Crouzon syndrome edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL starts today!
-- Jet summoned Lori Bruno, an 85-year-old witch who wouldn't stop saying insane shit http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
-- The witch said a gay guy is coming, she knew about Fatty's asian ghost from S1, and she said "I don't know what BWC is but I like it," and believes AIDS is the will of God and that Jesus was an alien
-- Aryeh was too autistic and the psychic got mad
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Silence bags have RETURNED, as have lootcrates which now inlude 1 fishbuck
-- Eleanor is beautiful

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>>211826413

>>211828623 (OP)

Direnc has been in the shower for nearly half an hour

need angie goon clips

>>211828665
grug

Rape with direnc

this guy is going to have sex with Ellie against her will and you are laughing

I’ve came to this pic many times already
This tight brat makes me so hard

>>211828674
you guys are awful for turning her into a whore

FAGGOT EARLY BAKERS WW@!?

It's crazy how the 23 year old was way more pedo-coded than the literal highschooler
Patiently awaiting the OF

>The CELL starts today!
How do we know this?

Angelica looks like an actual child. I can’t imagine what kind of sick fuck would sub to her OF.

>>211828688
she always was one

Ellie just gonna sleep throughout the Cell and win


she's my nontent queen

>>211828688
She was already a whore.

>>211828694
it came to me in a dream

>>211828674
can you please show a little more respect and reverence towards to Angelina?

>>211828694
it came to me in a dream last night

>>211828694
i am mints

First for smelly trench foot Ellie.

>>211828693
KAW

>>211828694
Lori predicted it.

>>211828694
I'm literally production

>>211828708
>>211828711
omg

>Everyone's stox down
lmao

FAGGOT EARLY BAKERS ARTISTS GUYS???!!!

So how does the Cell work

last man standing?

>>211828694
Ben told me last night while he was showing me his Batman undies.

>>211828708
>>211828711
spooky

>>211828736
last person remaining in the room wins

>>211828688
She’s always been a tight little whore

>People like Simon

Help

EARLY BAKE FAGGITOS WW@!!?!?!?!?!

>>211828708
>>211828711
>>211828732
Samefag

>>211828755

>>211828703
It’s me am sick fucks

>>211828708
>>211828711
I came to Ellie after waking up from a dream last night and then went back to sleep!

>>211828736
the last person inside the room wins unless it takes too long and production makes them do a challenge

This retard just drank milk and a redbull then hit the treadmill

EARLY BAKING FAGGOTS WE IN THE HOUSE!

>be me
>enter fishtank
>no one remembers me entering
>no confessional, no intro
>just... appear on the couch one day
>producers never call my name
>contestants ask each other “who is that guy?”
>they all think someone else knows me
>they dont
>i say nothing
>i do nothing
>someone checks the roster
>im not listed
>still there
>every morning, same spot
>never blink
>never sleep
>never win
>never leave
>i am not voted out
>i remain
>season ends

ladies and gentlemen... you're season 4 winner

>>211828693
Ellie is dressed as a shy girl who is scared of having a bf. Angelina dresses like a sugar baby. Therein lies the difference.

>>211828767
That's a 22 year old child you monster

This season is a "going through the motions" season, they didn't even bother to explain the beef bell before someone rang it, they didn't even explain how fishbucks worked until they realized Freddy didn't know.
And they didn't even bring in a doghouse.

>>211828694

BAKE IT AN BAKE IT AN BAKE IT UP I SAID BAKE IT AN BAKE IT AN BAKE IT UP COME ON NOW

don't send love letters to these whores when they're outside of the tank they will just ignore you.

>>211828787

>bakes 15 images too early cause he is so excited to be OP
such a huge faggot this baker. also thats not what crouzon is.

Make the call, Jet.

>>211828687
>plays drums over your nontent

Cannot believe there are a number of people here still watching this absolute nontent garbage.
The IQ of this board sinks lower every day.

>>211828781
>>211828763
>>211828787
when does Seth get his SSJ2 Gohan arc?

>>211828798
What did you write, anon? I'll read it.

>>211828787
no u

HEY FAGGOT EARLY BAKER WE ARE IN DIRE NEED OF A NEW THREAD, THERE'S ALREADY 50+ POSTS IN THIS ON BAKE A NEW FAGGOT EARLY THREAD PLEASE!!!

>>211828798
which one didn't respond to your instagram message request

>this is what fatty jet actually believes

>>211828693
>Confirmed Pitslut
>Confirmed Footslut
>Puffy pussy
>Pierced nipples
Can't wait

>>211828790
Can’t wait to smoke weed and goon to her OF. Better be some fucking too none of this solo shit

>>211828673
she's rubbing her [redacted] after not doing her camwhore duties

FUCKING FAGGOT EARLY BAKER BAKE A NEW FAGGOT BREAD PLEASE YOU ARE SO COOL AND A FAGGOT!

>>211828733

they did a stox split yesterday, stox are up for FRDY and DRNC

I kinda miss her ngl

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE NEXT BAKE IN 10 MINUTES

why do chopped girls with cute feet get my dick hard the most?

>>211828831
how do we know the pussy if puffy?

using the treadmill at 11:30am
with a stomach full of
milk and redbull
and old chicken nuggets
wearing jnco jeans

Steven singing slave songs as he FUCKING WALKS on the treadmill

>>211828694
The name of today's stream is "The Cell" and I doubt they're having Jennifer Lopez movie night.

>director has been on Seth for 45 minutes
Its really fucking grim

Direnc still in the shower. What's she doing in there?

FAGGOT EARLY BAKER ITS BAKEY BAKEY TIME ITS FAGGOT BAKE TIME PLEASE NO ONE ELSE CAN FAGGOT BAKE LIKE YOU BAKE A NEW FAGGOTY BREAD PL0X?!

FIshtank isn't a good show

>>211828693
im not american how the fuck is this bitch angie pedocoded at all

>>211828868
Hah, nice reference, fren.

>>211828862
and now vaping lol

is seth the most pointless, nothing contestant in fishtank history?

Jet and Sam absolutely mogged by reality. Irantank completely outclassed them.

>>211828889
Yes. At least Vance could drum.

Direnc was waped, she fed the bad wolf inside her, she waped herself

>>211828889
seth is based faggot

>>211828868
Thank you friend. The Cell was a great movie.

>>211828798
I’m going to send love letters to Eleanor and you can’t stop me.

the cell with ellie's socks off

>>211828889
he is oliver without the charm

>>211828879
>>211828856
>>211828848
>>211828823
seething big time kys fag

DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???!!!! 80 POSTS AND NO NEW FAGGOT BAKE?? WHAT KIND OF EARLY FAGGOT BAKER ARE YOU BRO WE DESPERATELY NEED YOU TO FAGGOTY BAKE A NEW FAGGOT BREAD FOR US COME ON MAN I'LL SUCK YOUR FAGGOT DICK JUST BAKE THE FUCKING FAGGOT BREAD ALREADY!!!

UUUUUUUGHHHHHH IM BAKING

>>211828674
onlyfans can't come soon enough
i hope she doesn't do lame cucked fully clothed selfie shit, need to see those holes

>>211828859

>>211828693
>It's crazy how the 23 year old was way more pedo-coded than the literal highschooler
>Patiently awaiting the OF
this nigga won
its great paypiggy shift

How popular was the cell for Season 1? was it referenced a lot afterwards? they reused the concept for the finale so I'm assuming it was

>>211828749
what an ugly ass face kek

>>211828623 (OP)

>>211822112
i think she squintoed.

>>211828889
meg, jc, ian, ted, alexis, la’ron, smaack, luke, vance, brian, and abi
mauro content mogs them.

Apologize.

>>211828889
i thought being a do nothing contestant was based like mauro, meg and, ian.

anyone else get an interview from applying as a freeloader? I think they're gonna take me, what should I do when I get on?

>>211828928
this nigger is fucking pathetic

>>211828930
Pisscloset is still referenced.

UH OH EARLY FAGGOT BAKER IS GONE, WE NEED A NEW EARLY FAGGOT BAKER TO BAKE SOME FRESH FAGGOT BREAD FOR US MAYBE A FAGGOT PANINI OR A REUBEN PERCHANCE PLEASE EARLY FAGGOT BAKER PLEASE GOD FAGGOT BAKER WHO BAKES EARLY BREAD BAKE A NEW FAGGOTY BREAD!!!

Seth is scaring me since he reminds me of a Fishtank dream I once had. It was during S3 and in my dream I was on the show and just stood around in the background the whole time and when I got to the final 3 and got eliminated nobody knew who I was and didn’t even know I had been there the whole time.

>>211828951
Fuck with Ellie as much as you can

>>211828951
markypost and hack_blasterdpost as soon as production starts walking away

>>211828808
Yeah, I'm over the show myself but keep it on in the background for Ellie. I kinda wish she'd gone home so I could wash my hands of it, but the internet isn't what it used to be for looking at pictures of hot high school girls so I'll take it.

>>211828885
people seem to think women can't choose to be sexy if they happen to be small sized

>>211828928
nigger, that’s baldbro larping as sharpfart

>>211828951
Be meek and quiet like every single other freefag they bring in (except dumbgay and greg)

>>211828924
i need to see her squirt

>>211828951
poop

>>211828951
Take Seth's virginity, faggot.

>>211828951
Forcibly remove Ellie’s shirt and show off her pits to the camera.

>>211828808
It's addictive due to FOMO. I'm surprised that they haven't figured out to incentivize night activity to sell passes (although I suppose even wiggers need to sleep.)

i dont bake anymore because this season blows ass

They should take Seth to the basement for a confessional before starting the Cell, and then not allow him to join because it would be unfair

>>211828787
he's a slowburn

>>211828974
>baldbro
Is that really him? I thought he died?

>>211828889
Yeah. We swapped Jin for Seth btw

>>211828928
bro...

>>211828885
Small petite body
Braces
Bratty attitude
Runs around the house screaming and giggling

just watching the digest from what i missed when sleeping
the voodoo dolls thing actually looked pretty fun

>>211828951
flirt with daniel. that should be your thing. make him uncomfortable.

>>211828905
All he does is parrot sams opinions back to us as if we won't know where he got his personality from

test

>>211828930
I remember the S1 cell being funny. alot of classic jon antics

>>211828995
He hasn't had one yet has he? He'd be all excited to go hang out with the crew too.

which fish is the best at yugioh

>>211828972
He needs to fuck Dwench. They were made for each other

>>211829018
i'm not a faggot

>>211829028
Aryeh

>>211829028
daniel or ari

>>211829028
drench is the best fish at everything

>>211828928
>>211829005
this dude has lost his mind but he is the kind of guy angie would fall for
lmao
her rape is inevitable

>>211828889
he’s like a fat fish without a fat gimmick

why is this dude having a meltdown over someone else baking? do the wiggers pay per bake, or a baking bonus?

>>211829034
I figured that much. that would make it even funnier

>>211829020
What personality? He's a pathetic fag who cries for his mommy

I'm not gonna watch today either.

>>211829041
>>211829036
do zoomers even give a shit about yugioh?

>>211828930
Jon kicked a hole in the wall then tried to cover it with his foot for the rest of the night

>>211828951
Ultimate bridge burning arc, call Ellie boring, make fun of Direnc's escorting, call Freddy a druggy and an abuser, call Seth a virgin, call Daniel a simp, call Aryeh a pedophile

Less Seth type stuff.

>>211828951
Go for the cave woman and forcibly convert her to Christianity via baptism. In fact, make randomly baptizing people your thing. I'm sure production could get you a kiddie pool. Imagine being Anon the Baptist who throws people into a kiddie pool that someone pissed in.

>>211829063
no

>>211828928
>>211829005
this is 100% going to end up in a murder or a rape case.

>>211828992
The fact that they haven't implemented a token "drop" on the site that gives like 5 tokens to incentivize people spending money to use those 5 tokens they got that's not enough to buy anything is retarded.
That's how most Free to Play games work for a reason.

>seth singing a bocephus classic
warming up on him ngl

NEW
>>211829071

>>211829071

>>211829071

>>211829071

>>211829071

>>211829071

>>211829005
>jin convinces angie to ignore sharpfart
>wants to visit jin at japan
Jin won

>>211829087
take it easy man

>>211829053
the spergs get really in to who bakes, however, it does split the threads and makes them move slower.

>>211829066
I don't think Aryeh is a pedo. He's either so autistic that he's ace or he fucks dogs with no in-between.

>>211829063
The real G's do. Most of us are lame-o

>>211828930
it was popular they even did it twice in s1

>>211829070
I like this idea a lot, I'll bring my prayer book with me too

>>211828951
just b urself my nigga

>I'm reserved and shy
>Asks if anyone's watching in confessional and cries
Seth is doing everything the simpbait girl should do.

Will the freeloader come before or after the cell? And how much femloaders will come? I think there should be 2 to keep the balance but no sure they will have a lot of open positions for freeloaders because of hassle, airsoft, some old fags from prev seasons

>>211829087
its cringe when bakers bake early or force something gay in the OP like ice poseidon but its even gayer to get mad that your "correct" thread wasnt used and do shit like this

>>211829009
Right? I'm not going to say she deserves rape, but if it's happened to her I can't totally blame the guy(s) who did it.

>>211828951
Please support /ourguys/ to get far they can't do it on their own Arye and Daniel team autism need a strong leader.

>>211829080
No lie, send this to Jet via DM. The really funny shit is that the site is a trap designed to be an addiction pit but there is still bait they didn't think to include.

>>211828951
drop a secret word in the thread now so we know its you when you get in

>>211829117
He's supple and rapeable.

>>211828891
>>211828891
>>211828891
we're in here

by day 10 in season 2 cole left

What happened to Direnc ? :c

Why are they still sleeping at noon? Nothing even happened last night.

>>211829159
No we're not, sperg

>>211829165
The raped.

>>211829165
they took her bed away because everyone knows being exhausted all day makes for content

>>211829165
the silence bags really pissed her off yesterday + danny-boy laughing at her

>>211829165
Fallen for Freddy. Scared to get too close

>Angelina actually fully killed the season
It's actually over this time isn't it

mints was in my dream last night, he was disguised as a dog photographer and we got in a fight but then we apologized to each other and he gave me good life advice

>>211829165
had to sleep on the floor

why does the webm of jet staring at ellie get deleted whenever its posted?

>>211828830
He doesn’t need looks when he has minor internet clout. Ellie will do the needful.

>>211829159
>we're in here
>three replies, one saying to use another thread

>>211829159
i will never understand you people and your OP autism

>>211829165
waped

>>211829099
He's not asexual he was being a weird fuck asking Ellie if he's her "favorite fish in the tank" when he had some alcohol in him and then got vaguely aggressive emotionally when she didn't want to say yes. Jerked off to a gingerbread man and definitely jerked off to mad ponies.

>>211829163
>S4 died in day 3
>S3 died in week 4
>S2 died in day 10
>S1 died in day _1

Have I mentioned it's Maika-chan's birthday today?

>>211828951
"Find out what happens on wigger cocksleeve tryouts after these messages"

>>211829119
Probably after the cell, while the cell is going on this gives the wiggers time to prepare who they want to come in for freeloader

Report these threads for flooding

>>211828891

>>211829071

>>211829092
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750607134995012.webm

>>211829177
you must be new. only 1 out of every 7 days is watchable from 7pm-11pm

>>211829087
get a grip man

Memba beaver street

>>211829165
effects of r9k closet

>>211828688
>turning her into
lmao

No more Letty type stuff
No more Claire type stuff
No more Binx type stuff
No more Angelina type stuff

>>211829155
give me a phrase I'll go to b3 and drop it after I arrive

>>211829217
rip the hero of season 4, seths boring

>>211829217
nigga post the entire live please please pleeeeease

>>211829230
good

>>211829159
what's your fucking problem

>>211829217
im glad he wasn't completely simmons'd but its still a shame what they did to our guy

>>211829235
the narwhal bacons at midnight

>>211829235
“so this is the penthouse!”

what is the cause of Thread Autism

Will Seth ever hit the weights or will he just use the treadmill and tell us how shy and reserved he is like a bitch?

>orbiters competing for the dollar they get for every thread they make
lmao you're all fucking faggots

>>211829117
Other than angie the girls aren't even doing that. direnc and ellie have used the confessional less than 10 times all season if even that, it's in such a stupid fucking place

More Direnc type stuff (whatever that means)

>>211829230
No more Letty type stuff
No more Claire type stuff
No more Binx type stuff
No more Angelina type stuff
No more Tayleigh type stuff
No more Josie type stuff
No more Ellie type stuff
No more Tayleigh type stuff
More bliccy type stuff

i want to do claire type stuff to payton

>>211829258
contaminated tap water

>>211829195
>another day
>another angie simp seethe
love to see it

>>211829235
>fuck I forgot my leather jacket
or something innocous like that, something that anyone could realistically say

the orb predicts Jet will do something retarded today

>>211829117
can't say I relate to him with the family stuff, but Seth is what happens when you take a loner semi-loser like a lot of /ftl/ anons and put them in a strange social situation
he's a real human bean and I like him, I just wish he'd settle in and stir things up

>>211828960
If I were to ever go on Fishtank, I would prepare a character (exaggerated version of myself) and lots of material (monologues, catchphrases, planned bits, etc) before entering. I would approach my time on the show as performance art. They are essentially giving contestants free rein to showcase their creativity and originality. I don't understand the point of going on the show just to hang out???

I have no sympathy for someone who enters the tank and fails to utilize the platform that they've been given.

>>211829230
more poop type stuff
more mma type stuff

>>211829195
Byeah. One by one they kick off the interesting contestants, until we're left with a bunch of nobodies that can't do anything about Direnc sweeping every challenge.

I want to do Jet type stuff to Angie

>>211829159
>used name instead of subject

>>211829263

>>211828951
wait a few days then yell
MARKY BIG PURPLE
JET NEPTUNE TRIES TO FUCK EVERY FEMALE CONTESTANT
MARKY BIG PURPLE

>>211829217
Jin actually has rizz, holy shit

>>211829165
Stimulant withdrawal. She is a Type A personality and likes being wired.

>>211828714
That cold stoic stare... she isn't afraid of anything
>someone takes her retainer
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PWEASE GIVE IT BACK OR I'LL CRY :((((((( PRODUCTION HELP!!!!!!

>>211829287
>more mma type stuff
THIS

what happened to the ice faggots, are the jannies deleting their general or does no one give a fuck

>>211829217
the two worst fish of the season righteously gone (rahcel doesnt even count)

>>211829299

>>211829220
Hog Cam was the gift that kept on giving for 6 glorious days.

>>211829309
OSS

Reactsimply here. I'm brown

>People are expecting a S2 style cell experience
lmao

>>211829273
No he's the type of person who thinks he's got it all figured out because he only interacts with twitter orbiters in his echo chamber.
Turns out no real person thinks Oddbodd was cool, and acting like a cool reserved person with all the right lingo isn't interesting or funny.

theres always gotta be one simp group who outshines every other group in annoyance, except season 1 because it had both josiepedos and betty fans

>vaping whilst walking on a treadmill
what a fag

>>211829301
>they use their Peter Thiel deepstate connections to leak every single thing in existence about you
>the rule34 you jerk off to
>the dms you sent the girl you simped for 10 years ago
>your google searches
>your social security number

Cell foreshadowing

>>211829230
Bring back Alex B's fat goblina wife to fist fight Direnc.

>Just get trough the morning.
Will he make it /ftl/?

Daniel bros what can we expect from our boy today?

>>211829307
Whatever man, this just has me thinking about Ellie at sixteen or seventeen with braces.

>>211829264
>no more bbc bex type stuff

>>211829235
"shoutout to my homies on /tv/" something subtle like that

>>211829353
>ditched kenough shirt
it's over

>>211829357
A lot of him just kinda hovering around conversations.

>>211829348
Youtube thumbnail confirmed it!

>>211829271
I'll do something like this, don't want to say what it is so production isn't tipped off and takes me out right away. you'll know it's me if I get on

Report these threads for flooding

>>211828891
>>211829071

Brat update

>>211829235
tell everyone you're qnanon and then shout wheres the ice cream in this joint

>>211829235
"I will kick your teeth in if you act like Cole"

>>211829384
Codeword Advil

>>211829393
I deserve Angie today

>>211829381
No shit

>>211829366
damn, I was put off by Bex missing, but now I see it's a good thing she's out
coalies need to be ostracised

>>211829235
Hey Aryeh what's every israeli's favorite planet? Jupiter!

>>211829396
i love french

>>211829396
that's basically spanking

>>211829348
she's probably going to win it

>>211829396
O brother hes so enamored with her

>>211829418
kek

>>211829396
could they fix each other?

imagine busting a 6 week old fat load on this chopped bitch

>>211829434
they will bring each other to darker places

Need wrestling between Direnc and Ellie. No shoes. No socks.

its crazy how quickly they all turned on each other this season, the season 3 group were like a flock of sheep

They should probably tell Freddy what's allowed to do in the cell.
He's the only one who doesn't know that you can shit and puke and heil hitler to get people out.

Why would I watch the cell if the new simpable mid freeloader doesn't arrive in time to participate in it?

>>211829217
>>211829239
i only got a couple of clips ill post more
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750607665635737.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750607727310676.webm

>>211829396
"Harder! Harder!"
What are you doing in this situation?

>you now remember in season 2 when during the cell the fish had to lift up the piss and shit bucket to the camera everytime they used it
I still dont know why they made them do that

>>211829396
freddy and direnc would make a good couple

>>211829392
How is this thread flooding? This thread was made before the one you made and hasn't reached the image limit yet?

>>211829307
Her actions remind me of my niece. I think that's why I'm rooting for her. She's also sneaky like my niece. But as a zoomer, social media and post-Mr Rogers' Neighborhood children's programming has made her narcissistic like everyone else and things are only tragic when they happen to her. Which is something else that reminds me of my niece.

>>211829418
Has Jet ever fucked his sister?

What would your iconic piece of clothing be if you ever got on the tank, baby bros? Think Alex B's jacket or Dan's Kenough shirt. I think I'd wear picrel, a bit tacky but I like it

>direnc is still completely unbothered by tts about her brother
Where’s that “s-she’ll break eventually from it trust the plan” seether now

Seth is such a non entity I thought it was Daniel walking on the treadmill this entire time.

>>211829434
addict x addict in recovery? Hahaha no

why isn't there a tracker on each fish? Didn't they promise that after S1

>>211829451
aryeh is going to re-enact the entirety of his favourite musical and everyone will be forced to watch

damn girl, d-wrench got thome thighs on her.

>>211829468

>>211829393
cute brat

>>211829434
yes an aging stripper and a never-made-it musician will fix each other

>>211829459
Season 2 was pure fucking depravity

>>211829471
this shirt

>>211829191
Why was Daniel laughing at her?

>>211829392
don't tell me what to do faggot

>>211829463
Huh? I made the thread we're posting in right now

>>211829453
>>211829217
why does jin have a cannibalistic physiognomy?

Love will never flourish on fishtank because all the women think they have a rich prince charming waiting for them outside.
In reality it's middle aged brown obese people with disability checks, they'd be better off with a guy like Freddy.

>>211829471

>>211829463
sperg

>>211829468
He fucked Claire because she vaguely resembled his sister

>>211829486
What does the big white circle and the line mean on the backs of everyone's iPhones?

Were bathroom cams supposed to happen again this season or will they be revealed later?

Manifesting Steven eating shit off that treadmill

wait season 4 started?
good job with the advertising jet, you fucking retard

craigslist people arent content

>>211829461
No one would make a good couple with Freddy
I like the guy but hes way to emotionally unstable and all over the place to try and build a serious and solid relationship

>>211829468
jet only has eyes for ellie

mizz it the fuck up in here

Running in those loose ass jeans is hell. Would production frown upon if I just ran in boxers or something?

>>211829522
They joked about it but I don’t think they meant it, probably not worth the constant risk of nudity (that literally only happened to Tayleigh, but also happened like 12 times to her)

>>211829235
Walk into B3 and crank that Soulja Boy dance silently. When you're done, look at the camera and go "Let's Superman these hoes... Together."

>>211829393
the tank severely misses her energy

>>211829545
>jet only has eyes for ellie

I'm not watching until Angelina comes back

I don't care about any of these people anymore.

>>211829062
he's beginning to look like the ugly pictures of josie when she was in the tank

>>211829546
It really was her bare asshole, huh

>>211829194
kek i wouldn’t be surprised, it’s very easy in the tank

>>211829471
id wear my usual, baseball shirts and jeans

== ELLIE UPDATE ==
CURRENTLY IN B4 BATHROOM

>>211829546
She definitely developed an eating disorder during s3 with all the constant bullying, which is very sad to me.

Bros
Have we seen this yet?

>>211829505
most of them have a dick appointment waiting for them in the basement

ellie being a virgin at 18 is surreal. is this what social media poison and covid lockdowns did to zoomers? normally a girl who looks like her would lose her virginity at 14 or 15 unless she super loved and respected her dad

>>211828942
they peaked with S2, goes to show that getting people who know whats going on is more entertaining than gaslighting a bunch of retards(though it was endearing in its own way)

>>211829545
>>211829561
this rules

>>211829235
just drop a shotcaller reference, a cole classic

>>211829580
yeah you're late

>>211829561
bosnian rapist physiogamy

>>211829580
Yeah, we're all waiting impatiently

there's no fucking way this shit needed to be 50+ minutes wtf is AB doing

when does jack black show up as steve and recite lava chicken song with ellie and arye

Can anyone illuminate me on the topic of why anons post that one mizzy clip with the pink swimsuit?
It's not because it's hot, because it's not hot. It's disgusting.

Is Abi still alive?

>>211829590
is this why jin said he was told ellie is off limits

>>211829579
She doesn't care about that, Sam told her she wasn't fat, that's all she needs.

>>211829580
yeah I tried to save her soul and she blocked me

>>211829584
she could literally lose her virginity any second she wants. she just doesnt like sex

>>211829584
Where's Nontent Queen at?

>>211829580
>it’s real
based

>>211829574
daddy sam would scold you because having another man's name in your back is cucked and beta

>>211829569
huh when

i'm 46 years old and i want to fuck all three of ellie's holes + her foot-pussy

>>211829606
You could call it life

>>211829601

>>211829580

No, I tried OF/[Angie's usernames] and no account exists yet. She has a thread on SC though so I'm trusting other angiesimps to keep me updated

>>211829610
what did you do

>>211829331
is it too much to want

>>211829546
Mizzy needs to get that ass back. Her current build is lacking

>>211829584
she is absolutely not a virgin lol

>>211829622
Wtf is this real?

>>211829546
wait is that actually her? i never looked and it properly and always thought it was some kind of obese whale

>>211829580
I mean realistically it's all she can gain from how long she was on, if she lasted a few weeks longer maybe she could've captured a stronger fishtank following

>>211829622
That's not her

>>211829622
Chat, is this real?

>>211829630
I just told her not to start an onlyfans

>>211829622
That's literally just klaus

>>211829618
not a literal baseball jersey you goof, what am I a puerto rican teenager??

this style of shirt is called a baseball tee

>>211829532
Jet did not keep this a secret. The issue is Sam seems sick of the concept and has been low key crashing out over Extreme Peace shitting the bed. He needs to come to terms with this reality show stream from Hell being his magna opus because his "funny on purpose" attempted comedy isn't where it's at.

>>211829653
Angie deserves a rich orbiter simp bf to spoil her. I wish I could be that man.

>>211829546
That ass is disgusting

>>211829667
What are you 12 and your mom dresses you?

>>211829660
worth a shot

>>211829622
not her, her ass has tons of cellulite

> stares at herself in the mirror
> leaves the room, immediately stops in front of the other mirror
Understandable, I would do the same if I was her

>>211829644
it's hard to imagine that she is but i don't pretend to understand zoomers. i don't remember where i saw it but some rando posted that every generation thinks they invented sex except for the zoomers, who think millennials did and hate it because of it

>>211829657
https://hotpic.cc/u/meganfayy

>isolate
>barrage with horny tts daily
>barrage with gifts and easy money
>wait several days
>"might start an of"

>>211829435
This will be Freddy’s reality

>>211829667
Hi vance

Less Drench talking type stuff

>>211829622
Damn as long as mizzy kept this position I'd be able to fuck her. I just can't look at her face just looks exactly like Jerry Seinfeld

>>211829622
looks like lauren burch

>>211829683
your mom dresses me after she rims my ass.
also literally what is wrong with baseball tees

>>211829667
Shawn Chatfield 2006 swag

Last week energy here. Jesus.

>>211829696
her looking in every single mirror no matter the size has potential to be a funny bit. for the cell they should bring in a bunch of mirrors and scatter them around the room just for her

why is twitter calling for the rape of seth

>>211829718
EAR. OUT.

It's kind of fucked up to put Ellie in the tank.

There should never be 10/10 girls in the tank.

>>211829717
hell yeah except I like eva

>>211828681
It's actually pretty scary imo. He's far too obvious as to what his intentions are.

>>211829622
it isn't mizzy. some anon posted the link to the girl who posted this. however, what is that extra labia between her vagina and anus?

>>211829733
Who the fuck is Seth?

I'm gonna get a probe shoved up my ass in a few weeks cause apparently my prostate is really big even tho theres no signs or symptoms of cancer and I'm just 28 so my doctor is really confused about it

is calling angie a "brat" a pedo dogwhistle? because it gives those vibes but i havent heard that one

>>211829696
If I was Ellie I wouldn't be on the show at all. It's summer break in high school and I would spend the entire time masturbating in front of a full length mirror.

>>211829740
This

>>211829733
He mogged jet. And jets been seething in the basement about it for days now truly pathetic

If you were bunkmates with Seth in prison, you could just do anything you want to him and he wouldn't resist at all, right?

Even Seth's burping fucking annoys me.

>Jin follows Josie but not Letty on Instagram
Jin W

>>211829749
Yes

>>211829669
"comedy" in general is trash for mouth breathers.
If giggling like a homo is fulfilling to you seek help, violence as entertainment is even preferable and more spiritually sound than that.

>>211829757
How did Seth mog him?

>>211829749
She's 22 you sick fuck

>>211829740
Not her btw

>>211829718
and its been like that for some time lol these niggas havent settled in yet

>>211829749
being an attractive woman under 5'4 in her early 20s a "pedo dogwhistle" and every guy wants to fuck em

>>211829733
He made Ben upset.

>>211829764
>Jin is a josiefag

his first L

>>211829764
>Angie follows Letty but not Josie on Instagram
Angie W

>>211829748
Good lock with your walnut anon. Sincerely thoughts and prayers, etc.

>>211829471

>>211829599
Yeah, these recaps are unwatchable. Should be 20 minutes and meant for casual viewers who just want a surface-level recap of what happened. Cucumberfeet's recaps already exist if you want long-form recaps, and they are far more watchable imo.

>>211829764
Jin didn't know who mizzy was either lmao

Who would be funnier for production to hire a prostitute for, Aryeh or Daniel?

>>211829783
this has been known since day 1

>>211829711
hi mike

>>211829769
Said nobody was probably going to eliminated since Rachael was kicked well right after that jet was spamming TTD for an hour tell the fish to jump Seth. It was really cringe and petty

>>211828928
i wish we could just be done with canadians already

>>211829749
The dog whistle is if they start talmbout "correction" shit
Or so I've heard from the grapevine

>>211829748
have you tried milking it to release excess fluid? i heard frank hassle had the same thing and enlisted the help of another man to help. however, the video seems to be lost to history.

DEAD

>>211829794
i don't buy this. he was sending payton tts during season 3

>>211829798
Aryeh, because he would just sit there and ramble

Daniel would fuck

angie starting an of will drain my balls

>>211829798
ellie getting hired would be the funniest because it would be insanely obvious they are trying to fuck her despite her doing very little

>>211829599
That dude isn't worth watching. 50 min for the worst day so far ok

>>211829818
yeah but daniel would fuck like a spastic monkey

>>211829798
Mints

If anyone from here actually gets on as a freeloader, please for the love of god do your duty and target Seth

Daniel pisses me off just standing there with his Autistic movements

ketamine

None of these people talk with each other except when Freddy is there wtf

>>211829798
Daniel because Aryeh ruins every bit with his autistic 4th wall breaking "oh so they brought in a girl to flirt with me I guess I have to go along with it" bullshit.
Daniel would actually fall for her if she feigned interest in him and was attractive.

I don't even like direnc that much but I had a dream last night where I fell in love with her

>>211829803
I fucked that all up but I don't care

>>211829733
forced jet meme
>>211829769
also ellie clearly took a liking to him, jet hates that

>>211829845
if freddy gets kicked the show is unironically over

>>211829835
and you want to watch that?

>>211829839
>If anyone from here actually gets on as a freeloader
Where's the application link?

>>211829844
I wish Angie was hewe.... i miss hew

>>211829839
I thought about applying but I doubt they'll fly in another foreigner. If I end up doing it, I'll target mostly Daniel. I don't hate the guy but he truly needs to either leave or grow a spine.

>>211829847
You're fucked up mate

is Ellie gonna lock in today in The Cell?

No more Jet type stuff

>>211829749
brat is common zoomie term that got popularized by charli xcx album brat

>>211829847
same but i do like her

Guys... Guys... What if they dressed Aryeh up in a funny outfit? LOL!

remember when Jet used audio from real cp for worldcorp

>>211829864
I really thought the pill stunt was over for him

>>211829887
yeah i know that but the way they are using it feels like a pedo dogwhistle

>>211829884
she'll probably just stand there and be a smol bean uwu

>>211829892
Imagine popping one of those bulging balls

>>211829839
honestly a great strategy to get free support from the audience

new challenge: none of the girls are allowed to wear bras

>>211829897
i like mints and his little outfit bits.

>>211829908
also look fixedly at the camera and do makeup!!

Frank or fatty today or I'm going back to playing rust. This shit fucking sucks

>>211829922
or panties

>>211829816
>>211829794
Jin a Paytriot

Can Jet just fuck these nontent girls off camera and not waste a slot on the show? Payton and Ellie are just awful contestants.

>>211829898
pretty sure thats untrue, I think it was them running cold water on another members little brother

>>211829839
Seth will go far because he's so bland that no one will target him.

>>211829589
Which makes me question why this season feels so off if theyre all “fans” too

>>211829922

12 year old boy Ellie completely unaffected

btw barely anyone participated in the fishtank times yesterday it was really bad half of it was seth
you have permission to stay an illiterate idiot rather than read that

Daniel did nothing wrong

>>211829922
They don't even wear them!

>>211829839
This but Ellie

>>211829779
The evolution of internet culture is so funny dude. Being conventionally attractive is always pedophilia now in exactly the way that any attention from (or sometimes just the presence of) a man was always rape in the Tumblr days. It's always just a braindead reaction from people who have never logged off to calm their own FOMO from being totally ignored while trying to make anyone normal or attractive feel like the attention they give and receive is wrong and something they should feel gross or guilty or victimized about.

>>211829892
You're doing crack with her and she looks at you like this. Wyd?

>>211829933
>fatty
No, he needs to die

Is this shit for real? They are not even talking to each other.

>>211829921
wanna plap that yellow semi-boney ass god i love chink/gook/slant pussy

>>211829925
Nobody likes femboy mints. Especially considering we lost Vance and we get this bubble butt faggot instead. My mom literally only watches for Vance and Frank.

>>211829939
Ellie should be at home with me

These fishies are half dead already

>>211829948
she does have boobas but she hides them like josie

>>211829951
>going for the neck
Daniel has raped before

>>211829962
bye pedophiles

Imagine killing production...

>>211829973
what does your mom like about vance

>>211829951
its so weird how he's a really bizarre anxious closed off person until he gets physical with a woman

>>211829984
what did that man do to that little nigger baby

>The "hooker with a heart of gold" is a classic character archetype, portraying a courtesan or sex worker who embodies virtues like kindness, generosity, and integrity, despite her morally complex profession. This figure often serves as a contrast to societal expectations, highlighting her decency while addressing the circumstances that led to her occupation. Rooted in ancient traditions, from the sympathetic hetairai of Greek comedy to the revered courtesan Vasantasena in India’s Mṛcchakatika, the trope has evolved across cultures and eras.

>>211829973
>bubble butt
nigga that's the best fucking part on god

>>211829922

Is it alright if I have a nap, guys..?

>>211829969
Pray Freddy doesn't go too or it's just going to be people sitting around until production comes upstairs

>>211829973
vance got caught sexting abi so they fired him

>>211829937
cooling off on jin ngl

>>211830003
what about a hooker with a heart of coal

the kwab

>>211829949
shut up

Gentlemen, a moment of your time, if you will.

>>211830003
awwww she's so sweet

>>211829994
How he says yeah

>>211829839
Jump his ass!

>>211829767
You have never diffused a tense situation with a perfect joke. Humor is a tool of God (Proverbs has jokes in it on purpose) and can quickly unite people. But violence? Trust me, it's easier to make 20 people laugh than it is to fight your way out.
You know how a lot of Anons don't like black dudes fucking non-blacks? They aren't smelly crackheads saying "Muh dick," those are the guys getting the fat bitches the illegals don't want. They learned to make people laugh.
The sad thing is that for good humor, it has to come from a place of love. Which is what holds MDE, their humor comes from raw hatred. If the comedian is the enemy of the audience, they've already lost the plot.

>>211830012
lmao is that true

===ELLIE UPDATE===
she is currently PISSING and SHITTING in the b4 bathroom

>>211830030
Why the fuck did they think swinging dumbells at a moving target attached to a moving person was a good idea?

>>211830039
vance clearly had a thing for abi at one point

>>211830012
Fr? How do we know???

they probably aren't gonna do the cell until like 8

>>211830006
I would love to wrestle with a bratty hard-nipped monkey

>>211830030
Direnc really pulled out a dumbbell like its a fucking shank holy shit she is crazy.

Ellie is upset about her stock lol

we love angie

>>211830030
Based
TOTAL ANGIE DEATH

>>211830039
im like 80% sure

>>211830044
I'm not into piss or shit but I want to see and touch the holes they pass through!

>ellie only says good morning to aryeh

>vibe

>>211830065
https://vocaroo.com/1hZYF6FmpzZY

>>211830063
who?

>>211830049
dude it's been 2 days, stop seething already and move on

>>211829471
>Ellie was 2 years old when this picture was taken

>>211830030
>concealed carry dumbell

>>211830072
*slap*

My live fishtank.live reaction.

>>211829798
The funniest would be hiring Daniel as a prostitute for Aryeh.

>>211830030
why couldn’t they just crush the candy with their shoes?

>>211830066
So you don't know? The wiggers literally fuck these girls lol. Vance probably wasn't getting paid enough is my guess but who knows with the wiggers

can someone do a name count on the threads? who has been mentioned the most and why is Ellie

>>211830074
Is this bad this is kinda hot?

>>211830056
because they were talking after jet rejected her and she makes everything about sex also luca lol

>>211830094
its hard candy. also they needed to crush her skull with something.

Mints? Aryeh? Bussytank is goated

Stop whining about a slow day. This happens every season. There are always lulls between the big moments — it's part of the pacing. Go back and look at Season 2 if you don't believe me.

Season 4 has been perfect so far — from the exciting challenges to the hilarious TTS meesages. You really think it’s peaked already? This is Fishank. The back half always goes harder. Be patient, it's gonna get wild.

[Please remove this part before posting, -Mints]

Posting for all the non /bant/oids
https://youtu.be/Ff2zfsfypio?si=FbNEfXzHPZatHyK4

>>211830072
does she really go to sleep with makeup on?

>>211830012
I like how seemingly every dude involved in production has to rely on trying to fuck the girls that go on the show instead of getting pussy the way us normal folks have to do it. Grim.

the vibes are OFF

>>211830113
mmm ary got that juicy fruit too?

>>211830120
If you believe in Voodoo this is rape.

attention @JET NEPTUNE
attention @SAM HYDE

please take a look at my plan for fishtank spacecell
1 contestant locked on one side, 1 contestent locked on the other
must solve mysteries and open the door to help each other stop fishtoys (smokescreen, fart spray, aliens, frank hassle, power outage, ice water) i look forward to it. story line lore will explain the robot zombies from the future plotline from the upcoming bloodgame 2.
thank you guys

fishtank game download, maybe add this to the bake template. game not worth any amount of money imo
https://gofile.io/d/yDY6xG

>Daniel just standing in the middle of the room until provided with stimuli
This fucking guy, man

>>211830118
Fag

>>211830127
She just does eyeliner to get those sexy demoness seductress succubus sexy bitch eyes

>>211830141
i don't get it

Oh god this is giving me S2 flashbacks where there DAYS with nothing going on until Sam wobbled in.

josie uk stream soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6-FSMo1kNg

>>211830145
jet here
message me on ig

Jet - French
Sam Hyde - Scots Irish
Rachel- Jewish
Jin - Japanese
Angelina - Filipino Malay
Ellie - East Asian
Freddy - French
Daniel - Castizo Latino
Direnc - Greco-Turk
Seth - Anglo Saxon
Aryeh - Slavic Jew

>>211830145
shut the fuck up sodafag

>>211830141
Shes got a small mouth

>>211830136

They're just exhausted and Fred is starting to suffer from delirium tremens

>>211830122
>With all of the money and fame I still can't get JC back
>With all of the money and fame I still don't get to have a girlfriend
couldnt love him more. but I think bedroom prison blues is better.

If fatty doesn't come up in 10 minutes singing simple man, I'm outta here

>>211830122
gemmy

>>211830165
Winston lost weight?

>>211830145
lacks a galaxy gas injector

>>211830165
Steinful bussy lips appearing?

>>211828688
Every single woman alive, who has ever lived and will ever live is a fucking whore

>>211830174
isn’t jet whore mom slavic?

I'm lowkey insulted by Daniel's lack of effort.

>>211828951
MARKY MARKY HACK BLASTARD R9K JET POSTS ON R9K BIG PURPLE JET NEPTUNE DOT COM

>>211830198
not true you're just an incel

>Contestants don't even bother replying to TTS anymore
Grim vibes

>>211830183
Duet with aryeh

>>211830195
yeah i think so

>>211828688
she was on the show for a week. nobody turned her into anything

>>211830174
seth isn't broad shouldered enough to be an anglo-saxon. he has the french-twink
phenotype.

>>211830174
Nah you are all mutts stop claiming things like Irish, French, and shit.

>>211830198
Especially true in your mother's case

>>211830219
trvke

>>211830215
we could have had angie right now instead. oops

its very telling what people like the witch lady or fortune tellers prey upon. the crackwhore strippers ,the desperate depressed lonely retards or 36 yr burnout losers

>seth writing bam margera eulogy
welp, joke's over

>>211830161
thank you king :)

>>211830227
stop gooning it's bad for your soul

>>211830183
Idk if fatty singing was a cope but once he started losing weight, in season 3 he didn’t seem as joyful anymore. Like just annoyed to be there

Daniel dies tonight.

>>211830221
they’re eepy

The Feng Shui in the house is way out of wack

>>211830141
is this a brown person inferiority post

Daniel lives tonight.

didn't they already do the cell?

>>211830165

Absolutely diabolical the stream is happening when the counter strike major starts.

>>211830253
Tayleigh won

>seth talks more than Ellie or Daniel

This season is cooked

It’s funny how irrelevant rachel and angie will be by the end of the 6 weeks

Either there is a twist or its over and Jet moved to BG2 already.

>>211830278
no they did cellmates

ellie update

she is on the couch eating cerea

>>211830217
What happened to all the Marky posters from season 3? The threads were fucking covered it's all anyone posted. This season your lucky to see one in a thread. Kinda weird.

>>211830271
It's huwhyte superiority post

>>211830278
that's what I said at the end of season 1

>>211829005
>DONT GOOGLE MARKY
>WE'RE YOUR REAL FAMILY NOW
>GIVE ME MONEY

>>211830161
Be honest, are you tryin to hit?

>Could you guys..., like, either watch the show or fuck off

Maybe the twist is that they start filling up diapers?

>>211830243
how come Direnc who's only watched the edited episodes can keep herself from making constant epic based references but this twitter orbiter faggot cant?

>>211830161
hahahaha

>>211830122
NIGGA HEIL NINA

they should probably shower

>>211830237
its very telling what people like the Jet or Sam prey upon. the shut-ins, the desperate depressed lonely retards or 36 yr burnout losers

>>211830253
Fatty sucks after 10 minutes of him talking. I just wanna hear him do simple man. It's a fishtank classic

==SETH UPDATE==
Seth is currently breathing OXYGEN using his mouth. Tonight he plans to SLEEP!

>>211830300
so glad the season 3 cast are rotting away

why does ellie dress like an incel boy?

>>211830072
>*looks like a dead corpse*
I think we will touch every possible fetish for Ellie by the time she leaves

>>211830283
Not Jin tho

>>211830318

>>211830302
I have troubles with living in reality

>>211830163
let’s not pretend s1 was any different, it was way worse. but this is day fucking 10

>>211830310
Shes not socially retarded

>the cell
this show is fucking awful

>>211830310
He was saying the other day that since he watched so much live he has an advantage but he keeps doing everything possible to piss off the audience

>>211830111
cap

>>211830171
has someone posted this to /r/asianmasculinity yet

>>211830310
Social awareness

>>211830248
if its bad then why does it feel so good? checkmate loser

>>211830338
Season 1 had Josie the best fish to ever do it.

>Jeremy Ouellette, 26, of Candlewood Park in Nashua on a felony witness tampering charge. He was accused of attempting to have the victim in a nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images case withhold her testimony by posting videos online in her name saying, “Remember you know nothing,” and one where he was holding a firearm with the words “destroy them all,” the indictment said, between April 1 and April 30 in Nashua.

more like the snore

>>211830345
you wish buddy

Ellie is too pretty for this shit. Why is she even here.

>>211830265
production needs to play this over the speakers to fix it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu5SjmwaJcE

>>211830343
pissing off the audience is not as bad as pissing off production

>>211830360
im glad you enjoyed her presence man

>>211830346
watching luke it looked like he never did any sparring with sam since what he did during s3. he was flat footed, didnt move or block and took quite a few punches square to the mask

>>211830365
luca would never

I miss her so much bros

>>211830358
doing crack also feels good i've heard
>>211830366
get hype for her chud tweets after the show

>>211830293
Idk it’s the same thing how every other post had Pepe the frog before the election. Now that Trump is president you barely see any frog posters now

aryeh trying to find more info to kill angie after the show

>>211830174
>Jet - French
yeah french fry oil maybe

>>211830389
same. cant stop thinking about her tight pussy

>>211830362
Ah yes the famous Letty/Nina stinky asshole and pussy. Jeremy is a Chad.

>>211830363
>>211830319
>Jin pulls out his penis like how promised in the trailer
>gets eliminated from the show
this could have been the best day ever

psycho Aryeh

first murder of fishtank?

>2003
i never want to hear you zoomer niggers complain about the economy again when this is how you use your money

>frying eggs with smellie ellie

>>211830362
LOL

>>211830319
Facts i shower every morning. I would definitely make sure i shit as much as I can before this

>The jew wakes up mad at Angie for taking his money
lmao

this fat jew literally stole like 15 fishbux from freddy

pretty sure aryeh was one of the guys in one flew over the cuckoo's nest

>please, Jet, let me be part of the crew , I have the sickest gags planned

I woke up thinking of Angelina this morning... I don't remember if I was dreaming about her, but I just remember waking up and the first thing was an image of her in my mind.

>>211830389
they should bring her back and put a bouncy castle in her room and make freddy the court jester

Simmons in Extreme Peace

>>211829653
Nobody from Fishtank has a following except Taylor scamming jeets with an online casino so this is probably a better play

>>211830421
turbo and direnc have the same soulless eyes

>>211830389
Lord have mercy

>>211830400
>live with someone for a week
>spend 24 hours a day with them
>don't even know where they are from

>>211830401
Jet is Irish and Swedish. Johnny’s real surname is McGovern and his mom is Swedish

> Recycling the same 3 stale instagram jokes ad nauseam
Haha that money was proimised to him 6 gorillions years ago

>>211830322
Same he just doesn’t sing anymore it’s sad. I wanted simple man in season 3 and he just ignored all requests.

>>211830412
>Paying a woman to not be a whore
What the fuck

>>211830366
thats why she must stay

>>211830063
Don’t you wish you were that plushie anon

>>211830412
>buying her $100 shoes
>"please don't start onlyfans"

>>211830362
I was in a twitter space with that guy during fishtank S1

>>211830439
why is fishtank in this at all

NEW

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new

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>>211830436
I was out all day yesterday, pool party with my buddies. Couple of cute single girls there too, she was a friend of a friend, first time seeing her, and my friend told me "you'll love her, she's your type" and honestly she was, but I ended up getting drunk and I spent the whole night sulking just thinking about how I will never ever be able to watch Angie 24/7 again. I was so sad my friends asked me what was wrong and I had to tell them that my dad was sick because I didn't want to admit the truth.

>>211830427
Why? You should be giga stinky to affect the other fish and the first thing you should do is shit in the closet to establish dominance.
Plus would you rather be the first to do it or have to do it after someone else already did it?

>>211830366
she literally has to leave before the 6 weeks to go back to highschool

what room was the air raid siren going off in?

>>211830174
Isn't Freddy Italian?

>>211830455
>Irish+Swedish looks like this
that's wild

>>211830471
>looks like she’d be the mature sultry Ada Wong type of Asian
>she’s a tomboy internet addict

>neptunian stare

>oh you're making eggs, that's nice of you
>yeah I'm making them for myself
why is Aryeh so dysfunctional, how does he even live?

>>211830506
great job, nigger

>>211830517
not if she pulls a letty and drops out to be a jetsetting hooker

>>211830501
yea newsflash he posts in these threads

>>211830506
fucking kek

>>211830539
more functional than cole

>>211830466
He sang it.
https://youtu.be/7JXUKhWL7-w?si=DcQOot1s5rWVG1q4

goran should direct the incel rage at her somehow

>>211830519
freddys hes still in bed

Steven is really shit at drawing

arya has freddy figured out lmao
>he doesn't even need to be drunk he just needs to say he was drunk

>>211830539
autistic men deserve a chance to live!!!

no way freddy even remembers lol aryeh is just retarded

>Freddy saying he'll stop drinking today
Did Aryeh's words get to him last night?

>>211830161
bro.....

>>211830588
They're going to be pitted against each other in a challenge and he's going to take it personally like the sperg he his if he loses.

>>211828868
Jet should put all the beds in B2 and make them lie down and tape empty soup cans with strings through them to their heads and say, "No, it's really going to work, guys, I saw this in 'the akashic records'."

>>211830543
we are 90% of /tv/ posts anyway so who cares

>>211830517
When do you think school starts?

>>211830575
Ben is balding he has bad genes

>>211830612
No the magic woman did.

>Arye can't make eggs
What the fuck, isn't he like 29

>>211830640
He looks the most jewish on the crew so I believe it. Also I'm a huge Ben fan.

I don't want to watch these retards sit in the cell for two days.

>>211830654
Anon... He literally cannot tie his shoes.

Please send $10 for beer money

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/cryokeen

- cryokeen

this is the worst show ever made

>>211830654
He's jewish and autistic, the autism makes it harder for him to do physical tasks, the jewishness makes it impossible for him to work with his hands.

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>>211830686
How have you not killed yourself?

>>211830654
he has motor function issues, he can't even tie his shoes

i feel kind of bad for rachel she obviously wanted to be there more than anyone else and she was cool and i liked her friendship with freddy :( rip

>>211830681
How does that even happen, he's not so retarded that he's incapable of learning things. At least he doesn't seem that retarded.

>I hate fishtank so much, I'm going to post about it whenever I can

>>211830654
ellie taught him how to tie his shoes the other day.
not as a bit.
he really just didnt know...

>>211830717
How much money to kill myself

>>211830746
wtf who tied his shoes in the first place then?

>>211830746
There's no way in hell he retained that information

merge when ready
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>>211830741
Ellie was teachng him how to tie his shoes yesterday. He's not diagnosed but suspects he has dyspraxia. His hand eye coordination is full retard, basically. He's a giant overgrown toddler.

I think it's kind of bullshit though. He probably has some OCD/aspie fear of failure and how not being able to do these tasks impacts his standing as le smart genius autist guy and also he's lazy and only interested in doing what he wants to do: yesterday after about 10 minutes of shoe tying practice he *had* to wander off and give the tts what it wanted by belting out show tunes.

>>211830785
lol the other ones got deleted

Imagine how good the cell would be if Angie was still here.

>>211830751
40 cents

>>211830766
he wears those autist shoes that have fixed laces that just tighten and hold their tightness, not actual real laced shoes

>>211830654
autists will memorize the fbi crime statistics before basic life skills

>>211828623 (OP)
Ben's side profile has been looking awfully semitic recently. Anyone know if he went on a pilgrimmage to the west wall in between season 3 and 4?