Thread 211827431

Do midgets still have a place in television and film?

>>211827431 (OP)
They don't need much space

WILLOW WAS A RACECAR DRIVER
HE DROVE SO GODDAMN FAST

>>211827431 (OP)
Leprechaun 1,2,3,4, and 5 are all classics and I'm not going to pretend they aren't.

Fridge

no
king midge has made sure of that

>>211827431 (OP)
midge

>>211827431 (OP)
No! It's offensive so it's better off that they lose one of the few jobs available to them

>>211827431 (OP)
Some of them are based https://youtu.be/4pwLBmufnE8?si=DOQZgKWDY7Bxphh5

warwick is preferable to lenny rush

I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.

>>211829573
What a failed human. Little smug faggot, doesn’t he know that nobody likes him?

>>211827431 (OP)
look at him

>>211829573
Is he doing this for a laugh?

hate a midge

>>211827431 (OP)
thanks, i've got a bunch of dead pixels on my screen now

in honor of the D-Day landings i propose building a giant catapult on the white cliffs of Dover and launching Warwick Davis across the English Channel

what's he up to?

>>211827454
CARLOS

>>211829573
gets me every time

>>211827431 (OP)
now this is pod racing

>>211829573
Disturbing and not funny.

>>211829918
The W is for Warwick.

>>211829878
You’re gonna get backtraced

You're all playing with fire. Have any of you considered he's the one coming for YOU?

>>211827431 (OP)
>can't be arsed walking
What a prick. Does he think he's better than us?

They have a place in a very, very shallow grave.

>>211832275
If Warwick would have been in aushwitz they would have gassed him in a gas chamber made from a coffee tin.

>>211833011
Did he REALLY have to move? I mean REALLY? Seems like a huge overreaction to shitposts.

>>211827431 (OP)
Would make good mech pilots.

Movie about colonists.
Little community of midges socialises in childrens playground style plastic modular fantasy lands.

Relaxes and puts in time in VR piloting machinery that makes the area livable. AI assumes actions. New bots made all the time for specific tasks. Once they're done they're upgraded. Like the midges. Short becomes tall and dwarf becomes sexy little girl.

Sex scenes of course where horse cock struggles to get the tip in delicious flat chested companion. All the little midges make a pair of peaople. Or just two, resources conserved until ubundant, but still need to be people.

Animals could count, but warwick and whatever is a tollerable compromise. May be better than alone full sized and masturbating to ai, porn ornkong distance love letters, videogames etc.

Be kawaii ugu can't be taken seriously gnomes, being heroic with no chance and getting helped by ai bots who want to help their midge friend sucfeed, liek he helped them.

Massive and muscular man, and LG, adjust at will. Play around untill finding something suitiblenfor the demands of whims and environment. And for either's pleasure and preference.

Vicious spawn gets angry at world improvement taking too long. And girl diminishes sonhe can be bugger. He wakes up to his error, restores her from cat or whatever. Plays house on an exclusive family sitcom. Grabs ass. Squeaks soothing compliments. Keeps girl happy. She or he can return to being AI, virtual etc sonthe other can have solo adventures. Be an audience, an assist, intimate with more assets as electronics. Endeavour to arrange times when optimal equal forms can fuck and be amongst others similar. Leaders of life. Bots people, paired, similar and receiving and improving pracriced love. Paradise that survives time, and takes progress and matter with it. More complex with size, or avoiding greed so others can enjoy and aid. Future saved. Some excess and banking allocated to later and assurance. S

>>211833786
you're not fooling me imp demon

>>211827431 (OP)
Hell yeah, they are funny af. You can throw the little bastards.

>>211833900
nigga what

>>211829573
Is he driving that with his dick?

>>211827431 (OP)
odious goblin

>>211827431 (OP)
they don't need much space

>>211829573
Outta my way giant shits!

It’s a lot harder to put midges into flat tvs. You could keep a bunch in the old CTR models

>>211827431 (OP)
>1p resolution

>>211836176
Do you think his dick is like a grain of rice sized or normal human sized?

>>211837268
If you go over them in one of those steamrollers to make them flat like the TV, then can they fit??

>>211838041
I’ve just been putting them in the blender and pouring them in but that would probably work

>>211838110
If you put a midget in a blender, will he die?

>>211827431 (OP)
Picture for ants

>>211838142
I've never put one in a blender but I found one in my cocktail once

>>211833786
would

>>211838142
It would be extremely shameful

>>211839172
He's a little guy

>>211838301
that's a neat webm. did you make it?

>>211839363
no, it's an old one I poached

>>211838301
>waiter, whats warwick davis doing in my cocktail?
>hopefully drowning, sir. the hideous midge.

>"Yeah, I'm not sorry at all, fuck you."
>"Stop bitching and moaning that I yanked the step-ladder up on all your so-called "careers" after I busted my ass and landed the role of a lifetime as if you wouldn't have done the exact same goddamn thing. I don't blame anybody for not wanting to see a bunch of fucking smelly midgets on my screens anymore either. It ain't my fault you got fucked by the genetic lottery harder than I did because your deformed ass ended up with Achondroplasia and your legs and arms are all stubby to go with that fucked up eight-pound water-head cranium of yours. I didn't sell the fuck out like you did just to play one of Santa's fucking elves in some shit movie no one ever saw or at fucking shopping mall, even at the lowest points of my career when I was starving at Christmas time. So you can all go right the fuck back to crying that Disney CGI'd you freaks from existence from a Snow White movie and pray they don't do it again whenever they decide to make a fucking Ewoks film. Oh yeah, and "Wee Man"? Mr. "Hornswoggle", is it? And you too, Mr. Warwick "Tubby lil' fucking Humpty-Dumpty looking motherfucker" Davis? Every single one of can just open up your mouths and say "ahhh" and you better believe me when I say with a straight theatre-trained face its raining when I piss all over your heads from the mountain I climbed."

>"Now all of you: HIGH FIVE! Oh yeah that's right, I forgot: you can only reach down low."