>Previously on The Shield..

suck?

>>211867452 (OP)
How the fuck did Chiklis pull off this role? He was a badass

>organ in the audience's face

absolute pottery

>>211867452 (OP)
>Julien is gay again

>>211869581
>being gay is not the same as being retarded

>>211869581
crazy how writers couldn't decide if he was gay or not and just kept changing it every season.

>>211869645
Do you think they made him... suck in jail?

>>211869645
yea,there was no real resolution they just gave up on the storyline

>>211869561
that's some Kubrickian shit.

>>211869561
I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS

>>211869698
that zinger is on about the same level as his character on the show desu ngl

>>211867452 (OP)
>Dutch boiled an avocado and fingered a coyote

>you ready to suck?

>>211867452 (OP)
>He made you...post the same thread again?

>>211871973
>JUST ANOTHA DAAAAAAAAAY

Is this show actually good? I see it hyped up on here constantly.

>>211867452 (OP)
any other kinos for this feel?

>>211872040
no, its only worth mentioning cause of a politician giving some druggie a blowjob and it being mentioned in every single episode opening

>>211872040
Its great and I envy you that I can't watch it again. At least not till the alzheimer kicks in.

>>211872040
it's like the wire was not written by a jew

SPOOK STREET
SPOOK STREET

MACKEY?

>Now that you've made me want to die
>You tell me that you're unboyfriendable
>And I could make you pay and pay
>But I could never make you stay

LEMME SEE DAT MOUF

>>211872374
SP TO THE DOUBLE OKAY

SPOOKSTREET

>>211867452 (OP)
>>211867604
>>211869561
Alright Shieldbros, it's time to open up your mouths like cell block bitches and clear up a little misconception about how frequently the famous "SUCK" scene is played in episode recaps, I have the facts compiled especially for you.
The SUCK scene occurs in Season 3 Episode 5 "Mum", subsequently the scene features in the following episode recaps:
>S03 E06 Posse Up
>S03 E07 Safe
>S03 E09 Slipknot
>S03 E10 What Power Is
>S04 E02 Grave
>S04 E04 Doghouse
>S04 E10 Back in the Hole
>S04 E12 Judas Priest
>S04 E13 Aint That a Shame
>S05 E07 Man Inside
For a total of 10 occasions in a possible 57 episodes after the origin episode. I watched the series a little while ago taking note of this, I'm pretty sure this list is correct.
So what do you have to say about that?

>>211872991
DAMN IT DUTCH

>>211872991
Hey Dutchboy. You get any pussy while you were doing all that nerd shit?

>>211872991
>Back in the Hole
>Man Inside
kek

>>211872071
>cause of a politician giving some druggie a blowjob
He was raped.

>>211872071
>>211872991
Well I thought it would be higher but a 17.5% hitrate for the suck recap is still pretty damn high.

I AM OVERCOME

>>211867452 (OP)
Currently rewatching it, pure unfiltered kino, I want good edgy shit like that to come back so bad

>>211867452 (OP)
>>211869561
I stopped watching the show partly because I don't like procedural dramas that much. But a big part is I don't want to get to this fucking scene and simultaneously laugh my ass off and get pissed that they humiliated his character.

>>211873701
>procedural drama
Do you think any show that features police is a procedural drama?

>>211873861
It incorporates many procedural elements. Don't be a smart ass.

>>211873701
>>211874313
I've never seen anyone describe The Shield as a procedural tv series. The reason for that is almost certainly that the The Shield is not a procedural series.

>just another da-
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>211872991
>ummm actually it's only 1/4 of the episodes that come after that scene so it's not that much!!!
kek

>>211874599
It is. There's a procedural plot in every episode in addition to the overarching stories. Towards the very end they have the problem a lot of prestige TV has where they abandon the idea of each episode telling a story and focus on the season's story.

>>211873701
Why would you get pissed at Acevada getting mouth raped? He's one of the more dislikeable characters except when he's Machiavelli telling Juan "NOW you'll see the things... I can do"

And Anon posts sneed? This guy... this guy is just shitposting... just shitposting all over us, and we just smile and clean it up!?

Anonymous Poster makes off topic threads! He... he posts racism outside of /pol/! He checks dubs! You know what he did yesterday? He... he told me to seethe and dilate for the sole purpose of making his shitposting seem like a personal vendetta. He may have made a Fishtank thread. And that's just all in one day. I wonder what he's going to post today. I wonder what he's going to post tomorrow.

This guy... this guy is just shitposting... he's shitposting all over us! He's shitposting on you. What does it taste like!? Hiroshimoot, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like S H I T to me!