Art by Daniel edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL is NOW - 40 mini-challenges
-- Always remove the gofile link
-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreenโข!
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh said he wants to do gay porn, and he would suck a dick for 200K
-- Ellie is worried about alienating her "black and trans friends." Jet told her not to go to college
-- The Wrench says she doesn't want to stream after this or "capitalize on fame" at all, that she is an introvert in real life and this is her "first holiday in 10 years"
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>>211846719
Samuel, why did you crash my 1989 Mercedes SL 560 in gold on purpose into a tree?
>has to buy TTS to get acknowledged this season
Do they hate him now?
>direnc climbing the window
>jet shuts it down
great content bro
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
angie if you read this you smelled pretty bad in the house
>>211847783 (OP)>that drawingkek
>pretend to be a cat
>...no
>>211847814this is my favorite ritualpost
sam has switched on "fuck the audience on purpose" mode
>thats wha cats dew!
>trying to hang from the curtain bar
i reaalllly hate this cunt
how can ellie be so cute but such nontent, like why is she here?
Mark your territory to win.
Why didn't you go to Yale and live a good life, son?
>>211847800i did it for the vine dad
They call me Fred. Fred Hyde.
direnc pissing off production. aryeh's won.
>>211847834that a meta- cat strat. a cat would not participate
>>211847783 (OP)HAHA FRED IS LOUD FRED W BEST CAT FRED W HAHA CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>211847783 (OP)>one foot comically more giant than the otherMy 3 year old nephew makes better art
Daniel is so retarded its starting to loop back around to being funny again to have someone like this in the fishtank. I hope they can get him off the show without it being too humiliating. I don't think he's going to have a good time after the show
>>211847783 (OP)Post yfw watching Extreme Peace EP1
Honestly, I'm rooting for those that just don't participate at this point.
>>211847834kek, she's leaving today.
>they replaced jin with this
>they choose to kick angie for this
>>211847848They should put the shock collar back on her
>>211847848to be fair that is what cats do
>>211847834SHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOW
>SHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOWSHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOW
>SHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOWSHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOW
>SHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOWSHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOW
>SHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOWSHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOW
>SHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOWSHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOW
>SHE IS GONNA QUIT THE SHOW
How delusional is Daniel?
Why did you crash my mercedes, Samuel?
>>211847837her VA was so fucking bad it almost killed my boner
>>211847861She's on her period. All production had to do was wait another couple days.
imagine if Sam blew his brains out in the cell and jet said the fish had to stay in there the challenge isn't over yet
Ellie is on her period and isn't feeling great. Be nice to her y'all
shes on her period its not her fault
I fucked him. Me. Fred Hyde. I fucked my son, I fucked him until his little nuts blew like a fucking hose. Showed him why I'm his daddy.
Someone put this in the disco elysium dance scene
THEY LITERALLY CANT EVEN PAY THE ___FISH___ TO CARE ABOUT _________FISHTANK_________ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>211847904even sam just made fun of fred for loud = good
>>211847783 (OP)He's actually retarded kek
>>211847901whatโs the excuse for her nontent the first 9 days then
>>211847893yes but she is probably 150lb and would have broken it
>BUT THATS WHA CATS DEWWW
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if its most convincing cat then Ellie should win, I didn't even realize she was there
ellie really wants to leave because i told her i'd have sex with her when she came home
Angelina was the most immature contestant of all fishtank history!
>jet upset that ellie didn't rub against him like a cat
>>211847880She is the only thing that can save S4
>almost gave daniel a pity win
>still didn't
that's pretty funny
>drench you were trying to be hard to be a cat. and for that you lost the being the cat challenge.
>>211847921I'm cumming inside you
>pretend to be a cat
>pretends to be a cat
>oh is that what cats do?
>yeah that is what cats do
>you lose
neptunian
>>211847921this has been recurring issue
Sam needs to give one of his "if you don't want to be here then just fucking leave" speeches to this cast
arjew sniffing sams boot holy fuck lmao
>>211847951You're going to make Jet crash out bro
>>211847898>Why did you kill your best friend in a car crash with the Mitsubishi EVO i bought you?
>>211847918She probably didn't realize it's on YouTube. She's probs gonna quit.
>but i don't want to be a cat mister neptune
>>211847967he doesnt even care enough to do that anymore.
>>211847931Her being nontent is overblown. She did perfectly fine on the candy challenge stealing stuff. She's even doing a good bit in the cell.
Daniel has the potential to be the best fish in history.
He is likable, strategic, athletic, and funny. Literally the only thing holding him back is lack of confidence. He second guesses literally everything like when the witch asked him to shuffle the cards and he was unable to even shuffle properly due to him not believing in himself. Like shuffling cards is something he can obviously do. But his confidence issues caused him to get stuck on stupid andtherefore was unable to shuffle cards. it was all mental, it's hard watching a mentally disabled person unable to do the most basic of tasks. But his weakness is also his greatest strength. Because that's literally the reason why we watch to see growth, and Daniel has TJ arc written all over his face.
Just imagine if three weeks from now his posture is corrected, speech improves and is full of confidence and strong from working out. I mean you could literally turn this into a Hollywood movie. I'm rooting for him and know Sam will take him under his wing. That's Fishtank, to rise from the ashes and become the Phoenix as the world watches.
Is Sam contractually obligated to be there or something? He's just sitting there working on his laptop
>>211847921>get rid of day rates in the contracts>"wtf why don't they care???"
>quits challenge prematurely
>gets gifted 100$+ anyways
ok ellie
>>211847951Ellie just barely started puberty. Leave her alone. Asians start puberty at 18
Yea let's start the possible 24 hour plus challenge on a Sunday night
I just got on why are they dressed like cum
HAHAHA FRED HAHAHA FRED W FUCK IT UP FUCK AROUND WE'RE GONNA DO FUCK IT UP W FRED
get Freddy a beer for christ sakes
>>211847834She's on her period
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>>211847932who gives a fuck
I didn't know what Rule 34 was before they mentioned it. Am I not chronically online enough?
Why is Daniel even there?
Erm... I'm in Sharpfart's house and there are bars on the windows?
>does nothing
>paypiggys give her loot crates
>>211847873It was nice to see Nifty
>>211847990TRUUUUUUUU
its so fucking over
unless its some 37-D-Chess (it's not)
KWAB
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>cat impression? cheering? Jet, come here for a sec.
>>211847783 (OP)You'll all find Freddy sucky and repetitive. But you will miss Daniel when he's gone believe you me.
>>211847849She's here because she could afford to fly in from San Diego on short notice.
>>211848005she said she got her period at 14 which is early in her family because her mother and sister both got it at 18
daniel has no idea what a cheer is
>>211847956Sheโs married. Leave her alone
not even freddy can save this for me anymore
>>211847909I really thought we were gonna get a crashout what with the failure of EP and S4 sucking shit. I guess hes just gonna go beat his baby mama instead.
Freddy will lose because he canโt have beer, withdrawals will set in
>>211847981he's mentally ill and destroyed his body like one of those synthol guys
>>211848018You can be online a lot and not know, I guess, if you don't jerk off to fictional characters or by being a zoomer
WE'WE GONNA WOCK IN
GO AHEAD SAY IT
>>211848028What the spruce??
>>211847873It ain't fuckin funny anymore
>>211847814Don't join clans if you care about the dopamine hits of gaining levels
>>211848027He thought he'd be like TJ
>>211847960Unironically true
Cats dont have to try to be cats
>>211848010i sent them a tts telling them to dress like cum and they actually did it lmao
>>211847918I would still have sex with her period vagina
I'm just waiting to see Ellie's feet and then I'm leaving
Angie would have won the cheer challenge
>This season isnt even that bad if you don't enjoy it just stop watching.
Daniel looks like he's having a blast
Dont worry. The twist is coming. Trust the plan.
How much money did you give him today?
what if we built an actually good supplement
>>211847921The fishbucks don't matter if they can be stolen
>>211847873It wasn't nearly as bad as people are claiming. It was perfectly serviceable. The football meeting had some really good ideas, but I wish they did more with the black guy under the table.
this cell... kinda sucks so far
>>211847900It was legit very jarring, everything from delivery to recording quality was just off. Really took away from the experience. No clue what they we're thinking
>>211847996People don't realize that Daniel is extremely socially manipulative, has a brilliant mind, and is deviously ruthless...
This is all part of his plan. All of the other fish are already in the palm of his hand.
>>211848069>>211848077don't post jet. even in an ironic or insulting fashion. don't give him the attention he wants
>>211847909we would all kneel
>>211848065Why even bother showing up to just do this. Unless he's just trying to mock Jet.
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>>211848060the only other time I want to see this guys face again is in an obituary
>>211848098we need to make a super pizza
Daniel probably thinks he looks like Sasuke Uchiha
daniel stands like a faggot
Freddy and Drench mog so hard it's unreal.
>>211848092Christ. That's just fucking retarded. Who buys a 1.5k parka?
ellie dickriding direnc is old
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>>211848092a $1500 jacket really isn't that crazy, doesn't jet wear like $10,000 watches
>>211848103How many times did she make herself vomit in S2?
>ellies cheer was literally that she's going to lose to drench
These fish are fucking pathetic man
>>211847932but that's what cats do
>>211848125yeah he thinks he's anime
im surprised they dont give ellie a pity win
shes so in pain its not fair
>>211848067To be like TJ, Jin would have had to stay till the 14th day and THEN get kicked. Then production would have to coddle Daniel for the entire remainder of the show.
>ellie tied with seth for last
its over for /ourgirl/. she is acting like pre-RV payton
>>211848092no matter how much they give it will never be as much as private equity firms placed in his accounts right before all the big political interviews started rolling in on a schedule. shalom Sam!
>>211847981Over a decade and hundreds of cheap HGH/TRT injections ago yeah.
>>211848121>we need to make a super pizzaliterally one of the best fishtank moments. god jimmy was such a funny retard.
THE FISH WILL MAKE A 6-WAY DEAL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
JET & SAM STUMPED
>>211848130zoomers suck simple as
>>211847783 (OP)Aryeh mentioned Sandy cheeks cock vore, what are the consequences of that?
>>211848126daniel is a faggot
>>211848153He literally stands like a Jojo character
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PTSD kicking in from rigged end of S1 challenges
what is he REALLY doing on his laptop?
we all know he ain't getting any actual work done with all the noise and screaming
aryeh needs to be silenced
freddy is gonna strangle aryeh at some point
>>211847875Nasty tongue and she looks like a little Philippino boy
arye hatred growing rapidly
Daniel always stands like a Jojo character
>>211848184It's part of the bit
The bit is that it's not funny
>>211847800... and killed your best friend while at it
lmao aryeh pissing Freddy off
this is genuinely the worst thing i've ever seen
>>211848184generating supplement names with ChatGPT
>>211848184looking at marky sextape
Ellie is so cute eating all her snacks. Wish I could bring her a blanket or something to get more comfortable and an aspirin
>>211848184watching slime videos
>>211848146? is she on the rag?
>>211848184Checking auto trader
>>211848153Spent years around other retardsire retarded then him and accepted that as his baseline
daniel should not even be considered to be in a competition with anyone. hes actively fighting himself and losing.
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>>211848184building a name for his actually good supplement
freddy's gonna kill aryeh by the end of this
Aryeh and Daniel are like if Jimmy's soul was divided into two
>>211848201Their just jealous of his big fat ass and cock
I think arye is keeping his shekels in his engorged ballsack
What if Fred was in the wrong?
she was so lively just a little while ago when jet was giving her attention. what gives?
>>211848207What did he do?
>>211848086You haven't been watching his podcast interviews recently. He won't talk about Fishtank Live because it's just a retarded reality show to him. He'd rather talk white genocide with literal retards than direct new whales to his cash cow.
>>211848092It's a buy once cry once item. Things like the balenciaga shoes and rolexes are purposeless.
Still laughing about Freddy saying his band is going to become a "fishtank band" after the show
Angie would've cleared this challenge...
i hope someone breaks his laptop
so other than arye and wrench... nobody cares huh
>>211848215>Ellie is so cute eating all her snacks. Wish I could bring her a blanket or something to get more comfortable and an aspirinThis!
I'd make her a nice cup of tea and put on her favourite ice poseidon vod
HAhAHAHAHAHA YES FRED W YELL FRED LOUD = HYPER HAHAHAH CHICKEN JOCKEY FRED
great entertainment jet!
I'm doubled over in laughter!
>>211848203freddy and the nontent crybaby faggots
WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN
Wow this is bad. Not a single laugh so far
>>211848213 THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOUR GUT DEAD โ GUTARMOR X SAVES IT
Listen up, slob. Your gut biome is more demolished than Fallujah in 2004. You've been feeding it glyphosate-laced cereal, synthetic meats, and onions-flavored estrogen slushies. Youโre 34 and canโt digest a piece of toast without a three-hour nap and a Xanax. Thatโs not aging. Thatโs warfare.
Thatโs where GUTARMOR Xโข drops in. 9 billion CFUs of hyper-aggressive probiotic shock troops, each one lab-bred in an undisclosed former military facility to annihilate bloat, rebuild your intestinal wall, and reclaim your masculinity.
We didnโt make this for Whole Foods yoga moms. We made this for the man who eats steak at 8 a.m., screams Latin at the sun, and wants to feel his soul vibrating in his colon.
No fillers
No seed oils
No mercy for candida
Clinically untested because science is fake
Take two before bed and wake up with the GI tract of a Mongolian warlord. Weโre not saying this will make you immortal. But if you die while taking it, youโll rot slower.
"I took GUTARMOR X for 6 weeks. I can smell lies now." โ Unnamed reviewer
GUTARMOR Xโข
Fortify Your Inside. Destroy the Outside.
>>211848242>white genocideIts telling that hes obsessed with the same faggot conspiracy theories that Elon Musk is
>>211847783 (OP)I think production may have overestimated Daniel's mental capacity
>4 of 6 participants NOT participating
fucking grim.
>>211848261she doesn't need fishbucks she's saving energy
Ellie too normal for this
THROW HER THE FUCK OUT
VIBE RUINING CUNT
cant believe they got rid of rachel for this
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Everytime I try to tune back in its Aryeh doing his gay showtunes and/or Drench screaming like a retard
>>211848261ellie is allowed to shittest jet
Areyeh and Dirench are the only ones putting in effort
>>211848261I love her so much
Angie took the show with her. It's just over. There's no coming back from this.
>>211848261my queen
how many plushies has she been given?
>>211847783 (OP)>IT'S TIME TO TRY DEFYING GRAVITY
>>211848184have a feeling this is all part of a long drawn out bit. this is making him a ton of money and as he is a kike he is loving it. he is going to 'crash out' and make jokes about stox going 'to the moon' and they'll be in s3 house w a space theme, where the winner will go in to bg2 for more space themed shit. trip for when i am proven right. you heard it here first.
>>211848238Just singing and Freddy told him they had enough lol
these faggots aren't even trying
>>211848277its cause they sleep deprived them w TTS bro calm down
>>211848278she wouldn't have participated
aryeh and direnc deserve to win the tank at this point
>if you don't wanna try you can have no money
>>211848279The true hidden source of Aryeh's autism powers
EVERYONE BUT ARYEY AND WRENCH TAXED FOR NOT TRYING
>>211848151She said she wants to go home. She may have some moments where she's happy but she really is tired
She isn't cut for the tank.
my screen froze at this
neptunian
Binx x Angie collab stream
>>211848247They might actually invite her back to replace one of the three lost causes.
>>211848277>Ellie too normal for thisNo, she is above all this
She is literally a Korean Princess and she is stuck in a cave with orcs
>>211848297Now this is a cool cope I can get behind.
We have SO MUCH content planned for today bros...
>run around and act hyper
>no
>okay
goronian
I remember sam saying literally in season 2 that they needed to feed the fish real food so that they had energy and they've still never did it lol
So now that the dust has settled I think it's safe to say that kicking Angelina was a big mistake.
Good thing we kicked Angie instead of Dan, the little faggot that refuses to do any challenge and sits around moping all day
>>211848290I wish they wouldn't.
>fish already refusing challenges
hahahaha jet you fucking loser
What the rest of the contestants like Daniel are doing is maintaining frame. They aren't monkeys who dance for your pleasure they are self-respecting sigmas
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>>211848297and theyre going to bring in nick fuentes and PPP as a surprise to hassle him
>>211848203Wock Wock Wock in
daniel so much of a loser they cant penalize him
What's up, /ftl/? Does anyone have any kino moments i can put on my twitter or youtube channel?
>>211848348you're going to get 4chan shut down again delete this now
>>211848236Shes tired and on her period
But she's just tired and wants to go home
>>211848332Does Jin ever talk about anything other than beating off
>>211848314If only it applied to himself.
>>211848268gr8 b8 wonder why it didn't get any yous
Angie would have done well in this. Oh well
>>211848203Cuckamari Virgincy
Guys I just got here, has she done anything whatsoever today? I need updates
our top guy and top girl are winning so hard Arencbros
>>211848357if you just wait everyone else out, you get half of all the money
>>211848338freddy cooks multiple meals for everybody every single day
just kick ellie and daniel from the show at some point, bring in some GOOD freeloaders, and rape jet
>>211848372>Shes tired and on her periodpeople forget this
>>211848372she knows how the show works. this is just the waiting room for a drench or freddy win
>>211848338They ate real food this entire season retard. Freddy has cooked every meal for them
I think autistic people like musicals because the lyrics are linear and explicit. A character is talking about something specific. It's one piece of an explicit narrative. Many songs have unclear lyrics that leave everything up to interpretation. Every musical song is about someone going somewhere to do something.
This is also why autists like comedy like Monty Python. They memorize the script. They think comedy is a series of words that say something irrational and are immediately recognized as such and clarified by another character. "I'M GOING TO PUT BEES IN MY PANTS." "WHY, THAT IS ABSURD, ONE DOES NOT TYPICALLY PUT BEES IN ONES PANTS." "WELL I DO!" and so on
>>211848358Daniel should stop pretending like he is better than that
so did spic fuentes pussy out?
>>211848343Yes. Daniel's absence would make for a more compelling character than actual Daniel. He deserved humiliation.
>talk like daniel challenge
>>211848367It's been 15 years. It's time to move on.
>>211848277...too normal for kindergarten play?
>it's a solid solid product
>>211848400who gives a fuck boring is boring
>show is so fucking boring even the fish are passing out from boredom
>sam in the corner on his laptop doing nothing the entire time
great one neptune
Angie would still do the challenges even if she was on her period
>>211848236she is creeped out by the lack of boundaries of the retards she is trapped in a room with
s1>>s3>>>s2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s4
>>211848365they could put him in the red and in debt
Samuel "I believe every day is a gift from a creator, a God, a Christian God. I think that God did manifest in human form and send his son to die for our sins" Hyde
>>211848273Unironically what is the incentive to do so
>Make content>Get kicked>Don't make content>Get kicked Like???
>>211848384Could be craigslist
>>211848367yeah man check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIeDX5W8V2o
>>211848344This. Fuck Daniel honestly, mopey anti-social faggot.
>>211848391she had her daily 'stare into the PTZ camera' moment
>>211848360that was an obvious lie.
Why are dudes who can't pronounce R so common on this show
A gay retarded Jew was a founding Proud Boy.
>>211848391yeah she was groomed by jet and told he knows better for her than her father.
>>211848184playing minecraft
>>211848403Yeah but he's been slipping estrogen into their meals
>>211848261>drinking watergod I canโt wait for her to piss on herself
IM DEFYYYYYING GRAAAAVITY
>>211848369Who even cares at this point?
>>211848430what can't hey just say "I believe in jesus christ"?
>>211848396>>211848403>if you cook it on your stove that makes it real food and not cheap lab made shit jet bought on clearance at walmart
>>211848434>Its actually more entertaining than any part of S4
>Fish are able to steal fishbucks
>Theres no incentive to win fishbucks because you can just steal them from the retard who wins
has daniel won a single fishbuck this whole season?
>>211848431Don't want to be too interesting or have a personality or the audience might dogpile you. Everyone is taking Daniel's lead. You saw what happened to Angelina
SAM HYDE IS WORKING SUPPORT TICKETS LIVE ON THE SHOW
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HELLO SARRRRRRRRRRR
4 seasons and this is the first time Iโve seen the โon their periodโ cope for being nontent
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Hottest three fish in the tank
Freddy didn't try either, but he didn't get any heat because he's the fans' TJ this season
>>211848430Sam makes Christianity look so gay. There's no way he actually believes that shit.
they're saying Daniel's new nickname is "The walking L"
>>211848367Aryeh struggling to put a fitted sheet on the bed in bedroom 3 for about 30 minutes last night.
>>211848203Jojo's Bizawe Adventuwe
>The twist?
>How about twister!!
>>211848463I think you might be a retard anon
>>211848404I think i may be autistic
>>211848437"The only FAFO, is working your entire life, looking down at your check, and realizing half has been stolen from you. So YOU FAFO'd. YOU fucked around and found out." -Sam Hyde
Aryeh is Love and Light
Daniel is Hate and Death
>>211848459Was wondering this myself
>>211848492best girl in history
>>211848484Aryey playing twister would actually be funny
Fred is a faggot. Why is he allowed to sing his garbage songs with his trash voice and play his drums but Aryeh isn't allowed to sing (actually talented) everyone's favorite musical numbers?
>>211848472>Make account>Open ticket>"MARKYMARKYMARKYMARKYMARKY"
>why do i have to try if i just stay there?
WIGGERCREW... OUR RESPONSE?
>>211848442it's an autism thing
>I don't like that I have to try
content QUEEN
>why can't I be nontent
Ellie is shit testing Jet
>>211848391She did the best possible thing, refused to participate in this catastrophe
>>211848348what the fuck is this real???
>why do we have to try?
moving from "ellie is nontent" to "fuck this cunt ellie" real quick
>>211848492>nip slip on her fight night out of the tank
there's just no possible way this season can make it to six weeks with this cast, even with a few freeloaders thrown in. maybe if they hadn't kicked jin, or even if they hadn't botched jin's replacement with a contestant that's worse than meg, but they're in a really bad position now.
>I thought the challenge was to stay as long as possible, why would I try to get fishbucks
ellie's in the long game?
>>211848367sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyoKgObyVrM
I like how they can bring in anyone to fill in Jinโs spot so they pick basically the biggest nontent fish in history.
I think Ellie's done less than any fish on any season
we need a buzzball challenge jet.
>>211848492Link the stream plz
>>211848472Why is he doing indian tech support. Doesnt he have wigger slaves he could make do it?
>why do we need to try
Fuck you Elle, nontent bitch
YOU'RE ON A SHOW
BE ENTERTAINING
>>211848492holy fuck I miss her so much I canโt believe they let her go after only a week what a massive failure on production
>yeah uhhhhh ellie can we get you in the basement for a confessional?
>>211848404>"I'M GOING TO PUT BEES IN MY PANTS." "WHY, THAT IS ABSURD, ONE DOES NOT TYPICALLY PUT BEES IN ONES PANTS." "WELL I DO!"Stop! I am a serious British person and this is much too silly!
HOW THE FUCK IS SETH DOING THAT
They will kick Daniel after seeing his drawing, watch
>>211848545she's done more than payton
>>211848332Say what you'd like about Jin, but he committed to the bit
>>211848404I like musicals because they're awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkt5l8H3JU
>>211848531fucking little grifting bitch, why is she even there, pathetic
>>211848463I think more than half of their meals have involved steak
>Okay y'all let's do a little prayer circle before the cell.
>>211848545shes done the same amount as joise at this point
HEY WIGGERS STEAL THIS IDEA
LACK OF PARTICIPATION MEANS A STRIKE
3 STRIKES AND YOURE OUT THE CELL, LOSING ALL FISHBUCKS
>>211848531did you miss the first part of what she said
>get in trouble with who, jet neptune?
>fans don't understand the point of trying and being entertaining on the show
great casting jet!
>>211848571at least payton smacked frank in the head
>>211848404I dunno, I'm fucking sick of Millennial humor of wacky premise and a character deconstructing it in real time. Like Pee Wee's Playhouse, it's so much better when the cool people accept shit is weird and the lames don't get it as opposed to the other way around. It's also something that holds back MDE.
I feel like this season is going to end early
BRING MY SEXY KITTEN ANGI BACK TO THE TANK
>>211848461he got angry at his livestream audience multiple times whenever someone innocently asked him about some passage or book from the bible. he crumbles when asked to actually recite any actual rule or advice from that religion
it's fake. it's a fake grift. he doesn't give a fuck about any of that stuff he's as atheist as can be. the problem is christcucks are REALLY good marks so since 2017 everyone's xtian suddenly lol
>why would i try when i can just steal other peoples fishbucks and the challenge is to stay as long as possible?
ellie 400 IQ is outdoing Jets rn and thats a problem
>>211848489guarantee you're a 200+lb fatass lol
>>211848582Josie tried in challenges
BALL BROTHERS
Time to take a shower and a shit
i find the ball brothers bit cringe
what day of fishtank is this
>>211848403>freddy gets eliminated>the rest of the tank starves to death
good thing you guys kicked her right jet
>>211848624it's still day 1 anon
>>211848600They're not even Fans
The only real Fan was Jin and he was insta kicked
>there is a huge amount of the paypig audience that unironically loves the ball brothers
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>>211848620what? youโre supposed to pay money
>>211848615Fishtank is not a competition show
fuck this crap im gonna watch the nba finals, see you niggas at halftime
>>211848344>>211848343>>211848338>be hyper challengeAngie would have loved this :(
>>211848624This is the epilogue after the final day
>>211848184he has to be on camera for x amount of hours according to some contract but he's being a pissy cunt and decides to do "work" instead of being part of the show
>>211848424the moment the Dantard puts his 52 iq points together and figures out he can just lightly manhandle her to quit the show, its OVER
>>211848609thinking longterm is against the rules of fishtank. she needs to gas out in an hour for our entertainment
You can't even hear the names because they're talking over each other. Poor paypigs!
i am not saving this shit season as a freeloader. sorry wiggers
>why would i try if people can just steal my fishbux?
uh oh!
>>211848545She has the least reason to be here other than realize her grifter idea is horrible. She should be getting her ged this summer and going straight into college this fall if sheโs worried about wasting time
>>211848641sam is going to poison her food
>>211848611I'm underweight if anything
>>211848609>Go out first>Root through everyone's luggage and steal their fishbucksWrench has 1.5k in fishbucks, you just gotta hide them somewhere she won't find
>>211848518>>211848521>>211848522>>211848531>>211848561>>211848600She's right. They can still fishbucks this season, why the fuck would you try to win them when you can just steal from the winner? Wiggers are retarded
>>21184857896% of steaks sold in the us are not grass fed
>>211848632*king of the hill theme song starts playing*
>>211848620It worked in S3 but it's pretty brutal in the context of S4. The fact that the wiggers can't make that distinction is worrying.
>>211848461he has said this multiple times recently
here's an idea:
s5
we put in scott
as a fish
Why would I buy a ball for this? Just the shout out?
freddy just did a key kek
>>211848645Yeah, but that counts as doing more than Ellie.
>>211848642cant imagine the freaks that pay these freaks a dime
>>211848681fishtank is comatose
>>211848682They need secure containers like escape from tarkov
>>211848641he's gonna fuck her in the closet tonight
>>211848576The Jew musicals from the 50-60โs were good
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9jEEK3oqrw
>>211848676yeah for a fat american maybe
Even with these faggot "ball brothers" the energy is that room is so fucking dead, like never before.
>>211848682inb4 another
>I'M THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW
>>211848467Honestly an extremely bad precedent. Of course they chose this season to allow it
>>211848715Hope she's loud, will be way hotter than any of her cam shit
>>211848682i think she just means she gets half of everyone that quits the cell so why tire out in challenges.
she is thinking competitively and not in terms of "what will entertain the autistic retards watching"
Drench keeps getting hit in the face by Jet's balls
>>211848720I don't give a fuck about vtubers, Jim.
>Makes all your plush money
>Tells you to go fuck yourself
>Just steals shit
Become Ungovernable
>>211848682>She's right. They can still fishbucks this season, why the fuck would you try to win them when you can just steal from the winner? Wiggers are retardedyou're very right. winning fish bucks means nothing when arye will just take them out of your bag
>>211848694if u buy a ball you basically deserve to be parted from your money and its better in Jet and Sam's hands
why would i watch this over game 7
>>211848467>>211848732Why don't they just dogpile and steal people's fishbucks like they gang raped Angie for candy?
They're definitely speed running the "real season" and phoning it in for the twist. Not going to be 5 weeks of this
These "challenges" suck. I don't blame the fish for not participating in some of them. Jet is retarded.
>>211848632>wasn't kicked>lost an elimination challenge>deserved itseethe
fishtank season 4 actually never happened. it's just a myth
>>211848606That's the twist in week 2
the ball shit is horrible
>>211848747Same applies to literally buying anything else related to the show
>>211848720Daddy jim daddy jim yaaaay
>>211848632Angelichads.... I'm sorry...
Watching this shit muted is grim
>>211848749i predict hes gonna lure kershe into a trap and then hit her with the "lets talk about these clips of yours"
how to win s4:
survive until you're sure you're next on the chopping block/getting kicked.
tell the fish with the most amount of fishbucks that goldstriker wants to speak to them in confessional
steal all of the fishbucks
look for more fishbucks to steal
wait to get kicked
>>211848656>>211848184Man, what a fucking lame fag.
vibes are abysmal. usually the cell is a highlight.
>>211848763Its mostly part of their humiliation kink desu. It always devolves into that. They get off on punishing people who are fans of them.
>drench presenting her ass as freddy lobs balls at her
hmm, i'm starting to lose faith in drench being a good woman
>>211848694I thought the point was to fill the room with balls but the wiggers just have 2 bags of them so when they run out they just pick them back up. Its so fucking lame
Freddy always makes girls cum because he doesn't fuck he makes love. He's going to have Direnc screaming in that closet later
>>211848738Yeah, I'd be preserving my energy for the elimination challenges, otherwise I'm taking those fishbucks when you eliminated.
>>211848492I understand the hate, but you've got to be motivated by more than incel anger.
She was high energy, easy on the eyes, she fought to the death, and she would never quit the tank.
The only thing that brought her down was her physical disadvantage.
They're definitely half-assing the "real season" and stringing you along with lies about a twist. There's going to be 5 weeks of this.
DIRENC DEGOZA GOT ME BRICKED
>>211848689it worked cos the retards on the show got ambushed by it, but as long as the audience pays they will keep doing their faggy raps (jet & ben actually enjoy it)
>>211848762yeah dude definitely some crazy 5d chess just wait!
>>211848804She has a body on her, didn't expect that. Damn girl.
>>211848827And being an annoyingly loud shrill pick me BPD fake crying fuck. I hope you get her and she ruins your life bro
>>211848762Yeah, just like how they weren't cleaning in silence for three days in season 3 or just going to finish that season with intermittent shit feeds from a RV.
>>211848871Done with her after about 45 minutes. Girls like this are a dime a dozen these days.
>>211849041In other words. Completely worthless
>>211848101making fun of craigslist actors for being bad craigslist actors is not sketch comedy
the vicodin sketch was funny then about halfway through it became incredibly unfunny