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Anonymous No.211825852 >>211826932 >>211827061 >>211827062 >>211827088 >>211827091 >>211827166 >>211827261 >>211829726 >>211829739 >>211830055 >>211831060 >>211831110 >>211831384 >>211831390 >>211831413 >>211831548 >>211831879 >>211832109 >>211832159 >>211832378 >>211833562 >>211834159
Toughest actor in Hollywood just got spotted on the courts. What are the chances he transitions into a new career in the NBA? After everything he's accomplished in the film and podcast industry I don't think there's anything he can't do
Anonymous No.211826932
>>211825852 (OP)
bros, how do I gnomemaxx, is there a procedure to shorten my legs and spine?
Anonymous No.211827037
AYO HARRY HIGH PANTS
Anonymous No.211827061 >>211827083 >>211827115 >>211829603 >>211829809 >>211830936 >>211831457 >>211831742 >>211833486 >>211834030
>>211825852 (OP)
He moves like he's never been on a court before in his entire life.
Anonymous No.211827062 >>211831325
>>211825852 (OP)
Burn local.
Anonymous No.211827083
>>211827061
he's just like me
Anonymous No.211827088
>>211825852 (OP)
Why is he so cool bros
Anonymous No.211827091
>>211825852 (OP)
wait is that Johnny Boy ? Ma Johnny Boy from sicilia ? We used to call him ragin bull as he was notorious for beating shit out of cops
Anonymous No.211827115 >>211830357
>>211827061
his boots probably froze
Anonymous No.211827166 >>211829506 >>211831897 >>211832446
>>211825852 (OP)
holy fuck it looks kind of cold out and he's not wearing a shirt. His toughness is astounding to me, he's just an overall badass
Anonymous No.211827261
>>211825852 (OP)
Damn, this is so spontaneous and BAD ASS!
Anonymous No.211827289 >>211829692
ironically adam sandler is probably better
Anonymous No.211828875
This nigga dressed like me grampop goes to bed
Anonymous No.211829506 >>211829780
>>211827166
I'm sure this is edited but why is "FATHER" written in texta on a line when the rest of the card is printed text? What was the motivation behind that creative choice?
Anonymous No.211829578 >>211831325
Jon knows ball. He used to destroy cats 1on1 in the hood back in the day.
Anonymous No.211829603
>>211827061
he moves like a real one
Anonymous No.211829692
>>211827289
>YOO HOO! I'M IN HERE WITH THE PIZZA!
Anonymous No.211829726 >>211831171 >>211831330
>>211825852 (OP)
This guy arms are so long compared to his torso
Anonymous No.211829739 >>211829771
>>211825852 (OP)
why does he act like a cholo
did he forget he is jewish
Anonymous No.211829771
>>211829739
many jews have portrayed mexicans in /tv/ - Television & Film, he is simply following is ancestors steps
Anonymous No.211829780
>>211829506
I don't think it's edited. It's a puff piece for pitbulls. People think only niggers own pitbulls so the idea is you write your occupation and it gives pitbulls a better name. Jon is just a dumbass and put father.
Anonymous No.211829809
>>211827061
oh that's cool, I've been on that court
on GTA V
Anonymous No.211829881
What makes a man turn into this much of a tryhard?
Anonymous No.211829957
I've never understood why on earth anyone would just decide to wear a beanie when it's hot outside or while exercising. That's just asking to get greasy hair faster
Anonymous No.211830029
Gully status?
Anonymous No.211830055
>>211825852 (OP)
why is he dressed like a 90 year old man
Anonymous No.211830357
>>211827115
he probably froze local
Anonymous No.211830431
Unc looks like he just escaped a prison from the 1920s
Anonymous No.211830936
>>211827061
he is intentionally handicapping himself. otherwise his opponents would not have a chance at winning and would go home bitter and depressed due to the unfairness of the matchup and that could have negative impacts on their mental health
Anonymous No.211831060 >>211831325
>>211825852 (OP)
>John Bernthal
>Tough
He isn’t even a chef though
Anonymous No.211831110
>>211825852 (OP)
this is the worst forced meme on here in a while
Anonymous No.211831171
>>211829726
Its because his pants are pulled up yo his nipples
Big B No.211831325
>>211827062
You're a real one for saying that dog. Keep it gully

>>211829578
Hey thanks for saying that dog. I've been a real one from day one. Glad you noticed

>>211831060
Look dog I'm gonna keep is straight with you.... I ain't never worked as a "chef" in the way that you mean. When I was working on the FX series "The Bear" I wanted to seem authentic like I knew that kind of world so I got down with a lot of cats who could teach me that kind of life. I'm not saying I could walk into any kitchen and do what those soldiers do but I know my way around a frying pan haha anyway stay gully bro
Anonymous No.211831330
>>211829726
Well we are apes so it comes with the territory
Anonymous No.211831384 >>211833508
>>211825852 (OP)
Who the fuck combines a bare chest with a beanie? Is this an LA thing?
Anonymous No.211831390
>>211825852 (OP)
wow, he's just like one of them
Anonymous No.211831413
>>211825852 (OP)
Hoop Local
Anonymous No.211831457 >>211831505
>>211827061
He moves like somebody introduced a caveman to basketball.
Anonymous No.211831505 >>211831527
>>211831457
the way that he moves and looks around in the video indicates that noone else is playing with him and he is either observing someone else's game or pretending to play with them
Anonymous No.211831527
>>211831505
It gets funnier the more I watch it.
Anonymous No.211831548 >>211831612 >>211831670
>>211825852 (OP)
>He has two brothers: Nicholas, an orthopedic surgeon and professor at UCLA, and Thomas, a consulting agency CEO who is married to former Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg.
Anonymous No.211831612
>>211831548
That makes it even more impressive that he had to grow up on the streets in Russia
Anonymous No.211831670
>>211831548
>he had brothers growing up
I knew there had to be a secret to explain his strength as a warrior
Anonymous No.211831742
>>211827061
he's in wrestling form because the ball is as big as him
Anonymous No.211831794
>did you just racist against my doggo?
>did you just bring up wildly lopsided negative statistics about a group of heckin lovebuddies?
Anonymous No.211831843 >>211832015 >>211832304 >>211832797
I still don't know what "burnt local" means
Anonymous No.211831863
Hoop local
Anonymous No.211831879
>>211825852 (OP)
there wasn't even a game on. he was trying to punch a dove
Anonymous No.211831897
>>211827166
I have a theory that jews who promote unhealthy life choices to the public don't actually partake in them themselves. Like Seth Rogen doesn't actually smoke pot. Maybe, those dogs aren't even his
Anonymous No.211831922
I don't think Jon understands that only real ones can handle pitbulls. He doesn't realize there's some brothers out there who aren't good (but dangerous) men. They can't fight, they're not fighters who go and get at it. They dont even burn local
Anonymous No.211832015
>>211831843
pfft, you'll never understand, you're an outsider.
Anonymous No.211832109 >>211833170
>>211825852 (OP)
he look like he thinks he's on a pirson yard or something
Anonymous No.211832159
>>211825852 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1OimD3Vfk8
Anonymous No.211832304
>>211831843
best answer I got was him arguing you're supposed to buy locally grown weed
Anonymous No.211832378 >>211833286
>>211825852 (OP)
I feel sorry for those black guys. They don't know what's about to hit them. They should have stayed regional or national, everyone knows that local is big Jon's area and he is the shot caller!
Anonymous No.211832446
>>211827166
awwwh they're sleeping! :')
Anonymous No.211832546
Was really hoping the video was him dabbing on those niggas
Anonymous No.211832797
>>211831843
>I still don't know what "burnt local" means
It's about shooting for the moon while not forgettin' your roots. It's about workin' that grind and givin' back to those who gave to you. Burn Local is what happens when a star goes supernova. Burn Local is what happens when you stop settlin' for less. But Burn Local's also not about not takin' shit. Burn Local's about WORKIN' for that hustle 'cause you know nothin' in life is free. And that's okay, because you got that engine inside you. Thump-a-thump-a-thump. Ya hear that? That's a freight train on it's way to the top, that's that ENERGY, that's that KINETIC DRIVE. Vroom vroom, baby! That's makin' sense of this fucked up world and comin' out on top - THAT... is Burn Local.
Anonymous No.211833170
>>211832109
probably reminds him of those days back in guatemala
Anonymous No.211833286
>>211832378
The man is such a class act and so humble though, they're privileged to see an OG at work from back in the day
Anonymous No.211833486 >>211834252
>>211827061
No he isn't.
Your post proves that YOU have never been on a court before in your entire life.
Anonymous No.211833508
>>211831384
Yes. He's going for the cholo look
Anonymous No.211833562 >>211834050
>>211825852 (OP)
This dude is almost 50 and hanging round basketball courts, what a fucking dork
Anonymous No.211834030
>>211827061
you guys are over exaggerating, he is just hyping himself
Anonymous No.211834050
>>211833562
You picked the one thing about the situation that isn't an issue or funny to point out. It's good exercise, if that's his sport and gets him to exercise that's great
Anonymous No.211834159
>>211825852 (OP)
Why would you stand stand around filming him without masking him something?
Anonymous No.211834252
>>211833486
>NO U
Pathetic, Jon. Did you watch Olympic wrestling and think it's transferrable to defence in basketball?