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Anonymous No.211846604 >>211846722 >>211846808 >>211847348 >>211847433 >>211848725 >>211849489 >>211850252 >>211851675 >>211851926 >>211852015 >>211855096 >>211862191 >>211863136 >>211863211 >>211867888 >>211870494 >>211872167 >>211873795 >>211874387 >>211874533 >>211885652 >>211885833 >>211888109 >>211888664 >>211891921 >>211896124 >>211897962 >>211901051 >>211902216 >>211906503
Is it too late to book the Princess Leia suite?
Anonymous No.211846685 >>211847348 >>211847490 >>211850323 >>211852648 >>211861568 >>211867953 >>211878131 >>211878182 >>211878217
Is this a stealth Jenny thread?
Anonymous No.211846722 >>211883604
>>211846604 (OP)
It's already booked for my trip with my wife and her son.
Anonymous No.211846729 >>211847450 >>211847453 >>211852171 >>211855611 >>211861775 >>211866242 >>211866976 >>211868029 >>211868109 >>211868239 >>211868540 >>211878289 >>211878444 >>211880782 >>211888151 >>211902634
This really was such a deluded idea. Star Wars has a lot of paypigs, but five grand is fucking insane. That's a vacation overseas.
Anonymous No.211846808 >>211850746
>>211846604 (OP)
I thought the window actually leads to an empty space/green screen of sorts with a projector that displays space thingies, but no it's actually just a led screen
Anonymous No.211846962
I love how they made zero effort to make it look like Star Wars. It's just a generic sci-fi ship.
Anonymous No.211847261 >>211847322 >>211851510
It was a neat idea, but went too far with all the LARP shit. Just make it a super immersive hotel and leave it at that. No one goes to Disneyworld so they can spend two days in the hotel and not go to the fucking parks.
Anonymous No.211847322
>>211847261
>No one goes to Disneyworld so they can spend two days in the hotel and not go to the fucking parks.
The dads do
Anonymous No.211847348 >>211852191 >>211863143 >>211909417 >>211911318
>>211846604 (OP)
>>211846685
That was one of the best youtubes I've watched in a while. I watched it in segments over a few days. It's hard to listen to any one person narrate things for that long but it was great to feel like you actually went yourself without any of the actual time effort or money spent.
Anonymous No.211847428 >>211847765 >>211849028 >>211850252 >>211851662 >>211865008 >>211878341
>That'll be $4,800 plus tip
Anonymous No.211847433 >>211848680
>>211846604 (OP)
Does it come with a cosplay hooker?
Anonymous No.211847450 >>211858733
>>211846729
People were not in their right minds around 2020. Like the promotional videos they were putting out, this is how people act when they think the world is ending they just stop giving a shit. Glad those days are over.
Anonymous No.211847453 >>211866976 >>211868567
>>211846729
If they weren't so hellbent on pushing nuwars shit and cutting corners at every avenue, they could have charged double and had a year long waitlist. Spruce up the activities, retheme it to OG star wars, actually hash out the story and exploration, maybe add a day or two so you aren't rushing through everything, serve actual food, throw in a slave leia/twilek strip joint, and bam, instant millions.
Anonymous No.211847490 >>211847705 >>211847733 >>211852092 >>211912702
>>211846685
is it morally wrong to rape jenny (even though it feels REALLY good for my penis)?
Anonymous No.211847705 >>211848559 >>211848927 >>211851750 >>211858780 >>211862610 >>211870802 >>211872239 >>211874184 >>211888643
>>211847490
Jenny is for handholding and gentle lovemaking
Anonymous No.211847733 >>211847817
>>211847490
You don't have to resort to rape as long as you can afford some stupid Porg toy. She's done a lot worse for a lot less.
Anonymous No.211847765 >>211850252
>>211847428
Anonymous No.211847787 >>211852642
I went for her.
Anonymous No.211847817 >>211848111
>>211847733
>She's done a lot worse for a lot less.
pls post photo/video proof
Anonymous No.211847944 >>211848255
>You will never "accidentally" sleep on the same mattress Jenny did when she went
Do you think they just threw all those mattresses away? Or do they have them in storage somewhere?
Anonymous No.211848111 >>211848503
>>211847817
Just go to the bathrooms near the ferris wheel around 2pm on Wednesdays. Third stall down, the one with a hole in the wall. Just toss some pocket change under the divider, she's usually too spun out to count it right anyway.
Anonymous No.211848255
>>211847944
Sorry bud, I already bought all of those mattresses for my personal collection.
Anonymous No.211848503 >>211852310
>>211848111
>toss some pocket change under the divider
So we're to believe that a girl that earns over $200k/mo is blowing dudes for change at a local glory hole?
Anonymous No.211848559 >>211855675
>>211847705
>autistic rat faced woman with negative charisma gains money and popularity just for having a vagina
Grinds my gears. Before the internet, in order to make money just from being a woman, you had to at least put out, or be beautiful, or both.
Anonymous No.211848629 >>211848825 >>211849204 >>211912808
>Want to talk about Disney park stuff
>Faggots derail every thread to post some irrelevant literally who mid looking youtube shitter
I hate this place and I hate all of you.
Anonymous No.211848680
>>211847433
yes, but it's a transhexumale
Anonymous No.211848725 >>211848976 >>211851983 >>211878371
>>211846604 (OP)
I wonder if a couple has ever gone to town on that bed.
Anonymous No.211848825
>>211848629
You knew damn well what you were doing
Anonymous No.211848927
>>211847705
Does anyone really believe women with pronounced zygomati and risorii are not agents of the Deceiver?
Anonymous No.211848976
>>211848725
I'm sure her brother blew a few loads in her while they were there.
Anonymous No.211849028 >>211851662
>>211847428
>shrimp with the shell on coated with vomit-inducing slimy blue coating

:/
Anonymous No.211849204 >>211851685
>>211848629
I mean, Jenny is where most people are getting any details about that ridiculous hotel, she sorta comes with the territory.
Anonymous No.211849489
>>211846604 (OP)
It looks so cheap and yet it was so expensive. I struggle to understand how it went out of business.
Anonymous No.211849516
I'm extremely tired of all the turdskins on this board simping over mediocre white whores.
Anonymous No.211850252
>>211847765
>>211847428
>>211846604 (OP)

whats the entertainment/hobby version of clapter? this is what it is. no one fucking genuinely likes star wars anymore. they just pretend to because its caught up in certain identity polities
Anonymous No.211850323 >>211851331 >>211858829 >>211870847
>>211846685
Here, friend, have a great pic for both a Jenny or a Frasier thread. A fusion of the two could be quite delightful.
Anonymous No.211850746 >>211853584 >>211867570
>>211846808
Disney Imagineering has really fallen off. If it were the 1960s, you can bet they would have found some way to make parallax work, even with the limited technology of the time. Now they just put up a $600 LED panel and feed it some generic space rendering.
Anonymous No.211851331
>>211850323
Quite delightful indeed!
Anonymous No.211851510 >>211862822 >>211879275
>>211847261
>It was a neat idea, but went too far with all the LARP shit
They have a rule in the TOS that you have to pretend you're actually on a spaceship or they will kick you out, and no i'm not joking.
Anonymous No.211851662
>>211847428
>>211849028
>Ah yes, let's dye our space shrimp the same color as mold and poisonous frogs
Anonymous No.211851675
>>211846604 (OP)
I can't wait until I can bring my daughterbot v5 on one of these vacations.
The future needs to happen sooner
Anonymous No.211851685
>>211849204
sex with jenny would feel SO GOOD for me, not for her, because it would be rape
Anonymous No.211851750 >>211852006 >>211852181
>>211847705
i hate to break it to you, but jenny FUCKS. she gets FUCKED in the PUSSY and BUTTHOLE and gets HUGE loads shot all over her face and tits and butthole and ass and elbows. she's a SLUT.
Anonymous No.211851926
>>211846604 (OP)
mom's gotta dumper!!
Anonymous No.211851983
>>211848725
They call it "going to toshi station" but yes. A lot of subpar gay space sex happened in that warehouse.
Anonymous No.211852006 >>211852193
>>211851750
No that's not true at all
Anonymous No.211852015 >>211852042 >>211852104 >>211853746
>>211846604 (OP)
I honestly think this role-playing hotel concept is a cool and ambition idea. But making it sequel wars slop and disney's execution were terrible.

I think something like Harry Potter and you stay at Hogwarts and get go to classes would be a great experience.
Anonymous No.211852042 >>211862991
>>211852015
How about a Spaceballs motel?
Anonymous No.211852092
>>211847490
choose your words carefully, big guy. this is my WIFE you're talking about here!
Anonymous No.211852104 >>211852202
>>211852015
A Harry Potter larp experience would be people waving around their plastic wands and pretending the magic was real. Arguably more cringe than just having a plastic lightsaber shoot up from the handle and glow.
Anonymous No.211852171 >>211853283 >>211866976 >>211868239 >>211874183 >>211895732
>>211846729
5 grand to be locked up in a windowless warehouse decorated in nuwars style where you're surrounded by literal zoomie theater kids who aren't even physically pleasant to look at (let alone attractive) lackadaisically playing ocdonutsteel characters larping at you while you're ran around the warehouse to meet timings a military drill instructor would think is excessive all to play a lame poorly thought out escape room where nothing you do matters and half the functions don't work.

For that much money and forced cringe every night Leia and Rey lookalikes should've been sent to every room to be subjected to whatever depravity the guests wanted. The very concept of the hotel was some of the most bafflingly stupid shit imaginable and the fact it not only got proposed and green lit and actually fucking built shows that not just Disney but corporate America is absolutely bereft of ideas and talent and is only surviving because of constant bailouts from the corrupt government.
Anonymous No.211852181
>>211851750
And they're all black, aren't they?
Anonymous No.211852191 >>211863143
>>211847348
The evermore one is good too and I have never heard of any of that crap. Jenny is like a babysitter telling a bedtime story
Anonymous No.211852193 >>211852431
>>211852006
it's very true
the plain and the tards are often the biggest sluts
Anonymous No.211852202
>>211852104
And it would make billions. They already do the wand shit at the parks and there's a line of people waiting for the opportunity.
Anonymous No.211852310 >>211853077
>>211848503
The Patreon simp bux just help fund her passion project: which is blowing dudes for loose change at the boardwalk bathroom glory holes.
Anonymous No.211852431
>>211852193
Lies. All of it.
Anonymous No.211852507 >>211852681 >>211853530
I'm disappointed I've made it this far in the thread and no AI Jenny's have been posted
Anonymous No.211852642
>>211847787
Well I know what I'm genning
Anonymous No.211852648
>>211846685
Yes
Anonymous No.211852681
>>211852507
thats illegal now
Anonymous No.211853077 >>211853806 >>211862776 >>211915013
>>211852310
You understand glory holes are populated by gay men, some closeted with families. The idea women are just keen-o to wrap their lips around some stranger's dick in a filthy bathroom is porn BS.
Anonymous No.211853190 >>211858184
post the pillar
Anonymous No.211853283
>>211852171
>Movie Rey
2/10, would not bang
>Every theme park Rey
Literally bestgirl
Anonymous No.211853530 >>211869051
>>211852507
I haven't genned anything in a couple of days, here's the last one I posted over in /g/.
Anonymous No.211853584
>>211850746
They were great up until like the late 2000s
Anonymous No.211853746
>>211852015
Universal's Harry Potter land has gotten such a good reception I'm sure they must have considered the hotel idea.
Anonymous No.211853806
>>211853077
I apologize anon, as a layman I know little about the workings of the homosexual lifestyle, which you are obviously an expert in.
Anonymous No.211855096
>>211846604 (OP)
Nice thick ass on that fake wife.
Anonymous No.211855355 >>211871393
If you could choose any price point, what *would* you pay for a stay at this place?

I’d go maybe…$400 total? it feels like it doesn’t even really succeed as a hotel, so $200 a night even feels steep, but I’d do it for the other things
Anonymous No.211855502
JUST GIVE ME STRIPPERS AND HOOKERS IN FULL TWI'LEK AND TOGRUTA MAKEUP AND YOU CAN HAVE ALL MY MONEY DISNEY AAAAHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.211855611
>>211846729
Its like they wanted to make their money back ASAP instead of having confidence in the long-term profitability of the hotel.
Anonymous No.211855675 >>211855919
>>211848559
I genuinely don't get the appeal. She reminds me of the ugly horse girl in class who smelled really bad. I guess that IS the appeal, it's the "attainability" thing, even though she also comes off as an unlikable deadpan cunt too, so ???
Anonymous No.211855919 >>211862679
>>211855675

>ugly horse girl in class who smelled really bad

Holy shit you had one too? Mine was named Nelly or Telly or some shit.
Anonymous No.211858184
>>211853190
*BLOCKED
Anonymous No.211858733 >>211879176
>>211847450
You are so right.
Now we have economic stability, health care and a united world.
Anonymous No.211858780
>>211847705
Those lipstick smears when she drags her lips off my cock
Anonymous No.211858829
>>211850323
Somebody's getting a tossed salad all right
Anonymous No.211861568 >>211861749 >>211863104
>>211846685
Imagine raping Jenny in the Princess Leia suite.
2-3 viagra to force it up, the only way
a bottle of robotussin every few hours to dissociate my consciousness to not realize what I'm doing, the only way
2-3g of adderrall for stamina

after the first 5 hours her pussy will be juiced like an orange, her orgasmic response will be totally desensitized
but it will be far from over
Anonymous No.211861749 >>211863104
>>211861568
imagine her rat snout digging in between your ass cheeks and her tongue slithering into your anus as she feasts
Anonymous No.211861775 >>211878301
>>211846729
It might have been fine if these were just themed rooms in a hotel and not part of a whole 'experience'.
Anonymous No.211862092 >>211868926 >>211880839
>be a star wars fan
>socially awkward by nature
>extremely outgoing college theater majors in costumes keep running up to you and talking to you
Trying to interact and involve the guests in their bullshit was probably the worst thing they could do.
Although it would be pretty fun if you were some smartass 11 year-old kid and you went out of your way to sabotage everything the actors were doing. They couldn't really get mad at you.
>"Thanks for meeting me and Chewie here, do you have the plans?"
>"Nope. Don't know what you're talking about, Rey. Oh, officer! Mister Stormtrooper, she's over here! Kill her!"
Anonymous No.211862191
>>211846604 (OP)
Anonymous No.211862610 >>211902769
>>211847705
that's a big porg
Anonymous No.211862679
>>211855919
this is america anon everyone had one
Anonymous No.211862776
>>211853077
jewish demoralization. Women are around every corner just SOAKING for the opportunity for a casual encounter with me.
Anonymous No.211862822 >>211868926 >>211879275
>>211851510
>you have to pretend you're actually on a spaceship or they will kick you out
haha imagine being hired to enforce that
>sir, pretend we're in space now!
Anonymous No.211862991
>>211852042
Spaceballs the bed sheets!
Spaceballs the dinner plates!
Spaceballs the bar soap!
Anonymous No.211863104
>>211861568
>>211861749
Really disgusting and uncalled for YWNSJF
Anonymous No.211863136
>>211846604 (OP)
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
Anonymous No.211863143 >>211895528
>>211852191
>>211847348
She has several more Evermore videos on her patreon. You can watch them for free via kemono.
Anonymous No.211863211 >>211863947
>>211846604 (OP)
Did anyone shoot porn there
That's what I would have done
Anonymous No.211863947
>>211863211
Anon, I...
Anonymous No.211865008 >>211885391
>>211847428
Jenny said that the food was actually good and plentiful. It was pretty much the only good thing about the hotel.
Anonymous No.211866242
>>211846729
Reasonable for fanboys, IF it was the right starship
Anonymous No.211866976 >>211869423
>>211846729
>>211847453
>>211852171
The underlying problem was obvious. The clueless Woke feminists and other commie faggots who pushed all the creative and competent people out, thought they could 'imagineer' as better than any 'huwhite toxic male' and they were dead wrong. That's why the whole thing has the feel of a 5 year old child's birthday party designed by your Mom with 'fun activities'. They literally thought they could just do the same shit - but with adults.

If you want an example of how these retards think, look no further than this:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/skepchick/4796723300/
>Back in the long, long ago, some skepticfags and atheistfags thought they'd get together and have annual conferences. They were soon invaded by feminists, faggots, and other commie cunts who saw it as an opportunity to ply their trade and control a group of people, so they signed on, climbed the social ladder to positions of power and then predictably started whining about everything under the sun and banning people they didn't like for bullshit reasons. This is what these parasites do because they can't build anything on their own, only attach themselves to something someone else built and run it into the ground.

Anyway, a bunch of adults wind up paying to go to a 'skeptic/atheist/science' conference, and I shit u not, find themselves in a 'workshop' run by a feminist retard, doing 'arts and crafts' making 'angry vaginas'. You can't make this shit up, but this actually happened.

Along with budget cuts due to increasing failure and faggotry and well as lack of genuine artistic vision to push back against the bean-counters, it's obvious there was cost-cutting going on. So even in a building on land with plenty of space, you wind up in a tinier room than anyone would have ever originally envisaged, and any actual good ideas by actual good (old white male) imagineers are diluted to the point of being a vestigial fucking joke by the new tards in charge.
Anonymous No.211867570
>>211850746
Speaking of which, I'd recommend the Imagineering docuseries they did on Disney+ in 2019 if you like theme parks as a subject. While obviously from the perspective of Disney and generally positive about it, it mainly just concentrates on the processes of design and construction for the theme parks and attractions from the 1950s to now and it's really quite interesting. While it's obviously not going to be super negative, it does acknowledge some down periods like the numerous missteps Disney made with Disneyland Paris and why it took many years to break even, the lameness of the California Adventure expansion to Disneyland in Anaheim (they were given a tiny plot of land and way too small a budget, plus weirdly disconnected from the actual Disneyland park, so they were really disappointed with the end result), etc. Stuff like their designing of the Animal Kingdom in Orlando, or Disneyworld Tokyo where they had more or less a blank check thanks to Japanese corporation sponsors, is pretty neat.

Sadly it predates the Galaxy's Edge expansion's actual opening so we don't get much insight into the design process or anything of how they reacted internally to the lukewarm reception of the main park expansion and the outright bomb that was the hotel. It was under construction at the time so it's mentioned but it's just general PR announcement stuff if I recall.
Anonymous No.211867794 >>211867850 >>211868040 >>211879506 >>211880817 >>211888038 >>211888197 >>211896769 >>211901580 >>211901783 >>211902535 >>211903665 >>211907009 >>211912944 >>211913614
it's never late to visit Germany
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1750616890823550.mp4
Anonymous No.211867850
>>211867794
Anonymous No.211867888
>>211846604 (OP)
I have the money and the means to transform my bedroom into something like this. I'm currently asking myself why I should or shouldn't. I kind of want to.
Anonymous No.211867953 >>211868062
>>211846685
>An ugly-as-sin bitch who /v/ likes because the ugliness and Star Wars thing makes her seem attainable, and her even more disturbing to look at and listen to tranny brother

I didn’t make it very far into that video at all.
Anonymous No.211867970
>Princess Leia room

Thanks, but I'll stay in the Xev Bellringer room instead. Unless it's a twofer.
Anonymous No.211868029
>>211846729
The whole thing was retarded from concept to execution, and is going for an audience that is so niche and specific audience that there’s no way it wasn’t going to burn itself out really quickly.
Anonymous No.211868040
>>211867794
>czech writing
>"thats germany"
average /pol/tard
Anonymous No.211868062
>>211867953
Don't forget she now hangs out with that dogfucker YMS and does furry animal abuse shit with him and her tranny brother. VERY COOL waifu you got there /t/v/eddit. VERY COOL.
Anonymous No.211868079 >>211868287
Isn't Jenny in her mid 30's at this point ? I'm suprised she's still being simped this hard.
Anonymous No.211868109 >>211868239
>>211846729
>Star Wars has a lot of paypigs, but five grand is fucking insane.
Five grand would've been fine if there was something actually worth it at the hotel. Like I would've been fine paying five grand if I got to fuck an actress in full-on Twi'lek makeup/prosthetics.
Anonymous No.211868239 >>211869000 >>211871259 >>211878823 >>211897064 >>211897208
>>211846729
>>211852171
>>211868109
Anonymous No.211868287 >>211868475
>>211868079
Yeah, pretty bizarre that guys would find the cutest girl in the whole wide world attractive...
Anonymous No.211868475
>>211868287
Has Bailey been back to badcars ? I remember some anon made a crack about her makeup years ago, she was really ass-blasted
Anonymous No.211868540 >>211898437 >>211908378
>>211846729
Star Wars paypigs would happily pay if it was OT or PT themed hotel
Anonymous No.211868567
>>211847453
No they could not dude no they could not. You would still be in a windowless hotel doing a larp for a boomer series. making it a themed hooters would still be incredibly niche and fuck them out of cash no matter what gay storyline they try to do.
Anonymous No.211868926 >>211868971 >>211904988
>>211862092
>>211862822
It's almost like it was designed by a pack of retards who didn't think things through isn't it? Retards more out of touch than a 'best of' Hall & Oates album.
>If people don't play along with our delusional non-reality LARP we'll BAN them for 'the good of the community', because they are evil and bad!
And no objective standards, appeals, or refunds I trust. Just subjective feels, where they are all 'empowered' as judge, jury, and executioner.

Why does that policy sound so familiar?
Anonymous No.211868971 >>211869034 >>211869109 >>211869324
>>211868926
>Retards more out of touch than a 'best of' Hall & Oates album.
I donΒ΄t understand this reference.
Anonymous No.211869000 >>211902309
>>211868239
What in the flying fuck dude, seriously?

Dear Jehovah, tell me this shit ain't real. As if being locked in a box with Jenny's tranny brother wasn't bad enough.
Anonymous No.211869034
>>211868971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5lGPqFs
Anonymous No.211869051
>>211853530
Jenny tummy...
Anonymous No.211869109
>>211868971
youre out of time
Anonymous No.211869324
>>211868971
This nigga never played Vice City. Shameful.
Anonymous No.211869423
>>211866976
>Be skeptic
>Nobody likes you
Anonymous No.211869507 >>211870635
Was this that place where all those threads about that one chick named Meghan working at Disney originated from? Like, there were threads upon threads about everyone pinging over this girl who awkwardly interacted with customers in a First Order uniform.
Anonymous No.211870494
>>211846604 (OP)
Knock, Knock!
Natty: "Oh! I'm sorry. Am I in the wrong room?"
Anonymous No.211870635
>>211869507
No, she was working in the SW Galaxy's Edge park. This is the hotel where people pretended to be on a SW cruise in space.
Galaxy's Edge is still there, the hotel is gone.
Anonymous No.211870802 >>211877771 >>211901266
>>211847705
bitch never played pokemon once in her life fuckin poser
Anonymous No.211870847
>>211850323
the scrunching of the muscles around the upper lip give her an extra rat face quality
Anonymous No.211871259
>>211868239
i went through the archives and confirmed he did not actually get banned
Anonymous No.211871393 >>211871724
>>211855355
You couldn't pay me to stay there. Being trapped inside for "immersion" would cause me to freak out. Even on cruise ships you can still go up on the top deck or any of the other areas open to the air.
Anonymous No.211871724
>>211871393
they had a small open air garden. in the lore it was artificial, but it was just outside.
Anonymous No.211872167
>>211846604 (OP)
>>>/trv/
Anonymous No.211872239
>>211847705
Stupid FAS face whore
Anonymous No.211873795 >>211874024 >>211878035
>>211846604 (OP)
is that a fucking printed picture with backlight, not even a screen? i remember reading in passing that the whole shindig was made cheaply as fuck in spite of the humongous budget and prices.
Anonymous No.211874024 >>211874319 >>211878035
>>211873795
The space window is a screen but it always photographed terribly looking at all the videos of the hotel, so they probably did some photoshop work there.
Anonymous No.211874056 >>211874223 >>211874772 >>211877907 >>211878458 >>211878849 >>211884469 >>211885910 >>211889132 >>211901727
>nobody posted it yet

allow me
Anonymous No.211874183 >>211898681
>>211852171
>Leia and Rey lookalikes should've been sent to every room to be subjected to whatever depravity the guests wanted
Imagine the incel revenge a young man could take on this whore
Anonymous No.211874184
>>211847705
>Oh Anon, you're almost as big as my uncle teehee
Anonymous No.211874223
>>211874056
why does the right one have bruised knees
Anonymous No.211874319
>>211874024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v6_ZzwVRN8
meanwhile a slav on a budget of a 50" plasma and some booze
Anonymous No.211874387
>>211846604 (OP)
They should either go with an expensive star wars themed hotel or cheap place where people could LARP. Combinging the two ideas was retarded. They forgot why succesful larps are all fantasy or postapocalyptic: woods or abandoned factories are cheap, pretend spaceships are not.
Anonymous No.211874533 >>211874645 >>211875411
>>211846604 (OP)
>Princess Leia suite
Is that the room Leia got dicked down by Han in during their NuWars honeymoon? Why would the Halcyon company call attention to that?
>Come sleep in the bed Princess Leia squirted all over when conceiving Kylo Ren
Anonymous No.211874645 >>211879217
>>211874533
Shouldn't Princess Leia suite be also obscenly luxurious? In-universe she is royalty AND a war hero. You would expect ottoman sultan level decor.
Anonymous No.211874772
>>211874056
They have the same ugly ass nose.
Anonymous No.211875411 >>211875488
>>211874533
I like to think its an all purpose Skywalker Fuck Room because of that comic story of Anakin and Padme staying on the Halcyon. Like Skywalkers are compelled to book a stay on the ship to breed like a salmon returning to the stream where it was born to mate.
Anonymous No.211875488
>>211875411
The room used to be the laboratory where Darth Plagueis and Darth Sidious did the ritual that created Anakin. Pottery.
Anonymous No.211877771
>>211870802
She's obsessed!
Anonymous No.211877907
>>211874056
Both hideous, but right looks attainable and probably sucks a mean dick.
Anonymous No.211878035
>>211873795
>>211874024
it is a screen. but I remember that even when you switched it off to sleep, there are LEDs around it so if you like to sleep in dark rooms, you have to bring gaffer tape or are shit out of luck.
Anonymous No.211878131
>>211846685
It can be. I wish her patrons would stop voting for the worst shit for her monthly ramble. She could have had a video about the chao garden and other virtual pets but instead they voted for more theme park shit
Anonymous No.211878182 >>211879081
>>211846685
the real elephant in the room is that the reason Jenny and her β€œsister” had such a hard time with the resort and the staff was the fact that her sister his a tranny and none of the staff wanted to approach them and β€œher” name and face didn’t match up with the registered names. All of the LARPers probably avoided them to avoided accidentally offending β€œher”
Anonymous No.211878217
>>211846685
Jenny’s autism was cute and endearing when she was in her early to mid 20s but now that she’s 33/34, single, and childless, still rambling about the same shit it’s just sad. Obviously lonely simps will fund her for the rest of her life
Anonymous No.211878289
>>211846729
5k can get you so many drugs and 10/10 high end escorts it’s insane. You can pay a 10/10 woman to dress as slave Leia or a Twilek and then fuck her all night and STILL have money left over
Anonymous No.211878301
>>211861775
Yeah a star wars themed hotel would have easily been big, just a normal hotel with some star wars decorations and have a dude dressed like Vader do a meet and greet in the lobby every night. Hell legoland has a lego hotel they charge out the ass for and it's always booked weeks out.
Anonymous No.211878341
>>211847428
>hey remember how everybody hated green and purple ketchup in 2003 and it lost a shitload of money?! I’ve got the craziest idea!
Anonymous No.211878371
>>211848725
That's another reason I could never see myself staying in this thing, even the most expensive rooms had the kids in the same room as you, like gee disney what do you think couples want to do on an expensive vacation?
Anonmous No.211878444 >>211879071
>>211846729
you have to understand how corporate business & investment works to get it.
They started with some idea; 'well make it cost 5k and be worth 5k'. Somewhere along the line worth 5k fell apart due to costs, and nobody gave a shit cause it dont effect them, marketing can handle it. As for lowering the cost? That effects everyone & will not be tolerated. Naysayers are not tolerated.

What it really is is lack of consequences. This line of thinking usually works for these people. I bet the ones responsible got promoted for this disaster.
Anonymous No.211878458 >>211879385
>>211874056
the real reason none of the staff on the Star cruiser wanted to approach them. One pronoun slip up and your job is gone and you’ve got a lawsuit on your hands
Anonymous No.211878823 >>211878869 >>211879154
>>211868239
I remember reading about how 25 years ago Disney had pretty strict physical standards even for the snack stand people, anyone in costume was expected to maintain their physique or else, to the point where every now and then a former princess would go whine about it in the press. I'm guessing those days are over.
Anonymous No.211878849
>>211874056
AIIEEEEEE
Anonymous No.211878869
>>211878823
Their facial hair policy used to be based.
Anonymous No.211879071
>>211878444
If I had to guess a lot of the people in the C-Suite and the upper levels of management didn't understand the concept of what was being pitched, the money people probably expected that it was "just" a hotel and that the $5,000 price mean that the rooms would be really nice and it would include high end food and drink or something. I believe that if they'd really grasped that this was going to be a pretty crappy hotel where the customers were effectively paying for a whole bunch of roleplay elements they'd have pulled the plug immediately.
Anonymous No.211879081 >>211879291 >>211879385 >>211880722
>>211878182
yes, I am sure Disney staff in Florida are really insecure about that stuff. Female name, tries to be read female, clearly they have no idea how to handle that.
Anonymous No.211879154
>>211878823
depends on the role and comes with a cost. principle cast is different from extras.
Anonymous No.211879176 >>211879328
>>211858733
What's with the butthurt?
Anonymous No.211879217
>>211874645
Even if it was "simply" an Imperial Senator's suite
Anonymous No.211879275 >>211880035 >>211880438
>>211851510
>>211862822
Imagine two stormtroopers escorting you to your room and confining you there because you tried to go out and get some pizza hut instead of eating their nasty weird food.
On YOUR vacation.
Anonymous No.211879291
>>211879081
normal people are put off by trannys and will avoid them. I’ve seen like 3 actual ones in real life and each time I didn’t even want to look it was so uncomfortable
Anonymous No.211879328
>>211879176
Where? I was agreeing with you.
We are living in a golden age anon.
Anonymous No.211879385
>>211878458
>>211879081
Since they were all ex-theater kids, they probably knew what a landmine they were dealing with.
Anonymous No.211879506
>>211867794
some of the girls are kind of attractive...
Anonymous No.211879828 >>211880162
So is β€œJenny” just a character or is she actually that autistic? I will admit her 4 hour video was very informative and well put together
Anonymous No.211880035 >>211880296 >>211885787
>>211879275
I bet the food is actually pretty good.
Anonymous No.211880162 >>211880564
>>211879828
She's way, way more autistic than she appears on camera. In her videos, you're seeing the "cool", ideal version of Jenny that she thinks she is.
Anonymous No.211880255 >>211881323 >>211883548
We very much need an eceleb board. I am so sick of you stupid fucking schizos hijacking every thread.
Anonymous No.211880296
>>211880035
It doesn't pass the eye test.
Anonymous No.211880438 >>211880547
>>211879275
>Imagine being so stubborn and childish you have a melty over not being allowed to come and go from the lock-in you paid 5k to participate in.
fuck the stormtroopers just leave them out in the wasteland outside the gay warehouse.
Anonymous No.211880547 >>211881123
>>211880438
If you don't throw a childish fit at some point over a period of 3 days you can't be considered a real SW fan
Anonymous No.211880564 >>211881244 >>211898313
>>211880162
I think you're right, she probably spergs out when she visits theme parks.
Anonymous No.211880722
>>211879081
nigga you think people go out of their way to want to interact with troons? hell nah. disney niggas not going to risk anything rather just ghost. gen z philosophy and shit.
Anonymous No.211880782
>>211846729
Add Twilek strippers and Disney as a company could have stayed afloat on the earnings from the hotel alone
Anonymous No.211880817
>>211867794
is this AI weimar?
Anonymous No.211880839
>>211862092
You're projecting, theme park attendees love that kind of stuff
Anonymous No.211881123
>>211880547
Good point
Anonymous No.211881244
>>211880564
>be woman
>only character that fits your body type is a short, ugly, obese man
Kek
Anonymous No.211881323
>>211880255
stop celebrating the e so much then fatty
Anonymous No.211883317 >>211889354
Anonymous No.211883548
>>211880255
>We very much need an eceleb board.
/b/ already exists
Anonymous No.211883604
>>211846722
I just got booked for me, my wife and my wifes boyfriend
Anonymous No.211884334 >>211895123
Isn't it illegal to block up the windows in a large scale commercial building? That seems like a massive risk in case there's a fire.
Anonymous No.211884469 >>211886789
>>211874056
LEL her giant manly tranny brother looks as feminine facially as she does. Jesus Christ Jennyfags how can you simp for this ugly bitch? Seriously what the fuck are you doing bro?
Anonymous No.211884634 >>211884778
I'll be honest a lot of that Disney theme park shit seems way overpriced, cheesy and looks cheap as fuck in videos. Good enough for kids but no way I'm paying thousands to see that shit IRL as an adult. I'll stick to Six Flags if I get a while hair up my ass about roller coasters or whatever.
Anonymous No.211884778 >>211884847
>>211884634
Is that meant to be a hot take?
Anonymous No.211884847 >>211884994
>>211884778
Well yeah them parks count their profits in billions every year. I must be in the minority.
Anonymous No.211884994
>>211884847
You're not. The whole reason this thread gets made over and over is to make fun of the colossal mistake they made. You couldn't have posted a more safer opinion.
Anonymous No.211885391
>>211865008
>cater to a clientele of autistic children/ autistic man-children
>Serve the most bizarre shit imaginable
The tendies meme exists for a reason, you don't even try to serve those people anything but white rice and onions sauce, chicken tenders, or dry toast unless you want to watch a person in earmuffs kicking and screaming on the floor.
Anonymous No.211885433
>you are watching the parade with your wife and kids
>suddenly this fatso runs up to you screeching KOO NEE TANG

what do you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkLMSpDJH1A
Anonymous No.211885652
>>211846604 (OP)
any wood workers on /tv/? how can i turn my bedroom into pic related? what type of materials would I need? is it mostly plastic shit?
Anonymous No.211885718 >>211885886
>STAND IN PLACE .ON PROGRAM. FEET DOWN. FACE FRONT. HANDS ON HEADS. WE WILL HAVE IMMEDIATE HOTEL CONPLIANCE OR GUESTS WILL BE DETAINED IN THEIR ROOMS WITHOUT WARNING. THE 3PM SHUTTLE TO RISE OF THE RESISTANCE IS RUNNING AS SCHEDULED. GUESTS WILL FORM AN ORDERLY CUE TO THE SHUTTLES OR RISK THEIR MEAL COUPONS BEING RESCINDED. YOURE COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED. HAVE A NICE DAY.
Anonymous No.211885787
>>211880035
It actually was probably the best thing about it. Nobody had anything bad to say except they didn't have a ton of vegan options.
Anonymous No.211885833
>>211846604 (OP)
>the Princess Leia suite
>Not the black room, small bed replica of her prison cell for "budget" guests.

That's why this whole project was garbage.
Anonymous No.211885886 >>211886272 >>211893798
>>211885718
If they create an Andor themed hotel will there be attempted rape reenactments, to make it authentic?
Anonymous No.211885910
>>211874056
Do you think xe kept up the dilation schedule?
Anonymous No.211886272
>>211885886
wow epik /tv/ reference bro
Anonymous No.211886789 >>211887167
>>211884469
You might be as face-blind as Jenny is, Anon.
Anonymous No.211887167 >>211887698
>>211886789
>Same fucking retarded simp from the other thread with the same filenames

Do you not get tired of being embarrassed by what an absolute faggot simp you are you fucking loser? AGAIN, she is a 2/10 and STILL would never even talk to you. Why are you such a disgusting simp for this far below average shilling for the most bottom of the barrel popslop trash cunt? Why are you like this? Do you think, honestly, that because she plays a nerdy girl on the internet that it would give you a chance with her or something? I honestly cannot comprehend being the way you are for this awful, disgusting and driven by consumerism, woman. What is the attraction?
Anonymous No.211887698 >>211887867 >>211887995 >>211888075
>>211887167
Goddamn... what a try-hard!
Anonymous No.211887867 >>211887995
>>211887698
It's weird that there's a lot of surprisingly good AI Jenny art out there.
Anonymous No.211887995 >>211888761
>>211887698
>>211887867
Answer any of his questions samefag.
Anonymous No.211888038
>>211867794
Absolutely Weimar
Anonymous No.211888075
>>211887698
You are possibly the most pathetic faggot on all of /tv/. You should be filled with shame and you should immediately change your ways or kill yourself.
Anonymous No.211888109
>>211846604 (OP)
>you just know some rich Chad dragged into this place by his family got to fuck a cast member in full Star Wars makeup

Life isn’t fair
Anonymous No.211888151
>>211846729
Five grand for TWO people, for two nights
Anonymous No.211888197 >>211888696
>>211867794
I’m assuming porn? Or are Europeans actually engaged in these deranged demonic sex parties while their civilization dies ?
Anonymous No.211888466 >>211888628 >>211897238
>$5000 to visit
>not ONE midget rolling around in an R2 unit serving drinks
>not a SINGLE stripper hired to dress up like the green woman who jabba kills in the monster hole
Anonymous No.211888628
>>211888466
It’s the sequel new timeline which everyone loved and Disney went all in on
Anonymous No.211888643 >>211906922
>>211847705
She has the face of a chick that's going to weigh about 230 by the time she's 33.
Anonymous No.211888664 >>211895289
>>211846604 (OP)
What else are Disney adults supposed to spend money on when they have no kids?
Anonymous No.211888696 >>211888780
>>211888197
Bit of both. It's one of the sex dungeons that are run like restaurants with a menu that TOTALLY NOT TRAFFICKED AND TOTALLY THERE OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL men and women we have. I've been to several nightclubs or danceclubs or however you english speaking people call them and there is so much of this that goes on and if you seem trustful you are asked to go into for a price. Almost all of the supposed participants on the end of having really bad things done to them are so drugged and so wanting the drugs they are zombies and just go with it to get the high or not die. It's disgusting stuff very satanic and disgusting and run by evil terrible people.
Anonymous No.211888761 >>211889207 >>211889356
>>211887995
That's an assmad woman with a failed OF jealous that Jenny is making millions without debasing herself. Social shaming is a female argument not worth engaging with.
Anonymous No.211888780 >>211889245
>>211888696
How are these allowed to continue if they are so obvisouly human trafficking?
Anonymous No.211889132
>>211874056
Jenny hides those Jew genes pretty well. Her disgusting tranny brother? Not so much.
Anonymous No.211889207
>>211888761
1. I'm not a woman, and you and her brother will never be one either tranny.
2. She has on multiple occasions debased herself and participated in sexual furry disgusting shit with Adam from YMS (the guy who says it's okay to fuck dogs if they "consent" and has a large collection of horse dildos and has had your super not debased herself waifu in his videos while he was in the several thousand dollar horse furry suit he commissioned and she said it was so great and the furry community was so great by the way you lying fucking faggot) in the videos and twitter posts they both have openly posted
3. Three years ago this disgusting pig openly said she was into furry sex and fucking her plushies

Why are you lying and why are you the way you are?
Anonymous No.211889245
>>211888780
Money. It's always money.
Anonymous No.211889354
>>211883317
Anonymous No.211889356 >>211889964
>>211888761
her room looks like a daycare for toddlers
Anonymous No.211889757 >>211907308
Is the jennyfaggot seriously a janny abusing his power and removing my proof that she's a total degen whore and he's a disgusting simp faggot?
Anonymous No.211889964
>>211889356
That's exactly what her kind likes. I bet she lets her brother "tutor" young kids in there and she films it to shlick to later or participates.
Anonymous No.211891921
>>211846604 (OP)
fuckin hell from the thumbnail i thought someone had shopped the "PREVIOUS ON THE SHIELD" guy in
Anonymous No.211893798
>>211885886
>Andor themed hotel
So a boring, generic sci-fi-themed hotel?b I'm sure there are plenty of those already.
Anonymous No.211895123 >>211895869
>>211884334
Each "cabin" room has a wall you can hide in if there's a fire, and the fire department can open the wall from the outside and let you out. That's their solution to having no windows.
Anonymous No.211895289 >>211895959
>>211888664
Eventually they'll turn it into a Star Wars themed retirement home for millennials.
Anonymous No.211895528
>>211863143
>She has several more Evermore videos on her patreon. You can watch them for free via kemono.
I’ve never paid for any content online and I’m not about to start. Paypigs deserve to get fleeced.
Anonymous No.211895732
>>211852171
that's atleast $15 grand a night kind of girl. You're not getting one that looks like that any cheaper.
Anonymous No.211895869
>>211895123
>just get in the cuck cubby and wait for fire rescue to break you out in 8 hours, its safe we promise :)
Anonymous No.211895959
>>211895289
Nah, they're turning the hotel into Imagineering offices.
Anonymous No.211896124
>>211846604 (OP)
ITS CALLED THE CROWN OF CORELLIA SUITE YOU STUPID NERF-HERDER

GOSH
Anonymous No.211896628 >>211896893 >>211902004 >>211903583
>this is what you see when you enter the hotel driveway
>people paid four figure sums to stay here

No this is not a joke. Even Motel 6 usually has a tree or plant or two. This is your grand entrance. I wonder how many poor, stupid souls started feeling buyers remorse once they were greeted by this view.
Anonymous No.211896769
>>211867794
Or the Czech Republic, where this footage is actually from.
Anonymous No.211896893 >>211897020
>>211896628
Even the "launch pod" shit was just a glorified elevator ride. Why not theme the exterior of the exterior to be the ship itself and have some kind of "taking off" sequence at the beginning? Oh, right. Money.
Anonymous No.211897020
>>211896893
Someone posted the concept art of the starcruiser and it looked really cool. But at some point they cut costs to the bare minimum and decided to just stuff everyone in a warehouse.
Anonymous No.211897064 >>211899409 >>211912663
>>211868239

>Sequels are just the same enemies but bigger
Anonymous No.211897208
>>211868239
I like how the first order are dangerous fascist nazis and also heckin validating body positive feminists.
Anonymous No.211897238
>>211888466
All they had to do was create a brothel-cantina with Twileks, Togruta, characters from the universe, etc., staying in character and offering you scenarios for the act: "Padawan" training with a MILF, a twilek slave who likes to get used, Ahsoka playing as you were Anakin and wanting to have sex while PadmΓ© is in the other room...
Anonymous No.211897913
>make an ACTUAL cruise ship with a space theme
>make the ship have a cool unique design with an elaborate deck, fake engines on the side etc
>tons of space for amenities and themed restaurants/bars
>youre travelling on an actual SHIP so it feels like youre actually on a SHIP
>make the gay fake windows for the interior cabins which actually makes some sense and improves the experience
>travel to dramatic places like Alaska or Hawaii and have that play into the theme

The idea of a cruise ship with a radically unique design intended to look like a spacecraft is actually cool as fuck. It would be a marvel of engineering and absolute boon, marketing itself effortlessly.
Anonymous No.211897962
>>211846604 (OP)
Look if you can find her coke stash
Anonymous No.211898313 >>211898728 >>211899561
>>211880564
>she probably spergs out when she visits theme parks.
Oh totally. She already does a bit in brief clips or outtakes all the time.
Anonymous No.211898437 >>211908378
>>211868540
At least then it would’ve actually been worth the five grand.
Anonymous No.211898681
>>211874183
I’d force Leia to watch Berserk 2016 to get her to give up the location of the rebel base and the stolen plans.
Rey I’d put to work grinding out shitty mobile games.
Anonymous No.211898728
>>211898313
You know too much about this broad.
Anonymous No.211899409 >>211899539
>>211897064
>mirror universe Porkins
Anonymous No.211899539
>>211899409
Admiral Snikrop
Jack Sniper No.211899561
>>211898313
I tax her, of course I tax that ass
Anonymous No.211901051 >>211901350 >>211906251
>>211846604 (OP)
i dont see what the big deal was besides price. yes it was expensive, but i feel like people just rode that horse into shitting on the rooms and hotel entirely when it looka perfectly fine
Anonymous No.211901266 >>211913261
>>211870802
I've never played a pokemans either but I've lost about a bathtub worth of cum to the pokegirls.
Am I not a "true fan"? Ponder that.
Anonymous No.211901350 >>211901931
>>211901051
>Concept was fine besides the ridiculous price
>Ignore the price
>WTF this is fine!
Based retard
Anonymous No.211901580 >>211907568 >>211908455
>>211867794
What the fuck is wrong with people
Anonymous No.211901727
>>211874056
Jenny kinda looks like one of those silly little monkeys
she's cute in an unorthodox way
Her """""""""sister""""""""" looks like a fucking ogre from a german children's story
if I was walking down the street and on one side was that thing and on the other a bunch of nigger gangsters, me and the black gentlemen would be running the hell away
Anonymous No.211901783
>>211867794
>star of david tats

I wonder how we'd view the past if cameras and videos of it hadve been more widespread...
Anonymous No.211901931 >>211902040
>>211901350
>price is bad, but people saying the room is bad are wrong the room is fine
>but the price is bad retard!
im tired of legitimate retards not bring aware of their own mental handicap
Anonymous No.211902004 >>211902349 >>211903345 >>211912335
>>211896628
Weren't guests fully enclosed in the back of the "shuttle" en route to the hotel, or is that from before they even get to that point?
Anonymous No.211902040 >>211902185 >>211912238
>>211901931
The room comes with the price. Its all packaged together. They dont exist in isolation. So yeah, youre retarded.
Anonymous No.211902185
>>211902040
Plus the rooms were claustrophobic dogshit with fire closets and a screen that can't be turned fully off
Anonymous No.211902216
>>211846604 (OP)
How about the Cosby double then?
Anonymous No.211902309
>>211869000
I wouldn’t be surprised if it were real, but I go often enough to the park and I’ve never seen lardasses like that. They’re usually normal to overweight, with an occasional black chick.
Anonymous No.211902349
>>211902004
You drive up to the front door, I think valet takes your car, and then you walk in. The shuttle is when you go to and from the hotel to the land in the theme park. Original concept had more screens acting as windows and a section towards the front where you had an animatronic droid "piloting" the shuttle, but like a lot of things, it got cut for budget reasons.
Anonymous No.211902535
>>211867794
Guys those nazi fellers are starting to make a whole lot of sense right now. What do?
Anonymous No.211902634 >>211906454
>>211846729
>five grande
At what price point would this be realistically acceptable?
Anonymous No.211902769
>>211862610
For you!
Anonymous No.211903345 >>211903530
>>211902004
Going to the hotel is on a normal bus. When they take you to the park, they stick you in the back of a U-Haul and call it a spaceship.
Anonymous No.211903530
>>211903345
Must have been thinking of the park, that's it.
Anonymous No.211903583
>>211896628
The fact that they couldn't even bother to get a custom sign made for it and just painted the logo on some containers is the cherry on top.
Anonynous No.211903665
>>211867794
Giwtwm
Anonymous No.211904988
>>211868926
this nigga reachin' out
for somethin' to hold
Anonymous No.211906251
>>211901051
I mean, the room you got for $6k was really fucking small and shitty... it was low effort all around. Price doesn't matter too much if people think they're getting their money's worth.
Anonymous No.211906454 >>211909692 >>211912497
>>211902634
The five grand was for a family of 4 or more. Realistically it was 2 grand. The issue was this was for basically 2 nights (and you bet your ass you were kicked out the door before 11am the next morning), only included 2 dinners, everything else was buffet (and lousy from the look of it), didn't include alcohol or anything in the way of merchandise, and was otherwise mid level dinner theater. To rub salt in the wound, the second day you're woken up early, shoved into windowless boxcars and brought to the star wars park, meaning a good chunk of your time in the star wars hotel wasn't even in the hotel.
Anonymous No.211906503 >>211909013
>>211846604 (OP)
What upsets me about how much of a failure this was was that it turned off any of the other studios to doing something similar. I was hoping if this did well Universal would make a fake jurrassic world hotel.
Anonymous No.211906922
>>211888643
that's weird since she's already 33
Anonymous No.211907009
>>211867794
Hollywood really must be out of ideas if they're even doing a sequel for 120 Days of Sodom.
Anonymous No.211907308
>>211889757
>janny
>not a disgusting simp faggot tranny
Choose ONE.
Anonymous No.211907568
>>211901580
>What the fuck is wrong with people
we're horny
Anonymous No.211908378
>>211898437
>>211868540
Not 5 grand, but it would be fun to have The Stormtrooper Experience. You are a Stormtrooper. Day 1 is basic training where you get your armor and lasgun and an imperial officer walks you through the shooting ranges and "training" games. A squad has a common room and you get single sleeping cells (small rooms with a shower).
Next day is a routine patrol duty on your ship, long corridors where few things happen, but you have a couple of incidents. afternoon you get a "priority request" by Vader and deploy to a village where he is looking for rebels and as a climax you have to assault a tavern or something. have 2 smaller places and switch schedules or have cheaper bigger places.
Have it in Galaxy"s Edge after normal visitors are left (or towards the evening, then the assault after closing; in GE you would be with Ren instead of Vader).
Anonymous No.211908455
>>211901580
freedom and excess lead to degeneracy.
Anonymous No.211909013
>>211906503
I'm not sure that's true, but being trapped in a role-playing hotel for days would test even the biggest fan of any franchise. Just make it a normal hotel with themed rooms, prop exhibits and occasional shows and people would be happier.
Anonymous No.211909417 >>211910089
>>211847348
link?
Anonymous No.211909692
>>211906454
It was $4,800 as a starting point for a room for 2 people; that means weekday in the off-season. And if you went by yourself, you're still paying the $4,800 minimum. Adding an adult to the room beyond the first 2 people was like $700/each, adding a child was like $400/each. So minimum for a family of 4 is still $5,600, and neither of these prices include taxes and fees. I forgot the exact math, but the absolute lowest you can get the per-person cost down to was like ~$1,200, but it requires you to cram in 8 people into the largest suite (which was just like 2 bedrooms and living room).
Anonymous No.211909711 >>211909808
Post the pillar of shame.
Anonymous No.211909808 >>211909833
>>211909711
Anonymous No.211909833
>>211909808
>Yes! Place them behind the Jeering Column! Let their smiles fade and their tempers rise!
Anonymous No.211909924
Anonymous No.211910089
>>211909417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0CpOYZZZW4&pp=ygUZamVubnkgbmljaG9sc29uIHN0YXIgd2Fycw%3D%3D
Anonymous No.211911318
>>211847348
I also enjoyed her Vampire Diaries video, a show I never watched, but she laid out how weird it was in an amusing way that seemed kind of geared towards people who hadn't seen it, so you get these gradual reveals of more and more bonkers plots and character relationships.
Anonymous No.211912238 >>211912445 >>211912605
>>211902040
The rooms were designed for entire families to sleep in bedroom. Imagine trying to bang the wife while your kids watch from overhead
Anonymous No.211912335 >>211914976
>>211902004
Anonymous No.211912445 >>211912700
>>211912238
I am sure you can keep it in your pants for 2 nights on a family vacation. or send the kids running during the day and have some adult time while they are gone.
Anonymous No.211912497 >>211912588
>>211906454
>makes shit up
Are you part of their PR team?
Anonymous No.211912585 >>211912676
Why didn't they just make a Star Wars themed hotel? Why did it need to be this strange encompassing roleplay cruise ship thing? Like the hotels attached to the Animal Kingdom are animal themed, and you get a view of the animals at pasture from your room if you're on the right side of the hotel, with African savannah themed dΓ©cor. Pretty simple.

Star Wars themed rooms (with windows), Star Wars themed hallways, Star Wars themed lobby, Star Wars themed food, Star Wars themed dinner show, staff in Star Wars themed uniforms, Star Wars themed leisure facilities like pool, gym, arcade, etc, and a Star Wars themed shuttle bus that goes directly to Galaxy's Edge. Theme the room suites after different Star Wars planets and ships depending on the floor or wing of the hotel. Have lots of cute Star Wars references from across the franchise in the halls and lobbies and leisure rooms.

How hard is that? Star Wars fans will enjoy it in general, casual family vacationers and Disneyworld enthusiasts will enjoy the novelty of a space themed hotel, and otherwise go to the Magic Kingdom and Hollywood Studios and whatever else parks they're going to at Disneyworld during their vacation there. No larger commitment.

Is that difficult to work out?
Anonymous No.211912588 >>211912765
>>211912497
What did he make up?
Anonymous No.211912605 >>211912634 >>211912685
>>211912238
>ywn share a bunk with Jenny
JDIMSA...
Anonymous No.211912634
>>211912605
>share a bunk
yeah I'm gonna need my own bunk if I'm getting any sleep haha
for the price, I better not be sharing
Anonymous No.211912663
>>211897064
>Empire looks like real Nazis/Imperial Brits
>Knock-off Empire looks like Proud Boy Burgers
It least it's realistic.
Anonymous No.211912676 >>211912713
>>211912585
they can always do that, but that does not generate the same amount of revenue. and publicity. they tried something new and it had a lot of hype and it sucked and now it is dead.
But I don't blame them for trying something new.
Anonymous No.211912685 >>211912730 >>211913085
>>211912605
>visible screwholes
>obvious wood
worse than any 90s tv show set
Anonymous No.211912700
>>211912445
Nah, I think I'll just rent a normal hotel which charges normal rates.
Anonymous No.211912702
>>211847490
You stupid fucks are the reason she dresses like a cloistered nun nowadays.
Anonymous No.211912713 >>211912951
>>211912676
Well it ain't generating much fuckin revenue now is it?
Anonymous No.211912730 >>211913085
>>211912685
>visible screwholes
please stop being lewd
Anonymous No.211912765
>>211912588
That low price for two people. He randomly slashed the price by more than 50% when it's a lie.
Anonymous No.211912808
>>211848629
On the topic of that image, the short lived Star Trek thing in Los Vegas was way better than Disney's Star Wars park bullshit.
Anonymous No.211912944
>>211867794
These are people's babies
Anonymous No.211912951 >>211913316
>>211912713
it did while it lasted. and they can still take the leftover props and put them into a new themed hotel if one makes sense in terms of capacity
Anonymous No.211913085 >>211913172 >>211913642
>>211912685
That's the European knockoff hotel!

>>211912730
kek
Anonymous No.211913172
>>211913085
Legally Distinct Space Opera Hostel. But with a genuine cutie, 100% authentic, 100% autistic, 100% Jenny
Anonymous No.211913261
>>211901266
>the pokegirls
you dont even realize you agree with me. she knows you are giving your attention to these cartoon girls
and she wants in on it so she can drain you of your monetary resources
Anonymous No.211913316
>>211912951
If it did, it wouldn't be closed only 18 months after opening
Anonymous No.211913614
>>211867794
Where?
Anonymous No.211913642 >>211914170
>>211913085
Is that the Garbage Masher suite?
Anonymous No.211914170 >>211914214
>>211913642
Girlboss Smasher Suite
Anonymous No.211914214 >>211914439
>>211914170
>jenny thread has been up for over 36 hours
b a s e d
Anonymous No.211914439
>>211914214
epic bread toast
Anonymous No.211914976
>>211912335
>You get to experience Enrique the Janny's journey across the border for the same amount he paid the coyote who ditched the sealed trailer in 120 degree heat.
Anonymous No.211915013
>>211853077
Skill issue. I had blind blowjobs in house parties, even some. Whores were trying to get blind drunk to fuck dudes