Cell incoming

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL starts today!
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Silence bags have RETURNED, as have lootcrates which now inlude 1 fishbuck
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh said he wants to do gay porn, and he would suck a dick for 200K
-- Jet told Ellie not to go to college

>Freeloader application link
https://zeosqo3goc0.typeform.com/to/DwJOVinY

>Watch Here
https://www.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
ppvs.su/ft

>Socials
x.com/fishtankislive
boards.fishnet.gg/

>Show Archives
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl (don't remove)

Previous: >>211839966

love that tight wrapper on that korean dumpling

Ellie > Angie

Free Palestine

MOMMY IS LOCKED IN

Asians are physically gross and the only people who pretend otherwise are desperate losers

>>211841003
The Angieangels will not like this….

directv looks cool in her skin suit

POST ANGIES

My bulge would look awesome in that even though I’m only 6.5 I have a good bulge for some reason

Miss her

>sperm CELL
get it?

Don’t forget Aryeh already said he’s going to sing the entirety of Little Shop of Horrors.

why are the clips on the site so low quality?

FAGGOT EARLY BAKERS WW@!!?!?

SETH REDEMPTION ARC NOW. ARYE SELL BUY SETH ALSO FREDDY HAS A SMALL PENIS

>WOK IN

B E X
E
X

sperm cell

>>211840921 (OP)
POST STRETCHING SPERMY ELLY

>>211841003
>Ellie > Angie
we all know this is you

>>211841063
Mommy gonna win.

Literally nothing has happened for days now. DAYS. PLURAL.

they are wearing space suits. they are going into space

>If it's a fishbuck challenge I don't give a damn
Then wtf was with all the seething

I genuinely think the wiggers like these guys and Jet was trying to give good advice even if it was hit and miss

>pregame warmups
>music pumping through the speakers
>fish getting in the zone
getting me hyped bros I can't lie

>>211840921 (OP)
Cell is actually a bit unfair for the girls since they're both on their periods right now.

RETARDS!!! you kicked Angie before this challenge? i bet she would have been naked in that skintight suit.

>yeah so it says here in the contract you have to fuck me lol

>>211841088
Stop posting on this site, sperg.

building an actually good supplement

kino

>>211841071

>>211841098
too much ass

>>211841098
thats a terrible back stretch. very uncat-like

>>211841109
>hit and miss

>>211841071
Holy shit foot in mouth, wild simpbaiting

>trying to make aryeh feel better instead of crushing his sprits
after multiple seasons full of fans they still don't get it.

can anyone link me Angelina’s PayPal?

>>211841003
Ellie stop has a chance to be redeemed and have a normal non raped life but those chances are going down every day she stays here

Fishtank fanbase breakdown:
>Novelty Enjoyers
People who appreciate this new type of media, and enjoy all the weird antics while shitposting. Neptunian Fishtank enjoyers, mostly Season One fans/watched Season One live, enjoyed Season Three. Enjoy the show the most when the fish are stuck in increasingly weird and chaotic situations. Might appreciate the artsy/kino/Neptunian aspects of the show. Believes the grand prize and fishbucks are only a means of keeping the fish inside the house so they can be messed with; the competition aspect of the show isn't that important or interesting to them. Generally appreciates all the fish, as long as they bring an interesting dynamic to the show.
>Coomers/Waifufags
Purely watch the female fish and only have opinions on them, fishtank for them is purely voyeuristic. /bant/posters, Bitchtank enjoyers. Favourite fish is whoever they think is the hottest girl. Have no idea who any of the male fish are, unless they're flirting with their waifu. Prone to suicide.
>Torture Sadists
Believe fishtank is purely about pushing the fish to their limits while making them go through physically, mentally, and emotionally demanding ordeals. Frank Hassle is their favourite part of the show and they love seeing violence/fish throwing food and trash at eachother. Favourite season is Season Two. Favourite fish is whoever causes the most chaos. Ultimately wants the show to get swatted and see everyone get shot.
>Competition Enjoyers
Believe fishtank is mainly about the "game", and the competition. The grand prize is the most important thing of all, making friends and messing around is for losers. Favourite season was Season Two, didn't watch Season One. Favourite fish is whoever they think deserves to win the most. Doesn't particularly care for the social dynamics between the fish/their backgrounds.

dan bros, I'm feeling good about this one

this is not a fappable ellie.

>>211841071

>>211841078
HOLY

>>211841109
They "like" anyone they think they can use/rape

mommy and daddy helping each other

french need to chill

>>211841108
New freeloader?

>>211841075
everyone is saying this

>>211841108
Shoutout MDE and Fishtank yo. Love these shows Sam Hyde GOAT bro

freddy is going to cum in direnc by the end of this

>>211841071

She really is a stripper

is doing The Cell challenge this early normal?

>>211841109
Jet is giving her advice as if he at her age, an ugly incel, had the same opportunities. For an attractive girl, it is a no-brainer that film school can get you the proper connections that you would want. And it's fucking free. Jet gave her some really bad advice because he is grooming her.

>>211840921 (OP)
Been gone the whole day, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!?!?

Arya has big balls

>>211841115
>RETARDS!!! you kicked Angie before this challenge? i bet she would have been naked in that skintight suit.
they way things were going, in a couple more days she wouldve been walking around naked regardless

Marky

>>211841117
greenbarbros...

Every now and then this show stills shines

>>211841130
My dick

does aryeh have the biggest cock this show has ever seen?

Ellie really doesn't like showing off her body like this

That psychic reading really did a 180 on Dan's mindset. He's so hopeful and energetic now instead of being a mopey faggot

>>211841117
keked

>>211841152
based torture sadists

>>211841074
I would be milking my 6 inch hummus cannon to you broski

>>211841172
>>211841177
>>211841185
He's so fucking in, it's not even funny.

they are so fucking cute

i actually quite like daniel when he's sober, i still think he's a faggot but in an endearing way

>>211841196
i think his fat just pushes his mound to the forefront

>>211841150
https://linktr.ee/Purplemoths
its there

>>211841180
Angie was the cuck all along. She’s gonna watch while Freddy takes the queen

>>211841071

>>211841172
>>211841177
>>211841185

is now a good time to buy bitcoin?

>>211841205

>>211841152
>>Competition Enjoyers
so autists

direnc loves holding hands with freddy :)

>>211841075
I don’t after seeing how clout crazy she is. She’s in grave danger and in for a world of hurt

i'm locked the fuck in lfg!! W ADIN

>>211841188
It was Day 10 season 1
week 3 ish season 2
day 15 season 3

>>211841188
Same day as s1

why do jannies hate the pic of angie giving the middle finger in a pink bikini? when i posted it, it got deleted.

No more Mints type stuff

>>211841244
:)

>>211841231
some ai this in to drench climbing down and pegging this cunt

>>211841152
What about BWC posters

>>211841210
i think those are his balls, gigantic balls

>>211841172
>>211841177
>>211841185
How long until Freddy gets drunk and bears her too?

>>211841217
yeah lol it's pretty funny that's all it took. meanwhile skeptic aryeh has turned into a complete wreck

>>211841250
big ballsack, small dingus

sam ain't comin

>>211841152
what do you call a novelty enjoyer who's been here since s1 day 1

Making Ellie's skinny abdomen bulge just by thrusting inside her!

im betting everything on seth winning but i havent actually watched him at all so i genuinely dont know his character or disposition and im just gambling on him because i. love.gambling.

>most simped for is Angie and Ellie
>most simped for in fishtank history is Josie

Why don't people like white women anymore?

>>211841210
Yes

>>211841214
Rich asian teenagers tend not to act like cheap whores while recorded in front of thousands of people

>>211841231
I'm telling you French is real

>>211841188
yes, the cell is traditionally where it turns into Fishtank

>>211841205
like it or not, the wiggers have a certain type of brain damage that makes their stuff special
I think the "plant trees" ad this season is fucking sick

>>211841234
cope

I stopped watching after Jin left, is it still shit?

did they explain why they are wearing whatever you call those suites

Never have I wanted a cell more on this show than with these people

>>211841231
>>211841185
>>211841177
>>211841172
Pussy wrangler king

>>211841250
That’s fat fupa, big balls and cock on top

alright director was just pretty kino

>>211841265
None of these are real people. This is AI generated.

>>211841250
i feel like arye is all ball and not much more.

>>211841152
everyones cool except the faggot coomers, but they themselves are more entertaining than the female contestants

>areyeh singing faggot musicals and talking about cartoons

i think i'd actually date aryeh lowk the sex would be good

>Aryeh singing candy man
Does he know?

If Angie wanted to stay she would have tried harder to steal candy

>>211841326
why does he look like vinny from vinesauce?

>>211841286
The instant they let him start drinking again.

How are we doing on the athletic short haired tomboy (white) freeloader

You don't belong here if you don't love The Angel of /ftl/. Tourists need to fuck off.

>>211841302
She’s not rich, Mira mesa is normal

>>211841322
morph suits and no

>>211841326
Kek

>>211841326
got her in the FAFO grip

>>211841109
Ellie advice was very bad. She should definitely use free college and network. The advice for the others was probably about as good as they can get

>>211841299
YO>>211841244
What kind of porn is

>>211841326

>>211841297

>>211841292
That is quite literally the definition of a Novelty Enjoyer
>t. also been here since s1 day 1

>>211841265
>>>/ip2/

>>211841265
if Charleston white doesn’t pull a knife and stab someone to death then we know he’s all talk

Sam quit the show. You will believe me when he still hasn't appeared in a week

guys whats going on ive never watched the show before. why are they little sperm cells

>you know that episode of rick and morty?

>>211841231
It’s clear they really like each other :3

>autisticly descibing rick and morty
6 million wasn't enough.

>>211841274
you mean this one?

Ellie is top girl. Angie and Dirench simps btfo

>>211841152
fifth category aryey bulge posters

>>211841353
I don't care for her but I appreciate how much seethe I can generate with her.

wtf are you doing anon?
why are you not impregnating that tight belly?

>>211841322
I assume the goal is to get them to shit and piss themselves in pure white

>>211841343
He knew who MundaneMatt was, of course he knows.

>>211841363
truuuuu

These two are going to make the first fishtank baby.

>Guys this is just like that one episode in rick and morty

The whole life advice theme of this show is kind of ridiculous. I wonder why they are so obsessed with it

>>211841347
Italian and your autism.

ELLIES TIGHT BODY

>>211841357
High middle class, better?

>>211841380
i love it so much

>they're still just lounging around in the living room

PTZ camera operator is gay

>Aryeh is going to shit and piss himself while singing show tunes
Aryeh will win the Cell

kinda sad that aryeh cannot mentally get himself off this track and is aware of it but can't stop thinking about it

>>211841383
WOW WHAT A LITTLE SLUT.
IM IN DIRE NEED OF RUBBING ONE OUT FUCK.

>>211841376
I believe you already

>>211841152
I'm a mix of 1 and 2

>>211841376
why do you think he officially gave up? all of jets witchcraft evil bullshit

No freaking cap guys, I think if fishtank s4 ended now I would MISS the fish…anyone else feel this way?

>>211841364
Zentai, I believe.

>>211841214
Yeah cuz she’s getting gooned in real time. It’s initiation into a world of rape

aryeh teabagging seth

stay mad crackkka

>>211841386
Literally built like a plank of wood
>l000000000000000000000000l

>>211841287
She is the most powerful being in the Fish Tank universe. Aryeh got an Italian voodoo curse

>>211841152
novelty enjoyer/torture sadist checking in

>>211841401
did you shoop the bulge?

>>211841274
She looks underage in most of her photos lol

>>211841405
it's how they justify all the satanism masked as innocent torture

>>211841326
soon...

direnc confirmed creamteam

>>211841400
it's always so interesting seeing the difference between how autists and non-autists act

>>211841421
he needs shock therapy

>>211841383
yeah. some stupid jannie thought it was cp.

>>211841152
You forget
>Friendtank Self Inserters
What to imagine the fish are their friends. Typically latch onto one guy to feel like part of the group. Want the high energy chaos autists off the show (Jon, Alex B).

>>211841353
Ellie is the real /ftl/ Queen
She is Younger
And the better Asian

>>211841433
fucking kek

>>211841386

>Fishtank Season 4

>>211841376
Good, he was the worst part of the show

Drench confirms Ellie has a wet juicy pussy and is a squirter

Ellie has a hapa sister who has kids with a white man so her kids are 75%. Asians bros…I don’t feel so good

>>211841231
Those two overdosing on heroin together is so romantic to think about

>>211841316
dude all the ads r so fucking sick. i rlly like mde graphics. extreme peace had some insane bumpers too

>now ellie don't go to college, it's a waste of time
>you will not be an 18 year old asian girl when you come back so you need to start working with me
>i didn't go to college and i'm rich now

>even jet thinks you're a piece of shit!
what did freddy mean by this?

>the upcoming challenge is a squirt off
>direnc: i'm losing
i can change this for her.

This won't be good. These people are not entertaining

oh yeah jim is doing a stream in like 3 hours

>>211841429
Nope.

That's where it's at.

should i buy sambas
it's not an elliefag thing i took a liking to them when i saw a terrorcore inspo image a few years ago

>>211841436
>Jet and Ben can't even bothered to come up from the basement anymore so they hired body doubles
Did they really think we wouldn't notice?

I stopped watching after Angelina got violently assaulted. Is Ariyeh really crying right now because she stole his money after he helped hold her down while she was bludgeoned with a dumbell?

>>211841386
>Ellie is top girl. Angie and Dirench simps btfo
as elegant as a pile of bricks

>>211841401
That fucking bulge

>>211841405
Because the showrunners like doing it and because it appeals to the audience. Also when you grow up having an unhealthy relationship with your parents you often tend to want to right those wrongs for someone else as a form of catharsis

>>211841152
>novelty coomer reporting in

>>211841376
He was already checked out on day 2

SOMEONE SHUT THIS FUCKING RETARD UP

>THAT'S DIFFERENT. SHE LEFT WITH THE MONEY SHE STOLE. I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE GIVEN BACK ALL THE MONEY I STOLE BEFORE GETTING ELIMINATED. I NEED THE MONEY. SHE DOESN'T NEED THE MONEY. FREDDY DOESN'T NEED THE MONEY. SHE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THE SHOW. SHE DIDN'T NEED IT

>>211841492
They all want to get along so whatever happens will be boring

>>211841180
Tonight even if it’s during the cell. They’ll go in the closet

Ellie is cute as fuck and not a braindead whore like Angie sorry /ftl/ sorry to break your stupid little gay brain fantasy

>>211841326
FUCK AROUND

GET ON WITH IT

>>211841493
I'd tune in if it wasn't a vtuber collab

>>211841152
I'm a Novelty Enjoyer. I can't fathom why someone would get invested in the competition aspect of the show, considering that 50% of the challenges are rigged, and the other 50% don't matter.

>derenc actually out autisming him

>>211841353
Bro your ho will be forgotten this time next week

>>211841491
Nobody is believing this aussie whore she can shoot a pingpong ball to the other side of the strip club

>>211841152
novelty enjoyer major with a competition minor

Why is she so slutty?

Arye still crying out in pain.

>>211841497
i had a pair that i lost while moving and i really liked them

>>211841489
Jet telling him shit in confessional interview

Dirench finally pointing out the obvious, stupid jew is acting like angie knew shartfart was actually gonna try and fly her out

>>211841492
Depends on the prize, it has to be over 5k otherwise they'll just walk out when they need to pee.

>>211841531
FIND OUT

>>211841376
Did he also give away or sell his ownership equity? Probably not. Unless he does, he's a hypocrite.

Aryeh is the only one who actually needs the money so everyone else should just drop out or they're sociopaths who are stealing from him.

>>211841098
is she wearing granny panties or shape-wear?

this fucking sucks

drench is such a good tard wrangler

>>211841376
Ive been hearing this

>>211841539
aboqueen :)

>>211841433
Absolute dominance

>Well what good is it unless I use it?
>starts raping the closest hole

>is it really that big?

I hate aryeh so fucking much. I hope production gases him before the show ends.

>it was a bitch and coward move
Drench after running train on the smallest girl in the tank to force her out

IM FUCKING HARD FOR BITCHELINA

>>211841438
the way he was standing awhile ago I caught a glimpse of his giant balls and dick and cracked up because of everyone posting about it here, it's insane

Is there porn out there when they have retards like arye fuck hot pornstars?

>>211841533
Need to stall to farm tts

>It jiggles

>>211841546
She's likely in pain from period cramps and wants the tard to stop talking.

>>211841569
Her blue shorts I think

>>211841546
She wants a rich husband to snap her up post-tank

>>211841531

Seth I went to faggot neggar pussy land and everyone knew your name and said you are the pass around fag. Haha
get raped

what the fuck are we waiting for?

it's a substantial bulge

Freddy talks about how much he loves eating pussy like a straight guy does right before getting his ass blown out in a gay porno

>>211841152
Novelty Enjoyer and a waifufag

>putting them in full body suits so they have to shit and piss themselves
wiggers are DISGUSTING

why is ellie the opposite of sexual?
i feel gay watching her, shes like a plank of wood

>>211841603
why does she always look so retarded

Is anything supposed to happen on this show?

>>211841565
>hypocrite
>sam hyde

>>211841589
aryeh is funny but there is for sure some cringeworthy moments

>>211841603

>>211841598
yeah "average body" is a decent search term

>>211841601
>>211841603
kek

>>211841445
NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK

>>211841616
sam to come in and bring his signature good mood

>>211841386
>>211841435
ELLIE IS PEAK

>>211841598
he'll have to travel to Nippon

>>211841590
she's right she did it after she was eliminated, drench did it as part of the competition

>>211841598
efukt.com

>>211841152
Pre-S1 Novelty Enjoyer reporting in
Good breakdown

This show is not G10

It's not even G5

>>211841433

These people suck snd are annoying which is why I want them in the cell. Freddy wont be able to contain himself with the bait tts, aryeh cant stop talking about his fishbucks. They will all get annoyed with eachother.

>>211841531
I love this image for some reason

>>211841629
She’s Turkish

>>211841619
yeah i know exactly what you're talking about

>fish wear white space suits
>locked in "the cell"
>it's a spaceship
>all other cameras go down
>rest of the house gets transformed during the challenge

>>211841598
javs

>>211841629
she's turkish

Stop sending money to the wiggers, and that grifting unc. Start sending money to The Angel of /ftl/.
https://cash.app/$angierreyes

reddit tourists, fuck off.

>>211841536
why are seth and ellie sleeping together rubbing heads, jet fucking fix this right now

>I might be

>>211841622
And the girls are on their period too. This competition, with these rules, puts them at risk of Toxic Shock Syndrome. They needed to wait a week.

>>211841376
Its okay because we have Mints

>>211841429
It ended when Jin was kicked

>>211841625
you feel gay because you feel no attraction to a 10/10 girl

>>211841651
>it's g3

>>211841647
And?

>i might be
>gay?
>no, a self-pitying narcissist

>>211841665
Transformed how? What can they do really

Any1 else warming up on the S4 cast?

>>211841678
direnc isn't anymore

>>211841636
what is going on down there it looks like some huge testies but i could also see it being a big old meaty fupa

>>211841665
In reality... tickle challenge and throw milk on each other challenge

The coach looks at you. I am the coach

>>211841434

>>211841692
This bitch is so fine

>>211841152
Am torture sadist. Season 2 was my favorite.

How old is this guy?

goran has aged 10 years in 6 months

>>211841704
not really they r kinda boring

>>211841429
>No freaking cap guys, I think if fishtank s4 ended now I would MISS the fish…anyone else feel this way?
ive been watching daily since the beginning and i dont know who any of these people are

S4 sucks ass and is boring

>>211841467
Won’t be the longer she stays here

>message one of the smart guys

>>211841100
bottom looks more like Angie than Ellie lol

>>211841706
Maybe less flow, but didn't she say this about 2-3 days ago?

>>211841601
her irises are insane, she's got like a galaxy in there

>2 messages played out of the speakers at the same time
>yeah it's always done that
TURK STOP SHIT TESATING PRODUCTION

Anyone else watch the first 3 weeks of a season and after that just gradually stop watching. Only watched season 1 and bloodgames all the way through. After finishing season 1, it felt so draining.

>>211841704
Yeah in a weeks time it will be a classic

>>211841376
you really think he's done? it's been one day

nigga iron your shit

>>211841505
Can someone let me know? I want to know if I should hate Ariyeh. This seems to be a re-occuring thing with the Fish this season. They do something bad and when it happens to them they act personally offended not even mad but offended.

Its such a disguisting low iq low impulse character trait.

>>211841703
white pai-
oh wait

Come the fuck on Jet

dead show

>>211841725
>>211841731
25 years young

did anyone know that rachel had a cameo? under "theratchetrachel"

"The villain. The icon. The surprise favorite." seems like fatass had plans bigger than her stomach and a head more swollen than even that. thought she was some sort of supervillain who everyone would love by the end of the show. Didn't even last a week. Holy shit, what an arrogant tard.

27 btw. Greasy geezer.

Time for another job counsel sesh with Jet

>>211841610
Are they denim? Because that would explain why it looks so fucked up.

>another hour of goran's life advice before the challenge starts
i fucking hate this show

>>211841753
hasn't it been like 3

>>211841735
okay find something else to do instead of doomposting

season 3 was peak asf. fuck the haters slowburn is the way to go

>two more hours of interviews
FUCK

>continuing this gay jet pep talk thing
god fucking dammit dude how little awareness does this wigger have

>>211841725
53

>>211841505
It's even funnier than that. The money was actually money that he stole from Freddy the day before. He also at first thought it was Freddy who gave it to Angie and tried to lecture him for stealing his own money back. It's literally the "Jew cries out as he strikes you" meme.

Kino-cucked once again! Thank you, Jet!

>>211841417
imagine sticking your entire face behind that

Ready for Direnc to lie about her career?

>>211841731
nigga aged 20 years in like 2 days

>another hour of confessionals

>>211841678
oh no wonder ellie looks so uncomfortable :(

these interviews are unbearable

You get to add one previous fish as a freeloader, who do you choose?

>>211841749
I only did that with Season 2. I checked back in for swamp games but didn't really care. I watched all of season 1, most of season 3, all of bitchtank, all of season 4 so far, all of bloodgames.

Season 2 was fucking trash.

>more interviews
aight fuck this

Dude are you fucking kidding me? Kill yourself jet

>>211841749
Same but because they consistently fuck up
>S2 fantank reveal and Cole kicking
>S3 RV/losing focus with Xavier and shit
>S4 was unwatchable from the start

when drench stares off into space with her weird eyes i feel like she's seeing something we can't

>>211841805
connor

>more confessionals

>>211841766
>>211841735

he looks like a bong

are they just trying to kill time for something?

>>211841791
she's already talked about being a camwhore dough

Aryeh looks into your eyes deeply until you're forced to acknowledge his monster dong
How do you avoid his male gaze?

KILL

>>211841805
Summer without her meds

>>211841805
Kwab

>>211841805
tj for vibe reasons

>>211841790
nigga ur a gooner kill urself

Gosh, I just really miss season 3

sam is so over fishtank, shame because its the best thing he ever made

certainly better than the fucking sam hyde show or his stand up

>>211841794
If you have girls on, you need to time it so that girls aren't on their periods during the Cell.

ARTIST GUYS

AUTISTS TOGETHER STRONG

>>211841805
Sylvia, we need a hog

>>211841805
Alex b obviously

I like the Jet pep talks

>>211841823
theyre doing the cell and are waiting for sam

>>211841152
Novelty Enjoyer

>wants to be bigshot director
>she says hes not a big deal to her at all

>rachel leaves
>0 content since
literally how

>>211841761
They're gonna add some more colored lines on the walls AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH CRAAAAAWLING INNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN

>>211841805
octavius thunder

>>211841852
Kill yourself faggot it’s not even a pep talk

Angelina is probably the most embarassing fish yet, Betty 2

>>211841747
>>2 messages played out of the speakers at the same time
Yeah it did that on every season
do these retards not know ANYTHING going on in their own show???

>>211841814
>didn't see S1
>doesn't get S4
Like clockwork

>>211841853
Sam isn't coming back

>>211841837
true

WRENCH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
HIS EGO IS GOING TO FUCKING BALLOON

That suit makes Ellie look taller.

>>211841844

Wrench is an artist guy

>>211841847
sylvia was actually tolerable tho

>>211841805
the two-time winner, of course

>I'm an introvert

>so... a/s/l? jk lol

DIRENC ABOUT TO SELF SABOTAGE SHE DOESNT KNOW WE KNOW

>>211841823
Yeah, for five more weeks.

would an introvert accept crack from stranger in an alley?

sex with the hog who runs rachel's twitter account

*closes tab*

>>211841805

>introvert
>Spreads asshole online

>>211841859
Her constant screaming probably put everyone on edge. Broken windows theory

>>211841823
Sam is trying to get it together
He's been crying in the basement bathroom for two houses staring at the goldstiker suit while in his ripped and skidmarked underwear

Day 10 5pm

>>211841876
I did see S1, I was posting in the threads before the stream started.

>>211841775
No it's like sport shorts, it looks fucked up because it's wrinkled in

>>211841878
i just spoke to him a few minutes ago and hes literally on his way

>>211841871
Okay :(

>>211841903
kek this

>>211841805
Jon

>>211841759
It’s extremely common anywhere you live - people justify their own behaviors because they feel it was justified or can rationalize it after the fact or forget they did it. People are far less charitable or knowledgeable/sympathetic regarding what motivates other’s actions which harm (You).
Frankly, there’s little benefit to NOT acting this way

>>211841859
All they had to do was pay her $20,000 cash direct deposit via debit.
All they had to fuckin do.
She would have never asked them for another favor.

>>211841805
CK is the only right answer

>>211841788
That's what I thought I remember shoving it all into his bag lel. There is not a single likeable person in this house besides Ellie

>>211841903
every extroverted girl claims to be introverted and its making me rage.

Allowing them to steal fishbucks was a bad idea.
Why even perform in humiliating challenges when it's easier to just steal the money from the winner?

Aryeh iron golem when !?

>>211841805
Jimmy

I don't think Angie leaving is the reason why the tank is so bad right now

>>211841859
that's just the way the cookie crumbles

>>211841894
we've all done this

>>211841837
sam thinks the sam hyde show is his creme de la creme because joe rogan liked dear elon. sad. that show will fail too

>>211841376
Not surprised he was sarcastically shitting on the show the entire time

>i've already been a whore and a druggie, now i need something else to chase that high
Incredible.

>>211841805
Summer. I feel like her interactions with Arye and Daniel would be spastic kino

Where's my juul?

>>211841894
guess I missed this whole discovery

>>211841896
What's she saying? I'm not gonna watch

>being addicted to robot dick

>>211841834
what vibe

>>211841805
Cole for the lolz
if not him probably Alex B, Burt, or Jon

>>211841835
I can't because there are people that care about and depend on me

>>211841598
Literally type in ugly guy fucks porn. Fat guy fucks. Retard fucks. Simple lol

>>211841945
Yeah, this bitch is fucked

>>211841928
Introvert doesn't mean not talking to people for months at a time anon

>>211841805
Jon

Dirench gave the best reason for being on the show anyone could give. You wont have a career after this shit

jet's greasy collapsed sleep deprivation haircut looks better on him than the coiffed version

jet needs to be mercilessly torn apart limb from limb with salt poured on his nerve endings while he's forcibly kept barely alive by life support

>>211841931
Ellie is craving that BWC

>>211841956
ur hand depends on u to jerk ur micropenis

>>211841376
Prove it larper nigger

>>211841931
Is his cock as bent as his spine?

>>211841910
after you guys banged?

>>211841951
How? This was known since like day two

>>211841805
rachel

>>211841952
shes lying.
>dont want fame
>scrubbed internet of her presence

I think Angie leaving is the reason why the tank is so bad right now

>>211841972
this

>>211841925
Ellie stole a fishbuck from angie when her candybag was raped open

ANGELINA FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANNA GLORP ON HER BRACES

>>211841805
JON

>i can just strip for 2-3 more years and pay off my mortgage
wiggers owned

>kicked her off because of no Vader machine
>probably takes a few days to get a new one
>said "see you in a week" as she was leaving

Rachelbros never lose hope

>>211841977

>>211841805
TJ

Holy shit Drench is insufferable.

>>211841805
airsoftfatty

>>211841152
Novelty enjoyer and torture sadist who has been watching since day one. The competition is just a vehicle that they usually drop the ball on, if you're watching to see who deserves the win I don't think any season meets the standards of a legitimate show.

>>211841894
We're actually living in crazy times, where some top OF whores only ride dildos and shit, because they're like 23 year old virgins who never had a bf.

Vtubers are even worse, you have like million-view vtubers who are 25 year old virgins.

This season has reminded me of how bad S3 was. I always thought that Burt was hugely overrated, he was always just a mentally ill autistic schizo gay black man that loves attention way too much and really doesn't understand the world at all and the show became about him but the joke was over on day one. The three seasons with MDE/FTL fans have been better, it was worth trying the famous house rugpull but hopefully they don't try it again.

>>211841946
this ellie bitch looks and moves like a metal pole

Wrench just DQ'd herself. They want someone who will benefit from the show and help the brand
Freddy wins calling it now

>>211841903
Inverted pussy lips

>>211841990
i miss a lot, i work long hours

>>211841805
ALEX B

>>211842003
>>211841998
when i see these posts and wonder who posts them i imagine cryokeen

Drench mogs this jewish therapy nonsense

Why does Jet keep trying to force this streamer bootcamp shit

Need some ben action

Jet where are the guests? Where are the freeloaders?

Sam is currently in the basement blowing loads in Mints. He’ll be up soon.

I like direnc

>>211842011
i bet Sam was raging at Jet and Ben for having the biggest lol cash cow in the history of the internet walk away from them.

>>211841998
cute

>>211841805
Lubecooch

>>211842013
Cute twink

>>211841376
if you're who I think you are you're bullshitting, yeah Sam was pissed about the fortune teller but he'll be back. you wouldn't know but he already talked to jet, why do you think jet's doing the fish interviews this self improvement shit?

>>211841951
hazelnutt
some LEGENDARY anon ran her through facial recognition and it came back with her cam videos

Freddy believes in Aryeh now this is peak

She's a good woman

>>211842027
would be about time a alex b jon archetype won, shame its gonna be wasted on a season like this

Rachel, Burt, Jimmy, Jon, Summer, Alex B, Jon, Letty fishtank would be cool

>>211841835
Stop encouraging goonicide that’s not cool

Remember the gumball machine?

direnc planning to tj it by disappearing

>>211842041

direnc is based doing this just for the experience and doesn't want clout or even really cares about the money

this nigga already has his cell strategy on lock

>>211842024
>because they're like 23 year old virgins who never had a bf.
you dont actually believe this do you?

>>211842024
Vtubers make sense. They can hide their identity and just play vidya or talk about anime. It's the perfect femcel job.

>>211842013
Me in the back

Swagmaxxing

>>211841931
Dan is a grower

>so you're willing to just be on fishtank for no money
>perfect

>>211841936
Yeah, it's probably just a coincidence.

>>211842053
I am who you think you are yeah but from what I saw before I left it was over

How many grams of protein do you get in a day?

>>211841931
is that a tumor on his right

>see we didn't let the prostitute win, it's a Christian show
>gives her $15k

how are you guys holding up in this heatwave? it's fucking 95f with high humidity here.

>>211842075
of course I do

why are they in white suits? whats the bit?

>>211842079
We will hunt her cam streams down and say hi

>>211842072
perfection

We (/ftl/) all love The Angel of /ftl/. You should leave if you don't. You're a tourist, and you don't belong here. We won't stop loving The Angel of /ftl/, just because you seethe about her.

>>211842053
>>211842097
growing larp

>>211841759
What you have to understand is that aryeh isnt acting this way on purpose because he's too autistic to understand it's literally his genetics causing him to behave like this. Normal jews act like this all the time and on purpose. Yes, it literally is that bad. He stole money from freddy, then kvetched as angie stole money from him after he had a direct hand in forcing her off the show. He is doing mental gymnastics like crazy to justify why she was in the wrong but what he did is okay. It's hard to wish the worst on him because he's too retarded to understand it's his base nature. If he were a non-autist jew I would want to set him on fire

>>211842082
straight edge former junkie who compulsively cleans, former stripper who is disgusted by having fans
guys it's looking like we have a woman with an actual soul, what the fuck

>stripper has a fuckin house and her ex looks after her cats
uh huh somethigns not adding up

>>211841805
who wouldn't love more greg? he's a content masheen and i bet he would fly out as soon as he was asked, gregger neggers rise! \o/

>>211842120
my ac unit is right next to my desk so i've been chilling but running errands has been brutal

>>211842120

>>211842132
Angie would never come here lol wdym

WHERE'S THE CONTENT IN THIS JOINT?

Ellie is just asleep right now. Great content, Jet. Kill yourself.

>>211842146
hell ye

>>211842117
>gives her more or equal to the winner
kek, simp hyde

>>211842053
what is this? club? you guys have inside information about sammy being upset?

Lets use this time waiting for Sam to stream some SmokeTeam6

>>211842128
Sperm cell challenge

>>211842053
Hi Mints enjoy doing it for free

Smelly Ellie

I love dwrench

What's Angie doing right now?

This bitch actually has her shit together

>>211842120
stay inside 24/7 like i always do

>>211841805

>crackwhore
>camwhore
>shows her ass tits and pussy for money
>acts like she's a shy humble introvert

How do women justify this shit in their minds

>>211842158
They all always do though. All of them.

Drench is a good woman

She's a conventional stripper or counts camwhoring as stripping? Am confused

if drench wasnt a crack smoking prostitute she'd almost be a decent woman!

Drenc is too put together to be on this show

hey faggot early baker WW@ bake the zamn faggot ass early thread you fucking faggot

>>211842139
>former stripper

Fishtank really is the b project for Sam when this show brought back his relevance in reality

>A crackwhore stripper in a 3rd world country has a better life then me
okay this it

this feels like waiting in the living room for the entire family to be ready for the family trip

Imagine direnc just lets out a fart rn

she's unironically a good woman

>>211842009
>strip
She is literally an escort
Quick reminder that ten minutes ago aryeh said the words "if she's selling her body for money I would feel bad for her" when talking about angie
Lol

>>211841376
Are you the same anon that posted the paragraph the other day?
because im going to need some credentials

PAGING MR DIRECTOR

THIS SHIT SUCKS

Holy shit I’m all in on da wench

>>211842120
I live in Texas summers are always hot

>>211842201
she's an actual stripper

>>211842180
she is unironically the biggest winner fish in dishtank history

How can I make stripper tier money as a guy in a way that is not gay?

>>211842195
>b-but I don't like to talk to people I don't want to fuck
literally that

see this crack enjoying stripper?
yeah, she's the fish with the most well put together life outside the show

>>211841376
>Sam quit the show
Is that why its better now?

WRENCH STRONK OOTHA FISH WEAK WRENCH MOG

>You don't dance you just walk around collecting tips
>And then you get naked and dance
Huh

>>211841946

>the cam whore is the one with a realistic life plan and is financially stable
Say it with me: she's a good woman

NEW

>>211842191
>>211842191
>>211842191

new

>>211842191
>>211842191
>>211842191

>crackwhore wants to have all her fun and do drugs and then wants to settle down with a husband

Why do they keep pretending being on Fishtank is some amazing opportunity to launch a career? Josie is the only person who made any significant money

>>211842201
Probably both.

she's a good woman

>>211842195
women are not capable of logic and the ones that are have autism

>>211842203
She really ain’t

final 2 better be freddy and drench

are they doing the sperm challenge?

>Doesn't want kids
>Ex-stripper
Boy plenty of high quality guys are gonna show up for that

>>211842201
I haven't heard anyone drop her club but she stays flexible and in shape like a dancer.

They should make a fishtoy that forces all fish and staff to call her hazelnutt for a day and change her stoix to hznt

>>211842120
>>211842151
I work outside a lot.
The secret is LONG FUCKING SLEEVES
A BIG FUCKING HAT
AND I JUST GOT ONE OF THESE NECK FAN THINGS AND IT FUCKIN WORKS
Fuck EVERYTHING about the summer

why do you guys act like crack is some insane shit, it's just a little bit of crack

Stripping to pay off the mortgage, the ultimate goy.

>>211841805
Letty and Jon are still the only fish that have aura where like I would want to see them again. TJ is alright but not on their level. and I still have Burt fatigue.

BREAKING NEWS:
ellie is sleeping
content is currently at maximum level

>>211842252
da wrench is btfoing this right now

>>211842254
She's almost ready to settle down bros

>>211842206
people have been saying it so long i assumed it's true
camwhore is pretty much equivalent to a stripper but i assumed turkish belly dancing was involved

>>211842245
early ass bake

>>211842244
Who would've thought one of the most likable people to ever be on the show is a crack-addicted stripper

>>211842195
im introverted and I did nude scenes in theater
introverted people can also act crazy if they are in a comfortable environment

>>211841928
The worst is when girls like Ellie say they're autistic

>>211842252
they are delusional or the 2 paypigs thatll donate 100$ a month are worth it for them

>Direddit simps
The grimmest it's ever been.

>>211842246
shes only showing her asshole online, whats the difference if she's done it once or 1000 times

is Upstairs Hallway cam broken for anyone else on ppv?

Any cute Ellie moments since she put on the bodysuit?

>>211842252
Burt is probably right there with Josie maybe not huge amounts but he still draws a YouTube crowd and constant donos

>>211842325
no just looks stupid like she has a full diaper

>>211842146
this mf needs to die

>>211842195
and a fuckin mortgage to pay
she dont deserve anything

>>211842270
I can be the man she needs me to be

>>211842227
The fact that she enjoys her job even if it’s deplorable but volunteers for former addicts is admirable. On top of working at a pub and club to pay off her mortgage just makes me like her spirit.

>>211842283
i enjoyed burt on matan but he's got like three notes he can play
burt is a side character

Jet seems really concerned with time and money....

>>211842271
She said she's a stripper at a bar

She's burning all of her money to pay off a debt rather than invest. I guess strippers work from a "cash in the mattress" mindset.

>2 nights a week
>Making all this money
How fucking much do strippers get paid

>>211842158
Work on your reading comprehension, tourist.

>>211842229
mid level standup comedian, locally famous musician, low level pro athlete

wrench has been speaking for like 30m now an dI have no idea what she is even saying

She's so ugly and so hot at the same time

>>211841778
no i think sam was there friday wasn't he

>>211841411
Nope it’s just normal middle class, I live in the rich areas of San Diego you can trust me

>I don't take a day off
>I only work 2 nights a week
Well which is it Drenc

>>211842469
the dicks don't suck themselves

>>211842469
This makes less sense the more she talks

>>211842397
You can't invest money you don't got, anon. That's just gambling.

>>211841621
Cute

Please Jet ffs just skip Seth and start the Cell

>>211842120
Thats normal weather in Texas
Im sitting outside under the shade watching fishtank on my phone

>>211841297
Ask race mixer CSAM hyde why he hates white people

>gives a portion of the prize money to the person taking care of her cats while she's on the show
>gives a portion of the prize money to the person who introduced her to the show and take her out for dinner
Drench is a good person

you niggers are still watching this shit? shit was dead in the water when they kicked the GOAT Jin for making too much content

I'm still in denial that Steinful managed to fumble it with Josie.
How can you care more about watching chinese people and macacos playing counter strike than taking your gf that you convinced to take a vacation and flew over to your country out on dates? Wtf is he thinking?

>>211841152
>Might appreciate the artsy/kino/Neptunian aspects of the show.
There's no way even Jet thinks it's anything but schlock, right?

>>211842610
If you take more than you give, you're not a good person.
She's an aussie mooch who works two nights a week while her country suffers.
You people are so touch-starved.

>>211842629
Agreed. But he wasn't even that great. These people suck

So refreshing to have someone like Drench, who just came to play the game, treats it like a game, and is gonna dip out when its over with

>>211842374
uhh im confused uhh im gay uhh baby bro. yeah I fucking can't with it

>>211842656
>while her country suffers

What the fuck is she supposed to do about that nigga?

Yes... drink water
Piss for the piss closet

>>211842610
No she isn't you massive retard

>>211842145
she wants to fuck fred lmao

>>211842753
work more than two damn days a week and not spend it showing her asshole?
There's literally anything, and I mean anything, she could do that would actually help people.

She is not a good person.
She is not going to fuck you.

sam is so over it lol

>>211842876
Why not? Choose love and light

I have a feeling we'll see our favourite bit, the Ball Brothers.

>>211842895
I had a girl do that to me on a bus in high school and I furiously beat my meat for two weeks.
She was laying across the aisle, felt too lazy to get up to let me pass, so just lifted her legs together just like that and I developed a fetish for legs together and up.
Jesus christ it's so fucking hot

cell time nigger

>>211842444
I'm getting some shameful r34 fapping vibes from her

>>211843313
Somewhat similar experience, but I was doing the invisible human chair thing
>where you bend your legs like you're sitting in a chair and put all your weight on your back and knees
This older girl thought it was funny as fuck and sat on my lap. It was like some crazy invisible chair inception where i was sitting on the invisible chair and she was sitting on me. Her ass on my crotch literally activated something in me and I was a straight up coomer for about a month. Never saw her again either.

>where you bend your legs like you're sitting in a chair and put all your weight on your back and knees
forgot to mention it was with my back against a wall in the hallway