What was the last film you saw and what did you think of it?

>>211860447 (OP)
The Keep: finished. It sucked
The Prophecy: couldn't finish. It sucked.

>>211860447 (OP)
I cant remember, and evidently not much.

>>211860447 (OP)
21 Jump Street. It was funny.

>>211860447 (OP)
The Big Chill (1983) I watched it in the summer of 2023. It was okay, very Jewish though.

Before that, Let Him Go (2020) in December of 2020. It was good. The ending sucked though.

And before that Manchester by the Sea (2016). Watched that in January 2019. Fantastic movie.

Class Action Park, documentary about Action Park. Fun, with how retarded all the attractions were, though it got darker once it talked about the deaths at the park.

>>211860447 (OP)

I can't recall, modern hollywood is so bad calling it slop is an insult to slop.

The guns of Batasi. Richard Attenborough is great.

Jaws. It was on TV today. Was awesome as always.

>>211863162
>person looks...like person!
this is the least interesting thing to point out

ex machina

pretty cool
wish they gave the robot huge booba

Margin Call (2011)

Absolutely kino and Tuldpilled

>>211860447 (OP)
Don't know who that whore is. But to answer the question:

The last thing I saw in theater was Deadpool and Wolverine. The last thing I watched in general was a rewatch of the Star Wars OT. And I guess the last original thing I saw was the Solo movie before that.

>>211860447 (OP)
Bohachi Bushido: Code of the Forgotten Eight

>>211863162
Young Lana Rhoades was peak. Too bad she's bogged now.

>>211860447 (OP)
In theater? Fellowship of the Ring. Haven't paid to watch any movies at the cinema since then. Sometimes I'll watch pirated newer movies on my laptop but I have never finished watching them from start to finish.

>>211863884
based Eigakan viewer

>Cube 2: Hypercube
Dogshit. Should've remembered as much and not bothered with it between 1 and 3.

>>211860447 (OP)
28 years later. I enjoyed it, tense, scary and disturbing with a nice twist and a cliffhanger ending.

>>211863911

>>211860447 (OP)
I don't watch movies.

>>211860447 (OP)
Late Night with the Devil
The late night premise was executed pretty well, but the scares all came off as goofy. The only one i really liked was when the medium picks up the demon at the start. Wish they had kept it more subtle instead of jumping immediately to black cartoon vomit.
I liked the characters though. The skeptic guy trying to worship the demon was funny.

>>211860447 (OP)
Superman II, loved it

>>211865315
>buccal fat removal

I look away.

>>211860447 (OP)
Daniela Melchior would be a great Wonder woman

A Place beyond the Pines
enjoyed it enough for the first hour or so, after Gosling and the cop do the thing, then it goes on to show the cop being the main character, does the thing to his cop bros, then it went downhill with the other character arc at the end 3rd of the film. i could really do without all the race mixing and muhh family shit, like bro cmon. still pretty decent/10, very easy to guess what is going to happen next with the plot

>>211860447 (OP)
Nosferatu (2024). Not exactly mind blowing but I liked it, great cinematography, and as a Dracula fan in all his forms it was a treat to see such an evil, scary, disturbing version of him. Also got me to finally play Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, which I really enjoyed, and introduced me to a really cool and fun RPG setting with very interesting vampire lore.

>>211865315
Luckily Daniela has avoided that shit

I just watched "The Good The Bad and The Ugly" for the first time, finishing the whole trilogy. I enjoyed it a lot.

I've never been a movie guy so I'm catching up on classics.

What should I watch next? Any recommendations you give me I've probably never watched, except for Tarantino movies, those I watched recently for the first time and enjoyed them. Haven't seen his last one though.

>>211866000
If you enjoyed the Dollars trilogy then you ought to watch Once Upon a Time in the West, Leone's later spaghetti western. It's darker in tone than the Dollars films, and even longer than The Good The Bad and the Ugly.

the andromeda strain, loved the movie but only thing I could think was why they hire an epileptic bitch when they know they have flashing red lights, like they so smart they had her in there, she blanked out when the culture showed no growth, like that could have saved them a ton of time you know what I mean?

>>211866175
Ok, I'll watch it, thanks for the rec.

>>211860447 (OP)
that statham movie, after beekeeper, it was mid at best. decent action but everything else was kinda shit

>>211860447 (OP)
>What was the last film you saw and what did you think of it?

It was ok.

>>211865900
It was quite refreshing to have the Count just be a disgusting, evil freak with zero redeeming qualities. He doesn't even bother pretending to be polite at first in this one and is immediately arrogant and abrasive, before he's even done any vampire stuff.

Even just restricting comparisons to Nosferatu films, Orlok in the 1922 film is more like a starving animal, in 1979 he's a pathetic wretch, and even in Shadow of the Vampire he's somewhere in between those two. A completely unsympathetic version, like the Stoker novel's Dracula, is rare.

>>211865271
thx dude, going to see it tomorrow

>>211860447 (OP)
Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning.
It was good but not great. There was way too much exposition and repetitive conversations about THE ENTITY and MADAM PRESIDENT. The action set pieces were excellent (especially the submarine one) but not as good as Fallout or Ghost Protocol.

>>211866668
>off by two
>>211866666

>>211860447 (OP)

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

Silly; but fun retro scifi serial plot with neat retro 1930s scifi aesthetic. Baffling use of blurry sepia film filter and weirdo lighting makes the whole film look like trash. I guess maybe the film filter is there to cover up the limitations of the early 2000s CGI; but it ruins the film none the less. Very low energy performances from all the actors as well. It doesn't seem like any of them really gave a damn.

5 out of 10. I like the concept and the art design of the robots and airplanes and what not; but its executed poorly. Still watchable.

>>211865964
Green, for lack of a better word, is good.

>>211860447 (OP)
Tummy Kino (2025)

>>211860447 (OP)
>tanline
NICE

>>211860447 (OP)

I'm watching Once Upon a Time in America right now. I'll give a review when I'm done; but 2 and a half hours into 4 hours I'm kind of disappointed. Its needlessly slow paced, there are plenty of scenes that could be cut and its surprisingly bawdy. The amount of sex in this movie wasn't something I expected.

>>211860447 (OP)
Dungeons and Dragons. Very fun. Shame the language was a bit blue as the kids would love it

>>211860447 (OP)
Dandy - 329
It was ok.

>>211860447 (OP)
>28 Days Later
Went into it just knowing it was a zombie movie. Pretty alright for what it was, nothing mind-blowing after the wave of zombie media, and the budget clearly wasn't the biggest, but it was well-made.
Going by the fact they made two sequels I assume that the somewhat happy ending the movie implies with the zombies starving to death isn't gonna happen
Are the sequels worth checking out?

>>211868708

Finished Once Upon a Time in America.

I liked all of Sergio Leone's westerns much more than this one. The cinematography is great as one would expect, the story is solid, production values are great; but the pacing is so indulgently slow that I found it to be genuinely boring. The film is 4 hours long and an hour of indulgently long shots with no dialogue could have easily been edited out of it. My other issue is that I didn't really like any of the characters even though I really like some of the actors in the film (James Woods, Robert Deniro, Joe Pesci) that made it even more of a slog to get through. The characters are all scummy pieces of shit, which is fine; but Leone seems intent on trying to make me sympathize with them and I never did. The framing device of Deniro as an old man looking back on his life is a great idea and works really well. Indeed old man Deniro looking back on his life is a sympathetic character; but the life he's looking back on is the life of an asshole. James Woods character is much more interesting; but Deniro's character hogs the spotlight. I also found the film exceedingly bawdy with all the weirdo sex it throws in there (teenagers fucking, teenage prostitution, fucking a prostitute in the back of a herse, consensually raping a woman who wants it during a robbery, and forcibly raping a woman in the back of a limo while the driver sits up front in an uncomfortably long scene). Its excessive and it gets into the territory of being uncomfortable. It does have a really fantastic plot twist for the ending so I'm glad I didn't give up on the film; but I wish Leone had gotten to the fucking point in under 4 hours.

7 out of 10. Its a weird film, it reminds me of some of Altman's or Tarkovski's movies where I simultaneously liked them while being bored to tears through parts of them. I feel like its a really good 2 and a half hour movie buried inside of a bloated 4 hour slog.

>>211860447 (OP)
Incendies
After i saw it i just wanted to punch every woman i saw in the vagina.

>>211866175
HE IS THE NIGGA WITH THE HARM....ACK

>>211870271
the ost is beautiful

https://youtu.be/e-zXEW0r8ns?si=cf2tfBg4ij-MEYTZ

>>211870271
>>211870375
>the ost is beautiful

It does have a very nice theme. I think that may be part of what lead Leone to hang on some of the shots so long. You can throw that beautiful theme on behind a nice shot and it works really well. If Leone had done that a few times throughout the film I would have appreciated it. But he hangs on shots, even mediocre shots for like 30 seconds while the theme plays throughout the film and eventually I just got sick of it.

>>211860447 (OP)
Cobra

80s action slop

>>211860447 (OP)
The Phoenician Scheme, Benicio del Toro so it's going to be a baddy point of view, stopped half way when Scarlett Johansson appeared because the pretentious garb was getting a bit much. But I'll get back to it, I love my Wes Anderson movies.

>>211871016
[Fast talking narrator] The anon smiled to himself as he typed the post, pressing enter, he sat back and admired the post.
[Long panning shot of the ritzy room that drifts into another opulent room through the wall, making it obvious it's a set]
[wealthy dressed up woman is seated on expensive chair, she looks up with her eyes at anon in the other room]
[Fast talking female narrator] She wasn't sure if she should do the quip or be quirky, so she did both.

>>211870302
you were in the vagina?

>>211871321
no idiot, punch every woman i saw around in the streets, and punch them in the vagina

>>211870781
Giga Based.

Eastern Promises. Good but kind of sentimental and rote. No chemistry between Watts and Viggo but good performances

>>211870781
>Cobra

Yeah, I was disappointed by this one. It looks like it should be fun. 1980s action, Sly Stallone, hot rods, big guns. Lots of things that I like; but in practice its surprisingly dull.

>>211866000
>>211866175

Duck You Sucka AKA A Fistful of Dynamite, is also fun.

>>211860447 (OP)
Fatherland (1994)

Nice uniforms
I watched it years ago, found the book in a thrift store and read that before giving it a rewatch. Got piss drunk so I had to do two sittings, I get why they skipped over the switzerland scene, but the ending in the book was so much better.

>>211860447 (OP)
She should cut the poor dog claws jesus hell.

>>211871649
Also dont forget about The great silence

>>211870736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp420cZZ0c4
And why not? Make a scene fit this magnificent sound? Its only pros it really added to atmosphere of this movies.

>>211860447 (OP)
Memories of Murder, it's easily BJH's best

A Fish Called Wanda. Kino!

>>211872571
>And why not?

Because it gets excessive. Its a good tool; but its a tool you can use too much.

I don't need a minute long shot of Deniro smoking an opium pipe.

>>211860447 (OP)
code 8
a bit lame, could have been 1 episode of a TV series
>T0NG 2

>>211871600
there's not much to it. stallone didn't have many good films outside of rocky and rambo, perhaps just wasn't offered decent stuff.

>>211872395
can't cut sausage dog claws much as the nerves are hard to see and close to the end. vets will tell you the same, aids ridden faggot

Kill Bill 2. Just as great and epic as the other times I've watched it. It's just so fuKKKing kino, even if Tarantino's obviously a niche vulture copypaster.

>>211860447 (OP)
The Enemy Below with Robert Mitchum, that shit was awesome.

>>211860447 (OP)
The Master with Phillip Seymour Hoffman, it was excellent. 9/10 but need to rewatch it to cement the number

>>211860447 (OP)
Postal The Movie
I was hoping it would be more insane and bloody, instead I got a stoner-ish comedy with bad Family Guy jokes and maybe a couple actually funny ones.

>>211871649
AKA Once Upon a Time in the Revolution

>>211860447 (OP)
Megalopolis
I can't say I love it but it was refreshing to watch

>>211865964
she got a boob job, though

>>211876764
Again, the comparison point is Lana Rhoades

>>211876791
>comparing his waifu to a washed up ex-pornstar
sad!

>>211877750
Are you stupid?

28years later
I think it's textbook Danny Boyle in the sense that it's very British and it's not my cuppa tea
I'm not a fan of the depression meanderings to seemingly random themes and dilemmas
And I'm not a fan of the way certain imagery is depicted, namely that it is exceptionally rigid and exact in how it wants us to interpret scenes
>Muh feudal English allegory
Also sometimes I think the director displayed so little faith so as to spell some shit out

>>211860447 (OP)
Last movie I saw was Get Shorty. It's a fine crime movie (the sequel not so much), slightly masturbatory (like every Hollywood movie about Hollywood)
Latest movie I saw was The Monkey. Super fun horror-comedy.

>>211877750
The person bringing up the comparison is >>211863162

>>211866728

> Very low energy performances from all the actors as well

Every scene was shot in a way that didn’t need to actors in the same room if I remember. That or it was so planned out because of the special effects that it was hard for the actors to emote. Either way kind of the first movie to do what it did. Doesn’t make it better, but it is impressive.

>>211866728
I imagine this film looks like absolute ass today, it didn't really look very nice even on release. Way too soon to be trying to do the "all CG except for the actors" film.

>>211860447 (OP)
rewatched bubble boy the other night, completely forgot about the "500 dolla" bit and laughed like an idiot when it happened

damn good stuff

>>211860447 (OP)
>panty tanline

>>211860447 (OP)
The Eagle Has Landed. I liked it

6 Day Bike Rider (1934) and Trafic (1971). Watched 'em back to back on TV, accidentally resulting in a "Comedians on Wheels" double feature. Both have lots of unfunny improbable sight gags. Also cute leading ladies who can't act or get enough close-ups. Joe E. Brown's character is as egotistical and unlikable as any modern comic. Jacques Tati's is a bland cipher. Interesting mainly to see how much -- and how little -- sight gag comedy had changed in fifty years.

>>211860447 (OP)
I just watches the first two Columbo TV movies and they were pretty good! Got the entire first season on DVD from my library. It's overdue

>Incendies
The bitch could've just taken everything to the grave

black bag (2025)

it was boring
basically just "some stuff happened: the movie"

I just watched Mickey 17

it was complete trash, skip it

Barbarian. 6/10
A little heavy handed with the feminism

>>211860447 (OP)
The Cleaner. It was fine. I like Daisy Ridley and the main villain was well acted. The fight choreography was good. There's an autistic character and surprisingly not a lot of grrrl boss dialogue

>>211860447 (OP)
Graveyard of Honour. If happiness writes white, so does total depravity.

>>211860447 (OP)
Saw Entrapment (1999) last week. It was pretty good.

>>211866230
rewatch it, they mention she lied/omitted disclosing it

The Creator - meh

>>211860447 (OP)
>The Prestige
I liked it up until it turned into a science fiction

It was Ghostbusters and it was as good as ever.

>>211885640
He used a double.

>>211866728
>>211878173
>>211878374

The CGI actually holds up pretty well. The robots and planes and animals all look fairly convincing. They're rather simple models in most cases because they're retro scifi designs.

The real detractor for me is that all the scenes have this weird sepia bloom and blur effect applied to them. So the actors and the backgrounds all look muddled. Again maybe necessary to cover up the limitations of the CGI and the green screen; but it makes the film look like ass when it doesn't need to.

The last movie at the theater I saw was The Many Saints of Newark.I enjoyed it completely.

The last movie I saw at home was Hostiles. It was well acted, but just once I would like to see the Indians have PTSD and not be the ones giving forgiveness and wisdom to the white man.

>>211860447 (OP)
Fargo
Its good

>>211860447 (OP)
Picrel. It was ok. I have a new rule where I only watch chikino or movies made before 2007 and it's working out really well.

>>211860447 (OP)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt23157384/?ref_=ext_shr

I watched this tonight. Was a fun and original movie. I thought it was going to be mediocre and forgettable but it was actually weird and good.