Thread 211835627

I enjoy how this kino is making so many retards seethe

it is?

Based. I love seeing all the incel rage
>muh woke because child birth
>muh woke because cheating is bad
>muh woke because the infected are evolving

>>211835627 (OP)
using the word "kino" to describe something you like is peak retard desu

Alphaposting is going to be the next big thing on /tv/.

>>211835960
lurk more

>>211835627 (OP)
Maybe it's just a shitty movie.

Maybe you're just a gay retard for being mad that people hate it.

>>211835627 (OP)
Bongs are pathetic.

>>211835627 (OP)
You are the retard. Kill yourself.

>>211835647
To be fair it basically is. /tv/ just alternates between complaining that everything is a reboot or a rehash then complaining anyway because something is NOT a reboot or a rehash

>>211835965
my only concerns with this film and the next are; the Alphas introduction, reduces the threat of the normal infected as a way to be cannon fodder. and the Alpha taking center stage as a main threat which can't be one shotted by an arrow.

>>211835965
blue board

>>211836308
This is a rehash. It goes the shit at the end like the last two

>>211835627 (OP)
It's just a tired franchise that never should have been a franchise. Was an ok first movie, everything else has been trash or truly horrifically bad.

The comics are actually surprisingly decent.

>>211837663
>negress becomes main character in the comics and cucks jim

>>211835627 (OP)
I knew coming out of the kinoplex this movie was going to filter some normie casuals.

>>211837695
yuck.

>>211835627 (OP)
The only thing that makes me seethe is how the RAGE VIRUS is still around 28 years later. Especially since the first movie showed that ragecels don't eat food so they would all die after a month and as long as they don't infect anyone else before the end of that month it doesn't spread since it's spread through bodily fluids. Not to mention that they should die of exposure since they're too MAD to stay warm during an average UK winter.

>>211835627 (OP)
I enjoyed Halloween Ends for the same reason, when you don't care about the franchise these type of entries are more enjoyable

>>211836468
Already got posted before and jannies didn't give a shit

>>211838956
They evolved, which is common across the zombie genre. They were shown eating a couple times here.

>>211836468
Surely there'll be at least one anon that can make a humorously censored edit

>>211835627 (OP)

It's a weird movie. I love parts of it, but other parts are just weird and didn't work. It's a bunch of sequences with no proper progression or story to tell.

>>211835627 (OP)
I'm a retard and I'm not even paying much attention to it, so I don't have an opinion about it.

>>211835627 (OP)
It's a great film. Fresh editing choices, good direction, didn't go with any cliched ideas most would have thought of for a 28 years later sequel. Rooted in Englishness but deeply critical of the kind of post-war kitsch Britishisms lens people presently see England through. I'm from the North East of England and so I connect with what Spike's mam said of the angel of the north monument, and I've been to Hadrian's wall and Holy Island many times. I just don't think Americans can connect with the film because they're a fundamentally rootless people by the nature of their settler, colonial state.

>>211835627 (OP)
What's up with the kung fu guys in wigs?

Fell for It Again Award: The Movie

>>211838664
Faggot shils are working overtime for this piece of shit.

People who only know this series through watching the intro to 28 Weeks on YouTube watched 28 Years and got an eyeful of Boylekino

>A dozen fully armed and armored soldiers land on the island
>Shoot two zombies, fall down running, get eaten
Why were they so fucking retarded?

>>211839786
>I just don't think Americans can connect with the film because they're a fundamentally rootless people by the nature of their settler, colonial state.
Most "native English" are German, and half your country is now brown. Sit down and be quiet.

>>211841370
>Most "native English" are German
no?
>and half your country is now brown
we're 85% white and 75% white british

>>211835627 (OP)
I literally walked out of my screening during this scene

>>211841591
I thought you were going to post the zombie giving birth.By the time the movie ended my expectations were already destroyed.

>>211841516
That is not what /pol/ said and /pol/ is always right

>>211841591
wtf... lmao

>>211841516
>we're 85% white and 75% white british
Lying about us doesn't help

>>211842265
>>211842060
Literally ONS statistics from 2021. Obviously not happy about it, but it's a million miles away from "half your country is now brown" - something actually true of the United States

>>211841650
>I thought you were going to post the zombie giving birth.By the time the movie ended my expectations were already destroyed.

>>211841591
is this real?

>>211842391
that's a webm of a propaganda video from 10 years ago

>>211835739
Pretty much sums it up. It's a jimmy saville cult which makes the scene so much more twisted but retarded americans keep saying
>muh power rangers!
The entire film was kino and one of the most innovative films I've seen in over a decade.

>>211835627 (OP)
I don't know if anyone here actually watched it

>>211842427
She's a zombie you sick fuck. Do you watch other animals give birth too?

>>211842437
Right, the demographics are even worse now.

>>211842525
>my zombie movie....with GORE?????
Your expectations were misplaced my tokophobic friend

>>211842543
yeah, from 90% white to 85% white. quite a shocking change in 10 years, especially for areas that were 97% white as late as 2020. But half of the country is not brown

>>211842613
Do you think gore and childbirth are the same thing?

>>211839139
post it. i'm curious and have no interest in actually watching this slop

>>211842652
I think this is a weird thing to be getting sensitive about in a zombie movie. Captain Sugartits probably has a movie out soon, maybe watch that.

>>211842697
she heard the screaming and walked towards it, what are you talking about?

>>211842722
It's a weird thing to put in the movie, Mr. Shill.

>>211842697
>>211842652
>>211842427
At least tell me the first half is kino before it turns into mommy issues the movie?

>>211842652
Birth of anything is gorey anon

>>211842768
It was retarded

>>211842797
The movie only starts to get good when the son realizes his father is a piece of shit who is violating his marriage vows and dishonoring his mother.

>>211842391
London =/= Britain you mongoloid

>>211842797
The first half is kino, yes. Once the son and father get back to the village and the son starts acting like a faggot that's when it starts to suck.

>>211842777
Not even the first time there's been a zombie childbirth in a movie. It's a fairly standard thing in the genre, Cannibal Holocaust has a baby eating scene and Dawn of the Dead has a zombie giving birth.
>>211842866
Brutally filtered

>>211842797
The movie is great up until the dad leaves the movie. It's tense and has great interactions. It goes to shit after that
Don't listen to this fag shill >>211842834 the movie turns into a weird comedy soap opera

Shills have no response besides saying "filtered" repeatedly.

>>211835627 (OP)
I just want the trilogy

>>211836356
Like the original, humans will be the ultimate villain. Hence the Jimmys

>>211842916
Ralph Fiennes is kino, but there's two types of people - you either hate the ending or you love it.

>>211835739
lol my exact thoughts. i like danny boyle though so i gave it a pass at least there were no niggers

>>211835739
>JIMMY SAVILE POWER RANGERS
..............what?

Making only half a good movie only gives you half a good score. I'm not just going to ignore the bad parts even if a portion of it was enjoyable.

>>211842935
I dunno mate if someone is surprised at a zombie birth in a zombie movie they're probably beyond hope. That's the state of seethe on this film.

>>211843002
One of the alphas was black. He had a big dick.

>>211842971
>>211843009
Fuck off back to your containment board.

>>211842797
The two halves are quite different but both are good.

>>211843134
>The ending that saved Cinema

shills have been going overtime on this flick, i’m willing to bet the guy who samefagged himself for hours for the past 2 days is in here

>>211843085
Not every guy with a big dick is black, cuck.

>yesterday audience score was 66%
>now it’s in the 80s but critic score went down
I love it when the diehard fans of a film instantly go and make a thousand reviews when they realize it sucks ass lmfao

>>211843233
Samson was a pakistani actually. And they make a point to not kill him for no reason.
>>211842935
that’s funny as fuck that you mention it because the same guy kept replying “filtered” to everything yesterday

>>211842902
Britishally filtered

>>211841591
>0:09
kek not even walking dead is this cringe

>>211843325
I'm pretty sure the guy complaining about pregnant zombies all over the place can only be one guy, see
>>211842902
You can add Braindead and Army of the Dead to the list.

>>211843403
filtered

>>211843478
>>211843434
filtered

Don’t need to go back and pick up that gun m8. Got mi bow m8. Don’t need guns, need me bow m8. Just be using me bows around here m8. Would still av ur head if u used a bow like me m8.

I believe Sampson isn’t a bad infected, he’s just chasing his next morphine high since the doc loves shooting him with those darts.

>>211843478
>>211843325
Just proving us right, this movie was Joker 2 for the UK. Remember people tried to defend Joker 2 too? They must’ve been filtered as well kek

>>211843547
>Samson
>Temple
>Group of people who could be described as Philistines

At least fucking try, honestly what a pile of shite

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE DOCTOR HAVE 28 YEARS WORTH OF MORPHINE AND IODINE

>>211841591
Even more baffling is how it cuts to credits seconds after this scene. What the fuck was Boyle thinking? I saw someone say it was like a Sam Raimi film and it really did feel like that at moments.

>>211835739
There are so many more retarded things going on with this movie that the cracker rangers are the least offensive shit about it.

THE MOTHER KNEW SHE HAD CANCER FROM THE FUCKING BEGINNING I HATE THIS MOVIE I FUCKING HATE IT BROS

>>211841591
>0:09
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>211843673
No she didn't.

>>211843640
Jimmy Saville Power Rangers = Evil Dead 2 makes sense

>>211841591
erm….filtered?

>>211843689
Yes she did! She says she knew it was fucking cancer

>>211841591
>0:37
Look at the size of those things.

>>211842391
>the country of london
based indian poster

>>211843134
Will they hang dong in Bone Temple?

>shows dicks
>no boobs or vaginas
Woke slop

>>211843689
She did say she knew it was cancer but that her and the dad didn’t want to believe it or tell Spikey. She says this in the scene at the bone temple after doc says she has cancer. You faggot brits didn’t even watch the movie lmfao

>>211843673
she says something like
>i did wonder if it might be cancer
which is not at all the same as knowing. There were other possibilities.

Weirdly am I the only /tv/fag who didn't think about the penises and just watched the movie

>>211841591
kek

>>211841591
ok i'm filtered.
If i weren't braindead slop person and had actual taste in cinema what would i be feeling watching this?

Why did Spike set the supply shed on fire? He hurt everyone on the island just to take his mom to get killed by the doctor.

>>211843804
cope, eurotard
>>211843786

>>211843804
Watch it again on a stream. Bearing in mind that she didn’t even fucking vocalise this with anyone and was fine to go on a wild goose chase for a doctor when she knew she was dying anyway. Shit film.

>>211843865
My question is why did he have to distract the guard to get out, but later he drops off the baby at the gate in the middle of the day and the guard isn’t there to see him as he walks the entire way down? Did someone have to start another fire lol

>>211843779
They literally show an infected pussy push out a baby

>>211841591
jesus christ it’s as bad as they said

>>211841591
Yeah, I’m gonna have to watch 28 Days tonight to wash this shit out of my eyes.

>>211843603
Expiration dates?
iodine prolonged use?
>For minor skin infections, iodine (like povidone-iodine) should generally not be used for more than 10 days without a doctor's advice. Prolonged use, especially over large areas of the body, can lead to skin irritation, and iodine can be absorbed through the skin, potentially affecting thyroid function
>Prolonged use of iodine on the skin can lead to various effects, including skin irritation, dryness, and potential allergic reactions. In some cases, excessive or prolonged application can cause chemical burns or skin discoloration.
>The expiration time for iodine solutions and tablets varies depending on the specific product and storage conditions. Generally, iodine tincture and Lugol's solution have a shelf life of 1-3 years, while povidone-iodine solutions last 2-3 years.
Anons:
OH NO NO NO I must defend the most lazy pen game I've watched in this decade

Something strange about this flick

>>211841591
Is this the Joker 2 of zombie movies? Are there any other zombie movies that could be considered the Joker 2?

>>211843673
>>211843804
>>211843898
she's suffering with dementia, thinks the outbreak hasn't happened, forgets things she's been told 5 minutes before, calls spike her dad. yeah, she forgot she was hiding the fact she had cancer from her son lmfao you people are retarded

>>211841591
You're just another burger that got filtered. Cope. The ending was great as a commentary on British culture.

>>211844047
>from the twisted mind of jordan peele...

>>211843927
That made no sense to me either. Everything after the mother dying seemed rushed as fuck.

>>211844039
I fucking KNEW you weren’t supposed to leave iodine on your body for years like that. Shit screws your skin up if you wear it for a day.

>>211843603
A town of 50,000 with a hospital probably has enough shelf-stable opium and other opiates to knock out the entire town. He'd burn through the actual morphine within the first month (when he would need it the most) long before it expires and he'd have enough doses to kill whatever is left after they all starve after a month.

The actual unbelievable shit in these movies is usually the existence of bullets as every nation no longer allows civilians to have access to primers that don't expire to prevent hoarding. Basically after 5 years bullets stop firing - even reloaders don't make their own primers.

>>211843085
bro was not black he was just dirty. he did have a monster dong tho that was distracting to the point of being hilarious

>>211844063
>WAAAAAH MY MOVIE ISNT RETARDED ITS YOU ALL!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE

>>211844047
Israel was too busy planning the attack on Iran to make sure there were enough black and brown people in this movie.

>>211843286
Cope harder

>>211843898
This seems ok in the context that civilisation collapsed 30 years ago and took all their advanced medical knowledge

>>211844039
BUT I NEED TO BUILD THIS STUPID MCGUFFIN DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ANON?

>>211844170
not an argument

>>211844090
Only a woman could say they enjoyed this shit
>>211844136
For 28 years? And the theoretical abandoned hospital will stay refrigerated for 28 years? And the large stock of morphine and iodine he has hasn’t expired after 28 years? Ignoring the fact they retconned infected starving since they can survive off of worms now.

>>211835739
this, but unironically

>>211844047
That’s how it is up here and throughout most of the country outside of the major cities which is why (not only in the UK but around Europe) migrants have been getting dropped on random countryside towns in numbers larger than the population of the actual towns and villages.

>>211843779
this was the whitest movie i've seen in years there was nothing woke about it, save your anger for actual jewish nigger loving shit. like the other anon said a baby comes right out a vag too

>>211844177
>>211844224
cope seethe dilate eurotard
>>211844170
kek that’s literally what has been happening the past two days

>>211844039
the insane nitpicks americans are trying to spin in order to justify the fact they don't like the film on a gut level but can't figure out the actual reason why they don't like it (which is that they are incapable of connecting with its subject matter) has been so funny

>>211844063
B-B-BUT!

Fucking no man, if you need to excuse a film almost frame by frame for all of the ridiculous things pulled in the narrative it’s not worth defending. Head canoning shit to make yourself believe it isn’t a giant pile of shit isn’t going to change anyone else’s mind when we can all view it for ourselves and see it for what it is.

>>211844262
Do you actually understand what I wrote?

>>211844293
>dad feels bad for infected like the baby faced one
>son burns british flag
>Samson is a paki and the doctor feels bad for him and refuses to kill him

>>211842491
What is innovative about the movie?

>>211844047
NO NIGGERS!!!! twas a beautiful thing

>>211844136
Morphine would have ran out of expiration within the first year and he refuses to kill them. Also, it’s a shit film.

>>211844224
Your whole argument has been “M-M-MUH AMERICANS”
You have no argument.

The most unrealistic thing about this movie was the idea that Americans wouldn't be coming to the UK en masse to hunt infected for fun.

I actually had nothing against brits before this film but after seeing the one or two retards spending hours upon hours to defend this film I’ve lost respect for their whole nation.

>>211844195
How does it seem okay? She takes her son out to find a doctor when she THINKS she probably DOES have cancer one, and two knows she’s dying anyway. Get the fuck out of here with that, it’s stupid to the extreme and no mother would let that happen. Ridiculous.

>>211844340
>Fucking no man
it is a central, established plot point that her mind is fucking scrambled and has only brief periods of lucidity, stop coping and find another reason to dislike the film. There are valid reasons to dislike it, there are clunky plot elements, a weak third act where holy island is irrelevant, a tonally dissonant epilogue scene, a rushed set of scenes to get spike to holy island and then out onto the mainland again, etc.

>>211841591
This is fucking retarded.

>>211844429
As a Brit who loathes this film I salute you

>>211844461
>There are valid reasons to dislike it
ERMM NO IT WAS PERFECT AND YOU ARE A BURGER FOR NOT SAYING IT WAS UHH FILTERED!!!!

>>211844390
Yeah, Americans cannot connect with a deeply English film rooted in folklore and English/British mythology because they are deracinated and lost, deriving most of their identity from being a free, settler, colonial state without the same kind of connections to their ancestors. YOU CANT CONNECT WITH THE FILM

>>211844441
She doesn't know what she's thinking half the time. She literally bludgeons a zombie to death one night, goes back to sleep, has forgotten about it in the morning. You don't have theory of mind.

>>211844461
And not one of those brief periods allowed her to say “hang on a second, I’m dying son, I think it’s cancer. Let’s go home”.

YER A MAROOOOOON

>>211844346
there is nothing to indicate samson is a paki, hell aren't muzzies circumcised? this dude had a massive uncut dong,. he's rolling around in mud fucking zombie bitches he's dirty and muddy but he's white. I also don't know how much stock i take in the flag burning didn't feel political to me. Boyle loves England/Scotland. frankly i think you're just being a nigger over an all white movie

>>211843898
1h32m40s
>i thought it might be cancer
>didn't know how to tell yous
>i was too scared
>i needed someone else to tell you, but no-one did
Fair, I misremembered slightly. But she says this during a period of lucidity. Most of the time she's spent on the mainland with Spike, she's been quite out of it and not at all in a position to tell her son that she thinks her illness is terminal.
I don't think it's fair to characterise that as
>THE MOTHER KNEW SHE HAD CANCER FROM THE FUCKING BEGINNING
While on Lindisfarne, she was too scared to have that talk and there was no immediately pressing need to have it (and she couldn't be sure). So it didn't happen. That's realistic, I think.
While on the mainland, see what I said above. There isn't really any point prior to meeting the doctor where both (a) she's physically able to talk about it and (b) it would have achieved anything.
Personally I found her quiet relief that it's finally been spoken/confirmed to be beautiful in a very tragic kind of way.

by the way, how the fuck do people watch cammed films with a constant moving watermark like this, jesus christ

>>211844515
>M-M-MUH AMERICANS!!!!!

>>211844526
>why didn't the eagles just take the ring and drop it over mount doom
you are incredibly stupid

>>211844523
And the other time she does and lets it happen anyway. The sweeping for this shitfest is unreal.

>>211844515
>brits consider jimmy saville, the most infamous rapist of all of europe who raped hundreds of little kids and even corpses, as their national mythology
What is wrong with you?
>>211844543
I dunno, all the brits are saying he’s a paki.

>>211844370
The cinematography and sound design

>>211844515
nigger i love danny boyle since trainspotting i'm an uncircumcised amerilard who loves your country
>it's shit being scottish!

>>211844552
Cope, seethe, dilate

>>211844546
>brit admitted he was wrong
Don’t see that happen often

>>211844560
In her moments of lucidity she is fully aware that the entire exercise is stupid and serves absolutely zero purpose because she knows she is in the physical process of dying. How do you people even exist?

>>211844596
you just don't get it and your reactions speak volumes

>>211844631
The cinematography was straight out of a Raimi flick, especially near the end.
>sound design
>BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS

>>211844370
Christ, how can you be this dense. Go watch the fucking film

>>211844634
>M-MUH AMERICANS!!! COPE!!!!!
You’re making your island people and your movie look worse and worse. You can’t even defend it without crying like a baby. This is fucking hilarious

It's the Robbie Williams monkey film all over again. the great filter

>>211844668
erm no you don’t get it!!!!!

>>211844708
Well? I’m not that anon, but please go ahead and elaborate for the rest of us in your own words. I hated it personally, so I would like to hear your take as a fan.

>>211844637
Illiterate comment but ok

>>211844750
>british culture and mythology is rape and bored apes
kek

>>211844750
Brits are 2-0 with americunts right now

>>211844783
>brit can’t even read english
This is just getting better and better

>>211839435
Zombies evolve in most zombie movies because they're around for years. In shit like Day or Land it makes sense for Zombies to be around that long because Zombies are truly undead just sort of keep going until they finally decompose. But the Infected in the Later franchise aren't undead - they're susceptible to dehydration, to starvation, to exposure, to disease, to injury, and in a scenario where the entire place is quarantined like it was during Days Later and after Weeks Later it doesn't make sense for the Infected to persist for DECADES while still being mindless spreaders.

>movie is being complained about by everyone
>the 2 brits in this thread are crying about americans
talk about seething and coping lol

>>211844768
the way the camera moves when zombies are killed, the infrared flashbacks hanging on their eyes, the handcam closeups at particular moments, the way different shots are spliced together, the montage sections using stock footage. It's an incredibly fresh film in terms of how it was shot and edited and you're too obtuse to see that because you got filtered I'm sorry, I hope you enjoy the next great new film release like the rest of us are this one

>>211844596
>brits consider jimmy saville, the most infamous rapist of all of europe who raped hundreds of little kids and even corpses, as their national mythology

Do you nigs not play Fallout? Or just watch post apocalytic media much? Its the exact same thing as that. An apocalypse happens and culture gets frozen at a particular point in time. You then have a bunch of people / factions LARPing as their imagined idea of whatever it was they're copying, but its often humorously wrong or innacurate. In this case the apocalypse happened in 2002 so Jimmy Saville is frozen in time as a beloved national treasure and the pedo stuff just never comes out. So this cult are just worhsipping a pedo without knowing it. Possible a commentary on religion.

I think it works well for things like Fallout because the whole world knows American culture, but this is totally bizarre to international audiences

>>211844719
You're all descending into incoherence. See: the guy complaining about pregnant zombies has mysteriously disappeared, only to be replaced by foaming at the mouth retards going "muhh Americans," though it's the same guy really.

>>211844783
what is illiterate about that post? i’m not even that anon but it’s grammatically correct other than not having a period. are you just that mad?

>>211844896
Remind me when the Kings from New Vegas did ninja front flips and parkour over the enemies on the Hoover Dam.
Also remind me when Elvis raped 1000 babies and corpses

What a pile of shite this was kek

>>211844896
>but this is totally bizarre to international audiences
which is why it's britkino

>>211844866
>>211839435
i hate """evolution""" in the zombie genre. it's a total normgroid popscience misunderstanding of evolution and mutation. it's stupid and videogamey. it would be like if there was a whole genre where people use "100% of their brains" to get super powers. if you have a college degree the entire premise is a non-starter.

>>211844996
you forgot to include MUH AMERICANS in this post

>>211844884
No, I agree with what you said and visually the film was good, you just made assumptions about things based on me not enjoying the film. The problem I had was with the narrative, not the actual cinematography.

>>211841591
AHHHH! AFTER 28 YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO CONQUER BRITAIN!

>>211844935
It completely ignored what was said in the post to score some cheap retarded point.

Wait wait wait wait wait. Forget about this movie for one second. There were actually people that liked the Robbie Williams movie that WEREN’T single moms?

>>211845020
>still seething

weeks > days >>> years

>>211841591
New Shaun of the Dead looking good.

>>211845048
No it didn’t.

>>211845043
Lmao m8

>>211843134
what do they eat

>>211844655
ok, so put yourself in her place
>your son has just brought you to the mainland, hoping to cure you
>you suspect your condition is incurable but haven't told your son this
>the tide is in, you can't return to the island
What the fuck are you supposed to do?

SPIKE:
I know there's... something wrong with you, mum.
The doctor's gonna make you better.

ISLA:
Ah, about that Spikey, wait a minute.
I haven't told you, but I think I probably have something called cancer.
It means I'm going to die soon, painfully, and it can't be cured.
So let's not bother with whatever doctor you're talking about, we'll just find somewhere to hide overnight and then go straight back.
Alright?

>>211845096
>still seething

>>211841591
they gonna fuck that kid

>>211845083
Don’t underestimate british single mothers.

>>211835739

>lab studying the worlds most potent and dangerous bioweapon has like one security guard and is easily broken into by hippie animal rights activists

>virus infects people in seconds from as little as a single drop of blood turning them into mindless rage zombies

>they hemorrhage and vomit enough blood to kill the average person within in minutes

>easily as killable as anyone else yet England is overrun in 4 weeks

> a guy in a coma for like a month is still able to run around

Bonus:
>a group of British soldiers believe the world is over and that they need to repopulate after like 4 weeks, seemingly having made no attempt to just use a ham radio since we learn the rest of the world is fine
>people say this is grounded

28 years later

>England is for some reason just left to its own devices instead of being nuked into oblivion

>giant “alpha” zombies with 20 inch dicks that shrug off arrows to vital organs

>still say the movie is grounded at this point

> complain that a group of psychopaths dressed as a very popular figure from pre-apocalypse English media that perform incredibly basic parkour is unrealistic

>>211845116
I am a 28' enjoyer and I approve this message

>>211845043
rita is mai waifu

>>211845184
Eh, yeah? Why is she risking her son being turned or murdered WHEN SHE FUCKING KNOWS THERE IS NO POINT IN THE ENTIRE SECOND HALF OF THE FILM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING HALFWIT

>>211841591
They look like the guy from Soultaker

>>211845350
she’s a drug addict who needs that last hit of morphine. like most slags

>>211844896
But Jimmy Saville was out of mainstream relevance in 2002 so that doesn't make sense, and they could have chosen someone who wasn't a prolific sex predator anyways since this is a movie and not real life and writers can do that.

>>211835627 (OP)
>father and son leave mom to find doctor rumored to exist
>enter mainland where infected still roam
>ohfucktheysawusletsrun.jpg
>come across some survivors
>they're all fucked up cannibals
>escape
>meet the doctor
>he's the only guy who remembers when civilization existed so he lives in seclusion
>uninfected cannibals catch up to them
>dad dies in the attack
>kid flees with doctor in the opposite direction
>come across a small military boat left near a sand bar with dying infected NATO guys
>the beach is covered in anti-personnel mines and tripwire
>carefully tread the sand
>infected suddenly running towards them from inland, triggering the bombs
>most deadly game of hopscotch all the way to the boat
>make it back to the causeway and try to save mum
>too late
>sadoscarwinningscene.mov
>mom dies
>suddenly a bunch of NATO guys arrive and try to capture the doctor implying he was someone important
>kid and doc flee inland as the military hesitantly discuss what to do
>.....TO BE CONTINUED
there. I just wrote better slop than whatever those fags are doing.

>>211845441
This, kids wouldn’t know who the hell he was unless they grew up in the 80s-90s. Even the euros are getting their own history wrong.

The movie was kino besides the retarded zombie birth “woman moment” part.

Medical autist here: Also clearly the doctor is retarded and neither Boyle nor garland thought to research for more than 5 minutes because it’s well known that infants/newborns CANNOT HAVE WATER IT WILL KILL THEM. Despite that, the explanation for how the baby is going to survive while with spike is that “it can live on water for a few days”

>>211845184
You understand a dying mother would never try to make or accept her son needs to leave a safe place, right?
If she was already dying, she will die without putting at risk her son's life
If her disease have a cure, she wouldn't let her son leave the safest place to them.
AND THE IMPACT OF ACCEPTING YOUR MOTHER TURNED TO A SKULL IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS IS THE RETARDEST THING I'VE WATCHED IN AGES

i enjoyed the movie and that's all that matters to me

>>211845441
it's funny because they never found out he was evil

>Zombie women are shown to be able to birth healthy children
>Jimmys are seen collecting a big titty female zombie at the end
They are keeping a breeding farm producing Jimmy juniors, aren't they?

>>211845526
Shuffles feet, smokes a newport
>“it can live on water for a few days”
Smacks lips and leaves

>>211845558
Based as fuck

>>211845526
ralph directly says that the baby may likely die if it keeps being given water instead of milk

>>211845526
you're close, you know
you're close to understand how unlikely is a pregnant zombie in the world presented in the film

>>211845350
She knows they're both quite likely fucked as soon as he pointed out the tide's in. But there isn't much she can reasonably do.
I doubt he would even have believed her. He'd assume she was trying to protect him by convincing him not to try. He barely believes the doctor and has to be sedated to not interfere.

>>211845577
Didn’t they kill that infected? Didn’t notice them catching it.

>>211844796
rape is based women love it

>>211845614
It was implied it would die of starvation and that water would let it survive for a few days when in fact it wouldn’t survive more than like a day if you were to feed it water

Sir Jimmy will live on

>>211845614
No he didn’t, he said the baby can survive for several days to a week on water.

>>211845614
>brits proving once again they didn’t pay attention to their favorite flick

>>211845627
Nah, the whataboutisms and insanity to excuse this ridiculous plot device is just way too much. It was absolutely ridiculous and makes zero sense to any normal person out there. It was dumb, the movie as a whole was dumb and the second and third films based upon this stupid premise will also be dumb. It isn’t high brow or artistic, it’s stupid.

>>211845627
>But there isn't much she can reasonably do.
Yes. Tell the kid to go the fuck home

>>211845695
this, I saw this shit last night and I clearly remember doc saying it could live for a couple days on water until it starves without milk

>>211845441
The leader specifically mentions that they used to have some tapes of Savile. They have a pretty good idea of what he was about, they just lack the cultural context to wrap their heads around our understanding of the concept of celebrity since they grew up in anarchy.

>>211845797
Jimmy got extracted from Britain durning Days, he went to trial in America for his crimes. Everyone in Britain didn’t know this because they became cut off from the rest of the world.

>>211845783
Doc was out there clearing the neonatal ward out and said thank you God when it wasn’t guys in high viz vests but people vomiting blood who came after him

>>211845441
>>211845492
I think the point is presumably that they find tapes / DVDs of his childrens shows as sort of 'artifacts' and then base a cult around it.

It might be shit, IDK but Im pretty sure that's what they're going for

https://www.businessinsider.com/28-years-later-sequel-bone-temple-release-date-cast-trailer-2025-6

>Garland told BI that the story will examine how misremembering key events can drastically change the world."We are living in a time right now which is absolutely dominated by a misremembered past," he said.

>>211845920
Let me guess the message will be
”muh homogeneous white Britain actually bad and racist”

>>211845920
>"We are living in a time right now which is absolutely dominated by a misremembered past," he said.
wow he needs to cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>211845577
oh my

>>211845993
>>211845992
>>211845920
What if... white people were the real monsters all along?

>>211845441
It's hard to remember this because the BBC have scrubbed it from history but he regularly appeared as a guest on eg Top of the Pops at the time, and the BBC had a show that ran old clips of that show, as well as lots of other clip shows. He was definitely in the public consciousness but they've retroactively scrubbed him

>>211845920
>We are living in a time right now which is absolutely dominated by a misremembered past
MUH HOLOCAUST

>>211845577
a single drop of blood infects you

>>211845797
>The leader specifically mentions that they used to have some tapes of Savile

Thats cool did they have a working power grid to power a vcr and tv, or does electricity come from the grocery store?

>>211846072
not if you have a pocket napkin.

>>211845783
>Next movie reveals he was actually just a doctor of education and that’s why he thought it was okay to give a newborn something that would kill it

>>211846088
Oil generator isn't unthinkable in the Highlands

>>211846060
8 year olds in 2002 UK did not know who he was. I was 11 and only had heard the name

>>211846088
Ever hear of gas powered generators?

>inb4 “that’s not realistic since gasoline jellifies and becomes unusable after a few years”

>>211846110
I just don’t understand how people can sweep for this movie when everything about it is just so fucking ridiculous. How many people on staff heard just that one stupid line and said nothing? Nobody spoke up? Fucking Garland the miserable old twat, honestly.

>>211845920
Britain was never White, chud.

>>211845760
Don't know what to tell you. I think you're deeply in the minority with this one. There are plenty of people who didn't like the second half but not many with this specific complaint.
You're shitting on a semi-lucid cancer patient, who fully expects her son and herself to be torn apart by zombies in the next few hours, for not being able to explain terminal illness to her son.

I rewatched the scene and her quiet "okay" with an "oh god what the fuck" look on her face feels perfect.

>>211846359
it’s just another complaint in the sea of plot holes for the sake of le artsy fartsy

not even the WW2 BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS footage and audio had anything to do with the movie other them marching across to the mainland

>>211846359
>You're shitting on a semi-lucid cancer patient, who fully expects her son and herself to be torn apart by zombies in the next few hours, for not being able to explain terminal illness to her son.


This line of thought is not normal and there is something wrong with you.

>>211846160
>>211846194
Cool cool I guess the group of children were running and maintaining a generator to power a vcr to watch decades old tapes of Jimmy Saville.

>>211839786
>Rooted in Englishness but deeply critical of the kind of post-war kitsch Britishisms lens people presently see England through.
How so?

t. rootless cunt British but non-English ancestry but born and raised in England

>>211846445
We literally know nothing about them. You’re shitting on a set up for the second part cause your brain can’t comprehend this is a trilogy not a stand alone story.

>>211846478
>t. rootless cunt British but non-English ancestry but born and raised in England
good morning saaaar very early in bharat!

>>211846359
And what would the alternative be to having her son be torn apart alive by zombies?

Sit down son, I need to talk to you. You know, that one normal conversation that is happening right not with countless families all around the world. Fucking nutter lmao.

>>211846553
You can have totally British but non-English heritage. My parents moved to England from Wales, with a bit of Scottish like 5 generations back.

>>211846509
It was a dogshit setup that left most audiences annoyed. They should’ve made that shit an aftercredits scene with how bad and out of tone with the rest of the movie was.

>>211845577
Is part 2 going to be some seriously deranged shit?

>>211846509
We know they had an obsession with a celebrity who was long out of date by the time they could remember him, had access to modern electronics, knew how to maintain a generator as children, know kung fu, are immune to the virus, and 30 years later have a working tracksuit and wig factory.

people so desperate to hate this kino they're making up plot holes now.

>>211846557
>Fuckin nutter
BRIT DETECTED
BRIT DETECTED
BRIT DETECTED

>>211846665
Who says they’re immune to the infection? We literally know nothing about them except they dress the same and aren’t afraid of killing infected for fun

>>211845476
Take your fuckin meds

>>211835627 (OP)
This movie is woke in the most fundamental way, and that's because the ancient, driving desire of leftism is this: for young men to spend their mental and physical energy in the service of elderly women and their retarded desires.

ameriburger who loved it, do i pass the filter

>>211846739
no you fuckin burger

>>211846557
Do you understand that, with the tide up, they can't simply go home and are in a critically dangerous situation and need to seek shelter regardless of anything else?
What exactly would telling him about the cancer right then and there achieve, other than freaking him out and thereby worsening his already low chances of survival?

>>211846734
kek

This movie shows the most stereotypical Aryan young man getting his torn-off by a hung pajeet. It's trash.

>>211846648
People said the same thing about the ending of “the witch” but it’s now reached beloved cult status

>>211846894
Do not compare The Witch, which is a great movie rooted in American history, to this rape of British culture.

>>211846894
the vvitch wasn’t a shittyass sam raimi film

this is an anti-british film don't let the fact the cast is all white fool you

>>211844047
"horror" movie

>>211846793
He got her out of bed, dressed her, hid her in a bush and then burned a shed as a distraction. He then proceeded to have a conversation with the guards, then returned to his mother and opened the gates. After this, they walk along the entire causeway. At no point was there even a peep, but fine. We’re at the beach. She already knows she is in the physical process of death, and believes it to be cancer. We can either listen to the 12 year old boy and maybe see a doctor far away in the woods or we can (at the absolute worst, hide out until morning when the tide is low and I can tell him what is happening to me)

You can’t excuse this shit. It is so astronomically stupid and yet, for a reason which is unknown to me, you persist. It doesn’t make sense because it’s stupid.

>>211846934
I literally recall the majority of the theater laughing out loud about the ending. Are we gonna pretend her flying up naked into the sky wasn’t goofy as fuck?

>>211846728
They say, because they sure didn't seem concerned about getting infected blood on them.

Perhaps, just maybe, Danny Boyle is getting a bit old, and like all old people, maybe is a bit out of touch with culture and is assuming the people and things that were famous when he was young stopped being relevant at a certain point for younger generations?

>>211846894
The film was good though. This doesn’t just have a bad ending, it’s bad all the way through and might unironically cause unintentional infanticide lmao

>>211841591
Is this a joke? The setup is actually a Fallout Kings style gang based around the legend of Jimmy Savile.

HOW DID MOM NOT GET BLOOD IN HER FACE WHILE PULLING THE BABY OUT OF THE PREGNANT ZOMBIE AND HAVING ITS UMBILICAL CORD CUT

>>211847058
I think he and garland underestimated how desensitized people are to violence. They probably thought the ending would greatly disturb most people when in reality it came off a like a black comedy bit from fallout new Vegas.

So what part will Cilian play in part 2? Think the Jimmy’s have him as a captive?

>>211847108
I loved the movie and even I can’t defend having a doctor unironically tell someone it’s okay to give a newborn water. Single-handedly brings the movie down a whole point

>>211847156
I think this is what he wanted to shoot all along and is actually him living out what he wanted to be done for the ending of The Beach (which went on to inspire 28 Days Later).

>>211847214
There’s a lot to be said about the script and some of the silliness in the second chapter, but I don’t get how nobody picked that up and just said “that isn’t right. It’ll kill her”. If you took five random people off of the street and quoted the dr directly to them at the very least two of them would say what the fuck.

>>211847058
Out of context, the acting + direction are just flurry of motions, no emotions, buildup of suspense, actual conflict etc.

Trailer for part 2 when?

>>211847156
Both of them have spent their whole lives making graphically violent media, they know what on screen violence looks like. Something just went wrong in the production side that no one stood up and said what we're making is stupid.

>>211846553
NTA, but its a lot of the motifs from Men. Alex Garland is just putting English Folk-Horror into everything for whatever reason. Also the small things like the community is on Lindisfarne which is an important site in English Christianity famous for having an important monastery that was destroyed and pillaged by Vikings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindisfarne

Is this the closest we got to a Crossed movie with rape zombies?

I thought the film was Satanic

do you think they have incest sex?

>>211846739
Come hug me you big fatso

>>211847415
Also the Agincourt-era imagery of the bowmen, I gather the yeoman archer was a huge, huge part of English culture and heritage once upon a time, guess he's saying the survivors are returning to their roots in some respects.

>>211847626
bring it in, bonger

are the fat zombies supposed to be descended from the american colonists in the second movie?

>>211847629
Back in the day every boy regardless of their status had to train with the longbow by law.

>>211847053
How?

>>211846644
To be fair anon certain parts of Wales basically became English counties and distinct regionally in the south-east/London centre of power the exact same way Norfmen from Lacashire, West Country folk, Yorkshire, Cockneys, etc. were/are

The only non-white in this film is a 6'8 pajeet with a 28 inch dick.

>>211844866
>it doesn't make sense for the Infected to persist for DECADES while still being mindless spreaders.
dude it makes total sense they like evolved so they can use can openers

>>211847629
>>211847750
Fiennes also represented a certain English archetype, the kind hearted educated eccentric.

I like the bit where they shot the scary rapist with the giant crossbow

>>211847895
that's how they see them

>>211847962
Sampson took that whole ballista and walked it off

>>211839655
re examine it. its fundamentally a coming of age story

>>211845417
kek

>>211848007
Anyone else get a kick out of some sort of implied dynamic between him and Kelson? Like Kelson running into and having to tranq him is like a bimonthly him before he gets away and finds their encounters endearing

>>211848110
I’m fully under the impression the only reason Sampson chases after the Doc is because he’s addicted to morphine and is looking for his next fix, he knows the Doc has it and will tranq him if he’s scared enough

>>211847962
>>211848007
Wait, was I the only one who thought this Alpha and Samson were two different Alphas?

>>211848110
Kelson is evil for not killing him

>>211848110
Kelson wants the dick

>>211848239
why? because he's single handedly breeding every english woman in the north east with his brown seed.

>>211848216
Did you not watch the movie?

>>211848216
There can only be one at a time. In general though I always figured it was just machines adopting a role.

>>211848353
>>211848375
I hear Samson sometimes masturbates in bushes. One day he noticed a person behind him. It was Dr. Ian Kelson. All he said was "Proceed" before Samson got uncomfortable and left after getting a tranq

>>211847050
>at the absolute worst, hide out until morning when the tide is low and I can tell him what is happening to me
Maybe that's the plan, and then she forgets?
This plot hole you've uncovered seems to amount to "character with untreated metastasised cancer, who barely understands what's happening to her much of the time, doesn't make good decisions".
The only part that seems a stretch to me is that she has her longest and clearest period of lucidity at a convenient time to finally discuss everything with the doctor and her son. Even this actually has some basis in fact. Dying people sometimes seem to briefly regain a lot of clarity once they accept they're at the end and "stop fighting".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_lucidity

>>211845116
i think days is better than weeks but only slightly. honestly i would like short films made in the days and weeks eras with the same camera they used for days rather than a bunch of sequels and trilogies

>>211848633
No, you’re pulling straws again for this movie and it isn’t going to work. She knows she has cancer, she is lucid at the very fucking least when they arrive and we know she is and she STILL goes ahead with the stupid plan. It’s a dumb movie written by a fart huffing, pretentious nepo baby hack with an unwarranted hatred for mankind and a clueless old man who is out of touch with the craft. It’s stupid and you are stupid for sweeping this hard for a film that unironically tells you that it’s okay to give water to newborns yet still pretends it’s some high brow shit. It ain’t.

>>211839099
Halloween Ends was at least better than Kills. What a disappointment that was after the reboot.

>>211846972
ok now explain why it's anti-british

>>211848812
Why so much seethe? I’ve seen you in several threads say this same stuff. Why are you so bent out of shape people enjoy something you don’t? Why do you expect logic out of a movie about rage infected humans?

>>211848216
Are you retarded? It's two completely different alphas. You must be autistic if you're doubting this.

>>211848716
My idea for some 28 Months Later shit is:
>Europe secured but still chaotic on civilized world's end, so NATO blockade hasn't gone into full effect
>English billionaire living abroad has reason to hope a grandchild is still alive in the UK, hires mercs to go in to extract them prior to NATO blockade going into full effect
Would but emphasis on the fact I'd rather the mercs be Bongs rather than Americans/totally international coalition. I don't know, I simply find the 28 series novel for a zombie franchise in that the civilized world is out there (I guess if you really wanted to reach you could say AoT counts lol)

This is the samson actor?

>>211848812
Yeah idk. You've been filtered. You're just retarded and can't understand that a terminally ill, delirious woman doesn't always make sound decisions.

>>211848940
Are you Zack Snyder?

>>211848812
You have brain cancer.

>>211844999
if you have a basic understanding of the concept of "detritivores" then all zombies are retarded. Don't start getting picky about your realism anon.

>>211849073
>>211849113
Careful he’ll resort to calling you filtered and American like he’s been doing in other threads

>>211835627 (OP)
>your dad, after foraging and barely escaping with his life, gets drunk and cheats on your schizo bedridden mother who screams at him despite him taking care of her
>pull a knife on him and tell him to leave
movie died right here, the fuck

>>211849083
Never saw his zombie movie. Totally aware that the premise can devolve into retarded capeshit. It could also be very grounded and kino, you'd probably need some actual UK ex servicemen present to further lend authenticity to this team.

>>211849171
>movie died right here, the fuck
Well he's a child for one. Whole thing played out as a 'no villain' situation because it's a raw deal for all members of the family all around. I truly, truly doubt the intent of the scene was 'oh my science! What a evil f-fucking... WHITE FUCKING MALE CHUUUUD!'

>>211848212
Haven't watched the movie but this would be a great horror comedy
>doctor uses morphine to protect himself from captured zombies
>inadvertently teaches them intelligence like rats finding cheese in a maze
>in pursuit of the one high better than eating brains they learn to identify and even communicate with him
>sets up a program by which they get weekly doses in exchange for not eating anyone
>movie ends with zombies putting on suits and going to work in florescent lit offices

Lol I was pleasantly surprised by the dad's screentime in the movie after hearing shit like how Taylor had very limited screentime. No, he didn't, first hour was a journey with the father, second hour was journey with the mother. It's only that the time devoted to the dad will be less present in your mind because you watched it earlier

>>211848851
BOING FLIP

>>211849294
this post made me think of abiotic factor and how that seems pretty plausible for that game's setting kek, i can imagine janet and abe bantering at the watercooler about how the new zombies they just put in the office sector smell like shit

>>211849073
I think you just have shit taste

>>211849294
>Fookin 'ell cheeky bastid tried to rip me 'ead clean off! Silly sosij you ar Samson, 'ere have a cheeky lil shot of morpheen fer yer troubles!

>>211849171
Of all the possible complaints about the movie this scene shouldn’t have been one of them. It was very clearly trying to show how spike is an emotional child who doesnt understand the situation and what his dad has been going through. His response was very realistic considering the circumstances. If you walked away from that scene feeling like the father was demonized you’re genuinely retarded

>>211849171
Spike thinks his dad is willingly allowing his mum to die.
He's 12, nobody has talked to him about cancer, and he's recently witnessed his dad lying, cheating, and withholding seemingly-vital information including the existence of a doctor.
We in the audience can appreciate that it's more complicated than that. From the kid's perspective it makes sense for him to snap a bit.

>>211849171
Cry me a river. If the mother cheated on the father you incels would be losing your minds.

>>211849524
Agree, he was presented as a good man who made mistakes through the stress of his situation. Even him thinking the doc is an evil psycho isn't some 'omg he's a close minded choood' - nah, Kelson is a good guy but any sane person would perceive him as a nut based on what the dad saw when a young man

>>211849677
He is a nut, just a nice one for now.

>>211849719
Lol, I was actually typing in a follow up post before updating the thread about how I should have written 'dangerous nut' because he absolute is a nut, only a gentle one. Look forward to him and the dad interacting.

>>211849524
If I'm not supposed to sympathize with the kid over the dad why is the entire rest of the film about the kid with his mother? It's right enough to say the kids an idiot for taking her to the mainland he could barely fucking handle just a day before but the movie doesn't treat it like that. It's on some Arya Stark shit. Just a total left turn off course from what was shaping up to be a pretty good movie

>>211849781
Imagine meeting the nut that incinerated your wife and put her skull on top a bone tower

What theories were there in the months leading up to the movie? All I can recall is the bone temples = something constructed by O'Connell's ebil cult

>>211849836
That Jimmy was the Alpha and the infected cult worshipped him was a big theory

>>211849808
Lol, you can sympathise with both of them anon.

>>211849874
But why even take the story in that direction? All we get out of it is walking simulator bullshit with the least interesting characters, one of whom is basically a catatonic McGuffin that talks like a retard. Everything after the dad drama is just WHY: The Movie

>>211849832
He's probably going to be the earnest/honest to a fault type that will tell the dad that's his wife's skull on top in full knowledge that's like going to make him livid and throw a punch (at minimum)

>>211849808
“the movie doesn’t treat it like that”

>ignores how he literally almost dies the first fucking night from one of the slow fat infected and has to be saved by his senile mom

>nearly gets them killed later on too and has to be saved twice by grown men

>also turns out his whole quest was pointless as his mom had cancer that the doc couldn’t do anything about.

>no one told him because he was a retarded kid who would probably have still done the same thing the minute he heard about there being a doctor

You’re retarded.

The movie follows the son because it’s a coming of age story, not because it was trying to say he was actually right. It pretty much goes out of its way to show how he has an immature and illogical view on things

>>211850063
>you see it's retarded because it's supposed to be retarded
woah...

Some people really seem to struggle with anything beyond
>this is the hero character
>the hero character always says and does the right thing
>you are supposed to always agree with him in all matters
>furthermore all his words and actions also reflect our own real world beliefs as filmmakers

Can’t believe Danny wrote these

>almost 400 replies

I have not seen a kino this divisive in all my life and its just a zombie movie

>>211850268
Rage infected, not zombie.

WACKY SCHIZO EDITING AND GIANT RAGE HORSE COCK

>>211850208
hola reddit yummy sloppa mmm more marvel please

>>211850296
The people getting mad over this movie are acting like they're infected with the rage virus holy kek

>>211842834
it's called disillusionment. he isn't a pos, rather a flawed human instead of the paragon of humankind an immature child idolized. the dad is an ultrachad who is essentialy a single parent taking care of a terminally ill cancer patient all while going on high rism survey/scavenging missions.