Thread 211825852

Toughest actor in Hollywood just got spotted on the courts. What are the chances he transitions into a new career in the NBA? After everything he's accomplished in the film and podcast industry I don't think there's anything he can't do

>>211825852 (OP)
bros, how do I gnomemaxx, is there a procedure to shorten my legs and spine?

AYO HARRY HIGH PANTS

>>211825852 (OP)
He moves like he's never been on a court before in his entire life.

>>211825852 (OP)
Burn local.

>>211827061
he's just like me

>>211825852 (OP)
Why is he so cool bros

>>211825852 (OP)
wait is that Johnny Boy ? Ma Johnny Boy from sicilia ? We used to call him ragin bull as he was notorious for beating shit out of cops

>>211827061
his boots probably froze

>>211825852 (OP)
holy fuck it looks kind of cold out and he's not wearing a shirt. His toughness is astounding to me, he's just an overall badass

>>211825852 (OP)
Damn, this is so spontaneous and BAD ASS!

ironically adam sandler is probably better

This nigga dressed like me grampop goes to bed

>>211827166
I'm sure this is edited but why is "FATHER" written in texta on a line when the rest of the card is printed text? What was the motivation behind that creative choice?

Jon knows ball. He used to destroy cats 1on1 in the hood back in the day.

>>211827061
he moves like a real one

>>211827289
>YOO HOO! I'M IN HERE WITH THE PIZZA!

>>211825852 (OP)
This guy arms are so long compared to his torso

>>211825852 (OP)
why does he act like a cholo
did he forget he is jewish

>>211829739
many jews have portrayed mexicans in /tv/ - Television & Film, he is simply following is ancestors steps

>>211829506
I don't think it's edited. It's a puff piece for pitbulls. People think only niggers own pitbulls so the idea is you write your occupation and it gives pitbulls a better name. Jon is just a dumbass and put father.

>>211827061
oh that's cool, I've been on that court
on GTA V

What makes a man turn into this much of a tryhard?

I've never understood why on earth anyone would just decide to wear a beanie when it's hot outside or while exercising. That's just asking to get greasy hair faster

Gully status?

>>211825852 (OP)
why is he dressed like a 90 year old man

>>211827115
he probably froze local

Unc looks like he just escaped a prison from the 1920s

>>211827061
he is intentionally handicapping himself. otherwise his opponents would not have a chance at winning and would go home bitter and depressed due to the unfairness of the matchup and that could have negative impacts on their mental health

>>211825852 (OP)
>John Bernthal
>Tough
He isn’t even a chef though

>>211825852 (OP)
this is the worst forced meme on here in a while

>>211829726
Its because his pants are pulled up yo his nipples

>>211827062
You're a real one for saying that dog. Keep it gully

>>211829578
Hey thanks for saying that dog. I've been a real one from day one. Glad you noticed

>>211831060
Look dog I'm gonna keep is straight with you.... I ain't never worked as a "chef" in the way that you mean. When I was working on the FX series "The Bear" I wanted to seem authentic like I knew that kind of world so I got down with a lot of cats who could teach me that kind of life. I'm not saying I could walk into any kitchen and do what those soldiers do but I know my way around a frying pan haha anyway stay gully bro

>>211829726
Well we are apes so it comes with the territory

>>211825852 (OP)
Who the fuck combines a bare chest with a beanie? Is this an LA thing?

>>211825852 (OP)
wow, he's just like one of them

>>211825852 (OP)
Hoop Local

>>211827061
He moves like somebody introduced a caveman to basketball.

>>211831457
the way that he moves and looks around in the video indicates that noone else is playing with him and he is either observing someone else's game or pretending to play with them

>>211831505
It gets funnier the more I watch it.

>>211825852 (OP)
>He has two brothers: Nicholas, an orthopedic surgeon and professor at UCLA, and Thomas, a consulting agency CEO who is married to former Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg.

>>211831548
That makes it even more impressive that he had to grow up on the streets in Russia

>>211831548
>he had brothers growing up
I knew there had to be a secret to explain his strength as a warrior

>>211827061
he's in wrestling form because the ball is as big as him

>did you just racist against my doggo?
>did you just bring up wildly lopsided negative statistics about a group of heckin lovebuddies?

I still don't know what "burnt local" means

Hoop local

>>211825852 (OP)
there wasn't even a game on. he was trying to punch a dove

>>211827166
I have a theory that jews who promote unhealthy life choices to the public don't actually partake in them themselves. Like Seth Rogen doesn't actually smoke pot. Maybe, those dogs aren't even his

I don't think Jon understands that only real ones can handle pitbulls. He doesn't realize there's some brothers out there who aren't good (but dangerous) men. They can't fight, they're not fighters who go and get at it. They dont even burn local

>>211831843
pfft, you'll never understand, you're an outsider.

>>211825852 (OP)
he look like he thinks he's on a pirson yard or something

>>211825852 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1OimD3Vfk8

>>211831843
best answer I got was him arguing you're supposed to buy locally grown weed

>>211825852 (OP)
I feel sorry for those black guys. They don't know what's about to hit them. They should have stayed regional or national, everyone knows that local is big Jon's area and he is the shot caller!

>>211827166
awwwh they're sleeping! :')

Was really hoping the video was him dabbing on those niggas

>>211831843
>I still don't know what "burnt local" means
It's about shooting for the moon while not forgettin' your roots. It's about workin' that grind and givin' back to those who gave to you. Burn Local is what happens when a star goes supernova. Burn Local is what happens when you stop settlin' for less. But Burn Local's also not about not takin' shit. Burn Local's about WORKIN' for that hustle 'cause you know nothin' in life is free. And that's okay, because you got that engine inside you. Thump-a-thump-a-thump. Ya hear that? That's a freight train on it's way to the top, that's that ENERGY, that's that KINETIC DRIVE. Vroom vroom, baby! That's makin' sense of this fucked up world and comin' out on top - THAT... is Burn Local.

>>211832109
probably reminds him of those days back in guatemala

>>211832378
The man is such a class act and so humble though, they're privileged to see an OG at work from back in the day

>>211827061
No he isn't.
Your post proves that YOU have never been on a court before in your entire life.

>>211831384
Yes. He's going for the cholo look

>>211825852 (OP)
This dude is almost 50 and hanging round basketball courts, what a fucking dork

>>211827061
you guys are over exaggerating, he is just hyping himself

>>211833562
You picked the one thing about the situation that isn't an issue or funny to point out. It's good exercise, if that's his sport and gets him to exercise that's great

>>211825852 (OP)
Why would you stand stand around filming him without masking him something?

>>211833486
>NO U
Pathetic, Jon. Did you watch Olympic wrestling and think it's transferrable to defence in basketball?