>goo goo gaga

>>211864138 (OP)
Goo?

>>211864138 (OP)
MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY

>>211864138 (OP)
>when ther pedo asked him for an id to prove he's underage

>>211864138 (OP)
>Me, my mommy, my daddy, and my grandchildren

PLAYED COLLEGE BALL

>>211864138 (OP)
wtf is he wearing? was he planning on getting caught just so he can pretend to be the gigachad v incel meme?

>AAAh, I'm a big fan chris! Here, I have a photograph of you in my backpocket, with a printed header saying "To be signed by Chris Hansen on Today's date:" and a sign letter saying "I'm gonna be on tv, this guys think they got me with a decoy but I was acting as a decoy for their decoy! hello mom I'm on tv!"
Chances of this working?

>>211864138 (OP)
>here's that kid I was telling you about

here's your decoy bro

>>211868451
are they wearing big high heels, I've never understood this webm

>>211868512
Not him, but the guy is just crazy short with an equally small frame to the point that it looks like a shoop even though it isn’t, that’s why it originally stood out. Usually people that short have a sort of stocky midge build, but he somehow looks like a digitally resized lanky guy.

>>211864138 (OP)
>eyy ma. how 'bout some cookies?

>>211868451

Thst asian woman is huge. He can stick his entire head up her vagina. Her pelvis can accommodate it.

Baskin band