Thread 211832876

This was awesome and the only people who disagree are sheep who get their opinions from YouTubers

>>211832876 (OP)
Nah it was dogshit, the entire movie is fucking trash.

thats the one where daisy is fat, right?

>>211833025
God I wish. I want her fat plopper right in my face.

it was a flick at best

>>211832876 (OP)
Its a nothing special scene in a horrible movie

>>211833249
Imagine if Elle Fanning were squeezed into these shorts

it was the perfect canonical train wreck to destroy whatever was left of the franchise.
>fuck the Jedi
>fuck the force
>fuck Luke
>fuck Yoda
>fuck Snoke
>fuck Kylo
>fuck male heroes
>and you know what? Fuck the Death Star sequence in the original film too.
perfect.

I thought the silence was bullshit for caoeshit audiences to clap and scream during.
Star Wars as a franchise has iconic music paired with iconic scenes, this should have been a scene with a newly composed bombastic triumphant John Williams score over it to give an epic sense of mythical victory.
Instead it's silent so the audience can go "omg this is everything"

>>211832876 (OP)
Why don't "the terrorists" just hyperspace ram into Coruscant?

>>211832876 (OP)
No, because their ftl method was always moving to a higher dimension and any gravity well pulled you back into realspace with the original velocity you had when you entered.

>>211832876 (OP)
also people with an IQ above 75.

>>211833886
I'll try lightspeed skipping, thats a good trick

>>211833965
This was even more retarded, which just shows they have no sense of scale.
Not that they had one in episode 7 either when the laser was seen live across the galaxy.

>>211832876 (OP)
>youtubers are so powerful that they can mind control millions of people
This cope never gets old

>b-b-but the bombs wouldn’t fall like that in space!
Go fuck yourself these were the only times the sequels made a cool, original ship that looked like something Lucas would make
>>211833647
Han Solo literally talks about this in the first movie of the entire franchise

reminder: the basis of rian johnson's entire career is shilling his own movies here

Remember the youtubers are also grifters so don't actually believe anything they say. So the situation is the audience are being manipulated to believe things by people who don't believe things but think they can make money out of people who don't believe those things by making them believe those things.

>>211834691
Reminder: you came here after 2014

>>211834566
>>b-b-but the bombs wouldn’t fall like that in space!
Nobody gives a shit about that, the design is retarded for different reasons.

>>211834757
okay rian whatever you say

>>211834691
Yea I remember the heavy shilling of this dogshit movie, but it was so bad literally nobody was eating it up.

>>211832876 (OP)
MauLer goes over why this is retarded

If you don't think that weaponizing the hyperdrive is a canonical can of worms that should not be opened, you're not someone who considers the media you consume at all past the point of clapping your fat child hands together when you see bright lights.

>>211834989
rian you're drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8O_ANiz3O0&t=1415s

all you need to know about the last jewdi

>crazy lady destroys the right wing
powerful

>>211834566
>incredibly slow and fragile
>3 of them are blown up by a single tie fighter

Should've used Y-wings you dumb faggots.

OMG it went le silent that was true kino

Goddamn I really hate Star wars fags

>>211832876 (OP)
>the only people who disagree are sheep who get their opinions from YouTubers
hilarious how this has become the normie response to anyone who doesn't go along with the hive mind
baaaa you're a sheep baaaaa

>>211832876 (OP)
what was awesome about it?

It would have been awesome if Poe or Finn had done it.
Yes, I hate women.

>>211832876 (OP)
I thought it was retarded as soon as I realized what Holdo was about to do.

>>211833302
what a terrible downgrade that wouldve been

every weapon in star wars would be a hyperspace weapon if this were possible

>Woman destroys the right wing of the supremacy
I soi'd myself

>>211832876 (OP)
a special effect without a story is a boring thing

>>211832876 (OP)
Explain what you found awesome about it.
Because if you had been even a tiny bit invested in the narrative of Star Wars, you would come to the conclusion that this manoeuvre makes everything in Episodes 1 to 6 irrelevant and stupid.