Thread 211822318

If Sam Hyde came out as a homosexual what would you react like

>>211822318 (OP)
So thats how he got AIDS

I’d call him a fucking fag.

>>211822318 (OP)
He would be chastised by a majority of his audience forever but I don’t think someone’s sexuality has anything to do with humour. Look at Tim Dillon and Todd Glass, two openly gay comedians who are also funny. Sams audience is a different type of fanbase though. It’s like Nazi humour

>>211822318 (OP)
He is gay

Wtf did he lose weight?

>>211822428
off-cycle

ironically some of his funniest skits was when he pretends to be gay

>>211822445
disagree. i hate gay people ironic gay voices annoy me, just admit you like slurping penis anon

>>211822472
you sound like a closet gay

>>211822445
>pretends
literally begged some troon for some boybox

>>211822318 (OP)
>im just taking steroids for the irony bro
>its just a joke
>im not insecure
ok sam hyde

>>211822318 (OP)
How many Sam Hyde have you posted today, you OCD freak? Pace yourself, spaz.

I can take him being a predator who raped that girl and fucked that tranny. But gay? oh no no thats too far - polfag
/sarcasm
/whooosh for those who didn't get it

>>211822318 (OP)
based on that pic he could actually look somewhat non-repugnant if he simply shaved and got a proper haircut

>>211822445
>pretends
doesn't he suck tranny dick on the dl?

>>211822675
Yes. It's unknown if he continued after that first guy, but it probably wasn't an isolated incident.

Lmao is he taking ozempic now too?

>>211822621
He can't, the carefully curated shitty fashion choices are integral to the irony shield he has up 100% of the time, he is terrified of engaging with anything in sincerity.

>>211822318 (OP)
Autists can not appreciate comedy aside from like very uhhh basic things like slapstick comedy or something. the only reason this retard is a thing is because retards need to claim their own brand of comedy and the unfunnier and more repulsive the better since it mirrors their own deficiencies.

>>211822675
>>211823553
you guys know that is bullshit right? some troon just reposts it angrily trying to make people believe it. Sam only fucks actual men in the ass. Not ladyboys.

>>211823676
>Sam only fucks actual men in the ass
is this better or worse??

>>211822318 (OP)
Would your posting still work if there was a mandated government ID identifying all your posts and we could see it was just one person?

>>211823676
It could be just fabricated, but there were leaked messages.

>>211823702
This is better, because fucking women is faggy, and fucking masculine men is straight and based.

>>211824021
It always seemed fake to me. Why would he hide that he fucks trannies when he openly fucks men in the ass?

>>211822318 (OP)
Chuds pay for these disgusting gym selfies of their sickening, fat e-daddy

>>211824601
This thread isn't that good for you to be constantly making them and then bumping them when no one actually replies.

Is that actually him? He looks like shit

Sam Hyde is a very very insecure man.
He ruined his own body and made himself ugly simply because he was insecure about his looks. At least now he can say that it was intentionally and that he did it as a joke.

>>211822562
>>211826914
how and why would he be insecure

>>211827160
He just was a geeky kid who didn't get any positive attention and help to gain security and self esteem.
All this turned him into an insincere cynic who overcompensates with "alpha" behavior, and in some way it's working, because he is somewhat successful, but he didn't need to literally destroy his body and looks for it.

I'm suffering from Sam Hyde fatigue.

why do you think he hasn't been happy lately and not as invested

>>211826914
him nearly crying about his dad while larping as some le epic stoic samurai was the most pathetic shit ive seen. he is such a sensitive and emotional guy but pretends to not be for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8ePaSKCsE

>>211827299
didn't get any grindr matches maybe?

>>211827208
yes but despite all of this it's obvious that he's still broken and more insecure than ever because his stuff is failing, his body is worn down, and people see him for who he really is and for the terrible things he's done

>>211827310
yes this was quite hard to watch. he's very emotional and not the alpha chad he larps as.

>>211822318 (OP)
If?

>>211827310
sam having extreme daddy issues explains a lot

>>211827310
at which point is he nearly crying? his voice is just shot

>>211822318 (OP)
What comedy?

His best friend knows a little about being gay. Maybe they should discuss their Christian love of Shemale porn together

i thought it was accepted that he is gay

>>211827912
>hello guys im a sigma male comedian and i really really need to film a "skit" where i get raped by a gender ambiguous polish heroin addict that would be very funny please include several shots of me making out with this thing too its very sigma and alpha

>>211830841
Don't forget wholesome and sincere

For how many sam shekelstein threads did he pay for during shittank season? Spam thread going on since it started

>>211823676
it’s true and when it first originated no one really challenged it because it existed at a time where no one would have a reason to give a fuck. sam used to dox himself quite a bit due to reusing alienmode everywhere and that was one of the end results. sorry that he actually fucked a tranny, he’d be more of an alpha based boy if he just came out and owned it.

>>211830894
very tradcath and based truly the creator of this must be a traditional christian concerned with emulating Jesus Christ

>>211830894
Yeah he's a Christian guy now. Beauty in the world, he's all about that.