Thread 211829800

>>211829800 (OP)
i cannot imagine reading
>controversial comedian and visual artist sam hyde dead at 80
so i imagine he'll either deliberately or accidentally die young

>>211829800 (OP)
He’ll “kill himself” just like Trevor Moore did

Hopefully

i hope he takes jet neptune with him

How come no one dug up Marky's socials? Did she do a Dobson?

He said that is extreme peace was terrible and his performance was bad he would be “killing himself” for it. So…

>>211829830
Norm macdonald died early too. it’s always the funy ones

>>211829800 (OP)
If he did actually do it then it would be the most hilarious full circle end to his act. He won't because he's a wimp and doesn't understand true comedy but that would be a classic move. Undefeatable.

>>211830038
I mean, it wouldn’t really be because nobody gives a fuck about him. He’s like one step away from being boogie2988. He’s a lolcow who got bitcoin rich. If he killed himself people would just be saying “mannn the goat died the ghost of kiev!” And not this dissection of “his act” like you think will happen. He’s embarrassingly still a nobody even on here. He gets like 2 threads a day with nobody even remembering anything he’s done in 9 years. How many people do you think know happy world daddy?

>Extreme Peace hasn't broken 1 million views across twitter and youtube
and that's the FREE version

oof madone. Sam you fucking loser and your loser gang, rough... damn that sucks..

>>211830222
You literally don't understand any of his work if you don't agree.

>>211829800 (OP)
>>211829868
>>211829880
Sam was literally born with every possible gift and advantage you could have in life
>has talked about riding mopeds through Rome as a teenager and his parents sending him to film school in Paris
>dad bought him car after car which Sam wrecked and never apologized for treating his cars like disposable toys
>dad sent him to one of the best art schools in the world on a $250,000 trust fund
The way he treats those around him (see Charls, Don Jolly, Channing, James Price, etc) indicates he's a textbook narcissistic sociopath (no doubt a result of his spoiled upbringing). He doesn't feel emotions like you or I do, and it really boils down that he's too much of a coward to ever off himself. He'll gladly passive-aggressively tell you to off yourself though.

>>211829800 (OP)
Dude, Sam Hyde dodge pedophile accusations with actual proof of his transgressions, in a time when people are frothing at the mouth to accuse people of pedo shit. He's Teflon Hyde. I'm pretty sure he could snap a kittens neck in public on live news and get away with it at this point. Why would he kill himself?

>>211830266
Honestly based. Fuck debtors

>>211830335
the moment he's on a platform that actual people watch, all it takes is any real news organization publishing an article and it's over. sam's simply lucky he isn't actually popular enough to attract meaningful attention outside of his paywall and the small corner of twitter people orbit him on.

>>211829830
>or accidentally die young
He's 40 years old.

>>211830396
40 years young.

>>211830396
>>211830414
And filled with roids, let's hope that heart gives out soon.

>>211830425
>let's hope that heart gives out soon.
Why are redditors like this?
Because he hates jews?

>>211829800 (OP)
g-d I hope so

>>211830482
It's worse, he's unfunny

>>211830482
He used to make funny content that came from an earnest but spiteful place and now makes content that panders identity politics to the other side of the fence while pretending like he's above it all in general. here's a fun quote from sam in 2015 about the future of his career:

>I don't want to shove politics in everyone's face all the time. I happen to think that free-market capitalism kicks socialism's ass and that spying and war are bad. I voted for Gary Johnson in 2012. If you think that a universal basic income is a good idea, or that weed should remain illegal, or think whatever about gay marriage, I don't care about those things enough to alienate viewers and I'm trying to shove my opinions in your face as little as possible.

how'd that work out for him?

desu im suprised he hasnt been killed by a deranged mde fan

>>211829830
You cannot because he isn't a real celebrity and no one will write about him dying. Maybe marky will write something, she will be like 34 when he's 80

Dishonest slime. Ugly faggot freak that spread nothing but hate his entire career

IM LE CHRISTIAN
IM LE GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN THERES BEAUTY IN EVERY DAY

"Beauty" shut the fuck up, you peddle in filth and you want nothing but misery. Childless at 40 and you obviously don't want kids either but you can't say that because it goes against your new christian grift.

God I hate him. I sincerely do, but what I hate even more is how cowardly everyone is when it comes to Sam, nobody calls him on his shit ever, partially because he's a fucking pussy that has never allowed himself to be challenged on anything he's ever uttered because he's a PUSSY

Sam you may have been cool 10-15 years ago, now you're embarrassing.

>>211830350
That's his parents he's talking with lol.