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Anonymous No.211852728 >>211852844 >>211852875 >>211852958 >>211853220 >>211853641 >>211853716 >>211853745 >>211854276 >>211856506 >>211856560 >>211856865 >>211856982 >>211857618 >>211858717 >>211859539 >>211859899 >>211865161 >>211865597
Post the /tv/ character who awakened your heterosexuality
Anonymous No.211852777 >>211853102
she was 40 years old for like 30 years
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Anonymous No.211852844 >>211853010 >>211853126 >>211853129 >>211856259
>>211852728 (OP)
you into women that looked like 37 year old moms?
Anonymous No.211852875
>>211852728 (OP)
It's still not awake yet, and at this point I don't think it ever will be.
Anonymous No.211852958 >>211864555
>>211852728 (OP)
Yeah, I'm pretty vanilla.
Anonymous No.211853010
>>211852844
to each their own.
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Anonymous No.211853102 >>211853187
>>211852777
She really did age prematurely, but then just looked more or less the same for decades. I always assumed she was in her 30s or something in JP.
Anonymous No.211853126 >>211853501
>>211852844
Are you not?
Anonymous No.211853129
>>211852844
>not being into mommies
filtered
Anonymous No.211853187
>>211853102
>She really did age prematurely,
Anonymous No.211853212 >>211853348 >>211864725
Anonymous No.211853220
>>211852728 (OP)
I had this old nudy magazine with a model in it that looked just like her but she had huge melons
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>>211853212
Nice.
Anonymous No.211853459
right side. also i re-watched this movie when it came out in 4k recently and it's actually pretty good after you get done jerking off.
Anonymous No.211853501
>>211853126
lara dern sorta looks like and even dresses in that pic how my mom did
so no
Anonymous No.211853641 >>211858516
>>211852728 (OP)
Anonymous No.211853716
>>211852728 (OP)
>I was/am a faggot/asexual little bitch until a movie character gives me a reprieve
Fucking pathetic
Anonymous No.211853745
>>211852728 (OP)
the girl in jackie chan Police story and pic related
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Anonymous No.211854228
now 25 years later and i am still have penchant for goth girls
Anonymous No.211854239 >>211864783
That character from Critter2
Anonymous No.211854276
>>211852728 (OP)
Gen Xers know this one
Anonymous No.211856259
>>211852844
Yes, extremely
Anonymous No.211856506
>>211852728 (OP)
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>>211852728 (OP)
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>>211852728 (OP)
Anonymous No.211856880 >>211865006
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>>211852728 (OP)
Anonymous No.211857028 >>211857585
For me? It’s moms teaching daughters
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Anonymous No.211857304 >>211865336
Anonymous No.211857368
I was always heterosexual and it was never β€œawakened”

I was literally jerking off years before I could even cum
Anonymous No.211857585
>>211857028
>Honey, don't wear that, you look like a whore!
>But mom, I learned it from YOU!
Pathetic.
Anonymous No.211857618
>>211852728 (OP)
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>>211853641
im 62 btw, not sure if that's important
Anonymous No.211858717
>>211852728 (OP)
if we're talking tv character its probably some seinfeld girlfriend, if we're talking movie its way more difficult to pindown. there weren't many family movies i watched as a kid and the movies i can remember its like i was already watching porn.
Anonymous No.211859539 >>211859871
>>211852728 (OP)
>Be me, fifteen year old kid in 1995
>Spend all day working with dad to restore a house that he owned
>Dad gives me twenty bucks for a job well done.
>Mom and sisters are away that night to visit relatives
>Me and dad cook a hot meal, we enjoy it, and then he goes to bed
>I stay up by myself to watch MST3K
>This episode is just about to start
>Fall in love with pictures on a tv
Damn... I've never felt quite that relaxed since.
Anonymous No.211859871 >>211860069
>>211859539

Very nice, for me the 1994 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue will always have a special place in my heart.
Anonymous No.211859899
>>211852728 (OP)
Still crank em out to this scene.
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>>211859871
I do miss the challenge of getting porn. Back then it was hard to get tapes and magazines. Now young people have it on demand. Me and my friends used to watch the fuzzy, scrambled cable porn channels just to wait and see some boobs for two seconds.
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>>211852958
If it's any consolation, she sure as fuck wasn't IRL.
Anonymous No.211864725
>>211853212
That character is such fucking perfection. Casting, performance, dialogue, wardrobe, makeup. Eurotrash in every way and everything about her is just the right amount out of whack.
Anonymous No.211864783
>>211854239
She had really nice boobs.
Anonymous No.211865006
>>211856880
Was always disappointed they never used her superspeed enough. Looks cool as shit in the intro:
https://youtu.be/HcGNqrAtsgg?t=36

She could have run right up to Mum-Ra and kicked him in his dusty balls at 50 times per second.

>"I AM MUM-RAAAAA! THE EVER-LIV-(cough-cough)... ghnnnn .... "
Anonymous No.211865034
Dis guy. So many sexual awakenings.
Anonymous No.211865161
>>211852728 (OP)
OP are you a fucking redneck? or an immigrant?

I swear the tastes on this board make me want to kill all christians and mexicans because everything my parents told me about you is 120% correct.
Anonymous No.211865336
>>211857304
I've always hated her music with a passion and her personally even more, but holy shit dude.
Anonymous No.211865597
>>211852728 (OP)
Owen Wilson awakened your HETEROsexuality?
Anonymous No.211865768
https://youtu.be/e9U_JrLolCA
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Anonymous No.211865894
I've lost countless nuts to Gloria's ass