RIP BAM edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The CELL is NOW - 40 mini-challenges
-- Always remove the gofile link
-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreen™!
-- Jet is currently casting freeloaders
-- Aryeh said he wants to do gay porn, and he would suck a dick for 200K
-- Ellie is worried about alienating her "black and trans friends." Jet told her not to go to college
-- The Wrench says she doesn't want to stream after this or "capitalize on fame" at all, that she is an introvert in real life and this is her "first holiday in 10 years"
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>>211860336
Anteater
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hey wiggers, i wouldn't let a glass bottle chill in there just sayin
Daniel shaped like a gay monkey
freddy and direnc are what vance and letty thought they were
There is no greater pleasure in the world than a little bit of your head hair slipping into your ear hole, and then slowly and gently pulling it out as it tickles the inside of your ear.
>You can see piss and milk splattered on the walls and doors in the nightvision cam
jesus lol
jonjak
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Uhhhh I can drum too guys
>>211863016it's so hard to break that bottle, I've tried
Daniel and Seth do anything challenge (impossible)
>>211863038>earphones push hair into your ear canal>get to peel it out after you take out the phones
>what awe we gonna do without his cooking
Freddie is interrupting all possibility of Ellie talking more about pissing, so I hate him
>Aryeh: I'm starting to like him again honestly
kek, it honestly feels like Aryeh is somehow in the house but experiencing it in 3rd person as a viewer.
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Freddy bails out the boring uncreative wiggers edition
>Cuckleaks' bake
It's over.
>>211863078Asking the real questions.
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS IS BACK
>>211863075that’s the good shit
All the mutes in the house planning to get the big content producer out of the house.
>Production lets this happen
It would be maddening.
>>211863083dude was just calling a groper 20 minutes ago
sometimes i feel like he cant be real person
I actually hate Seth. He’s aggressively nontent. Such a useless waste of space.
Just went back and watched the full melty that drench had
It's unreal that anyone likes her
She is the very definition of dishes it out and cant take it
I fucking detest her
Freddy won't even throw the paprika grenade for $800, he doesn't care.
a tribunal should be held for jet and maejok in which they are judged for the crime of cucking spice content
>>211864274Paprika doesn't smell like anything it wouldn't do anything
>>211864274that's because maejok showed up to threaten him when he floated the idea
only real nigga in the tank
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>>211864298It would be like pepper spraying the whole room. Airborne.
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the world is a vampire
daniel leaving while freddy continues to make a spice bomb lol
>Hey Freddy, pack your stuff. Your replacement is here.
The retards are 70% too retarded this season
>>211864316He'll throw it... after these messages!
>content FINALLY starts happening
>Jet actively tries to ruin it
Why is he like this?
>>211863740yeah, i hope he actually kills himself when he gets off the show. not sure if tts's are being filtered but i don't think he's internalizing the latent hostility of the audience to an appropriate degree. i want him to feel in danger
>>211864316most neptunian screenshot of the season
>>211864264You just hate he because she's a woman
wonder if sam saying this is s4's "first" cell challenge was a misspeak
>>211864316Angie and Jin would fit so well here...if only.....
uhhhhhhhhhh are you guys seriously about to do something without permission
>>211863214Can you retarded kiwitroons give it a rest?
They're doing nothing because they have to constantly interact with exhausting wiggers in fellow cast and TTS
You'd be amazed what they might get up to once the most wiggers contestants like Rachel, Freddy and Direnc leave
>>211864341Spite, he hates the ftl anons enough to sabotage his own show
>>211864341>advancing culture
Why did dan leave? Is he just a loser?
Is it a coincidence the best contestants (Freddy, Alex B, Cole, Jin) all called production out for their bullshit?
>>211864325Lynchian screenshot
>jet's golem immediately showing up to stop anything from happening
grim
>>211864354No. It's definitely because she's a cunt
Jet needs to get BossmanJack in the tank
>>211864354she literally started crying that freddy was a woman beater and he believes the allegations cause he touched her jokingly
Daniel is fucking retarded
>>211864356jin prob would have left with freddy and helped shit on them, hes too smart to stay in here
>>211864355season 1 had two cells
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>>211864325what is all this shit anyway. vapes?
>>211864349this is cracking me up lol
>>211864355S4's final challenge might be similar to S1's final
>>211864341Having content is bad for business
Farming TTS and balls is much easier
these wiggers have nothing planned. it's completely up to Freddy to produce the show at this point. what, you retards can't buy a bag of crickets or something? spend all your money on plastic balls? hate these wiggers like you wouldn't believe
>>211864364You guys had better not be doing what we told Freddy to do with you
>>211864385ellie and direnc and gave him fishbucks
but then ben took 2 away?
are they not allowed to do that?
>>211864385direnc and ellie gave him 2 fishbucks
>>211864264the conflict she brings makes it more interesting, fuck off
>>211864364The Whale (2022)
>>211864394many are saying this
>>211864391>>211864389Those are very female reasons to hate her.
>>211864386cole and jin are fucking NONTENT compared to the other two
>Fan favorite contestant who spread joy, Jin (Djinn), mysteriously booted from the show
>Djinn replaced by a different contestant that worships gore and brings no joy, named Stan (Satan).
Why are you still watching this shit?
>Freddy leaves and looks like a chad
>Daniel leaves and looks like a pussy bitch
>>211864354you look like aryeh
>>211864401is that not literally pocky on top?
>>211864385Yes
>>211864415And? Does that mean I'm not allowed to hate her behavior?
Shut the fuck up cuckhold
>>211864401those are my yugioh cards
>>211864386no, they all have thin skin and can't live with their actions, it'd be different if it was because they worried their past would get the show canned which isn't likely
>>211864424i will be really surprised if he bothers to do anything else but mope around
>daniel does nothing
>quits
I feel bad for him tbqh. why did they put a man that's actually retarded on the show?
Why do they keep stealing fishbucks, these jews
>>211864349Oscar definitely is, that's why he's hiding in the trash can like his namesake
>>211864413Yes they made up a new rule but at least none get tossed back to the room for dwrench.
what did daniel do for his last hour in the cell?
Angie would be splashing in the piss if she was there
ariya is literally hedonism bot right now
i wish i had a friend like drench
>>211864413If you leave the cell you lose half the ones you earned there
>>211864415not when she fucks with everyone, says "ITS JUST A GAYM BRO", and when people fuck with her she goes nuts
faggot cuckold do-nothing raped retreating back to the cuck cave
can they add a "kill daniel with hammers" fishtoy so i have something to spend money on
>>211864373>for staff the joke is on the fans>for viewers part of the fun is seeing the show fall apart>you are part of the joke>I stay winning>you stay seething
ben threw their fishbucks back in the room
these fucking pussies in the cell are making deals because they're too scared to get each other out
>>211864439probably the smartest thing hes done
>Ben: Are you girls trying to game the system?
>Also Ben: Hey Freddy do ANYTHING to get people to leave
>>211864425letty is unironically stronger than drench she started crying the second freddy touched her
>>211864456She's a good woman
reminder Fishtank Live is a christian show
Daniel left and I didn't even notice.
>>211864463Oh god someone should bedsnatch him LMAOOO
What will his role be in Blood Games II?
>>211864414Jesus christ daniel is such a sad faggot
>>211864439I think they didnt actually realize how fucking retard Daniel was. Jet genuinely thought he was Cole level the first couple days until he realized Daniel is just mentally incapable.
>you're so sick bro
>i love you
>you're the best
i can hear bens anger
kek freddy shit testing yet again
>all the boring people get a fishbuck
>>211864316Oh man I wanna lick him
>dude the Cell has NEVER been this crazy in Fishtank history dude, trust me I've seen every season of this show
>this is crazy dude, it's like my dream to be here, you guys are like family to me
In case you missed it frens
>>211864487you backed a quitter
>>211864464>fansWe're still one step ahead of him, it's mostly hatewatching now
>>211864426>cole and jin are nontent compared to freddyonly if you've never been to a house show in your life. freddy is the type of nigger who peaks being allowed behind the mixing board of a single show where every act is 10+ years younger than him. le epic alkie stops being funny a long time ago. which isn't to say the others are any better.
>>211864477he always a faggot. just because he had a couple funny bits doesn't mean he wasn't a faggot.
Dan has literally won no notable challenges and was close to getting eliminated. Bro is a loser
SpongeBob, Freddy and Wrench are fantastic casting choices. Daniel, Ellie and Seth are some of the worst fishes ever.
>>211864478>I had to weave da cewl
How are people so retarded about spelling and pronouncing Aryeh’s name? It’s “ARE-YAY”
>>211864487he literally only did that because daniel left kek, this show is just a glorified way for jet to bully people weaker than him
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>>211864474You got worked, brother *Hulk Hogan voice*
i honestly hate dan so fuckin much.
>im not gettin involved
fuckin bitch dude
>>211864485lol the way he looked at him for a few seconds after saying that
It's unreal that prod seems to hate freddy at this point
He is the only one carrying their show yet ben is angry with his shittesting
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you know what, dan is pretty gay
Jet shut the fuck up for once
>Daniel refusing to help Freddy
I HATE THIS FAGGOT
>>211864479Please someone do it
>haha oops ben ya almost got that fishbuck little guy! lol i kid love ya
>be a menace? nope!
fred is a fucking king
>>211864456She would rape you tho...
>>211864490He would never say this much
>>211864474Where does this land on the irony circle?
>>211864474>brings only non white guy he can find
>>211864474>be "edgy" comedian that is all about defying authority>become a status quo christcuck
FUCK THE FLOORS JET, THIS HOUSE GOING TO BE A TEAR DOWN
daniel is jimmy’s favorite btw
>>211864515i dont use the site anymore but im willing to bet the site chat is against freddy for whatever reason
>i'm nawt gettinh invowved
>I don't wanna be invowved
god this retard makes the absolute worst decision every single time he has a choice about literally anything
>>211864525Sounds good 2 me
>>211864495trve actually. they all suck and are pussies now that i think about it.
>>211864409cool shirt mints. just kidding you estrogenated ginger faggot, i hope you hang yourself with jet's usb-c geekbar charging cable
why is he eternally waped?
>daniel not joining freddy in fucking with the other fish bc hes scared of getting out of the 5 man alliance
holy kwab
>>211864498Daniel was funny when he was incel raging at Angawina. Without her he's just mopey
MINTS OBLITERATED
LMAO
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHA
>>211864535he's a fucking retard
Freddy has completely unpersoned Dan in his mind. Brutal.
>I'm nowt getting invowvd
He deserves it
>>211864474Many will be offended.
>>211864521We lost angelina for THIS. think about that. Angie would have been down to fuck with all of them ruthlessly
LOLLLLLLL goddamn freddy getting spicy with mints
femboy seth sitting down to pee
fred mogs poduction
common contestant w
>>211864542site chat is filled with men who want to rin jet
>>211864497adult daycare, he just exists in the house and doesnt get punished for doing literally nothing
>you’re the one that’s watching everything
mints mogged
>>211864521Daniel might be worse than Mauro. He's approaching Meg levels
>production trying to sass the fredster
holy fuck after all of this he's still not winning against the camwhore is he?
>>211864525oh nooo.... that would suck so much.........
>>211864472>muh lettydirenc blows her out of the water. also if you are a lettyfag you should understand the strategic value of crying and moralfagging
>mogs the fuck out of Mints
Freddy mogs this faggot ass production
>>211864545>>211864547>>211864553i hate this fuckin loser so much man i dont care if hes retarded
he legit just sucks energy out of the room as much as rachel just by existing
>>211864494>hatewatching>your soul is filled with hatred>you still loseim enjoying every failure, every victory and most of all all the cringe
joymaxxing
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How would you do in the cell?
Lol like it fucking matters now you can't have liquid on the floors for more than like an hour it's already fucked
too much content. not to jet's liking. he wants a steady stream of nontent.
>is there any liquid on the floor?
>you're the ones watching the cameras
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>211864441You just said why
freddy mogging the absolute SHIT out of mints
>>211864545>the onwy winning game is nawt 2 pway
>>211864563She woulda been first to leave, be real.
>>211864536Jesus loves you
mintsbros... what do we do...
daniel and seth genuinely both deserve a bullet in each of their heads. we should have still had angie right now
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What a pussy
Can someone tell me what the fuck blood games is? I know that faggot Xavier is from it, is that literally it it’s just a bunch of larping faggots pretending to be their dnd characters? People actually like that?
>>211864480the bard who defects and turns into a vampire first
>>211864590Raping every woman in sight
Freddy is flying too close to the sun.
Just the ride as it lasts, Freddybros.
>>211864606nice little ass
there's no way freddy is still there in the morning right
>>211864590I would kill all of production
cant wait for freddy to be kicked so there are 0 excuses to watch this dogshit anymore
ellie has that single pair of shoes
>>211864597yeah i don't think so lmao
>I could break your nose bro
>>211864587NO FUN ALLOWED
>>211864515Because he's making content
Wiggers don't want to make content because it creates the idea that something is supposed to happen on the show other than
>Here are balls>Here is Sam Hyde>Give us moneyThe viewers pay for nothing
If the viewers start thinking that if they pay something might happen then it'll force the wiggers to start doing stuff other than shilling
>>211864627....thanks freddy
another goes the way of the samurai... i wonder if the same fate shall befall him...
goddamn, why is freddy so mad ? poor mints :(
>>211864516>stop shit testing production mahn
>>211864618he's gone when tosses shit in there
Mints is a fucking cuckhold
Nobody in production has the balls to respond to Freddy's shit testing
>>211864525nta but i fail to see the downside.
Remember when Daniel talked about how famous he was gonna be and how many women he was gonna get and how everyone would invite him to their podcast.
>>211864609yeah it's pretty funny, as unlikely as that sounds. my sources tell me bloodgames 2 starts in august so just tune into that as you wish, it's definitely not any worse than a normal fishtank season
>>211864590The cell just looks like my bedroom but I haven't dumped my piss bottles around
what did he say to mints i missed it
>>211864590i could happily sit in the corner and piss and shit myself for days, but id probably rather quit than subject other people to that
wait did freddy do the spice bomb already? looks like it's all over the place in there
>>211864638when freddy speaks. mints listens. and quietly.
>>211864515 What did Ben say? I’m glued to the cell
>>211864653did he really?
lmfao
>>211864535El/Wrench both gave him a buck
>>211864631this. after watchin DSP for awhile you start to see the similarities on how much they grift
>>211864439Hes going to be able to neet for 2 years if he makes 5k
clip of Freddy mogging Mints?
in the basement right now they're talking about how freddy's getting too comfortable and they need to take him down a peg. pussy fags
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>>211864513Why does he always look like picrel
>>211864650seems like a dangerous game right now
>>211864606Why did he leave the cell?
Daniel is fucking nonverbal why is he still there but not Jin or Angie
show is getting closer and closer to every single person hating it except the paypigs. looking bad
Ik the mintz mog was great but I hope you guys didnt miss the dan mog
>put it back, puppy
He's done with every fish man
You're about to see a sober Freddy for quite some time, don't think they can trust him anymore
>>211864620it would be so easy, they're all weak pussies. I bet Jet couldn't even load a 5.56 mag without fucking up
>everyone downstairs is scared of Freddy and won't fuck with him back
>has to wait for big daddy Sam to back them up
This is brutal
>>211864660You would piss off all your fans by cucking out like that.
>>211864658well the first and most major mogging was mints asked him if something happened and freddy politely reminded him that he's supposed to be on a production crew of a live tv show with a camera in every fucking room
Mints needs to be fired or hidden in a discord. He is too zesty to not make funnof him and it undermines production.
>this is no place for a wholesome chungus
>>211864665>listens. and quietly.is..is there another way to listen?
dark lord Daniel was so fucking powerful when Jin was around man. Look at what we lost
>>211864590incapacitate as many people as i can before production gets me
>>211864670how?
just use the ppv playlist lmao
>>211864624>>211864627>>211864630>>211864632>>211864647what'd he say? (trish is a retarded whore and never goes to kitchen cam)
>>211864690>cause we love le heckin epic chuddy wuddy autists
>>211864676>hey ben i need you to walk up the stairs again... i uh, im busy or sprained my ankle or sumn
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>>211864525women can't rape men, physiologically
>captcha:
Will Dan have a worse time post-tank than Simmons? Just a completely pathetic person
>>211864650They are actually in what is likely a hostage situation. Production has completely lost control of the house and its super kek
>>211864609>is that literally it it’s just a bunch of larping faggots pretending to be their dnd characters?yes
There was no winner in the first one either. I'll probably still watch it though.
The Cell will now go back to 4 retards laying in a semi clean room having balls thrown at them
>>211864697why doesnt sam coddle daniel more?
>>211864515And they're going to encourage, not that they need any help mind you the rest of the fish to dog pile him until he leaves because he dared to make content or they just bring him down to the basement and kick him in the morning.
>>211864670He just said in a really annoyed tone that he loves freddy after freddy shittested him by holding onto the fishbuck
>seth touches his face and hair with pee hands
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>He is played by Jan Rankowski, who is infamous for being Jace Connors of Deagle Nation and is the co-founder of the KiwiFarms. Jan Rankowsi is a member of MDE.
Wth, I knew about Deagle Nation, but not that he co-founded kiwi nigger
LMAO, freddy doing this to mints is fucking awesome, remember that gaslight talk mints gave to freddy... about freddy treating him like shit while drunk? Now it's actually true
They're seething so hard right now they're going to try to give Freddy the Alex B treatment
sam
sam please come back
i need you to do something for me
Well it looks like Freddy won't be fucking with the cell fish anytime soon and the cell is boring asf without him
so I'm gonna head to bed
Freddy is the GOAT
Night /ftl/
let me know if anything funnier happens
>>211864708Daniel was always a pussy, he was Jin's bitch when Jin was in the tank
>>211864707not for mints.
>>211864589Every time you spread positivity I spread twice as much hatred. You can't beat me anon. I'm sending negativity directly at you through the screen and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>>211864694fred suddenly became really pissy, why? is he pissed that hes not able to get them to leave ?
>>211864590leave instantly
>>211864695he will quit before that happens, he asks for a beer every 5 minutes
>wheres silly costumes
>autistic
>loves showtunes
>currently contemplating masturbating on camera
Aryeh=Burt
If you own Freddy stocks you should sell them because he's the next one out because anyone who tries to "shit test" production gets fucked with extra hard until they leave
>>211864711he stumbled through a sentence and kept mints there for like 30 seconds and was eventually like "I wonder how long I can make you stand there"
>>211864609It was for like 3 days then everyone just sat around in the woods getting foodborne illness and day drinking. Also there was a concert you couldn't hear or see because the cameras went down and the audio was clipping.
why do the wiggers want fishtank to be bad? they're doing this on purpose. they're doing everything they can to make people lose interest.
>>211864694my estimation of dan as a man fuckin’ plummeted
>>211864738he's a pussy but he was a funny pussy
>>211864703beast mode lol thanks king
>>211864711i love that retarded whore
>>211864710 I don’t want to miss anything?
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>>211864690Angie and Freddy fucking with the cell would have been so kino
Wait what did freddy do to mints i wasn't looking
>>211864734its going to blow up in their faces and itll be glorious, they think they can do this every season
Jet frantically calling Luke rn asking him to come in
>>211864726He doesn't see in him the same he saw in Jon, TJ or Alex B
>>211864631This. glad I'm not the only one who sees their retarded scam. thought it would have been obvious after the drop in viewership when they started the ball shit again for 6 hours straight
>>211864734They love it. They'll never treat a great fish like they did with Alex B again, because they know they fucked up there.
>>211864727The final nail in the coffin
>>211864740keep spreading, won't affect me
>>211864717ellie can rape me :)
if freddy ends up leaving i'm expecting full on s2 level freeloader spam
>>211864727Freddy's only saving grace is that sam seems to like the guy and Jet's already gotten his personal votekick out of the way
>>211864747hes been sober for 48 hours before the cell
Freddy is definitely one of the best fishes ever and ONCE AGAIN it is not a fan of the show.
>>211864515Their ego is bigger than their desire to not put out a completely shit product
ben taking freddy's fishbucks was fucking pointless. there was no reason at all to antagonize the only guy making content just for the sake of doing it. brain dead retards are running the show
>>211864727The CBD made her do that
>>211864732xavier is based
fuck kiwitards
haha stay mad at us ruining content xD
>>211864741he's pissed because they took all his fishbucks because he didn't follow their gay rule that he can't fuck with the others' shit while they're in the cell
but he did it anyway afterwards
you guys wont see jet til tomorrow when sam comes to kick freddy, hes currently rocking back and forth in the basement bathtub repeating to himself "its ok sam will be here soon"
I hate jet so fucking much dude
his ego cant handle not being seen as the big man running things.
Remember his dumb guy fawkes mask character in bloodgames that was obviously him trying to do a bit. And he did it multiple times
He cant deal with someone being the star of the show and not dance to his tune
>>211864699/ftl/ is the only group of "fans" i would give a fuck about and thats only because id have to post among them afterwards
id rather have a legacy of cucking out than a legacy of bodily function webms
there are other things to do in the tank than filthmaxx
>>211864727Artist guys memorize this
>>211864741He realized he's the one carrying the show and no one else is even bothering
>>211862981 (OP)Has Rachael said anything post-tank? I feel like she's in a mental ward or something
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Groyper curse
>>211864732he was just a mod the cofounder thing is a hoax
>>211864609It's just a fun little campout. Taydog and Jimmy were the only ones treating it like they were being tortured.
i hate when these punk guys talk music
>>211864536>>be "edgy" comedian that is all about defying authority>>be cringy alt right wignat grifter/"thinker">>become a status quo christcuck
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>Dumping water on the floor? Even I wouldn't do that
>>211864761love when bitches are a tad bit morbidly obese like this
ellies pants down like she is taking a piss
>>211864741He's a prick of a drunk
>>211864779no point, freddy is the only one worth watching and we wont even get to see him bounce off any freeloaders
>>211864727she's a fun woman
>>211864802they keep on puttin on and taking off his leash. he doesn't like being controlled
>>211864708he needed a foil. but darklord was never the right name, under jin he turned into something like holy crusader daniel in contrast to jin's soldier of pure id
Seth is going to win by doing nothing
>>211864813good, gonna dig up his sims stream for beddy bed byes
>>211864590I'd immediately walk out.
If they remove Freddy that is my cue to peace out this season
>>211864784because of the concussion
building an actually good fishtank challenge
>>211864163Freddy grew up watching CKY and haggard and all that crazy crap. Fishtank is unironically, not meming, baby shit in comparison. My 8 year old ass was watching guys bite piss covered snow cones
>>211864609it was just two weeks of total jimmy death where they continuously bullied and tortured him while he kept freaking out like an autistic anime villain. also there was some larp stuff
seth and ellie are gonna end up being the final 2 of the show because they do nothing
>>211864741production keeps sabotaging both sides for no reason so he likely got bored
>we were worried it was getting a little entertaining. didn't want the audience to get overwhelmed so we pumped the breaks a little.
Why is mints so smug and unlikeable?
Terrible combo. He's got nothing to be proud about he's the wiggers bitch boy
>>211864803>IM THE CREATOR OF- You know what Freddy, you're fine. Just wait until Sam shows up.
>>211864777Remember this thread 30 years from now anon, it's a slow trickle but it will build up.
That's an admirable trait bro maybe it's time to take the whitepill
>>211864609>Jon almost loses his leg to rot>Jimmy spends an entire night in the middle of the woods getting consumed by mosquitos thinking creature will come on a date>gets cucked right after by Jon>blacksmith and his wife>it was pretty good but they gave up the entire thing towards the end
>hey freddy can you come down the the basement for a confessional
Who is Freddy talking to?
>>211864812is Nick really going to show up? unless they give him the most coddled experience in fishtank history I can't see him lasting more than a couple hours, the dude is an antisocial neurotic germophobe
when did freddy throw the spice grenade?
>production sees what an out of control drunk he is
>productions provides alcohol and encourages excess drinking
>Freddy gets silently kicked for behaving how they knew he would
What did Jet mean by this?
seth just said his ICONIC "this is the final (number) right here" line
fucking faggot
>freddy acknowledging his alcoholism
based
>>211864862Common amongst gingers
>want to get away from seth and watch freddy
>this requires leaving ellie
quite the conundrum!
>>211864878>this is the final four right herekill him
post yfw when seth wins the cell challenge
>>211864775>They absolutely will
>>211864846>you have an adoraaaaaaaaable yaaaaawn>why did you have to kiss joooooohn
>>211864862he's the eye candy
>>211864850Freddy and a little bit direnc are the only things keeping me even remotely invested
>aryeh rubbed his piss drenched fingers on his eyes
This nigger is so stupid it hurts
>>211864722I want to watch them fail. Jet, go ahead and kick freddy, you know your fragile ego can't take much more. that will be the end of your show and you deserve it
>>211864876You're retarded if you think he's going to be a freeloader. Use your head.
>Freddy leaves
>The cell becomes boring
Wiggers cant afford to kick Freddy
>>211864764>mpc stream locked on the cell>follow freddy on site/ppv/whateverYou missed way more by being a single stream viewer locked on these boring ass fish, sorry for your loss
>>211864734 They won’t dare after the backlash they got for kicking Jin. And I think Sam likes Freddy. Fred even gave him an idea about how to package his supplements and Sam said thanks and gave him a fishbuck.
>>211864697>Had to hide in the basement from a Japanese man>Had to hide in the basement from a burnoutI cannot name a more bitch made pussy than Jet Neptune
>all my classmates watching at home
>>211864914They will though
>>211864803kek, yup. He's gonna wait for daddy Sam again.
>>211864913of course he's retarded he watches nick fuentes
>>211864850everyone is saying and thinking this
>>211864882It wasnt a spice grenade it was just paprika poured on the floor
>>211864861i think they wanted the cell to drag as long as possible with no hiccups. just a long drawn out slog so production can sit around and smoke weed
freddy did too much too soon
>>211864862whenever nerds are given any sort of power they all act like that
hrony need 2 cum, any recs?
>>211864850And you said the same thing about Rachel and Angie and Direnc when it seemed like she was going
Fuck off already nigger
>>211864589I like you anon. I'll try joymaxxing more as well in the future.
>>211864925Shut up MIGAtard
there's a bot posting a george carlin thread every couple of minutes
just letting yall know
aryeh is gonna complain about this cayenne pepper shit for the next 2 weeks
not joking mints is bad at this and needs to go
apologize and bring back bex you faggots
>yo mints!
>not right now freddy
he's so mad
>>211864950you are gay and brown
>>211864744Drugs really age you. holy fuck. I'm 5 years older but look 10 years younger than him.
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>>211864816>be cringy alt right wignat grifter/"thinker"He doesn't seem all that convinced in his own politics, I might be the only one but he didn't really make any sense on that Bradley podcast
>trying to "ventilate"
>nowhere for air to go so it's just kicking up the paprika into the air
>>211864862He has teacher's pet vibes
I sincerely am asking, what's the motivation behind the self sabotage of the show?
Why take all of Freddy's fishbucks for doing the only interesting stuff all day?
It's like production becomes actively hostile towards anyone who tries to make the show interesting. They immediately start antagonizing them. They removed Jin and told Dan he's next basically, which has totally buckbroken and ruined him. Freddy makes great content tonight then us punished by being stripped of all his earnings from the show so far, it's actually bizarre. Are they actually trying to ruin the show? The only thing I can come up with is that they just want to rake in TTS and money without having to work at all, so they don't like when anyone is actually doing something and setting expectations above rock bottom.
>>211864949guys don't have anuses idiot
>>211864869>>211864856>>211864751Ngl this sounds retarded
Idk why I would watch that
burt and sibil were attacking eachother's fish at this point last season.
NOW THEYVE GOT COLD COMPRESSES
GET FUCKED
jet doing this pussy coddle shit meanwhile on the ice prison stream they throw tear gas grenades and pepper spray people
>let through tts about freddy spicebombing the cell
>he does it
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARYE HAS CAYEN IN HIS EYES
>GO RINSE THEM then you can go back into the cell :) no worries :)
gay show used to mean something, now it just means production are huge faggots
why shouldn't he have to leave the room for injuring himself? da fuck
>>211864976the only explanation is that they're doing it on purpose. no fucking clue why though
Does Vance not wanna work with them anymore? No way they'd pick this faggot Mints over him
>>211864976Jet is a retard and not fit to be showrunner, thats all.
uhhhhhhh someone google eye pepper
>>211864972he’s got ginger that was teased in school vibes
>>211864980s3 fishes could leave the cell at any point to go to the washroom
Reminder that Jimmy was booted from the cell because production wouldn't get his meds
>>211864964You were tricked by jews
hahah holy shit did fred throw the paprika in the room?
why dont they kick the trash out the door?
>>211864980still hasn't showered
I hope aryeh gets eliminated next hes too stupid to function
>coddletank beginning
>freddo gave up
content is over for the night pack it up
>>211864976It's a sex cult and production are afraid of guys stealing attention away from them.
>>211864950>>211864964do you think frank will get nick to admit he's gay? he won't even have to use his sissy hypno
>>211864949wemon don't have external sex organs that could be used to penetrate
>>211864943>And you said the same thing about Rachel and Angie and DirencYou can't know that. That could've been a completely different anon. I don't think anonymous imageboards are for you.
lmao he put the pepper in his eyes
>>211864976Did they take ALL of them, meaning every one he ever made? Or just the ones from the cell?
>>211864980Didn't s3 cell last like 3 days? They're on hour 9 right now
>>211864976uhmmmm be entertaining but not too much
be chaotic but don't break our arbitrary rules
and most of all don't shit test us, bro
>production being decent people and caring for aryeh
>uhhhh coddletank
is this thread mentally ok??
>>211865004you suck cock and eat cum
>>211864976Jet just fucking sucks that's it that's all it is
coddling the insufferable retard who sits on his ass and talks about cartoons all day
>hits seth in the face with a traffic cone
>mogs mints yet again
he's so fucking based
I fucking hate the wiggers and their personal ball-licker Seth
>>211865003then he was offered to go back to the cell but he decided not to
>>211864987nooo please tell me you have a clip!
>>211864964Nick has been the most prescient political commentary this century, idk what estrogenic hang ups you have to deny yourself from the truth. sure he's a fruity spic, but he's still right
You guys talk shit about Jet but none of you basement dwelling neckbeards could beat me up
>>211864943i said this about jin and angie and my watchtime dropped by 70% when jin left and 100% when angie left
Mints getting bullied holy shit.
>>211865031that's fine but he left the cell and should be eliminated from the challenge
mincemeat leslie hall lookin ass
>>211865031complaining is funny
i like posting these pictures of jet too
>>211864976>The only thing I can come up with is that they just want to rake in TTS and money without having to work at all, so they don't like when anyone is actually doing something and setting expectations above rock bottom.You nailed it
Paypig fans will pay for slop anyways so who fucking cares
>>211864987>meanwhile ice poseidons final challenge for his version of the cell was directly macing the contestants the last person to ask for milk won (Asian andy)
>>211865031yes that's coddling
>>211864976its more work for them to keep freddy in line so they have to neuter him before he gets crazy
they schedule this shit out without any planning
they want forced downtime essentially
>>211865043only a gay guy could type some faggy shit like this
>>211865028im not sure if it actually went over 24 hours
>>211864979it was basically fishtank in the woods
where the fuck is Daniel?
>>211865031maybe he shouldn't have put cayenne pepper in his fucking eyes
the wiggers are such faggots man
>>211865031people see the spicebomb as part of the challenge. if he got it in his eyes, thats his fault
>>211865031leaving for any reason has always disqualified you in the past
jimmy had to leave to take his meds. binx changed her tampon in a closet. making an exception for this season's pet retard is gay
>stop fucking with the door
Was he talking to seth or freddy?
>hey stop messing with the door
>hey don't throw water on them
>>211864976>Why take all of Freddy's fishbucks for doing the only interesting stuff all day?they were taken because he lied to them and didn't give them the two needed for leaving the cell and instead hid them, everyone needs to play by the rules
>>211865031Threads currently fawning over the junky give it a few days and they'll hate him again
Guys just wait til Frank arrives and only targets Freddy per jet's orders for fucking with his faggy nerd friends. Can Sam just cut the micromanagement shit and stop giving jobs to these burnouts?
I love how grug wife always dances to the drum beat even when she's mad.
>Uhhh stop fucking with the door uuuhhhh
>Ben is trying to sleep can you guys stop doing stuff and leave the cell please?
I hate jet neptroon so much
>>211865031>being decent peopleThey're just afraid of getting sued by the jew
If they didn't want this to happen they should have blocked the TTS
>>211864976that post about the wiggers wanting sycophantic fans to kiss their ass and worship them was true. they would rather keep the nontent fish around than the entertaining and wild card fish
>>211864976he broke the rules by stashing fishbucks before giving up his half
>>211865013for all the hate dan gets for being a sperg, hes 200% more entertaining imo. arye sings showtunes and yaps 24/7 making any camera hes near unlistenable.
freddy hit seth directly in the face with that traffic cone lmao
>>211865061nick detractors are only capable of "ur gay" ad hominems, many such cases
>>211865071>jimmy had to leave to take his medsthey told him he could come back in
i wish jet neptune wore overalls and a propeller hat and had a big rainbow lollypop
>>211865079That's her "I'm not mad" dance
>>211865080jet really did tell them to stop fucking with rachel on the milk night because he wanted to sleep lol
>>211865031they told freddy to get them out and he was gonna leave but they’re giving him immunity to leave that’s retarded
>>211865080This happens every single cell. Jet gets frustrated at the nontent and starts getting mad at the fish for playing his challenge.
>>211865093nick fans are only capable of sucking cock (they are gay)
>>211865090daniel has literally done nothing since angie left
>>211864976>>211865055>>211865060both these essentially
they dont want to put in more work than required. they got nothing planned. freddy pissin everywhere was funny but freddy was gettin momentum and they cant have too much shit going down like that for free because they have to put more effort into the actual show with collateral damage essentially
they want to just sit around and bait paypig money. what freddy is doing is giving TOO much content for free
>>211865077Sam is just as bad as the wiggers though
He sat for 5 hours googling
>Cool shoes to buy Why do you think he's any different from the retards he surrounds himself with?
>>211865045Jet you’re in the basement too dumbass
>>211865063without checking i remember it being something like 27 or 28 hours
Do you think Freddie would have as good rhythm pounding my prostate as he has rhythm while drumming OwO
>>211865093Isn't nick fuentes gay though? Metokur proved this years ago
>>211865090He literally does nothing but talk and be retarded
>fred going around the house scavenging for loose fishbucks
>>211865106>t. lard ass tranny nigger
production have dream jobs and act like everything is such an inconvenience
>>211864976anyone who doesn't coddle production gets kicked out. they have incredibly sensitive egos/don't want the paypigs to turn on them.
>i'm the creator of the fucking show
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>AND THEN I ONLY GAVE THEM A 10 MINUTE BREAK FROM THE CELL AHOOO AHOO AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA
>>211865107That's insane man
>>211865126your gay crush is a brown guy
even freddy is getting tired of these nontent faggots
>>211865125Love this nigga.
i like freddy a lot but it's annoying having to read the fucking thinkpieces here every time something doesn't go his way
hey guys jet here
should we kick freddie? hes being disruptive to the house vibes :/
>>211865135literally s1 pizza tier shit
>>211865123lmao, Meotkur is a dying turbo vaxxed faggot
>>211865043still never voting for kamala
>>211865133mints had to be reminded by a contestant tonight that he's working on a broadcast
>>211865056Yeah sure we should just mace someone right now, end the season
>guys please just leave we need to sleep we're overworked and running this show is hard
>>211865146Yes he's being disruptive to jets vision
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>>211865146Yeah kick him
I'm tired of watching anyways
I wish they would all just collectively leave the house out of protest
>>211865108thats better than singing and yapping non stop IMO. dan sulking quietly atleast allows me to hear what the fuck the other fish are doing, arye makes this shit unwatchable. just because arye does stuff, doesnt make it interesting to watch/hear
>>211865021Are you illiterate? Nonconsensual penetration of the anus by fingers or with foreign objects = rape.
>>211865112>googles "turkish hair transplants in the new england area"
>>211865123metokur had sex with a ladyboy in thailand and admitted to it on stream
>>211865090>>211865108dan is legit fuckin useless. he doesn't bounce off anyone, or provide.
he is just a lump
>>211864609Bloodgames was like the good will summer camp they put on after the evil vibes of season 2. It was basically fishtank summer camp it was cute fun and I enjoyed it at first then it kinda fell apart as usual
you guys remember when Nick Fuentes got sodomized by Catboy Kami? That was pretty based and redpilled I bet Israel hated that one
>>211865146do it in a way that makes the audience as angry as possible
>>211865144people are freaking out because he's on the verge of leaving. it's obvious to anyone who's watched previous seasons
>>211865144it's annoying to watch jet ruin anything fun
>>211865141i don't even like nick but if he's brown 90% of america is brown. he is obviously a fag though
>>211865146This, so much this! WE NEED BURT and Fatty to fix the vibes!
>>211865173how many fish have been kicked overall for being nontent do-nothings? yet dan gets a pass for some reason
Do you think any real haters send Sam a list of how Jet fucks up everyday
they're unironically complaining that freddy is making content
>>211865179he literally talked about how he's going to win and if he loses it's because it was rigged, calm down
>>211865155He never promoted that, you entire political consious is downstream from twitter retards like captive dreamer and bap sphere jew faggots I imagine, nick said he wasn't voting for trump precisely predicting everything his admin would do
>Seth, we gotta stop being nontent
ohh its baaad
>guy pisses on the floor and throws paprika in the room
>seth: HE'S LITERALLY INSANE
This is by far the worst Season and it's all thanks to Jet wtf. Is this on purpose?
>>211865120Fuck off Dumbgay
>>211864976Jet has an insanely huge ego. I listened to him on the Hong Kong 2 podcasts and he treats people like animals.
He was saying all his coworkers aren't his friends and he is above them.
Would be a shame if someone took the fishtank idea and actually did a good job. His money would go bye bye
>>211865184This is so cute I want them to Eiffel Tower me
>Seth we've got to find a way to stop being nontent
>Hope he falls down the stairs and gets his final concussion
Kek long term thinking monkey arc beginning
>>211865191that’s a really good idea
>>211865133what do you mean? they have to do something other than get high in the basement? holy fuck man I applied for the wrong job
>>211865146Nothing a bit of beer, cake and pizza while cams are down can't repair!
JET W!!!!
>>211865134>I'm the creator of the fucking showThat was such a kino moment. I love seeing Jet break on camera. He's an incredibly juvenile control freak and I'm sure he's very difficult to work for. He's also a larp faggot unrionically.
>>211865146anyone else think fishtank should just be 0 conestants and jet coming upstairs when he feels like giving advice to the audience? sound off in the comments!
dude does anyone have clip of the pepper bomb?!?
>>211865173Even ellie is more entertaining than dan in the last 72 hrs
>>211865179He's done more for the season than anyone else in the tank and they just took away all his fishbucks over some dumb bullshit
Then they went back and forth on what he is and isnt allowed to do to get people out of the cell
They don't take care of their best fish ever
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>uh can you guys please like lay on the floor and do nothing now? were gettin tired.
>>211865197>NICK SAID NICK SAID NICK SAIDcould you want him to fuck you any harder
fred will be markyposting by the end of july
>>211865208I was hoping somebody got that
>>211865196been there done that, they all say the same. the wiggers will get sick of him some night and kick him for being retarded
>>211865191sam has seen probably 2 hours max of actual show footage since 2023. he drives in, gets a basement qrd on what they want him to hear, then goes upstairs and makes a bunch of stupid assumptions
>>211865144mark my words the retarded wiggers will fumble him and he will leave just like jon, cole, and alex b before him
Fantastic initial cast (maybe the best ever?) completely wasted by Jet.
>>211865173>>211865108my point was that as much of a nontent sulking sperg dan is, i prefer that over constantly loud jewish toddler singing. not saying dan has been entertaining
rachel was supposed to be the heel but I didn't mind her at all
I fucking hate seth
>>211865146i thought he was funny at first, but he's a little to out of control. i get playing the game but being rude to ben and mints?? what does that even accomplish he should be thanking them for giving him a chance on the show.
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>wiggers spend six (6) hours in the cell
>unwatchable paypig farming slop
>wiggers finally leave the cell
>fun content ensues
>wiggers actively attempt to sabotage content
Man I wonder why the show sucks
I don't like the cell but watching freddy be drunk has been fun
>>211864980S3 Cell went around 35 hours.
>>211865203Jet thinking he’s above anyone is crazy when he definitely has a bottom quartile iq
>>211865163shut the fuck up bitch
Remember when people complained about the S1 episodes being 30 minutes long? I think at this pace it would make sense for s4 eps to be that long, barely anything has happened.
>>211865170sodomy and rape are different things. anal rape is a separate offense. not concerned abot legal definitions here, this is just evidently true
>>211865162Point is your show sucks and Fred's the only one doing anything.
Ice did it better with a shoe string budget and you have millions. Youre a creative failure.
>>211865221>went back and forthwhat an overexaggeration, they told him not to get people out by force once
>when freddy leaves the season is over
>>211865223Why does mention of Nick upset you so much? You're the one that trusted Trump
>>211865191He gets all the hate straight from the tap
>>211865192>boring fish know they're nontent and do nothing to change itJust replace them all this point Jet.
>>211865228this and it drives me insane. they're clearly always on completely different wavelengths every single time he's up there
>>211865191Sam literally does not give a fuck
>>211865245the wiggers will see this as a dare then be surprised when viewership plummets like every other season
>>211865231its okay to poke someone to get them going, but this guy requires MANY pokes to do anything and he cant even do simple tasks
he legit cant do anything unless hes drunk as fuck and all he does then is kick holes in the wall
>>211865240have they even finished s2's eps lmao?
>>211865175White gays are some of the most anti-semitic and racist people in general
>>211865112I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt and say he has good judgement- and MAYBE just wants jet to spread his wings and make his own decisions. Don't recall production decisions being this bad in season 1/2 (barely watched 3rd or the mini-seasons)
>drench laughing about the gangrape
Can someone rape this bitch already?
>>211865239who is that? like how the fuck can't you tip over a table lmfao
i just wanna give a shoutout to the fredster for making this the best cell in fishtank history. it's crazy that someone that's never seen the show has done so much
>>211865223>
go back to kiwi
>>211865238jet told dwrench today that her life sounded "concise" when he was trying to say it sounded stable
ensire
>>211865238be nice, jet is probably hovering around 90iq which is very commendable for his family/educational background :-)
>>211865240>barely anything has happenedNothing has ever happened
>>211865215is there a webm?
>>211865267judging by this guy
>>211865247 (gay) you're absolutely right
>>211865270starts with a jet ends with a neptune
>>211865263kek, i honestly want him to be kicked bc i want the wiggers to self sabotage more, i want everyone to wake up from this bullshit. except the paypigs they will always be brainwashed
>>211865201Paypiggies still pay for it anyways
So the jokes on you
>>211865242>Youre a creative failure>my showholy shit guy
>>211865239shit tested by a fucking table
>>211864976Scott made bitch tank go from unwatchable, to slightly interesting and they sent Nina in to harass him then blacklisted him
>>211865235this lmao. its so hilarious how much actual content comes when they aren't in control and they hate it.
bunch of narcissist control freaks
>>211865225Pretty sure the only person Fred has any ounce of respect for is Sam. Don't think he'd do that unless sam personally wrongs him
I can't take this anymore I have to sleep
Hope someone clips it if Ellie pees her pants
>>211865235Lmfao this is so true it hurts. I had to turn it off when they went in. Then I got updates shit was going down and they were gone
playing with food is not content
Aryeh is a fucking retard
>>211865223My point is, if Nick is a fag why can't he at least get a cover up relationship to hide it like Crowder? Bizarre
You're allowed to be nontent if you're a pretty girl.
Craterface over here has no excuse
>>211865197You imagined wrong. I typed out a whole thing but then I remembered there are people who post bait and then report everyone talking politics on /tv/ so I deleted it. Angie mogs.
>>211865287the sad thing is, jet has genuinely deluded himself into, well i win so yeah i win you lose mental gymnastics
>>211865123if he aint gay i am black
>>211865289That table is going to the basement...once Sam gets here.
>>211865235this happens literally every time
>>211865298Won't happen anyways but it was nice hearing her announce intent
aryeh is built like a seal
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>>211865223>>211865281If anyone ever wants to know what the dysgenic Nick seethers look like, it's fat-thighed ginger retard Mints.
>>211865264thats fair i just fucking cant stand arye lol
>>211865311>ben rubbing grooved jewhe's rachelin'g him!!!!
>>211865197>consiousthat's not the right word and it's not actually a word either
there's literally an eyewash station in b3 btw
notice how the Nick fans never say you're wrong about calling them or their crush gay, they just call you a jew?
>>211865240Yeah ppl complained about concise editing cutting out their favorite nontent josie moments and now s2 edit is like 16 hours long and unwatchable
qrd on the latest happenings?
how did the wiggers cuck content again?
>>211865307>Jin died for this
they should legit kick off half these people and get a new cast. they fucked everything up so badly
not now ben. you wiggers are on thin ice.
>>211865331zomg I didn't press c all the way down on my keyobaord
Why is ellie in her normal clothes
>>211865254Sam is the only thing keeping Freddy in the tank at this point, no doubt
>>211865326dont care about nick never watched anything of his, but i just want to say mints screams tranny chasing pandering faggotry, looks exactly like u would expect too
>>211865326if i was muslim i would rape mints
>even aryeh is calling it coddletank
>>211865197the funny thing is bap himself is at least a nominally independent thinker. makes me sad he got roped in with niggers like captivedreamer and solionath who are genuine cultists. i'm still not even convinced solionath isn't ESL, his tweets reek of latinx aristocracy who's very nearly good enough at english to pass as native
>>211865348for real, where are the freeloaders?
Freddy walking around the kitchen in his undies is such eye candy
I wonder what kind of faces he’d make while we rub our cocks together
>>211865327it is what it is
we just have clear divides in whats content and whats not with these fish
freddy is just miles above everyone because theres legit 2 women and 3 virgins + freddy
>>211865322>Aryeh calls out coddletank that is to his own benefitHe's based I hope he wins
ben giving aryeh the rachel treatment
>>211865259sam literally cares so much he does everything in his power to attempt to hide it.
marky lmao
>>211865333They're 19 year old Mexicans what kind of serious response are you expecting
Someone said it before but they absolutely thought Daniel was going to be a cole type autist, but they didn't realize he was actually the retarded type autist. The guy is uncoachable, unchangeable, and will eternally be unwatchable because he's an actual mental retard. He's not a lolcow type tard either, he's just that quiet tard that a rich family has and they keep him happy and occupied with games and anime at home and that's all his life will ever be.
>>211865373If anyone needs to be pressured into doing OF after the show, it's Freddy.
>>211865326the gay mexican catboy leader of the white race has spoken, nigga heil
>>211865361Stop fucking everything up.
>did they turn TTS off?
It's fucking over
aryeh is an annoying yapper and i hated dunye and jimmy for the same reason but hes not an abomination of a human being like they are
>>211865380Yeah, freddy was getting too much attention
they are PISSED at fred lmao
>>211865366>this is CRAZY dude it's never been this bad there's piss and paprika this is insaneseth is the absolute worst
>>211865268>Sam has good judgement I'm sorry are we talking about the same guy that drove over state lines to fuck a 16 year old than drove all of his production team into poverty because he needed to constantly reference Nazi material in his TV show
That guy you're saying has good judgement?
>ben ignoring freddy as he tries to talk to him while leaving
faggot wiggers are so pissed at him lol get fucked
>>211865371They never called me so I decided not to come sorry :/
Direnc and Freddy are the only two actual fish left
>>211865348>spend months bragging about the cast>kick 3/8 of them in a week (and the most load-bearing/content-generating ones)>???>collect fishbucks
>Ellie is worried about alienating her "black and trans friends."
>"I like being called a chud!"
get. frank. in. here. to. abuse. her.
Ben's bits fall flat when it's obvious he's actually pissed
>>211865358He'll still give the blessing to get rid of Freddy after tomorrow's Jet cry session when Sam arrives.
>>211865377 i wouldn't called basic medical treatment "rachel treatment"
>>211865409This but unironically
>>211865401>he crossed state lines!
Why are production so fragile?
>You have to pick 5 crew members to run a season of Fishtank (Sam not included, you get him free)
>You can use any past/current crew members or Fish
Who do you pick?
>>211865356why is ellie wearing clothes at all?
FREDDIE IS TEARING UP FISHBUCKS IN ROOM 3
FREDDIE IS TEARING UP FISHBUCKS IN ROOM 3
yfw freddy is kicked before seth
>>211865415he fucking sucks this season
>>211865413Her Discord groomers
why did they pull freddy to the basement?
>>211865355then the right word might be conscience or consciousness
conscious is an adjective that means awake, not a noun
>>211864969BC those aren't his politics
>>211865417i was referring to the backrubs
>ptz not even on freddy
Asleep at the wheel
I would frot with Freddie on the kitchen counter if they let me freeload but they haven’t even looked at my video, their loss stupid wiggers
the fishtank cycle
>new season starts
>hopes are up, get to know the cast, pick your favourite fish
>enjoy early friendtank
>first major happenings occur, morale is high
>sooner or later (usually sooner) production fucks up by either kicking a good fish early, rigging challenges, frank hassle arrives etc.
>tune out and only watch clips/recaps (if at all) and come back for the finale
>>211865407hope to see you there bb <3
>>211865361stupid fishtank, be more kino
>>211865416>get rid of FreddyIf they do they had better have a full cast ready for the next four weeks, these fish stink
>>211865425Bex, Cowboy, 1 reliable friend each of their choosing, Ben
>Still watching this season
>>211865413When did she talk about her black and trans friends?
>>211865425ben, vance, luca, luke, bex.
Which Fish fall under the category
>Coddled
>Nontent
>Both
>>211865384yeah agreed, its fun to make jokes and shitpost but actually fucking with him is super cringe, hes just sad to watch to a point
How are we enjoying the last season of fishtank guys?
I want to hear Aryeh lore drop spongebob all night
>>211865425Jet
Ben
Vance
Bex
Cowboy
>>211865384Wrong
He changed tonight
>None of the girls on the tank are best girl>Shut up Drench I didn't care what you want>Shut up Freddy I don't care about alcohol, GIVE ME MONEY BITCHAnd when he did leave later at least it was for a fishbuck from Ellie not for that faggot Freddy
>>211865444Every time. I don't know why I keep coming back. Also:
Trips of truth.
>>211865409yup.
people shit on seth for just being a tourist but the rest of them are clearly only there as passengers and not real contestants
>>211865439true, he needs a new bit, one trick pony ass
i left hours ago bc aryeh started singing and looks like he's still going lmao fuck this show
I unironically wouldn't mind ben rubbing my back
I almost forget what the touch of another human feels like
>>211865412Honestly Trump is President right now, I can't expect even the best of goyslop to be any good
>leave the cell for the first time all day to see what freddys up to
>...
>"you know back in the day, they used pee... to clean"
>...
>>211865413She clearly just likes to be edgy it was never serious
>JET CALLED SAM 20 MINUTES AGO AND TOLD HIM ABOUT FREDDY'S SHIT TESTS
>SAM IS DOING 90 ON THE FREEWAY TO THE HOUSE TO ELIMINATE FREDDY
>JET IS THE ONLY CREW MEMBER WHO HASN'T COME UP FROM THE BASEMENT RECENTLY, REPORTEDLY SCARED OF FREDDY
Per the 'cord
>fisthank fans arguing with each other over who's more "conservative"
>their favorite contestants are a literal crackwhore bogan and a bisexual anarchist wop
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>/J
its over
>>211865458wait, switch luca for cowboy and it's perfect. i forgot he existed for a second because he's not a wigger.
>>211865425Mints x5 and he shakes those thiccums buttcheeks for me like the amongus gif
>>211865441>Jet literally begging them to leave the cell so he can sleepwhat a faggot
>>211865409honestly almost true. which is funny cause i was about to say this is an indictment of the hiring fans model, but fish like angie and jin were obviously bigger fans than either direnc or freddy and both got out in the first week over some deeply retarded shit
Its pretty impressive that Sam was able to gather so many paypigs off a one season TV show from a decade ago. Excellent grifter
Even Ben fucking sucks this season
>freddy so depressed after getting neutered he hasn't showered or changed his underwear
>sitting in silence drinking beer and smoking
I feel so fucking bad for this guy. He's clearly the most self aware on the show at this point, knows he's the only one doing anything and even he's figured out he has no chance on the show anymore. The fun is over or rather wasn't allowed to start. Dead season.
>>211865413most you are gonna get is a plastic bowling pin thrown on her bed, shes off limits under jets orders.
honestly i wonder if this season will finally be the season for frank to realize how shit this is or if he'll just keep raking in the bucks he needs
daniel, ellie, and seth contribute literally nothing. if anything seth is negative content
bring in someone jet this is really shit
>>211865425>Ben as main showrunner>Vance>Bex>Cowboy>Bic
>>211865369Help! My penis! It hurt! Me! Help! My penis! Me! Me!
>>211865477if you need a hug anon just let me know
>>211865468Different anon but Dan just stood there as Fred took the door…..he’s bitchmade
>dan sleeping on the floor like a fetus in b4
What's going on with this guy
>>211865443I really don't think it would take a lot of convincing to get Fred to do gay shit
>>211865401Yeah unfortunately only kiwifags care about the marky situation, and Jews Rock would've been passable if there weren't other AS leeches trying to get him removed due to their shows lacking in numbers
>>211865425>jet>ben>mints>luke>yunistis
>>211865424Every season they have paypig retards hamming them up like they're bigger than sliced bread even though they're objectively below any decently famous twitch influencer
Anything they see as critical of them they can immediately write off as
>Haters And blocks them.
They just continue to grow their ego with zero pushback and until their money starts to fade they won't actually give a fuck.
It's just how it's going to be
impressive piss, seth's a real man
>>211865444>>211865473its why s3 went so well for awihle because the anticipation for when they tore the facade down
and then you get to see the aftermath. when famous house 2 started thats when the shit was kinda over
Daniel, Spencer, and Ellie exude personality
When did Sam stop being funny
>>211865514Did you take a picture with your phone
>>211865434I can't see what would be his actual politics, I think the only thing he's for sure about is the "white genocide" thing
>>211865433got me there desu
>>211865443post your intro video here
bro actually thought he cooked
this season is like a legacy reboot, it sucks and is a soulless cashgrab
this picture can be used in every competition
spencer needs to get his prostate checked
>>211865514Nice picture bro
you just know that jet, ben, and mints are in the basement trying to come up with ways to sabotage freddy so that he gets eliminated or quits voluntarily
>>211865476you missed out, freddy was being awesome
>>211865527season 2 broke him
Stan
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>s4 is build on personalities
>>211865514he misses angewa
>>211865498Legitimately it's his greatest skill
I kneel to that
>>211865326he's right about the last one though, nick pinned the response to the southport stabbings solely on tommy robinson/mossad as them trying to shift hate to muslims. years prior on d-live he did a stream talking of how horrific the grooming gang scandal was and now he couldn't care less
>>211865527when he realized he can't father children (oct 2024 btw)
>>211865543i would have drank it
I don't think writing this much headcanon about a simple disagreement is healthy for you guys
>>211865515Id offer him some of my meds and he’d happily let me suck him dry in exchange
>>211865500Grim.. dat dude was mad gay when i was in famous house but.... zzzzzzzzzzz
>>211865503they like nontent look at every past season. drench, seth and ellie WILL be top 3
>>211865527When he went to gumroad and had to produce content directly for his “fans” instead of just making things he thought was funny.
>>211865542>bans Freddy from drinking Well, that was easy
>>211865533>personality begins>start sabotaging the show
>>211865529Yeah my ip is rangebanned on /tv/ so I have to phonepost
>>211865523Ellie got horny over how long he pissed
Almost drove sign screws into her ass
>>211865522poor you
did jet block you?
must be hard
>>211865501this. and the stupid fucking wiggers just make it worse and worse until they either kick him or he leaves out of sheer boredom
>>211865544see
>>211865489the /J is a tone indicator that means joking, we lost
>>211865514that's just the blanket you silly guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDPV-24lxvY
>>211865563Rubbing soap on Freddie in the shower>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
freddy is mad and dropping TRVKES
>>211865568>direnc>nontentdon't lie to yourself
>>211865326>laughing gas addicted rapperJet?
freddy pit worship challenge
>>211865514He's been self-hugging all day, fetal position is another sign of stress
I can feel it in my bones that Freddy likely might be gone in the next couple of days due to fragile ego of wiggers. Twice as bright, have as long as they say. Let’s toast to the Fredster tonight for providing a much needed good couple hours after shitty challenges and tts farm from paypigges.
Oh, and Curpstomp Jet Neptune’s fucking face in.
>>211865582Why would I want to talk to jet?
>>211865369BAP is a cringe tryhard. His prose on page 1 of BAM was so horrible that there's no way he's ever written anything of value. It's some crude blend of purple prose along with cringe twitter buzzword spam. It's genuinely the single worst piece of prose I've read in my life and I'm not exaggerating.
>>211865594she's the queen of the nontent squad
jin was objectively an awful kick, angie was fine/ideal, but if they do kick freddy it will be the classic moment of wigger retardation that dooms the season
>>211864976Correct.
Jet has a huge ego. He silently seethes and then calls in daddy sam to punish. Ben pretends to have a huge ego (him being angry is usually a bit).
>>211865596I’d win for sure I bet they smell incredible
>>211865501>He's clearly the most self aware on the show at this pointHow are you guys this stupid?
>>211865605Nobody is saying this.
>>211865564jewish manipulation from you ben, as expected
>CAPTCHA: AR4AN
>>211865524>S1Kicking Simmons for the virtue signal over false pedo allegations
>S2Kicking Cole for saying "Nina" and fucking up all of the challenges, pushing stupid character arc for TJ
>S3Alex B leaving, FH 2 and obviously the retarded RV stream
>S4Kicking Jin and stopping content everytime it happens
They love to self sabotage but they also groomed a paypig audience of whales that keep throwing money at it so it's obviously entertaining for a few retards that make bad financial decisions.
>>211865600He's wasted on this dogshit production and hopefully someone will put him in something better
I hope they kick him or he walks
It was only Ellie piss, r-right guys?
>>211865615he seems like the type to skip showers
>>211865611>kick the only person with enough balls to retaliate>next 4 weeks are complete nontent that ends fishtank forevera man can dream
>>211865621>kicking simmonssimmons was retarded no one cared, jon was the wrong call
>>211865619she is very literally the leader of the dogpile group and all her golem underlings are nontent
>>211865621it wasnt for everyone but for those for whom it was bitchtank had claire
>>211865501hes literally just pissy because he got caught hiding fishbucks and failed to get anyone to leave to get them back. thats literally it
Freddy is the instrument of revenge and punishment against Team Evil.
>>211865384i feel bad because i was having fun hating on him and my brain didn't register how retarded he was until a few days ago. maybe i'm also retarded.
>>211865578god damn if every bit of hair on my body pilled up like that id kms
this freak probably has pilled asshole hairs
>>211865646i legit got filtered by that fat mulatto and stopped watching it
>>211865527When viewtiful Joe broke his mind
>>211865634Simmons retarded chink hobby psychology was a great channel for Jons content retardation.
>>211865611>angie was fineAngie at least got eliminated in a challenge, she lost as fair and square as fishtank can be.
Kicking Jin was retarded as fuck. I would not be surprised if they kick Freddy becaue they have no idea about what's entertaining or not.
I really wish literally anyone else would take the fishtank concept. I can't imagine a worse execution such a good baseline concept. Wasted potential: the show.
>>211865621kicking jin for saying "jet is on r9k" is at least as bad as the cole nina thing
>>211865634I cared. It was an embarrassing mistake for Sam. Simmons was a gay weird scam artist but he didn't deserve it.
>>211865239This webm needs to be paired with the black lady later effortlessly flipping it
>>211865425Cowboy. Vance (silent cameraguy and cake dropper), Luke (as a shark), Ben and of fucking course Jace.
>>211865732I wonder how Simmons is holding up. Did he kill himself or something?
>>211865361kick freddy NOW!!!!!!!
>>211865634 It was purely performative for the nu-MDE fans to soiface over based Samuel Hyde. IDK why he always needs his fake pedo scapegoat. Same happened in S3. Probably part of his grift.
>>211865732remembering famous house 2 with brandon
holy fuck that was a weird situation
>>211865487>>SAM IS DOING 90 ON THE FREEWAY TO THE HOUSE TO ELIMINATE FREDDYonly 90? He's got a gt3rs and like 5 different litrebikes that can each do 180+. Dude's doing 140 minimum.
>>211865770Trannies and gays are pedos by nature so it’s fair to name, shame, and not pay them
I almost want them to kick freddy so I can stop watching
>>211864383sorry newfriends, he said advancing *culture* not advancing 'content', don't reply unless you're from 300 years in the future.
>>211865621>Kicking Cole for sayingThey didn't kick Cole. He left!
>>211865779Sam pretending to care about cars always striked me as this "cosmetic masculinity" trend he loved to lampoon before. He once made fun about people caring about knifes, beards, bacon and whisky because he rightfully called it out on being a shallow commodification of manliness.
Now he does the same with his faux enthusiasm for cars lol.
>>211865326mints is literally gay and they found him from the mondo discord
>>211865618Come out ye black and trans, you will always be a man
>>211865804t. succesfully grifted
>>211865849I have talked to him in-person about taking his cars or bikes to a track day.... and he wasn't interested.
Idk. There's a breed of car guys that buy and modify sportscars and care about "performance" - but then never drive the fucking things. You can usually tell because they care a ton about wheels, but never about actual tires.
>>211865524Jet playing the PA was great and kept him out of the spotlight
>>211865849I just have a beard
I've had knives since boyhood
Whiskey is cool
Bacon keeps kikes and Muslims away even if it is only good when extremely crispy
I know what you're talking about though that shit was huge around 2011 the awful bacon everything flavored shit I guess it is a good comparison when combined with
>>211865895
>>211865750he went on some more game shows, one with johnny knoxville
>>211864264Link to the clip?
