Alien Jesus edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jet summoned Lori Bruno, an 85-year-old witch who wouldn't stop saying insane shit http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
-- The witch said a gay guy is coming, she knew about Fatty's asian ghost from S1, and she said "I don't know what BWC is but I like it," and believes AIDS is the will of God and that Jesus was an alien
-- Aryeh was too autistic and the psychic got mad
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K
-- Silence bags have RETURNED, as have lootcrates which now inlude 1 fishbuck
-- Direnc put Aryeh in the doghouse for taking her candy

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>>211821097

First for Fred

>he didn't let it die
neptroonian

Mints!

we are reaching S3 week 5 grim levels

cool my 300s thread cd just ended

What happened to Mauro's and Brandon's lawsuit

>>211823956 (OP)
spirited away looking bitch

>>211823956 (OP)
yes magic is real
but the voices giving real info to lori are not angels they are demons

dont do magic

Any notable Ellie clips or pics from the last 6-7 Hours after the doll thing?

There is literally no way to explain her knowing about Angela. We witnessed real magic and might be tainted, consult a priest

>>211823956 (OP)
>Jesus was an alien
Yeah I've heard that theory like a million times

>>211823755
Gavin McInnes and Spic Fuentes.
They managed to get Pearl for Bitchtank.

Both of those fags will try to use the show as a platform to "redpill" everybody but instead will just get into gay cat fights with each other then do gay homosexual things in the confessional not realizing it's live.

Why was Jet and Ben scared of Mrs Magic?

Frank assaulting a high schooler would look great beside his long career of yelling at the elderly in Wal Mart

reminder that magic sceptics are NOT welcome

>>211823970
Fredophiles W

>>211823974
mints after I'm done with him

>>211823991
in the last investor live stream they said no ongoing lawsuits, so nothing?

>>211823970
Why haven't production given them Scooby Doo costumes?
Fred - Freddy
Daphne - Ellie
Velma - Direnc
Shaggy - Daniel
Scooby - Aryeh
Aryeh would love the shit of this.

>>211824011
>squared ear
she's got some mild FAS goin on

>>211823956 (OP)
spirited away looking witch

>>211824032
why did you delete your first post, friend? it was fine

>>211824029
>seth forgotten
as it should be

>>211823991
mauro was raped by bill ottman
brandon overdosed on PREP

Erm, I miss Nina's asia streams...

>>211824032
>out autisms a witch
Based

>>211824042
he said bitch instead of witch, i would delete it too if i called a witch bitch accidentally, not worth the risk

>>211824029
great idea but freddy is shaggy/scooby
daniel is fred

>>211823974
Do the daniel dance, daniel!
i love Mints and his little schemes.

>>211824029
freddy is shaggy, daniel is scooby

>>211824060
Letty should have assaulted TJ live on cam with her boobs

>>211823956 (OP)
Am I the only nigga that doesn't give a shit what any of these faggots do after the tank?
I have no idea what half of you people talk about despite having watched all seasons.
None of you people even seem happy to constantly trudge on about that outside drama nor the shit happening on screen.

>>211824085
same
I'm here only for the show, they all could die the moment they leave for all I care

>>211824085
You should see the bant threads

>>211824032
Aryeh is the main character.

>>211824060
Blonde Letty was so cute.
>>211824084
This but instead of tj, it's me.

Sam's not really disguised at all fetish show.

>>211824085
They literally do nothing, they either are in bed or half asleep.

Okay Jet what has been going on behind the scenes. The painting in the tunnels the weird posts here directed at you the rare humble fear from you when the witch showed up. What did the love and light poster know that everyone else doesn't?

>>211824095
essentially yeah

>>211824085
Your not alone, how someone willingly becomes a discord mod for an ex fish is insane to me.

>>211824101
they are pretty funny sometimes

>>211824085
Hoarderman's is probably the only thing that was a tiny bit interesting but nothing came of it

anon, I've just read your cards.

the tower, the fool, and ace of cups.

you feel precarious. your life is out of balance, at risk of going backwards or tumbling into something unknown. you are dissatisfied and feel that you aren't reaching your full potential. some things you've done have been futile, and hesitation, anxiety, indecision are holding you back from happiness. you feel as if you've only taken the first step towards achieving your goals, and that you are lacking in certain comforts.

what's sam's relationship with his mom like?

>>211824121
YEAH WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT IT YOU VAGUE CUNT

>>211824125
sam doesn't have a mother, he has three dads, two of thom are gay

>>211824121
Duh

>>211824125
his mom is cool and will treat you right

>>211824125
She misses him and thinks he should call more, but doesn't want to deal with him at the same time

>>211824085
did they color in the ridges when they were doing the dolls? i noticed they seemed WAY more prominent today.

>>211824138
pay up
no refunds

>>211824085
Kind of? I never post off season. I do follow the girls I find attractive on my instagram burner because I like to add more to the goon folder, but I dont watch streams especially because they pretty much only do fishtank related stuff. This will be a shocker but I think the only two I would watch if they streamed anything other than fishtank content would be Jin and Cole. I enjoy irl streams but Binx sucked at it and I don't see Angie being any better. I liked Angie in the tank but she seems kind of insufferable irl. I'll use this blogpost to spam some Cole Kino in case someone hasn't enjoyed it yet
https://youtu.be/BibCZl8MYQI?si=3Z8jCs3FRJvN5-Hr
https://youtu.be/S_1guqa5EsQ?si=lTBges_15YLjhjkA

>>211824157
I think Ellie did that in the morning.

>>211824138
start J-ing O right now

>>211823956 (OP)

>>211824157
no, his brain increased on volume to fight with witch

Stay focused everyone. We have the groping bit today

>>211824177
okay i thought i was going crazy. common Ellie W

>>211824085
Sam said happiness is for women and children. 50$ super chat which is like half a video game

>>211824085
I like watching the first Q&A then they can disappear forever from my mind. I did like Hungry Games but that was an event that felt like a mini season

>>211824197
Jets groping kissy tank can wait til we get to the bottom of this spiritual energy

>>211824215
i wish i'd watched greg tank. i saw a fan edit and it made it look like it was probably a little fun

>>211824202
I don't get why so many manosphere right wing grifters hate happiness or feelings or being close to their families so much. I think terms like "toxic masculinity" and all that are bullshit but like with most things I wish there was a middle ground

>>211824233
It's just a way to grift money out of the disenfranchised and lonely

>>211824233
there is. it's called being normal.

>>211823974
Bros, look at that plumpness...

>>211824202
What kind of dickhead doesn't like being happy?

the problem is while challenges are actually good for the show, the outcomes of the challenges just keep fucking the show in the ass. constant Simbal immunity in S3 and now Angie is kicked off too early while Seth gets to do nothing. I really don't know how this show can even be fixed, it's just doomed to fail.

>>211824251
No such thing. The old normal is what bred today

>>211824233
They're taking their own problems out on the world
You think Ben Shapiro's sexual problems are a cultural issue no his sister's big tiddies fucked him up

After watching Ellie smack herself I believe the discord story 100%
Pretty princess Asian girls like that are all sadists who love facial abuse shit

>>211824280
where do you post uncensored now

>>211824280

>>211824276
One that is not in a perpetual state of childhood/feminine nature according to edaddy
https://youtu.be/rWsEvou0a8U

Ben
>She’s sticky
Jet
>She’s covered in goo

Schizoposters have been saying this show is demonic since s1, but I feel like Im starting to understand what theyre saying. Idrc about the jew granny but this season truly does have an evil energy surrounding it.

You now remember bloodgames rain on roof.

>>211824286
normal doesn't breed abnormal. today is a result of subversion.

>>211824309
He's an idiot, ive never seen being happy as being feminine. Ever

>>211824296
90% of asian women have some weird shit. Especially with white men

>>211824296
What causes this? She definitely has daddy issues.

Hands down the most incompetent Season so far, I have no idea the fuck is going on. THIS feels like first season of Fishtank where they are just trying to find footing.

Why don’t they bring back bloodgames live cams?

>>211824016
game?

>>211824233
The internet makes people feel like the world is ending and everything is out to get them

>>211824315
Shut the fuck up.

>>211824322
I remember Tayleigh crying in the rain.
>WHERE IS JET

>>211824342
They're not single bloodgamrs at the moment retard.

>>211824346
Demons want to silence the truth

where is my sweet princess ellie

>>211824364
What truth that the cast and production are idiots?

>>211824315
Did it really take you this long? I thought the 'we need a retard vessel for Ciara' from s1 was enough.

>>211824276
there are better feelings, like feeling powerful, but you can't get that from therapy or singing kumbaya, and obviously women can't relate to this at all

>>211824344
>the world is ending
Closer than we ever are with Iran.

>>211824309
>Sam Hyde is a comedian
>He thinks happiness isn't for men
I guess this explains MDE season 2

>>211824310
Imagine Mints covered in sticky goo

>>211824315
It's true. Probably cause Jet sold his soul for a meme once and then the rest of them all got dragged into it one way or another. Sam had to suck dick to get a show not do a ritual cause he wasn't cool enough to get invited to the art fag owl dance like pic related he was good enough

>>211824309
HOLD THE FUCK UP
you retards actually listen to that fucking retard??

>>211824385
I don't know man happiness is pretty cool. Only a sad fuck would say some dumb shit like that.

>>211824371
Under camera in B2 she switched beds so we cant watch her sleep anymore

Jet saved Sam’s career.
Without him, there would be no iDubbbz documentary OR Fishtank. Both of those revitalized Sam and his popularity.

>>211824327
We got the 60s and 70 out of the 50s and your mom and dad made you and you're here. Unless it is mommy and daddy's fault in which case you don't know what normal is.

>A season pass is required to watch this stream between 10PM - 10AM...
What Jewish sorcery is this?

>>211824085
I hope Angelina and Ellie have sex at some point

rate ellies side profile

Then I remember Sam Hydes the guy that tried to kill himself and his friend in a car accident when his millionaire dad gave his friend a card of course he'd say stupid shit like happiness is feminine.

>>211824413
:( i liked watching her sleep

what if being miserable the only thing that makes me "happy"?

>>211824338
No it's not.
Unfortunately it's possibly the most competent.
Season 1 was visibly, poorly improvised, they had even more embarrassing challenges and activities in the first week.
Season 2 had actually fallen apart at this stage. They were bleeding fish and the central premise of the season was being debated by staff on camera.
Season 3 collapsed around this point. Only time would reveal that it could implode even further.

>>211824328
Alex B is happy

>>211824427
Her tummy is sexier

Sam Hyde isn't a comedian he's a philosopher

>>211824385
lmao holy fucking shit

No cap, Lori was spitting about living in the light and thinking positively

>>211824394
Finally someone who gets it! Yes he said as much at skankfest

>>211824427
bukkake fishtoy

Then I remember Sam Hydes the guy that tried to kill himself and his friend in a car accident when his millionaire dad gave his friend a car. of course he'd say stupid shit like happiness is feminine.

its sad that Eliie is only 18 and already a complete broken human
her brain is just a mush of pol memes and 4chan
shes sadistic, has no personality, can only communicate with memes

if she was not a good looking female she would be on a path to become the next CWC

sexy dyke action

Jet’s childhood was fucked. Worse than anyone on here. Now he’s a millionaire and has Ellie lined up as his new bitch. Y’all stay mad.

>>211824403
No I get all my information from animated films

>>211824392
2 more weeks

>>211824462
She’s not broken she’s the ideal wife for 4chan. You couldn’t write it better

>>211824436
Based and ceno pilled

>>211824438
You cannot believe this. S1 was growing pains, S2 at least had artistic visiin, S3 was the best thing Sam ever done (Famous House, Fishtank part sucked).
S4 is just nothing, there is no thought here.

>>211824442
I watched some of his reactions. he still knows nothing about anything and concocts massive copes about how the show in produced.

>>211824462
>if she was not a good looking female she would be on a path to become the next CWC
her school is 50% asian, theres at least a few 100 girls in her school that mog her
shes only good looking in the context of other fishtank girls

>>211824392
Iran won’t do shit lmfao

>>211824410
>Only a sad fuck would say some dumb shit like that.
Only a grifting fuck. Happiness is a fleeting emotion, but frequent happiness is a sign of contentment. And content people don't tune in regularly to listen to Sam's dad lessons.

>>211824467
Ellie has been waiting her whole life to choke a bitch out, she had to hold back and tap.

>>211824469
So what did the psychic say that had you so scarred lil bruh? That there's no wings?

>>211824454
having an advantage over someone feels better than anything else
you're probably thinking about bodybuilding or something

>>211824487
>S2 at least had artistic visiin
please eat a shotgun slug, sincerely

>>211824489
There's nothing deep and tech scales about fishtank. Just a couple cameras hooked up to some computers and that's about it. This isn't Hollywood.

>>211824487
This. S4 feels like Halo 4 after Halo 3

>>211824467
Any BJJ guys that can confirm she did a legit sweep? She did something and I'm not sure if it was pure instinct. Either way, something about her going beast made me chub.

>>211824489
Yes, but he is happy and richer.
Ignorance is bliss

>>211824490
This desu. Shes insanely hot by Fishtank standards but not outside.

>>211824500
I only know him from his comedy, I completely forgot about his existence until fishtank.

I like season 4, it reminds me of the jobe era of season 3 where they had no ideas but it was still funny

>>211824514
Yeah she did the benleaksweep. Originated by Eddie bravo iirc

>>211824296
>After watching Ellie smack herself I believe the discord story 100%
>Pretty princess Asian girls like that are all sadists who love facial abuse shit
She's obviously playing it up but no one that good looking is all the way sane and seeing as she's the prettiest fish that's been on the show, a fact she knows full well since she watched the previous seasons I'm sure all this attention has gone to her head a little bit. I still don't believe the discord shit because the guy won't post proof outside of that one image.

yeah let's listen to the fucking based edaddy grifter who just released a show all of you seem to hate, is surrounded by people all of you hate, is very obviously not in a based trad marriage all of you crave and also hates all of you
>b-b-but I bet his advice would work for me
>happiness is feminine

good luck maybe you'll have your own circle of jets one day

>>211824467
She said today her uncle in law owns martial arts gyms, so maybe a little training?

>>211824490
Asian girls faces are all mostly mid. Ellie actually has a very attractive face

>>211824467
>No Scott to sanction the fight.
Non canon.
Unofficial.
Illegal, even.

>>211824526
Ah the guard pull is very 10th Planet too.

>>211824534
Damn dude you sound real bitch made right now. Be happy wanna twoke?

>>211824524
Jobe is a fag self insert for virgins like yourself. I bet you like Luke too

>>211824540
>Asian girls faces are all mostly mid. Ellie actually has a very attractive face

>>211824534
Mints do more fortnite dances but this time go topless please

>>211824552
I don’t understand why Daniel’s face became the template because he would never do any of that

>>211824556
Wrong Jobe is there so Jet could have a kissy buddy since all the season 3 fish hated him so much and wouldn't give him a little kissy so he called his cousin

>>211824296
when did ellie smack herself?
anyone clip it?

>>211824556
Jobe and Jet and those other guys are fucking ugly and overweight. Luke is handsome and in-shape

>>211824556
I liked luke because he actually tried instead of sitting around moping. He was content, and the simbal wrangler.

>>211824401
>>211824383
I kept trying to give them the benefit of the doubt but its too much to ignore. 6 or 7 years ago I thought these guys were some of the only people with a shred of integrity left making content. I guess im just a stupid goy

>>211824552
u right u right maybe help a brother out and tell me if I'm missing any daniel basedjaks?

>>211824563
busy low-bar squatting right now and drinking my gallon of milk

>>211824556
TJ is the only self insert faggot on fishtank, they even gave him a gf

>>211824568
does this one make sense then?

My theory is this is Sam going off hands and Jet is checking if they can turn Fishtank into low effort slop they can make every three-four months in this exact style just to have income flow. Same house forever too.

Did Ellie get a chance to jill off to that Sabrina Carpenter Rolling Stone cover before S4?

>>211824557
Yeah

>>211824598
That's what it is already

>>211824557
if your dad is a plastic surgeon he can unsquash your typically squashed yellow face.

>>211824060
imagine flying 10k miles to get friend zoned

Payton is the most beautiful woman to be part of Fishtank. Then the list goes:
>Bex
>Ellie
>Blacksmith's Wife
>Summer
>JC
>The rest
Thia is fact.

>its sunday
>sam won't show up again
>probably a cleaning day
waste of a decent cast

Have you wished Maika-chan happy birthday yet?

>>211824590
I'm digging that collection. Might have to dig for something else

>>211824590
Only the original is funny

>>211824619
Parton? Eh, weird face, flat white girl butt.

>>211824420
ppv.su/ft

>>211824619
>Blacksmith's Wife
>Summer
lmao. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>211824618
when i said TJ was clearly lonely everyone on /bant/ started chimping out

>>211824575
https://fishtank.live/clip/285248

>>211824507
You're gonna die before hitting 40 if all you're thinking about is le competition and "having advantages". Don't be a doormat, be dependable, enjoy the finer things in life without overindulgence and surround yourself with people that support you and make you want to support them. Happiness comes by itself somewhere along that way.

>>211824619
Retard

i miss her already

>>211824634
he was real lonely, wasn't he doing kareoke with mike and jimmy at some point?

They said that Bloodgames 2 is gonna start 2 weeks or so after season 4
If I had to guess they probably thought they could just "bring it back to its roots", make a more simple season like season 1 that wouldn't require that much prepping and put their effort into Bloodgames
Not sure if the best decision

>>211824635
full chub

>>211824619
Summer is hotter than Ellie. When she's not trying to act like a 12 year old she looks like a mature heroin chic lingerie model.

>>211824635
Jet's fat fucking face and stupid cackle are irritating.

>>211824646
Not good looking, annoying and a thief. I'm glad she's gone.

Post Daniels

I love life. I love fishtank. I love /ftl/.
Simple as.

>>211824619
Gunmilf is the hottest woman to ever appear on the show

>>211824619
missing number 1 princess

>>211824575

>>211824641
These two men are still kicking

>>211824646
Well if you miss her. Why post an edit of her body with a shittier version of what she probably looks like naked.

>>211824617
Jealousy isn't cool man. Only an idiot would operate on a still developing teenage face hence why girls at reputable salons go crazy with fillers as soon as they hit 18. They would have gone before but the ones who are nervous about lawsuits say no.

Fun fact, Nick's advice is about 10x more valuable than Sam.
>Sam advice: some pseudo-philosophical "nigga, did I just catch you having fun?" manosphere talk from a trust fund kid who hates his dad and never worked a honest day in his life
>Nick advice: step by step rundown of how to run a specific hustle, what to do, what not to do, what to avoid, etc.

>>211824649
Yeah. Xavier and sodatroon have written the script for bg2 so at least we’ll have some kind of effort. I also think larping brings the best out of Sam he looked like he genuinely enjoyed bg1

>>211824619
He's right

>Jet hasn't appeared on camera wearing the Balenci Intestina jacket yet.
A clear sign of a recession.

fred is a crackhead thief

>>211824658
hahahahahahaha

Goddamn Jet what did the fucking witch say to you? Shit post all day for attention wasn't it.

>>211824685
shes a chink, sociopathy and psychopathy run through their veins. her dad doesn't give a fuck about if he hurts her. in her native china they put baby girls in the bin, she should count her lucky stars she was born in yhe jewSA

>>211824688
The thing is, Nick is retarded. He has no clue about most things. He says it in a way that makes sense but most of the time it’s nonsense. He’s a great actor

>>211824619
hell yeah, brudda

>>211824507
blud thinks he's a shonen anime protag

Nina is the most beautiful.

>>211824688
Nick is the one who sucked the dick for the show so he speaks from experience. He is the hustleman Sam is the former pretty boy

>>211824688
theres nothing more cringe than sam hyde giving life advice, he says nothing of any substance and hasn't followed any of the advice he gives out

he has money because he took a loan out and put it on bitcoin, he got lucky (and hes a trust fund kid)

The gosh darn flip flops. The flip flops jet and ben have wore all season. What does it mean?

>>211824672
how long did it take for her lagging lazy eye to face the right direction for this pic??

>>211824725
I think in terms of contestants and interesting characters. Letty is S rank. But a lot of girls are hotter than her.

>>211824703
Yeah no shit, we have been saying this since he entered the house, he is a chameleon junkie who manipulates he is NOT a nice guy like everyone thinks he is

>>211824737
Well based on the fact they're not Balinciaga they're broke

>>211824742
No, Nina is more beautiful. <3

>>211824688
Internet advice is a million different podcasts for millions of hours repeating "get a skill and lift weights". Most people should've figured out at 15 that you need money to do anything and there are no shortcuts to get it

>>211824742
>I think in terms of contestants and interesting characters. Letty is S rank
Wrong
>But a lot of girls are hotter than her
Right

>>211824719
>can make it on his own if MDE didn't exist anymore, just from cars, antiques and real estate
>vs. Sam, who jews MDE fans for every penny, to blow it all on toys, like cars and cameras and whatnot
I don't know, I'd rather be making it nice, than jewing it for my torah, if you know what I mean.

>>211824716
Pretty gay to be mad at one of the hottest girls ever in the tank. Why be mad at a hot girl?

has anything interesting happened on fishtank since prison stream started?

>>211824776
What's Coach dreaming about?

>>211824646
Make a gallery

>>211824776
No Mints vs Seth is all that happened aside from the wiggers acting spooked

>>211824776
what has happaned on prison stream besides benny mack acting like hes a though guy only fighting when the guards come in to hold him back

>>211824688
Nick is an incompetent fat buffoon who failed the sell the fishtank houses and the reason why the project is so far in the red that they've started downsizing

>>211824634
the self inserters are crazy man
he'll be wandering the ghetto at 3am in no time

>>211824619
Remove JC and replace her with Taylor

>>211824725
>>211824757
tatarian nina mogs and its not even close

>>211824646
Is Bubby gonna beat her today?

>>211824763
We get it, you don't like Letty. But if you don't think she carried season 1, you're out of your mind.

>>211824619
Nah, it actually goes
>Bex
>Letty
>Binx
>Blacksmith's wife
>Summer
>The rest

>>211824776
Jet said its a rest day so nothing really big.

>>211824808
stop posting pictures of children, klaus

>>211824803
Not that one of the houses had water and structural damage from it

Any new cute Ellie nontent?

>>211824688
Nick is a fast talking nepo baby
his parents owned multiple car dealerships and real estate properties

>>211824721
those are fantasies and fantasies are about things that people want
it's a childish fantasy because you grow up and get a job and suck dick all day; or maybe you don't resign yourself to that

>>211824803
This post totally didn't come from an IP that traces to the router in the Fishtank house basement.

>>211824806
Taylor? pfft.

>>211824835
Where did Charls come from?

>>211824737
Flip Flop
Share definition
When two guys are having sex and they both take turns being the bottom.
"Hey, check out Scotty"
"Dude, you're not a bottm"
"So?"
"Scotty flip flops so you gotta take it in the ass if you wanna plow him in the ass"
"I'm ready..."
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flip%20Flop

Okay so the psychic said you were gay we know this she just googled that

>>211824767
nonwhites cannot be attractive. you see, she is a nonwhite, therefor cannot be attractive.

>those are fantasies and fantasies are about things that people want
>it's a childish fantasy because you grow up and get a job and suck dick all day; or maybe you don't resign yourself to that

>>211824811
She literally didn't. The only semi-interesting thing she did on her own was shaking babies, and IIRC that was started by Vance.
You fell for the "Nina was actually great and deserved to win" meme and I didn't. If just taking abuse from production and the audience was what made a winner then Sylvia had a better claim than Nina.

>>211824835
Coked out fat guy

I think Juliana is extremely cute. So cute that you aren't ready to talk about it.

Idea for challenge

Fishes get sorted randomly into USA, Israel and Iran and have to reenact world events.

>>211824866
Chris Farley made more art than MDE ever will and he is exactly that

>>211824787
feeling worthless, ugly, and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTSIyErf8E

>>211824886
was

>>211824835
>gets shown the ropes at early age, an gets to continue the family trade
>jealous fatherless burger-flippers: "NEPO BABY NEPO BABY!"

>>211824809
Nope, she flew out to a paypig named sharkfart or whatever

>>211824860
not to even mentioned that she was a literal production golem instructed on what to do all along the way, while being coddled and promised the second place and a lot of money in compensation. and still needing coddling pep talks to not leave even after that.
literally the worst contestant they ever had on the show.

>>211824849
Back in the skinhead days you're what we'd call a "Hollywood nazi". You're trying so hard to fit in that you became a caricature of what you're trying to be.
Go away, we don't like you.

>>211824883
Who?

>>211824591
I bet you self-insert as Jobe, virgin

The only thing I will give Jet is that indeed he came from god awful background and he made it by basically sheer willpower.

Come on just say it no one will know it's you.

>>211824916
And the dirt he has on Sam.

>>211824060
why does every faggot streamer go to japan?

>>211824900
She was safer with Bubby :(

>>211824819
That’s a smart idea to pick the off days on the weekend

>>211824916
No, Sam grabbbed his ass from somewhere because he needed cheap people to work with and that would follow orders. He used to be a soindcloud rapper

>>211824883
>I think Juliana is extremely cute. So cute that you aren't ready to talk about it.

Ellie was sent by empathchan to destroy Jet. She is in EC discord

>>211824916
all the grooming and rape he gets to do scott (mma) free is basically the universe rewarding him for his shitty life

>>211824937
>japan
YYYOOOOOOOO

>>211824949
In case anyone haven't noticed, half the people jet gets for this show come from his r9k group chats

>>211824860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9U6Vzmo-PA

She is entertaining as shit. The hell are you talking about.

>>211824908
you mean your failed subculture? your subculture consists of gendertroon pseudo-kikes. ellie is not hot. nuff' said.

Qrd on last night? I went to bed at 1 am

>>211824896
retard detected

>>211824964
I wouldn't know.

>>211824974
Jet prayed on a rosary out of fear of the devil

>>211824822
posting guppies is an /ftl/ tradition

>>211824976
Nice counterargument, dweeb.

Now please, fries in the bag.

>>211823996
What did she say about Angelica?

>>211824974
Klaus won! Wooo!

>>211824988
>counterargument

>>211824996
nothing, just throwing out popular names until someone latched onto one and then gave generic advice of "shes a good person" etc etc

>>211824985
How adorable, the resident 40-year old drug addicted TJ seether has a tradition of posting underage photos of the fish!

>>211824958
Big if true

i have not watched a single second of the show since angelina left
do i even want to know how boring the dynamic is now

Letty pretty much always has dark circles, and barely gained weight since S1, I bet she lives like a total slob.

Iran won’t do shit

>>211824958
Nigger, are you gonna post proof or not?

>>211825029
imagine being such a pedophile that you can't even see a teenager's face without sperging out and projecting your sickness onto others

>>211824937
It used to be somewhat of a wild west mecca for streamers until after the first trip that got Ice his Kick deal and Johnny Somali got Japanese internet to focus on streamers over there.

It's a quiet safe place where you can free roam shitfaced off your head without fear of random browns robbing and putting you in hospital over a phone.

>>211824974
the only clip i saw was them playing with the voodoo dolls and aryeh getting drench to twerk and rub her tits

>>211825034
i have dark circles like a mf how do i get rid of that, i am also slav btw
maybe it's the fact that i sleep 5-6 hours a day

Is it true that Ellie is going to show her feet today?

>>211825024
Again, a scathing retort, please elaborate more on how you're not absolutely fuming right now, that other people have parents that pass the torch of the family trade to them, and weren't the bastard of a single mom, with zero life prospects.

>>211825064
we all have our dreams that let us get through the day that little bit easier

>>211825049
pedo, you can't out argue yourself being caught being a pedo

>>211825049
hang yourself, klauspedo

>>211824965
letty and jon are and will always be the best fish

Did they go to sleep early or late? I wanna know when I can expect these fags to wake up.

It was funny to watch people try to deny tarot readings yesterday when this woman got so much stuff right
The cope is strong

>>211825070

>>211825064
>Is it true that Ellie is going to show her feet today?
she showed feet on her discord server, its been rumoured that theres more pics but this is all we have so far

Jet, Emiru vs. Ellie scissor-off when.

>>211824427
weird concave profile like most asian women

Why did they turn off the YouTube stream like 6 hours before they went to sleep?

Is this pathetic pile of cloth my beautiful abo crackhead wife?

>>211823956 (OP)
Schizo tank is the best tank, whether through esotericism or some dumb fortune teller. There should be a fortune teller, a catholic priest to do an exorcism, and lie detector each season.

>>211825049
don't listen to these guppie haters
they have weird projection issues

>>211825105
Lol, platinum mad. Stay jelly, you nigger.

Ellie rejected my follow request on instagram which means she has her phone

>>211824427
Better than most asians but not as good as white

>>211825139

I love asian women

>>211825120
Almost like a plate, her face is literally built to be nutted onto.

>>211825138
the paper says bill of indictment. btw

what's the point of mints

>>211825142
What's her IG?

>>211824988
Yes

Girl

You sure showed them

Get your fat ass back on the slot machine you have had enough fries.


Also Jet why are you reporting posts instead of talking about what scared you so bad. Put the wings in the Balinciaga Bag before I chargeback

When can we have a trans person on fishtank? Production should get a passing tranny and not tell anyone

>>211825104
I can only imagine it's Aryeh type retards that handwave away the spooky shit.

>>211825159
Yep, seething.

>>211825138
Why do you blatantly samefag? You're way too old to be doing this shit.

>>211825185

>>211825160
white women profile mog asian bugs to oblivion

>>211825173
@RexPolaroyd

Don’t ask me what that even means

>>211825109
fuuuuck when is she gonna get those juicy jugs out

>>211825160
k.

>>211825200
Let us be fair that most white women do not have good profiles like this either. But you are correct that this sort of profile is the epitome of beauty.

>>211825174
It’s funny because we actually know Jet has an above average cock

>>211825200
>meanwhile Asian women

>>211825204
Bro, she's stuffing her bra.

>>211825195
you're confused

>>211825057
japan used to be great for streamers because nobody would fuck with you and just assumed you were a drunk gaijin being dumb. but now that elon's in charge of twitter and jap politics are getting chuddy in general it's fucked because they have totally greenlit doxxing/calling on streamers.

so it went from streamer heaven to streamer hell because of elon, the current jap PM, and johnny somali.

Daniel has decent beard genetics. How can I start beardmaxing to be just like my hero? I was thinking about trying out derma rolling cos my beard is too peach-fuzzy. I'm 31 so my natural development is probably over lol.

My black friend (girl) has applied for the freeloader
She’s the biggest fishtank fan I know

>>211824825
>Yeah dude I can flip those houses, I know all about this shit
>Uhhhh water damage? Yeah idk bro... Maybe you should call a professional...
Incompetent fart buffoon

>>211825200
immogen poots has a kinose

>>211825241
how much does she weigh

>>211825241
I don't think they want Shadi back.

>>211825231
Shave every day with a sharp blade for a few months. Then let it grow for a month. Then start shaving it every day for a few more months

>>211824943
Why do flat girls bother wearing bras?

>>211825241
is she fat

>>211825241
What does she think of Chris Lynch?

>>211825249
She’s like ellie size
>>211825261
She’s pretty quiet and isn’t a mutt like shadi her parents are african

>>211825271
or tj for that matter

>>211825279
does she like isopods?

>>211825241
They had a black girl on for all of a day in Bitchtank. They probably gave her the boot because the vibes were off.

>>211825266
she's not flat
there's some boob

>>211825271
She said Ben is the most handsome but doesn’t like his baldness lol

>>211825231
the longer facial hair follicles are exposed to testosterone the thicker the hair becomes, both density and physically. however, if you're 31 and you have shit beard hair its over for you. shaving doesnt actually do anything, hair is dead. and grows from a root, so cutting it does nothing at all.

>>211825241
Is she alt/goth? I've been wanting to see a black girl like that in the tank since S2. I hope all the slurs don't get to her if she actually gets on.

>>211825289
Great ass too. Size ain't everything.

>>211825279
is coffee good for you

>>211825241
Does she appreciate how juicy and thicc Mints is?

>>211825289

qrd

Jimmy's "sloppy seconds" Benleaks simped for in /bant/ was a fat arab girl living in Luxembourg.
Jimmy was sexting her and doing erp (erotic roleplay) as a vampire, the arab girl later leaked a video of jimmy pretending to be a vampire.
This video was filmed on Jimmy's iPod touch and you can see a horny Jimmy acting like he's sucking the blood out of the arab's girl's neck.
They in fact never met irl, so I'm not sure if it counts as sloppy seconds.

It's unclear at the moment why Jimmy and the fat arab girl had a falling out. The verdict is that Jimmy is a loser who did this shit in the first place

My trans friend (gay) applied to be a freeloader, wish xim luck!

>cute-ish mid girl who flirts with dan at first then switches to either fred or seth (aryeh wouldnt be belieavable at all) and makes fun of daniel after that
>artist guy in his 30s who is cool but also a loser to have a love/hate relationship with fred
>bad bossy bitch so drench doesnt get too cocky running the house
take notes Jet, this is the only way you can save this dogshit season

>>211825303
yea id definitely plap
tiny girls are fun to throw around

>>211825314
stop trying to summon brown tits

I'm 90% sure I was in a discord server with ellie

>>211825322
aryeh is taken by ellie, thats her secret she loves big autistic men

>>211825322
Need more asian women imo

>>211825286
Jasmine had no idea about the show. There’s so many black girls who actually do but for some reason they don’t want them. But gay retarded degen black men are fine

>>211825329
There's no way this girl hasn't been in the back room of a warehouse at work giving screaming orgasms to multiple guys.

>>211825341
her name is Leonard or lenard or some shit

>>211825350
No we don't lmao.

>>211825340
I'm not trying to summon her, It's just hilarious Jimmy thinking he's not pathetic in this whole ordeal

>>211825350
any of the two chicks we need can be asian

What did I miss after Freddy spun Direnc around last night? Did they fuck?

>>211825033
yeah me either, not gonna watch 3 hours of fishtank digest to catch up either… god I wish they would just make those 5-10 minutes long

>>211825350
True

>>211825384
No but Freddy did ''accidentally'' touched her braless boobs multiple times.

I need to join Ellie's discord so I can groom her and make her my wife and mother of my children.

>>211825358
>for some reason they don’t want them
because if they have a cute black girl who is also interesting, not a degen and fun then the white bois watching might want to racemix and that is not based or redpilled. its only cool if you do it with asians

>>211825241
How big are her tits tho?

>>211825231
The various types of hair on your body is determined by the size and shape of the follicle that produces the hair. The chemical controller for the size and shape of hair the follicle is controlled by your hormones. Fix your diet, increase your testosterone levels ny natural or unnatural means, then find out it was pretty much for nothing because genetics accounts for the other 75%

>>211825358
I think they cast based on their own personal preferences. And there's probably not massive fans of black people.

Sam used having a black person on as a literal threat in season 1. Lol

>>211825364
That’s not ellie

We need more tits if anything

>>211824310
Then they made her go again just for fun

>>211825359
she reminds me of this girl from my high school that got Eiffel Towered by two giant wiggers she was tiny too

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750595872332422.webm

>>211825300
It's not that shit really, but it only looks decent as stubble. It looks less impressive as it grows out because the thicker hairs go in different directions and become less uniform, making the fuzz areas more prominent.

>>211825358
>black girls
not funny
>gay retarded degen black men
funny
simple as

Fred’s real name is Fred kaeser by the way https://www.linkedin.com/in/frederic-kaeser-7048b728

>>211825402
https://discord.gg/4U5jDAc

>Nobody made a webm of Direnc rubbing her titties in the voodoo doll challenge, are you guys retarded?

>>211825413
I know
Ellie doesn't have any lewds to post
She's boring

>>211825350
They interviewed this girl at the auditions. She would have been incredible:

https://x.com/i/status/1928650642136158692

>>211825433
Nice dox

>>211825433
>Coolest guy in the entire history of the show
>Is called Kaiser

>>211825436
you got my hopes up, wtf man

>>211825426
So is she talking from experience?

>>211825433
>Linkedin

What the fuck, I thought he was homeless or something

>>211825408
>>211825300
So is dermarolling just a snake oil?

>>211825350
Asian women are nontent

Why does the local fredseether also always scream about indians
It's kind of an odd thing to say isn't it

>>211825451
I'm not gonna click the link, but I assume it's the Japanese prostitute from the IP2 sphere

>>211825433
Based last name.

>>211825364
>>211825341
yeah it's Lenard I'm in it too

Anyone got the webm of Ellie rolling around on the ground and doing that bridge yoga pose

>>211825241
Must bug a fan of BWC too. I’m in.
>>211825279
Petite negresses are adorable

>>211825476
Yeah. She's actually funny when she's not doing her stock dance content.

>>211825469
idk
sounds gay so probably yes

>>211825476
it's twitter anon it won't hurt u

>>211825491
Shit reminded me of a Donald Farmer film

>>211825433
Why does he larp as Italian?

>>211825433
>Fred kaeser
>Fredkaeser
>Fraeser
>Faeser
>Feaser
Could it be?

>>211824509
scum that romanticize the boring trash that was s1 should be banned from all screen use including the internet and video games

>>211825491
This one?

>>211825476
from cx btw
posting IP2 here outs you as low iq r

>>211825415
Yes!

ellie beat the shit out of herself in front of jet
its sick when you know this is the kind of stuff jet is into
hes like quentin tarantino, but instead of feet its self harm and degradation

>>211825529
Arye is a little freak, made her rub her tits then do jumping jacks and i love it.

>>211825524
s1 was boring
when jon wasn't on

>>211825497
It's pretty gay. The idea is that you roll this tiny needles along your face or hairline, and it create little punctures which the body then responds by increasing blood flow there to heal them or something, supposedly revitalising the follicles in the process.

>>211825528
Ip2 is dead

>>211824633
NTA and I don't disagree but post your list

>>211825514
Kaesar = Caesar nigga

>>211825532

>>211825560
yes that is my point, the kick streamers are not IP2

>>211825523
>feaser poster
kek based

>>211825408
yea I can't grow a beard for shit so I just keep it shaved

>>211825553
Girls do this with microneedling, but microneedling goes much deeper so it makes more sense. I have seen the effects of microneedling and it seems to work for them.

>>211824509
hilarious you'd disagree with such an obvious truth. compared to S1, S2 was a paragon of art

>>211825231
>>211825469
get on trt
the only way to get more facial hair is by having more testosterone in the body
dont waste your time with faggot device, theyre all bullshit

>>211825570
>jet hovering behind her
he's as bad as Daniel, just more self-aware.

>>211825563
>Mints
>Sissy Simmons
>Princess Ben
>The Mule from Sticker Mule

What's the site you can view and search TTS/chat archives

ip2

>>211825602
it's not jet, it's that one cameraman with more hair than the other

>>211825618
grizzway dev

>>211825532
Now this shot is fucking grim. It's simply too obvious what he is intending.

>>211824750
I feel like the people who think this are Daniel self inserters that are intimidated, aggravated, but weirdly jealous of extroverts like Fred even if he's an alcoholic pill head

>>211824763
Josie is hideous and boring by the way

>>211825653
Nina lost, get over it.

>>211825654
reminder just how unnatural constantly searching for the nearest camera to stare into is, the grift began one week ago

>>211824121
Begone vile sorcerer I rebuke you in the name of love and life!

>>211825674
incel

>>211825654
Content queen btw

>>211825104
Jet and Ben were genuinely concerned. Why couldn't we see the wiggers reading live?
>>211825219
Role playing as your dad and posting other guys dicks was cute for awhile until you got fat and on pills. Anyone can ask Jupiter for the real low down on how Johnny's dick was like he said you are your mother's son down to the clitoris. Now what did the mean scary witch say that had you so tripped aside from all the stuff about your mother and how it has affected your relationships. range banning isn't enough stinky doesn't matter if you call Janny or what they fill in the custom section. love ya :*

>>211825685
that's exactly what she thinks when she looks at you through the camera

Ellie is a grift is the new Josie is a plant

>>211825664
Josie is ugly and will never love, fuck, like, or even acknowledge you. You will never "find your own Josie". You will always be alone.

>>211825532
Jet insists upon himself

>>211825674
she looks in the mirror every 10 minutes and she likely takes a lot of selfies
so it makes sense for her to keep looking at a camera lens

were vibes ever this bad?

>>211825707
Josieseething ninacucks are still unhinged retards, I see. Some things never change.

>>211825711
that's almost every girl that's ever been in the house, she's the only one who does that

>>211825532
why does jet look like that one cuck thats used in every cuck porn video in this scene?
you know which guy i mean

>>211824703
So he pawned his band’s stuff and claimed somebody else stole it?

>>211825700
Ellie did actually say about a month before the show that she wanted to be a RW grifter.

>>211825674
So your argument is that Ellie is... aware she's on a show?

>>211825711
I always thought femcells and chudettes didnt care about their appearance to the opposite sex. This chick does her makeup before bed and never stops fixing her hair.

>>211823974
They’ve claimed to pull in over 500k in the first week. Why not hire more people instead of having Jet and Ben there 24/7? Or are they too greedy to reinvest the money into a worthy production?

so nothing happened last night?

>>211825757
Freddy got fingered by direnc

Fainted while taking a shit this morning and banged my back pretty bad on something and I can barely move now, had to go to the emergency room but they only told me to give it a few days (immigrant doctor).
I have pretty high pain tolerance but this is unbearable, if they overlooked something I'm doing a Luigi Mangione at the Fishtank house.

>>211824500
Contentment makes you stagnate. It's crazy that people as braindead as you faggots actually exist.

>>211825757
Ellie got her period

>>211825750
bravo retard, you constructed an argument and defeated it in the same sentence. obviously, no, that's not my argument, because everyone is on the show and nobody looks into the camera in that manner

>>211825754
she likely got bullied hard in school
girls are brutal to girls who are loners like ellie

>>211825757
Ellie went "foot mode"

So what's our boy Jet gonna do once whatever secret that Ellie said could get her in trouble gets revealed and she loses her simps?

thread's dead and it's only day 10

>>211825807
>loner
she's popular and fucked the entire football team.

>>211825815
Fuck her, retard.

>>211825823
who could've guessed, right?

>>211823977
It’s day 10 and they need to take a break already from all that nontent they just produced.

Fire Jet. Demote Jet. Jet is an “editor”, not creative, not funny, not a performer, not a director, not a producer, not organized, not professional. Yet he’s pretending to be all of those things.

We wanted Fishtank what we got is Jet Neptune tank. Jet is not interesting, he’s boring, he’s not camera friendly yet he’s always on camera. He’s not charismatic. He’s not a showman.

>>211825823

>>211825807
ah right that's the obvious explanation LMAO

>>211825815
the secret is that she likes younger guys and it would get her in trouble because she only recently turned 18 and in america an 18 year old going after anyone younger than 18 automatically brands them a pedophile for life and gets them cancelled. it also excludes her from liking seth because he's 26 and chopped, and explains why she likes aryeh because he acts like a fucking 13 year old.

>>211825815
what secret could she possibly have, she's 18?
probably that she's "lesbian" or something because she wasn't fucked by chad yet

>>211825823
trust the plan

>>211825815
Whatever it is they omitted it from her intro facts to keep the simp money coming. Although she already said she's A sexual and that didn't stop the loot crate and love letters.

>>211825815
Her pimp action man just told her to not reveal relationship status before she’s built up a grifter following

an RV trip would repair the vibes

>>211825532
This is disgusting. Jet is almost a decade older than her.

>>211825815
Idk beg for money in-between food stamps and eat wings. Narc to 4chan jannies. Cope about a small dick take subs jerk off to sister lie. Stop acting like Cole you need help

>>211825840
She was groomed by a 30 y/o discord tranny, and she will Ediepost.

>>211825802
>muh all or nothing fallacy
I laugh that braindead fags like you exist.

>>211825857
Mizzy is going to hell for being a damage control pimp for the wiggers

>>211825857
As much as people liked to call her piggy and say she's hideous, I stand by my S3 day 1 position that she's hot and needs my penis.

>>211825823
Nigger, it's a Sunday.

>>211825825
ellie has very few friends in school
thats why she isolated herself and found discord grooming servers

>>211825879
>The arms
Damn dude you edit your pictures like a fat girl now. I guess the bitty doesn't fit anymore

>>211825890
she's a fat pig who'll eat all of your cheeseburgers

I just want Jon to burst in with a shitty karaoke machine and start reading the bible extremely loudly
Jon as a freeloader would go hard

>>211825879
mizzy is a rachel orbiter that should have told you everything you needed to know

>>211825857
tsmt

>>211825879
It's all she has. I think she's the only one that matches Jimmy's levels which is odd because at least Jimmy was (is) a retarded mde fanboy

>>211825926

https://fishtank.live/clip/285173

What the heck i love Arye now.

>>211825895
People have the day off. It should be more active not less.
It’s because there is no jupi

>>211825934
He should never get to live down his "don't dig beneath the surface" comment.

bring in joopy as a freeloader!

>>211825955
truu

>>211825857

Let's make a prison but we have no clear rules or objectives for it

>>211825823
its advantageous

>>211825877
Absolutely mindless, can't even pretend to consider things or communicate.

>>211825964
That would actually be cool. I doubt they know who she is, danny and seth are the kind that follow Jim's advice

>>211825926
life is brappy.

I am absolutely disgusted with myself, I bought a season pass for this, thinking season 4 was when it would all come together.

>>211825606
>afraid to answer

>>211825823
>thread slower than a preseason /bant/ thread
grim and fucked up

>>211825823
>>211826017
maybe reply to my messages retards.

Smelly trench foot Ellie.

do you faggots always doompost about how boring and shit the show is or is this season actually uniquely bad

watching clips from yesterday, and direnc is way funnier with the bag on her head. she's like charlie chaplin

>>211825729
Josiecels are still delusional retards in between cutting themselves over the fact their waifu is engaged to some idiot editor of s2 I see

You guys think anything good is happening today? Yesterday was fine, but it seemed more like an activity day event at a special ed group home.

>>211826034
Those shoes would be nasty

>>211826035
Yes

>>211826035
nah this seasons fine most people are enjoying it even if its a little simple, complaining is part of the fun

We are at war with Iran

>>211826010
counterpoint: at least its only 10 bucks and you can cancel auto renewal and thats it. imagine if they kept the 60 bux price

>>211826034
Can we use TTS to gaslight someone into stealing her socks for a fake challenge?

>>211826035
>doompost
It’s truthposting.

>>211826068
Nothing ever happens.

>>211826035
its uniquely fucked how quickly they lost half the original cast. when the main hook for the season was how good and reliant the season was going to be on the cast specifically.

>>211826068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

>>211826068
They can't do shit back, it was basically just more dronestrikes and they never counted as a war before.

>>211826035
nothing will ever be as bad as season 2, but my problem with s4 is that it was unironically the greatest cast ever but they've already butchered it and its only day 10. either they get a couple of alex b tier freeloaders or it's ogre

season 1 had the worst cast and nothing happened, it was basically a streamer house with some random people doing nothing in it

the biggest plus side was that it led to jon being on bloodgames

>>211826010
Use this pain and suffering to grow. Man is a bridge.

>>211826035

doomposting is half the fun, the production could fall apart at any moment due to the retards in charge and the chaotic nature of the concept

>>211826068
''we'' i'm not jewish sorry.

Everything wrong with this season is the fault of the viewers and the fish.

>>211826068
We are at war with the wiggers. If it doesn’t get better we gotta shut them down

>>211826087
What is with that hi vis vest? Is this a zoomer tiktok meme.

>>211826035
>do you faggots always doompost about how boring and shit the show is or is this season actually uniquely bad
this season has no fish or dynamic to look forward to or care about
theres just nothing
the only people who like it are the ones who watch highlights and dont really care about the show

>>211826114
It sure is, Jet.

>>211826068
nah we just gave them a little slap

>>211826114
many wiggers are saying this

>>211825823
the gloves are off

The tank needs more woman and outgoing personalities. Daniel, Ellie and Aryeh are dead air, even Dirench doesn't talk that much.

>>211826114
>

>>211826103
And Letty getting fat

>>211825823
>it's over

>>211826138
Direnc needs a humilliation ritual like Fred had with the boxing match. I like them both and I hope they're the final 2, but she needs it.

>>211826114
marky ciara big pruple

>>211826035
Na I think it's been alright I wanted to see your reading live though and as per tradition you cuck content I kick tires

>>211826143
damn, letty is so sexy

>>211826138
the tank is an energy vampire. anyone that goes in there will be instantly zapped of energy and personality.

>>211826138
seth mogs

>>211826114
wiggers dindu nuffin

>>211826143
>That melted face

How old is she again? Bitch looking grim.

>>211826168
grim

Jet bring him in.

>>211826035
yes to both

>>211825532
Ben looks like hes enjoying as entertainment; jet looks like he is envisioning making her do that alone in his room. That sick fuck

>>211826099
>nothing will ever be as bad as season 2
don't memoryhole season 1

>>211826193
No. Daniel will get sexually assaulted.

>>211826138
women with outgoing personalities don't have to lock themselves in a mid house in Dumpster, Massachusetts for six weeks to entertain the bottom 5% of men

make the call Jet.

Rachel (unironically), Jin and Angie all brought life to the house. Yesterday felt so fucking dead.

>>211826143
All fishtank girls get fat and start smoking. They are paying tribute to their Lord
>Me

That bomber looks cool

>>211826213

Skibidi toilet

MAKE THE CALL JET

>ang bio
>might start an of
>knew that bitch sucked

>>211826218
trvke. I was expecting lose one in the first week either by elimination or because they quit, 1 fish per week is what you should lose TOPS. and and always put the least interesting fish in the chopping block.

make the call jet

>>211826218
Is Ellie the youngest fish they have had? Feel like you cant be interesting at 18 with no life experience.

>>211826218
Angie would have spent the day sitting next to freddy doing nothing. Stop with this gay ass revisionism

what did you do when you found out that this is how the average fishtank viewer "watches" fishtank?
https://x.com/lesbians4letty/status/1936606216052175042

>>211826219
Not Josie, not JC, not Summer (though she's beat in other ways), not Payton, not Bianca, not the pawg nurse from S3.

>>211825223
and that's a good thing

>>211826250
hahahahah is that ELLIE ellie the chicken jockey? ellie is a chicken jockey
ellie is a chicken jockey
ellie is a chicken jockey
ellie is a chicken jockey
TTS IT NOW ANON!

make the call jet

>>211826255
Joisie was always extremely skinnyfat with no curves.

>>211826253
I dont think about them at all. Getting angry at things i cant change is waste of energy

make the call Jet

>>211826251
Some 18 year olds are funny as fuck, Ellie grew up on her ipad and pc with discord so yeah she doesn't have much to share besides minecraft movie memes

Who's surprised?

>>211826253
No it isn't

>>211826275
We need french braid or pigtail ellie day

>>211826269
josie is intersex, look at her wide shoulders, she probably has underdeveloped testicles

>>211826287
>might start an OF
whowa.

>>211826231
see
>>211826230

>>211826286
>Some 18 year olds are funny as fuck,
Im calling the fucking cops you sick fuck

I think all waifufags and self inserter scum should be permanently banned from fishtank you pathetic parasocial losers

>>211826287
I'm pretty sure i got placed into another timeline again because im 100% sure ive seen a porno with a girl that looks like Angie a long time ago.

>>211826256
yeah probably, these streamers are faggots now. i'd be on the streamers side though if they were still going hard like they were when IP2 was at its peak.

rewatching anything from season 2 is wild because TJ cannot fucking talk its excruciating

>>211826252
she would make daniel mad which is funny, she would flirt a bit with fred who was interesting to watch as someone who likes lovetank and sextank, she would at the very fucking least talk to the other fish unlike ellie and seth

>>211824343
I think it's haramase simulator

>>211826314
Its a bit, dickhead!

make the call jet

>>211826311
>the age of consent for voluntary sexual activity is 16 years old. This is specified in the Penal Law Code, specifically articles 244 and 245,
And i would do it again.

people calling angie entertaining should kill themselves

>>211826287
It’s a threat to sharp fart to hive her a stipend or she’s going to go full whore

it's not a bit

>>211826314

>>211826053
sad

>>211826325
Ellie talked all day. Unfortunately it was with arye who never lets people talk for long

>>211826336
I need to see Jimmy beat a high school girl's head in

>>211826296
French Maid

>>211826287
hell yeah. wish I wasnt a poorfag so I could buy the entire throne list.

>>211826298
Native American women just look like that. They don’t have a lot of dimorphism like niggers

>>211826269
Josie is just plain skinny. "Skinnyfat" doesn't really apply to women anyway, women can be skinny, fit, jacked (which looks terrible) or fat. Skinnyfat is when you weigh as much as you should if you had ok muscle mass (say 160-180 lbs for your average 5'8" to 6' guy), but you have little to no muscle, so you just look like a shapeless blob though not quite fat.

>>211826287

bring her back

>>211826365
strong henchman vibes from this jew

>>211826286
i.. am steve!! ! chicken jockey!! flint and steel!! la la la lavaaa, ch ch ch chickeann

>>211826251
JC from S2 was 18 too
it's almost as if Goran has a type

>>211826364
BinxKnight will add her to the 30k he has spent on Mizzy and Binx

>>211826330
no it isn't

>>211826359
He would have been good if angie was still there because his self insert is daniel. Would be great to see him get his ass beat by drench though

>>211826287
probably the smartest fish in terms of cashing in on the exposure asap
but shes way to slow in starting her streaming
most people have forgotten her already

keep an eye on dirench, I fear she may be a sleepercell that will be activated by iranian tts anyday now

>>211826369
Josie has no tits, no ass and she's skinny with a huge belly.
What else do you call that but skinnyfat?

>>211826382
>30k
>spent on Mizzy and Binx
please tell me this isn't true

Got some relentless morning wood. Angie puss is the only remedy

>>211826382
I hope so. Please do it Mr. Knight, I'll be chipping in as soon as I get a job

NEW

>>211826413
>>211826413
>>211826413

>>211826413
>>211826413
>>211826413

>>211826404
Unfortunately it is, there throne pages are sad. Also a small collection of the top simps recently paid for Mizzy to go to France to further her "career" at the film festival.

>>211826400
>huge belly
You niggers are truly the most gullible. Who told you Josie has a huge belly? You can just look at anything she has ever been in and see she's just skinny.
I'm gonna start ridiculous rumors in these threads and see how many retards I can gaslight too, seems fun.

>>211826352
he's wrong btw, doomposting is /ftl/ culture but it always holds some merit. comparatively this season is very low effort and lacks any oomph - we've seen literally everything they've shown before, even the house and the premise are a repeat which is a first. it's fun to watch because we have something to shitpost about but is automatically lower on the pole unless they do some next-level asspulls

>>211825926
Wtf is this i like it

>>211826435
this is not good

>>211826448
Her waist is big as fuck

>>211826318
Leav Luv

>>211824634
because it was retarded

feel like shit, just want them back