It looks incredibly gay (which is probably what they were going for)

If you find me ever giving a shit about stuff like this I hope someone gives me the Canadian goodbye.

the trailer is like a parody of sloppy Hollywood girlboss movies, without it being clear enough if they were actually going for that or not.

>hold onto your vaginas

>>211828205 (OP)
this shit is utterly meaningless

>>211828205 (OP)
who pre-buys tickets? that's the latest metric ever.

actual movie theaters are always super empty.
if you want to go see a movie, just go.

does anybody really buy tickets WEEKS in advance? OMG! it will be sold out!!!! AHHH!!! ridiculous.

every time I see a commercial that's like
Get....
Tickets....
now!.....
I want to scream.

>>211828605
*"lame-est" metric ever
(lol spell check)

>>211828205 (OP)
It's not a horror? What the fuck is it? No, I'm not watching the trailer.

>>211828205 (OP)
where is box office anon? lmao

>>211828640
Nope, they remade Terminator 2

>>211828205 (OP)
It's time to admit that the ONLY REASON the first movie was successful is because everyone thought the loli doll was hot and wanted to fuck it, the dance sequence where she moves her hips is prime example of that
Also the doll was played by a little girl

I thought it was hilarious that everyone avoided calling her sexy out of fear of looking like a pedo but that was on everyone's minds

>>211828205 (OP)
Is Violet Mcgraw in this one too?

>>211828348
>girlboss
Any explanation to nu4chan's love for speaking like a fucking tranny? Literally no one but twitter trannies and nu4chan use this Newspeak of
>OH NY HECKING GIRLBOSS INCEL MALE GAZE MISOGYNY CHUD GASLIGHT WHATABOUTISM
Speak like a fucking man already, you fucking gay sissy cunts.

>>211829604
Zoomers are low IQ and easily influentiable.
And since they spend all day gossiping about Twitter like a bunch of high school girls they ended up talking like trannies thinking its normal.

>>211828205 (OP)
Wait, there are people who actually think M3gan was a horror? At best I would call it thriller. It was okay movie, but I definitely went into it expecting horror and it did not deliver.
I don't even know what to compare it to - is Terminator 2 a horror?

>>211828605
People in my area do it so they can reserve the best seats and then bitch at you to move in an 80% empty theater. I think that's the last time I'm ever going to a major nu movie theater again. I'll stick to my small town theater that gets movies a few weeks late and is first come first seat like it should be.
I saw Lilo and Stich. What a downgrade.

>>211828205 (OP)
the sequel gives me the vibe that they had clearly done market research as to what hardcore fans of the original wanted and they doubled down on it in the sequel, they zeroed in on what the teen girlies who actually liked the movie wanted
I assume all "horror" bloggers and social personalities are 45-year-old dudes so no shit they're annoyed that the movie isn't a jailbait horror anymore
>>211828605
the only time I buy tickets in advance is when I want to see something on a premium screen as those last less than a week now, if it's a regular movie I just buy the night before or the day of
I'm taking my nephew to see F1 in real IMAX and I bought those tickets two weeks ago to ensure we'd have good seats

What the fuck is up with this "we're going to intentionally bomb the sequel" shit that seems to be going around? Is there some unspoken pact where they're saying "Well if you're going to force me to make a sequel we're going to fuck it up!" like petulant children? I know that's what happened with Joker 2, and the last Matrix movie. But it seems to be happening more and more.

>>211828640
It's a """comedy""". A very embarrassing one.

>>211829604
>Speak like a fucking man already
Ok, fuck your girlbosses you reddit nigger.

>>211828205 (OP)
didn't this come out like a month ago?

>>211830328
I don't know, I saw the trailer when I went to watch 28 Years Later. It looks absolutely terrible.

>>211828205 (OP)
they fully pandered to the YAAAS QUEEN faggot folk and turned the movie into woke Marvel slop

>>211829562
Yes, the whole reason M3GAN comes back is because she is still yandere for her character Cady.

>Prebuying tickets for some random horror movie sequel like it's a fucking summer event

>>211828205 (OP)
>go to cinema
>trailer for m3gan 2 starts
>HOLD ON TO YOUR VAGINAS LADIES!!!
>scene where woman starts punching men
>I BET YOURE ALL AROUSED NOW!!!!
>FEMININOMENON starts playing

>>211828640
I saw a commercial and it looked like horror, M3GAN was murdeing people abd crawling on walls.
It's upping the comedy compared to the original though.

>>211830699
The second movie is the robot from the first movie having to do battle with another girl robot. They also build her a new body (she's not a loli anymore). And it's full of lame jokes.

I havent been in a movie teather since kick ass 2 and this movie is the first one that give me the hype to see it day one. Looks cheese corny as fuck.

>>211830488
this, i saw the teaser and was like eh might still be fun and all the trailers afterwards for full on Drag Queen tier pandering to the zestiest gays. i doubt even normal women could enjoy this much zest

>>211830853
how much did they pay you to shill this movie anon?

>>211830764
Yes but she also murders people still, I saw the trailer.

>>211828205 (OP)
>successful horror movie with neat concept
>make a soulless sequel that’s a John wick movie for some reason

???

>>211830878
0 dolarinos, I like cheese movies. If you take this movie seriously I asume you are a stupid edgy teenager that think anime is art and all that shit. Is the sharknado of murder bots.

>>211830853
>>211831076
youre a literal fag if the trailers appeal to you

>>211828205 (OP)
Meh, I'll go see it instead of F1. Wtf is the big deal about going to see gay ass racing like driving around in a circle is soooooo interesting lmao gimmie a break.

>>211831138
I found the angry teenager. Cry me a river edgy boy.

it didnt need a sequel but its probably the right play longterm, todays childs play

>>211831185
f1 tracks arent circles

>>211831206
>theehee female power vagina tititties punch men in the balls lmao cbt women on top!!!
WOAHHH i must see this! Soo much cheese guys lmao im totally watching for the cheese guys im not a fag!!

>>211828205 (OP)
I hope it's good brehs. I didn't expect to like the first one so much.

>>211831446
That's not what the trailers show though. Are you just getting that because of the goons are male? That'd be normal since that's who you would expect to be working security. I don't really get any "gurl powah" vibe, she even apologized to a guy over how she acted in the first movie.

>>211828205 (OP)
What the fuck is this presale bullshit anyway. Who buys a ticket weeks before release. I understand for a concert but a fucking movie ticket?

>>211831713
>That's not what the trailers show though
lol
https://youtu.be/1FeiTZMtwLA?si=rrx1B6L_wE4ucgtB&t=95

>>211831335
Exactly. It would be stupid to just recycle the first movie all over again. Going weird is much preferable.

>>211831069
honestly the John Wick movies are so lazy and formulaic that I'd assume copying them was free money too.

>>211831713
>>211831446
if it had seemed like a clever satire that would be one thing, but it just comes across as stupid.

nothing as well-balanced as the "Titanium" scene from the first one.

>>211831799
That doesn't equal "punch men in the balls lmao cbt women on top!!!" though. You're taking one thing and then claiming it means a million other things.

>>211828256
>the Canadian goodbye

drown in maple syrup?

>>211832027
>woman fights men
>OMG YOURE LE HECKIN AROUSED!!!

>>211828205 (OP)
you must watch several episodes of Black Mirror on Netflix before you go see this movie?

I know Black Mirror is supposed to be an un-connected anthology type of series, but this little temple-interface has been in tons of episodes.

was M3gan written by the same guy? (if it wasn't, it sure feels like it could have been an episode)

>>211828205 (OP)
Why didn't this movie have stunt marketing like the first one?

>>211832126
Black Mirror is just a Twilight Zone rip off

>>211832126
they made Upgrade but for faggots

>>211832083
those are two different scenes cut together
it looks like at some point there's an "Upgrade" like situation where Megan is in the woman's brain and she's talking to her boyfriend or something and Megan starts giving her shit over it

>>211832276
>hold on to your vaginas
>im such a bad bitch
>femininomenon starts playing
>lol youre aroused after fighting men
>female is the strong big bad
>female is the strong big good
>NOOOOOOOOO THERE ISNT ANY GURL POWAH VIBE ITS TOTALLY FOR HETEROS AND NOT PANDERING TO CRUSTY FAGS AND WOMEN

>>211828205 (OP)
>claims people are pissed it's goofy instead of horror
>they're actually pissed about aging her up

>>211828205 (OP)
the less people the better

>>211830199
Also Gremlins 2 but that wound up being miles better than the original.

How long before it's available on streaming services?

>>211832443
>Female good guy vs female bad guy means it's automatically for fags

It makes sense for the bad guy to also be female since she's based off M3GAN's design so she is kind of like her clone. Also the aroused line is from a different scene.

>>211832538
Outside of that goofy k-pop(?) outfit, she is still cute and funny.

>>211828205 (OP)
>normies hate M3GAN Kino
I’m not surprised

>>211828640
Stealth Battle Angel Alita sequel

>>211832538
Did people not think the first one was goofy ?
Sure the sequel looks even goofier but it’s not like the original was serious

>>211828205 (OP)
Don't worry M3g4nites, the LGBTQ+P, community that made the original a cult classic will give it plenty of walk-up business if it has those campy and catchy songs like the last one!

>>211828205 (OP)
>Horror fans seem upset
>That means sales are bad
No, lack of anticipation is what tanks sales; not disappointment. You need to have ALREADY SEEN IT to be disappointed in it.

John Wick and its consequences were a disaster for the action genre

The trailers give off a vibe of the movie being for 12 year old girls so I doubt grown men will be flocking to the theatre except to take their daughter to watch it.

>>211832923
What were the consequences anon? That it showed what a decent action kino could be and raised the bar too high?

>>211833027
John Wick fight cinematography is just Bourne shakycam for zoomers

>>211833152
>John Wick
>shakycam

????

There is a lot of critique about John Wick's choreography (namely that Keanu can't keep up with the stunt team after the first movie) but shaky cam is not one of them. It's like the only modern action series that isn't afraid of holding on a shot while the actors do their thing.

>>211832717
trailer music is from the literal faggot queer queen right now with tons of amy schumer tier vagina jokes

yes its for faggots and women, keep coping about being gay, anon

>>211833152
>>211833263
And on top of that the Bourne movies sure as hell didn't invent the One-Man-Army goes through fiddy men genre.

>>211833263
>>211833380
Reading comprehension

>>211833429
Even if I read it to mean
>John Wick fight cinematography is as ubiquitous as shakycam was in the 2000s
it's still not true

>>211828205 (OP)
pedos pissed the bot isn't more child looking

>Hey Megan was successful, let's turn it into John Wick! People love that slop!

>>211833586
The most viewed part of the original megan was when she was dancing with the paper cutter so I'm not surprised

>>211833352
>One joke
>"Tons"

>>211828205 (OP)
>hold onto your hebe vaginas

>>211828205 (OP)
out of curiosity I went to read the youtube comments to the trailer and they're very cringe and I never cringe.

m3gan passed the torch to fnaf

>>211834086
FNAF bros... we can't stop winning

I don't get it
Just get megan in a headlock, fuck she gon do

>>211828205 (OP)
Turning a female led horror film (guaranteed dimes) into a female led action movie (guaranteed flop) is one of the most baffling decisions I've ever heard of a studio doing

>>211832576
That was a kek sequel. It was an intentional parody, so that doesn't count. Aliens or T-2 would be better examples of shit sequels that were good movies and did well.

>AHH EVIL DOLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE

isn't this trope dead? Its a doll just kick it