Thread 211848808

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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL is NOW - 40 mini-challenges
-- Always remove the gofile link
-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreen™!
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh said he wants to do gay porn, and he would suck a dick for 200K
-- Ellie is worried about alienating her "black and trans friends." Jet told her not to go to college
-- The Wrench says she doesn't want to stream after this or "capitalize on fame" at all, that she is an introvert in real life and this is her "first holiday in 10 years"

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>>211848808 (OP)
We're in >>211848778

Save this for a merge later

>>211848808 (OP)
Say Hi to Chuck the Fishtank Dog

DIRENC DEGOZA GOT ME BRICKED UP.

"I want to go home"

>>211848888
UPDATE: Ball brothers put him to sleep.

>>211848966
>what is luke doing right now?

BREAKING: Ronald (Alex Schultz) has been in contact with Connor for Blood Games.

Wow this is awful

GET DIRENC'D

>>211849372
That's some good 'za

>1345 viewers on ppv
>4300 viewers on youtube
>15563 viewers on fishtank.live

Admit it. He won.

>>211848808 (OP)
>The Wrench says she doesn't want to stream after this or "capitalize on fame" at all, that she is an introvert in real life and this is her "first holiday in 10 years"
Do introverts usually dance naked in front of strangers?

this is how the season 3 cell was, and you all remember it as KINO

the first 24 hours were ball brothers nontent

>>211849650
She robs people. It's hard to roll a drunk when people recognize you.

when is fuentes going to make an appearance

Ben fell off

>asking the fish for ideas for challenges

It's over

>>211849787
Don't worry bro, another ball bros segment coming up. We are so fucking back.

>>211849650
you'd be surprised what you can achieve when you are able to disassociate

I hate Seth for always making the most disgusting sounds with his throat. its always so fucking guttural even when he is just brushing his fucking teeth.

manifesting Angie going live

>>211849681
MODS

Challenge ideas?

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WOULD SAVE THE SHOW

>>211849861
try manifesting a job broke ass nigga

>>211848888
hi chuck

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>211849811
If she didn't have an ass I'd hate her the most

Alright, I've had a few days to decide, but it's become pretty clear that losing Angie instead of Seth or Daniel was a detriment to the season.

>>211849875
Who can headbutt the deepest hole in the wall

Ellie wishes she was at home sitting in a discord call with her deep voice veiny hand pic valorant playing BF and scrolling through meme channels catching up on what she's missed

...can I have Ellie's spit paper?

This is the thread?

>>211849875
most subtle markypost

how's your ftl battlestation looking?

>>211849822
He drinks everyday and has GERD. I recognize that alcoholic cough. His shit is full of phlegm

Daniel going to be humiliated again

>>211849875
who can come up with the most slurs

>>211849875
arm wrestling / face slapping

it's a bad show.

>>211849875
who can make daniel or ellie do anything at all

>>211848808 (OP)
get this ugly faggot away from my screen

>>211849890
It's funny you've been stewing on it for days lol Daniel mindwaped you

>>211849876
>Hair covering the nip slip
Fuuuuck

>>211849880
I have a job retard it’s sunday

This show fucking sucks

>>211849875
Yeah, the "fire Jet and hire someone more capable of producing a show with proper planning and contingency plans" challenge.

>>211849905
loving every minute! gotta enjoy this show while it's still around

I ha

>>211849875
rape free for all

YOOOO IS THAT A THINKPAD??? SAM IS SO 4CHAN BROS!!

>>211849947
I do that sometimes too

imaging pinning ellies petite ankles over her head

>>211849947
SO TRUE QUEEN

>>211849703
Bex wouldn't have been sending contract emails from the admin account. It was Ottman.

>>211849947
does ftl chat actually believe thats angie?
lmao

>>211849681
Pedo coded.
As expected of Sam's core audience.

DAN YOU FOOL YOU SPILT THE BALLS NO ONE PAID FOR THISE

>>211849947
What did she mean by this?

>>211849947
I NEED THE NUDES

I'm not comfortable with them keeping Dan there.

>>211849947
all truth is profound

>>211849947
Phone posting hitting return early

every time i reopen the show its just more money grabbing/ball reading.....

>>211849875
who can punch Jet in the balls hardest.

GWAAAA BWAAAAHHHHHUUHHRR FAKUFO BAWW

>>211849947
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

anyways cinna has her big tits out on stream

>>211849961
it is you retard, they give the eliminated fish accounts with their names

This niggas gonna just sit there on his computer the whole time?

>>211849875
Bring back beans

they should rename the cell to "the pin" it makes more sense because all its good for is baiting pay piggies to the pin so they may give jet all of their money

WEDAWEWT

>>211849875
'Go To Sleep' challenge.
Last one to wake up wins a slice of pizza or something.

what is this nigga saying?!

>>211849905
Close your eyes
That’s it

I just hear guttural retard noises when he speaks

THWANK WEW FOR DA BAW

bill ottman making a chatgpt pro account and emailing sam the login info

imagine sprinting full speed and shoulder checking jet as hard as possible into the drywall

>>211849953
which linux distro does sam use? i'm thinking fedora

If Fishtank were good it'd be mainstream by this point

What is the point of the fucking balls?

>BUCKET TIME
BUCKET TIME
>BUCKET TIME
BUCKET TIME
>BUCKET TIME
BUCKET TIME

>>211849947
unironically better content than the cell right now

daniel is unironically too retarded for this show

>>211850020
Can you teach me how to use linux

Season 5 is going to be even worse than this.

Thus man is struggling to read the retarded usernames

>>211849985
who?

Why is Daniel still alive?

>Aryeh already pissed himself earlier today
He'll piss and possibly shit himself im his suit and not be bothered one bit. He's going to win. Aryeh's Aryans.

>>211850019
dan fantasizes about this at least twice daily

BUWTAWUWRT

the silence in the room is deafening whenever Daniel is in the spotlight
god damn

First time Ive laughed in a while

BUUUUWDAWWWWIUUUUUUYL
TANKYUFOWDABAAAAAAAAWL

CYRUS MY NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!

ellie is starting to remind me of tayleigh
cringe

Realistically, will I miss anything if I tune out for a few hours

ellie wins

Dan is so patheric
It's like a template for how not to act as an adult

>>211849875
The fire Jet challenge:
Each contestant gives 3 reasons why Jet should be fired from Fishtank

>>211850023
Milking money from retards thinking they are going to fill the room up with balls

worst fucking cell, im not having fun

>>211850020
tails

I need frank to put daniel in a headlock

>>211850041
he didn't, that was some weird bit

>>211850040
seeing this kind of made my heart sink honestly

Seth sissies, how are we felling?

>ellie gets it
yay

>>211850056
You can probably tune out for the next day or so until the cell wraps up and not miss anything important.

>>211850054
tayleigh wishes she got to call out balls with the ballbros

>>211849958
there was a girls name they threw out during the vegas stream, the one handling the hotel bookings. it was beca

i just assumed it was bex

Extremely comfortable body language

>>211850032
1. go to ubuntu homepage
2. download ubuntu
3. put it on a flash drive
4. plug it into pc
5. install linux

ELLIE

W

imma beat my dick to angie
fuck this shit

>>211850020
arch

>>211850031
IT'S MY FUCKING SHOW GET MORE RETARDS

satanic show

Why is Ellie trying again? I was hoping she was about to quit the show...

Ellie finally showing some energy

>>211850040
i love him so much

>>211850059
dan is not a functioning adult, he's severely retarded and should probably be on disability

more homeless people type stuff

W ellie honestly

Anybody got pictures of Ellie's feet??

>>211849988
I don't believe you

>>211850073
seriously...this kid is just a full-blown actual retard

>>211850054
>Ellie does something = tayleigh
>Ellie does nothing = nontent

>>211850032
i would but i prefer you to be a slave to spyware

direnc wants to eat ellies pussy so bad

Thank you to Poop Eater, for eating all of our poop, and providing us... with... a ball.

>>211850085
how is she so fucking hot

Ellie's waist to hip ratio

i keep thinking the thread died and its really over but everyone just migrated to the next thread and i missed it

>>211850098
she seems to just not like the "everyone act at once" challenges and doesn't want to compete for the cameras attention.

>you gotta drop the paper or it'll never end
kek

I liked Angie before y'all

So I just watched the recap
That woman really was psychic wasn't she

>>211849947
>it's real

Next Mini Challenge!!!! Who can be quiet the longest!? Ummmm.... quiet much??? Where's the silence in this joint?

Sam, where's my apology?

This fat fuck will take forever to do these reads

>>211850107
newfag
they got leaked yesterday

I'm at the point where I'm done making fun of Daniel, I just feel bad for him being born totally useless and fucked up. He should be silently walked out of the cell straight down to the basement and wordlessly put on a flight back to where ever he lives.

>>211850038
cinna

>>211850098
she got her period today

Yeah wow Jet, this is some really entertaining shit. Can't wait for the next group of ball donations to kill the pacing of the show even more.

>>211850119
She's been in heat today

whats behind those eyes

>>211850108
then you are stupid

>>211850079
friend of stein that got them concert venue

>>211850128
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>211850137
highlight of the cell so far

>>211850073
>>211850113
he was in a special needs school. what do you expect?

>>211850113
they really can't lose any more people but they've gotta mercy eliminate him

I like daniel because he's such a worthless kwab faggot he makes me kek

>>211849695
You guys are running the show like faggots which only makes this worse. Can you just fucking fire Jet already.

>>211850032
google linux mint and read the install instructions

>>211850040
Nigga this is child abuse

>>211850070
Frank is going to make daniel cry and despite his absolute retardation everyone is gonna feel bad. He might actually be the most unethical to keep on the show ever. It approaches Rachel levels desu, but rachel is mentally ill in more annoying ways. Dan is just a kidbrained retard basically.

>>211850146
From where? How do we know this is real?

>>211849947
I miss her so much bros

>>211850138
I hated her the first few hours after she showed up cause she was fangirling too hard but she quickly grew on me

where is the angi pussy photos?

>>211849875
The fire Jet challenge:
Contestants take turns setting Jet on fire

>>211850165
MADE FOR SITTING ON MY FACE AND WIGGLING

W ellie is takes much energy to say thanks for $10.00 donation. millions of women do this every day it's very hard work. Jet is very pleased

>>211850119
Lol’d when she asked the psychic if she will marry a man or woman trying to reassure herself she’s not a full blown dyke

VEEERY HEAVY

>>211850110
I think they all are minus freddy. I was watching that when I was like 10 and I'm 30 now

>>211850150
what’s her gimmick?

>final challenge
>who can endure listening to Aryeh read off ball purchases the longest

I want to be ninja

When aryey is not speaking I mute

===ELLIE UPDATE===
ellie is in the FAR LEFT corner of the cell. she has just put on a baseball cap in a jaunty backwards fashion and is covering her mouth with the morphsuit, giving her the general appearance of a thug

>>211850182
They arent, dont believe it until you see her face as well

>>211850091
I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN DAN
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750497612712290.mp4

>>211850162
Oh yeah? Well you're a poo poo head.

Ellie's sister's BF is probably rlly creepy towards her. I'd like to kick his ass

>>211850040
I audibly gasped when I saw this. He's more challenged than I thought. He's incapable of doing any challenges and constantly has to be pushed, but even then shuts down at the slightest bit of pushback. This drawing he made though... marone...

demonic exploitation show

>>211850161
And endless stream of cocks

throw balls at sam hyde

anon being too uncreative to come up with a bill ottman post

>>211850189
more puffy angel mound type stuff

You just want to jerk off to her. You don't love her like I do.

>>211850161
A thousand centuries of rape and murder

>>211850182
anon bought from someone in ellies discord server
theres more but thats all he gave us, he confirmed its real and showed proof

Rate S4
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXvX4Aye
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXvX4Aye

ok seth actually killed that

>>211850147
this. shame we lost angie instead of him because they'd be doing him a mercy by getting rid of him at this point

>>211850214
Yeah thought so too. That pic just don't feel right

>very big day planned
jet is a money hungry jew

nontent

Is jet really getting fired? Where's this coming from???

>>211850040
>>211850221
first contestant i feel bad for

it's a fair show

>>211850233
>recycling season 3 descriptions
BRAVO, JET

>>211850233
>THE TWIST IS REAL

>>211850218
kek tru

Who the hell is this

hey markyraper818
i'm gonna hit you with a green ball
so no gape today

>>211850230
we were robbed of more of this to keep a sad, pathetic, mopey little incel faggot that refuses to do challenges and sits around with a C shaped spine in a corner all day

>>211850146

Are there any where she shows toes? Soles are great but I wanna see her toes

>>211850181
whats reddit and twitter's feelings torwards dan?

>>211850204
big juicy tits

give Jet some uppers, this is terrible

>pity W
grim

>giving daniel a pity win
>"why?"
even he knows how pathetic he is

>>211850241
Sowwy, Daniew won

daniel wins, he gave the most effort

>:)

>>211850265
That's Seth, right?

they just gave Daniel a pity victory, he fucking sucked

>>211849579
Shows trash bro

the worst part of the whole ball brothers thing is realizing that ben sucks now

jet is both the creator and the star of the show

lmao trump actually said MIGA

remember in season 2.5 when they ran out of balls and turned the cameras off and just ran in to grab more off the floor but forgot to turn the previews off so everyone saw them.

>>211850294
word

>>211850265
Chip

lmao based daniel W fuck the shitter haters

not even an ellie simp but she definitely gave the most effort there. no wonder she's being nontent

>>211850293
And yet... here you are!

>>211850233
Jet thought there were 5 days in a week, he definitely thinks a dozen is 8.

>>211850271
this is the only image we got so far

the joke is the ball bit is so bad that the worst one wins

Daniel has the brain of a kindergartener

No one wants to discuss Ellie's bloody cum?

the discord leak is real to me
s3 reality tv show as a gaslight was a great premise
they had 7 months to figure out how to monetize it

>>211850233
based lazy wiggers couldn’t even update the season 3 description

>>211850278
he's in that soft spot for retardation where he's aware how retarded he is

>>211850040
give it some time, he's gonna be the next Biww Gates

>>211850291
yew fucking suck

>>211850301
yeah why did that upset people?

>>211850278
kek had to rewind he actually questioned it. Jet is a faggot

this fucking sucks. more ball brothers than challenges. the challenges suck. what the fuck

>>211850082
Thank you bro

BINX NUDES

>>211850294
I can't respect a man who wears glasses, it's just not possible

>>211850299
Clip

>>211850316
too busy thinking about her tight brown butthole

>>211850301
the cell/bitchtank was season 2.75

>>211850301
Pretty sure that was a bit, they kept the hallway camera on

>>211849875
Have a genuine laugh at a WP2 sketch (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>211850316
Hell no

Daniel wins **my heart**

>>211850309
why care when nothing matters

prodigal stunna is a great example of what ended up being wrong with MDE. nick and charls just riffing and being funny in their wheelhouse while sam does embarrassing ebonics like he's a boomer dad trying to make fun of the snoop dogg single he just heard. every decently produced skit with sam by himself is usually garbage.

What should I get from The Mac, bros?

Shoovy is Big Purple posting

Why is Sam even there, he's said three words the whole challenge. Literally why bother being present, it just makes him look like a lazy dolt.

Did anyone else notice the sudden massive drop in quality immediately after Angie was kicked?

>>211850265
the other Aphex Twin

HE'S GOT THIS

ben….isnt funny anymore….

Odds of Daniel killing himself after leaving the show and realizing everyone hates him?

>>211850303
he's kinda like TJ but without the homo fans who wants to fuck him

>>211850265
hello newfriend

>>211850342
on his retarded social

watching daniel is extremely uncomfortable

>>211850270
Stop bullying seth

Why are you watching this boring shit and not enjoying the NBA finals on a pirated stream with insane chat

Hack_Blastard is the new Don Jolly
Give your new golden boy the reigns Sam

Daniel gave the most effort while being the most cringe, it's not hard to figure out how/why he won, you stupid niggers.

reminder that most of the fishtank audience loves the Ben and Jet show

>>211850362
he's not lazy. he's building a supplement.

>>211850359
quarter pounder with cheese
medium fries
oreo mcflurry

>>211850369
Hasn't been since s2

>>211850359
a chicken sandwich sounds epic right now

im sucking a popsicle like a faggot

>>211850364
she was S4

>>211850359
you should starve yourself and develop an eating disorder instead

>>211850316
yesterday she announced to the masses that she's on her period

>>211850340
Yeah heckin glasses are le nerd your so right Chad bro lolollol. Fucking retard you sound 12

Even with how degenerate this show is, the paper waste is down right reprehensible.

>>211850352
I'ww tweat your heawt with cawe sugaw

kino standoff in the real cell rn

>>211850310
Yes I’m not watching your slop because the posters ITT are funnier than you will ever be

>>211850359
pass on the flurry for sure

>>211850217
jet couldn't kick anyone's head in lmao

why even do the show when they can just do this ball shit forever

Wow I can't believe how hard Sam is working. He's monitoring KPIs, he's answering emails, he's following up on project status updates, he's filling out Gantt charts, he's leading daily standups with the offices in Providence, Madrid, Kiev, Calcutta, and Tokyo.

It reminds me of his heavy squat lifts and epic cool boxing training!

He's dominating the room with his aura of hard work and perseverance!

>>211850364
yes. she was the glue

>>211850299
>ww3 starting up and i'm watching the ball brothers
fml

>>211850370
More than before the show. This is unethical exploitation of a retard

>>211850364
They shouldn't kick anyone in the first week, let alone letting the fish determine who goes him. Cause now we're left with 2 autists, boring Seth, and Ellie who sounds like she's ready to quit.

>>211850359
Double quarter pounder w cheese, extra meat patty, extra onion, no pickle
And fries and coke ofc

DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W DAN W

>>211850404
>letty asked to be on this

Freddy's reading your posts

>>211848808 (OP)
claire called this guy a gay gooner pedophile earler

>>211850381
based iCheesur

>>211850404
literally who and why should we care

>>211850359
double bacon quarter pounder with a large fry and HI-C

>>211850301
that was a bit dumbass

>>211850213
Ultraviolence with Ellie

>>211850370
I think he's pretty aware everyone hates him, that's not whats going to make him kill himself. I think outlasting Angelina was enough to keep him from necking himself. He'll just go back to be a useless neet till his parents die.

>>211850364
Yeah and everybody with a brain saw it coming

>>211850423
She begged to be on it

>>211850364
Yup. I did notice that. And I called it.

>>211850364
Dead house since her elim. It's like if Letty got kicked in the first week of s1

what does her belly smell like?

how is jet sweating from that

>>211850364
there was a sudden massive drop in post quality here because all you freaks came out of the woodwork to bitch about your loser waifu 24/7

>>211848808 (OP)
Why is ball brothers a thing?
Why do people pretend to like it?
Why is the cell like 80% ball announcements now?
Why the fuck is this entertainment?
They’re not funny
It’s not creative
I don’t believe ANYONE who says they like it

FUCK THE BALL BROTHERS

what is sam showing daniel

>>211850325
saved, this one will be useful

>>211850362
contractual obligation

I need it

>>211850265
insider here
his name is cody

I can't tell if they said my name

>>211850446
fat and overweight

Imagine this.


Angie there instead of Dan.

Thoughts??

Why did Daniel's handler allow him to come on the show?

did anyone think the season would be this bad

>>211850381
I like this chatbox it's nostalgic

>>211850364
>wasn't kicked
>lost an elimination challenge
>deserved it
seethe

>>211850450
Thats ellie

>>211850444
cigarettes and fruity vape flavors

is freddy in here

>>211850375
Traitor should be hung

Why does Seth look like the reddit mascot?

angie was the key to all of this

>>211850383
It's just too obvious. He's charismatic, fit, young. He is the protégé you have been meaning to raise up, as opposed to fucking Jet.

>>211850450
*freddy
im tired

>>211849875
Bring both of them back

>>211850359
listen to the voicemail you faggot some one cares enough to leave one

>>211850422
WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN WOCK IN

direnc self-doxxed

why hasn't a single fish on any season thought to make up a story? fucking retards

>>211850454
When are those socks coming off Jet?

I’m about to be homeless in a week and I don’t have a job. Should I actually, unironically, just kill my self?

>>211850398
>Yeah heckin glasses are le nerd your so right Chad bro lolollol. Fucking retard you sound 12

reminder that if you don't like it don't watch
if you don't watch, don't participate in /ftl/

>>211850381
Pirate live event chats really are the last bastion of the old internet culture

Freddy killed a man by not answering his phone

The fuck is this nigga on about???

Grim status?

>>211850511
LOOOOOOL

>>211850464
If I heard her say awesome sauce one more time I was going to shoot myself

>>211850364
She's in the Act II house

>Doesn't know his only best friend since high school has a kid for 11 years
>Friend OD's on heroin because he missed one phone call

>>211850478
>lmao you posted it again goldschlager, that's so funny dude! they don't even know it's really you!

I keep cycling between laughing at production and feeling sorry for them
No one wanted this outcome

i need a sex kitten this season. Ellie is a highschooler so i cant simp for her

>>211850495
tj and taylor stuck in a room together would be KINO
but tj and jupiter stuck in a room together would be even better

Fishtank S4 is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity

>>211850507
burt was acting making stuff up the whole time

>>211850507
vance did

>>211850478
Important image for when Freddy crashes out and has to be dragged off the show by Sam

Have not watched today how did Daniel stox drop below Seth

>>211850359
I'm not even a poorfag but its like £15 to order from McDolans in London now. Don't know how it doesnt make you feel terrible to buy it

>>211850404
washed streamer desperatley clinging to relevance by *inhales pineapple flavored weed vape* just directly copy what the youngins are doing

go to bed unc

>>211850511
good fucking girl

>>211850372
I think he's better than TJ but maybe TJ's homo fans just made me like him less.

>>211850511
content?

>>211850508

If she doesn't drop out, soon hopefully

We got a soles photo but we need TOES

>>211850517
maybe you should just learn how to not be a little bitch and ignore posts you don't like.

>>211850511
fake!

>>211850362
Contractual obligation to show up, malicious compliance. Jet is too pussy to get anything else out of him. He was laughing pretty hard earlier in the season about how he’s just a paid actor and isn’t involved with the workings of the show. I know that was the S3 line but this time it’s not a bit, that’s what he was laughing about.

jesus daniel

>>211850517
Why?

>>211850511
grim
i will wait for the coomer party page

>>211850536
fuck you

HOLY FUCK
https://onlyfans.com/purplemoths

>>211850523
Fucked

Daniel try to be less of a loser

fishtank s4 is worse than 15 9/11s

>>211850512
No clue how you let yourself get to that state. But you should sign up for those crab boat things in the Arctic or whatever where you work for 4 months in dangerous conditions and get the rest of the year to do whatever. If my wife died, and I was too depressed to try anything else with my life, that's what I'd do.

>>211850448
Theatricality and Deception

>>211850511
LETS GO TITTYS INCOMING

>>211850545
pretty based

webm of ellie sliding across the floor

luke warm take, cell challenges fucking suck

I mean Daniel is a pretty pathetic and sad story. I think he wins. Imagine having to be Daniel.

>>211850511
finally some good fucking content on the way

>>211850444
She reminds me of my cousin i cant fuck

A TOAST! TO...uh

>>211850541
he's bein a fussy party pooper

>>211850557
id love to use that to tug one out

>>211850558
yeah that story didn't make me pity him it made me want to beat his ass

>>211850495
This but replace Taylor with Joopy

>>211850511
https://onlyfans com/purplemoths
>actually real

>>211850450
Rick and mort video essays

>>211850565
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211850557
Hi Richy

>>211850534
we had one

>>211850565
>no posts yet
...gonna have to see that change

no just go travel and be a hobo. find foodbanks and churches for support. go to california and sleep on the beach and smoke free weed. rich kids do this for fun. last time i was homeless i actually had a lot of fun and got laid a lot by girls who wanted to "mom" me.

ellie is literally a younger ck if cute. crazy mom and everything

>>211850557
based

>>211850557
you need more cords

>>211850511
is this actually her or did someone just make an account with her instagram profile pic + name?

>>211850563
if you'll pay for your own plane ticket then maybe

>>211850370
He won’t kill himself but the backlash from this experience will paralyze him into neetdom for the rest of his life. You’re watching a retard’s dreams of making it in the real world evaporate in real time.

>>211850530
Who?

I tuned back in and Darius is shaved bald and freaking out smearing Shoovy up with honey and crackers???

>half hour sob story
kek

Just go home Dan, what a waste.

>>211850597
angi is gone :(

>>211850565
Fake account

>>211850598
she has to get verified before she’s allowed to post might take a day or two

buckle up

>>211850451
i'm saving everyone i see, but i only made one

>it takes at least a half an hour to tell
>go ahead
kek i love the wiggers

>>211850511
user account not a creator account, fake larper shit

>>211850565
fake and gay

>>211850630

I don't think so

she already promised me she would never start an OF

>>211850538
No he wasn't he was just pretending to be clueless. He really is a sexual predator that fucks men and gets fucked in the ass and sexually assaulted someone. All that was real he was just pretending to be less aware.

>>211850646
looollllll

What did dan do this time?

>>211850646
l o l

>>211850512
No my Nigga, you’ll struggle and get on your feet again

>>211850646
dude

>>211850511
No, she's, just uh, just claiming the username, so nobody else pretends to be her!

>>211850616
epic simply epic

>>211850534
True. Ellie is cute little cousin material like Josie was. Not goonable.
Unforgivable taking away our only legit goon fuel

this isnt a sob story fuck you aryeh

>>211850646
scotty doesn't know
don't tell scotty

>>211850450
>this is why we got rid of angie dude, it was for your own sake

>>211850646
off yourself mentally ill cuck virgin faggot

>>211850646
you deserve to have your money stolen

>>211850381
>watching niggerball
Cringe.

>>211850655
Barely participating, or not participating. Pouting.

>>211850403
For the first time in a long time, I cried laughing.

>>211850646
weird. she promised me she would

>>211850663
women do unironically do this though

>>211850665
i hope you never show up to any family events ever

>>211850646
goofy nigga, this was actually her then

What in the fuck is Aryeh talking about, like actually what is this story. His sob story is that he was upset by some riot that happened in 2017 or something?

aryeh is the worst storyteller of all time

>>211850120
BASED

holy fuck this autist

>>211850646
she’s not gonna give up all that potential money sorry bud

>>211850665
Still hope she comes back as freeloader

At least Jet will always have his soundcloud rapper career as a backup.

>>211850692
his story is he is jewish

>>211850646
Scammed by a sea monkey oof

>>211850646
Have you not realized she lies for money?

>>211850534
we lost her

any ideas on what sam is looking at?

>>211850665
ellie is not josie. Josie is an ugly dog

>>211850691
past pics from her ig retard

manifesting preview

>>211849072
Snoozie dog

first time seth has made me laugh is him throwing balls at aryeh while he yaps about milo

>>211850696
He's better at explaining them

>>211850616
Fuckin who?? I was busy this weekend and now there's niggas named funkdubious and da'rell chained up in some sort of gym storage room

>>211850679
Guy who doesn’t watch sports and says cringe… Reddit is down the hall nerd

>>211850691
it wasn't. that's an old picture from before she had her piercings

>>211850718
designs for his supplement drink

>>211850718
Tranny porn

Direnc and Ellie bonded over both having Schizophrenic family members?

>>211850370
Kill himself over what? Being a Neptunian lolcow? That’s dumb, jets a faggot and ITT JET is our lolcow.

dead show post brats

manifesting angie nudes on bant by tonight

ANY OTHER FUCKING TIME I CAN THINK OF SOME GOOFY SHIT BUT IM FUCKING GOING BLANK

>>211850749
cute!

>>211850717
Not funny. Just try hard and annoying. God I wish people like this would just die. Walking fucking cringe

aryeh's story is so bad that it made sam speak for the first time in hours

>>211850690
What part of ungoonable don’t you understand?

Darius is attempting the Daniel method

>>211850370
Speaking of, anything come from Rachel after she left?

>whoever can pop a ball out of their pussy wins
>ellie's legs instinctively twitch
>she stares at sam as if for tacit approval

>>211850530
where tf you getting the heroin part from

>>211849372
Direnc = molested = cp = cheese pizza

>>211850749
most of us stopped watching after she left

Does aryeh constantly lie

>>211850679
fag like you wouldn't survive a day on prime /sp/
take a lap kid

>told to get to the point
>just talks about the discord again

what is he talking about

>>211850756
brother we don't have shit to work with here
almost feels like a chore just posting at this point

>>211850736
>worships niggers as a hobby
>tells you go to to reddit
lol

aryeh ran a mini charlottesville lmao

this is boring im going to load my truck for work tomorrow

>>211850785
dont matta

I hate this jew so much.
I didn't think I could be more anti-semitic, but he has somehow done that. Sam hates him so much.

>>211850776
yes, it's in his blood

Get milo on the show
Also
>NOOOOOO DONT LAUGH AT MY TRUAMA

>>211850720
True but I have no sexual attraction to either but they are cute like an adopted sister or something

the most interesting man in the world

>>211850646
fag

she’s a small girl

>>211850779
>rushes to defend his favorite squeaky court characters
You’re brown.

>ok the next challenge is the bic flame challenge
>whoever can fit the most balls up their ass gets 2 fishbucks

the tiki torches was aryes idea

>>211850801
you hate jews because an autistic theater kid is acting like an autistic theater kid?

>>211850813
for me

I bet aryeh is annoying af on the internet

>>211850764
ICE POSEIDON CAN DO THIS ON A GAMBLING SPONSORED STREAMING SITE BUT THE WIGGERS CAN'T DO SHIT ON THEIR OWN SITE????

EXPLAIN EXPLAIN EXPLAIN

>>211850646
you got raped bud

>>211850808
He's like Forrest Gump but instead of famous people its all the right wing extremists.

>>211850764
lol

>>211850825
>they're simply the most cost efficient form of light!

So far I got
>What the FUCK is up Jet and Sam pardon the sweat, I've been smoking crack for the last two hours
>this is my room, you can see that I live in complte squalar
>been cort ordered to stay 500 feet from schools
>I mastubate exclusively to pictures of sphinx cats
....yeah

Does anyone have a download link to Angie's insta lives?

>people were pelting us
>seth is pelting him as he tells his story

>>211850828
you argue with aryehs all the time on this site. he even said he's a 4chan user

>>211850265
Jesus

>>211850825
he thought it would be disarming because it reminded him of a tropical vacation

>>211850828
He’s what I’m now going to imagine when I read something on this website and get mad

angie

>>211850832
Fake. Don't even have to check

>>211850764
>>211850831
>>211850835
I wanna chain Ellie to a wall and do this to her in a 105 degree room

>>211850775
I jumped and cheered

>>211850788
Sorry you were too uncoordinated and disliked to participate in team sports growing up, probably why you’re such a faggot now

I don't give a fuck you stupid bitch.

>>211850818
you seem awful peeved about this subject anon
did high school star point guard tyrone split your cheeks like a robust axe unto a great oak log?

>>211850444
her bf cum

This is the worst story ever told.

>>211850718
>chatgpt how do I make a supplement
>@grok suggest a game show challenge

Every ftl community is talking about this girl

>>211850838
what?

so where's all the content Jet said he has planned for today

>I can tell you don't care but that's fine
wtf, rude

can some of you parasocial freaks tell me what happened to that tranny in the idubbbz documentary? did sam pump and dump him?

>>211850265
Sylvia’s husband

I DONT WANNA DIE
I DONT WANNA DIE
I DONT WANNA DIE

aryeh is unironically a jewish psyop

>>211850826
>autistic
He is full on retarded and physically disabled.
This story is only proving how fucking stupid he is.

>>211850843
2016-2018 was peak Milk shaking.
When he says "pelting" he was getting hit with bottles full of wet cement.

>>211850843
Finally some fucking content

>>211850799
None of this mattas

>>211850841
No but let me summarize
>giggle giggle omg I can’t believe this is real
>you really love me! Giggle giggle

>>211850876
thats such a jewish mother line

i'm having more fun playing with a 15mm wrench and spinning the circle loop part on my finger and hanging it on my toes than i am watching fishtank live

>>211850873
>>211850873
The freeloader application.

>>211850887
this was the last time they spoke as friends

Aryeh has more balls than Sam. Sam would never go to a protests.

Wait, which riot did Aryeh organize?

>>211850870
fraid so

>>211850870
She's Season 4

>>211850878
What else are you supposed to do

>>211850903
oh you're the person watching them?

>>211850888
He fell for their own tricks lol

>>211850808
jews are so fucking gross man lmao

>>211850900
hi ben

>>211850878
Yeah and he teamed up with don jolly. Mints is the next tranny in the making for the group to pass around

>>211850903
oh boy

>>211850903
if you get on with that it will be so they can humiliate you

>>211850908
common claire L

the first fish to start on onlyfans
this season is now kino
jet, i kneel

>>211850887
Does anyone have the one where Brian was seething and fake kicking cole when he was lying there. I lost it

>>211850909
Charlottesville 2

SHUT THE FUCK UP ARYEH

>>211850908
i haven't been keeping up. i thought claire liked dwrench.
who is her favorite fish now?
aryeh maybe?

>>211850909
He was a part of the Proud Boys.

His story should be archived on how retards end up joining federal honey pots

>>211850862
>sportsball fan
>cant stop thinking about black men fucking white boys
Typical

>>211850878
He quit then created a website to expose Sam and the wiggers. The wigger stuff was nontent but that's how we learned about Konzept being a woman and Sam's baby.

>seth and fred pelting him

funny

Aryap needs to shut the fuck up

>>211850908
Claire is so fucking sexy

>>211850934
sylvia

refreshing Angie’s socials waiting for some content

>>211850826
Yeah that's why.

>>211850932
She was right in retrospect

Has Aryeh been to the VDARE castle?

>>211850929
They said to be funny, so i made shit up.

most intelligent republican

>next challenge: do something to get yourself kicked off the show. This time will be forgiven
What would you do? I would grab sams laptop and slam it against the floor

>>211850951
me too bro :/ I miss her

>>211850858
>>211850862
Imagine being this passionate about defending a franchise and having to make up stories to cope with your gay hobby.

What was daniels story

>>211850951
literally me

>>211850951
o7

>>211850944
yeah i'm gay i love penis yummy yummy cock mmmmm penis DICK DICK! I NEED DICK

>>211850934
sylvia had an onlyfans

Summarize Aryeh I didn’t follow his schizophrenic Jew rambling

>>211850903
are you the casting person?

stand back and stand by

sam annihilated the vibes with that comment

fishtank season 4 is the worst tragedy in history

ANGIE JUST MARKY POSTED ON HER OF
HOLY SHIT

T40KT

Do you stand with Trump?

>>211850530
>>Friend OD's on heroin because he missed one phone call
Unironically happened to me, seemed like he had been trying to reach out to people right before or as it was happening. I was crashing hard and missed the messages, day I was supposed into go to rehab too lol. I don't know the context and it's probably a load of shit but it's somethin that happens.

>>211850945
Yeah I think I remember most of it being leaked DMs from Bicflame, who gives a shit about that

Aryeh lived a thousand lives we wished we could

>>211850977
>i dont have a stowy but im a piece of shit who let people down my entiwe life

the audio sucks so much fucking shit dude

refreshing joopy's socials waiting for some content

as annoying as Angelina and Rachel could be, and as weird as Jin could be, they were no doubt more entertaining than Seth and Ellie. Dan is right on the border for me. he was a lot better week one when he had that dynamic with Angelina and Jin building up, so if you traded Ellie and Seth for Angelina and Jin, i think the cast would be wayyy better rn.

>right wingers are gonna be violent and you're not gonna like it
Lol

>>211850934
Did she actually?

>>211851013
woah

>>211850853
half real, says she might start one

>>211851013
LMAO

>>211850986
Based alt-right autist jew then he got vaxxed and cucked like Richard Spencer

>>211850986
he did something involving milo i think

>>211851003
no

>>211851013
lmao

SPONGEBOB QUIZ YES

>the silence in the room after Sam tells Direnc to shut up
Jesus

>>211851003
Nope

>>211851013
kek

>>211851013
how the fuck did you already find this

God... she's perfect

>>211850987
>>211850987
That would be jet or sam, not me. I'm trying to figure out funny things to say in my video, it's 2mins long. I could be honest, but that's fucking boring.

>>211850975
Nah, I just think saying sports are cringe is objectively a Reddit take. I bet you have a shirt that says sportsball

>>211850951
does she have a xwitter?

>>211851013
KEK

>>211851013
holy shit lmao

anyone been able to find the protest aryeh was talking about? surely there is a picture of his weird bald head at it somewhere

>>211850825
like bikini bottom!

>>211850950
>>211850981
she already had one, Angelina would be the first to make one post-tank

>>211851013
average /pol/fag

>>211850987
>>211850916
no that's his application

Jet taking ideas from ftl lol

>>211851015
Season 4 btw

>>211851030
I thought this was a Ted screenshot before I clicked

Just so you're aware all you chuds are just like Aryeh and we're laughing at you.

>>211851029
it's bait. She wants you to buy her outfits and makeup on Throne.

>>211851039
that was fucking insane

>>211851013
>it's fucking real

Angie
https://vocaroo.com/1hK3cZWdOhJG

>>211851013
>feds in /ftl/
how the fuck

>>211851013
One of us one of us one of us

>>211850512
Hustle mode bro use your brain you need to hit up mom and pop restaurants that’s like the quickest way to get hired, just anything mom and pop family owned. Might have to crash in some odd places until you get enough money for a shitty apartment but atleast you have a roof and running water. You can do it, Joey Diaz was a coke addict living in a park at one point now he’s a widely known comedian and father. Don’t give up

uhhhh... so that just happened
https://onlyfans.com/purplemoths

>>211851013
Aryeh found media holy shit

>>211851053
yeah purplemoths143

>>211851013
Lol

>>211851013
how the fuck do you people find this shit so quickly

>>211851057
So some other Jew groomed him to do a racism march for a blood libel on whites?

>>211851013
how the fuck do yall find this shit dude? kek holy shit

>>211851078
>Not Angie joi
The fuck bro

>>211851013
what the fuck man

>>211851013
THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE MEME SCREEN JET

>>211851086
It's true though.

She's perfect

>>211851050
Sports is the most normal fag shit you can be into retard fucking cope lol enjoy your sweaty niggers fag.

>i think leftists are scum
>hangs out with and praises nick mullen
what did sam mean by this

>>211851089
Erm... #awkwardturtle

>>211851013
how do we get this to sam on his laptop now

>>211851118
he's a grifter anon

>>211851013
aryeh stormed the capitol on january 6th

I’m so fucking bored

MINTS PRINT THIS OUT

>>211850908
such a good little slut

can someone give me a qrd on aryeh's sob story? i went out for a cigarette

of course arya asks the fuckin ridiculous obscure questions

Daniel will finally get a fishbuck with the SpongeBob quiz

right wingers how do you feel about aryeh being in your movement

>>211851013
aryeh with hair is cursed

>>211851118
Nick Mullen says faggot sometimes

>>211851013
KEK

>>211851121
Sam"s in this thread right now

this is without a doubt the worst show of all time

>>211851116
Perfect bride for chucky

>autistic obscure spongebob trivia
I love Aryeh so much holy shit we finally have a proper autist who doesn't crash out every other day

>>211851013
unreal

>>211851013
>>211851128
lmao based

>>211851013
fucking hell

>>211851121
alienmode@gmail.cum

Aryeh on the right?

>>211851013
doesnt even look like him

Sam Hyde raped me at the extreme peace showing in Austin

>>211851079
>Feds? On my fedposting website? It's more likely than you think

>>211851086
i'm sure people here will disagree but his brain really is fried man. he can't do anything nowadays without getting into this shit and fantasizing about some imminent right wing violent uprising lol

>>211851089
HOLY FUCK SHES ACTUALLY UPLOADING
SOMEONE RIP THE VIDEOS

>>211851013
HAHAHAHAHA

>>211848808 (OP)
>Freddy is the new Cole

>>211850370
I dont hate him. Why the fuck would anyone actually hate him?