Thread 211831042

>>211831042 (OP)
using international posters of hollywood movies is cheating, those are handled by vendors who don't give a fuck half the time

>>211831042 (OP)
wtf is real? How do the magic underwaters sirs?

KINO

i'm still waiting for robo jigsaw to emerged

>>211831042 (OP)
I've seen this film, but I have no recollection of it. Like somebody's memory of a faded town.

>>211831419
They all look like 40yo trannies, always wanted to say that but mods on pre-reboot 4chan would always delete anything related to this movie.

Also it's a pretty meh coming of age flick, except that instead of winning something real like The Mighty Ducks did they all twerk like Anora.

>>211831042 (OP)
>could be worse

>>211831642
>mecha-jigsaw

>>211832298
they show reboot murder she wrote with cameron

:^)

>>211831211
The zesty buck situation is crazy

>>211832406
Is any of them "original" or are both photoshops of an unknown body?

This one always makes me chuckle

>>211832582
I can't not look at Haydens face and think of pic related

>>211832758
We really don't know how deep the shop hole goes

>>211832508
netflix sometimes uses scenes from the movies based on what you watch

>>211832831
Kek I was thinking the same

>>211831642
I still think this poster is awesome even though it makes zero sense

>>211831419
The one with the glasses is the most dangerous one. If you saw the movie you'd know why. Also, do NOT watch this movie.

>>211831419
Everyone who's streamed this is now on a list.

>>211832033
Who the fuck is Greg?

>>211831419
remember when the mods said that all discussion of this would result in a ban? The most embarrassing reddit moment in all /tv/ history

>>211834961
Greg

>>211834961
>Pasquale Petrolo (Rome, 27 August 1962) and Claudio Gregori (Rome, 17 November 1963), best known as Lillo & Greg, are an Italian comedy duo who work on stage, film, television, radio as well as musicians, authors and cartoonists.

>>211831211
>>211832831
KEK

>>211832504
>Box quote doesn't even relate to the star actor

>>211833868
I like the Halloween special edition

>>211832066
that movie was beautiful and made me love Jeet Li even more

>>211831042 (OP)
imagine doing this in exams

>>211833868
>Build your own hobbit slam
I want to go back

>>211836264
>kill switch
>2017
lol was this made by Sony?

>>211831642
>>211834563
>it's a literal monument to Jigsaw's legacy since the film is about the impact he's had on lives as well as his successor
>"it's cool but makes no sense at all"
The absolute state

>>211836264
>They cloned our world. Now one person must stop it.

>>211836577
>>211837011
>This will sell our movie

>>211836991
Literally the Reign of Fire poster
Which also didn't happen in that film

>>211837272
meant for >>211836996

>>211831073

Couldn't agree more.

>>211834961
HAHAHAH
thank you for pointing that out

>>211832232
kek never knew scorsese was in this dogshit

>>211837463
I always liked the chrome weapons and tech they use in MIB

>>211831042 (OP)
From the thumb I thought that was some Prestige shit

>>211831143
tbf this fits also in every "yeah, THAT happened" thread

>>211831042 (OP)
>just stand there and I dunno... look at the camera or something we'll figure it out later

>>211831143
This looks like a fan poster that cut out stills from 4 completely different films and put them in front of a generic google image search

>>211832232
That's horrendous. Like a 12 year old with no imagination level horrendous

>>211832033
>Greg

>>211832406
wait, that's not just a recreation, that's literally the same photo? lmao who gets paid for this shit?

>>211832799
the marvel seethes were so glorious that day

>>211838738
>anon finds out about stock photography

>>211837427
>Jamie Foxxasaur

>>211832135
Meh.
This one is fine for whatever time it came out.

>>211838798
Indeed it was a good kek. Still pretty lame that the whole capeshit era only won one Oscar for best makeup, feels like a jab since superheroes are supposedly a boy thing.

>>211832406
I feel this has untapped meme potential.

>>211837427
Whoa, hey guys. Welcome to Miami Vice.

>>211831419
>starring Chris Hemsworth as an 8 year old girl

>>211832508
This movie was dumb as fuck and went on for too long.

>>211838807
JA' AAROWwwwwww..............

>>211832135
imagine

>>211833868
This is he only thing it is missing.

>>211838962
It's been done.

>>211832245
There’s nothing really wrong with this other than he was barely in the movie, this scene was quite boring, and it all happened in the last 15 minutes of the movie. So this image is quite an unattractive let down to what the movie also has for potential marketing imagery.

>>211838940
Ehh. Joker won best actor (as well as best supporting a decade beforehand).
Black Panther won Best Costume Design, Best Production Design and Best Original Score.
And ZSJL won an audience choice oscar.
I'm sure there are other wins scattered throughout the various films. But 90% of the films are slop anyway.

>>211836577
like one of those ren and stimpy stills with the overdetailed character close up

>>211833868
>NOT FOR KIDS
>PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT
>Family approved

>>211839456
>where did you get your cornrows done?
>at the library

>>211839390
You forgot that this entire costume is very silly and dumb, in addition to his weird alien face.

>>211837866
One of the dumbest movies i ever seen

>>211836264
>Use of Weapons by Iain M Banks

>>211831419
>Cuties
>they're all uggos

>>211832196
>when you get DeviantArt giantess fetishists to design your movie poster

I always come back to this one

>>211839374
Times you acted like Fumm?

>>211840386
One time I was earth-rocking

>>211839374
>>211837011
this will definitely sell our movie

>>211836674
I remember the scene in Saw 3D where Mecha-Jigsaw storms through downtown and hits the Kaiju with a cruise ship

>>211832504
actually watched this movie for the first time based on seeing this poster here numerous times

It wasn't that bad, but pretty damn forgettable and pointless. I wanted to fuck Anne Heche though (RIP)

>>211839254
Based

>>211840017
Based

>>211841159
True bro, she was peak cute in this.

>>211832066
Why do Asian posters cover everything in words including English

>>211834978
Okay groomer

>>211839374
Feels like a slur for that poster

>>211831419
Remember this is the US version. The French version had a normal cover.

kek

>>211832799
Underrated movie

>>211833868
Fucking what bro?
Humiliation ritual or something

>>211831642
>PILA 3D
Lmao.

>>211832097

>Expendfourbles

>>211831642
This should’ve happened in the movie. Instead we get Hoffman chasing after big tit bimbo, which sounds good on paper, but sucked.

>>211833868
The pedo spiral gets me every time

>>211844930
And the polish Ł sounds like a W because who knows

>>211833868
>Build Your Own Hobbit Slam
vgh.. my grandma bought me one, at least my childhood was in the last few moments America was great

the movies were terrible though

>>211833868
This has Dolphin net play? Learn something new every day

>>211844724
They know America is a country of self-loathing pedophiles

>>211832232
Were they going for the exclusively black people comedy poster design? Because I swear I've seen this layout for some shitty comedy with negroes.

>>211831143
Can’t tell if that’s Robin Wright or Patricia Arquette

>>211839374
>Fumms Rum and Cum

>>211832504
predicted every mainstream youtube channel's thumbnail

>>211837150
this one is the best

>>211832232
100 hours in clipart

>>211832333
Kino

>>211832799
What the fuck is wrong with DC

>>211839654
I liked the fight between him and Gabriel.
But yes it is a retarded movie.

>>211831665
Cool idea, weird ass execution

>>211849785
Small pp energy. They know their IP is not as valuable or famous as Marvel so they need to overcompensate.

>>211837011
>>211837190
Originator of that meme I believe

There are apparently AI accounts all over facebook that make up fake movie posters for sequels to movies that don't actually exist. My mom keeps showing me these things and I keep telling her they're not really but she falls for it again and again.

>>211835604
the banality of this makes it so fucking funny. it's so stupid. why am i like this

>>211837463
>agent j's big adventure

>>211850036
you're a based guy, shrimple as that. elaborate comedy is for the addicts and suicidals.

>>211833868
>>211840017
I'm glad I contributed to this.
The bar association logo

>>211833888
>>211833910
>>211833932
This is the exact type of film my father watches.

>>211850103
elaborate comedy has it's place for sure but there is something deeply humorous about "let's take this stupid movie poster and make it look like some 90's glow in the dark halloween happy meal" that i cannot resist.
idk if it makes me based but i'd rather be easily amused than perpetually crusty

>>211850125
grats. there's a couple /v/ collages i have contributed to and i like seeing them posted

>>211850246
>i'd rather be easily amused than perpetually crusty
based

>>211839746
I think they made a poster for the song Werewolves of London, instead of the film.

>>211831143
I enjoyed Daniel Tosh's summary of this.

>>211850286
I enjoyed The Tower from last year's queen of /v/, especially as it came from an incredibly stupid start and happened in the spam of like 25 minutes

>>211832033
>>211834961
I'm Old Gregg. Pleased to meet'cha

>>211843806
>Anyone else sick of all the fumms in movies lately?

>>211831419
Glasses is the only cute one

>>211832245
this one isn't that bad. yeah, the title is poorly centered and the visual flow is awful, but it's nowhere near as incompetently done as the other posters itt. plus uncle nubar is pretty funny

>>211854104
>the nig finds the answer to spirituality and science amid basketballs that could pass for watermelons
This is the final kino goddamn

>>211831211
is it really that hard to get your actors to sit down in suits for 5 seconds?

>>211832232
I just now remember having that poster in my room as a kid

>>211833868
>a small time guy headed for big-guy
kek, never noticed that change

>>211832097
Who's Bles and what are they expending for him?

>>211832232
This movie is god tier and I don't care what anyone else has to say.

>>211833910
How fucking head

>>211854104
I used to see ads for this as a kid and just wonder what the absolute heck it could possibly be like

>>211855170
>advertise funny robot man comedy
>actually most of the movie is about him pursuing human status in court

>>211855170
I FUCKING SOMEHOW KNEW THIS WOULD BE BICENTENNIAL MAN
HOW DID I KNOW

>>211837150
Why is Yogi sodomizing Boo Boo?

>>211834961
He works in Operations

>>211833868
Damn, Greg is in this one, too? Dude gets around.

>>211832232
Surprised "he" didn't show up to comment on this

>>211840102
is 3rd from left on fire, getting pelted by flour, or being possessed by a ghost

>>211850452
wait what is this tower about? havent been on /v/ in years.

>>211833868
The Chris Chan signature is my favorite part lol

>>211855806
CAUSE HE'S TIGHTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE BEAR!

>>211857532
The original was....this. A drawfag was posting overly wordy drawings for the contestants in the queen of /v/ tourney, someone just MS painted this to be on top of a crudely drawned skyscraper. Then people started filling in the skyscraper. About half an hour or forty minutes later it looked like that above.

>>211855806
Ho ho, time to rummage in your pic-a-nic basket, Boo Boo!

>>211855262
Don't forget the part where he bangs his former master's great-great grandaughter and modifies himself enough into a human that the United States government recognizes him as a human, giving the greenlight for his assisted suicide next to his generationally-groomed wife.

>>211839254
need a Bella ramsey edit

>>211831419
Is that sminem

>>211857974
that's funny but what is the queen of /v/ tourney? seems like a lot of things have happened in there while i was gone.

>>211856038
Fuck off Tom

>>211854104
this fucking movie...

>>211855099
it's just midwit science/philosophy takes like

>NOTHING EVER TOUCHES ANYTHING DUDE

>>211836577
>>211837011
>NORFS
love beans me

>>211832799
To be fair this is clearly taking the piss

>>211858357
their annual king and queen tourney to pick vidya characters as their favorites, mainly it's an excuse to encourage a lot of very silly OC

>>211837011
Even they don't look interested in the movie

>>211836996
Wasn't this a Doctor Who episode

"act like you're running"

>>211831042 (OP)
Why do they look so nonchalant about being stuck in a cage underwater?

>>211832232
Looks like a shitty book cover.

>>211858709
The over the top tagline combined with their mild poses always gets me

>>211833888
He's a big guy. Why's he shooting at that tiny city?

>>211858580
got it, btw isnt the king from that pic the protagonist from a h game?

>>211858905
Big guy you say?

>>211859070
Yes. Black Souls.
Here was your 2024 King. Truly it was his year.

>>211835145
those are her pants you dingus

>>211850246
Brevity, spontaneity, and the sublime are the soul of wit.

>>211847615
Kek

>>211831665
>Don't think about your giant younger face sucking your cock again, Xavier

>>211832245
>an american empirical picture
The fuck does that mean

>>211854650
That is what mystifies me about this kind of thing. They can be on set and do the actual movie, but for some reason their contract doesn't say anywhere "hey, sit down for a minute or two for the poster?"

>>211859174
kino

>>211841159
>>211833868
I see these edits quite often but I haven't seen the box edit where it s a cube with an Electro-head version of Ed Helms

>>211861061
I have this one. There's a more up to date one with a toaster.

>>211861130
Thanks man.

>>211839374
My favorite one of the giants

>>211858301
This looks like a photo some family took at a theme park in the 90s

>>211849023
>>211831143
Can't tell if that's Sean Penn or Gary Oldman

>>211837866
kek thank you for reminding me of this, i always loves the gun png

>>211831419
This is the epitome of that weird woke era from 2016-24

>>211839746
Kinda cute honestly.

Is this supposed to mean Australia is upside down?

>>211861595
I suspect it was MADE in a 90s theme park

>>211834906
Yeah the FBI staff directory

>>211839770
>not Buck Breakers
Bro why

>>211849979
Watched this last Xmas after seeing this fucking poster on /tv/ for years......and actually enjoyed it

>>211867175
My thoughts exactly, Ewan.

>>211832504
I enjoyed this movie. IDC what anyone says

>>211867703
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

>>211867678
No one has ever seen this film. It's not even clear if it even exists.

>>211838980
copy that

>>211867879
gnfos is certified /tv/core

>>211867695
Movie Cameron Diaz
Leslie Moustache mann
Kate arrow pointing upton
He'll never know what fist bumped him

>>211867920
*Movie camera eron diaz

>>211858301
Joe hard carries this flick

>>211861119
WTF

>>211850326
kek

>>211833868
>>211846994
For me, it's
>WILLIAM HIGGINS PRE-CONDOM CLASSIC

>>211832333
the MUSCLE from BRUSSELS

>>211864088
Is that just a random photo from a public appearance?

>>211837427
>>211868137

>>211868188
The REAL version.

>>211854104
The dude who made this movie joined Nxivm and had his wife branded and used as a sex slave for Keith kek

>>211855170
shit poster, goat movie

>>211854104
I've never heard of this film but everyone seems to know it here.

>>211868575
You’re too young then. It was an entire faggy cultural phenomenon a bit before you were born

>>211856715
Why is this so funny?

>>211868137
fucking kek
dude's got that herbivore neck

>>211868633
I'm 35.

>>211831143
Can't tell if that's Mcconaughey or Pedro Pascal without a moustache

>>211868654
Oh. Well then you’re just an average /tv/ poster and never actually paid attention to much less watched television or movies. My bad

>>211848626
For sure. Shark Tale is a black movie. ‘Workin at the car wash yeah!’

>>211851327
jesus christ
that meme hit me like a nostalgia truck

>>211868434
>crossing soon

>>211832245
>How about hiring a guy with wild eyebrows and a crazy beard?
>just unclog my shower and put all that hair from the drain on his face instead

>>211832406
Snitch was surprisingly good for a Dwayne Johnson flick.

>>211837150
No fucking way

>>211838807
This looks like a porn parody

>>211868987
Better than the 2nd and 3rd one.

It's actually a two star review

>>211854104
Jeez I remember when this was everywhere
Never watched it

>>211835145
She must have just put them on because she's still zipping up after getting her cunt licked out..

>>211838980
>>211868137
KEK

>>211849574
That was the general thought on it when it was made, but kek

>>211838798
I was annoyed that Star Trek lost out on the make up Oscar that year. But suicide squad made more money

>>211858366
That movie had amazing posters, and then they dropped those awful pngs

>>211831419
they spent a lot of time casting girls, and this is the best they could do? or they were looking for the ugliest ones?

>>211832232
>will smith
no wonder the fish looks like a jogger.

>>211844835

Please acquire some taste.

>>211833868
>Win a visit from Davis
Perfect

>>211836264
>laser/pulse gun has a forward assist

>>211837427
>nope.avi

>>211873171
Always wonder how shit like this comes into existence because surely it has to be seen by at least dozens of people before it's out there.

Why did no one say anything? Did everyone actually think it was good? Did people say something but some fat Jew had a fixation on it? Makes u ponder.

>>211840570
I remember taking acid in highschool and being freaked out by my friend's dog because it had people eyes, and this poster brings that horror bubbling to the surface

>>211837463
This shit is flight of the navigator tier lmao

>>211855099
Its just some terribly researched new age nonsense that was side eyed even by internet conspiracy people for being too dumb.
Its the cinematic equivalent of going to a party and getting stuck next to the guy who goes "Dude... many worlds... its like quantum mechanics bro!"

>>211873289
highly recommend watching episodes, it perfectly explains hollywood and the kind of yes men who exist in the business

>>211869243
It wasn't a great movie, but wasn't terrible either. Noteworthy that tom hardy gets to play two characters with weird accents.

>>211861595
You should see the movie. Its shot on a camcorder.
Its up on riff trax's youtube page, only way to make the movie bearable.

>>211863922
kekekekekeke

>>211839254
HAHAHAHAHA

>>211854104
i remember this and my midwit feminist sister watching it and getting mad me for asking her to explain it
shes had many abortions and wears a wig now because she has to shave her head when shes rejected

>>211858155
bruh what

>>211871763
what amazing posters

>>211873227
He'll come to you.