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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL starts today!
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Silence bags have RETURNED, as have lootcrates which now inlude 1 fishbuck
-- Ellie has never driven a car
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh pissed all over himself
>Freeloader application linkhttps://zeosqo3goc0.typeform.com/to/DwJOVinY
>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
ppvs.su/ft
>Socialsx.com/fishtankislive
boards.fishnet.gg/
>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archive
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>>211833122
Love and cherish Angelina. Please don't do OF
>writes wall of text no one would read that Angie "liked" out of niceness
>Please don't do OF
Fucking kek
Fredophiles all hail the king of kino
The first thing I thought of when I woke up was Angie's tight ass
I was already baking and you still haven't linked to this thread in the last one fucktard
seth is such nontent fucking retard
>yuo downt know how good you had it untwill its gone...
Is this the grimmest state the show has ever been in?
>>211834167check the catalog before you click you mongoloid
>>211834085scripted and gay
>>211834122She didn't even like the love letter. She completely ignored it. She only liked the 'please don't do OF' an hour after she read it only because I sent her the shoes.
>>211834198The worst was season 2 post reveal. Second is season 1 when it was just Vance, Letty, and Josie sitting in the living room in silence
>>211834198It's the most grim the show has been this early.
The two points that were worse are season 3 cleaning arc and the week after Cole got kicked with Chip stacking cardboard boxes.
the last two days have been total fucking nontent. it's like they depleted all their energy on the candy saving thing
>>211834248The latter never happened
Catching up on yesterday
so when are Freddie and drench finally gonna fuck
>>211834248A final 3 that includes Vance and Josie sounds awful..
>>211834288>guys the entity didn't want to visit us last night>he said the vibes were kinda off
Sam is so unfunny. You'd have to be completely retarded to laugh at the crap he spouts. Watched the Tedx yesterday; it didn't even make me smile. Y'all are all retarded.
Reminder that Jet thought Rachel was the main focus of the season and what will bring in viewers and content. His cope for everyone telling him that Rachel sucks was that the audience is retarded and they don't know what they like.
Jet banked everything on Rachel and all his ideas were focused on her and the ending was written for her. He did nothing with the rest of them, he spent 7 days orbiting Rachel and barely interacted with anyone else. He literally doesn't know anything about the other contestants because he was just on Rachel's ass 24/7.
why does jet need to be on camera so much?
>>211834469i really don't understand what's going on in jet's head
Jet claims money isn't everything but somehow he gets young women to lick his asshole.
"hes short and fat BTW".
>>211834775https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32658743/
he already made it years ago
>>211834229there were no confessionals that morning, she did it on her own
I haven't been paying too much attention to this season. Why does the bald person have lines on his head?
Sex with ellie and sylvia
can we get an RV stream for morale
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>>211835343WOOOO slow down buddy
>>211834689he's showing off that he took a shower
>>211835343Thats crazy two to choose
jet saying money doesn't matter while being the director of fishtanklive is fascinating
Aryeh is such a fucking faggot jew.
Did Daniel touch drenches boobs yet?
she is trying to seduce me
sexiest girl in fishtank history and its not even close
>>211835389Stream already, you fuckin brat
this nigger is STILL hogging the camera. how many times did the producers hang out with the cast on big brother or the real world?
>2 year old project
>already feels like it's running on fumes
>jet is a thrifty
...real?
>>211835407Why is Neil melting?
Angi my sexy queen needs to start OF tonight
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>>211834775>>211834845The only thing he did was get lucky enough to have Sam hire him, when he was at his lowest. That's it. Nothing he does is very good, especially showrunning and having charisma. If he didn't get in with Sam, he'd still be near Macon and a heroin addict.
>the god emperor of fishtank
>jet puts his hand up smiling
>the message was about aryeh
there's no starpower this season
there's no fish that are interesting
there's no fish that make you want to tune in
there's no fish that you think actually have a chance of turning it around and making a good story
whoever did casting needs fired
>>211835414Remember when Sam was seething hard at her during her exit interview and she went out with total class? Big time Hydenstein L
Does Jet ever wash his hair? God damn
>>211835441all he buys with his own money are clothes, and he has like 2 outfits every 6 months. so yeah he doesn't spend much compared to how much he is making
wtf why are they so racist against indians?what did we ever do???
>>211835443No spic genes at all
>>211835414>>211835462she seemed like she'd be a good moralfag contestant too bad she just dipped out
should have let her stay just to observe hellhouse
>>211835472don't worry ill send my audition tape tomorrow when my mom is out of the house. ill turn this season into the best season ever.
>>211835476So those anons itt that wrote her paragraphs explaining why she shouldnโt do OFโฆwasted their time?
>>211835477there's no shower in season 1 house basement
freddy is unironically talking about "they took er jerbs"
>>211835414Uhhhhhh actually....
>jets actually being nice
Weird, but I dig it. But hes spot on on ngc amd giving the dude good advice. But, suburbs can get expensive too depending where.
>Would be cool but...
Josie constantly talking about things she would like to do but she doesn't think she will on this trip.
Steinful nigga what are you doing?
>>211835458we need a clip of that
>>211835472>whoever did casting
>>211835476She already had a nipslip the other day. I've already won.
>>211835476NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
at least post more sexy pics ang you little killer
>>211835522didn't see him talking about it but is he wrong?
>>211835487Smell like shit
Overpopulated
arrogant
low IQ
Not potty trained
caste system retards
>>211835546ugliest woman in fishtank history
>>211835522you cant work in a place that speaks gibberish instead of human
>>211835533Agreed, it's nice to see Jet go down to a human level with the Fish.
[Post thi
>>211835480He mentioned going to thrift stores looking for rare clothes as one of his interests.. which kind of sounds like something he might do on a whim time to time.
>30,000 in NYC
Buddy has big dreams, but that will go quick in nyc
you know Direnc is moving her legs by the muscles near her pussy, you know what does it means, it is unintentional, automatic, but real
>>211835533he is putting up with being nice to the retards so when he is cozy with ellie later it won't look creepy
>>211835533>>jets actually being nice>Weird, but I dig it. But hes spot on on ngc amd giving the dude good advice.shut up fatass jet
>>211835553how the fuck did payton get to the final 3? what an awful cast
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>>211835539Why do you care?
>>211835539He's just shacked up with her fucking until she leaves, can't blame the guy if it doesn't take more than that
>>211835533Give it up Mints. Jet is not going to fuck you
>>211834043 (OP)name of girl??????????????????????????????
>>211835475Ben too. That was their most pathetic moment imo.
>>211835414Sheโs so ugly lmao
CLAIRE PLEASE JIZZIN ME ARSE
reminder that jet told this retard he'll kick his fucking head in a day ago
s1 users have begun to put the early bird trophy at the start of their messages to identify each other among the masses
>>211835487You didn't stay in your containment subcontinent.
>I'll just buy bitcoin and 10x my money
Wow he really is retarded
This is some fucked up CIA mind control shit.
>>211835476she also said she will never show feet
look what the slut ended up doing
>>211835574same with binx, expect ellie to be in top 3 this season too
>>211835533>>211835562These retards need their pipedreams stomped out, not encouraged. Sam should be having this conversation with them.
>>211835579>animal>in>heat
>>211835575if nick and sam had a daughter it would like like drench
How bleak and grim will the final day of s4 be?
>>211835599>10x my moneybut 0x0=0
>>211835605She's awkward because she has a camera staring at her dude.
>be jew
>goal in life is move to new york
>>211835605CCP Spy doesnt even blink those bug eyes
>>211835500>>211835525Itโs my fault. I shouldโve known sheโd never do only fans.
Schizo time
>the week 2 twist is today
>the fish are all corraled into the cell
>they bring in eight new actual fish in the meantime and start s4 over again
>new fish are instructed to pretend the old fish dont exist at all or else they will be booted
>prod completely ignores the old fish and pretends theyre invisible
>they fuck it up massively and everything gets even worse
>>211835600I thought she decided she was going to show off her burn victim style cutting scars on her legs going forward? Now she's airbrushing/filtering them?
>still no freeloaders
kill me
is jet tipping his hand? is anyone actually listening to this rn because it is some very interesting shit
>>211835592Anytime i see Jet now all i can think is wow Claire licked that guy's ass. Crazy
>>211835654don't know about the rest of your retarded bullshit but the twist is activating today
>>211835487White people aren't allowed to be racist towards anyone aside from Indians nowadays, so we have to quadruple down on you guys while it's still acceptable
in s1 the cell was also on day 10
>>211835451he gets to have sex with young pale white women
So this delusional jew just thinks people will give him money forever?
How hard is it to spend a week brainstorming ideas for the show?
>>211835663I turned it off.
>>211835614He's letting him down easy tho, Sam's a bit too brutal.
>>211835592You too now, Mints? Your ass would be too much of a buffet for Claire.
>>211835690Seriously cannot fathom the mindset these wiggers have.
>>211835675Having white sperm inside her womb
HEAR THAT ANGIE
STREAM YOU LITTLE BRAT
if jet calmed down his ego and took accountability for his shit choices with the show he'd be so much more tolerable
>>211834775He is also always flexing
>>211835577Steinful, you flew your gf over to your country, just fucking take her out to do something cool while she's there. You can watch chinese people play Counter Strike later.
>>211835546>>211835575>>211835601>>211835653any pictures of her with makeup? she looks good even without
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he's getting it on
Is Jet actually right about NYC? It sounds plausible but I wouldn't know
>>211835476She needs to post more goon material bros
i want a rich pharma exec sadist bf who loves fishtank...
>>211835681This. Theyโre repeating the big things the same time they happened in s1
>>211834845This is so funny. Self hating loser who hates others in his own position. I like how "how can we ruin this place?" is implying r9k wasnt already a shithole. I visited r9k before jet and it was already horrible.
>>211835644Why is his head like that?
>>211835728If you worship nigger culture like Jet you'll love NYC.
>>211835529>awww... they DID get me crab legs.......
>>211835741any relation to owen?
>>211835620thank god they removed the stupid scanlines
>>211835751R9k is the best board on 4chan and always has been
>>211835728yeah it's fun to visit but it wouldn't be fun to live there
>>211835708What do the chinese do with all the white sperm their whore spies bring back
How much would you pay for a lick?
>>211835735you think he would have punched aryeh?
perfect little semen extractor
ice is doing fishtank style challenges on the prison stream you guys would love it, right now theyre playing fill the cup with water
>>211835741Me too teej. 1960โs Brian though before he became fully retarded
I'm a recovering addict and I mention this because I know what drug addiction looks like - Jet is clearly addicted to benzos and NOS and that is obviously why the show has gone to shit. Guy needs help.
>>211835531>still mogs any white girl on fishtankdamn that's brutal
>Aryeh stole Freddy's fishbucks and then accused Freddy of stealing his fishbucks
That was one of the most Jewish things I have ever seen.
>>211835728what did he say about it? I wasn't paying attention
>>211835774Shut up jimmy she isnโt chinese
>>211835765why do they always think they need lip fillers? without the filler she isn't bad at all
Why has Trump chickened out of the Iran war again?
>>211835790she was 17 here you sick fuck!
>>211835769the scanlines were awesome i miss them
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I am quite fond of the Freddy Disco Elysium memes, even if i think they are pretty forced and a single guy is spamming them
I love how the fanboys always defend the wiggers CONSOOMING by wasting money on shit like luxury watches and designer clothes. If you actually think there's any difference between that and wasting your money on video games/action figrues you're retarded
>>211835830Communism will win comrade
Just start hell house already you dumb retard.
>>211835824Art of the Israel cum guzzle
>>211835785Nah, Sam acts all grumpy alphachad, but he's also an autistic manchild tomfoolery enjoyer.
>>211835802what tips you off? the only time I've been annoyed with the wiggers drug use is bitchtank when they were doing coke all the time
>>211835830I haven't even seen any
>>211834243you should kill yourself for real straight up not joking. kill yourself.
>>211835632The final day of s3 was actually perfect for what the season turned out to be
>>211835728it's a lot of fun to visit but only if you have friends there. the tourist stuff is boring as hell but there are so many people there that you can find stuff going on for every interest group/subculture. especially if you like doing drugs
>>211835531Average norcal couple
>>211832130why didn't she look like that in the show??? that's like prime latina jailbait, like that italian girl that used to get posted all the time on /b/ in 2010
>angie enters the playroom dressed like this
what do you do?
Why is Jet doing this? Sam might be a retard too but at least heโs able to talk. Jet canโt put out a single sentence without stammering.
Jet unironically thinks autism is a superpower
Josie with her new boyfriend
Jet has no idea what autistic people are like. You think he would since wrangling them is basically his job.
>uh i have this one friend among thousands that makes huge money as mechanic in very specific industry, just be like him
>>211835821rip betty, lost fillers
>>211835865Attempt to hold her hand and pussy out
>>211835870if that nigger touched me he'd be picking his teeth up off the pavement
>>211835870That was so fucking funny
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If you find Angie attractive, you're probably a pedophile
>>211835873they will be fucking soon
Aryeh planning on Markyposting on stream after he leaves the tank!!
>take advice from me about how to fix your life
who is the biggest fan of the show? like who actually knows deeper than surface level? seems like it was jin but idk who it would be now
>>211835881>this guy is kinda retarded but he's good with carsthat's every mechanic
>>211835830> Volition [Challenging:Failure] - Goblina is gone...
>>211835414alyssa was pretty sexy in a psychotic way
>>211835850He has that benzo smile and his bursts of anger are typical of a xanax user.
>>211835861now she is gone too soon
>>211835869high functioning autism can be
>>211835825she's had braces for 5 years?
Has Jet done Seth's confessional yet?
>>211835902She's a flip hapa.
>>211834043 (OP)Before 4chan, I never saw Asian women in that way but now I need an azn wife. I blame all of you for my frustration.
These threads are straight up no better than /Josie/ and /Betty/ generals. Full of faggot simps who should get their asshole prolapsed (cuz theyd probably enjoy it). dead show, faggot reprobate fanbase.
I thought they casted Arye because listening to him is torture
have they done anything today?
>>211835797At least watch the metokur stream with her later. Can't believe I'm having to tell you how to date your gf, baka...
DON'T FUMBLE, I FORBID YOU!
>i'm buying a fucking 99mm glock
every season i'm baffled by how awful jet is at doing this. how the fuck are they looking for freeloaders one week into the new season? why isnt this something they had already planned out months ago?
how did Jet Neptune go from looking like a white fat guy, to Asian Russian mixxed mutt in just 4 years?
>>211835837Nigga didn't you buy a Switch 2?
>>211835937MDE has the best fans
>>211835805letty mogs that ugly bug
>>211835931this was a big cope campaign by spergs who were mad autism speaks wanted to eliminate their disability
>>211835934they skipped it
>>211835902italian and filipina, which is effectively mexican
>>211835940They haven't done anything for three days.
this is the worst show ever in history and jet neptune deserves to be sadistically tortured
>>211835937could not agree more. shame isnt it
Jet has ruined his own show
>I am an editor
now this is content
>>211835837Still not as retarded as continuing to simp for Cringeleigh
Is Jet right? Should I learn Adobe Premiere Pro if I want to get into video editing?
>>211835923never heard that, but I was a cokehead so I'm not familiar with the signs
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>>211835974everyone in existence is saying this
>>211835977Sheโs objectively ugly, literally has a recessed chin and no jaw
>>211835968Proof of Italian?
Where is Sam? This season is going nowhere
>>211835522I can't find work but Trump is moving maintains to keep illegals on farms. Like an American doesn't want to work on fucking farm!!!!
Shitting rn
Fishtank moments for this feel?
Did Jet just sneak diss Van?
>>211835991Just don't pay for it
>>211835940they haven't done anything since S3
can we get a bunch of cosplay costumes and have the girls wear them
>>211835865Massage her feet while explaining her worth is more than whatโs between her legs and talking about what she wants offer other beyond that.
brandon "niggerlover" buckingham
>nothing is free
tayleigh learned this
>>211835956A switch 2 is something I'll regularly use for close to an entire decade. It has utility.
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whats jet referring to with the manager shit?
>>211835937You don't have to open these threads
this little minx knows exactly what shes doing
putting her fertile, unimpregnated belly on display like that
REACT TO THE CONTENT RETARDS
stop posting the same 3 images.
>>211835957MDE's dead it's nu-MDE and all the fans are twice as big of faggots as they used to be
>>211835805>>211835958letty def doesnt mog, payton does tho
>>211836018Was he Jon's handler?
I appreciate Jet being real about it
>>211835991If you want to do YouTube shit Premiere and Vegas are interchangeable. Professionally, neither are industry standard software.
>>211836018What you stupid faggot?
>>211835931>>211835949autism is basically -5 CHR and +5 INT with a chance of having an added multiplier to skill growth
also +/-5 PER at random intervals
jet reminds me off boss baby
>>211836047WHAT FUCKING CONTENT?
WHERE IS IT?
i regret sharing angies tiktok i should of kept it a secret
>>211835991yes, you need to know adobe suite, use m0nkrus cracked
>>211836041retards like Jon and Burt probably
>>211836021Jetโs strategy for getting a job was to email every content creator he knew an offered to edit videos for $5/h
999 people rejected him and Sam accepted him - now heโs the worlds most popular young TV director!
>>211835906truth, i find her good looking, but it is problematic to be attracted in her, there are millions of people that will pay her for hanging out, she just need some luck to be associated with them
but it is easy road to drugs and being bogged at 30
Reminder that Jet can't get over 200 viewers on his streams alone without Sam.
He shouldn't be giving any advice on streaming or youtube.
>>211836051All the simp faggots and fans you hate have been around since the beginning
>j-jet is a bad person
>he teaches the fish how to improve their lives
GET FUCKED JETHATERS
>>211834043 (OP)Ellie doing nothing IS content
>>211835949In an increasingly digital world, it absolutely is.
The normaloid brain is vastly inferior, and I'm grateful to fellow autist bill gates for sterilizing you.
Clabi are watching Jet play dad to retards and are gushing wet right now.
They wanna get him back back back
>>211835991Adobe is cancer but Jet is right about Sony Vegas. For Aryeh, DaVinci Resolve is probably better.
>>211836068daniel is -5chr and -5int
not all autists are the same
>>211836052turn on your tripcode, Jin
>>211835977what is it about bellybutton rings bro
As the most disliked Fishtank resident ever, knowing that I donโt have to wake up every morning thinking Iโm getting sent home because of the night before and not needing to white knight because the contestants were too much of pussysโ( standford. And i got Lโs fo being a good freeloader during the cell then got Ws for that which started my downfall) Iโm no
@FrankHassleYT
but I did get simbal and Alex to stay. Peyton was also on board with dipping the night Alex โs wife showed up. And gained the houses trust where Alex literally left with me when he wasnโt even getting hassled lol( which I give mad props for it
@TheMonkeyCobra
, was pissed he talked shit about me live literally once I left) . Long tweet sorry. But maybe a pent house boys or bash bro appearance can set it up for hassling . And whoever you want out, Iโll just manipulate them. Thatโs my freeloader audition.
@wigger
@jetneptune_
#fishtank #fishtanklive ****
https://x.com/Connorrush_/status/1936863000981291061
>>211835991>Is Jet right?never
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
>THERE IS NONTENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
RED ALERT RED ALERT
THERE IS NONTENT IN THE TANK
>>211836071for real though
>>211836106What did Jet say about Vegas?
ATTENTION
Josiecels, stay the fuck away from Ellie, stick to your mexican man. Do not tarnish Ellie with your mental illness, you are not welcome here.
>>211836101s1 wasn't as bad, they were shamed constantly. it's constant simp posting now and has been for seasons
>>211835991DaVinci is good for beginners, but since Adobe is such an industry standard I'd learn the basics of Premiere
>>211836068Being intelligent makes your life worse
>>211836104Youโre ten times more of a normalnigger than me
#RapeJetNeptuneInFrontOfHisSister
>>211835959you have the disability, we're just the minority
>>211836121here
https://www.tiktok.com/@wutang.witch
>>211836122I can't be bothered reading all that
>>211836125we have seth tho, hes going crazy doing wheelies on ptz
>>211836068no it's not. actual autism is helmet wearing, head slamming against the wall retard
>>211836044they used to be funny and enjoyable to read at some point. there were always simps in these threads but this is the simp season. I want to chop angelina, ellie, and drinch simps heads off with a fireman's axe
>>211836122this is incomprehensible
>>211836130To never use it
>>211835998>retarded poster on ftlno way
>>211836045>'W' carved into her hipwat means
Can Aryeh find true love?
>>211836133There was more simp posting s1 than any other season, Josie literally won the whole show solely off the back of tens of thousands of deranged brown simps
>>211836122Himothy was a good freeloader
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>>211836065Does Sam and the Wigger Crew ever have another talking point? Enough with the skill crap.
>>211836137what's your favorite c++ compiler and why is it GCC?
i thought arye was like 40 wtf
>>211836133This is such a fucking lie. 80% of the season one threads were people posting โcute wosies!โ you fucking retarded nigger kill yourself you faggot.
I don't know why I didn't realise Ellie would have been 17 when the auditions for S4 were first happening
>>211836122People who have been on the show regardless of how short become so fucking pathetic. Just move on with your lives god damn
>>211835931High functional autism isn't what autistic retards think it is. It means you have an IQ above 80.
Autists are retarded and latch onto the wrong things and think autism is some kind of a super power because they read ''high function'' and it reads to them like ''wow I have high functions? wow I am such a smart boy''
Nigger, it means you are not bellow 80 IQ and you are not eating your own feces and punching your head all the time
what are your skills? The only things I'm naturally good at are writing and shooting.
>>211836173what ever happens in the playroom, stays in the playroom
>>211836157that's low functioning autism where you're also retarded
autism just fucks up the social and senses part of your brain at best at worst it also gets the cognitive part
>>211836171We don't glaze proud abortionists in these Christian threads. Get into the pit of fire, bitch.
>>211836045claire should make videos like this
>>211836178Yes some woman is going to be riding his Big Jewish Cock after the show.
Autism literally has changed and improved the world. All the inventors that made a difference in society were autists, from Newton to Tesla.
>>211835977>katoimagine getting mogged by your own mother
>>211836052Payton is hideous, it actually makes me homicidal that people find her attractive
>>211836190this. nobody remembers how the very first day mods stickied a spinning josie in the corner of the thread?
>>211836189He started balding and developing head ridges in his teens
With hair he looks 50, it only grows on the sides
>>211836109daniel isn't an autisit. he has a rhotacism and was mercilessly bullied into social retardation for it
Reminder that Josie who won s1 and had the most simps ever, who streams multiple times every week, has not made it
>>211836178aryeh is interesting
I hate jews with a burning passion but have a soft spot for him because of his retardation and autism, he has passions which most people these days don't
he's smarter than people think too. a woman with patience could love him
>>211836131fuck you, i'm allowed to like whatever fishtank girl i want.
>>211836198and Jet still cast her, what does that say?
>>211836221She's literally just young and thin. That's her only +, but for some that's enough..
>>211836196>ambush a guy on a chain who can only use one had to fight back>still leave with only a handful of candy daniel was the waped one in this interaction tbqh
>>211836219tesla got btfoed by neurotypical chad edison though. bad example
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Would Haryeh have more aura than Aryeh?
>>211836228He has rhotacism from being a cleft palated retard
get this mfer some liquor
>>211836018He said when he leaves the show a long haired unshaven guy will want to be his manager and the only person who fits that description is Van (love america)
>Jet actually giving good advice to Aryeh
what the heck /ftl/ told me he was an evil guy
It doesnt take a lot to make the show good, just be retarded Jet thats pretty fucking funny
>>211836232She is niche content within niche content, none of these people will make it.
>>211836190I was on twitter for season one left and came here during season 2
>>211836232Define โmade itโ
She regularly takes international vacations now and has previously only held a job as Trash Sorter
Jet Neptune dating advice
>>211836232Don't the girls at least get enough paypigs to survive?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750573711682421.mp4
@claire
>>211836198Jet groomed her
>>211836221How can you find Letty beautiful and not Payton? Yeah she's a lesbian and all that but in terms of just looks, she is undeniably good looking.
>>211836246i wish he had his crazy jewish clown hair still
>breakfast isn't real
Jet is a genius
this fat nigga doesn't believe in breakfast?
What does Jet have against breakfast?
>>211836232she had a small dedicated fanbase
>>211835870How did she react to this? To a nigger touching her?
>>211836221Payton is hot but not attractive if that makes sense. Like she's perfect as a model but there's just nothing there for me
>getting your own appartment is propaganda psyop
>also breakfast is not real
jet it up
this guy has so much incel rage its insane....which is crazy since he factually gets pussy.
jet's 100% right about living with your family but knowing his home life and that he changed his name to goodson really taints the advice coming out of his mouth.
>>211836200>In comparison to the general population, a larger proportion of autistic individuals achieve scores in the gifted range (140+ IQ)normicide is inevitable
>>211836241Sheโs not even thin though, sheโs just of average weight
aura farming and hype moments
>>211836281He failed the breakfast question.
>>211836279unironically hes right, and the reason was profit.
>>211836228he went to special needs school idiot
he even mentioned how HE was the one doing the bullying at school
he is clearly autistic
>>211836256They have their moments
>>211836213wait til you find out most young women think this way, doesnโt mean they canโt change, you should know this but youโre a neet
what did you have for breakfast?
>but breakfast isn't real
>>211835790Her TikTok is pure goon material
>>211836270Jet barely ever wears a belt.
>having parents that love you is rare
Jet...
>>211836198she is quite literally barely 18, you couldn't make it anymore Mayli like
What the fuck is this look, aren't things going well?
>>211836297and not taint in like an invalidates it way, more just makes it kind of funny
>>211836281he wakes up at 11am
>>211836294The first one is real though
freddy and alex b archetypes are the best for this show, alex b just gets a little too mad i like how freddy is much more chill but still same energy
Honestly Jet is a nice guy
>>211836241this is wrong she has a bunch of model features
those features arent actually that popular among men but women and gay men like them
also she is very symmetrical which is objectively attractive
>>211836277Because she looks awful, she has a completely flat midface, recessed palate, insanely uneven lips, a giant chin and 0/10 body genetics
>>211836282has*. Her stream today just proved that.
>>211836270I see he has failed his general hygiene rules
>>211836281>MFW the lunch menu only starts at 11 am
>>211836295Jimmy is spiritually an incel
>>211836270>General hygiene. White teeth, washed hair
>>211836336Shut up mints he is not
>>211836297Heโs just repeating Samโs advice, which Sam also didnโt follow himself
chinese families also donโt really live in the same house in most of the country, the meta is parents work in the big cities and their kids live grandparents in the country side where the family can afford a house
>>211836336This is all a cover for when he pulls Ellie in there
tiktok being HEVC means I have to reencode it all
Maybe in 10 years sites will adopt it
i really like jet rn i cant even lie
why is Jet being kinda wholesome for
>>211836334Alex b was hilarious
>>211836337She does not have model features, you have no idea what youโre talking about
>>211836198She was a last minute replacement.
>>211836336he is literally only doing this to trick ellie into a "streamer bootcamp" after the show
>>211836348I still can't understand it. Josie is so fucking ugly.
>play some vidya
>have a wank
>eat
>have a shower
>check stream
>cell STILL not started
>>211836365god I miss that little fuck piece
lel
md5: cb22c129a277fc1e565002809cb63c98
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>dude, skydiving challenge
>>211835978her mom seems cool from what Iโve see
Jet has always been a wholesome little tard
>>211836292Letty being ugly hot with big tits on a small frame, and her showing feet 24/7 makes her mog a lot of these people
>>211836190>>211836179and it's gotten way worse since then, I wholly disagree that s1 had more simp posters than the seasons that followed
>>211836315You know what? You can get into the pit along with this bitch.
>>211836336is what we would be saying if he didn't rape the fish
>>211836375yes that being said he is still my favorite contestant of all time, nigga says some funny shit
Quick reminder that all of the jet cocksucking in these past few threads are nintz and ben typing furiously while trading buttjobs and huffing gas
Brandon buckingham puts a camera in the face of retarded negro gangsters while they talk about how they murder and steal and then when one of them dies he has like this somber commentary about it
He stinks
>>211836410Then youโre outing yourself as a casual
>>211836173Never noticed this
Is Bubby Winston?
>>211836396Nothing starts on this show any day before 7
Ellie just changed her bloody pad
MOVE THE PTZ I NEED TO SEE ELLIE
>>211836339>flat midface>recessed palate>uneven lipsGoing all out with the lookism shit. That shit is all bullshit to make you feel insecure, none of it matters. You've blinded yourself with ideology if you think any of that seriously makes Payton ugly.
>>211836324It is the tho :'(
I would watch Aryeh make videos about the history of cartoons.
>>211836423We donโt huff gas
is it a black pill or a white pill that even freaks like Aryeh and Daniel are most likely going to get groupie pussy after this show ends?
So since all the girls have been kicked the season is about neet retard crashout rehabilitation? Acceptable I guess
this shit is taking way too long the advice sucks dick and Jet is a retarded faggot
>>211836295'incel' and 'involuntary celibate' are effectively different groups that mostly overlap but aren't coextensive by necessity. jimmy is an incel who fucks
>>211836430the only thing i know about him is his appearance on season 1 and i thought he was really lame and corny there
>>211836430He gonna get shot one day if he keeps hanging out with the wrong crowd
Angie's free simpbuddies, she dropped sharpfart
Jet is a le heckin wholesome chungus who only goons the contestants out of an act of charity
>>211836431I've watched 24/7 in these threads since s1
what other contestants have generals on /bant/ besides s1 contestants?
>>211836295all the pussy he gets is off of clout for being on an internet show. its not real and he knows it. its just like paying for sex. might be worse considering hes just being used as a stepping stone
>>211836430these street interview channels are retarded. like when alex at channel 5 went to interview some violent gangster felon who was appealing for his guns back who had them taken away because he was obviously violent and paranoid
only nonwhites could find this thing attractive
>>211836453This post should replace the porn ads at the top of every board. Very true
I don't like her look of distress here.
they are just killing time until sam gets there to start the cell arent they
this dirty trollop doesnt leave the house with any bra or underwear
shes always ready for free use at any time with anyone
>>211836413I am forgiven by Christ, not by a neet on ftl lmao fuck off goober
>>211836453listening to punk music doesn't make you a punk
>>211836451wtf has happened to Abi
brooooooooooooooos
Fishtank is a 24/7 reality show where contestants are locked in a fully monitored smart house, terrorized by the audience
>>211836453Itโs pathetic to see you coping with your linguistic relativism nonsense after a week of getting BTFO in these threads
>>211836449White pill because they're also going to get rape accusations like Jimmy.
>>211836336I'd be his friend unironically but I also wish he wasn't the guy running the show
Jet sneak dissing Steinful
>>211836490She got raped by Jet
>>211835624>only 173brootal
>>211836471Literally binx
40
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binx was a cunt but i miss her body
STOX UPDATE
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potential for ARYE to gain some ground on FRDY and DNRC. buy cautiously, but confessional with jet is going well and positive TTS going through. sell ELLI buy ARYE, though cautiously
>>211836472im pretty sure its real when its wrapped around his big juicy tardcock
>>211836475which agencies have you worked with?
Revel in horror at the FISHTANK! Watch as contestants get therapy sessions one on one while the others sleep and lie around!
>>211836497i like betty natalie mars haircut
>>211836221>Payton is hideous, it actually makes me homicidal that people find her attractiveim not a big payton fan, but shes objectively more physically attractive. Ellie more attractive in totality tho. Taylor best of both worlds, this is the definitive ranking.
>>211836517kek I realized that after I typed that reply
>>211836232she did, because she can live off of it
Aryeh's Aryans reporting in.
>>211836396Slow down lad. You're doing too much in one day
>>211836490dark abi broke her
I kinda want Aryeh to win now
>>211836500Itโs really odd how frequently people fall back on the โits better to kill babies than grow up with a foster familyโ argument
>>211836497>>>>>>>>>/bant/
>>211836501genuinely curious who you think i am
>>211836439Looks are objective, sorry. Weโre insecure because we have no value and are treated as such. If you want me to put Paytonโs ugliness in to easier terms to understand I can. She has a man body, zero tits, zero ass and isnโt skinny. Ungoonable.
>>211836486Sam isn't coming back in this season.
>>211836534Taylor is not even remotely attractive
>>211836534>the definitive rankingThe fact you factored in Taylor makes it not so
there's going to be little spinner e-girls like Betty bouncing all over areya's big jewish schlong
>>211836507What did he say about steinful?
Was Jet scouting Aryeh as an editor earlier when he asked him if he could use Premiere?
>>211836534taylor is short and pudgy, out of the three she's last facewise as well. she has titties which is nice
>>211836552abi looks like a tranny version of dave mustaine
These two run the house and they WILL fuck
Aryeh was built to make video essays about cartoons, he shouldn't stream.
has angeroni said anything about daniel trying to hold her hand at night?
>>211836501you're such a fucking moron
>>211836580He deserves it
>>211835906>elliefags calling anyone pedophilesok
ANGIE IS FUCKING RICH ALREADY
WTF
PAYPIGGY MONEY IS INSANE
https://throne.com/purplemoths/gifters
>>211836567A guy who has been claiming that โincelโ doesnโt mean โinvoluntarily celibateโ in /Ftl/ threads
Go back to /Frindle General/, pseud
>>211835755cutis verticis gyrata
>>211836556I prefer the "I wouldn't give a shit if my mom aborted me" argument
>>211836525I casted for ann demeulemeester ss17
>>211836570I'm talking to a wall at this point. Give it a few years, you'll grow out of it.
>>211835531it took you more than a week to find a slight, there are lots of profile shots where she looks good
>>211836522further to this point ARYE told jet he wants to buy bitcoin so likelihood of him winning has gone through the roof. dump SETHA all in on ARYE.
I hope you guys are taking notes.
/vgl/ - Vegan Patriot Live is a 24/7 interactive reality show following Vegan Patriot and Incel Bin Laden hosted on the ip2 network
The funny thing is that this is the cell and its the viewers cell. Watching Jet talk to autists about how to jump start a career when he is only where he is at due to right place right time right cock to suck
>>211836575objectively i think she is mogged by payton and ellie but idk desu, she's got that je ne sais quoi.
>>211836585they're looking for a s3 episode editor that will work overtime for scrap
>>211836613take it to bant faggot
is this the angie onlyfans waiting room thread?
>>211836611actually a good tip if you're like a highschooler lmao
>>211836637I make 6 figures
i should build my machine
THE MACHINE
>THE MACHINE
THE MACHINE
>THE MACHINE
THE MACHINE
>THE MACHINE
THE MACHINE
>THE MACHINE
THE MACHINE
>THE MACHINE
>>211836604I accept your concession
>>211836620the meaning has changed to mean men who hate women. yeah, i hate that normies decided that too, but it is what it is.
>>211836552Dark Abi was better
>>211836627Iโm not making it a few years
>>211836297>>211836363What did Jet say about living with family?
>>211836451Yeah finally. Total simp death
>>211836585Get him in the tank
>>211836620that was the first post i've made about this, and if you think language and meaning aren't constructed you're genuinely retarded
>>211836488Yeah, God loves your sorry ass for simping for this absolute trash. Two thumbs up.
>Freddie getting everyone to cire pledge of allegiance for no reason
FREDTRIOTS IN CONTROL
>>211836396Your life is so gay and pathetic its hilarious
fishtank is jets machine but he used sams money to pay everyone else do build it for him
>>211836613>only 301.43Thatโs nothing.
>>211836628>it took you more than a week to find a slight, there are lots of profile shots where she looks goodno profile shots that are close up
this is the first one in 9 days and ellie simps are seething
People HATE AI art
Don't do it Aryeh
>>211836626you were an unpaid intern almost 10 year ago got it kek
>>211836661No, the meaning of โincelโ means โinvoluntarily celibateโ and people like you want the term, which is an abbreviation, to mean something new because you dislike what the word means
I don't care if Jet is heckin wholesome chungus I just want him to stay in the fucking basement
starting a channel using ai thumbnails is a guarantee you're gonna get buried among the sea of indian slop channels
Jet needs to wash his greasy fucking hair
>>211836593>eating jets ass is my business... and business is good
Is it just me or is the stream stuttering for anyone else? My connection is fine, ran a bunch of tests.
>>211836692His skill was getting Sam "Don't pay taxes ever" Hyde to give him money for this in the first place
>>211836707She is literally brat imuoto coded
>>211836711And what have you done? You jerk off to Payton LOL
>>211836534i like this picture
>>211836728It comes and goes throughout the day
>>211836728it's working fine on my machines, anon
>no fanart
>no music
>nothing creative at all has come from season 4 aside from 2 shitty wojak edits for dan and ange
>>211836715well, even if jimmy isnt an incel, he acts like one and i dont know what word to use, so i'm calling him one.
Seth is still a noncharacter, if he goes nothing changes. He's not another bro to watch in the tank, he's not another sperg autist, he's just there. He's not even a good wigger
>>211836270lmao this is amazing
>>211836683The word โincelโ, short for involuntarily celibate, means a person who is celibate involuntarily
Many take this personally and want to change the terms meaning into something which supports their ideology โsideโ but theyโre coping
You canโt refute this and so now attack a straw man argument, by claiming I suggested something I didnโt
Kill yourself fast
For how much of an AI gay guy Jet is, Iโm surprised heโs actually being reasonable about how using AI art for cartoon essays is a bad idea.
>>211835991AI replaces you in 8 months
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SIMPABLE MID FREELOADER JET
Please tell me they are skipping Seth again. i want him to be skipped in everything until he quits.
>>211836768I've seen art of angie you have to look in the right places
>>211836651we should start planning on how to get angie to do more hardcore stuff
it would be a bummer if she only went as far as bikini selfies
we need to strategize on how to get her to do serious porn, and the earlier we start the better
any thoughts?
>>211836299Made up horseshit. I looked it up and the source for autists scoring as gifted in higher rates is ''The Embrace Autism'' who don't give any numbers, they just say it's true.
I looked for specific numbers and the general population have a rate of 1% of gifted (140+ IQ) while the autistic population have 0.7% to 2% so it may be higher or it may be lower depending on who you ask.
I found that autistic people do better on a single test called Raven's Matrice which is therefore preferred by every autist and that's what they give to autists because they score higher on this one specific test.
>>211836782All that matters is the fact that 99% of human advancement has come from incels. And 99% of modern culture is downstream of incels online
>>211836774>join tank >do nothing>cry in confessional10/10 best fish ever
>>211836797It's unlistenable, I tried
>>211836797It's Ben and Chris...no it's not good.
>>211836768I've seen some fanart
>>211836688Yep, Christ does love me. Iโd suggest getting your house sorted before throwing stones while on a ftl thread on a Saturday afternoon big guy
>>211836724he definitely does, but also there's something about the post processing on the hd cam that makes everyone and everything look insanely greasy
>>211836797No, Chris and Ben are pretty dumb and rarely say anything of substance
Ben is funnier on Fishtank than he is on his own show
theyre doing the mints name someone post it
>>211836299Autists are Normies
JET IS RAPING ELLIE IN CONFESSIONAL
>>211836651>>211836678>>211836707im starting to fear the simps spoiling her so early might ruin it
i hate those fucking hopeless fucks so much
>you have really nice handwriting
Why is my future wife hitting on Jet Neptroon?
>day 9
>total of 1 and a half fish can deliver content
grim
>>211836815he needs to start acting like a proper early 2000's wigger, crip walk, ghetto nickname like Shizzle or something. ANYTHING
>>211836828He hasn't been funny since Famous House.
>>211836303damn steinful lets random black people put their hands on his girl... ?
This is what I thought was going to happen, the grifter thing wasn't serious. She'll go to college, get a job and leave the chud nonsense behind.
I hope Ellie's helicopter dad sues
Ellie WILL rim Jet, if you can't see it I'm sorry.
>>211836850I just watch from afar I've never interacted with any fish
>>211836823stop abusing yourself
>>211836823dumb ass nigga think its saturday
>>211836808yet incels eat the most shit from everyone by far
really interesting world we have
>>211836688 #
Yep, Christ does love me. Iโd suggest getting your house sorted before throwing stones while on a ftl thread on a Sunday afternoon big guy
god asian people are FUCKING ANNOYING
>IDK if you noticed my fatherless behavior or not
what did she meant by this?
>>211836823>I lust after this trash woman, this is what Christ intends for me Try actually reading The Bible to absorb the meaning instead of going "Tee hee, Christ loves me for being lazy and so self-assured in my simp antics"
>>211836850sheโll make way more from OF
>>211836782yes, this is the way in which the term was coined (i'm willing to bet you haven't even read henry flynt who was the first do put forward 'involuntary celibates' as a distinct social group) but is no longer the dominant way in which the word is used. i have no ideological motivation here, i have no strong feelings about incels one way or the other. unless you're willing to actually try to defend linguistic prescriptivism you have no argument here.
who the fuck would take life advice from jet lmao
>>211836808Also wrong, a great degree of human advancement has come from VOLcels, such as Newton, Tesla, Mendeleev, etc - but each of these men was repeatedly propositioned by women for marriage which the VOLcels rejected
INcels have made very few notable contributions to global development
volcels succeed because they have a passionate focus on something besides women which then attracts women to them, incels focus on women and their difficulties and then waste all of their energy on nothing
Imagine being her asian father and watching this nigga Jet lecture ellie about where she should take her life
>>211836884It's hard to feel sympathy when 99% of incels are like that of their own volition. It's the same with fat people.
Jet giving life advice is so funny
>>211836889I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRADES
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SOMEONE SAYING YOUR LUNCH SMELLS
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PARENTS
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT 'YELLOW FEVER'
SHUT UP ASIAN PEOPLE
>>211836898Coming on fishtank.
>>211836793did he say one is coming?
>don't listen to your father he doesn't know what's best for you like I do
>seth and dan just walking around aimlessly
it's fucking insane how nontent they are
Would you let Goran give life advice to your 18 year old daughter?
>do NOT become a doctor
>you NEED to be a streamer after the show, and I can help with that. Josie is still making mad bank and getting a ton of views, and I really see her in you. After the show, no matter what happens, I'm gonna make sure you have the skills to do it.
please someone tell me they clipped freddy
>>211836925They were incels, they were unlovable
>>211836850it could go either way
the moment the money slows down she will feel pressure to start on onlyfans
or she could just change her mind and leave it all behind her and live a normal life
>>211836807are you really hinging your argument on the invalidity of Raven's?
>widely regarded to be a preeminent measure of high-level analytical reasoning, the Ravenโs Progressive Matrices>has been empirically demonstrated to assay the ability to infer rules, to manage a hierarchy of goals, and to form high-level abstractions>Broadly recognized as a paramount metric of reasoning and problem solving, the Ravenโs Progressive Matrices is believed to be a โparadigmaticโ measure of fluid intelligence
>>211836651bubby is going to pimp her out on onlyfans, even if it takes some tough love tactics to convince her
>>211836942this grooming is getting out of control. jet is doing it in our face
>dont listen to your father, its just asian pressure, come work on my reality show
I'm no pro on body language but it seems to me that she wants to get as far away from jet as possible
>>211836927You donโt know what involuntary means
>>211836923>>211836928His skill was being lucky at a specifically right time in someone else's life.
Jet given some really insane advice to a 18 year old Asian with a father who can pull stings to get you into a top uni. Just ride that train and live it up
>>211836955You have no idea what youre taking about
Successful incels either become volcels or get laid - no successful incel exists for more than a few days, only failures
>jet trauma dumping to ellie
KEK wtf is this
>>211836978yet she came on his show. curious!
I wouldn't be able to look her in the eye while speaking either her eye contact is so intense
Watching Jet flirt makes me sick
ellie's dream is to put gaffers tape on the floor
GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE JETT
Ellie would be a good housewife.
the only thing I like about seth is that he's always rolling around in a wheelchair just because
>I just wanna be a production assistant
We all know why she came on the show.
So Ellie just wants to be a housewife essentially?
Jet reminds me of some run of the mill Emo bad burnout post 10 years of fame rn
wish they would put up a daily schedule or something so i knew nothing is happening for the next 3 hours
>I just want to be a production assistant
Jets grooming is working
>dude dont waste your time going to school that your dad will pay for and getting a six figure salary, stream instead i can help with that hehe
>Jet giving out employment advice
>>211836990It's fucking retarded. A doctor father means you get into a medical school very easily. Then 2 years in, you get into the easy rotations. Then you get into whatever residency you want. Having a doctor parents is a fucking fast track to also being a doctor.
>>211836990he should've skipped Ellie
I like the idea of making movies (my baseless conception of what making movies even is)
>whe I've hired someone I never asked about collage
and it shows in the product
>>211836978she has hit on Jet several times since she first arrived and called him and Ben cute
>>211836978it's literally the opposite
Iโm a rich white guy. Ellie should become my wife.
>>211837020it's his signature move
>tts: marry a rich man
>ellie: very true
Goran is in
>>211837025She wants to work in the basement. Seriously, that's what she's saying.
Someone please clip Ellie saying "Sorry dad" I need to use it for a few things
>>211836998โBecoming a volcelโ is still being an incel you still will never be attractive to women, being an incel doesnโt mean being a slave to desire, you can sublate that which is what all great men (all incels) have done
do you think ellies dr dad is the korean half or the viet half
or which side is more likely to be the schizo drug addict side
based jet trying to get pickme ellie to ruin her life
>>211837024so cringe. if this was a good show they would humiliate these fan faggots
>>211837052That's being polite to a "boss" type thing.
>>211837051i completely believe this
>>211837060I call dibs on your bpd hapa daughters in 16 years
>jet was in the navy
explains why he's such a faggot
>>211836898Didn't she say something about living with her 30-year-old sister? Maybe she doesn't live with her dad.
>>211837045he fucked up anyway having his child be on this show
jin was the superior asian
>>211837079No more blacked edits anon
>>211836472>all the pussy he gets is off of cloutThat's how everyone gets pussy, anon. You're delusional if you think otherwise.
Inb4 you point out extreme outliers that are irrelevant to the point like the handful of guys who studied PUA for 1000s of hours so they could get laid from mom's basement when if they'd just done something to acquire money and/or fame they would get laid just as easy and also have something else to show for their effort.
>people are seriously paying money to give advice to a girl that wont even listen
>>211837045Except becoming a doctor is fucking hell it takes ten years of schooling
Why is Jet suddenly getting a lot more personal with Ellie compared to Daniel/Aryeh...
>>211837132>t. pedo self inserter
>>211837129No way he knows what she is really doing
>>211836898She said her and her dad aren't that close and mentioned sending a text to give him the news she's not gonna be a doctor so presumably she doesn't see or talk to him a ton
>>211837142which is a non-issue for non-whites, they fail upwards
>>211837198Nah theyโre still bald by 30 so itโs the same issue
>>211836808You cite history and you don't understand it. Celibacy was a religious term. It was a virtue to be celibate. They had the strength to not worry or lust over women. Guys like Isaac Newton weren't crying in their bedrooms every night wasting 16 hours a day crying about tfw no gf on r9k. I'm not sure if incels as you know them existed back then.
>>211837344Leibniz debunked this lol, pure idolatry
>>211837045So fucking true 25% of my med school classmates have doctor parents at our school the other 75% have doctor parents.
>>211835605asian pussy is way too strong it needs to be classified as a weapon of mass destruction
>>211836034You could have just bought a bing bing wahoo device from Valve and used that to pirate the games that will be on the Switch 2 for a decade.