Which is the better movie - /tv/ (#211830133) [Archived: 1191 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:22:29 PM No.211830133
best of the worst
best of the worst
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Two of the absolute worst movies the shiteaters of /tv/ love to celebrate. Which one of these cinematic abortions has more redeeming flakes of gold to be found in the shit heap? Man of Steel or Revenge of the Sith?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:31:41 PM No.211830373
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>>211830133 (OP)
RotS is an actually great movie, everyone loves.

Man of Shit is literal dogshit.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:35:44 PM No.211830496
>>211830373
Are prequelfags acting pretentious ? Come on now. Have some self-awaremess. Btw, Interstellar has more artistic merit than the entire Star Slop franchise combined.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:37:33 PM No.211830548
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>>211830496
Booooring, your anti-prequel proganda is not working anymore troon.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:38:19 PM No.211830568
>>211830133 (OP)
Well AotC was worse than RotS
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:39:23 PM No.211830601
>>211830133 (OP)
This isn’t even a contest. Man of Steel is awful.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:45:40 PM No.211830809
>>211830548
I have never watched a single episode of RLM but I'll tell you right now that starwars is slop and redditquels are the worst of the bunch.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:48:46 PM No.211830912
>>211830809
Stop pretending troon. Everyone knows who you are.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:50:44 PM No.211830977
>>211830912
Nah faggot. You're just a retarded manchild.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:51:45 PM No.211831017
>>211830133 (OP)
Man of Steel is way better.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:52:34 PM No.211831035
>>211830373
>>211830548
Prequelfans are antisemites? Yikes!
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:53:58 PM No.211831080
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>>211830601
Prove it! Of course you can't or won't so return to whatever recess you crawled out from.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:54:25 PM No.211831090
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>>211830977
Dilate
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:54:43 PM No.211831099
They're both kino
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:56:34 PM No.211831166
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>>211830496
Yes they are pretentious.. although yes the prequel story is good because it's all George Lucas story.... the acting from Hayden garbage... the script is garbage, the dialog is garbage... the entire opening scene is overrated.. with frail Gegrevoius, the cgi duals are garbage.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:09 PM No.211831265
>>211830133 (OP)
>>211830373
Both are very very good.
MoS is a better standalone movie (given its structure) and RotS is a superior dramatic capstone (taking in all the build up of the previous 5 movies),
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:09:09 PM No.211831595
Grievous
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General Grievous mogs General Zod.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:12:37 PM No.211831712
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Well crafted bait thread, bravo!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:17:58 PM No.211831918
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>>211830133 (OP)
>You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.
Shit Wars is a cancer on film, King Snyder elevated the genre of capeshit with this kino.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:15:05 PM No.211834044
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:15:42 PM No.211834062
>>211830133 (OP)
RotS.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:17:59 PM No.211834149
>>211830133 (OP)
RotS and MoS don't really compare well. What you want to compare is RotS and BvS (they are equally brilliant, all things considered).
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:20:46 PM No.211834245
>>211830133 (OP)
No contest.Mos is better than every starwars(not saying much) and sci-fi movies
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:26:09 PM No.211834438
Lex Luthor’s Jewish qualities
Lex Luthor’s Jewish qualities
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>>211831035
Snyderfans too? Woah!
mr. bruh its back
6/22/2025, 8:27:40 PM No.211834488
>>211830133 (OP)
man of steel its pretty good, I don't consider it bad at all. Those who think it's bad are 9/11-fueled individuals seeking to vent their illogical and senseless rage on a fantasy film that had nothing to do with that tragedy.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:32:43 PM No.211834650
>>211830133 (OP)
Phantom Menace is a better comparison to MoS, just a director being high on his own farts
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:33:57 PM No.211834685
>>211830133 (OP)
ROTS
>more of the awful Anakin/Padme romance
>worst fight scenes in the franchise (slow clunky Grievous fight, Palpatine slowly aiming at and killing Mace Windu's backup Jedi)
>awful dialogue like "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!"
>Anakin has no reason to believe that Palpatine's Sith technique for saving Padme even exists
>Obi-Wan hides Luke with Owen even though Anakin knows about Owen

MoS
>great action
>Zod is a great sympathetic villain
>Costner's death is stupid
>too dark n' edgy

MoS is flawed but FAR better. ROTS is an overrated piece of shit that's just as bad as AOTC.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:34:05 PM No.211834690
>>211834650
>Phantom Menace is a better comparison to MoS
Yes
>a director being high on his own farts
and no.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:35:08 PM No.211834723
>>211834685
>more of the awful Anakin/Padme romance
>awful dialogue like "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!"
>Anakin has no reason to believe that Palpatine's Sith technique for saving Padme even exists
>Obi-Wan hides Luke with Owen even though Anakin knows about Owen
>Costner's death is stupid
>too dark n' edgy
Filtered.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:35:16 PM No.211834737
pajeet
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>>211831090
>>211830548
>>211830373
>"I HATE SAND" IS UNDERRATED KINO SAAR
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:37:52 PM No.211834828
>>211834737
Yes but some illiterate bottom feeder like you who rolls around in the mud with pajeets wouldn't get it.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:39:40 PM No.211834888
>>211834828
Naw, you're just an irony-poisoned brownoid who doesn't realize that all of Hayden Christiansen's dialogue became memes because they were hilariously bad.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:41:12 PM No.211834944
>>211834737
>still taking "I hate sand" out of context in 2025
Sad.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:43:52 PM No.211835056
>>211834944
>I hate sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating...not like here. (Looks at Padme) Here everything's soft.....and smooth.
He's literally comparing his girlfriend to sand. It's the worst romantic line of all time.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:44:28 PM No.211835075
>>211834888
I'm white but unlike you I don't entirely base my sense of self-worth on that fact. You're pathetic.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:24 PM No.211835111
>>211835056
No he doesn't do that. Padme is talking about how much she likes water before that line and this is how Anakin replies to her because he is not experienced in dating.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:40 PM No.211835126
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>>211835075
>I'm white
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:46:31 PM No.211835162
>>211835126
Nice self-portrait bro.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:46:41 PM No.211835172
>>211835056
>>211835126
You're a low IQ retard. Shut the fuck up and go do physical labor, chud.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:47:24 PM No.211835201
>>211830133 (OP)
No Mike, I will not be gaslit into thinking I ever disliked the prequels or the Snyderverse.
Yes Mike we know you're raiding.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:48:37 PM No.211835249
>>211835172
Alright, queer. Let me see your copies of The Republic and Meditations with a time stamp
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:49:17 PM No.211835278
>>211835201
>RLM still living rent-free in Prequellards' minds
Sad!
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:50:56 PM No.211835335
>>211835249
Lmao. You fucking manchildren. Thanks for revealing your hand, mr 'I got redpilled yesterday' newfag.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:51:20 PM No.211835348
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>>211830548
>>211830373
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:51:37 PM No.211835357
>>211835278
>still shilling your dead friend simulator channel
Sad.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:52:30 PM No.211835391
>>211835335
lol, showing my hand? All you're telling me is that you don't read and spend your time on /tv/ shilling for a Disney-owned IP. You owned yourself, nigger
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:54:44 PM No.211835466
>>211835348
People who the prequels hate cinema, simple as.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:55:44 PM No.211835499
>>211835391
I really love your last resort coping.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:55:51 PM No.211835505
>>211835466
>People who the prequels hate cinema, simple as.
SAAAAAAAAR
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:56:12 PM No.211835517
>>211835391
I do read. I just lack the urge (or shamelessness) to try to show off with babby's first serious literature.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:56:44 PM No.211835544
>>211831090
>Bottom middle
You know I really do not get the strange impulse most lefties get when it comes to shitting on the prequels but bending over backwards for TLJ. Like they’re arguably much closer to what they actually believe in than whatever the fuck TLJ is. It isn’t like they’re above defending dogshit media with a left wing message either. I don’t know why the prequels were exempt from this.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:56:51 PM No.211835548
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>I really love your last resort coping.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:58:00 PM No.211835582
>>211835348
Literally me.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:58:07 PM No.211835587
>>211835517
>Prequel novelizations are serious literature you guize
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:58:43 PM No.211835617
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>>211835505
Repeating the same thing over and over is just accepting defeat.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:59:45 PM No.211835660
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>>211835587
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:59:52 PM No.211835665
>>211835587
You're a tryhard retard. I hope you're young otherwise it's ngmi.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:02:15 PM No.211835730
>>211835665
Says the faggot trying to pass off Disney movies as Shakespearean
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:02:51 PM No.211835758
>>211831265
I agree almost. Though I’d say MoS isn’t a bad foundation for more movies.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:12 PM No.211835775
>>211835730
The prequels are not Yidsney movies.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:04:14 PM No.211835822
>>211835775
They are now and it makes no sense for Disney to shill against its own IP.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:05:56 PM No.211835871
>>211835822
It is not. And disney heavily shills against the prequels because they are constantly trying to cater to the 400lbs OT lunatic childless 50 years old manchildren.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:06:09 PM No.211835880
>>211835775
>Yidsney
Also this is the guy calling me a tryhard. Yeah we get it dude you went to /pol/ yesterday for the first time. That Hollywood slop from 20 years ago sure is heckin based!!!
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:06:13 PM No.211835886
I wish Man of Steel wasn't 9/11 porn and more of a Superman movie
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:06:17 PM No.211835888
>>211835871
Holy persecution complex
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:06:58 PM No.211835911
>>211835730
>>211835822
>>211835880
Can you just post your IQ and age real quick?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:07:02 PM No.211835912
>>211835880
Yep, Yidsney. Problem?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:07:32 PM No.211835929
>>211835871
>It is not
You really are an ESL, aren't you? And give one example of Disney trashing the Prequels. As far as I know they're still referenced frequently in their products.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:09:02 PM No.211835976
>>211835880
>no u + mistakes anons
Absolute retard.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:10:15 PM No.211836023
The prequels are absolute trash only loved by braindead ESLs who don't sufficiently understand the English language to realise it.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:10:26 PM No.211836030
>>211835929
ESL is not an insult Pablo.
The fact that you only speak a single language is nothing to be proud of.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:10:31 PM No.211836036
>>211835912
>Hollywood is Jewish except for these specific mega-productions that the Jews somehow allowed
wew
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:10:59 PM No.211836060
>>211836023
Cope harder, midwit.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:11:32 PM No.211836079
>>211836023
The prequels are beloved by everyone with a functioning brain.
Only 50 years old childless manchildren in piss soaked Boba Fett pyjamas hate them.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:11:38 PM No.211836084
>>211836030
Thanks for the confession, lmfao. How's the weather down there in Mexico?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:11:43 PM No.211836089
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>>211835775
>>211835871
LOL
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:12:33 PM No.211836129
>>211836084
Like I said the fact that you only speak a single langue is nothing to be proud of.
I speak 4, and you Pablo?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:13:35 PM No.211836164
>>211836089
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/7cRsU2becRh8FlDuKDS8cQ/
Pedotroon is dumping xer image collection again. How original!
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:13:47 PM No.211836174
>>211836129
Oh sure, just keep on dodging the question and moving those goalposts Jose. KWAB
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:14:10 PM No.211836187
>>211836084
Literally braindead. Most of Europe (aka real White people) is ESL, you silly mutt.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:14:24 PM No.211836197
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>>211835871
Are prequel fans known for being healthy and having children? I've always figured there's a huge overlap between prequel fanboys and autists who like Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:14:36 PM No.211836205
>>211836174
I'm not dodging the question.
I just explained how retarded you are midwit.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:15:34 PM No.211836233
>>211835911
Yo, respond, nigga.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:15:59 PM No.211836242
>>211836197
It's the opposite.
For reference, the average prequel hater >>211831090
>morbidly obese
>balding
>childless (probably a virgin)
>low IQ
>0 knowledge in film
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:16 PM No.211836252
>>211836205
No faggot I asked you to give me an example of Disney officially trashing the Prequels. 'Cause last time I checked they're still out there to watch and were even in theaters recently. Plus, all their new shit still builds on them. So explain to me how it's beneficial for Disney to shill against the Prequels?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:29 PM No.211836262
>>211835871
>>211836197
It’s not fair. I like 1-6 and shadow the hedgehog :(
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:43 PM No.211836273
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>>211836164
You can cover your ears and pretend it’s not true as much as you want. The reality is that the prequels are Disney movies and Lucas willing chose to sell them to the mouse and continues to support them. Now amount of ESL ramblings will change this.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:17:07 PM No.211836298
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>>211836252
>give me an example of Disney officially trashing the Prequels
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:17:21 PM No.211836306
>>211836233
You first. How 'bout a shot of your hand, too, while you're at it?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:18:18 PM No.211836338
>>211836079
The Prequels are worthless pieces of shit. Everyone knew it when they came out, long before RLM made any reviews.

>>211836197
>I've always figured there's a huge overlap between prequel fanboys and autists who like Shadow the Hedgehog.
It is. The woke era of movies is so shit that people are trying to use them to claim that every godawful POS from the 2000s like Shadow, the Prequels, and MI2 is secretly underrated kino.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:18:42 PM No.211836351
>>211836242
That doesn't answer my question, zoomie. Are prequel fans known to be physically fit and childbearing?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:18:43 PM No.211836352
>>211836273
Lucas calls movies that he doesn't like beautifully made.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:18:44 PM No.211836353
>>211836298
>Rise of Skywalker reuses dialogue from RoTS
mmm yeah I think not.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:19:24 PM No.211836383
>>211836306
>no u
lmao
>How 'bout a shot of your hand
I don't post photos.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:19:43 PM No.211836398
>>211836351
>Are prequel fans known to be physically fit and childbearing?
Yep
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:20:35 PM No.211836428
>>211836298
Those movies officially trash the OT more than the PT by making all of the OT heroes' efforts in vain, while the PT is still an integral part of the ST's lore.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:20:44 PM No.211836436
>>211836383
>I don't post pics on an imageboard
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:20:52 PM No.211836441
>>211836338
The prequels had mixed reception on release, most people loved them expect a tiny vocal minority of mentally obese OT fanatics.

Also the prequels are objectively great.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:21:55 PM No.211836477
>>211836353
>citing a single line in rise of skywalker as proof
top kek
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:21:55 PM No.211836479
>>211836398
Post a picture to prove it.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:22:00 PM No.211836483
>>211830496
>Interstellar has more artistic merit than the entire Star Slop franchise combined.
I literally have not read a dumber comment on this entire website in at least two weeks. Well done, retard, or baitfag.
Replies: >>211866594
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:22:14 PM No.211836492
>>211836441
>They were mixed but overwhelmingly people loved them
>>211836187
Observe, this is why I rip on ESLs
Replies: >>211836574
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:22:19 PM No.211836496
>>211836351
>zoomie
Oh, so you're not young. Yikes, dude. You've wasted your life on becoming a mediocrity.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:22:55 PM No.211836519
>>211836428
>Those movies officially trash the OT
Good, and you deserve it.
The ST is exactly what OT lunatics desereve.
Replies: >>211864352
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:23:41 PM No.211836550
>>211836436
No, I do. Just nothing I've shot myself (or someone close to me).
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:24:23 PM No.211836573
>>211836030
>The fact that you only speak a single language is nothing to be proud of.
At last he reveals himself
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:24:24 PM No.211836574
>>211836492
>>They were mixed but overwhelmingly people loved them
Exactly, normal people liked them and moved on.
OT lunatics were busy shitting on them and sending death threats to children.
>>211836479
Search for jerk off material somewhere else gay freak
Replies: >>211836668
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:24:42 PM No.211836582
>>211836477
>citing absolutely nothing as proof
KWAB
Replies: >>211836636
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:26:03 PM No.211836636
>>211836582
>common sense is not proof
>the fact that the entire ST is a bad remake of the OT is not a proof
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:26:43 PM No.211836668
>>211836574
>Exactly
Let me help you..."mixed" means that the audience was divided and that there was no majority opinion. Also, "mentally obese" does not make any sense.
Replies: >>211836716
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:28:07 PM No.211836713
I'm done with the millennial 'I'm a loser but at least I'm white' <120 IQ tard.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:28:16 PM No.211836716
>>211836668
>mentally obese
You are both mentally and physically obese.
Replies: >>211836762
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:29:14 PM No.211836748
100-aryan-beast
100-aryan-beast
md5: adddbaf89818ed9b0686ac7fa92e0520🔍
>ESL
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:29:34 PM No.211836762
>>211836716
How is one mentally obese? Am I anorexic? But then how could I be physically obese too? ESL zoomers are such a mystery...
Replies: >>211836810
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:30:20 PM No.211836789
IMG_0477
IMG_0477
md5: 80c3ed2ead9d0c949ac5281f49980f1f🔍
I was at an after hours party in Modesto, California last night and Lucas was there.


It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw him.

He was completely naked, on his hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking him, one in the ass and one in the mouth. His eyes were rolled into the back of his head, and he was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on his forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking him in the mouth bust a nut down his throat, and he swallowed it all. He then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of his lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in his face. I bent down in front of him and he coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in his face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you made Star Wars". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and he was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:31:04 PM No.211836810
>>211836762
>Am I anorexic?
You are definitely not you fat freak.
Replies: >>211836845
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:32:09 PM No.211836845
>>211836810
I am trying to understand your nonsensical insults ESL-kun
Replies: >>211836896
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:33:37 PM No.211836896
>>211836845
>mentally ill obese
What is so hard to understand about it Pablo?
Replies: >>211836941
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:34:19 PM No.211836914
>>211836298

"this will begin to make things right" from TFA is an obvious dig at the prequels. The entire press cycle around TFA revolved around "we're SAVING STAR WARS from Lucas and the prequels guys!" Several people close to the production of TFA were actively aware of and agreed with the plinkett reviews, like Simon Pegg. Actors were asked in interviews "who shot first?" in an obvious dig at George Lucas. There were snippets of the production of JJ and others talking about how they're using the same film type that ANH used, and gassing up the practical effects (obvious dig at the CG of the prequel). That godawful video "Dear JJ," which implored him to mindlessly ape the OT, was explicitly seen by JJ Abrams himself. TFA billed itself as the anti-prequel movie, there's really no doubt about it.

Disney has back tracked on mindlessly bashing the prequels because they had ongoing projects set in that era, and the sequel trilogy has effectively zero cultural impact or relevance. The rey movie that people were insisting would actually happen is currently on the shelf, which means it 100% won't get made. There has not been a single tv series definitively set in the sequel era, and the amount of crossover content is virtually nonexistent compared to what we got with the OT and PT, even after the disney acquisition.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:34:20 PM No.211836916
DgvigVoV4AEatnB
DgvigVoV4AEatnB
md5: 6337c8f953fdc8aacfa6557eae8c4ce7🔍
>ESL-kun
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:35:06 PM No.211836941
>>211836896
No, you said mentally obese >>211836441
Replies: >>211836973
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:36:04 PM No.211836973
>>211836941
I meant mentally ill obese.
Now let's move on the next straw to grasp at troon.
Replies: >>211837083
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:38:56 PM No.211837083
>>211836973
Okay? Like how your savior of the huwhite race George Lucas sold your IP to Jews for 4.7 billion dollars?
Replies: >>211837406
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:46:29 PM No.211837406
>>211837083
He grew tired of Star Wars, he wanted to move on to do other things. He could've kept it and make billions from the royalties, but he chose to sell (at a steal price) so Star Wars can continue.
Little did he know that his "friends" and former colleagues would backstab him and run the franchise to the ground.

The fact that you think this makes Lucas a bad guy, just exposes you as a shitty and vile person.
Replies: >>211837851
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:56:39 PM No.211837851
>>211837406
Oh dude, you mean he *only* sold it for $5 billion? What a guy.
Replies: >>211838039
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:00:54 PM No.211838039
>>211837851
Lucas made about 40 billion dollars from Star Wars since it's creation.
Yes, it's a steal price, it wasn't about greed and he was extremely charitable his entire life anyways.

It's really funny that everything you try to bring up turns out to be a lie.
Replies: >>211838219
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:04:55 PM No.211838219
>>211838039
Sure. Only prequelfags could make a $5 billion sale for the world's wealthiest filmmaker into a victim narrative. I won't waste any more time with your faggotry. Have a nice day.
Replies: >>211838273
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:06:27 PM No.211838273
>>211838219
Concession accepted you dickless freak kek.
I love how you just run away as soon as your bullshit gets proven wrong.
Replies: >>211838467
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:07:37 PM No.211838331
bleed out
bleed out
md5: c24d588dee30cbc6be61e8a6eda8c83b🔍
>>211836197
Die out
https://derpibooru.org/2217720
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:10:42 PM No.211838467
>>211838273
Nothing I said was wrong. You have a warped perspective on this whole matter that makes it futile to argue with you. Enjoy your Disney shit, I guess. KWAB
Replies: >>211838540 >>211838578
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:12:18 PM No.211838540
>>211838467
Everything you said was wrong. You make false assumptions based on no information and denial of reality.
You are literally a dickless troon freak. Dilate at join the 41%
Concession accepted.
Replies: >>211838590
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:13:07 PM No.211838578
rubber duck
rubber duck
md5: 2578ec00207ee605bacffadb53377557🔍
>>211838467
KWAB KWAB KWAB
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:13:22 PM No.211838590
>>211838540
>HE ONLY MADE $5 BILLION YOU GUIZE HE CARES ABOUT US!!!
What a fag, lmfao.
Replies: >>211838751
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:17:07 PM No.211838751
>>211838590
>still making bad assumptions and coping
Dilate freak
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:50:06 PM No.211840283
>>211836197
kys
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:51:26 PM No.211840337
>>211830133 (OP)
rots obviously
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:38:26 PM No.211842560
This thread has taught me RotS and MoS are only enjoyed by brown ESLs.
Replies: >>211842676
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:41:04 PM No.211842676
>>211842560
You are not white, Amerimutt.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:42:54 PM No.211842758
>>211830373
i unironically read last generation of roman republic thanks to this and yeah its a high iq book
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:23:01 AM No.211844349
>>211836197
kys
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:58:13 AM No.211845884
>>211836197
kys
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:45:14 AM No.211847973
>>211836197
kys
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:47:04 AM No.211848061
1750324099878177
1750324099878177
md5: ad7d3811e6255d0752ee25a3aba8c2cf🔍
https://youtu.be/4K_zN6bNd3s?t=121

Everyone dogs on Attack of the Clones like it’s some CGI-infested, greenscreen soap opera made by a flannel wearing billionaire with no sense of dialogue or human emotion. And they’re right if their frame of reference starts and ends with Marvel quips and Tarantino foot close-ups but if you’ve ever read Kafka once, or watched even five minutes of a Fritz Lang film without checking your phone, you’d realize Lucas was cooking with something else entirely.

Clones isn’t bad it’s deliberately alienating. Anakin doesn’t “talk weird,” he talks like a character from a lost Jean Cocteau film being puppeteered by Nietzschean trauma. The romance isn’t wooden it’s courtly love rewritten by an autistic stunted child who’s read too much Proust. Everything feels slightly off, because it's by design. Lucas is channeling early modernist dislocation through digital cinema. It’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari with lightsabers and less subtle fascist allegory.

And that CGI? That’s not a flaw. That’s digital Wagnerian Gesamtkunstwerk. The Kamino scenes aren’t just damp and weird they’re literal visualizations of Jungian rebirth, filtered through the aesthetic of a 2001 Dell desktop. Yoda flipping around like Sonic on meth? That’s not “cringe,” that’s Eisensteinian montage logic applied to puppet violence.

If anything the only mistake Lucas made was releasing this film in a world unready for him to go full Antonin Artaud with a lightsaber. Attack of the Clones isn’t “bad” it’s just so far beyond most people's understanding that it wraps back around into looking like trash.

But watch it again. This time with a copy of The Waste Land in one hand and Metropolis playing silently in the background. You'll get it.

Or don’t. Go back to watching Andor and pretending it’s deep because it has sad French people in modern day sweaters and women crying about being raped.
Replies: >>211849210 >>211853110
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:22 AM No.211849210
>>211848061
>Everyone dogs on Attack of the Clones like it’s some CGI-infested, greenscreen soap opera made by a flannel wearing billionaire with no sense of dialogue or human emotion.
That's all you needed to say, the rest is embarrassing cope. You're not smart and no one respects you.
Replies: >>211851092
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:15 AM No.211849591
Bella-Ramsey
Bella-Ramsey
md5: 995b5819cd4280ff032d46e13641a84f🔍
>>211830133 (OP)
Buzz Lightyear is going to mog bof
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:08:28 AM No.211851092
>>211849210
Bold words from someone whose idea of film criticism peaked with RedditLetterMedia and who probably thinks Children of Men is the height of visual storytelling because the camera didn’t cut for five minutes. Yes, I dared to suggest Lucas was doing something intentional with tone, aesthetics and digital abstraction and your response is to clutch your Funko Pop and shriek “cope.”
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:26:01 AM No.211851789
>>211836441
People that think the Prequels were loved by most people upon release:

A) Too young to be reading reviews.

B) "Most people" basically means they remember their buddies in preschool liking those movies too.
Replies: >>211864352
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:28:54 AM No.211851901
>>211830133 (OP)
EP 3 is better
Saw Man of Steel in theatres. Gave me a migraine. Only 2nd time I ever had a migraine
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:52:56 AM No.211852774
>>211830496
>Interstellar has more artistic merit than the entire Star Slop franchise combined
Finest bait on this side of the Galaxy. well done boss
Replies: >>211866594
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:54:22 AM No.211852842
>>211830133 (OP)
>making the snyderjeets war against the prequeltards
actually genius thread OP.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:00:35 AM No.211853079
1748443119195098
1748443119195098
md5: bce5046ea76056d90d86cdb0ebe0c11c🔍
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:01:15 AM No.211853110
>>211848061
based outlook
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:59:05 AM No.211855133
>>211836197
kys
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:00:25 AM No.211855177
>>211836197
This made prequeltards seethe. I'm thinking Snydergods won.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:33:22 AM No.211856254
>>211830133 (OP)
MoS and it’s not even close
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:39:56 AM No.211856453
peterstormaresatannoaccountingfortaste1
peterstormaresatannoaccountingfortaste1
md5: 580008e950a74795f30d22b60a4fb399🔍
>>211830133 (OP)
I prefer Man of Steel, honestly. Never much into Star Wars. The prequel trilogy is fine, I guess. If given the choice I'd go for Man of Steel, though.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:36:44 AM No.211858394
>>211836197
kys
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:09:14 AM No.211861682
>>211836197
kys
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:36:09 AM No.211862566
>>211831918
>posts poster that has nothing to do with the feel of the movie
Replies: >>211862612 >>211864686
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:37:22 AM No.211862612
>>211862566
kek it's true that poster has more color than Snyder's entire trilogy
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:38:36 AM No.211862655
>>211830133 (OP)
Star Wars 3
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:19:24 AM No.211863930
>>211831918
Quoting the comic that was pissed and shit on by Man of Shit
lmao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:21:40 AM No.211864013
>>211830133 (OP)
RotS is better, because the main character is bad on purpose. Man of Steel did evil Superman by accident
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:29:25 AM No.211864252
>>211830133 (OP)
Rise of the Shit
>Awful protag, Obi Wan was good
>decent villain with a retarded plan
>decent story, shit plot
>mediocre action
>shit romance
>spot on tone

Man of Shit
>Awful protag
>decent villain with a retarded plan
>shit story, shit plot
>decent action
>shit romance
>tone deaf

Unless you really really like your indestructible cgi puppets smashing cgi skyscrapers for half movie, prequelshit is above.
Man that was difficult
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:31:19 AM No.211864307
>>211836079
Lmao nobody ever liked prequelshit
>>211836428
PT ruined Vader and reframed the entire trilogy as dogshit predestination.
It's canon as much sequelshit is canon
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:32:54 AM No.211864352
>>211836519
>OT lunatics
So actual SW fans?
>>211851789
this
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:34:11 AM No.211864403
>>211830133 (OP)
Man of steel is overall a better movie.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:42:33 AM No.211864686
>>211862566
Isn't a fan poster?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:45:11 AM No.211864766
>>211830133 (OP)
Not huge on either but maybe MoS.

MoS is potentially decent as a sci-fi almost documentary style movie it just lacks all charm that you'd expect from a Superman movie and Cavill is too wooden to do the role justice despite looking perfect. The final act is headache inducing with its destruction porn too despite initially having some cool action.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:06:42 AM No.211865343
>>211830373
I rewatched revenge of the sith 3 nights ago. This meme that it’s the one prequel that aged like wine is ludicrous. It’s just as dumb as it ever was. Yoda fighting with a lightsaber will never not be total character assassination of what was created and established in Empire. The Emperor and Yoda fighting is hilariously bad, the emperor comically falls over the back of his chair and his robes go over his head like a three stooges gag. The dialogue is cringe. Obi Wan and Anakins lightsaber fight is ridiculous and drawn out. And that ending with him getting his limps cut off while burning and screaming is unnecessarily brutal, tasteless even. It’s not even an effective scene it’s just trashy filmmaking.
Replies: >>211865506 >>211868063 >>211869571
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:12:08 AM No.211865506
RihIHvodKrQ_08aEDYh3VRoCN5QgWl4coe2us6p8hQE
RihIHvodKrQ_08aEDYh3VRoCN5QgWl4coe2us6p8hQE
md5: f79dcbf6417494535c6375e68c91d4d3🔍
>>211865343
>Yoda fighting with a lightsaber will never not be total character assassination of what was created and established in Empire
Nothing like that was ever established. A Jedi using a Jedi's signature weapon is not character assasination just a logical thing to do.
> Obi Wan and Anakins lightsaber fight is ridiculous and drawn out
False, it's objectively the 2nd best duel in the entire saga behind Duel of the Fates
>And that ending with him getting his limps cut off while burning and screaming is unnecessarily brutal, tasteless even.
He got what he deserved for murdering Jedi and kids. Also he was always a burn victim even when Lucas came up with the character.

Pic related, it's you.
Replies: >>211868006 >>211869594
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:50:54 AM No.211866487
>>211830133 (OP)
One is crap
The other is shit
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:54:36 AM No.211866594
>>211852774
>>211836483
Lol, prequel kids are so insecure. It's hilarious.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:58:09 AM No.211866667
>>211830373
>Man of Shit
Why did I laugh at this
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:00:45 PM No.211868006
>>211865506
>Nothing like that was ever established. A Jedi using a Jedi's signature weapon is not character assasination just a logical thing to do.
Except it's lame and shit, and there is no point in schizo beyblade yoda with midget word when all other fights are better at doing it and you could have somethign unique and in character
>> Obi Wan and Anakins lightsaber fight is ridiculous and drawn out
>False, it's objectively the 2nd best duel in the entire saga behind Duel of the Fates
Both are shit
Replies: >>211868067
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:02:23 PM No.211868037
>>211830133 (OP)
>prequeltards
VS
>snydertards

both groups are so small, so loud and so aggressive. Making they fight over the less shit and less panned crap was a great call OP
Replies: >>211868080
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:04:02 PM No.211868063
>>211865343
>And that ending with him getting his limps cut off while burning and screaming is unnecessarily brutal, tasteless even.

it is hilarious how they have Obi-Wan snatch up his lightsaber while Anakin is screaming in spite-filled agony in the background just so they can keep continuity of him giving it to Luke.
Replies: >>211868110
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:04:34 PM No.211868067
>>211868006
>lame, shit
Not an argument, now go and shave that neckbeard.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:05:25 PM No.211868080
>>211868037
both obsessed with retarded shonen anime tier shit that they insist is deep and profound. i'm honestly shocked I never saw the similarities before this thread.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:07:07 PM No.211868110
>>211868063
Yep and it's a great scene.
Also there is no reason to leave his lightsaber just lying there.
Replies: >>211868143
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:09:06 PM No.211868143
>>211868110
i thought it was unintentionally comedic desu, comes off like he's just jacking his shit
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:31:18 PM No.211869571
1538782160488
1538782160488
md5: fca89b89a2cced507e622944b3a79b25🔍
>>211865343
>the emperor comically falls over the back of his chair and his robes go over his head like a three stooges gag.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:32:36 PM No.211869594
>>211865506
Nice selfie bro
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:16:15 PM No.211871643
1743717366188307
1743717366188307
md5: 94fd05d07858bc51116180604c3d28b1🔍
>>211830133 (OP)
It's no contest, none at all. Man of Steel is a transcendent kino that shoots past the boundaries of capeshit to the realm of genius. Everyone saw it then and everyone loved Man of Steel, but Disney paid critics to lie about the Snyderverse. Well, the joke is on them, Star Wars and Marvel are in the toilet now and Warner Bros will restore the Snyderverse after Pedoman Gunn's movie bombs.
Replies: >>211873723 >>211874331
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:25:09 PM No.211873290
>>211830133 (OP)
Seek help. You seem perturbed to have the movie on the right live rent free in your head.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:25:58 PM No.211873308
>>211830133 (OP)
Both are trash, but Revenge was one of the most succesful Star Wars films and Steel did so bad it directly lead to DCWB's current state.
Replies: >>211874371
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:43:00 PM No.211873723
20240113_180150
20240113_180150
md5: b4f2cf9f0094e779ff1f56f89841c407🔍
>>211871643
This.
Man of Steel is on another level of KINO
Replies: >>211874331
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:55:30 PM No.211874029
>>211830133 (OP)
Shitting on man of steel today is another way to out yourself as autistic. The only people that hate is are a sliver of superfags full of hypocritical nitpicks. Does it have to be a 10/10? Absolutely not. But in the big 2025 you can’t gloss over high grade kino that for whatever reason just doesn’t get made anymore.
Replies: >>211874351
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:07:02 PM No.211874331
>>211871643
WHOA A CGI LANDSCAPE WITH A SKYBEAM
>>211873723
WHOA HE'S GOING TO DO THE CROSS POSE
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:08:04 PM No.211874351
>>211874029
>Hadcanon
Nobody ever liked snydershit. otherwise he wouldn't be stuck at Netflix, flopping.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:09:06 PM No.211874371
>>211873308
>one of the most succesful Star Wars films
lmao.