the greatest of all time edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL is NOW - 40 mini-challenges
-- Always remove the gofile link
-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreen™!
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh said he wants to do gay porn, and he would suck a dick for 200K
-- Ellie is worried about alienating her "black and trans friends." Jet told her not to go to college
-- The Wrench says she doesn't want to stream after this or "capitalize on fame" at all, that she is an introvert in real life and this is her "first holiday in 10 years"
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>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archive
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>>211847783
>>211848808 (OP)We're in
>>211848778Save this for a merge later
>>211848808 (OP)Say Hi to Chuck the Fishtank Dog
DIRENC DEGOZA GOT ME BRICKED UP.
>>211848888UPDATE: Ball brothers put him to sleep.
>>211848966>what is luke doing right now?
BREAKING: Ronald (Alex Schultz) has been in contact with Connor for Blood Games.
>>211849372That's some good 'za
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>1345 viewers on ppv
>4300 viewers on youtube
>15563 viewers on fishtank.live
Admit it. He won.
>>211848808 (OP)>The Wrench says she doesn't want to stream after this or "capitalize on fame" at all, that she is an introvert in real life and this is her "first holiday in 10 years"Do introverts usually dance naked in front of strangers?
this is how the season 3 cell was, and you all remember it as KINO
the first 24 hours were ball brothers nontent
>>211849650She robs people. It's hard to roll a drunk when people recognize you.
when is fuentes going to make an appearance
>tfw ellie will never spit on you
>asking the fish for ideas for challenges
It's over
>>211849787Don't worry bro, another ball bros segment coming up. We are so fucking back.
>jabbers some gibberish you pretend you understand
>>211849650you'd be surprised what you can achieve when you are able to disassociate
I hate Seth for always making the most disgusting sounds with his throat. its always so fucking guttural even when he is just brushing his fucking teeth.
manifesting Angie going live
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WOULD SAVE THE SHOW
>>211849861try manifesting a job broke ass nigga
>>211849811If she didn't have an ass I'd hate her the most
Alright, I've had a few days to decide, but it's become pretty clear that losing Angie instead of Seth or Daniel was a detriment to the season.
>>211849875Who can headbutt the deepest hole in the wall
Ellie wishes she was at home sitting in a discord call with her deep voice veiny hand pic valorant playing BF and scrolling through meme channels catching up on what she's missed
...can I have Ellie's spit paper?
>>211849875most subtle markypost
how's your ftl battlestation looking?
>>211849822He drinks everyday and has GERD. I recognize that alcoholic cough. His shit is full of phlegm
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Daniel going to be humiliated again
>>211849875who can come up with the most slurs
>>211849875arm wrestling / face slapping
>>211849875who can make daniel or ellie do anything at all
>>211848808 (OP)get this ugly faggot away from my screen
>10 people get to hear Ellie call out there ball
>>211849890It's funny you've been stewing on it for days lol Daniel mindwaped you
>>211849876>Hair covering the nip slipFuuuuck
>>211849880I have a job retard it’s sunday
>>211849875Yeah, the "fire Jet and hire someone more capable of producing a show with proper planning and contingency plans" challenge.
>>211849905loving every minute! gotta enjoy this show while it's still around
>>211849875rape free for all
YOOOO IS THAT A THINKPAD??? SAM IS SO 4CHAN BROS!!
>>211849947I do that sometimes too
imaging pinning ellies petite ankles over her head
>>211849703Bex wouldn't have been sending contract emails from the admin account. It was Ottman.
>>211849947does ftl chat actually believe thats angie?
lmao
>>211849681Pedo coded.
As expected of Sam's core audience.
DAN YOU FOOL YOU SPILT THE BALLS NO ONE PAID FOR THISE
>>211849947What did she mean by this?
>>211849947I NEED THE NUDES
I'm not comfortable with them keeping Dan there.
>>211849947all truth is profound
>>211849947Phone posting hitting return early
every time i reopen the show its just more money grabbing/ball reading.....
>>211849875who can punch Jet in the balls hardest.
GWAAAA BWAAAAHHHHHUUHHRR FAKUFO BAWW
>>211849947HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
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anyways cinna has her big tits out on stream
>>211849961it is you retard, they give the eliminated fish accounts with their names
This niggas gonna just sit there on his computer the whole time?
>>211849875Bring back beans
they should rename the cell to "the pin" it makes more sense because all its good for is baiting pay piggies to the pin so they may give jet all of their money
>>211849875'Go To Sleep' challenge.
Last one to wake up wins a slice of pizza or something.
what is this nigga saying?!
>>211849905Close your eyes
That’s it
I just hear guttural retard noises when he speaks
bill ottman making a chatgpt pro account and emailing sam the login info
imagine sprinting full speed and shoulder checking jet as hard as possible into the drywall
>>211849953which linux distro does sam use? i'm thinking fedora
If Fishtank were good it'd be mainstream by this point
What is the point of the fucking balls?
>BUCKET TIME
BUCKET TIME
>BUCKET TIME
BUCKET TIME
>BUCKET TIME
BUCKET TIME
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>>211849947unironically better content than the cell right now
daniel is unironically too retarded for this show
>>211850020Can you teach me how to use linux
Season 5 is going to be even worse than this.
Thus man is struggling to read the retarded usernames
Why is Daniel still alive?
>Aryeh already pissed himself earlier today
He'll piss and possibly shit himself im his suit and not be bothered one bit. He's going to win. Aryeh's Aryans.
>>211850019dan fantasizes about this at least twice daily
the silence in the room is deafening whenever Daniel is in the spotlight
god damn
First time Ive laughed in a while
BUUUUWDAWWWWIUUUUUUYL
TANKYUFOWDABAAAAAAAAWL
CYRUS MY NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!
ellie is starting to remind me of tayleigh
cringe
Realistically, will I miss anything if I tune out for a few hours
Dan is so patheric
It's like a template for how not to act as an adult
>>211849875The fire Jet challenge:
Each contestant gives 3 reasons why Jet should be fired from Fishtank
>>211850023Milking money from retards thinking they are going to fill the room up with balls
worst fucking cell, im not having fun
I need frank to put daniel in a headlock
>>211850041he didn't, that was some weird bit
>>211850040seeing this kind of made my heart sink honestly
Seth sissies, how are we felling?
>>211850056You can probably tune out for the next day or so until the cell wraps up and not miss anything important.
>>211850054tayleigh wishes she got to call out balls with the ballbros
>>211849958there was a girls name they threw out during the vegas stream, the one handling the hotel bookings. it was beca
i just assumed it was bex
Extremely comfortable body language
>>2118500321. go to ubuntu homepage
2. download ubuntu
3. put it on a flash drive
4. plug it into pc
5. install linux
imma beat my dick to angie
fuck this shit
>>211850031IT'S MY FUCKING SHOW GET MORE RETARDS
Why is Ellie trying again? I was hoping she was about to quit the show...
Ellie finally showing some energy
>>211850040i love him so much
>>211850059dan is not a functioning adult, he's severely retarded and should probably be on disability
more homeless people type stuff
Anybody got pictures of Ellie's feet??
>>211849988I don't believe you
>ellie is young enough to know andy milonakis as an irl streamer before knowing about the mtv show
>>211850073seriously...this kid is just a full-blown actual retard
>>211850054>Ellie does something = tayleigh>Ellie does nothing = nontent
>>211850032i would but i prefer you to be a slave to spyware
direnc wants to eat ellies pussy so bad
Thank you to Poop Eater, for eating all of our poop, and providing us... with... a ball.
>>211850085how is she so fucking hot
Ellie's waist to hip ratio
i keep thinking the thread died and its really over but everyone just migrated to the next thread and i missed it
>>211850098she seems to just not like the "everyone act at once" challenges and doesn't want to compete for the cameras attention.
>you gotta drop the paper or it'll never end
kek
I liked Angie before y'all
So I just watched the recap
That woman really was psychic wasn't she
Next Mini Challenge!!!! Who can be quiet the longest!? Ummmm.... quiet much??? Where's the silence in this joint?
This fat fuck will take forever to do these reads
>>211850107newfag
they got leaked yesterday
I'm at the point where I'm done making fun of Daniel, I just feel bad for him being born totally useless and fucked up. He should be silently walked out of the cell straight down to the basement and wordlessly put on a flight back to where ever he lives.
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>>211850098she got her period today
Yeah wow Jet, this is some really entertaining shit. Can't wait for the next group of ball donations to kill the pacing of the show even more.
>>211850119She's been in heat today
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whats behind those eyes
>>211850108then you are stupid
>>211850079friend of stein that got them concert venue
>>211850128hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>211850137highlight of the cell so far
>>211850073>>211850113he was in a special needs school. what do you expect?
>>211850113they really can't lose any more people but they've gotta mercy eliminate him
I like daniel because he's such a worthless kwab faggot he makes me kek
>>211849695You guys are running the show like faggots which only makes this worse. Can you just fucking fire Jet already.
>>211850032google linux mint and read the install instructions
>>211850040Nigga this is child abuse
>arye too dumb to be a ball delivery wigger
>>211850070Frank is going to make daniel cry and despite his absolute retardation everyone is gonna feel bad. He might actually be the most unethical to keep on the show ever. It approaches Rachel levels desu, but rachel is mentally ill in more annoying ways. Dan is just a kidbrained retard basically.
>>211850146From where? How do we know this is real?
>>211849947I miss her so much bros
>>211850138I hated her the first few hours after she showed up cause she was fangirling too hard but she quickly grew on me
where is the angi pussy photos?
>>211849875The fire Jet challenge:
Contestants take turns setting Jet on fire
>>211850165MADE FOR SITTING ON MY FACE AND WIGGLING
W ellie is takes much energy to say thanks for $10.00 donation. millions of women do this every day it's very hard work. Jet is very pleased
>>211850119Lol’d when she asked the psychic if she will marry a man or woman trying to reassure herself she’s not a full blown dyke
>>211850110I think they all are minus freddy. I was watching that when I was like 10 and I'm 30 now
>>211850150what’s her gimmick?
>final challenge
>who can endure listening to Aryeh read off ball purchases the longest
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I want to be ninja
When aryey is not speaking I mute
>big tank you tew wile wandy!!!
===ELLIE UPDATE===
ellie is in the FAR LEFT corner of the cell. she has just put on a baseball cap in a jaunty backwards fashion and is covering her mouth with the morphsuit, giving her the general appearance of a thug
>>211850182They arent, dont believe it until you see her face as well
>>211850091I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN DAN
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750497612712290.mp4
>>211850162Oh yeah? Well you're a poo poo head.
Ellie's sister's BF is probably rlly creepy towards her. I'd like to kick his ass
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>>211850040I audibly gasped when I saw this. He's more challenged than I thought. He's incapable of doing any challenges and constantly has to be pushed, but even then shuts down at the slightest bit of pushback. This drawing he made though... marone...
demonic exploitation show
>>211850161And endless stream of cocks
anon being too uncreative to come up with a bill ottman post
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>>211850189more puffy angel mound type stuff
You just want to jerk off to her. You don't love her like I do.
>>211850161A thousand centuries of rape and murder
>>211850182anon bought from someone in ellies discord server
theres more but thats all he gave us, he confirmed its real and showed proof
Rate S4
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXvX4Aye
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXvX4Aye
ok seth actually killed that
>>211850147this. shame we lost angie instead of him because they'd be doing him a mercy by getting rid of him at this point
>>211850214Yeah thought so too. That pic just don't feel right
>very big day planned
jet is a money hungry jew
Is jet really getting fired? Where's this coming from???
>>211850040>>211850221first contestant i feel bad for
>>211850233>recycling season 3 descriptionsBRAVO, JET
>>211850233>THE TWIST IS REAL
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hey markyraper818
i'm gonna hit you with a green ball
so no gape today
>>211850230we were robbed of more of this to keep a sad, pathetic, mopey little incel faggot that refuses to do challenges and sits around with a C shaped spine in a corner all day
>>211850146Are there any where she shows toes? Soles are great but I wanna see her toes
>>211850181whats reddit and twitter's feelings torwards dan?
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>>211850204big juicy tits
give Jet some uppers, this is terrible
>giving daniel a pity win
>"why?"
even he knows how pathetic he is
>>211850241Sowwy, Daniew won
daniel wins, he gave the most effort
>:)
>>211850265That's Seth, right?
they just gave Daniel a pity victory, he fucking sucked
>>211849579Shows trash bro
the worst part of the whole ball brothers thing is realizing that ben sucks now
jet is both the creator and the star of the show
lmao trump actually said MIGA
remember in season 2.5 when they ran out of balls and turned the cameras off and just ran in to grab more off the floor but forgot to turn the previews off so everyone saw them.
lmao based daniel W fuck the shitter haters
not even an ellie simp but she definitely gave the most effort there. no wonder she's being nontent
>>211850293And yet... here you are!
>>211850233Jet thought there were 5 days in a week, he definitely thinks a dozen is 8.
>>211850271this is the only image we got so far
the joke is the ball bit is so bad that the worst one wins
Daniel has the brain of a kindergartener
No one wants to discuss Ellie's bloody cum?
the discord leak is real to me
s3 reality tv show as a gaslight was a great premise
they had 7 months to figure out how to monetize it
>>211850233based lazy wiggers couldn’t even update the season 3 description
>>211850278he's in that soft spot for retardation where he's aware how retarded he is
>>211850040give it some time, he's gonna be the next Biww Gates
>>211850291yew fucking suck
>>211850301yeah why did that upset people?
>>211850278kek had to rewind he actually questioned it. Jet is a faggot
this fucking sucks. more ball brothers than challenges. the challenges suck. what the fuck
>>211850294I can't respect a man who wears glasses, it's just not possible
>>211850316too busy thinking about her tight brown butthole
>>211850301the cell/bitchtank was season 2.75
>>211850301Pretty sure that was a bit, they kept the hallway camera on
>>211849875Have a genuine laugh at a WP2 sketch (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>211850309why care when nothing matters
prodigal stunna is a great example of what ended up being wrong with MDE. nick and charls just riffing and being funny in their wheelhouse while sam does embarrassing ebonics like he's a boomer dad trying to make fun of the snoop dogg single he just heard. every decently produced skit with sam by himself is usually garbage.
What should I get from The Mac, bros?
Shoovy is Big Purple posting
Why is Sam even there, he's said three words the whole challenge. Literally why bother being present, it just makes him look like a lazy dolt.
Did anyone else notice the sudden massive drop in quality immediately after Angie was kicked?
>>211850265the other Aphex Twin
SethSeth
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HE'S GOT THIS
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ben….isnt funny anymore….
Odds of Daniel killing himself after leaving the show and realizing everyone hates him?
>>211850303he's kinda like TJ but without the homo fans who wants to fuck him
>>211850265hello newfriend
>>211850342on his retarded social
watching daniel is extremely uncomfortable
>>211850270Stop bullying seth
Why are you watching this boring shit and not enjoying the NBA finals on a pirated stream with insane chat
Hack_Blastard is the new Don Jolly
Give your new golden boy the reigns Sam
Daniel gave the most effort while being the most cringe, it's not hard to figure out how/why he won, you stupid niggers.
reminder that most of the fishtank audience loves the Ben and Jet show
>>211850362he's not lazy. he's building a supplement.
>>211850359quarter pounder with cheese
medium fries
oreo mcflurry
>>211850369Hasn't been since s2
>>211850359a chicken sandwich sounds epic right now
im sucking a popsicle like a faggot
>>211850359you should starve yourself and develop an eating disorder instead
>>211850316yesterday she announced to the masses that she's on her period
>>211850340Yeah heckin glasses are le nerd your so right Chad bro lolollol. Fucking retard you sound 12
https://vocaroo.com/1gYy1dEKYQcc
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Even with how degenerate this show is, the paper waste is down right reprehensible.
>>211850352I'ww tweat your heawt with cawe sugaw
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kino standoff in the real cell rn
>>211850310Yes I’m not watching your slop because the posters ITT are funnier than you will ever be
>>211850359pass on the flurry for sure
>>211850217jet couldn't kick anyone's head in lmao
why even do the show when they can just do this ball shit forever
Wow I can't believe how hard Sam is working. He's monitoring KPIs, he's answering emails, he's following up on project status updates, he's filling out Gantt charts, he's leading daily standups with the offices in Providence, Madrid, Kiev, Calcutta, and Tokyo.
It reminds me of his heavy squat lifts and epic cool boxing training!
He's dominating the room with his aura of hard work and perseverance!
>>211850364yes. she was the glue
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>>211850299>ww3 starting up and i'm watching the ball brothersfml
>>211850370More than before the show. This is unethical exploitation of a retard
>>211850364They shouldn't kick anyone in the first week, let alone letting the fish determine who goes him. Cause now we're left with 2 autists, boring Seth, and Ellie who sounds like she's ready to quit.
>>211850359Double quarter pounder w cheese, extra meat patty, extra onion, no pickle
And fries and coke ofc
DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W
>>211850404>letty asked to be on this
Freddy's reading your posts
>>211848808 (OP)claire called this guy a gay gooner pedophile earler
>>211850381based iCheesur
>>211850404literally who and why should we care
>>211850359double bacon quarter pounder with a large fry and HI-C
>>211850301that was a bit dumbass
>>211850213Ultraviolence with Ellie
>>211850370I think he's pretty aware everyone hates him, that's not whats going to make him kill himself. I think outlasting Angelina was enough to keep him from necking himself. He'll just go back to be a useless neet till his parents die.
>>211850364Yeah and everybody with a brain saw it coming
>"Thank you BringBackJin for the ball"
>>211850423She begged to be on it
>>211850364Yup. I did notice that. And I called it.
>>211850364Dead house since her elim. It's like if Letty got kicked in the first week of s1
what does her belly smell like?
how is jet sweating from that
>>211850364there was a sudden massive drop in post quality here because all you freaks came out of the woodwork to bitch about your loser waifu 24/7
>>211848808 (OP)Why is ball brothers a thing?
Why do people pretend to like it?
Why is the cell like 80% ball announcements now?
Why the fuck is this entertainment?
They’re not funny
It’s not creative
I don’t believe ANYONE who says they like it
FUCK THE BALL BROTHERS
what is sam showing daniel
>>211850325saved, this one will be useful
>>211850362contractual obligation
>>211850265insider here
his name is cody
I can't tell if they said my name
>>211850446fat and overweight
Imagine this.
Angie there instead of Dan.
Thoughts??
Why did Daniel's handler allow him to come on the show?
did anyone think the season would be this bad
>>211850381I like this chatbox it's nostalgic
>>211850364>wasn't kicked>lost an elimination challenge>deserved itseethe
>>211850444cigarettes and fruity vape flavors
>>211850375Traitor should be hung
Why does Seth look like the reddit mascot?
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angie was the key to all of this
>>211850383It's just too obvious. He's charismatic, fit, young. He is the protégé you have been meaning to raise up, as opposed to fucking Jet.
>>211850450*freddy
im tired
>>211849875Bring both of them back
>>211850359listen to the voicemail you faggot some one cares enough to leave one
>>211850422WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN
why hasn't a single fish on any season thought to make up a story? fucking retards
>>211850454When are those socks coming off Jet?
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I’m about to be homeless in a week and I don’t have a job. Should I actually, unironically, just kill my self?
>>211850398>Yeah heckin glasses are le nerd your so right Chad bro lolollol. Fucking retard you sound 12
reminder that if you don't like it don't watch
if you don't watch, don't participate in /ftl/
>>211850381Pirate live event chats really are the last bastion of the old internet culture
Freddy killed a man by not answering his phone
The fuck is this nigga on about???
>>211850464If I heard her say awesome sauce one more time I was going to shoot myself
>>211850364She's in the Act II house
>Doesn't know his only best friend since high school has a kid for 11 years
>Friend OD's on heroin because he missed one phone call
>>211850478>lmao you posted it again goldschlager, that's so funny dude! they don't even know it's really you!
I keep cycling between laughing at production and feeling sorry for them
No one wanted this outcome
i need a sex kitten this season. Ellie is a highschooler so i cant simp for her
>>211850495tj and taylor stuck in a room together would be KINO
but tj and jupiter stuck in a room together would be even better
Fishtank S4 is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity
>>211850507burt was acting making stuff up the whole time
>>211850478Important image for when Freddy crashes out and has to be dragged off the show by Sam
Have not watched today how did Daniel stox drop below Seth
>>211850359I'm not even a poorfag but its like £15 to order from McDolans in London now. Don't know how it doesnt make you feel terrible to buy it
>>211850404washed streamer desperatley clinging to relevance by *inhales pineapple flavored weed vape* just directly copy what the youngins are doing
go to bed unc
>>211850511good fucking girl
>>211850372I think he's better than TJ but maybe TJ's homo fans just made me like him less.
>>211850508If she doesn't drop out, soon hopefully
We got a soles photo but we need TOES
>>211850517maybe you should just learn how to not be a little bitch and ignore posts you don't like.
>>211850362Contractual obligation to show up, malicious compliance. Jet is too pussy to get anything else out of him. He was laughing pretty hard earlier in the season about how he’s just a paid actor and isn’t involved with the workings of the show. I know that was the S3 line but this time it’s not a bit, that’s what he was laughing about.
>>211850511grim
i will wait for the coomer party page
HOLY FUCK
https://onlyfans.com/purplemoths
Daniel try to be less of a loser
fishtank s4 is worse than 15 9/11s
>>211850512No clue how you let yourself get to that state. But you should sign up for those crab boat things in the Arctic or whatever where you work for 4 months in dangerous conditions and get the rest of the year to do whatever. If my wife died, and I was too depressed to try anything else with my life, that's what I'd do.
>>211850448Theatricality and Deception
>>211850511LETS GO TITTYS INCOMING
webm of ellie sliding across the floor
luke warm take, cell challenges fucking suck
I mean Daniel is a pretty pathetic and sad story. I think he wins. Imagine having to be Daniel.
>>211850511finally some good fucking content on the way
>>211850444She reminds me of my cousin i cant fuck
>>211850541he's bein a fussy party pooper
>>211850557id love to use that to tug one out
>>211850558yeah that story didn't make me pity him it made me want to beat his ass
>>211850495This but replace Taylor with Joopy
>>211850511https://onlyfans com/purplemoths
>actually real
>>211850450Rick and mort video essays
>>211850565LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>211850565>no posts yet ...gonna have to see that change
no just go travel and be a hobo. find foodbanks and churches for support. go to california and sleep on the beach and smoke free weed. rich kids do this for fun. last time i was homeless i actually had a lot of fun and got laid a lot by girls who wanted to "mom" me.
ellie is literally a younger ck if cute. crazy mom and everything
>>211850557you need more cords
>>211850511is this actually her or did someone just make an account with her instagram profile pic + name?
>>211850563if you'll pay for your own plane ticket then maybe
>>211850370He won’t kill himself but the backlash from this experience will paralyze him into neetdom for the rest of his life. You’re watching a retard’s dreams of making it in the real world evaporate in real time.
I tuned back in and Darius is shaved bald and freaking out smearing Shoovy up with honey and crackers???
Just go home Dan, what a waste.
>>211850597angi is gone :(
>>211850598she has to get verified before she’s allowed to post might take a day or two
>>211850451i'm saving everyone i see, but i only made one
>it takes at least a half an hour to tell
>go ahead
kek i love the wiggers
>>211850511user account not a creator account, fake larper shit
>>211850630I don't think so
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she already promised me she would never start an OF
>>211850538No he wasn't he was just pretending to be clueless. He really is a sexual predator that fucks men and gets fucked in the ass and sexually assaulted someone. All that was real he was just pretending to be less aware.
What did dan do this time?
>>211850512No my Nigga, you’ll struggle and get on your feet again
>>211850511No, she's, just uh, just claiming the username, so nobody else pretends to be her!
>>211850616epic simply epic
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>>211850534True. Ellie is cute little cousin material like Josie was. Not goonable.
Unforgivable taking away our only legit goon fuel
this isnt a sob story fuck you aryeh
>>211850646scotty doesn't know
don't tell scotty
>>211850450>this is why we got rid of angie dude, it was for your own sake
>>211850646off yourself mentally ill cuck virgin faggot
>>211850646you deserve to have your money stolen
>>211850381>watching niggerballCringe.
>>211850655Barely participating, or not participating. Pouting.
>>211850403For the first time in a long time, I cried laughing.
>>211850646weird. she promised me she would
>>211850663women do unironically do this though
>>211850665i hope you never show up to any family events ever
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>>211850646goofy nigga, this was actually her then
What in the fuck is Aryeh talking about, like actually what is this story. His sob story is that he was upset by some riot that happened in 2017 or something?
aryeh is the worst storyteller of all time
>>211850646she’s not gonna give up all that potential money sorry bud
>>211850665Still hope she comes back as freeloader
At least Jet will always have his soundcloud rapper career as a backup.
>>211850692his story is he is jewish
>>211850646Scammed by a sea monkey oof
>>211850646Have you not realized she lies for money?
any ideas on what sam is looking at?
>>211850665ellie is not josie. Josie is an ugly dog
>>211850691past pics from her ig retard
first time seth has made me laugh is him throwing balls at aryeh while he yaps about milo
>>211850696He's better at explaining them
>>211850616Fuckin who?? I was busy this weekend and now there's niggas named funkdubious and da'rell chained up in some sort of gym storage room
>>211850679Guy who doesn’t watch sports and says cringe… Reddit is down the hall nerd
>>211850691it wasn't. that's an old picture from before she had her piercings
>>211850718designs for his supplement drink
Direnc and Ellie bonded over both having Schizophrenic family members?
>>211850370Kill himself over what? Being a Neptunian lolcow? That’s dumb, jets a faggot and ITT JET is our lolcow.
manifesting angie nudes on bant by tonight
ANY OTHER FUCKING TIME I CAN THINK OF SOME GOOFY SHIT BUT IM FUCKING GOING BLANK
>>211850717Not funny. Just try hard and annoying. God I wish people like this would just die. Walking fucking cringe
aryeh's story is so bad that it made sam speak for the first time in hours
>>211850690What part of ungoonable don’t you understand?
Darius is attempting the Daniel method
>>211850370Speaking of, anything come from Rachel after she left?
>whoever can pop a ball out of their pussy wins
>ellie's legs instinctively twitch
>she stares at sam as if for tacit approval
>>211850530where tf you getting the heroin part from
>>211849372Direnc = molested = cp = cheese pizza
>>211850749most of us stopped watching after she left
Does aryeh constantly lie
>>211850679fag like you wouldn't survive a day on prime /sp/
take a lap kid
>told to get to the point
>just talks about the discord again
>>211850756brother we don't have shit to work with here
almost feels like a chore just posting at this point
>>211850736>worships niggers as a hobby >tells you go to to reddit lol
aryeh ran a mini charlottesville lmao
this is boring im going to load my truck for work tomorrow
I hate this jew so much.
I didn't think I could be more anti-semitic, but he has somehow done that. Sam hates him so much.
>>211850776yes, it's in his blood
Get milo on the show
Also
>NOOOOOO DONT LAUGH AT MY TRUAMA
>>211850720True but I have no sexual attraction to either but they are cute like an adopted sister or something
the most interesting man in the world
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she’s a small girl
>>211850779>rushes to defend his favorite squeaky court charactersYou’re brown.
>ok the next challenge is the bic flame challenge
>whoever can fit the most balls up their ass gets 2 fishbucks
the tiki torches was aryes idea
>>211850801you hate jews because an autistic theater kid is acting like an autistic theater kid?
I bet aryeh is annoying af on the internet
>>211850764ICE POSEIDON CAN DO THIS ON A GAMBLING SPONSORED STREAMING SITE BUT THE WIGGERS CAN'T DO SHIT ON THEIR OWN SITE????
EXPLAIN EXPLAIN EXPLAIN
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>>211850646you got raped bud
>>211850808He's like Forrest Gump but instead of famous people its all the right wing extremists.
>>211850825>they're simply the most cost efficient form of light!
So far I got
>What the FUCK is up Jet and Sam pardon the sweat, I've been smoking crack for the last two hours
>this is my room, you can see that I live in complte squalar
>been cort ordered to stay 500 feet from schools
>I mastubate exclusively to pictures of sphinx cats
....yeah
Does anyone have a download link to Angie's insta lives?
>people were pelting us
>seth is pelting him as he tells his story
>>211850828you argue with aryehs all the time on this site. he even said he's a 4chan user
>>211850825he thought it would be disarming because it reminded him of a tropical vacation
>>211850828He’s what I’m now going to imagine when I read something on this website and get mad
>>211850832Fake. Don't even have to check
>>211850764>>211850831>>211850835I wanna chain Ellie to a wall and do this to her in a 105 degree room
>>211850775I jumped and cheered
>>211850788Sorry you were too uncoordinated and disliked to participate in team sports growing up, probably why you’re such a faggot now
I don't give a fuck you stupid bitch.
>>211850818you seem awful peeved about this subject anon
did high school star point guard tyrone split your cheeks like a robust axe unto a great oak log?
This is the worst story ever told.
>>211850718>chatgpt how do I make a supplement>@grok suggest a game show challenge
Every ftl community is talking about this girl
>discord just found out angie been to dubai
so where's all the content Jet said he has planned for today
>I can tell you don't care but that's fine
wtf, rude
can some of you parasocial freaks tell me what happened to that tranny in the idubbbz documentary? did sam pump and dump him?
>>211850265Sylvia’s husband
I DONT WANNA DIE
I DONT WANNA DIE
I DONT WANNA DIE
aryeh is unironically a jewish psyop
>>211850826>autisticHe is full on retarded and physically disabled.
This story is only proving how fucking stupid he is.
>>2118508432016-2018 was peak Milk shaking.
When he says "pelting" he was getting hit with bottles full of wet cement.
>>211850843Finally some fucking content
>>211850799None of this mattas
>>211850841No but let me summarize
>giggle giggle omg I can’t believe this is real >you really love me! Giggle giggle
>>211850876thats such a jewish mother line
i'm having more fun playing with a 15mm wrench and spinning the circle loop part on my finger and hanging it on my toes than i am watching fishtank live
>>211850873>>211850873The freeloader application.
>>211850887this was the last time they spoke as friends
Aryeh has more balls than Sam. Sam would never go to a protests.
Wait, which riot did Aryeh organize?
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>>211850870She's Season 4
>>211850878What else are you supposed to do
>>211850903oh you're the person watching them?
>>211850888He fell for their own tricks lol
>>211850808jews are so fucking gross man lmao
>>211850878Yeah and he teamed up with don jolly. Mints is the next tranny in the making for the group to pass around
>>211850903if you get on with that it will be so they can humiliate you
>>211850908common claire L
the first fish to start on onlyfans
this season is now kino
jet, i kneel
>>211850887Does anyone have the one where Brian was seething and fake kicking cole when he was lying there. I lost it
>>211850909Charlottesville 2
>>211850908i haven't been keeping up. i thought claire liked dwrench.
who is her favorite fish now?
aryeh maybe?
>>211850909He was a part of the Proud Boys.
His story should be archived on how retards end up joining federal honey pots
>>211850862>sportsball fan>cant stop thinking about black men fucking white boysTypical
>>211850878He quit then created a website to expose Sam and the wiggers. The wigger stuff was nontent but that's how we learned about Konzept being a woman and Sam's baby.
>seth and fred pelting him
funny
Aryap needs to shut the fuck up
>>211850908Claire is so fucking sexy
refreshing Angie’s socials waiting for some content
>>211850826Yeah that's why.
>>211850932She was right in retrospect
Has Aryeh been to the VDARE castle?
>>211850929They said to be funny, so i made shit up.
most intelligent republican
>next challenge: do something to get yourself kicked off the show. This time will be forgiven
What would you do? I would grab sams laptop and slam it against the floor
>>211850951me too bro :/ I miss her
>>211850858>>211850862Imagine being this passionate about defending a franchise and having to make up stories to cope with your gay hobby.
>>211850944yeah i'm gay i love penis yummy yummy cock mmmmm penis DICK DICK! I NEED DICK
>>211850934sylvia had an onlyfans
Summarize Aryeh I didn’t follow his schizophrenic Jew rambling
>>211850903are you the casting person?
sam annihilated the vibes with that comment
fishtank season 4 is the worst tragedy in history
ANGIE JUST MARKY POSTED ON HER OF
HOLY SHIT
>>211850530>>Friend OD's on heroin because he missed one phone callUnironically happened to me, seemed like he had been trying to reach out to people right before or as it was happening. I was crashing hard and missed the messages, day I was supposed into go to rehab too lol. I don't know the context and it's probably a load of shit but it's somethin that happens.
>>211850945Yeah I think I remember most of it being leaked DMs from Bicflame, who gives a shit about that
Aryeh lived a thousand lives we wished we could
>>211850977>i dont have a stowy but im a piece of shit who let people down my entiwe life
the audio sucks so much fucking shit dude
refreshing joopy's socials waiting for some content
as annoying as Angelina and Rachel could be, and as weird as Jin could be, they were no doubt more entertaining than Seth and Ellie. Dan is right on the border for me. he was a lot better week one when he had that dynamic with Angelina and Jin building up, so if you traded Ellie and Seth for Angelina and Jin, i think the cast would be wayyy better rn.
>right wingers are gonna be violent and you're not gonna like it
Lol
>>211850934Did she actually?
>>211850853half real, says she might start one
>>211850986Based alt-right autist jew then he got vaxxed and cucked like Richard Spencer
>>211850986he did something involving milo i think
>the silence in the room after Sam tells Direnc to shut up
Jesus
>>211851013how the fuck did you already find this
>>211850987>>211850987That would be jet or sam, not me. I'm trying to figure out funny things to say in my video, it's 2mins long. I could be honest, but that's fucking boring.
>>211850975Nah, I just think saying sports are cringe is objectively a Reddit take. I bet you have a shirt that says sportsball
>>211850951does she have a xwitter?
>>211851013holy shit lmao
anyone been able to find the protest aryeh was talking about? surely there is a picture of his weird bald head at it somewhere
>>211850825like bikini bottom!
>>211850950>>211850981she already had one, Angelina would be the first to make one post-tank
>>211851013average /pol/fag
>>211850987>>211850916no that's his application
Jet taking ideas from ftl lol
>>211851030I thought this was a Ted screenshot before I clicked
Just so you're aware all you chuds are just like Aryeh and we're laughing at you.
>>211851029it's bait. She wants you to buy her outfits and makeup on Throne.
>>211851039that was fucking insane
>>211851013>it's fucking real
Angie
https://vocaroo.com/1hK3cZWdOhJG
>>211851013>feds in /ftl/ how the fuck
>>211851013One of us one of us one of us
>>211850512Hustle mode bro use your brain you need to hit up mom and pop restaurants that’s like the quickest way to get hired, just anything mom and pop family owned. Might have to crash in some odd places until you get enough money for a shitty apartment but atleast you have a roof and running water. You can do it, Joey Diaz was a coke addict living in a park at one point now he’s a widely known comedian and father. Don’t give up
uhhhh... so that just happened
https://onlyfans.com/purplemoths
>>211851013Aryeh found media holy shit
>>211851053yeah purplemoths143
>>211851013how the fuck do you people find this shit so quickly
>>211851057So some other Jew groomed him to do a racism march for a blood libel on whites?
>>211851013how the fuck do yall find this shit dude? kek holy shit
>>211851078>Not Angie joiThe fuck bro
>>211851013what the fuck man
>>211851013THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE MEME SCREEN JET
>>211851086It's true though.
>>211851050Sports is the most normal fag shit you can be into retard fucking cope lol enjoy your sweaty niggers fag.
>i think leftists are scum
>hangs out with and praises nick mullen
what did sam mean by this
>>211851089Erm... #awkwardturtle
>>211851013how do we get this to sam on his laptop now
>>211851118he's a grifter anon
>>211851013aryeh stormed the capitol on january 6th
>>211850908such a good little slut
can someone give me a qrd on aryeh's sob story? i went out for a cigarette
of course arya asks the fuckin ridiculous obscure questions
Daniel will finally get a fishbuck with the SpongeBob quiz
right wingers how do you feel about aryeh being in your movement
>>211851013aryeh with hair is cursed
>>211851118Nick Mullen says faggot sometimes
>>211851121Sam"s in this thread right now
this is without a doubt the worst show of all time
>>211851116Perfect bride for chucky
>autistic obscure spongebob trivia
I love Aryeh so much holy shit we finally have a proper autist who doesn't crash out every other day
>>211851121alienmode@gmail.cum
>>211851013doesnt even look like him
Sam Hyde raped me at the extreme peace showing in Austin
>>211851079>Feds? On my fedposting website? It's more likely than you think
>>211851086i'm sure people here will disagree but his brain really is fried man. he can't do anything nowadays without getting into this shit and fantasizing about some imminent right wing violent uprising lol
>>211851089HOLY FUCK SHES ACTUALLY UPLOADING
SOMEONE RIP THE VIDEOS
>>211848808 (OP)>Freddy is the new Cole
>>211850370I dont hate him. Why the fuck would anyone actually hate him?
>>211849875Have the fish diagnosis your condition then tell the fish you have heart problems. Then reveal what was said during productions tarot reading. ( I hope you get better big guy heart disease took my father).
seriousness aside you could have an animation challenge these fish are artistic make them make a short cartoon or paintings with Fred and Aryah as team leaders since Aryah loves cartoons and hates Fred.
>Super pizza >More costume stuff >Make shift toilet challenge over what is available in the room >Tulpa making challenge where Aryah gets really into it then Fred wins >Turn on high priced tts and have it where chatters assign a role to fish in "The cell on Broadway" >Cigarette smoking challenge to make it smokey in there >Bring back the fish tussle for the finale
>>211851133>organized an alt right march>got mogged by counter protesters>evacuated in armored trucks in pitch darkness pelted and death threated
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>>211851123No. Watch him talk about his politics. He 100% thinks Jews control the government and are trying to genocide white people. He's /pol/ the person.
can I get an invite to the /ftl/ clan
@Honk_Quixote
It's out
https://onlyfans.com/purplemoths
>>211851160>have the same receding hairline as aryeh at age 19Am i fuckdd….
>>211851128he doesn't look half bad with hair
angie just upload a video on her onlyfans
i dont think she knows its free lmao
Imagine hating a retarded guy
>>211851039they need to do that more
>>211850426she was samefagging to herself
>>211851197God damn, I knew that shit looked puffy but those lips are ridiculous
>Seth just staring at Sam’s screen
this is so lame
make a ne w thread..........
right now
>>211850573>>211850661>>211851084I genuinely appreciate the advice and encouragement anons. have no family or friends, 4 year degree with no use without a grad school, full on black pilled currently so it means a lot
WE GOT SOME WEENERS IN THE TANK WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
>>211851197lmao fucking great
>>211851117Different anon but you’re the dude nobody talks to at work can just tell
>>211851138He was a libertarian, not a RWer
>>211851185They are tho and he's right.
>>211851168>imminent right wing violent uprisingIt's the final stages of irony poisoning, nothing he does is sincere. He's a fuckin libertarian and has been from the start but got lumped in with "right wing/republicans" and just rolled with it because it's a good grift and libertarians like money
>>211851138Happy to have him. He's an autistic sperg, but he's no idiot.
>>211851160 >Aryeh was based
>>211851050>actually I hate reddit and I’m not even defending my favorite franchise lol sure, brownoid
>>211851013How the fuck do yall do it seriously
>>211851013>I just wanted to hang out with some dudes
>>211851282I'm a white nationalist (why I like Hyde), but I disagree.
>>211851238No problem. I’m dead serious ask God out loud for help and that you don’t wanna die. You will be okay
>>211850146>>211850182>>211850238nigga these are from a thot on 4chan named ki. she posts lewds on b a lot
>>211851352The Israeli lobby that pretty much controls out government. Hollywood, the music industry, entire legacy media etc etc I could go on and on you are literally blind.
>>211851107It’s a good idea so Jet will ignore it
we don't fuck with Freddy on here btw
>>211851313you mean to say incel, his sign at least said be nice he was the odd one out.
>>211850945The bic screenshots were funny too
>>211851013wait was his story again? i couldnt listen to it fully
>>211851238You got this anon
The anon that posted about going to Alaska to be a crab guy or salmon guy is a good option. I’ve been there and I sold everything I had and went to trucking school. They let me pay off my training after I was hired and basically lived in the cab for training and after a bit I got assigned my own and spent a year just working and saving money. The most important thing I can advise is to try and handle whatever debt you have and if possible try to go into your next step in life with as little of it as possible. You got this anon. DO NOT GIVE UP
>>211851441Something about Charlottesville. I bet the batcho video about this will be juicy.
>>211849875Oh and one more could bring in a bunch of tiny dogs to sit in there with them for half the cell so it gets extra pissy on top of hair everywhere, but it borders on animal abuse so just use a bunch of mice instead
>>211851391You're overestimating Jewish power and downplaying the power non Jews have. Get away from /Pol/ and the Nazi feedback loop.
While Israel and the Jewish Mafia have lots of power over US politics and media, capitalists of all shapes and sizes still own the lions share.
rachel doesn't have an australian accent
>>211851238You’ll make it, trust in God, life sucks for everyone right now
>>211851520Damn Sammy you mean you're gonna sell the cars and start hiring us? Instead of using my ideas for free every moon
>>211851059She already did
>>211851050>I bet you have a shirt that says sportsballWhat it make you feel better knowing there’s fellow fags with you ITT?
>>211851564Hyde disagrees with me. He, like you, thinks they run everything.
>>211851084This is solid advice. Mom and pops are often very sympathetic to down and outers
>>211851163face blindness is a sign of autism
>>211851290Retards like you lumped everything into the "right wing" category and refused to even try to understand any of what you demonize. So now studies show "leftists" (retards like you) can't even correctly describe the opinions of the "right wing" and the "right wing" has a far wider range of opinions, meaning that category now contains the actual "liberal" non judgemental people.
>>211851603I took a crazy shit and it's a pain to wipe right now so I am not running anything except to the toilet today
>>211851520Yeah I should just not trust my lying eyes of course there are otherr players but to deny that jews control our country is treacherous as this point. You should spend more time researching especially if consider yourself a white nationalist are greatest enemy is jews.
So Sammy what did the witch say? Something about love and light?
>>211849875bellyflop challenge
>>211851559I feel you I'm making like 300-2k entertaining a day and shit isn't enough. That said shouldn't have pissed 50k at the casino if you know people are hurting that bad
>>211849875push seth out of the room challenge
>>211849875Iran v Israel debate with Ari leading the Iran team
>>211849875spin challenge, whoever spins the most times in 60s wins
>>211851512Add a screen to the front of the door to keep the mice in there (to protect the house from them escaping) and make a second challenge after the mice have been in there for awhile whoever catches the most mice wins
>>211849875make em do burpees
>>2118498751.) if you still have rachel's board game tape it back together and make them play it
2.) russian roullette with a nerf gun
>>211849875Give the fish your laptop and let them write the show for 60 seconds
>>211849875Make up challenge. Girls do the boys Boys do the girls
>>211849875Use a TENS (transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation) to see who can give birth the longest
>>211849875tie a noose challenge (nobody has to use it, just the best noose wins)
talk like a sassy black woman challenge
hold a mouthful of water/milk in your mouth for as long as possible challenge
>>211849875Fan screen challenge. Fans can pay to FaceTime with the fish. Fish have to engage. 100$ a call make them last 2 min or charge 70$ for 1 min
>>211849875think up a challenge challenge, best challenge thought up after 5 minutes gets played
>>211849875make them give speech therapy to the lisp retard
>>211849875Eating challenge basic whoever eats the most wins.
Pair it with one of the gross ideas like the mice that way you're not the one making them puke so it isn't icky pukers 2
>>211849875Which team of two can re-enact Angelina's boyfriend beating Angelina the best?
>>211852835WE ALREADY HAVE A MARKY CHALLENGE
>>211849875longest/loudest fart, shitting disqualifies you
>>211850217no wonder jet has to only get retards on the show anyone who functions normally would put that faggot in the hospital
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