Thread 211862500 - /tv/ [Archived: 1072 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:33:35 AM No.211862500

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Cast it.

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:35:04 AM No.211862529

>>211862500 (OP)
Unless it discusses the penile prognosis on page 1 it's not worth a read

Replies: >>211863119 >>211874015

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:41:57 AM No.211862736

Orlando Bloom as his penis since both got no presence

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:45:59 AM No.211862833

Tra-la-la telegram?

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:46:31 AM No.211862849

penis

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:47:07 AM No.211862870

Jerry Renner as
The Man With No Penis

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:47:49 AM No.211862896

>>211862500 (OP)
Dingus among us?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:50:29 AM No.211862982

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>>211862500 (OP)
Jack Black as Renner.
Jonah Hill as Renner's smashed-to-bit penis.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:53:47 AM No.211863098

>>211862500 (OP)
Zendaya as Jeremy Renner

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:54:16 AM No.211863119

renner

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>>211862529

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 8:59:42 AM No.211863316

penological papyrus?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 9:18:31 AM No.211863896

hunter schafer (post op)

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:06:45 AM No.211865345

>>211862500 (OP)
>The gripping and inspiring story of acclaimed actor Jeremy Renner’s near-fatal accident, and what he learned about inner strength, endurance and hope as he overcame insurmountable odds to recover, one breath at a time.
How is this even enough content to fill a book?
>I fell off my tractor thing and got dinged up
I guess every farmer and back hoe driver in America should write a book now

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:08:18 AM No.211865391

Tom Cruise searches the world for....you guessed it

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:08:31 AM No.211865402

>>211862500 (OP)
dick status?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:08:54 AM No.211865411

>>211862500 (OP)
It fell off

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:48:21 AM No.211866429

Mr. Renner can you sign my book and write in "Dick status"?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 10:49:36 AM No.211866460

>>211862500 (OP)
Man that plow messed his face up something bad

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 12:08:56 PM No.211868135

LOST UNIT

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>>211866460
yeah, the face

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 12:39:41 PM No.211868662

no_comment

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>>211868135

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 3:04:38 PM No.211871370

>>211862500 (OP)
Now that the dust has settled, did he actually?

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 3:07:51 PM No.211871456

>>211871370
Lose the penis? Sadly we may never know

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 3:15:16 PM No.211871623

>>211862500 (OP)
This is not an audiobook to listen to at work, unless you want to sit at your desk and sob like I did. The actual audio from the 911 call is played between Renner telling his story (in excruciating detail), and it’s all so brutal and heart wrenching. I can’t fathom the agony and fear that he went through on that January day. To say this man is a super hero is an understatement. He handled his accident with so much grace and strength. He is tenacity personified, and I have so much respect and admiration for him and his journey.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 3:21:45 PM No.211871768

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My wifi is slow and this is the best I could shart out

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 3:25:29 PM No.211871858

If you lost your dick in an accident would you go on living? Let’s say you lose both your legs but keep your dick?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 4:46:50 PM No.211873813

dong in the wrong?

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 4:54:58 PM No.211874015

>>211862529
The book is dedicated to little Jeremy. Make of that what you will

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 4:59:42 PM No.211874146

This tragic accident has a silver lining: without the weight of his dong and possibly even balls holding his pelvic area down, he can perform even more incredible splits and stunts for Hawkeye.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:02:16 PM No.211874213

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>computer, I'm gonna need a detailed ding-dong data-dump

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:11:46 PM No.211874438

>>211871768
For a second I thought you said your wife was slow and imagined someone hastily throwing together a renner dick meme in gpt before going to assist his disabled spouse.

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:15:53 PM No.211874544

>>211862500 (OP)
Hunter Schafer

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:19:34 PM No.211874650