Thread 211842191

French edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL starts soon
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh said he wants to do gay porn, and he would suck a dick for 200K
-- Ellie is worried about alienating her "black and trans friends." Jet told her not to go to college
-- The Wrench says she doesn't want to stream after this or "capitalize on fame" at all, that she is an introvert in real life and this is her "first holiday in 10 years"

>Freeloader application link
https://zeosqo3goc0.typeform.com/to/DwJOVinY

>Watch Here
https://www.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
ppvs.su/ft

>Socials
x.com/fishtankislive
boards.fishnet.gg/

>Show Archives
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl (don't remove)

Previous: >>211840921

Watermellie

Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~

>Direnc wanting to make money over having kids
SAMS GONNA FREAK

zero doubt in my mind that she will win

these interviews from jet are incredibly pointless and boring. does he think viewers find them interesting or that he's providing the fish a service or what the fuck is going on in his retard brain?

FREDDY GET OUT OF THERE
SHE'S NOT FUCKING WORTH IT BRO

FAGGOT EARLY BAKER WW@???!!!

building an actually good supplement

the only other fish who's as put together as drench is burt

SHE WAS ACTUALLY A PROSTITUTE IT WOULD BE OKAY

I'M NOT MAD SHE HAS TO DO SEX WORK THAT'S A LAST RESORT NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE THAT LIFE

BUT IF

IF

SHE CAN MAKE MONEY JUST HANGING OUT?

SHE DIDN'T NEEEEED THE MONEY AND TOOK IT ANYWAY

THAT MAKES HER A SOCIOPATH

Who even goes to strip clubs nowadays?

Over/under on Sam really quitting

how many did we get

>>211842281
You lose. Forever.

>>211842269
She said money doesn't matter to her. She just wants enough to get by and spend her time with people she loves.

she's a good woman.

this crack whore aint adding up.

>>211842262
Based

Jet Neptune and Johnny Sack from the sopranos are the best anti-smoking campaigns ever put to film

>>211842269
House paid off by 30. Baby fever will kick in

>>211842270
>he thinks the fishtank audience has any values

has absolutely anything entertaining or interesting happened since prison stream started?

>>211842279
this is the first time i've let the stream run in the past few days. i like it

Oh hell yeah spongebob rants

>>211842120
it's 82 degrees in my room right now

Can someone explain wtf is fishtank

>>211842299
>Ellie tongue

>>211842252
Josie, Letty, Tayleigh, Taylor, Mizzy, and Binx have all made bank off of it. If you're a guy its a waste of time though.

>>211842292
It's understood that you get to fuck them if you pay them enough, people who go stripclubs a lot do it to fuck.

>>211842203
Jet needs someone that can follow his shitty directions once so she can explain it to the rest of the retards

post this tight little piece

>>211842334
Gay dating show

>>211842298
They’re waiting for him now

You don't belong here if you disagree. Hail The Angel of /ftl/, or leave.

>>211842262
truuuu

>>211842334
Retards singing and gay stuff

>>211842334
reality show with retards

>>211842299
need ellie pits for a bingo

>>211842334
it's like love island but the producers get all the action

>>211842334
reality show where people live in a house and sometimes do challenges and do funny stuff

>>211842300
>in a room without anyone else
yes that's introverted

I’m going to take a nap. Someone (You) if Ellie shows pits.

>crack head
>camwhore
>stripper
>has a solid life plan, a home and her shit together
How does she do it? She keeps destroying my previous misconceptions. If only she wanted kids I'd wife her up immediately.

Jet knows nothing about anything

Letty is going to fuck Ricky Berwick

>>211842321
is he going g10 today?!

>>211842299
Ellie has hairy pits that lock in the stinky asian aroma, please fix

>>211842334
Fishtank, also known as fishtank.live, is an interactive reality gameshow created by Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune. During its run, Fishtank is streamed online 24/7, allowing viewers to interact with contestants and the house in real time. Fishtank confines a number of contestants inside a house for 42 days (6 weeks) with only two rules: don't leave and don't smoke weed. The competition is unpredictable and humiliating challenges are conducted, while players endure constant manipulation from the audience.
The show allows viewers to prank contestants and determine what happens to them via donations, with a grand prize awarded to the last surviving contestant.
Additionally, Fishtank has had multiple seasons, including Season 1 (Spring 2023), Season 2 (Winter 2023-24), Season 3 (Fall 2024), and a special season called Season 2.5 / Vampire Bloodgames, which aired from June 25 to July 9, 2024.

>>211842361
>jin in c tier
kys faggot

>>211842292
Muslims

shes gonna save a few months of working wow!

>>211842381
probably has a husband

>>211842323
you're insane

be honest, your life is a fucking mess compared to hers isn't it?

Why is Jet so obsessed with time money and efficiency ?

what is the point of doing this

>>211842386
does aryeh have a bigger bulge than beniel?

>>211842361
Your angel is currently getting her back blown out by the same dude who will beat her to death in 6 months max.

>>211842361
Retard you fell for her simp baiting and her trying giga hard to be josie

I repeat: How can I make stripper tier money as a guy in a way that is not gay?

>>211842334
Gay male dating show for queer gay boys

We have reached the point where anons are simping over a literal crackwhore. Not a crackwhore as a joke, but a used up ugly woman who is literally addicted to crack and is a prostitute. This is absolutely the most Goranian these threads have ever been. Holy shit.

>>211842279
he thinks he's sam

>>211842334
Big Brother but everyone is a 4chan autist

Are u fully insane

>>211842381
incels BTFO

>>211842334
people like looking at fish so you have a glass box fill it with water and put fish in them

>>211842385
maybe idk, he's playing some hectic music
it's hard to have ftl unmuted with the shit mics and jet

I want to take Eleanor into the shower and wash her properly. She seems like the type who can’t shower on her own.

>>211842381
she's done crack like 6 times. if someone had done powder cocaine 6 times, would you call them a coke head?

>>211842330
I took my reptile heat gun thermometer outside a few hours ago and it was 136 degrees F on my front steps. Granted that's wooden steps in the middle of the sun with no shade, but still, fuck this shit.

S2
S4

>>211842419
His entire sense of self-worth is derived from having money. He has nothing else.

I think I heard Sam pulling up just now

Any cute Ellie moments since she put on the white bodysuit?

>>211842334
boring fag show where nothing happens and all the entertaining people get kicked out early

>>211842417
No shit. Despite being a stripper camwhore who does recreational drugs, she's probably more capable at success than any other retard contestant on here

>>211842438
put on some fox news if this is too scary for you grandpa

>>211842361
>Meg and Mauro above Ian
That's fucked up, man. Don't say that shit

>>211842379
someone post the pic of her spreading her asshole next to another girl

>>211842361
Simbal needs to be one tier up as much as I hate that faggot he was a good villain

>>211842429
Start pushing and work your way up the cartel ladder.

Trvth Nvke: Direnc is the only marriage material in s4

>>211842334
it's an online alt-right big brother/Cx ripoff reality show that's rigged and exists to launder Sam Hyde's money

also the main director/producer Jet Neptune uses it to groom and get sex from e-girls. He started with low confidence and ambition trying to use the clout he leeched from Sam Hyde to fuck some gangly 6 feet tall Indian/Mexican furry girl, 3 years later had two 3-5/10s rim his ass, and now has become so full of himself he's trying to groom a 10/10 asian highschool girl with a 4.0 gpa.

Dude has lost the plot.

>>211842438
didn't read because she's a good woman

sams probably very angry that the crackwhore stripper is the most successful person from the show

>>211842361
there are like 3 angiesimps and everyone hates you

>>211842334
a /b/tard from 2006 adopted an /r9k/ robot from 2016 who made a 24 hour internet reality show

>>211842417
Other than not having a girlfriend my life is perfect right now

>>211842438
Not simping but she's a good interesting fish and I'm glad she's in the show.

>>211842438
She is nice, has goals, has direction, seems fun, non judgemental, responsible, kind, thoughtful, and beautiful.
One of the best people on fishtank ever

>>211842417
>don't own a home
>don't have a plan for my future
>just mindlessly working day by day
>no lust for life
She's in a better state than I've ever been.

>>211842481
she is a bit self conscious about how her shorts are riding up in her ass

>>211842292
my normie friends invite me often, they go often
the answer is normies

>>211842386
Ben is the only legitimately funny member of production.

>>211842454
we all do this with our bros right

Just now tuning in, what's with the white outfits? Is it funny?

JET NEPTUNE (IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, I HIGHLY DOUBT IT IS), STOP THIS NONSENSE! YOU TOLD US THE CELL CHALLENGE WAS HAPPENING AND WE'RE WATCHING CONFESSIONALS! IF I HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING THIS I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!

>>211842339
Girls can farm simps, that's obvious. Doesn't mean we should have to be subjected to these boring ass "what's your 5 year plan after fishtank" type interviews every season.

How fucking much do Aussie strippers get paid

>I don't know how to spell gratitude
Kek

>>211842512
he's gonna sperg out really bad if he ever learns about this interview and ever comes back on the show

>goes to basement
>comes up in 30 minuts
So who's life advice interview haven't I gotten to yet?

>>211842552
more fetish bait

>>211842468
Yes. How much does one have to do before they're a "head"?

out of all the casts in fishtank I'd pick this season to hang out with

freddy, aryeh, drench, jin would all be great on a night out

>>211842438
bogantank season 5

>>211842438
I agree with >>211842520
but if she wasn't an aussie and was born american I think most people would hate her and refer to her as a roach more

>>211842417
>have mortgage paid off as much as her
>i am 4 years older
she's a good woman

>>211842552
they're doing the what's inside burt's asshole challenge.

>skipping seth again
thank fucking god

>>211842334
8 retards locked in a house for six weeks

>>211842438
a lot of posters here are literal women, trannies, and faggots. not the people you think it is

>>211842512
sam has no real principles so he doesnt care

>skipping seth
My favorite bit. keep it up.

seamus bros... it happened again

>>211842417
yeah but i have rich parents so it doesn't matter

>>211842563
She said 4-500 an hour on a good night

>>211842563
strippers like pretty much anywhere can make a couple thousand a night bro

>>211842417
I get neetbux and have fallen into a depression that has made me so fat a seat belt struggled to fit around me now. But no, at least I'm not a fucking whore.

>seth snubbed again
He's 100% a plant lmao

>>211842530
She's a good woman

How does he keep doing it bros?

>>211842576
use regularly. someone that's drank 6 times in their life isn't an alcoholic.

>Aryeh singing
Same, Ellie. Same.

holy fuck i hate areyeh this gay ass nigga can someone tape his mouth AHHHHHH stop singing!!!

>>211842563
up to 500 AUD an hour minus house fees and any fines for the night

Fun fact: if you're new to a city and you need connections find your nearest strip club

Lets be real, ellie and jet have great chemistry together

>>211842603
>>211842605
fuck i love when they skip seth and wasnt watching now i have to go back and watch just for this

>>211842605
more house plant than show plant
shouldn't a plant DO THINGS

He's driving Ellie insane singing musicals and having his BJC right there.

*makes the tourists seethe*
How is The Angel of /ftl/, so talented, powerful, and beautiful?
We should all financially thank her.
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AngelinaReyes38?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US
https://throne.com/purplemoths
https://cash.app/$angierreyes

Sucks that most of these Ellie and Direnc webms/mp4s are too large for /bant/. Jannies really to need to fix this.

>>211842605
Yeah a house plant this nigga isn't doin SHIT

>>211842605
no fucking shit, he last minute replaced someone and is very obviously one of jets wigger friends

>>211842463
something in the way ~
mmm-hhmmmm ~

...Dance Break...

>>211842623
someone needs to put gorilla tape across arye's mouth and nose for about 10 minutes

>>211842417
her life is better than mine but not by a ton, i don't own a house but i live on my own and like my job and have good friends

Are we gonna greg it up this season? (pls i'm late on rent pls)

The Producers clears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zY1orxW8Aw

Seeing Ellie with Luke is kind of hot ngl

>>211842605
telling you rn its time to invest in SETH. wiggers about to rug pull you lot as he mogs the cell.

>>211842622
Nontent Ellie mogged by The Producers ogre

>>211842653
We will go to /trash/

Do we have enough fish for Autism House now?

>Burt
>Aryeh
>TJ
>Daniel
>Josie
>Abby
>Jimmy (?)
>??

>>211842665
Kek

>>211842679
if you are a cuck yeah

>>211842616
Content king Jet Ineptitude

>>211842647
literally, is seth even on the show
i've been watching for two hours and there's been no sign of him

>areye flirting
please stop

>>211842438
these niggers simp over a literal bug whos done nothing sexual
all she does is sleep and hides in the bathroom

>>211842671
hell ye

>>211842671
ADD HIM TO THE LIST
>Greg [NEW]
>Mizzy
>The fat guy from season 1
>Scott Sullivan MMA
>Jimmy Downey

was it actually confirmed the red shark was luke?

>>211842692
Jon and Cole

they brought jet down to the basement because sam just got there and saw some of the direnc confessional and went into a blind rage

Who's the other guy on the couch?

>>211842677
>The Producers
It's great. I saw a show of it years ago too it was amazing.

Has the show been worse?

>>211842712
add angie too

>>211842702
This shit cracks me up

>>211842723
wholesome chungus sam got mad?!

>>211842671
there should be a hard ban on having previous contestants on fishtank (main seasons) ever again

>>211842545
sometimes i let them jerk it a lil bit so they know im not hard

>>211842438
>>211842716
She's a good woman
/thread

>>211842692
tayleigh is real autistic, josie is fake autistic.

>>211842737
yes many many times

>>211842737
Yeah greg was on it

>>211842671
he overstayed his welcome 12h into s2

>>211842671
The Greg hate is gay and forced ngl
He carried over whole week of S2

>>211842696
If she MUST be with someone on the MDE crew, Luke would be the only person worthwhile.

Ellie in sperm outfit + hair out gave me a chubby real quick

>>211842650
>advertising and begging

>>211842717
His mask came off during the fight

Who goes to strip clubs real talk? I'm 29 and have been twice in my entire life and it was when i turned 21 and once when my buddy got married. I felt nothing both times I went. The chase of getting a girl naked it way more rewarding then paying for it

>>211842717
Red and White sharks swap out in various days
They sent Luke in to box because neither Mints nor Jet wanted to do anything physical

>>211842750
sammy angry!!!!!

sharpfart status?

>>211842417
She's obviously a competitive high IQ individual hampered by the fact that she grew up in a shitty environment, so no shit that she's successful. Her father was a Computer Scientist apparently.

captcha: 4GAYX

>>211842717
yes freddy knocked his mask off and he said it was him to freddy afterwards

>Guys, it is a bit. We have a handful of actors like this who we use throughout the show. They are briefed beforehand ("you might get 'canceled' for working with me", "we are going to scream at you and break glass, walk out in outrage when you feel the tension about to peak", etc.) There was no point during filming where there was any malicious bad vibes actual tension going on* *except for the stand-up comedian guy during the talent show that part is bad
>Thank you all so much for watching

>she's a camwhore stripper with a brother in prison for islamic terrorism and doesn't want children
>doesn't have the looks to compensate for any of that
>thinks she can find someone to marry that isn't going to be uber ugly or has serious issues

>>211842766
so he was good for 1 week

>>211842717
It was nick fuentes

>>211842716
she has a soul and as such is probably a repressed lesbian

>>211842677
Don't be stupid
Be a smartie
Come and join the Nazi Party

>>211842782
Had a stripper at a party once, never been to a stripclub though

>>211842737
No actually.

>>211842792
commanding his simpcord

>>211842737
Honestly im hatewatching at this point but it could be saved with freeloaders. but like right now. where are the fucking freeloaders? why were they not lined up?

>>211842786
>kills the interest in the show by dragging out the show

I miss her

>>211842671
No one wants groomzy_VA

>>211842650
bruh

Jet is going to ask Ellie if she wants to work for him after she gets eliminated. For "experience"

>>211842766
granted
mind you, s2 was kill a week in

>>211842759
Tay is just a rural weirdo that fucked her brain with homemade drugs. Kinda like Kansas Tayleigh

>>211842786
these wiggers are so fucking incompetent

BEN

>>211842793
>secular Turk, escape to the west by studying Computer Science in the 80s
>your kids become an ISIS schizo and a crack whore

How do you recover from this?

>>211842792
Cucked

Has Seth figured out that everyone hates him yet? If not that's pretty funny.

So was this whole interview thing Sams idea to trick the audience in to thinking they care about the people of the house after everyone saying yesterday was satanic?

>>211842814
i start out neutral every season then start hatewatching when they do something mega retarded. this season it only took 4 days kek

Chris I'm filming an ad, can I call you back?

>>211842717
it was boxing obviously but not before that

>we missed the timeline of jin bricked up with a tiny asian dick looking at the revealing morph suits
why even live..

>>211842782
Mainly the older crowd who are about 45+. I'm 29 as well and only went once when I was 18. It's nothing to a generation raised on internet porn

>>211842821
>>211842650
this is faggot shit and you gotta rope

>>211842381
Direnc is a literally an ugly retard with a 90 IQ maximum and yet, because she's a woman, she is in a position at 28 a man with an above average IQ in their 30s would have to work 80 hours a week to be in, and which someone who is her intelligence and looksmatch could only dream of being in.

>>211842838
yeah probably

>>211842816
impressive. very nice. but he needs the bandaid

>>211842823
there's an easier way to make streaming money to a wider audience

>>211842821
She is a good woman

>>211842854
Home

>>211842837
>b-but everyone loved oddbodd
no that was 10 twitter orbiters and Jet and Ben.

>>211842851
season 4? never heard of it

>>211842839
yeah theres actually no one i really like and dont really wanna route for another fuckin autist

>>211842844
I'm thinking about sexoooo

>>211842859
holy TVRTHNUKE

>>211842786
>>211842796
Sam is no longer part of Fishtank, why are you posting him

>>211842854
needs a meme screen

>>211842845
we also missed this with daniel and angie

>>211842477
why don't they get rid of this soulless ugly house, worst thing about S4

>>211842856
Get a load of this tourist. Fuck off back to your updoot space, kid. You aren't welcome here. We all love The Angel of /ftl/, here.

Would a fishtank watching gf be cool?

Aryeh loves Ellie.

>>211842279
i personally like the interviews, i think you're just a brewing hate watcher

Stinky freaky

Sam quit

>>211842904
dies of cringe

Has the show ever been worse?

>The entirety of Bitchtank
>Blood Games after Jon left
>The RV arc
>Those three days in S3 where they did nothing but clean
>Everything involved with streamstars period
>The entirety of famous house 2.0


This is boring but its standard Fishtank boring. Not "HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD AND I ACTIVELY HATE IT" boring.

I can't believe they sell ramen noodles for 50 cents per cup
that shit is so good

>>211842881
freddy has been a really good contestant but i hate that hes wasted on this season, daniel and aryeh are good side characters but yeah idc what happens honestly

Man some awful takes in this thread today

I love season 4

>>211842907
no
hell no

>>211842679
true... Luke or not ellie needs to get utterly dominated by a gigantic white bvll while I beat up my yellow rice balls

>>211842802
She's a stripper with a nose job.

Drench is the type of girlfriend you can spit and piss on

holy fuck do something already

>>211842854
least it was until fair competitions fucked it up

>>211842908
And Ellie lives Aryeh

>>211842909
i'm not a hate watcher. i just don't understand how these interviews from jet pretending to be sam, or in any position to give life advice, are a good use of time.

>>211842924
Don't forget the s1 camping arc

WHERE THE FUCK IS SAM

NONTENT HOUSE

>>211842890
>they sent gay guys to my dying grandma's house

>>211842914
Good. He only makes the show worse.

>>211842924
>HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD AND I ACTIVELY HATE IT
That was yesterday for me

I can see Arye crying if enough people tell him Jim died

Is Jim Medicare actually dead?

>>211842890
Uhh, sorry, Tay, we don't want you for Bloodgames 2 we have a new chud girl and she is actually hot this time.

>>211842279
They’re very entertaining if you like learning about the cast

You guys understand The Cell will just be 16 hours of AI noise and annoying tts right?

>>211842907
I pay a prostitute every tuesday thursday and saturday to come over and we watch fishtank together, it's worth it

>>211842512
Jet will simply never tell him

her own dad yall

Freddy walked in on Ellie while she was in the bathroom and saw her peeing

I just hope you guys get killed and fed to dogs. Thanks.

>>211842909
you have to literally be brain dead to enjoy that shit

It's the last battle... What have you done to save your people?

Gotta clear this up: Sam was NOT kicked off the show! He walked... We want him back!

So she's an adrenaline junkie and that's why shes a stripper? It makes sense because her personality doesn't match that of a stripper/general sex worker.

>>211842925
they're even better and cheaper if you cook it yourself over a stove and use the bricks

>Direnc is a good woman!
How do we save these people?

>>211842954
still makes me laugh every time

>>211842972
AND SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY THE BALL BROTHERS

can i go to bed?
i feel like i wont miss much in the cell
these people are so boring id rather watch paint dry

>>211842952
Watching the Ellie and Direnc confessionals in the basement and getting ready to heem Jet

I hate to say it, but when Sam Hyde's ass-cancer kills him in March 2026, fishtank will die too.
Jet is not capable of running an interesting show without him.

>>211842914
It's his show.

>>211842905
i prefer it to the other houses. i wish it was even more white and sterile looking though.

It's a boring show

>>211842966
You didnt buy a hat. and he couldn't pay for his treatment. its your fault

>>211842928
agreed. i dont like how miles ahead he is of all the dudes
theres just no competition.
at least burt was funny to me but freddy is just a piece of shit insetad of a schizo cartoon character

>>211842816
We ALL do.

>>211842979
He won

>>211842967
>B-But I make funny faces into the camera!

>>211842786
>get the fish pumpped up with music "its time to lock in!"
>wait nvm gonna go intrtview drench and seth

>>211842924
>The entirety of Bitchtank
Actually had better challenges then this shit, was not a full season does not count
>Blood Games after Jon left
Didn't watch it maybe idk
>The RV arc
>Those three days in S3 where they did nothing but clean
Agreed but S3 was stronger despite it, theres still time for it to get worse.
>Everything involved with streamstars period
Why would you watch this, again not a season doesnt count
>The entirety of famous house 2.0
Lasted 2 days and was kino

>>211842754
No I want the possibility of Jon, Alex B, and Cole appearing again

>>211842936
don't test me, simp
i have reached levels of misogyny you cannot even imagine

holy fuck hes here, seems in good spirits

>>211842890
She has way better prospects in her life, she would never get baited into joining them. This is just a quirky chungus summer thing for her.

sam stinks

Let’s goooo

Sam's here

>>211842963
For me when its boring like this I just find something else to do. But when its something like the RV arc it makes me want to hate post and make fun of the wiggers.

>>211842988
her personality is exactly like an aussie stripper/sex worker though

>>211843000
sam's healthier than he's been in a long time. notice how he doesn't have a cough this season?

>>211842997
not only do you have permission to go to bed you also have permission to not come back

>>211842970
sam already did it though

Is the cell the royal rumble of fishtank?

>>211843010
DAS NAWT TRUUUUUUU

what's the meaning of sam's one red sleeve

oh my science sam is here

>>211843014
He lost his winnings apparenlty... all he had to do was not watch chinese people and macacos play counter strike.

>>211842973
Basado

>jailbait
>zoom in on sam

lol

this is the cell

We need to make Jet an uncle ON CAMERA

>>211843050
fisting

FIRST challenge. it's like lucky charms but it's only marshmallows.

Finally Sam seems happy

>>211842989
I can't find spicy chicken flavor anywhere besides the cups so that's why I buy those instead of the bricks

SAM IS HERE
FINALLY SOME CONTENT JET TAKE NOTES.

>the cell with mini challenges
the worst kind of cell

40 challenges

>>211842823
>ellie delivers plushies and candy
Wow such great experience jet!

40 mini challenges!! lollipops will be sucked!

has sam started drinking

HEI HEI HEI HEI

>>211843058
Guarana bro

>40 challenges
These are about to suck so much ass

Family Quiz challenge

hey he's being goldstriker instead of sam hyde in a goldstriker costume. he must have gotten good news from the doctor.

>>211843050
Reference to the Dusk Raiders, the pre-Primarch color scheme of the Death Guard.

>>211843072
Do you have autism?
He seems apathetic as fuck

>>211842924
>The entirety of famous house 2.0
The crazy bitch who cut the Fishtank signboard cord while it was plugged in, poured water all over Jet, and walked around with a knife like a psycho made it worth it for me.

>>211842642
NO the heck they DON'T!!

SOMEONE POST WHEN SHE WAS LEANING 45 DEGREES AWAY FROM HIM ARMS CROSSED!!

THAT'S 'STOP RAMBLING AND GET ME OUTTA' HERE TYPE BODY LANGUAGE!!

Mini challenge 1: Aryeh take off all of your clothes.

>a literal unrepentant prostitute is probably going to win season four
I hate Jet Neptune.

>>211843000
Realistically, who besides Sam could host the show?
Who, associated with MDE, has BIG onscreen presence?

Ben riding on Luke’s shoulders maybe

>>211843063
someone dressed in a green morphsuit with dots all over it should enter The Cell and start physically assaulting them with full force

THE "PERFECT CELL" CELL CHALLENGE

the ones with mini challenges are gay

>>211843025
You're literally simping for a crackhead Turkish stripper.

>>211843078
trauma dump challenge was hate and death kino

Cell with structure is actually better than TTS aids

Some of these challenges better be fucked up

Why is Sam being an insufferable asshole this season?

they should do the family guy quiz again

>>211843093
just close the tab and shut the fuck up nigger

So they're just gonna do the Kenny vs Spenny clean freak episode, huh

>>211843112
wah wah

>>211843097
lung cancer is in remission
we're so back

>>211843113
The original Hell House plan was to have Jan be the host

I foresee many challenges including fluids both bodily and non bodily in origin

>>211843128
creative differences
its why we haven't seen ben either

actually a cool idea

>>211842924
bitchtank had san andreas and fnv during downtime

>>211843112
isnt it funny how they kick off the autists but give prostitutes the win

This is a cool twist to the cell

>>211843086
>started smoking straight up cigs
>broke sobriety by sipping a beer with Freddy
sam is definitely falling to his genetic predisposition to alcoholism now that his "life's work magnum opus" flopped

>>211843108
kek they totally did this

>>211843128
He’s just playing his new character of the season; Samuel Hyde

>talked to everyone except seth
lmfao

>>211843131
MAYBE I WILL FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>211843113
Just Luke and Ben would be fine. Both are better at interacting with others. It should be Luke and Gay Ben though, and Sam comes back dressed different each time.

Seth genuinely looks hurt

BUY SETH BUY SETH BUY SETH

>>211843113
STAR POWER
Otherwise dream mode: Nathan Fielder

>>211843121
I miss the piss your pants challenge, but unfortunately this cast isn't as cute. I would only want to see Ellie or Angie piss their pants. TJ, Tayleigh, and Trish were hot enough I would have liked to have seen any of them piss their pants.

Her waist and hips hnnnnnng

>>211843117
the second i see her looking at a crotch, she's gone
disensouled
a literal farm animal that is wandering around without an owner

i really really really wanna see ellie wet herself!!!!!

>>211842924
So the last 2.5 weeks of S3 kek. You didnt have to split it up

>>211842951
that was comfy tho

>>211842924
You wouldnt get it.

actual good idea for the cell

>>211843170
I have a sort of fetish for suits like this

THE CELL S4: SOME MINICHALLENGES MATTER AND SOME DON'T EDITION

>>211843170
perfect hourglass figure

truly the only 10/10 to ever be on fishtank

>>211843151
if it chills him out I don't care, hes at his most entertaining when hes fucking enjoying himself instead of tard raging

>>211843172
get in line mister

>>211843164
who?

Wringing Ellie’s sperm cell outfit into my mouth after she pisses herself in the cell type shit

it's never been this bad
this season has not one redeeming attribute

>CHALLENEGES LEAKED:

Pillow Fight – Hit each other with pillows.

Clothes Switch – Swap clothes with someone.

Wrap in Blanket – Wrap someone up like a mummy.

Human Tower – Stack yourselves into a pyramid.

Freeze Jumping – Jump on bed and freeze when told.

Wall Sit – Sit against the wall and hold it.

No-Talk Charades – Act something out without talking.

Push-Up Tag – Do push-ups, then let the next person go.

Sock Slide – Slide across the floor in socks.

One-Leg Game – Stand on one leg longer than others.

A to Z Game – Say things in order of the alphabet.

Memory Sentence – Add words to a sentence and remember all.

Guess What I’m Thinking – Ask yes/no questions to guess.

Make Riddles – Ask and answer riddles about the room.

Whisper Game – Whisper something around the group.

Quiz Game – Ask and answer trivia questions.

Word Chain – Say related words one after another.

Truth or Lie – Say 2 true things and 1 lie.

One Word Story – Make a story one word at a time.

Count Together – Count to 30 without overlapping.

Dress Up Show – Make and show off fun outfits.

Make a Rap – Rap about stuff in the room.

Sell an Item – Pretend to sell something in the room.

Room Makeover Talk – Pretend to redesign the room.

Song Remix – Change the words of a song.

Show a Talent – Do something you’re good at or funny.

Mirror Game – Copy someone’s movements.

Sock Puppet Show – Use socks to act out a scene.

Sheet Fashion – Make clothes using sheets.

Object Art – Build something using room items.

Secret Leader – Guess who is secretly leading.

Trust Fall – Fall backward and get caught.

“Yes, and…” Talk – Build a story by saying “Yes, and…”

Fake Secrets – Say a made-up confession seriously.

Silly Debate – Argue about something dumb.

Act Like Someone – Copy another person in the room.

Freeze Pose – Freeze in a fun pose.

Pretend Court – Hold a fake trial for fun.

Team Chant – Make up a group chant.

Clap Vote – Do something, then get clapped for.

squeeze it out ellie!! squeeze supper hardd nnnghhhh

I havent gotten a (you) in awhile can someone help me out

Seth first out, calling it now.

>should I squeeze out the last bit of urine that I have
yes right into my mouth

>getting kicked from the cell challenges
that sucks

>the costumes are good
>...
>they're going to turn themselves into racecars and run in circles
lmao

40 mini challanges leaked:
>1. Do 5 push-ups
>2. Do a funny face
>3. Yell for 5 seconds
>4. Jump
>5. Shout out HK2 Podcast
>6. Do a dance
>7. Do 5 situps
>8. Sing a song
>9. Kiss jet (Ellie)
>10. Do a lil drawing
>11. Run around the room
>12. Eat a banana (Ellie)
>13. Smile
>14. Say something nice about jet
>15. Recite a funny quirky chungus reddit meme
...

>no furniture
Fucking based

People wanting to pretend this season is bad by acting like they didn't do the cell on day 10 in season 1

this is gonna suck cock

>>211843151
He said he drinks occasionally now

make ellie take off her shoes and show the camera her soft little soles challenge

>>211842191 (OP)
>IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks

Should remove this from the OP. Announcing reports is a 4chin violation

>>211843176
Only at night, during the day there was nothing for up to a week except for a fight over how water bottles got distributed

sam and jet won't even look at each other

I can feel the tension between Sam and Jet

>>211843170
Built for pushing out elliot rodger hapas

>>211843216
This is gonna be the best sleepover ever!!!

>>211843223
>Seth, we haven't done your confessional yet, can you please come out for a moment?

>>211843221
here (YOU) go

>>211843254
Sam really doesn't want to be there

>>211843242
this made me laugh for some reason

>>211843231
yeah that’s fucking gay

>>211843255
Sexual?

anyone have an early bird account for sale?

>>211843216
lold

has anything interesting happened up until now? any funny moments or dynamic changes? pretty please

>>211843237
The personalities in this picture all mog S4 nontent boring cast

>>211843254
>>211843255
what happened ?
qrd on past hour or so?

>>211843216
>he thinks they actually have 40 challenges planned
Lol

Week 2 twist status?

at what point do they cut their losses and just stop having sam even come on with such low effort?

>>211843254
strike status?

>>211843250
that's not announcing a report though

>>211843253
The Korean guy getting water tortured was better

>>211843208
>this season has not one redeeming attribute

Popular opinion: The Cell fucking sucks.

There's nothing that could be done in The Cell that couldn't be done in the living room. The only "mechanics" of The Cell are pissing/shitting outside the bathroom, not getting to eat (low energy), and getting poor sleep (low energy).

Okay I guess Sam came back my bad

>actually planned challenges
>bigger penalty for leaving the cell
okay neptune

>>211843197
She and Taylor desu

SEND HIM IN

bill ottoman asking for (You)s with a payton webm

>>211843253
skeeterbopbop just put fliggle in a heimlock? Woaaho!

SHIT BUCKET
SHIT BUCKET
SHIT BUCKET

Easy direnc win. NEXT

>>211843231
>>211843267
this, these fags always just wanna get things over with instead of letting them ride

>>211843295
STFU Faggot

>>211843273
yeah fly Angie to me we have a deal

isnt it weird how race realist charls still is whilst having sons that look indian

>>211843268
More like Sam looks like he wants to smash that bottle Jet has over his head

>>211843295
me when im retarded and cant conceptualize endurance challenges

>>211843282
Sam is over this shit

>>211843294
>ellie dolphin shorts
I'd shove my mouth and nose so deep in her sweet little 18 year old pussy and asshole through the sheer fabric so deep you couldn't pull me out I'd clamp on like a lamprey

>>211843216
>>211843234

Ok you beat me on time and did a better job, gg

Who goes poopie in the cell?

>>211843295
It's a fishtank classic for a reason, closet pissing is kino as fuck

>>211843237
virtually everything in S1 is excusable because it was novel
now there is no excuse
not to mention the cell season 1 was a hail mary to recover viewership after the Simmons freefall

>>211843282
The cell. When the fish were using the bathroom/getting ready Sam and Jet talked in the hallway and it was awkward

>>211843285
good image

>>211843285
i interpreted "week 2" or "two weeks" as around day 14
which is about the right time to introduce a twist into a 6 week show

>>211843320
No not really

>>211843273
this actually has value?

Is Ellie going to fucking enter the cell or what

>>211843320
They are Aryan

It would be super funny if they physically forced drench out of the room towards the end, but it's not going to happen because the rest of the tank are cuckholds

>>211843229
cute korean girl piss must taste like lemonade

>>211843320
Why are they so fucking big?

>DUDE THE PREVIOUS CELL CHANGES WERE WILD
sits in the room in silence for 18 hours
>I LOVED WATCHING THE CELL

why not put a rug down and immediately boost audio quality

Prediction: Daniel shits/pisses himself trying to hold it after like 4 hours max

>>211843300
>taylor
>a 10/10
>fat fasbaby confirmed whore career gambler and pass around fucktoy
shut the fuck up and never respond to me again you literal retard

>>211843320
>SAAAR I LOOK LIKE CHARLS' KIDS

Need more screenshots of pissed off Sammy

did they ever give people in the previous cells the chance to pee?

>>211843358
ellie will leave in 20 minutes when she cant look at a mirror

>>211843301
miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>211843329
He's seething.

>they're wearing white suits so that we can see the shit and piss stains
ok now that's kek

Bring her in

>>211843360
this

>>211843361
Seriously what is his problem?

Who is this?

>>211843369
the idea of a strip club change room circled around an ipad watching TJ box Jimmy is really funny

>>211843273
I have an account created at 1:48pm 9/1/23
$300

>>211843290
strike 5052, jet

>>211843370
challenges*

>>211843369
She is a good woman.

>>211842359
doubt

>>211843400
Peter

>>211843380
he doesn't know PepeLaugh

>>211843368
They're not big, Charls is just short. Also perspective.

Shows no one watches the thread

dead air

>>211843400
Sylvester.

>>211843400
I think that's Sebastian

>>211843400
Bjorn

>>211843273
real?
A fishtank account is completely worthless, where are they buying and selling this shit

holy shit, dan is so fucking retarded it's annoying

>>211843273
Sure
$200

>>211843113
>Realistically
Alex Schultz

>>211843197
incel white guys when they see a mid asian girl

>>211843400
marky

>>211843413
what does pepelaugh mean

>>211843323
Yeah it's an endurance challenge -- for the audience. We're gonna watch 5 nigs sitting on the ground for 20 hours while one person does lazy jumping jacks or fails to juggle.

>>211843373
its beyond understanding how little they think about the sound, theyve been doing this for a while now

Is there any real proof of a beef between Sam and Jet or is it all people not understanding being "on" vs "off" for content

How is Freddy the nicest guy in there + the biggest degenerate shithead at the same time?

mill couch
MILK... COUCH...

>>211843358
She's on her period and probably replacing 2 pads or something.

>>211843216
>AI generated

Sam Hyde energy vampire standing quiet and killing the vibe

>>211843320
they don't look indian

his wife is from Persian nobility

>>211843368
Charls is 5'4 at best

>>211843400
new oliver but even more transparent and nontent.

let’s get sam on wellbutrin

dan needs a drink

Dan is a natural born loser

>>211843294
>not wearing whore panties
shes perfect

>>211843455
very common thing

Sam looks like he wants to be anywhere but there KWAB

faggot early baker WW@?! isn't it time for you to bake a new early faggot thread?

Realistically Sam just probably hates these people

Two annoying retards with no realistic prospects
A literal whore
A burnt out rapidly approaching middle age “rock star”
And a high schooler

"If you could say it in 2007, you can say it on Fishtank."

>ellie in the blindspot
FIX IT JET

Challenge for Jet

Read through Cat in the Hat without stuttering or pausing

Saars i feel like a criminal watching ellie like I'm braking a law or something

>>211843455
people are multifaceted and complex

>>211843450
jets doing satanic shit, sam is against that. read between the lines. sam's checked out

we’re 1/4 through the show guys

>>211843100
based

>>211843404
u beat me by 5 mins, but i got the better name

Yo wise guy, where's the content in this joint?

>white suits so it's immediately obvious if they piss themselves
Surely this wasn't Jet's idea, it makes too much sense

>>211843456
It’s a retarded idea

i dont wanna go to work tomorrow i wanna watch fishtank :(

>>211843484
Who cares what Sam thinks

>>211843455
it's kind of infantile to run after pleasure and also want everyone to love you

>>211843485
Why don't you tell the class what you were saying

>>211843484
he'd love you

>>211843485
I love it when banned anons come to other boards to screech.
What did you say and how are you totally not in the wrong?

>>211843404
I have one created 4/26/2023
$500

working on building an actually good supplement

>>211843485
never talk shit to jet ever again

>>211843484
I think he unironically likes aryeh but wouldn't work with him in a serious capacity.

He's got a 1000 yard stare like he'd rather be anywhere else right now

sam hyde supplements

>>211843502
you can make your name whatever you want

>metokur at 7
>cell at 7
which do i watch?

>>211843375
Whoa whoa my guy, I only judge women by looks, what the fuck is that gay shit you're yapping about and who the fuck cares? Are you a fag?

>Sam is selling supplements now
lol

JET THERE IS A BLINDSPOT MAKE ELLIE MOVE NOW!!

>>211843114
>>211843063
sam should do it, and host a real cell games, where they all fight him one by one, maybe they could take him if they all put in effort, probably no chance though really

he's building the name for the supplement!!

>>211843511
quit

>>211843294
If Ellie was my wife she wouldn't need to ever use toilet paper. Because I own a bidet. You sick fuck why else you pervert.

Sam seems like he doesn’t give a fuck today

i'm counting on you guys to clip ellie shitting herself

>>211843499
Satanic shit? The girl with tarot cards? That seems like a stretch

Bro, you just KNOW Dirench is going to do something CRAZY. This is going to be content OVERLOAD. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211843439
this emote

strike

why is sammy boy so sad?

>>211843553
>all day?

>>211843544
>metokur
this ain't 2015 anymore pal

>>211843484
sam loves high school girls

>>211843565
He almost quit

>>211843544
Jim is just doing some dumb vtuber thing
who cares

>>211843517
I said free cunny clan after Mints deleted it

pretend the bedroom is a salmon tank flip around dramatic style
narrate your descent to madness as if the ceiling cam is your shrink
mime defusing a bomb only the chat can arm with fishtoy commands
act out a fish funeral for your last decent nights sleep
crawl like a goldfish chasing imaginary flakes on the floor
hold an invisible seahorse and beg chat to send flakes
choreograph a one person rave ritual to summon sam hyde
pantomime being dragged by tts monsters down the hallway
perform a mock trial of your own sleepy conscience
recite chat fan mail as postapocalyptic scripture
squirm like a fish in a horror movie evading the lens
whisper veiled insults at the walls to trigger donations
invent a conspiracy about the pillows plotting revolt
mime a slow motion glitch whenever donations spike
improvise a soap opera meltdown as fishtoys rain down
show off your fish gaze staring into each empty corner
deliver a pep talk to your shadow like it has global viewers
pretend the floor is lava only for fish with low stamina stats
spin like youre stuck in a fishtank centrifuge
hold a staring contest with your reflection til noon
narrate your epic quest for pillow comfort in real time
mime sorting mail from random tts senders
pretend you discovered a secret hatch under the bed
perform a cooking disaster with imaginary flame effects
beg the chat for mercy in fish speak

>>211843508
it's unpronounceable is what it is
THE ROMANS ARE FIGHTING
ROMANS FIGHT!
some sonorous and lore respectful ideas right there you're welcome

>wait what do you mean you don't want to be a streamer, 5x
fucking kek jet

>could've had angie in the spermcell suit instead we get daniel..
fucking hell

>>211843544
Depends what Jim is talking about and if it's been talked about by half the internet already.

>>211843273
Sure
$199

>>211843544
metokur

>>211843574
is that a twitch thing

>>211843581
it's metokur and the fishtank vtuber kirsche.
cums on you.

>>211843542
yeah but my name is special

>>211843548
newfag

>>211843396
She's maybe the hottest flip I've ever seen, shame about her accent

>>211843484
describe a person sam would like. hard mode: he can't go into a jealous rage upon realizing they aren't a 40 y/o balding MAP like him.

>>211843548
Not surprising, he sold caffeine pills when he was doing Hyde Wars.

>>211843400
the s4 winner

>pretend the bedroom is a salmon tank flip around dramatic style
>narrate your descent to madness as if the ceiling cam is your shrink
>mime defusing a bomb only the chat can arm with fishtoy commands
>act out a fish funeral for your last decent nights sleep
>crawl like a goldfish chasing imaginary flakes on the floor
>hold an invisible seahorse and beg chat to send flakes
>choreograph a one person rave ritual to summon sam hyde
>pantomime being dragged by tts monsters down the hallway
>perform a mock trial of your own sleepy conscience
>recite chat fan mail as postapocalyptic scripture
>squirm like a fish in a horror movie evading the lens
>whisper veiled insults at the walls to trigger donations
>invent a conspiracy about the pillows plotting revolt
>mime a slow motion glitch whenever donations spike
>improvise a soap opera meltdown as fishtoys rain down
>show off your fish gaze staring into each empty corner
>deliver a pep talk to your shadow like it has global viewers
>pretend the floor is lava only for fish with low stamina stats
>spin like youre stuck in a fishtank centrifuge
>hold a staring contest with your reflection til noon
>narrate your epic quest for pillow comfort in real time
>mime sorting mail from random tts senders
>pretend you discovered a secret hatch under the bed
>perform a cooking disaster with imaginary flame effects
>beg the chat for mercy in fish speak

> Ellie instanlty gets asleep outside the shot
Fucking of course

>>211843577
extreme peace bombing probably

Why sam on his feels

Why do you dumbasses think someone will piss themselves

>my high school girlfriend
high schooler girlfriend to be more specific

>>211843607
no it's not

apparently this is a thing
i never use the site chat so never noticed

>>211843299
What's the penalty for leaving the cell?

>>211843597
Thanks jet

>>211842269
Good. The world needs less turks

>>211843594
>dont go to college ellie

>>211843576
this is real to me and I refuse to believe otherwise

>>211843578
lmao

>>211843608
what ever happened to these

>>211843112
Two seasons in a row, baby!
I can't wait to find out what prostitute is going to win season 5!

>>211843624
kek

When CSAM Hyde says "highschool girlfriend" he means a girlfriend who attends a highschool

>>211843622
Extreme peace flopped

is there real anger between jet and sam or is it all a fan larp

>>211843623
Dan is a real life actual retarded boy.

>>211843463
That humming thing Sam did when Jet said he didn't know the first challenge and has to go get the paper reminded me of my fucking dad when he was pissed. He never looked it but it was boiling under the surface.
>>211843501
I'll keep you updated as I progress with it.

I'll buy an Early Bird account for $100 unironically

>>211843112
Grow up

>>211842279
Shit sucks; jet's so cringe.

>>211843616
any other contestant would be told to get out of the blind spot but the wiggers are afraid to say it due to their gay twitter virtue signaling

>>211843641
you don’t know the lore

>>211843609
> duuude he raped the SHIT out of me
> what the fuuuck

fucking direnc until my body shuts down from dehydration

>>211843626
i can't imagine using site chat

>>211843635
Out of production

>>211843625
yeah it is, ppl ping me anytime i type just bc of the name, it has aura attached to it

>>211843628
lose half the fishbucks you got in the cell

>>211843643
sam is literally one badly taken joke from going berserk and painting the house with blood

t. psycholigist, psychiatrist, and body language teacher

>>211843369
Her friend told her about it during season 3 and she watched clips.

>>211843585
Source?

Mini challenge number one: Ellie move into view of the camera.

>>211843626
I can't even use my early bird account after Mints suspended it for calling him a ginger faggot

>>211843576
I completely believe it. Sam really needs to fire Jet and replace him with either Ben or Luke.

>>211843636
I once printed that out into a 4 foot by 6 foot vinyl poster, I think the company supplied banners for car dealerships and gave it to my girlfriend as an anniversary present
I hope she didnt get rid of it, it was like 100 bucks and pretty funny

>Ellie has to change her tampons in the cell or die of toxic shock syndrome
Kino

Yeah, Sam is done.

>>211843626
Seems retarded, theres already a paypig only and paypig XL only chats.

LET GORAN TOUCH YOU

>>211843670
that never happens, stop lying

>>211843484
>rapidly approaching middle age
Freddy is middle age

*works the tourist marks into seething shoots*
KWABs. Cole won. The Angel of /ftl/ won. Tourists lost.

>>211843685
tampons aren't gonna do that in 48 hours I think

>>211843661
I would >:)

>>211843605
yeah

im not tall enough..
:/

>>211843650
i made an account day one but the servers fucked up and reset all accounts i never got round to making one after that

SCOTT IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALUnmVamJUo

If they ever have a stacked cell they should kick one person out at the start lol

>>211843685
Bravo Jet!

>>211843681
FUCK AROUND
FIND OUT
MILK COACH

>>211843663
It moves too quickly to be usable for actual discussion so it's always just people spamming/immediate reactions to events

>>211843690
Bro you had this 30s before me

For an introvert this bitch can't shut up.

>>211843484
But enough about the wiggers

I'm impressed the fishbucks aren't back to being pieces of paper yet

>>211843650
>mfw creating hundreds of accounts during S1

>>211843708
shutup ben

Why can Direnc never shut the fuck up? She's almost Aryeh tier

JUST TELL ELLIE TO GET IN THE SHOT

>>211843681
perma?

>>211843687
Dude just on the Hodge twins show and they live in Vegas. He probably just got back and is dead tired

>4 seasons plus spinoffs
>still have blindspots

>>211843731
nobody else is saying anything

>>211842505
Yup. No contest.

>hey you need to give that to me
>you need to give that to me right now
>i need that give it to me

MILK COUCH
FAFO
I DID NOT STEAL

I LOVE BEN

>>211843731
Yes god she never shuts up, and her voice is so grating especially when she raises her voice.

>>211843696
Angie really is desperate.
How is Aryeh always right?

>>211843728
>>211843727
Goran Beiber

>>211843739
that was recorded a week ago

we need to be forgiving scott
it was a bit

>jet didn't test the cameras
lmao this guy

>>211843626
I have it. I've never bought a season pass or given them any money and have no chat history. It is a virgin season 1 account with one of the earliest if not the earliest registration times possible.