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-- The CELL is NOW - 40 mini-challenges
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-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreenโข!
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh said he wants to do gay porn, and he would suck a dick for 200K
-- Ellie is worried about alienating her "black and trans friends." Jet told her not to go to college
-- The Wrench says she doesn't want to stream after this or "capitalize on fame" at all, that she is an introvert in real life and this is her "first holiday in 10 years"
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>>211856331
at least 3 times today i've tuned into this shit it's been the ball brothers and i close the tab and wait for later, only for it to be ball brothers AGAIN
anybody else think freddy's gonna hit samhyde in the face with a ball and them samhyde is going to unleash the candy of kievman on him?
do you think they would let through a TTS calling Ball Brothers the funniest thing MDE has ever done.
>>211857529 (OP)What lessons have Jet and his ragtag crew learned since season 1 of fishtank? I can't think of a single one
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sam hyde is a bitch
You just know Sodama'am gave himself more screen time for BG2
i still need a sex kitten in the tank
lol that ai song sounded exactly like hurt by johnny cash for a second
Seth looks like Nama-sensei. Yoroshiku, you BITCH
>Making $70k a day before Rachel and Angelina left
>Now half that even with Sam in the room.
no more 18 year olds on the show type stuff
>>211857566Can hear that shit clappin' in my head
What is the reception of world peace 2 lately?
What is Sam even doing. We all know he doesnt sit at a desk quietly working for hours
They should do tribes sometime. It could be based on lifestyles and interests. Get a rivalry going. Team challenges.
>>211857557>candy>kievmanPlease leave here
gm anons hello how are we today
i am enjoying ellie's evil scheming but i am a mere recap watcher
how do we feel about this lass
unrelated question but my friend was wondering what size diaper do you think ellie would wear and would she wear 2 layers or 3?
i hope jet relives him being molested at the group home after this dogshit season ngl
>>211857572no playroom material, baka...
>>211857592i'm never voting ever again
>>211857608you first, tourist.
Truly this season is more consistent than 2 and 3, and yet it lacks both the aesthetics of 2 and the ambition of 3 and so has nothing to make up for how consistently mid it is. Thereโs literally no point in watching anymore
>I can't believe I'm really here and get to see Mr. Neptune do one of his raps in person!
>>211857597>What is the reception of world peace 2 lately?dogshit bad.
this season is jet, ben, and sam acting out of spite for the fanbase because they got them kicked out of the season 3 house. the goal is to give them what they think they deserve, which is the lowest possible effort season.
>>211857564Rachel said that and meant it. Pewsonally I think ball bros are pretty ok except there are simply too many balls, they should raise the price.
is the overarching narrative of fishtank the showcasing of America's visibly decaying genetic stock?
>>211857597waiting for episode 2 to decide if it's shit or not
did anyone even tell them to start making retarded noises and screaming
forcing Mints to wear a bikini to the beach so his pallid ginger body gets a slutty tan and then peeling his sunburnt skin off and eating it like chips
>>211857628sex with sylvia
>>211857628i love watermellie
>>211857597Not good, Andrew Ruse is the reason World Peace 1 was what it was.
>>211857569sam hyde is a *wobble* *wobble*
>>211857553>single digit occurrences pfft
they never fill up the room with balls like a ball pit
>>211857626it's consistently shit
>>211857597So bad I wonโt even attempt another episode. Concerningly shit
>>211857601The beautiful CK
if you van to go to hill den go down
need new people to run the show this is fucking awful
What is it that causes normies to start shucking and jiving when music comes on?
I like music and I like to dance, but I've never had the urge to do this.
>>211857660THAS WUT HE IS
>>211857628her delicately holding the watermelon is so cute
there are no goth, emo, or alt women present and so this season is an immediate failure.
why does sylvia go by an old lady name instead of her cool real name cambria
>>211857601The real prison steam.
>Drench is being a cunt to freddie now because of the CBD
stupid bitch
>>211857559Youโd have to pry those from my cold dead hands
We have a severe shortage of fuckable women on this show right now. We need foid freeloaders immediately or I'm going to have to start stroking my shit to Mints phat ass bubble butt.
Why are they giving back their fishbucks
Yes I love the sit in a room listening to ai garbage bit very exciting
I miss angieโs evil laugh
why did sylvia nuke her twitter
>>211857572Theyโll probably bring her back for a mid late season bit but it will be too little too late. Freeloaders better be top notch mids or Iโm out fr
when they poop in there, do they take the poop out of the room or leave it in?
>>211857700date rape allegations
>time for stupid noises for a fucking hour
I will never understand paypigs
Why are you watching this
desperately having sam there just working on his own shit is SOOO sad and embarrassing man
that sfx was pretty funny
i laughed
>>211857699>there are no goth, emo, or alt women presentGood, aesthetics are cringe, Ellie and Angie are the best looking fish girls we've had.
>>211857705he won her back by rubbing her back with legos
>>211857668and for this reason, im out
Do you guy's think Jet's feet are cute?
Bill ottman checking the catalog to see if the thread is split and thatโs why itโs so slow
>>211857566Heโs practicing running away from my BWC
>>211857626s4 is for the s1 lovers if you praise any other season as great stfu and stop watching it's not for you
>>211857710tbf it's the cell, it's supposed to drive the fish crazy
cut up a couple onions earlier and my hands still smell like onions after washing them like three times, i will be blaming all of the fishtank live production crew, satan, and the democrats for this
They got thin jewish Chris Lynch now? Is the wigger crew just summoning new wiggers out of thin air?
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going to keep it a buck, /ftl/:
I enjoyed the off season of scott sullivan posting with the boys and flirting with jet neptroon's sloppy seconds more than I have enjoyed season 4
grim and fucked up
>>211857724They'll bring on another pedobait BPD pick me as a freeloader by then and she'll be your next fishtank queen
>>211857626It's too early to call it consistent. We have 5 more weeks of this. Agree with your point generally though. It's souless and lazy.
>>211857724They'll probably not bring her back ever because she sucks
>>211857700good eye sniper
>>211857692one of the many social conditionings brought on by jewdog media psyops
erm I hear Ellie needs a toilet in there? *raises paw*
charleston white is trending on twitter
>>211857601She should be snuggling with me watching this slop not in prison getting g forced to eat pussy at the point of a makeshift shank
i need a watermellie in my life
>>211857626its just half assed through and through with zero illusion that they've actually put any sort of effort into the season.
is it even hot in there? why arent they chain smoking?
name 3 things angelina did
>>211857601CK would easily dominate the cell challenge
>>211857774is that a south korean flag on her pussy?
captcha: WP2YG
>>211857816yell scream cry
Which part of this is supposed to be torture that makes them want to leave the room?
>>211857654A piece of dog shit stuck to the wall would grow on me if it was in the same room as Daniel
i wonder if jet ever reflects longingly about the days chat used to spam "JET IT UP" whenever he'd appear on screen
>>211857802the 18 year old chinaman is a double edged sword preventing them from doing anything cool
either /ftl/ gains an entire new audience each season who didn't watch past seasons live or you all have memory loss based on the takes I see here
>>211857816it's not what she did, it's about the dynamics of the house
I stopped watching a few hours ago because of the ball bullshit and just turned it back on the second Ben walked back in to do it again. Fucks sake.
>>211857816>pedobait>pedobait>pedobaitthere
Who was it that said Jet was a 9 again? Angie or Ellie?
>most of the cell is just ball shoutouts
>>211857746whats his fucking problem
>>211857794he beat one of the island boys up
>>211857816feet
tease onlyfans
bikini pics
Do you think it pisses Sam off that Aryeh is more politically savvy than him?
>>211857847that doesnt square with wanting her back as a freeloader
we need a sam time lapse on his nigger ass laptop
>>211857836the sad old man in the corner playing on his laptop
what's the gayer simp, watermellie or ellie is a chicken jockey
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>>211857816i legit could only think of one thing and it wasnt even on the show
she showed nippy on day of elim
fishtank season 4 is the worst atrocity ever committed in history
what is Daniel's full name and address
Why is Ben so annoying now?
>>211857816>show feet>give daniel his first and probably last clear opportunity to get some pussy>i canโt think of anything else
Aryeh preparing to unleash his telekinetic powers much like Tetsuo in the 1988 film Akira
Honestly I donโt even blame them for doing this, imagine raking in so much cash by throwing balls in a room. It probably affords them so much mcdonalds and drugs itโs unreal. I just wish they hadnโt lied to me personally about working towards a good product
>>211857847thats some nice mental gymnastics
>>211857860https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1937000044974010540
forgot the link
>>211857626dude it has a stock ticker!!!!!!
>>211857858Cro magnon wife
>>211857741>aesthetics are cringe>goes for the underage teen aestheticyeah better take my advice in taste from the fucking ephebophile. faggot.
>>211857875i can tolerate the watermellie guy whereas the chicken jockey guy should be hunted down and killed like an animal
>>211857862i think uhhhh
something like
jewish people are something like
uhh i cant remember exactly
Do you think Ben actually thinks he's being funny
>>211857863I don't want her to be a freeloader
i think this is a goodbye season
the twist is there's going to be a fakeout false ending.
but it's a real ending
and it's never coming back.
>>211857896i wish angie did some gymnastics on the show
nude
>shows up
>sits on laptop for 6 hours
>goes home
epic
>>211857734Bloodgames2 with Joopy
>>211857885daniel gheesling
414 abercrombie blvd, nc
>>211857895the quality of the ads and the contestant intros almost tricked me into thinking they were taking this season more seriously.
this show is fucking horrible and it sucks butt
I swear S3 cell got a lot more balls, or was it the next day?
>>211857915uhh yes you do
post yfw you've spent $0 on this shit
>>211857896how? she had interesting dynamics with freddy, daniel, and direnc/ellie. I don't even like her but it's true
Love it or hate it, this would be the perfect cast.
>>211857816Made me shoot ropes
>>211857903>underage teen aestheticThey're young women. They can't help looking young. You are mentally ill and possibly demonically possessed.
>>211857550>Even Ravenblood gets an Asian cutieits not fair
>more ball brothers tomorrow
So is Sam just completely over it at this point or what
Why is he even there?
>>211857955>mizzy>burt>Jimmyno thank you
why are the fake contestants always 10x better than the actual contestants they pick
>>211857927will fishtank ever have a dan gheesling?
>>211857951dynamics lmao she was jsut a parasite
>>211857626Its S1 with a better cast. The layout of the S1 house is great but S2 house was superior, it felt like a CSS map
The whole "famous house reveal" was overrated and lasted maybe a night, Luke going around banging pots and pans at 3 AM scared them more than the reveal did and haunted them for days after
>no funny ben screencaps
it's so over
>>211857916this is a shitty cashgrab season to raise money for all stars bloodgames 2 kino
>>211857626I do agree this season is more consistent. Not really sure why, but I think it's due to Freddy.
I think the problem is the previous seasons have simply not been good enough to justify watching.
This season it seems like prod have downgraded their aspirations to get that more consistency, as if its a zero-sum game.
But I don't think that's good enough for me to watch.
No lows or highs isn't good enough, it needs to have the massive highs of the previous seasons without those depressing lows.
So because prod can't seem to actually improve the quality without sacrificing something Fishtank is basically just any other trash reality show I don't watch.
>>211857636I think unless they aim high with a concept that is interesting to them (cult house s2, famous house, even bloodgames) they are too embittered. Working on the show would be a nightmare job: 12 hour days + being on call, shit pay, have to work on location, retarded audience threatening you all the time, the house stinks of piss and vomit, uncomfortable psycho fish: it's not a good job.
If they aren't in love with the premise of the show they will fall into sadism because of how crappy the working conditions are.
someone should start collecting the blue balls specifically
Can we all agree this is the worst fishtank season of all time?
fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
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>>211857955>no jinDIE DIE DIE
>>211857881trvke even angie said the cell was boring
>>211857955replace burt and jimmy with tj and cole and you might be onto something
>>211857964for the youtube slop videos about "SAM HYDE'S UNREAL TORTURE HOUSE"
>>211857955You cant have a good fishtank house with only hard hitters and schitzos you need a vance, an ellie, a JC to create juxtaposition.
my cynical theory: they saw the numbers are trending way down and the season looks bleak so they decided to cash in with the ball brothers shit as soon as possible
>>211857895I struggle with this sometimes, it's so easy to grift and scam people that probably don't deserve better, but at the same time feel like I can do better and make something really good instead
I think fishtank tows the line by funding itself through grift-adjacent shenanigans to try and put on a good show
>>211857976why did she make this face when asked about her onlyfans
Why did Sam even show up today
>>211857958they look like underage tweens that havent even fully developed curves to attract anything but someone looking for underage girls. fuck off.
this wigger really just sat there for 6 hours on a computer then dipped what a fucking nontent faggot hes even more nontent than ellie
KF thread unironically better at keeping up with the show than you guys
>>211857955Switch Burt with cole, and mizzy with Trish. Boom, undiluted kino
>>211857955You are a faggot
have you bought a ball? be honest, you're anonymous
>>211858009he has to, but he's doing the bare minimum on purpose
>there was no twist today
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>>211857788youre a faggot
>>211857955INSANE mizzy sneak
>>211858025Bought like 5. They're cheap.
They need to bring in the drum pad
>>211857955>direnc>burt>mizzy>jimmyyeah... no.
how about that week 2 twist
>hardest thing they had to do in the cell today was listen to the ball brothers
Are they just gonna have to force them out of the room at some point?
started playing cyberpunk instead of watching fishtank. game is kinda cool
>>211857955mizzy is an energy vampire
sam still hasn't worn the suit from the season 4 trailer, just the season 1 goldstriker suit that doesn't fit him anymore
>>211858017thereโs nothing to keep up with this shit is fucking garbage
I think the problem is that they released S4 under current orange President, which is a bigger joke. Could've waited the 4 years desu
>>211858017just looked, everything they're talking about we've talked about. lurk more
>>211858017>website dedicated to stalking is good at keeping up with a 24/7 peep show
>>211858025The only money I contributed towards fishtank was I donated $4.99 to trish on her stream to ask her a question
upsetti spaghetti because i don't have a watermellie on my weenie already
>>211857985S1 was objectively worse but at least it was new
Next miniseason should be like 3 longterm cell challenges happening concurrently with the contestants being swapped randomly
>>211858017except you actually get ostracized if you dont agree with people there
fuck KF
How does this conversation go?
>>211858088getting railed by jet, he is using his feet claws to scrape her back sensually
family guy trivia challenge?
>>211857955>Mauro>Letty>Jon>Jimmy>Summer>Cole>Mizzy>Alex>Simbal>Direnc>Freddy>DanielYou can't make this list better. I picked it based on most carnage & most funny
>>211858112>two retards talking about nothing for 3 hours
>>211857842this is how I find out the smoking age changed
>>211858104is this from a live?
They need SOMETHING going on outside the cell, even if itโs just house renovations. I need Vo breast, I shouldnโt be trapped in the cell as much as the fish
>>211857854it's either that or just quiet downtime. I'll take the ball brother desu
>>211857955>no Simbal>Jimmy AGAIN >AngieDropped
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>>211858025i have never accessed the fishtank site
>>211858101nope season 2 did
>>211857975ben is the only thing this has going
so sam is boring and gay now, who should they replace him with?
>>211858008Cuz sheโs a BRAT
>>211857975ben fell off like xavier. the aura is gone
>>211857876Jesus Christ lmfao
>>211858147S3 cells ending is the best cell moment ever
the problem is the only dynamic going on in the house was angelina and daniel and one of them was getting kicked either way
>>211858112>monkey KING!>that's what's up>wuKONG!>fuck around>the COBRA!>milk couch>i swear to god
>>211858149and heโs having his worst career performance this season
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>>211858112>so you train like fuckin ah fuckin gorrillas like you fucking are uhhhh an ape teacher dude?>nah man i got these fuckin monkeys i love em like kids mayne you look in this monkey's eyes man i love em
>>211858080Ellie is his safespace
I fucking hate that bottle
It should have been my balls...
>>211857626Its boring. Jet's babby tantrums made me quit even watching it at all.
>>211857816be a sex kitten
>>211858168or they could have told calvin to fuck off
>>211858167>S3 cells ending is the best cell moment ever15 minutes out of 24hrs of nontent. S2 was good until Dumbgay left the Cell because Ben and Vance had to tard wrangle instead of run it.
>>211858147>duanyay was in the cellwhen did they do the cell? i feel like he came in like half way through the season
>>211858123>most carnage & most funnyYou dont get fishtank
>>211858137just stop watching the show and take a walk you retard
>Ellie wins season 4
>Sam and Jet congratulate her
>Luke goes down on one knee
>pulls out ring
Ellie will you marry me?
>>211858122the twist was a fake shutdown of the show then booting up with a completely new cast in the S2 house as a callback to the fake shutdown in S1 except now they're just going to do it for real
>>211857566DAYUM
He thicc af
>>211858088Can't be in there with Jimmy or he'll attack on sight.
>>21185816780% of the s3 cell was boring dogshit it didnโt get good until the last few hours
>>211857908mizzy's face always reminds me of the original image of this creature without the sam edit
>>211857973>Luke going around banging pots and pans at 3 AM scared them more than the reveal did Jesus I forgot how rabidly hysterical they got over this.
>>211858006>>211858007The problem is resorting to cynical exploitation makes money in the short term but tanks your reputation and the reputation of your ideas.
People really only have 2 or 3 good ideas in their whole lives. Jet's first one was an ARG, Fishtank is his second. This shit will sour people on him and his ideas in the long run.
Think of Disney with Star Wars: they had a golden goose but they squeezed it so hard it fucking died.
>>211858180if tayleigh was cute
>the joke is that I'm boring and annoy the audience
bravo sam
>>211857955>Jimmy lol nah
Does being sexually attracted to Angie make me a pedo?
Hey Jet here's some challenge ideas that would go along with the other challenges you've made so far:
-Staring contest challenge
-Who can count the highest challenge
-Who can do the most progress cleaning the room challenge
-Who can convince the most fans to buy balls challenge
-Who can come up with the best lyrics for a Ball Brother concert challenge (each song will be performed live)
when payton left the s3 cell i left with her
freddy might get his head popped by aryeh if he keeps throwing balls at him
>>211858008idk but itโs the only time she acknowledged the OF comments, she ignored the rest of them
>>211858206>when did they do the cell? i feel like he came in like half way through the seasonCell was Day 19. Dumbgay came in like day 11 or 12 and was immediately hit with the triathlon just like Taylor.
>>211858216I wish Jimmy would go in with Luke on something, then Luke and flatten him with his bare hands.
Why is Fred bullying aryey
did anybody keep track of how many fishbergs were distributed in the cell tonight? like 14?
Why does he disassociate with the fishtank now?
>>211858241right wingers talk about pedos meanwhile they were the ones celebrating kai trump's 18th birthday declaring her breedable
I've watched every season practically daily while they were live but this season just isn't doing anything for me. I end up asking myself why I'm even watching when nothing funny or compelling happens. Don't care for the cast, don't care for the challenges, and definitely don't care for the stupid ball gimmick, that shit is unwatchable. Sam isn't even trying, he has no enthusiasm or humor to carry the evenings and hasn't done a single memorable thing this season outside of kicking Freddy
>>211858217Only thing i remember was the fish bit
>>211857862nah i think sam knows he could be better informed and understands aryeh is autistic and spends a lot more time looking into politics
i cant wait till a week from now people realize how much of a fuckin joke freddy is alex b style
>letty
>damiel
>cole
>tj
>summer
>alex b
>simbal
>freddy
>direnc
>jin
not sure who for 10th spot.
>>211858241no she is legal.
>>211858258i guess this season is just fucking with my perception of the normal pacing
>>211858265to get him to leave?
>>211858241no sheโs 22 years old
I love how they loved... but it was never meant to be...
Anyone bother keeping track of challenges? Are they at 15 or so?
>>211858265because he's a scumbag.
What is she thinking about
>>211858213i dont get it. was she staring at him or something?
they planned this very poorly to put this on the sunday
>>211858273If true that would make them not pedos though
>>211858273>Muh pedos>18 year old girlretard
>>211857586>It's Sunday>everyone spent their money>half the fun of fishtank is watching the show fall apartwhere do you get these stats from
>>211858254She said something about it being a troll to make people mad
Idk if I believe that
>>211858291>but it was never meant to be...unless....
>>211858269He's trying to get into the Trump Charlie Kirk circle, Sam too liberal now
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TWIST
>>211858295how Mints has a bigger ass than her
>>211858285season 1 was day 10, and this season has been clearly rehashing it
>>211858282that's already 10 but jon
>>211858298She called him beautiful
>>211858285>i guess this season is just fucking with my perception of the normal pacingThere will be absolutely nothing on the table by day 30, they're moving too fucking fast. S2 was the perfect pacing for this show when you're not doing gimmicks like Famous House 1/2.
>sam just showed up, sat down on his laptop for a few hours and left
>that's it
>and this is after not coming in on a saturday
>>211858269since when? maybe its because he thinks he has a serious chance of working in the white house now.
or because he let burt fuck and doesnt want it getting out
>>211858025maybe one during the pre-bitchtank cell. Balls are too gimmicky are boring, I hate that so much of the audience thinks this shit is still funny.
>>211858295crack. the answer is always crack
I bet Freddy has zero friends that would actually fight for/with him. Junkies are universally hated
>>211858274This is why Sam was in the room all day to make sure jet wont continue staring
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I hate how jewish they made the item stuff, like really 1.5 dollars for a random item? it's not like games where you can show it off all the time what the fuck. At least the stock stuff is a cool way to get fishbux and bet on fish's popularity
>>211858241no it just means you like petite bodies
Crazy day of content huh guys?
>>211858273being attracted to an 18 year old is not pedophilia retard
>>211858295the weed molecules are fighting the crack molecules as we speak
Her legacy has aged like fine wine. She is Fishtank.
>>211857586what site is this? looks interesting.
>>211858248She was the only person worth actually rooting for in season 3.
>>211858322whatever the twist was has probably been scrapped by now. i don't think jet was lying when he said rachel was important to the story of the season, but she was too much to deal with and the fans enjoy the slop anyways so they're just doing a normal shitty season and playing it 100% straight.
>>211858269Wasn't Sam on his show like 4 days ago
>>211858273She was 2 years earlier too, depending on the state
>>211858350freddy is the guy you know from the club who you enjoy talking to and he can be funny, but you really shouldnt be interested in getting to know him as a close friend
>>211858280>burtposter>still mad about alex bmakes sense
>>211858371they had a new one in ange but they kicked her for spedhead retard
>>211858373too bad she was boring as fuck
jet still thinks loud = funny
damn that ai groove went hard
>>211858353>At least the stock stuff is a cool way to get fishbux and bet on fish's popularitykys jet, ur stox are trash. die.
>>211858180what page? shes has like 6 socials
These contestants arenโt very interesting as a whole and I think it has a lot to do with the two retarded guys.
>>211858371she has the perfect facial structure to be typecast as a haggard old grandma in 20 years
my favourite fishtank moment is Alex B crying at the "do the SSI" story and Sam running out of confessional to contain his laughter
>>211858314>where do you get these stats fromhttps://fishtank.observer/ the KF guys are where all the charts, graphs, mpv scripts, and shit comes from. Even flowstreams is KF centric.
angie got her back blown out by sharpestfart
>>211858280i like jokes on my joke show
>>211858388Ugly no
Boring yes
Dyke allegedly
>>211858167it's true s3 cell had the best ending but overall s2 cell was best
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I hated most of season 3, but watching this.. I realize how good we had it.
>>211858371But she put my bibul in da washur
>>211858371Its been apparent forever. She will forever be the face of fishtank no matter what. The true MC. Josie has been an afterthought while Letty has remained in center
>>211858353how much is my worthless shit worth?
Better ideas for challenges?
>1. The Voice of God. A disembodied voice (AI, TTS, or a staff member) whispers conspiracy theories, redpills, schizo-rants, or creepy pasta over the intercom 24/7, and the fish vote on which sounds the most convincingly real
>2. Cringe Karaoke. A looping playlist of the cringiest 2000s YouTube songs (e.g., โChocolate Rainโ, โTunak Tunak Tunโ, โNuma Numaโ) plays, and the contestant must perform them seriously. Failure to commit = punishment.
>3. Based or Cringe Tribunal. Audience sends in takes, memes, or statements. The fish must rate each one as โBasedโ or โCringeโ and justify their decision. Chat judges (mods or viewers) determine if they passed or get punished for being an NPC.
>4. Greentext Reenactment
Fish must physically act out famous greentext stories (like โ>be meโ classics). Costumes and props provided by production. If the performance lacks commitment, viewers can submit punishments.
What ideas do you have?
>>211858432why so mean...
>>211858360yeah thank god they had an off day yesterday
>>211858396Freddy is like the dude you could ask to buy you liquor, when your underage, in 2011
>>211858438This slut is definitely filled with STDs
>>211858438That nasty ass gook ling ling finger banged and had nasty gay ass sex with Binx. Fucking disgusting whore, not kicking Binx for that was stupid
>time for random loud noises for 3 hours
I'm out
>>211858446these are the retards that cry about production
>>211858443you need tokens to sell it because the market has a fee
What do you want to happen to him?
>>211858275I'm almost the same, except I actually care for the cast. I care too much for them, because I'm prone to friendtank delusions.
>>211858411it was instagram tonight
>>211858440I like me a bitch who can look at two different things at the same time
>>211858446this is worse than what we have now somehow
how many hours per day do you think this is entertaining and watchable? maybe 1?
>>211858477become the uncle of my child
>>211858380then what was the twist? what could possibly have been happening with Rachel that was so interesting that everyone needed to tune in?
>>211858279Sam's entire political outlook is based on vibes. Even if he was blantalty wrong about something he'd call it pointless minutia.
>>211858423i-is this real
yikes
>>211858371she wrote the worst mde bit ever and direnc would absolutely destroy her when it comes to women on fishtank
>>211858438HEY IT'S THE TIPPY TOES GUY
how would you square the entertainment-torture dilemma?
>>211857973de_fishtank when
Should we just forgive her arleady?
>>211858011Go rub one out to rachel already you sick fuck
>>211858398truuuuu jet fucking blew it
>>211858477i want him to have an epiphany that the show isnโt working in its current state and he needs to make a lot of changes to make it better because the whole idea of fishtank is incredibly cool and genuinely artistic and it deserves better execution
I feel like this cast just mogs production
Its pretty great
>shows up
>does nothing
>leaves
Is Sam coddled nontent this season?
>>211858467>sam: "don't be a whore and you'll win">binx: fingers a whore with herpes and catches it
>>211858513cs 2 has a bloodgames map
>>211858517/our/ glitterbomb
Is Freddie going to downhill, once the show is over? He's practically homeless and is probably going to stay at Rachel's place after.
>>211858275this is the general consensus
>>211858371yeah i remember how all the viewers, the fish and production hated her guts, and if it was season 4 she would have gotten jumped and eliminated the first weak.
>>211858477genuine personal growth and development
>>211858490That's why on shit like this it's better to just wait for the cucumber feet recap. Time for bed, can't believe I stayed up watching this trash
LOL they kicked Angelina just to keep Daniel in the game
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if people keep buying this shit theyre never going to have to do a real show again
>>211858455is the year 2011 important?
Goldstriker should let Sam Hyde on as a freeloader
>>211858507other tony mogs
>>211858546first weak what?
>>211857816>showed feet>turned daniel into a little bitch>manipulated people with really bad fake crying
>>211858517not till she posts tits
>>211858438I hated all the fake contestants after the famous house reveal.
This show needs more Angie. Best first week out of all seasons, worst second week so far. Really makes you think. They hit the jackpot again with Rachel, Jin and Angie but sent them all in the first week. Jin and Angie were annoying enough to make everyone seethe and be competitive.
Will Seth develop a personality before the show ends?
>open site
>angie isnโt back yet
>close tab
>>211858561Fucked Ellie in the closet :/
>>211858517not until she posts holes
>>211858540Nah his band is gonna blow up after he wins the show
Will I miss anything if I stop watching for the night
>>211858446Good challenges are ones that get the fish to do something, allow for them to interact with each other, and allow for unintended solutions by the fish.
Bad challenges are ones that encourage fish to go to separate rooms, make fish stop talking or interacting (also TTS that stop audience from hearing the fish), make the fish tired for later, have only 1 exact way they can win and they get punished if they can't do it and finally: disrupt fish's natural group dynamics (feuds, love affairs etc)
>>211858410stox are the one good new idea of the season. Fans talked about fish's "stocks" even before they were a thing.
>>211858477the replies to this post are proof that there are no real people watching anymore, just shills and orbiters whove sold their soul
>>211858503True, her piss and fecal tactics would fail on her.
>>211858534she was the one that got fingered
its funny the people defending this crappy no effort season has to shit on S1.
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>>211858566>redlettermedia.png
Nathan seems in it to win it, guys.
>>211858561i knew i recognised him
>>211858597Yeah a lot of cool TTS is gonna come through thatโs super loud so keep watching
>>211858467Sam tried confronting Binx about it but he didn't have hard evidence and it backfired
>>211858528In your opinion what is the idea of fishtank?
Is the house's plumbing fucked again? or are they doing this shit just cuz?
>>211858597in 75 minutes i will be breaking the front door down and reading out a list of demands to the b2 camera
>>211858371She's also in on the grooming and raping so she fits in perfectly with the wiggers. She made things complicated by being passed around though and is now excommunicated unfortunately. At least she managed to make her way into Ice's group.
>even Sam is nontent now
Officially checking out, I'll check in a couple weeks to see if there was ever actually a twist.
this is like, week 4 wiggers are running on fumes vibes. can't believe they're doing the cell this early
>>211858632he looked like such a faggot then lol
>Ay yo jet where's da 500 clams ya owe us? Don't make me get Nana throw a curse on ya. ya fanook
whether the viewership is real or fake, it's going down. the counter definitely would have hit 20k if the cell happened a week ago.
Freeloader Angie would be pure kino
>>211858584LOL this nigga edited himself into a fishtank screenshot
Kys faggot
>>211858640drench cultural appropriation
Freddy is the only remotely remarkable contestant left
>>211858611The only good fishtank seasons were 1 and 2 it's not even debatable
>>211858685I have hopes for direnc
drench aryeh and freddy are carrying this season HARD!!!!
>>211858696Season 1 died with Jon
https://youtu.be/-xo1lWpcbRI?&t=4448
>you guys are always welcome back at the office, even if its awkward.
what did chris mean by this?
>>211858612Angie>Cole>Mizzy+Binx+Payton+Ellie+Seth
all I can say for now is that its supposed to be bad. youโll understand when the twist happens this week.
>>211858664youtube is the best metric. over 3k viewers right now, I'd guess maybe 10k total
>>211858656you can't believe something theyve done already?
>>211858423He's coping on stream about her ghosting him this very moment.
>>211858702They donโt make my dick hard though. This is a serious problem
>>211858417There will never be a funnier fish. I laughed so hard the night he first started getting those wild Randy ttsโ about raping his monkeys.
>>211858697>hey ellie you should throw away the full ride tuition your dad will happily pay for and...uh...just not do that or something
>>211858725I could throw AB off a cliff and feel absolutely nothing
Milk Couch is a dumb name for a band.
>>211858664>whether the viewership is real or fake, it's going down.Its fake, when director cam was turned off there was like 3k viewers on it for the next 8-10 hours. The site has never had 1:1 logged in to camera viewers. Their
>>2118586962 was actually the worst season and anybody who watched it live could tell you how hated large parts of it were. Like these generals would disappear and not be around for hours or even almost a full day.
>>211858725and they even got a fuckin bed in there
>>211858730a hip hop beat tts came through when i opened this
>Slip inside the eye of your mind
>>211858633seeing how 8-12 strangers who arenโt conventionally well adjusted adapt to living in a completely surveilled house with weird, surreal, and funny things happening to them while they test their emotional and physical endurance
drench freddy will be last 2 in cell as well as last 2 on the show
>>211858722kill yourself ugly faggot
miss this little slut like you wouldnโt believe
>>211858747Both of her parents are homeless meth addicts
>lost 10000 posts per day by eliminating angie
great work wiggers
when was jet going to fit in good content?
how do i leave a clan i dont even remember joining one and im sick of getting grenaded
>>211858722Oh okay thanks for letting me know! Iโll stop watching and just come back when that happens
>>211858725its funny this felt like the avengers cast and S4 just feels like a room of freeloaders
>>211858765literally everyone is saying this
>>211858685I like freddy and drench but i still dont care about them in anyway
damn nigga i didn't know you like to get wet
>>211858754there were so many stretches of multiple days where absolutely nothing happened. it was the fucking worst
Bloodgames > S1 > S3 famous house > S2 > S3 post fishtank reveal > Bitchtank
>>211858754>anybodyshut da fuck up
>>211858768Good, this general deserves to die.
>jet leaves
>fish can interact on their own
>immediately more interesting to watch
This has been pretty boring and it's kept us from seeing Ellie do nothing at full cuteness potential. Making a bad showing, Jet.
just turn tts off its so dogshit
>>211858752And bretniey is a dumb stage name for a brat pop artist
>>211858790Finally someone who appreciates bwudgames
>>211858754>In my mind, it was real
>>211858777no it didn't. sylvia was nontent, only simps have ever enjoyed josie's presence. nina was basically hated by 80% of viewers at that point. i'll give you jon.
>>211858790real rankings
S2 > S3 > S1 > Bitchtank > Bloodgames
wish I could hear whatever autistic bullshit aryeh's saying right now
>>211858754>2 was actually the worst seasonS2 was the best it will ever be.
>>211858443you need a few tokens
lil majok and the fishbucks dvd set sell for a lot
>>211858632>>211858657Daily reminder that Binx made her haters seethe so hard they were induced into a mass psychosis believing that she told Ling Ling about Fishtank
>>211858754Even as a lover of season 2 this is a fact. THe lows of the season were abysmal and I would routinely have to refresh on the catalogue for the general during draughts. I care not for angie simp tears, I've seen what they cheer for.
>>211858714fishtank seems to be its own thing where they work on their own terms instead of working out of the industrial office they used to do streams out of, maybe it's just weird if they go back now after establishing that
>>211858804tts is ok, its the ai sfx that is pure slop
>>211858807this is me whenever I'm in flushing (i'm white)
Don't make a new thread.
Fuck the wiggers.
S1 was the worst season, btw.
>>211858754remember when production told all the fish to go to bed early and then all they did was come upstairs to drink at the bar? lmao. celebrating a bad season? on camera?
>>2118587542 was straight ass. it was infuriating. at least with this season its been clear they did not give a shit from day 1
>>211858833AI SFX is the worst thing they ever added. There's 1 hit for every 10000 audience torture earrape.
>>211858833just constant ear rape cant even look to see whats happening every 10 min
holy shit i haven't played this in years
they got fed 3 lego sets and dont even bother wanting to build them
especially the two autists in the room
>>211858754People who only watched recaps and highlights loved S2
People who watched the livestream hated it
Hey guys can you leave my bf Jet alone? Heโs trying really really hard and itโs putting a huge strain on our relationship
- Love,
Sam ;)
>>211858754Yeah the house was cool but it was dogshit.
>>211858730yo why dis wop kinda smoove wit it
>>211858823and sam believed the tweets about it
lmao
The most entertaining thing Sam Hyde has ever been attached to is the mass shooter meme so it's no surprise this blows.
>>211858866i no lifed and it was a saga. fuck you.
>>211858754There was WAY more screeching about NO MORE FANS and there being too much downtime when S2 was live
>>211858768imagine doing 4 seasons of a โreality showโ and still not understanding how important certain personalities and the dynamics of people you cast are
>>211858790S3 famous house > S2 week 1 > Bitchtank = S1 > S2 post week1 > S3 post reveal > S3 2 days before RV when literally nothing happened > S3 RV
Bloodgames is too different.
Why didn't they vote out Simbal?
>>211858893>>211858817>>211858790S1 > S3 famous house > S2 > cryokeen on streamstars > Bitchtank > Bloodgames > S3 post fishtank reveal > the cell steam > streamstars > pow tank
>>211858714Grim and fucked
watch freddie cheat at paper football
When did Sam stop being funny?
>>211858790bitchtank is a cult classic
>>211858790Famous House > who cares
>>211858909After he crashed his dad's car. Giving his friend braindamage was peak.
>>211858909after wp got cancelled, something died in him after that
>>211858864daniel couldn't build anything with them even when there was money up for grabs
>>211858823His head is so fucking big
>>211858892imagine not understanding that they need shit to do for them to create the natural conflicts that create enough interest for people to watch.
its insane how paypig simps feed them money just to keep underage looking girls on a live stream 24/7
idk how anyone with money is still amused by tts'ing bad words
>>211858909when trump was elected the first time
>>211858768Yeah those 10000 daily posts were the lowest quality posts imaginable. Shitty screenshots of an ugly whore. Annoying simps that need to kill themselves. People debating about how bad her BPD is, how pedobaity she is, how annoying sharpfart is. It was horrible. The only good thing to come from her was the bubby monster playroom jokes.
Threads would be better if the remaining angie simps left along with all the ellie simps.
>>211858966his meltdown on hyde wars after trump started bombing the first time was pretty funny though
>>211858714holy shit they are dumb as fuck
>>211858909the fallout with chuck probably.
>>211858754nah its still the best, way more action than s1. the lows were never as bad as s1 lows
>>211858909all guys who get religious sorta lose their sense of humor, they start drawing lines for themselves constantly. probablymore so in sams case. he was better off being full throttle kaufman
>CENSOR ALL 666 TTSwhat a fucking faggot man
>>211858909when jay dyer pozzed his godhole
>>211858754S2 is the worst because it had the most potential but it was all squandered.
>>211857636Making the candy challenge multi-day brought out a savagery I've never seen in reality TV. Direnc literally weaponizing autism against Angelina while screaming "YOU'RE FUCKING GOING HOME, CUNT!" as she's bawling was downright Satanic.
>>211859078The funniest guy I know is a Deacon. But he doesn't seek to offend people because he doesn't hate people.
>>211859329sam was a big of a wildcard back then but he's taking more of a stand on something and is hateful. Not saying sam is 'wrong' or whatever but I think he feels like the issues the country/world has today are a more important than making people laugh, making him lean the other way