>>211822118
>>211822121
Sorry, but the fagtank sucks this season

>>211822128
some paypig decided to mute the talkative Ellie

>>211822116
that would be sweet

>>211822097
that’s good at least. Other than Direnc, she’s probably the fish who’s been there the least. I hate where it’s positioned because it’s barely used

>>211822112
>someone is going to markypost this season and that will be the final straw for sam.

>>211822061
It was like a 10 minute ordeal, and he just couldn't figure it out. Search Aryeh in clips by newest and theres like 5 of them as it went on

>>211822130
It's time to return to our homeland

>>211822128
oh you mean why i'd ask her to go there when she had the mute bag on?
i wanted to ask some weird questions and have her respond with her body

>>211822118
When Johnny scraped Joopy to the wall while Hackblastard watched. Kino!
Had to speak your language mi amigo que pasa

>>211821522
>>211821960
daddy issues tends to lead to a preference for older men, but not necessarily old looking men, just men who are experienced and can take charge

i'll bet what she was going to say is that she doesn't like virgins, but it obviously occurred to her that some of the audience are virgins and that this would alienate them. seth told freddy he was a virgin right in front of ellie

>>211822142
Are we touching angies tit of aussies?
I vote Angie

>>211822143
need a mints vs aryeh twerk off

>>211822097
>>211822153
You should try again tomorrow

>>211822170
Angie died man, she's gone

Calling it. Direnc is Ellie's type.

>>211822181
getting my bro to watch is real hard but ill try again

nothing happened today

+ they're asking for freeloaders

did Jet's plan already fail?

>>211822170
I vote angie too but dumb wiggers ruined it

>>211822194
plan?

>>211821522
>I am a lesbian
>I don't like white guys
It's probably this, she knows she'll lose whatever simps she has if she admits to either one.

>>211822184
She didn't even take her cheese burger backpack. Surprised Aryah hasn't stolen it. Pic related

>>211822194
His new plan will be to devise the ultimate scheme to get Daniel’s hands down dwrenches shirt

>>211822194
The psychic said some real shit that has Ben and Jet shook. We'll be back to normal after the drugs take hold again.

Next elimination challenge should just be a 1v1 seth vs ellie bullshit to punish them for being useless

>>211822216
That’s Jets plan or is it something a paypig is spamming in here?

Does jet browse these threads as much as he used to during seasons before?

>>211822170
anon..

>>211822240
Doubt he does personally anymore since everyone thinks he’s an incompetent faggot, but one of the basement niggers for sure does.

>>211822240
Yes, but after recent spiritual revelations he hasn't shown his ass as much. Maybe because Mints is just that much thiccer

>>211822234
I think paypig but I’m all for it….. should be her ass instead

Now the dogs have had their meat
I think I'll go plug in the mains

>>211822225
>The psychic said some real shit that has Ben and Jet shook.
Are you being silly or did she actually say something that freaked them out?

the wrench raping seth was the funniest shit to happen today

>>211822193
maybe pay him to watch instead

>>211822245
Nonsense you're here forever his type never goes away even if there's a plague of new fags.

>>211822240
No he hasnt come back since he fucked up S2. Ben does browse

>>211822240
no ben does though occasionally

>>211822259
Real

>>211822249
>>211822245
>jet if yow weading dis, can yew make a chawwenge that duhwench has tuh wet m- I mean daniew touch her boobies

I just got a mosquito bite for the first time this year
Surprised it took this long honestly

>>211822287
seth is a faggot

>>211822287
I got a bunch from of niggas to help me touch drenchs boobs

>>211822264
>>211822193
there is something seriously wrong with the both of you.

>>211822274
They both are aware of love and light. Love and light was featured in extreme peace.
Love and light was mentioned by the psychic.
What did that love and light post say again? Idk someone threw their trip on cause it was so dang interesting idk I just use reddit so I'll never know.

>>211822261
>the wrench raping seth was the funniest shit to happen today
Sounds hot, why did she do it?

i found out trump got shot and that the us bombed iran from fishtank tts

Scott The Woz > Scott Sullivan MMA

>>211822286
So what did the psychic say exactly that your ideas are bad or that you're acting like Cole

>>211822315
Yeah...no.

Sucking on her nipples minutes before a cam show to get her ready….

>>211822301
why

>>211821391
i miss that smile already bros

>>211822312
What was on during the shooting? Bitchtank?

>>211822312
I learned that Bam Margera died.
I can't believe they hit castle Bam to get us into a war

>>211822304
voodoo challenge, she penetrated it with a pen and made him writhe on the floor moaning. she also made him act out fucking and jacking fred. WRENCH W

Complete nontent

>>211822261
QRD?

>>211822362
It's true.

>>211822362
Neptunian.

>>211822347
i miss listening to her cry
it was so fucking hot

Jet, the socks must come off.

>>211822379
how do we even achieve this? seems impossible
seems like taylor level of impossibility

Sorry Jet she only fucks with real streamers stick to Shadi

The Raped

DAY 9 REVIEW

Nontent / 10

>>211822362
Ellie is objectively the most pretty girl to have ever been on fishtank, that’s content to me

>>211822362
JUST YOU WAIT FOR MY MASTER PLAN BITCH! ILL BE THE ONE WHO GOT DIRENCH TO LET DANIEL TOUCH HER TITTIES!
THEM WE WILL SEE WHATS NONTENT

>>211822390
Idk Taylor is pretty easy in my experience if you're actually handsome

You guys know the anon trying to rile people up to psyop Direnc into letting Daniel touch her boobs is Daniel himself with a hidden phone right?

What bits does Jet have planned for today

>>211822362
>1 week into season
>complete and utter nontent
neptunian

>>211822410
Daniel has to use text to speech to type things so it isnt him

when did Sam Hyde become a born again christian? he's so cringe

>>211822390
I can make this my next mission after operation crack hawk down.

>>211822408
Why not just offer her money? She is a whore by trade, but I know this show is low budget and not a real production and all. Maybe just offer her one of those Xans that Rachel "lost"

>>211822390
no socks challenge

>>211822431
anyone who reaches actual maturity turns to Christ

>>211822402
they needed a nontent day, they were going way too crazy to keep up that pace all season

>>211822410
He types fast for using a Jitterbug I guess those big buttons really help

Ellie opened up yesterday, that made me happy :)
I think Ellie wants to distance herself from Direnc after she showed how fucking crazy she is

>>211822431
He never did. He knows fat people like him don't go to heaven

Will Dan have to use dumbells for the groping plan

>>211822431
Probably around season 2 when they fucked with some bad shit on top of all the dick sucking behind the scenes. Shitting blood really scares a big guy when you have clumps of hair falling out at the same time

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5UXpOpKL2g

>>211822437
christianity is subversive, non-white religion, the OG christians were like the muslims of today. beheadings, rape etc.

history repeats itself I guess

>>211822465
>r*ddit spacing
like clockwork

>>211822410
It does seem like a good idea but for me not for daniel

>>211822373
OH ITS DAMN TRUE

>>211822410
and where does he hide the phone

>>211822431
a complete sexual deviant and rage filled violent steroid of a man until he hit 40 and read the story of abraham or some shit

>>211822431
its called grifting

>>211822476
whatever, Carlos Esteves Blanco Rodrigues

>>211822484
In Ellie's pussy where Jet will never find it

>>211822379
just look at that fine tight BWC receptor

So /ftl/ missions go
1.dan touches dirench boobs
2.Ellie shoes bare feet
3.
What’s next?

>>211822458
Oh they went pretty hard. I wouldve watched if they got Burt. That man wouldve had a terrible time

Anyone got a pic of aryeh talking to the witch lady? Specifically at the table doing the tarot reading

>>211822441
Imagine, just for a moment, she removes her shoes and socks, and the putrid smell of trench foot overwhelms your nostrils.

>>211822503
Athletic tomboy (white) freeloader

>>211822500
it's 11:32 where i live

>>211822518
with short hair

>>211822503
Jet boxes with Fred and if Jet wins wrench doesn't have to do it. If Fred wins he gets all of Jet's pills. Daniel is not allowed to fight in the same way Luke fought for Jet last time

>>211822441
what'd she say

>>211822513
She did say her feet aren't nice because she wears socks 24/7 even at home

Dirench looked disgusting--nipples protruding--twerking before the Fishtank cameras. Very very disrespectful.

>>211822503
>>211822518
Jet we have demands and they must be met

Why do we have to sexually harass the female fish every season....

>>211822441
Ellie opens up everyday according to you faggots. I like her and thought she played the candy challenge well but stop pretending like she’s going to change

>>211822503
drone striking jet using a home made bomb mounted on a cheap teemu drone on bloodgames 2

>>211822534
Something about only fucking with hood niggas and they went "SOH TRUH!"

>>211822513
Ellies feet wouldn't stink, she's asian, asians dont have body odor, it's literally genetic.

>fuck retard who won retarded show
>become more famous than the retard and the show
>fuck a more sucessful retarded guy
>repeat

People need to stop overreacting with this pedo virtual signaling. She's a legal adult

You now remember people simped for Josie in S1

>>211822536
>She did say her feet aren't nice because she wears socks 24/7 even at home
please tell me there's a clip of this

>>211822560
Why do fat women post about themselves so much

>>211822351
It looks like it was the very end of Bloodgames. The Cell started on 7/14. No wonder I missed all of that, I was in the research threads on /pol/.

>>211822440
Holy fuck lmao

>>211822518
>>211822531
>>211822550
These are pretty challenging even for me….

Is there a site where I can read the older chatlogs from the fishtank website?

>>211822560
Its a tried and true strategy

>>211822565
it is pretty weird having her on the show

>>211822019
Not a soul recorded it. There was only ~200 people watching too, that shits lost forever.

>>211822565
bongzaripper in shambles

>>211822586
18 years old is a fully grown adult human, anon

>>211822565
Did you REALLY just send a LOVE LETTER to a LEGAL ADULT... i'm fucking BOILING WITH RAGE YOU PEDO SCUM!!!! She literally JUST finished her 18 rotations around the sun... I'm calling all my fellow trad cath larpers... enjoy the reckoning chud...

>>211822555
base

Jet should give the winner of the next elimination contest a real suicide drone.

>>211822586
the letter was a copypasta from a S3 binx simp, not an actual admission

>>211822568
I'll see if I can find it, it was after a remove socks TTS yesterday. Something like her feet are pasty white and her least attractive part because of the sock obsession.

>>211822560
who's the more successful retarded guy

>>211822595
its not pedophilia but its beyond pathetic

>>211822610
thanks anon, i really hope you find it

Jet I know you're here. What did the psychic say? I've got a good idea, but I want to hear it from the horses mouth. My bitty is fitted

Ok bros I’m tired but I’ll be back tomorrow to continue my plan. Thank you all for the support and i promise I’ll make this happen somehow

>>211822437
This

>>211822565
Reminds me of this
Seth said something slightly negative of TJ and this TJmaxxer lost it.
Wants him to get raped. All his tweets after are about Seth.
S2 was 2 years ago, let it go.

>>211822531
Luke was red shark when Freddie first started beefing with him though

>>211822560
>>211822585
Why do white women love retards so much bros?

>>211822611
TJs cranking it to this right now

>>211822616
why is it pathetic to be attracted to the literal hottest legal age, every year past 16 is like a water based painting being ruined in the rain

>>211822565
see >>211822593

>>211822596
He really does look a nigger kek

>>211822625
its so weird that he hates seth so much while he was constantly glazing oliver, they are basically the same person.

>>211822608
and even if it's real, what if the sender was 17?

>>211822465
esl

>>211822635
nigger its pathetic to write love letters to women on internet shows

>every year past 16 is like a water based painting being ruined in the rain
poetic nonce

>>211822632
>bottom right
Youre fucking with me right now. thats AI

if 18 is pedo tier what age would you cath larpers want to be the new age of consent or would you just call anyone wanting someone "freshly 50" a pedo too?

>>211822644
Seth said TJ sucks, that's all he did.

>>211822632
hahahahaha ty that's funny

>>211822656
hes the more successful retard anon, soon itll be the next famous retard and she'll be the mother of sams kid

drench getting groped….

>>211822618
Someone asking the real questions that the wigs don't want to answer. I wonder if she knew about big purple

>>211822565
>binx copypasta
>taking anything like this from a show like this seriously regardless
Sadly these retards need to be lobotomized. How did they even discover Sam if they can’t sniff out irony?

This thread is dead even for night time standards. Very grim.

>>211822658
It's not about age of consent, it's about age gaps.
18 year olds are still kid brained

Stripes. Trust us.

>>211822682
nothing happened today besides voodoo challenge

>>211822644
Oliver didn't cry like a faggot over being homesick and missing his mommy

>>211822565
see >>211822608

Ellie seemed a lot happier and more active today after she got that letter calling her cute and the guy fawning over her.

If it's genuine or simp baiting, she's playing her TTS/dono game well

Plot twist Ellie's date is Luke.

>>211822689
Then their parents can decide who they date. That's appropriate for a child, right?

>>211822689
well most pedos are autistic or retarded or some kind of emotionally stunted.

Ellie is safe for at least two more weeks, can't afford to lose another girl, I don't wanna watch a bunch of men desu.

>>211822658
I would just disregard these tards

some post from a few days ago said it well, zoomers are so coddled past highschool that they think 19, 20, 21, pretty much any college aged person is 'a kid', and any 'post school' LE ADULT perusing such a 'young & precious' person still in adult daycare (12th grade through all college), yes even at 20, is just LE WERID AND CREEPY!! - BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK? 20 YEAR OLDS ARE CHILDREN NOW! GOT IT?

>>211821917
when they were hanging out in Rachel's room for whatever reason and Rachel yelled out "THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY IN THIS ROOM" while Aryeh in the corner, dressed in the latex gimp suit, started talking about Spongebob

>>211822689
>18 year olds are still kid brained
this is textbook leftist/marxist talk
Begone scum

>>211822699
he also didn't suck off production to the point of saying he listens to the ben and chris podcast.

>>211822618
Love and light has genuinely gotten spooky.

Is the balding due to aryehs condition, or is it a cruel joke by god to make him bald in his 20s revealing an otherwise hidden condition?

>>211822276
imagine if aryeh and trish had 20yo daughters

>>211822703
She said before going to bed that shes very aware of the Fishtank simps and how the girls get treated in prior seasons. So I think she's just playing the game.

>>211822716
egirl freeloaders are a dime a dozen
>>211822737
high test. he just eats like shit and doesn't work out. look at his dick

>>211821917
bill ottman posting

>>211822737
I've met guys with his condition and none of them were bald/balding

>>211822743
BBW TRISH X ARYAH
The fishtank couple we need. She said herself she only fucks with light skins

Does anybody remember what the readings were? I’m sure they’re important to the characters/plot.

>>211822772
dude it was just a typical bullshit psychic reading

>>211822767
Ellie was introduced to MDE through fishtank, she was groomed bytrannies in their thirtires on discord when she was 16

>>211822749
this desu

>>211822772
Production had theirs done off camera and were freaked out all day after.
https://youtu.be/DAMdlISfiTc

>>211822658
its just fat/old women + their lap dog simps/brain washed zoomies repeating them.
none of those people actually matter at all and can + should be ignored.
its pure nonsense.

>>211822694
Tick tock, gypsy. You've got less than 6 days to think up some kind of twist. Less typey, more thinking of good show ideasy.

>>211822767
18 year olds have no idea about 4chan bro didnt you hear Daniel and Aryeh? You HAVE to be 18 to post here. And MDE? You really think kids would find a bunch of weed smoking retatds funny? Get real, the audience is all mature 50 year old billionaire philantropists

>>211821876
wtf no contacts??

>>211822694
More Angie type stuff

>woke up this morning

>>211821891

Zoomer girls are made for millennial men. They will hate you and call you a pedo for dating a girl 17 years younger than you, but fuck those old hags. They had their chance and missed it and now they're too old for me to even consider attractive.

>>211822767
millenials really are oblivious about zoomer activities

Enters to make freeloader history

>>211822792
I was honestly freaked out just watching it. I'm gonna go into church today and ask the priest if I'm okay spiritually. Surely jesus can undo any of the bad juju I picked up from watching it? Idk how this stuff works but I don't wanna be cursed

>>211822765
They’d give birth to the next iggy azalea

>>211822824
>I wear rings cause when the war comes and you all may be the last generation I know my boys can trade to get across a border or not get shot
Goran did the Mason sign of distress cause he was so uncomfortable

>>211822824
its like a final boss for a mafiaesque themed area in a souls game

>>211822828
Zoomers are 29 years old

>>211822779
>thinks the psychic reading will not have plot significance
Ngmi

jet make the call

I wish the psychic stuff had been done tomorrow or something
Everyone was still so drained from last night

>>211822859

Zoomer age range is 13-28ish. That means a girl 17 years younger than me would be 20 and a zoomer.

>>211822824
Literally how did she know about Angela? No one's been able to explain it in a satisfying way, I think she might be legit

>>211822767
Add Ellie is actually 26 years old to the pyramid

>>211822835
You good G. Just spread some love and light today at church that's all the big guy wants from you.

>>211822767
Hahaha these people believe they are in le heckin secret comedy club even though it's the biggest e-girl normie magnet in existence.

>>211822431
I think he might be sick or something
>S3 he was constantly coughing
>coughing up blood
>buying his dream cars
>overall he was a lot more moody and not as cheerful

>>211821891
which is sus because shes favored seth ever since he entered for seemingly no reason, but she doesn’t fawn over him as obviously as luke

>>211822824
I hope you all learned some red pills from the witch. The fact that she showed up with her grandsons to keep prod in check was kino.

>>211822831
>she's likely 26 years old
a zoomer wrote this retard. we wouldn't say 26, that's still one of you

you're the ones who obsess over small age gaps

>>211822824
children’s movie villain troupe

why does youtube think ellie is transgender

>>211822895
He's cursed all of them have been for awhile and they know it. They're getting more desperate to undo it, but the creator of creators will put them where they need to be when they need to be. He has a sense of humor like that. MDE never dies

>>211822431
>>211822895
Rumour behind the scenes is that he has prostate cancer

How are points calculated in Ice's thing

ellie's secret that she didn't say about why shes not into seth is because she's one of those female pedophiles and only wants to date younger guys, which would get her in trouble because shes freshly 18 and younger guys are off limits to her now, according to (((society)))

not joking btw. those discord trannies did a number on her.

>>211822913
can you even call yourself an ellie edger if you wouldn't stuff her thick girthy juicy uncircumcised girlcock down your throat?

cant wait for Aryeh vs Fuentes debate on israel kino

bitchtank looked like absolute shit lol, glad I didn't watch that trash

Now that the dust has settled; is seth better than jin?

>>211822767
>she's like 26 years old
She is the typical pick me zoomer with no real life experience.

>>211822913
She period bled through her jeans today and had to wash her clothes again, so surely she cant have a penis? Right?

>>211822926
Look I'm just gonna squash that. Guys who get fucked up the ass don't get prostate cancer like that cause the stimulation. If you want to know what it really is ask about his Heart and see how uncomfortable he gets. Love and light Jet since I know you're lurking

>>211822926
He should be wasting away if his cancer was that bad.

ellie was also in emp*thchan's discord server and got guys in there to fedpost.

>>211822945
How do you know it was period blood and not axe wound blood?

>>211822931
Her being into guro and killing hamsters was more believable.

>>211822937
he is probably a La'Ron level fish, Jin was just geting started

>>211822969
Jin was definitely going to be great. Gone to soon.

Insider here.
The witch gave Jet and Ben an existential crisis. Something about reaping what they sow. Unless they snap out of it, the rest of the show will be wholesome Friendtank because they're scared of spreading "bad vibes." Ben actually considered quitting for about an hour. Mints wasn't allowed a reading.

>>211822979
>>211822969
I really hope they bring him back. He was my favorite fish desu

>>211822986
She fears mints' sexual aura

>>211822969
I just wanna clarify he is a psychic that knows what gender your baby will be. His family also owns the local seed and feed bought it from Chucks formerly Charles

>>211822991
hes in japan now man they ain't bringing him back, bringing up personal shit is one thing but if you shit on jet then its over

>>211822964
she is into guro lol, she likes baiting men into saying insane shit so the hamster thing was probably something she said to further that.

i think her actual fetish is watching guys humiliate themselves.

>>211822954
True, they're more likely to get colorectal cancer because of damage due to repeated small tears to the anus over time. Also to Jet et al.

>>211822866
>this it will

>>211822986
>Mints wasn't allowed a reading.
Chills

>>211822986
Bullshit but I'll run with it cause Ben was clearly nervous as shit and even Jet was being weirdly respectful

CUTE BRIEF MOMENT OF ELLIE SNORING

>>211822986
actual insider here.
the wiggs fully embraced satanism and completely abandoned any sense of morality a long time ago.
what really happened is that they were busy railing mints ass all day in the basement.

>>211822955
he's lost a lot of weight

>>211823002
alright seths worse than La'Ron hes probably at the Alexis level

henlo

>>211823016
That's because the mafia goons had put Mints head in a vice downstairs and told them to respect their mother

>>211822969
Jin was destined to be an all time great fish while at the same time being a neusence for production. In the same way that Cole was convinced to stay with Halo 3 but got pissed off with production and ended how he ended.

>>211823034

>>211823041
Why are pro Jin posts always ESL gibberish? Do all the chinks and jeets relate to him?

>>211823034
need to see that bitches stupid pigface getting stomped against pavement

>>211823053

>>211823053

>>211823023
Real OG here. Ben is Jewish and worshipped the synagogue of Satan for years. Sam is a conflicted beast who's genetic lineage wants to destroy itself so he flip flops between Judaism and various sects of Christian faith, Jet doesn't give a shit

good moooooorning fish

>>211822931
>>211823007
Any proof to this or is this just "trust me bro lol" for umpteenth time.

actual insider here. the "twist" is going to be mints "going rogue" and hijacking the show, making it basically chud tank torture house during week 2. hes going to upload "malware" to the site tomorrow.
sam will take over during week 3, and mints will "escape" at some point

weeks 4-6 will be a battle between the factions with a secret agent theme.

>>211823062
then she got fat and went back to being a casino escort

>>211823059
breathe, anon. What made you so angry?

>>211823058
Bro im drunk as shit rn but if you'd like to do a grammar lesson I will entertain this

Insider here, tomorrow is the cell and then uh, we'll figure it out.

imagine tapping that

>>211822937
Seth barely exists. He was irrelevant before, during, and he'll be irrelevant after the tank.

>>211823080
horrible idea, mints type stuff

>>211821322
you missed a spot between her neck and hair.

>>211823007
Shas into guro but also says she's A sexual cause "sex is gross"

>>211822957
oh shit think i remember her now

>>211823039
>You fuck with our mother we will break your wiggers legs
They are good boys and love their momma very much. I think that's worth a million dollars and I'm not being extreme. Peace

>>211823073
>Jet doesn't give a shit
trvly a godless troglodyte

>>211823080
>"malware"
zero viewers much?

>>211822957
I hope she stays on long enough for a lubecooch style data dump to happen on her. She obviously has an insane internet footprint but none of the other discord freaks have leaked the chat logs yet.

>>211823083
putting an industrial grade junkyard magnet against that pigfaced whore so it rips her stupid pig snout out of her retarded fucking pigface along with that god fucking awful down syndrome piecing

>>211823083
She won.

Notice how Direnc and Angie simps dont have to debate and get defensive over the age of their simpable mid?
What does that say about Ellietards?

>>211823124
Yeah
I'm surprised Ellie and Angie don't have one
Maybe the fad is dying down

>>211823114
Can I get paid now?

>>211823132
Are the stairs angled or what's going on with them? Fatty also fell in the same way, foot slipped off the step

>>211823095
they're hyping mints up as a faggot but he's actually pretty smart.
jet's gonna do a really gay bit where he's tied up in the basement and mints wheels out a laptop with the video feed of it.

mints is also gonna be wearing the VR shit while hes doing it and larping as a bond villain. the whole thing is inspired by some /v/ ARG jet is obsessed with.

>>211823123
Need her to kneel on my neck until I can't breathe

>>211821387
what's most difficult to believe about this is that fred was good at improv, he wasn't even making sense during the "real" sketch, suddenly he transitioned to being concerned about the job itself and spoke from experience as an actor who didn't jive with production. if that was improv then he was a great actor, but i don't think it was, i don't think he is.

>>211823156
Symbal would run this season

>>211823135
Did Payton have this issue? They're almost the same age.

>>211823159
chill george floyd

>>211823153
it's because they're walking down hardwood stairs in socks. fatty is just fat and it was probably wet

>>211823158
mints shut the fuck up and take your shirt off

>>211823156
Seriously, whats with the fucking indians groping women?

>>211823132
Still surprised his arm didn't really get fucked up, that initial drop looked gnarly.

>>211823165
All things considered Jet is doing pretty good in life

>>211823123
looks busted here

>>211823182
you'll see the whole package tomorrow faggot.

>>211823165
jets upbringing was fucking horrible and I feel bad for him, but he is so pathetic

>>211823132
I told you about the stairs

>>211823200
thank you my sweet boy

>>211823165
I was there IRL. Jet is that fun stinky friend sometimes when he isn't being bitch made and clingy. Love you little sis

>>211823202
sam is not a good role model, he needed a father figure and sam filled that void, but instead of mentoring jet he turned him into a self-absorbed greedy scumbag just like him.

>>211823212
she overstayed her welcome fast which is crazy because they wanted her to stay for 6 weeks

>>211821544
They also didn't crop it to just the face of the contestants like the last 3 seasons. This is getting pathetic.

>>211823165
>jet failed adoption
lol

>>211823199
She does from certain angles, gets that old Asian lady look when the makeup is thin

>>211823158
this would get people to call the police who would be responding to a kidnapping situation
prepare for everyone and the neighbor's dog to die

>>211823232
They used to fuck all the time so she didn't want to go with him. There's a reason he gets mad about joopy posting but most of you are too new to even get it. 2016 being 9 years ago is scary

>>211823186
>completely retarded racists
Where do these people come from? That Oddbod guy was like this too, absolutely desperate to get on the niggerfaggot show but seethes about those heckin' no-no words and those who say them.

Need that mint ass

>>211823242
house is whitelisted for s-wording retard. the police know a reality show is going on there and everything is consensual. they get calls literally every day. usually by simpers.

>>211823262
real

>>211823189
he's built for it

>>211823250
sam is an unironic retarded racist and idubbz was right

bringing in frank,greg and tai at once and making them get drunk with freddy would be ideal

>>211823250
safe edgy fags.
its so fucking gay and retarded that those god awful normies attach themselves to MDE out of all things.
how and when did it even happen, surely it can't be just fishtank that did that.

>>211823275
he had sex with burt though and was the bottom

>>211823250
A strong desire to be liked and no spine so they'll scream nigger online to get quick acceptance and then signal to the other culture in public because they can't help themselves and have an overwhelming desire to please/conform to the point of social cuckoldry which is then put under a microscope by similar people who will lash out at others rather than improve the self. That or they're bored rich kids who want to play summer camp

>>211823290
Greg can fuck off forever

>>211823262
STAT my bloodsugar is dropping to critical levels need that cake to stay alive

>>211823165
As much as I shit on Jet, he's doing crazy well from having this kind of start in life. Props

>>211823189
He got lucky. I guess its in his blood atp

>>211823275
It's not enough to be gay anymore?

>>211823250
we are mid / int racists

>>211822409
shes not easy you pile of shit

>>211823165
>120 pages of /r9k/ namefagging
holy shit

>>211823186
These are not real people so it's best just not to acknowledge their ''existence''

>>211823290
this but connor, jobe and tai

>>211823292
fishtank is an internet reality show full of gay people and women, zoomers love it

the only non-gay male of any season was TJ and thats still up in the air

Hey Jet how about instead of jerking yourself off you say what the psychic said. It's nice to let you relive some nostalgia, but come on dude we'll snort or something when it's that time. Right now just be real wtf that old witch tell you little bubba

>>211823232
>jet failed adoption
sadly common tbqhwy
the fostering/adoption system is nightmare

>>211823327
>>211823327
Yea I guess I shouldn't shit on my game so much you couldn't get her after all

When Trump won I laid on a mattress on a floor and I had beans for dinner.
I still dont have healthcare.
Hope Freddy wins.
Might not be on the same page as him but he has the spirit of the zeitgeist.

I am going to #SaveJet

I want dirench to stab me in my sleep and then cry over my body as I slowly bleed out

>>211823377
going back in time and adopting baby jet and being the loving nurturing father figure he never had

>>211823379
this but ellie and no crying and the tears are piss from her girlhole as i slowly drown

>>211823377

>>211823408
He's a good boi

>>211823402
going back in time and adopting baby jet and beating the ever living fuck out of him daily so he doesn't grow up to be the pussy ass bitch he is today

>>211823165
>Never adopted his sister
>Abandoned her to go do galaxy gas in the basement under Sam Hydes wing

Why are people glazing Jet again? It just shows he's been a piece of shit since forever
He didn't take care of his sister or get a job at all

>>211823406
When is she gonna admit she is a feedee. She already is looking for white boys

can we get a elliebug recap of the day?

>>211823408
go to sleep abi

>>211823420
It's just him jerking himself off instead of talking about the love and light session today

>>211823423
She slept on the sofa, then sat in the wheelchair and got her period. Also made seafood for the house.

>>211823406
If she didn't have a jillion bodies I would've hit her up by now.

>>211823456
>got her period.
Proof?

is today nontent day? jet said something about letting the fish rest

>>211823474
Ellie has synced up with Drench now they are unstoppable.

>>211823419
>>211823419
That totally works.

>>211823486
Rest? They didn't do anything yesterday?

>>211823486
why? yesterday was slow as shit

>>211823486
>s4
>is today nontent day?
Erm my brother in maejok it's been nontent since day 3

dead

>>211823486
yes jet said today will be the calm before the storm
hes going to ramp shit up tomorrow

Next they will have 3 days of downtime to repair the house for the "twist".

>>211823508
>>211823510
he said "today" at bit after midnight so it's ambiguous

>>211823365
never tried never even bothered her before you fucking asshole

>>211823009
how did this motherfucker get so fat between bloodgames and this? it was like 3 months.

>>211823275
It's not the racism that makes Sam retarded

>>211823524
I'll get the copium

>>211823519
Women have such terrible tastes in everything
But I don't hate them for this
I blame the people who make the terrible things

>>211823538
Abi and Claire are feeders

why is jet getting less competent? he has not had a single good idea all season and constantly cucks any content he can

>>211823548
fat lazy and retarded

>>211823548
If Sam doesn't care, it all turns to shit. Everyone knows this

so today we're getting fatty right?

>>211823519
>vinyl on wall
Jesus fucking christ

>>211823567
why did he and ben put effort into bitchtank?

day 9 season 3

>>211823568
God I hope not, weeks of his rambling is to much and he's not exactly fatty anymore.

>>211823548
Indifference plus probably just waiting to start bloodgames and put all his energy into that

>>211823548
The best cringekino happens after the wiggers crash out. We're 0.5-1 week out from then. True watchers know.

>>211823576
what day was triathalon s2? day 12? or when did camping start s1? that's the true cutoff point for excuses

>>211823576
Too many people

>>211823486
he said yesterday was the rest day, today they have something planned, its probably airsoft

Aryeh vs witch

>>211823567
Feels like Sam hasn't cared about this season since the first hour

>>211823584
i used to be Fatty's biggest defender. he was AWFUL in s3. he was bad in s2 until he got his weed stolen. stoned Fatty is unbearable.

>>211823596
X2 was mid but not dogshit like every single MCU movie

>>211823082
stay back, she's now an exclusive escort for gambling influencers

Last thread

>>211821457
>but also did she just hint she's lesbian
its that she doesnt like white guys
lots of zoomer asian girls are like this the last few years with weebs creeping them out with yellow fever

>>211823594
the question is: will he be tag-teaming with Burt?

>>211823601
sam actually did care up until ellie confessed she was in high school
ever since then hes been hands off and no longer in character

>>211823607
id rather rachel come back than have that fat bastard in the tank

Inside her here. I just busted.

>>211823652
if he has to be sober and can't leave, i'd be more than happy to have him on.

>>211823639
We need binx intjere to come running to remind everyone of allies age if anything happens.

>>211823664
direddit already does that

season 5 will be the last

>>211823328
Kind of eerie when you think about it. He publicly embarrassed himself for years with super personal family drama and shit hoping to become an r9k lolcow e celeb. He wanted to have people talking about him at any cost even if it meant being ridiculed.

>>211823684
*The best.

>>211823639
I don't think that was the sole reason but it could be one of them

>page 10
>10 images to limit
>no bake
>2 fuckers will bake 2 new threads at once
traditions

>>211821457
all women are bi

>>211823699
All human beings are bisexual.

>>211823607
fatty or even frank likely wont come on the show
no one wants to be on a show with a highschooler, its bad optics and only no names like jet wont mind

>>211823698
better than two spergs fighting over who gets to bake and then two retarded threads, one featuring the shitskin josie and another about something that happened 30 minutes ago.

>>211823710
you're just a fag

>>211823688
He wanted a sense of community that bad; he was searching for something stable to give his shitty life meaning. Hence why Jet will never leave mde.

S3 house had soul

>>211823716
i don't think it's that deep

>>211823184
Freddy did exactly the same to Direnc.

>>211823607
>stoned Fatty is unbearable
same with duanyay except in the other direction. no weed is a rule for a reason, it makes people docile nontent

>>211823716
Why would her being 18 be an issue? Plus frank sucks and fattys hilarious in small doses.

baking

ideal freeloaders

>ghetto black bitch or gay nigga with orders to fuck with direnc
>18yo pervert like jin to fuck with ellie
>extroverted anglo chad like luke to fuck with freddie
>simpable mid with orders to seduce daniel

What is the purpose of fatty on the show now? He worked as a fat annoying creep on season 1 but peaked there.

>>211823534
Why are all the women from fishtank so fat and crazy? Seriously where else would you find junkie whores with addiction problems who are this easy

the tarot stuff was funny, but having direnc and freddy actually fall for it is like if some people mistook greg for mr beast in S2 and never figured out that he was an actor

>>211823767
4 seasons in and you haven't realized that they don't cast normal everyday people?

>>211823769
Show off that handsome figure of yours that would convince them it's fake all those curves would entice them away from the magik

>>211823741
agreed. i don't get why some viewers think they shouldn't be punished for smoking weed.

>>211823767
not all of them are like that you piece of shit how come all fishtank fans are loser pieces of shit that are fat and unlovable like you

>>211823769
I believe in that shit, but production could have easily given them names and tid bits of info. But that takes the fun out of it.

>>211823802
>I believe in that shit

>>211823799
this isn't your diary

>>211823759
hes a lolcow

>>211823799
Truuuuuuuuu

>>211823759
he was good in s2 once they took his weed

>>211823808
Yup, but cold reading is a thing and there's no way she was being honest. Just fucking them like she was probably told.

did anyone mention this yesterday
the witch asked drench if she knew a linda and she denied it

>page 10
>no new general
Its so joever guys...

nontent day, even worse than day 1 hangman

>>211823799
Idk Taylor loved me pretty good maybe it was more like list but whatever a nuts a nut in a Marlboro smoking slut

>>211823834
was it linda? i remember it was a name with a Y in it, which could have been Lynda.

not responding to liars youve never been loved before

>>211823834
Oh shit.

>>211823832
it was absolutely cold reading, nothing supernatural. people will jump ahead of themselves and spill their guts out to these people

>>211823861
Okay tubby go play some more cookie clicker

>>211823834
SEND HER TTS, SHE IS A LYING CUNT

>>211823856
yea it wasn't linda lol
>>211823878
kek

>>211823840
hangman was a season highlight

thank god it's over

>>211823834
Yes, it's been mentioned before, Direnc even told the other fish briefly and she's referenced and literally yesterday there was a TTS that said something like "this is just like that time Direnc's brother stabbed a sex worker to death"

>euros failed to bake new thread before archived
just like during s3

>>211823915
Religion is weird, dude thought he'd change everything by killing a fucking hocker? It happens all the time to them and no one cares.

>>211823926
i don' know 'ow govna

>>211823637
hahahaha sure thing Chang

>>211823926
No one cares about this show it's runs by nazis

>>211823915
im not talking about her brother everyone knows that, im saying the witch correctly named linda and direnc denied it
more proof against magic deniers

It's actually so over.

i aint baking shit fags

>>211823932
what religion would that be exactly?

>>211823932
guy is schizo. what he thought won't make sense to anyone else but him

>>211823948
the stabby one

dead as the show

>>211823926
its proof that all europeans are gay retards

NEW

>>211823956
>>211823956
>>211823956

>>211823616
X2 rocked

If you make me bake it's going to be pro Daniel