Thread 211867087

Arthouse and Classics

Minbo edition

>Question of the Day
What's your favourite film involving extortion?
>Bonus
What's your favourite Nobuko Miyamoto joint?

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Queen of /film/

Queen of /film/

We are here

>>211867047
>>211867047
>>211867047

>>211867101
I'm the only other anon in that thread and I'm here now.

>nothing happens for most of the first 90 minutes
>it gets so bad there's a long sequence of the characters just watching a more interesting movie
>suddenly things start happening
>...and there's only 10 minutes left and it's over
With garbage like this getting paraded like a classic while kino like La cité des enfants perdus or even Malle's other Zazie dans le métro get cast aside as popcorn flicks it's no wonder so many despise French cinema by default.

>>211867287
None of Malle's films are paraded as classics. In cinema history he's known only for, one, Les Amants obscenity case that contributed to loosening of cinema censorship in America, two, Pretty Baby narrowly escaping child pornography charges.

>>211867383
There's a Simpsons gag about André, it's a classic

>>211867450
The bags part but instead of G*don and F*x, we come face to face with /film/'s cartel operative connection holding their severed, brutalized heads. How many G*donpaki dickpics do I win?

What's the /film/ equivalent?

>>211867383
I like Black Moon

>Georgia, Montenegro and Bulgaria are the three countries where cinema attendance has recovered after the plandemic
truly the /film/ elite

>>211867832
Monte WHAT?

>>211867832
Based.

...wut?

>>211867832
Has world cinema chartanon done the Balkans yet?

>>211868048
*done the Balkans and/or Caucasus yet

>>211867853
Monte Walsh
>>211867658
It's ok, not as bad as people say. I like how it continues Images using similar locales and the same character/actress but in a lighter and more whimsical tone and without ripping it off.
>>211867405
Simpsons is certainly a weighty measure of a classic

>>211867405
What gag?

>>211868263
>tell me more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AUaXI4jU88

>>211867853
Monte "Two-Lane Blacktop" Hellman

Bad gyal, white don dada (Buck)
Rude boy, it's a white boy summer (Buck, buck)
Bad gyal, white don dada (Buck)
Rude boy, it's a white boy summer

>>211869147
Anti-piracy cavalry is a new low, Tsai.

We're all anti-piracy here.

this would be more appropriate to the last thread but I just got back from seeing Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid at a local Film Society screening (...you are part of your local film society, aren't you?) and it fucking rocked

>>211867450
Built.

>>211870754
Built for what?

>>211870816
For pencil diving into a woodchipper.

>>211870816
the trash

>>211870937
Based qt.

>>211869197
Kek

>>211867940
mumblecore was a mistake
she constantly flashes her pussy in the films though

>>211867940
In all art cinema there has never been a movement worse than mumblecore, there's objectively no good mumblecore movie they're all fundamentally shit.

>>211841981
>>211842449
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>211868048
>>211868083
not yet. I just finished up the first iteration of the East Asia chart yesterday. reposting it for anyone who missed it (full size version: 91n81h.jpg). I also made some small updates to the previous three charts. Southeast Asia is up next, so give me all the worthwhile directors you know from any of the following countries
>Andaman and Nicobar Islands
>Brunei
>Cambodia
>Indonesia
>Laos
>Malaysia
>Myanmar
>Philippines
>Singapore
>Thailand
>Timor-Leste
>Vietnam

>>211872934
I meant to say it last thread, but I'm genuinely impressed by your effort. Keep up the good work!
>Philippines
Lav Diaz
Lino Brocka
>Thailand
Apichatpong Weerasethakul
Pen-Ek Ratanaruang

>>211867383
Ascenseur pour l'échafaud is obviously regarded as a classic by those in the know.

>>211867547
Un homme qui dort

>>211873501
it's a project I've been wanting to do for years now, so I'm trying my best. thanks for the suggestions

why is this thread so barren lately? theres four posters

>>211874798
We are here

>>211867047
>>211867047
>>211867047

>>211867547
a bottle episode of seinfeld

>>211874847
Die

>>211874798
Dunno, let's revive /film/
Last film you watched? Was it good? Was it shit?

>>211875030
See
>>211874948

>>211875119
Ok, bro. Last film I watched was Tiempo de lluvia, a very mid LATAM flick.

I unironically got up an screamed BRAVO when the credits rolled.
Yet another Zhangke 10/10, how does he do it?

>>211875030
only downside were the two s*x scenes I had to fast forward through, other than that, kino

>>211875545
What's it about?

>>211875030
nta, but I watched First Contact (1982) and Wara Wara yesterday and finally passed 30% on my trip around the world. First Contact was a pretty interesting little documentary about Australian gold miners being the first outsiders to come in contact with the people of the interior highlands of Papua New Guinea. it's mostly retellings of stories, but one of the goldminers brought a camera along in the 30's, so there is plenty of actual footage/pictures of the first encounters as well. it's less than an hour long, so check it out if you're interested. 7/10. the restoration efforts behind Wara Wara are sadly more interesting than the film itself. it's a fine silent film from Boliva, one of only a handful made and the only one that has survived to my knowledge, about the Spanish conquistadors destroying the Incan empire, but then one of the conquistadors and the Incan princess fall in love. pretty bland story that relies too heavily on intertitles. there were a few fun shots sprinkled in, but overall it was just alright. 6/10

>>211875567
a guy meets his dead family as ghosts in his old home is asakusa, but everytime he meets up with them him life force is drained

>>211875625
Sounds fun.

>>211875621
That australian doc seems like it would be right up my alley. Lately I've been enjoying documentaries a lot, exposing myself to other cultures and stuff, specially when they are obscure cultures like australian natives. Very cool, anon. It's also Bolivia, not Boliva, hehe.

>>211867087 (OP)
>Question of the Day
>Bonus
Minbo, of course!

>>211875545
Did you watch this on my recommendation? Regardless, glad that you enjoyed it.

>>211875968
I was just downloading random obayashi movies. Has it been recommended here before?

>>211875030
>>211867000

Lee Chang-dong's favourite films of 21st century so far.
Boyhood is such an odd choice, I agree with the sentiment of it being completely over hyped. TV movie tier direction and dramaturgy.

>>211876324
imagine getting filtered by mishima, lol

>>211876150
I've recommended it here a few times with the most recent recommendation being a few days ago. The other two Obayashis I recc'd would be good to do next if you haven't seen them.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211649405/#211683227

>>211876346
ok I will watch one of your recs if you watch one of mine
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211649405/#q211683776

Mungiu is a Albert Serra chad on the other hand
But
>Parasite
Yikes

>>211876345
It's actually not that great.
Schrader in general is not very good as a director, and the only thing which really is as good as they say about Mishima are the visual aspects of the film; other than that, it's mogged by pretty much any other classic movie.

>>211876412
Parasite is great. Best lensed film of the century, probably.

>>211876410
I should watch My God, My God, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? (2005) and you should watch The Rocking Horsemen (1992) in a kind of Tadanobu Asano collaborative double feature.

>>211872934
Cambodia
>Rithy Panh
Indonesia
the best Indonesian films I know were not made by Indonesians (Joshua Oppenheimer and Gareth Evans)
Malaysia
>Yasmin Ahmad
>Dain Said (just for Bunohan, everything else he's made looks like slop)
Philippines
>Dwein Ruedas Baltazar
>Glenn Barit
>Ishmael Bernal
>Lino Brocka
>Arden Rod Condez
>Lav Diaz
>Khavn
>Mike de Leon
>Kidlat Tahimik
>John Torres
Singapore
>Anthony Chen
Thailand
>Kongdej Jaturanrasmee
>Jakrawal Nilthamrong
>Banjong Pisanthanakun
>Anocha Suwichakornpong
>Pen-Ek Ratanaruang
>Nawapol Thamrongrattanarit
>Joe
Vietnam
>Pham Thein An
>Le Bao
>Tran Anh Hung
>Dang Nhat Minh
>Truong Minh Quy

>>211875871
>Very cool, anon. It's also Bolivia, not Boliva, hehe.
that's what I get for not rereading my post lol

>>211876345
Quality of the film aside (solid 5/10 for me), I was talking specifically about the acting, or non-acting.

>>211876716
Favorite films? Top 3, at the very least.

>>211876655
sounds good, there's a torrent for my god my god why hast thou forsaken me? in the kdrama general movies pastebin if you need it.

>>211876330
I agree that Boyhood is overhyped, but as someone who also grew up in Texas during the same time the film takes place, it really hits home for me personally

Porumboiu choosing Peele's Us randomly is really funny.
Odd choice of Guiraudie, this film specifically felt like half assed satire on his part, possibly weakest Guiraudie film period.
The Irishman too, that was absolute Netflix slop, awful direction, borderline incompetent. I thought Scorshitty went senile, but Killers of The Flower Moon was directed fine even if I did not like it either. The Irishman is just bafflingly bad, I don't know why anyone likes it and how the hell it got any praise.

>>211876716
westerners are so brain broken they don't like any acting unless it's that retarded muted nonsense that has taken over american tv and movies

>>211876950
Wtf does that even mean? lol

>>211876762
What does my top 3 have to do with anything? Really that insecure that someone disliked your favorite film?

>new Kelly Reichardt kino coming this year
the only director I ever get excited for these days

>>211877176
She is the only good "american indie" filmmaker but still not nearly as great as you're implying.
The new film does have Josh O' Connor in it, I like him.

>>211877143
You're too defensive my dude, I just wanted to know your top 3. I don't even like Mishima that much, a 7/10 for me.

>>211877265
she's literally the only good working American director

>>211877366
AHEM

>>211877318
For the sake of the argument, I'm an actor's cinema enjoyer, and my top 2 would be a Cassavetes joint and a Pialat joint. The third something ultramodernist and ultraformalist.
Faces
A nos amours
Red Desert

Now what's your point?

>>211877484
Just wanted to know. I haven't even watched a single Pialat flick.

>>211877673
Now tell me yours

>>211876455
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Schraderian kinography. The Calvanist guilt is extremely subtle and will filter Pakistanis without a solid grasp of Dryerian lensing and staging. Then there are Nastassja Kinski's nude scenes, which are deftly woven into the plot. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these films, to realise that they're not just kino- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Schrader truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the tragic irony of Cat People's final scene which itself is a cryptic reference to Bresson's Transcendental epic Pickpocket.

>yes I played Bill in Bill & Ted and directed Smosh: The Movie how could you tell?
He did make Freaked which is comedy-kino.
Bad Luck Banging or Looney Porn is meh tho, Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of The World was better. And in general Radu Jude made other better films like Aferim, Everybody in Our Family.

>>211877885
I'm sure this sounded more clever in your head.

It's Dreyer not Dryer he's not a laundry appliance

Schrader never made a good film. Mishima is ambitious and interesting, but not very good. A rare example of a film being less than the sum of its parts.

>>211877470
Pretty good except for Triangle of Sadness, that was embarrassing

watched Day of Wrath
it's woke...

>>211877980
It's a meme you dip

We need a /philm/ Chart

Baraboo (2009)
Wildly Available (1996)
Over the Edge
Manhunter
Vincent mit l'âne dans un pré (et s'en vint dans l'autre)

Who's making it? What else?

>>211878290
Oh I know.

>>211877885
>>211878083

>>211877739
Au hasard Balthazar
The Ascent
Vivre sa vie

Starter pack films, but I'm okay with it.

>>211878563
And what was the point of this dick measuring ritual?

>>211878169
As a Schrader skeptic, I disagree; American Gigolo was his only great film (controversial, I know).

>>211878627
Knowledge; I will watch your faves.

>>211878738
I like how every movie is standard /film/core but The World of Kanako, yet the poster of the movie makes it look like standard /film/core ala Yang while it is, actually, in fact, worthless slop.

>>211878644
American Gigolo, Witch Hunt, Affliction, Light Sleeper are his only good film.
Egoyan and Schrader are the same.
Exotica and Sweet Herafter, then heaps of garbage.

>>211878169
American Gigolo, Witch Hunt, Affliction, Light Sleeper are his only good films.

>>211878738
LTR

>Lisbon
Masterpiece

>TOL
Worthless

>Greenaway
Worthless

>Yi Yi
Great

>ITMOL
Great

>Turin Horse
Great

>Holy Motors
Good

>Silent Life
Masterpiece

>Zero Day
No idea

>Kanako
Garbage

The World of Nanako

>>211879196
*smooch*

>>211878837
>>211879001
filtered

>>211878685
Early Cassavetes is rough and experimental, he's probably the only filmmaker that I think should be approached non-chronologically. Start with The Killing of Chinese Bookie, follow chronologicaly starting with Minnie and Moskovitz, then return to Husbands, Faces, Shadows.
Pialat is an heir of the French naturalist tradition of Renoir, Pagnol, Gremillon, but also shows strong influence of Bresson's austere anti-realism. If you're comfortable with Bresson you can probably watch Pialat head on, but it wouldn't hurt if you know your way around Renoir's 30s output.
Antonioni you probably already know a lot about, but in case you don't, it is necessary to watch his alienation trilogy before Red Desert in order to get used to Antonioni's unique emphasis on form, composition, shape and line because in Red Desert all of it is overlaid with astonishing abstraction of color.

>>211879353
That was the webm that tricked me into watching that joint. I think Nakashima might unironically be the worst "big" director of all time in the game. I can't even fathom how could he make it; he was already wack from the beginning and just descended with each flick into more and more anime tier live action bullshit.

>>211879380
Ok, good effortpost. I have already watched most Antonioni and some Cassavetes.

>>211879353
>>211879524
This looks fucking awful, I'm ashamed to share a general with you

>>211879524
Is it worse than Tag! (2015)?

>>211879918
No, Tag! is a 0.5/5 while The World of Kanako is a 1/5, but in abyss level filmmaking one could say that there is not that much difference between a Palo Alto, a Tag! or a Kanako. It's like comparing solid shit to diarrhea.

The yellow colour on the screen of the symbolic “gold” shots was achieved by inserting a “filter” into the light beam of the projector at the appropriate times. After some experimenting, a 5X7 frame was used to hold a piece of theatrical “straw gelatine”; this was placed about 2 feet in front of the projection lens. Bruce Young, a member of the House Committee cued in the gold filter just as records are cued in for the music scores. When Greed was first made, the prints and the necessary sections printed on positive stock of the correct colour. Such small details as gold teeth, gold bars of the cage, etc. were coloured by hand as 35mm film was slid along a long work table while an assembly line of girls painted the various details.

>>211876412
Parasite is better than A Separation and Dogville.

El silencio del topo Anon... you here?

Been out of the threads for a month. About to read the archives and catch up, but did I miss anything?

>>211880930
Yes, what is it?

>>211881338
You missed the dark ages, nothing to write home about.

>>211881338
make sure you read up on the lore of nanako and fake nanako it's crucial to the ever evolving culture of /film/

Hey frens, I'm currently watching a documentary at the moment, TrumaZone by Adam Curtis (Or What It Felt Like to Live Through The Collapse of Communism and Democracy)

And I have a mood for some ruski/eastern european movies. preferably something that use political turmoil as a back drop for the story.
of course you don't have to be that specific, surprise me.

>>211879580
I forgot to mention, an early Pialat's short Janine is excellent and uses an actress that would later be in A nos amours, establishing a loose and subtle thematic connection. Watch it, it's short.

>>211881520
>Yes, what is it?
The download is stuck, the seeder hasn't appeared in weeks... In other words, it's over.

>>211881912
It's okay, maybe catch it on some international film festival in like 10 years or something. Surprises me that there was a torrent in the first place.

>>211881338
Nothing's new under the sun.

>>211881633
Alright, I will try to watch it tonight.

>>211881625
I Am Twenty

>>211878201
4 Months 3 Weeks 2 Days is utter fucking garbage, do not fall for the meme
There's genuinely an unbroken 25 minute shot of them just complaining about stupid bullshit at dinner

>>211882962
>There's genuinely an unbroken 25 minute shot of them just complaining about stupid bullshit at dinner
Kino

>>211879380
Why does absolutely nothing happen in the first half of La Notte?

>>211882962
conquer the part of you that gets bored

>>211883337
You're supposed to vibe to it. Also, controversially, as a big Tony fan I must say that La notte is one of my least favorite films of his, though still an easy 4/5. It just seems too heavy handed with the le emptiness message when compared to his other masterjoints.

>>211883404
I finished the film, it was garbage

>>211882962
I didn't remember it being boring, quite a great and hard hitting movie about abortion.

>>211883468
>killing babies le good

>>211883468
>hard hitting
>first 20 minutes are alright with the intrigue and black market dealings
>rest of film is boring horseshit

>>211883690
If you can' raise them properly and doom them to a life of poverty, neglect and poor education, yes.

>>211883861
>boring
Not an argument

>>211883894
Don't have a baby then if you can't raise it?
>>211883899
It's boring, case closed

>>211875383
I was going to watch this in theaters, but I waited too long and was busy on the only days it was showing. Now I only get to watch it in blu-ray quality. How badly did I fuck up?

>>211883720
*smooch*
*smooch*

>>211883918
Well that's exactly what they're doing with the abortion.

>>211884369
Then don't have unprotected sex if you aren't ready for a baby
Then again
>women
>responsibility

Di babylon hate me for my little kamikaze flight against G*
I saw Dalle in my dream for the first time last night. There was no physical contact, but I felt delighted in her presence. She was happy. This is funny because I never felt attracted to her in the first place.
I like Dalle solely for aesthetic reasons, just like any other actress I find beautiful. I wouldn't call any actress my waifu in the sense that I'm sexually and/or romantically attached to her. I just enjoy seeing them like how I'd enjoy seeing a beautiful shot in a film.

>>211884391
You do know condoms don't guarantee you won't get pregnant, right? Anon, you're not a virgin, are you?

I just came across something very strange on letterboxd. this seems to be the account of a travel agency for the Andaman and Nicobar Islands that is trying to advertise by putting random films in lists and then writing a whole blurb about why you should travel to these islands
https://letterboxd.com/andamanemerald/
why do they think this is an effective strategy? who in their right mind would contact someone about booking a vacation because they found a list on letterboxd? Indians are truly baffling sometimes

>>211884816
Marketing is my middle name, saar.

>>211884816
oh shit, I just realized it's two separate accounts in my screenshot
https://letterboxd.com/traveltourister/
how deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>211884862
lel

>>211884816
Jeets are retarded in the weirdest way, they act like a shitty AI basically.

What films must you have seen to be allowed to post in /film/.

>>211884971
Cake In Freight

>>211884971
Disaster Movie
Little Nicky
Surf's Up
American Pie

>>211885087
>guy orders 5 pizzas every few days from the same store
>they must see the same address
>pizza guy goes to house
>is shocked the guy that keeps doing this is fat

Hello /film/

>>211884971
https://boxd.it/ybaRS$CtfeYvveaksldkx5

>>211884971
105 of 644 (not counting the ones I skipped)

>>211885333
meant for>>211885247

>>211884971
Chantal Akerman filmography including shorts and segments in omnibus films.

>>211885333
>148 out of 644
My excuse is watching things that I want to watch, instead of what someone else wants me to watch in order to approve of me.

>>211881625
Bespredel (1989)

>>211881625
Same energy

lel

>>211886558
He got filtered by Megalopolis and gave Sinners a fucking 9/10, fuck this retard, he is clearly not worth listening to.

>>211884816
I've noticed letterboxd accounts that are made specifically to improve the SEO of random companies. They don't even review anything. They just list a company's details with some copywriting.
https://letterboxd.com/lawnmowerservic/

If they logged and rated some gardening related films i'd at least respect the grift.

Still waiting on that Wildly Available (1996) Mega. The rutracker one had a Russian dub.

>>211886784
Fucking hell, you were right. He didn't realize it was a metaphor and thought Cesar was genuinely stopping time.

>>211888328
I respect the Fireman Sam grift regardless of the movie it's under.

>>211886784
>>211888571
This man has a PhD in film studies, is an Associate Professor at a University, and gets paid to write papers about film. He's also Taiwanese and gave every Tsai film he's seen a lower rating than Sinners.

What's the name of the movie where the aspect ratio keeps changing

>>211877937
>La Cienaga
>Saint Omer
really wish people would stop pretending these are masterpieces or even particularly good
>>211878092
he's a little bit of a laundry appliance

>>211890181
Just to be a nuisance? Oppenheimer
Just for fun? The Grand Budapest Hotel

>>211881633
Pialat sucks. Truffaut 2.0

>>211882962
it's mediocre

>>211883468
yeah boring subject desu. Also had to throw in the scene where the abortion guys "rapes" them. Just a dull film capitalizing on a fashionable political trend that is otherwise unimpressive.

>>211886784
Coppola is terrible.

>>211885582
No

This documentary investigates the underworld of modern eunuchs in America. Each year in the United States hundreds of men voluntarily choose to be castrated and reinvent their sexual identity for reasons other than sex reassignment. Who are they? What are their motivations? Is it legal? Should men have access to such an irreversible surgery on demand? To answer all these questions American Eunuchs profiles several key characters. In Philadelphia we find Dr Felix Spector, an 84 year old doctor of osteopathic medicine, who has performed castrations in a semi-legal environment for three or four patients a week on average between 1998 and 2001. No questions asked. Credit cards accepted. This documentary also follows George, a pet groomer who is married with children, on the day of his surgery in Philadelphia and several months later at his Maryland home in an attempt to understand his motivations and the impact of the surgery in his life. “Gelding”, a eunuch himself and guru to the pseudo-community of castrated men, will tell his story and demonstrate a variety of techniques to castrate animals and men during a calm and lucid conversation by the pool in his house in Florida. The last part of American Eunuchs will take the viewer to the heartland of America. In Joplin, Missouri, Jack, an illegal cutter explains his reasons for risking several years in jail to perform illegal castrations in motel rooms. Does Jack represent today’s version of a provider of back alley abortions? The documentary reaches its climax with Michael, one of Jack’s patient/victims Michael’s sad and moving story raises several issues and forces the viewer to reflect upon our society, the medical system and the complexity of human sexuality.

Guiducci and Sacchi pointedly identify these anomalous males as American, and in the referencing of their subjects’ altered male bodies, the filmmakers also offer commentary on a broader concept of Americanization, particularly the way in which “America” circulates as a master signifier of wealth, progress, freedom, and modernity.

As one piece of evidence testifying to the film’s lack of gender subtlety, participants on the Eunuch Archive, an Internet support site for those wanting to discuss castration, consistently pilloried the documentary as ignorant and exploitative. One posting by BK/Paolo (2004) argued that the film is “damaging beyond words. It has undermined everything that the Community has worked for since the boom in the Internet with the Eunuch Archive. It is also nothing more than a slap in the face to people like me. I am reminded of the 1930’s film ‘Freaks,’ unfortunately. In the end, that is what this all boils down to—men who want to be, or have been, castrated—portrayed as freaks for the enjoyment of the masses. These are real people that the producers have ‘played with’ and degraded by editing for the sake of the sensational.”

A response to BK/Paolo’s thread written by SquirmEWorm spoke of attending a public screening at which Guiducci was present. The “tone of his comments made it very clear how he felt about the eunuch community,” reported SquirmEWorm. “On the way out the door, I asked him if there was a eunuch community in Italy. He said no, not that he knew of, but. . . .And I walked away from him. He also said that this film wasn’t making them (he and his partner) rich. That must be a big disappointment for him, since that was obviously their sole goal.”

Any /film/s out there like this? I'm already planning on watching Womb soon.

Whatchu think

>>211892087
>>211892561
>>211892996
We never found this one

>>211894650
>Vortex
Amour is better

>>211894899
It's the opposite for me. Haneke is ironically too cynical. Noe is a moral edgelord. Haneke is a posturing moralfag who doesn't care. Which is why his sentimentality feels posturing as well and doesn't fit at all the style. Noe's formalism on the other hand is perfect for the subject matter, the film really feels often like you're trapped and confined within a mind scattering, and it's all done with a thing as simple as split-screen and editing with "blinks". That's basically it, it's the most simple Noe film yet most affecting. These dialogues are completely transfromed with the use of split screen, it's especially genius how he splits the screen often in shots which would have been singular if done in a wide aspect ratios. But he still creates distance even when characters are next to each other. I was totally blown away. Dario Argento was also phenomenal in the role, didn't know he had such acting skills.

>>211894828
$19.99 on Amazon

>>211888952
I prefer Pajama Sam personally.

>>211894127
What's our take on this one? Research or... instinct.

The NY times won't let me look at those lists without paying

>>211888328
Some of them do.

I want Checkleaovian medieval kino. Where start?

>>211896713
You can archive the pages can't you?

>>211896713
There's a browser extension to bypass most paywalls, you can even add sites which are not in the extension's own list, for example I added Screen Daily there and bypassing their paywall.

>>211876330
>>211876412
>>211876842
>/film/ drones when directors don't follow canon lists
>wtf what an "odd" choice

>>211884971
None. No one here actually watches films, it's just a drone general who parrots Sight & Sound polls.

>>211897968
who hurt you

>>211896037
When shota destroyers have kids, they always act on instinct.

>Ghosts of Mars
>two Breillat films
Luca is such a fucking shitposter.

In American Eunuchs, George expresses a version of Plato’s creed for the supremacy of the mind through reflections on the castrated body: “I guess everything you would do at this point would be based on your personality, ’cause there’s no testosterone rush, or being a tough guy sort of thing. . . .Decisions now are made completely thought out, and I feel pretty cool about that part, you know, it makes me feel in a sense that you’re reaching perfection because you’re not making decisions based on an emotion at the time but actually a calculated process. If that makes sense at all.” Reflecting on this new rational state, George brandishes a faux samurai sword (a large wooden stick), slicing it through the air and vanquishing an invisible opponent. “You know, how many people would know how to draw a samurai sword, smash a head, wipe off the blood?” George says while acting out the execution described. George’s implication suggests that the cacophonous message of chemistry and desire formerly manufactured within the testicles made it impossible to function rationally in the world. Now, free of male body chemistry, George can lay claim to “manly” pure reason, even while reinforcing a fantasy of masculine dominance through blade and blood. It is perhaps more telling than George imagines that an ersatz samurai sword functions as the avatar of masculinity, since Asian masculinity has itself so often been associated with what David L. Eng (2001) describes in Racial Castration as a place of absence commonly linked to the exotic and orientalized feminine.

Michael seeks the help of the burly J. R. for a nullification surgery, a procedure that eradicates all of Michael’s male genitalia. J. R. works as a personnel recruiter, a pastor of a church, and a part-time cutter. He self identifies as gay, wears a black ski mask during his interviews, and boasts an enormous gut (again solidifying the conflation of embodied excesses and moral depravity); by the documentary’s close, we are told he has been convicted on charges of obscenity and child pornography. Both Michael’s wife and his family are more comfortable with nullification than with a vaginoplasty, Michael tells J. R. in a postsurgery heart-to-heart, because, “The real issue for them is the gender issue and not what I choose to do with mybody.” In this respect, it is “okay to take away, but it’s not okay to create.”

I have written my first screenplay, of sorts. Its an alternate script for Psycho (1960), which I believe is flawless until the murder happens and then it goes full retard. In my story Norman isn't a psycho, just a weird misanthropic incel. It plays out like more of a cat and mouse psychosexual thriller between the two main characters. I think it would make for a much better film.

>>211897626
Thanks

>>211898960
Johm.

>>211897902
The funny thing is that they all follow canons, but not /film/ canons, so the chuds will chud, I guess.

>>211898991
Thamks

/hor/ is dead and we killed it.

the spoof genre (when done right) is not only the peak of comedy, but also the highest IQ form of comedy.

>pre-required viewing
you have to watch certain movies within a genre, usually the ultimate kinos. which is like doing homework. only smart fags do homework. it also makes you more informed about the genre in general

>comedic timing
everything from acting to onscreen chemistry to the editing to the lighting has to be PERFECT in order for the joke to fully land to it's fullest potential. any group of comedy nerds can come up with hilarious jokes, but having actors that can EXECUTE those jokes is an entirely different thing.

>editing
hate to repeat myself, but the editing in these movies has to be IMMACULATE. literal academy award-tier knowledge of the cutting room is required.

>>211899701
Scary Movie 2 confirmed high IQ.

>>211899778
This but unironically because Tim Curry and Veronica Cartwright also star in it.

>>211899701
so are there any that actually fit all these criteria?

>>211899922
Not Another Teen Movie

>>211899922
Scary Movie - genius interpolation of a genius movie (Scream)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - a complete revision of the spy genre that mogs the best 'Cock productions
Team America: World Police - social commentary of the american lifestyle, deeply thought provoking

>>211900173
Wtf I love all of these.

>>211898310
It always fascinates me people think chopping off body parts is a reasonable alternative to basic impulse control. No surprise "cinema" cucks aren't an exception.

>>211900447
No one ever cried from a stabbing... except bitches and fags. The yakuza don't give no fucks about losing a finger or two! What a gay ass society I live in...

>>211900173
what about Airplane, Walk Hard, or This Is Spinal Tap?

>>211900585
Walk Hard is my all-time favorite comedy.

>>211900585
I sometimes Walk Hard, if you catch my drift.

Holy kinorolli

>>211900173
>Team America: World Police
Safdie approved

Also unironically a based list from Mr. Bobby Eggers. He truly is /film/ incarnate.

>>211901314
HTBAG is truly a (proto)eggersian film

>>211901259
now let's see his brother's list, considering he's the one that posts here

>>211900173
All bad, they are too orchestrated and constrained by pandering to low IQ Americans, with Team America just being South Park in new colors.

The peak is Hot Times (1974), Fritz the Cat, Heavy Town, Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat, Swap Meet, Jennifer (1978), Fulci Direct to VHS films, Baby Geniuses 1-5, Which Way Is Up?, Cooley High, Full Body Massage, Wildly Available, Glen and Randa, Pelvis, A Matter of Love, David Holzman's Diary, My Girlfriend's Wedding, Monstrosity, Graverobbers, Karate Dog,

The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat is so brilliant because it is a spoof of a spoof. Like Comparing Austin Powers to Baby Geniuses 5 in spoofing crime films. Come on now.

>>211900585
Airplane is pretty good.
Walk Hard bad
Spinal Tap terrible

>>211901635
Eggers is absolutely horrible, and German is good, so no he's not proto anything to do with that retarded hack.

>>211902852
>The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat is so brilliant because it is a spoof of a spoof.
First one is better.

>>211902946
Nah, that's what they want you to think.

>>211902852
I was obviously trolling with my spoof classics list, but in /philm/ it's to be expected that people can't differentiate trolling from facts. I thought that the 'Cock mention was the giveaway, but alas, such is life.

>>211903040
old /film/ hated Hitchcock, so wouldn't surprise me to see a contrarian take like that.

>>211903094
I think he's alright, yet still, I popularized the meme that he sucks. He's just alright.

>>211903040
>>211903148
You were obviously taking the piss and yet those movies are funny as hell.

>>211902852
>Spinal Tap terrible
Got filtered by Indonesian folk music

>>211903248
They are; actually, one of those Scary Movie flicks is the only movie I've ever watched that made me straight up laugh until my belly and head ached terribly with the "I am insane!" spoof of Tom Cruise on Oprah kek.

This is the only parody movie I permit to be discussed in /film/.

>>211904141
Speaking of HK comedies, how about this one? It's pretty much a WKW shitpost.

We're all insane here.

>>211905584
Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain

>>211905534
For some reason I assumed this movie was a journey to the west spinoff and was delaying watching it until I read the book

We're all assuming here.

The anti-american anon is so cute

I said there would be pain! Enjoy a lifetime of it.

How many films did you have to add to the New York Times' poll?

>>211891603
Why?

>>211897968
Well, to put it bluntly, isn't there a certain incompatibility between /film/ and watching films?

Well, to put it bluntly, isn't there a certain incompatibility between being (((Truffaut))) and not being utter fucking shit?

>>211910480
>When I first saw Citizen Kane (1941), I was certain that never in my life had I loved a person the way I loved that film.
Truffaut haters are the same people who think Citizen Kane is 7/10.

>>211910619
I didn't say he had bad taste.

>>211910753
And, as a Truffaut apologist, I'd actually say he did. His insistent reliance on American cinema is what kept him from becoming a more interesting artist, the few films he made in the purely French tradition are fresh and exciting.

>>211910878
>And, as a Truffaut apologist, I'd actually say he did
Cool. Point was that I don't care for (((Truffaut))) and his taste is irrelevant to that (tho it's also true that you're wrong about me wrt to Kane).

>>211911225
Cool it with anti-semitic remarks.

>>211911277
It's just punctuation and it's just joshin'.

>>211911306
You'd be less defensive if you weren't so media illiterate.

>>211901314
is he Georgian or Montenegrin?

>>211911376
I don't feel that I'm being particularly defensive.

>>211911789
And you're not playing along with my ironies. Forget it.

>>211911921
/film/'s not for playin', sonny.

We're all playin' here.

>2025
>I am forgotten...

does anyone else think about how the director of night of the hunter never directed anything else. that always blows my mind. its such an amazing movie

I hope I can enjoy French films as much as I do Japanese films
My goal is to do AFATT and AJATT at the same time so I hope there's enough French films to last me

>>211894127
Do Americans really see a problem with a son sharing a bed with his mother? That'd be the most retarded puritanical nonsense I'd have seen this week.

>>211913324
Also the Canival of Souls guy. And Saul Bass.

>>211900173
>genius movie (Scream)
Jesus Christ... these threads are full of the dumbest motherfuckers on /tv/...

We're all the dumbest motherfuckers on /tv/ here.

>>211867097
loved the hell outta this movie, as I have had a similar experience as Harry did.. still to this day I watch it every 2 years or so

>>211913298
I never got to see this in 3D and I'm disappointed. I feel I need to rewatch it once I explore Godard's filmography some more because this was only the second or third film I saw from him, and I've still only seen 5 total

What am I finna be in for?

>>211897626
what's the extension called?

I'm looking through an encyclopedia of films and filmmakers and it's full of absolute bangers of opening lines. Some examples.

On Schrader
>While it is doubtless fanciful and recherché to read Paul Schrader’s movies as unmediated reflections of his own life and feelings, it is nonetheless true that the director/screenwriter’s ‘‘religious fascination with the redeeming hero’’ echoes his extreme fascination with himself.

On Nicholas Ray
‘‘The cinema is Nicholas Ray.’’ Godard’s magisterial statement has come in for a good deal of ridicule, not by any means entirely undeserved.

On Chimes at Midnight
>...among Welles scholars, by contrast, Chimes at Midnight is often accorded pride of place as ‘‘the fullest, most completely realized expression of everything [Welles] had been working toward since Citizen Kane.’’ Partly such praise can be understood as admiration for the fact that Welles managed to make the film at all.

On Celine and Julie Go Boating
>Umberto Eco has suggested that a key factor in a work’s status as a cult object is its disjointedness, which allows viewers or readers space into which they can project their own fiction-making skills. This partly explains why Rivette’s loose, baggy fantasy is arguably the only genuine cult film of the nouvelle vague.

>>211915656
just use ublock origin with this filter list https://raw.githubusercontent.com/liamengland1/miscfilters/master/antipaywall.txt

>>211915712
all nonsense

>>211916033
All me.

We're all me here.

>>211915537
non-sense (compliment)

I beefed up the Southeast Asian list a little. this is how it's looking now
Andaman and Nicobar Islands
?
Brunei
?
Cambodia
>Kavich Neang*
>Rithy Panh
>Norodom Sihanouk
Indonesia
>Kamila Andini
>D. Djajakusuma
>Edwin*
>Usmar Ismail
>Garin Nugroho
>Mouly Surya*
Laos
?
Malaysia
>Yasmin Ahmad
>Tan Chui Mui*
>Dain Said
Myanmar
>Maung Wunna
>Midi Z*
Philippines
>Lamberto V. Avellana
>Dwein Ruedas Baltazar
>Glenn Barit
>Ishmael Bernal
>Lino Brocka
>Manuel Conde
>Arden Rod Condez
>Nick Deocampo
>Lav Diaz
>Marilou Diaz-Abaya
>Peque Gallaga*
>Cesar Hernando
>Khavn
>Mike de Leon
>Jet Leyco*
>Raya Martin
>Brillante Ma Mendoza
>Mario O'Hara
>Raymond Red*
>Sherad Anthony Sanchez
>Manuel Silos
>Kidlat Tahimik
>John Torres
Singapore
>Anthony Chen
>Yeo Siew Hua
>Liao Jiekai
>Eric Khoo
>Tan Pin Pin*
>Royston Tan
Thailand
>Phuttiphong Aroonpheng
>Aditya Assarat
>Sompot Chidgasornpongse
>Kongdej Jaturanrasmee
>Sivaroj Kongsakul*
>Euthana Mukdasanit
>Jakrawal Nilthamrong
>Banjong Pisanthanakun
>Uruphong Raksasad
>Pen-Ek Ratanaruang
>Tulapop Saenjaroen*
>Taiki Sakpisit
>Anocha Suwichakornpong
>Nawapol Thamrongrattanarit
>Visra Vichit-Vadakan*
>Apichatpong Weerasethakul
>Thanit Yantrakovit*
>Prabda Yoon*
Timor-Leste
?
Vietnam
>Pham Thein An
>Le Bao
>Tran Anh Hung
>Viet Linh
>Dang Nhat Minh
>Trinh T. Minh-ha
>Pham Ky Nam
>Hai Ninh
>Truong Minh Quy
>Tran Van Thuy
>Tran Vu
anyone else I should add/remove before starting on the chart? the ones with asterisks are the ones I'd be more willing to remove if need be

>>211867547
Stranger Than Paradise

>>211902852
Aesthetically it is a very eggersian film: Monochrome, videogame cinematography, orchestrated oner shots, farts, I could go on. How can you not see it?

>>211917821
1 out of 4 Eggers films is monochrome

>>211917962
That's 25% of his filmography.

>>211918294
>>211917821
By
>videogame cinematography, orchestrated oner shots
do you mean seemingly unmotivated camera movement? Need I remind you that camera in Hard to Be a God is entirely diegetic?

>>211913925
Supposedly, she breastfeeds him at 11 years old. Either a pedo or a complete weirdo.

>>211914326
You got filtered.

>>211917962
>it's not monochrome bro, it's orange AND blue. TWO (2) colors, count them!

>>211910619
>Truffaut haters are the same people who think Citizen Kane is 7/10.
For all you know, I actually like The 400 Blows.

>>211918835
Why isn't it logged on your page? Why isn't Loulou?
And don't take the 7/10 meme personally, you're just a prominent and convenient example.

>>211918809
You have to go back.

>>211918395
The diegesis of the camera, its over-the-shoulder angles, the continous shots... It's all there pal.

>>211919479
>The diegesis of the camera
Where is it found in Eggers films? I admit I haven't seen the last two, but would be interested if it's there.

>>211919479
two more days until ludo-kino is saved

Great directors who have directed 3 or less kinos

>>211916896
also, if anyone has any preference for certain films to use for a director, let me know

>>211919797
Joe should be Syndromes and a Century

>>211919712
Michelangelo Frammartino, Kazuhiko Hasegawa, Pater Sparrow, the list goes on.
>>211916896
Add Puangsoi Aksornsawang.

>>211920014
noted
>>211920043
added to the list

all hacks

>>211918613
Shut the fuck up, retard.

>>211920523
All me.

>>211920523
>Otto Preminger
Wilderchads vindicated!

>>211920726
Or you'll do what? Consider yourself fucked.

Is Kojima /film/?

>>211920916
Cartel inbound, motherfucker.

>>211921013
I send a guy to you; fisting ensues.

We're all writing checks with our mouths that our bodies can't cash here.

>>211921111
Quads of victory.

>>211919269
There are a ton of movies I still need to rate for various reasons. I've never seen Loulou though
>don't take the 7/10 meme personally, you're just a prominent and convenient example.
It's all good. Honestly I think it's hilarious how that became a meme lol enough teasing might actually get me to rewatch it one day.

Hello /film/ :)

>>211920916
I didn't say or else, shitface.

>>211921300
Then say it, fuckface.

>>211921292
Shalom!

Bakin'

>>211921482
I wanted to bake however.

seanpony bake

>>211921510
We don't care.

>>211921528
I will cartel you a new hole.

>>211921443
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

>>211921542
I will use it.

>>211921616
Motherfucker.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING BAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING AMATEUR HOUR???

>>211921803
page 4

FEELIN LIKE IM FINNA BAKEBLOCK A MOTHERFUCKER RN!!!!!

>>211921911
make it Kojima edition

>>211921911
Page 7 or gtfo

>>211921292
That guy, genetically, looks like he was born in Isreal.

>>211922108
>>211922108
>>211922108
>>211922108

>>211922120
>Baked on page 6
Disgraceful

>>211922040
And conceived in the tunnels under New York.

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