>BIG SWINGIN' DICKS

Dick status?

He's kinda hot desu

>>211858523
where are the shards of carbon fibre and acrylic?
also there were 2 jeets aboard, so there would be a lot of shit mixed in

>>211858618
approximately 1400 degrees celsius at the moment of implosion, in fact

Imagine 3 years after the fact still being infatuated with this accident.

It's almost like you are a complete idiot infatuated with glob homo ideas.

>>211858874
>accident
It was a suicide and Stockton knew exactly what he was doing.

>>211858874
this shit was 3 years ago? what the fuck

>>211858874
>>211858999
this. he was told a year earlier the hull was fucked.
also incompetence all round with the transponder immediately stopped working and the team on the surface were like "lets give it a few hours" lmao

Real men test in production

>>211858618
his college pic is peak trust fund frat football bozo

>>211858874
A documentary just came out on Netflix, this thread is likely a result. It's pretty interesting all around. Stockton was a rich boy who wanted to build some Sealab tier shit and got crushed by his own arrogance. The sub probably would've been fine operating a few hundred meters down but he had to push it for 4k+ to draw in the titanic autismbux.

What was his last words to the poor people he brought into this trainwreck when everything was about to collapse?

>>211862184
>NO REFUND

>>211862184
he was probably in the middle of his spiel about how they don't panic when alarms go off, and to take things slow

>>211862184
>Oh yeah? Well I say it's MY submarine you faggot, and that means I'M the one who gets to hold the controlle-

>>211862184
>I hate jeets

>>211858874
I could swear it was last year

>>211862184
He was calling somebody on COD the N word but he got hacked and they bricked his whole console.

his haters are just jealous they're gonna die like retarded normies instead of riding around in a carbon fibre adventure sub

>>211862786
So jealous im gonna die in a hospital from cancer or some shit and not at the bottom of the ocean from hubris and incompetence.

This sorry is just another example of a rich pampered idiot that has inherited so much money he can do whatever he wants and no one can tell him no. without rich parents this guy would have been a car salesman.

>>211862184

*POP*

>>211862184
OH N-

>>211862184
>"press X to discon-----"

>>211863473

>>211863619
>I feel like I would’ve survived the sub accident

>This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would’ve left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly.

>In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would’ve been different.

>>211862184
>a wreck on in my ocean?
>we gaaaaan!

>>211858185 (OP)
>uses logitech f710 bluetooth controller to steer his vessels
>had the same controller but always had connectivity issues
>shouldve switched to superior f310 with a cord

>>211863780
Thats dumb. What if thr cord got wet?

>>211858185 (OP)
The Oceangate Cretin

>>211863796
use silicon to make it waterproof dummy

>>211863473
>tfw you die getting compressed into a mushy turd and then expelled out of a steel anus

>>211863837
Just like my birth. Crazy how life works out...