Thread 211870218

>take your hat off, they don't sell hot dogs here
How do you answer without sounding mad?

>>211870218 (OP)
>Oh they don't? Why did you order them all, lardass?
Shit you said withOUT sounding mad..

>>211870218 (OP)
Mbooooy are you fat

>>211870218 (OP)
I'd burst out laughing when he started heavy breathing like an obese whale having a heart attack lmao. Is that supposed to be intimidating?

>>211870218 (OP)
I would have not worn a hat indoors like a hairlet trying to hide his bald spot in the first place

I'd kick the side of his knees in. Most people don't expect you to kick the side of their knees but they'll snap easily. Once he's down ill punch him in the throat a couple of times then kick him in the head until he stops moving. If anyone tries to stop me I tell them I'll slice them. After they back off I stop his face into pulp them stab him multiple times while he's unconscious ending his life

In kikecraft of course

>>211870218 (OP)
I politely go along with him but when he leaves I secretly follow him home and wait for him to go to sleep and then kill him while he's sleeping.

One of the few times Tony was in the right and completely justified.

>>211870387
Based ACL destroyer. I wish some big fat oaf would pick a fight with me.

>>211870218 (OP)
Buddy you're not fooling anyone by always wearing hats everywhere. We know it's because of your hairline.

>>211870218 (OP)
So many in this ITT say Tony was in the wrong.
But in this case he is right, you take off your hat normally in the restaurant especially fancy one like this one. Its part of basic manners that you learn from your parents normally.

>How do you answer without sounding mad?
Apoligize saying you forgot about it and take it off.

>>211870616
how is this not an instant dq? what the fuck

>>211870676
>Why are you allowed to hurt your opponent?
Well that's kinda the whole point

>>211870661
but when he took his hat off his hair was fine

>>211870676
Some fighters defend it and some want it banned and they've just never made the decision to ban it. There was lots of discussion about it after that specific match.

>>211870784
It's intentionally causing a serious injury that could end a career. They've banned less dangerous shit.

>>211870218 (OP)
I ordered a hotdog off the kids menu.

>>211870895
was it a compromise?

Your mom tried to kill you and your daughter got her cherry popped by a black. I forgot to mention your wife banged your son’s math teacher and he wouldn’t raise his grade. Go deal with that before you have a heart attack ya coke head.

>>211870922
you are speaking SHIT to me!

>>211870676
like that's gonna stop a nigger from chimping
some nigger turned his opponent into a vegetable by repeatedly hitting the back of his head even though that's not "allowed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDhNK5IAweo

>>211870674
Why is wearing a hat rude?

>>211870674
I have moved away from living in a ball cap every day, but when I first saw this episode I was surprised because in Atlantic canada most guys never take their hat off. Not in resturants or when visiting other people's houses. Pretty much just church and school. For the longest while I wore my hat until bed time and hung it on my headboard lol

>>211870676
the rules don't apply in the jimmy john's circle. read the constitution

>>211870891
>It's intentionally causing a serious injury
Ban armbars then

>>211870976
>do that again and I'll disqualify you both!
>guy obviously does it again, clear for everyone to see
>ref doesn't immediately disqualify him
Refs should be held liable for not stopping shit like that, desu. They obviously look the other way to keep the money flowing because a match that ends early in a disqualification makes less money for the venue owners.

>>211870784
theres fighting and then theres going for an injury on purpose
with your argument people would start biting chunks out of their opponents, bec why not? youre retarded

>>211871008
>Atlantic canada
>where trailer park boys is based
checks out

>>211870891
>intentionally causing a serious injury that could end a career
That's literally the point of MMA. What do you think a concussion is? It's a brain injury that can lead to all sorts of neurological issues.

>>211870218 (OP)
>maybe you're a fag
>ever think of that

>>211871197
im gonna bite the shit out of you and then poke your eyes out, cause in MMA everythings allowed right?
my god youre stupid

>>211871168
>going for an injury on purpose
Is a concussion not an injury? People have died in boxing from being knocked out. Should you ban KOs?

>>211871197
The point of MMA is knocking your opponent out or making him submit. Intentionally trying to injure your opponent is quite literally specifically banned in the unified MMA rules.

>>211871224
>>211871260
Japan still allows Soccer Kicks, which can easily kill someone. Sounds like you want boxing, not MMA.

>>211870616
What is skin break at the end of the video? Amuscle snapping?

>>211871233
>what is proportionality?

>>211870365
My brother has become this man and it’s frustrating, mostly because everyone knows why you’re wearing the hat, and the hat always ends up looking greasy and gross because you never wash it.

>>211871260
>knocking your opponent out
That means you're intentionally giving them a concussion, which can lead to all sorts of neurological issues. This isn't hard to understand.

>>211870956
It’s our new policy. If you’re not satisfied you get double your shitposts back.

>>211871300
I wear a hat everywhere because I have horrible social anxiety and covering myself up helps with it. The less of me people can see the better I feel.

>>211871304
Pretending to be retarded is a very leftist way of arguing and you shouldn't do it if you want to be taken seriously.

>>211871224
Those are banned because they would trivialize the sport and make it uninteresting to watch. The same can't be said of knee stomps because they're still pretty rare despite being totally legal. They come with the caveat of putting yourself in a vulnerable position if you miss. It's perfectly fair.

>>211871352
Not an argument, just ad hominem. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I won't see it.

>>211871339
what next, a ski mask?

>>211871295
Name all the careers that have ended because of knee stomps

>>211870218 (OP)
>hat resembles brba logo
What did david mean by this

>>211870218 (OP)
>sir, I am enormously, absurdly, bald

>>211870981
A man wearing a hat inside at all used to be rude because it's an outside garment meant to protect you from the sun and it would be sweaty, stained and generally dirty, not a fashion item like women's hats or today's niggercaps. It was like wearing your work gloves while visiting someone. It's doubly rude to wear one to dinner because it also says you're making yourself ready to go back outside at any moment instead of relaxing. It's also been western customs for centuries to take it off or doff it to show respect, to the point where even people without hats would doff an imaginary cap by tugging their forelock instead. We're talking half a millennia or more of custom here. So if you respect the household you'd of course take it off before entering it and the same goes for restaurants. If you're in some piece of shit diner serving hotdogs that you don't respect then keep it on. If you're in a nice place take it off.

These days people who aren't raised in a hat culture like Texas don't seem to follow this stuff at all except for when in church, making a lot of people think it was always just a thing that you should keep your head uncovered in church.

>>211871401
No because it's impractical and I don't want to look like a criminal. Covid with mandatory masks for places was honestly the best I've felt in public for a very long time. My only other option is to take the pharmaceutical jew, which I'll never do.

Good because this is my restaurant cap not the fastfood joint one.

>>211871489
You could wear a lucha mask.

>>211871468
It was also western custom or at least american custom for men to wear a suit everywhere no matter the weather. Do you want to go back to that? Enjoy your suit in 100F+ heat.

>>211871339
That's funny. I have bad social anxiety and that's the reason why I don't wear a hat outside despite really needing one when it's sunny. Because it makes you stand out more if you wear a proper hat and caps are just fashion objects for men now.

Very loudly: "I'm having cancer treatments and am very elf-conscious about my hair having fallen out. We are celebrating my possible remission. Hot dogs are among the food I can't eat anymore while on my medications."

the dude had perfect hair tho

>>211871525
I wear glasses, so it would be uncomfortable and retarded looking.

>>211871542
I see a ton of guys wearing hats outside or indoors every time I have to go out. Maybe it's just considered normal where I live.

>>211871525
>his fucking lips
i laughed

>>211871554
>turn yourself into a victim and them into the worst asshole possible
Best way to do it honestly. People tend to STFU if you mention cancer, chemo, war injury, etc.

>>211871658
Lucha mask would definitely bring attention to someone. That's not a normal thing to be wearing out in public, going shopping, running, etc.

>>211871528
It really wasn't, though. You're talking about a tiny sliver of the upper crust population for a century or two, depending on how you define a suit, who walked around in suits everywhere. Regular people had work clothes and would lounge in their shirtsleeves when it was hot. Compared to hats where everyone who could afford one wore a hat of some shape while out in the sun and took it off as a show of respect and that went on for centuries, to the point where I don't think we even know why it was respectful in the first place.

We're not just talking about some British civil service toffs wearing suits, bowler hats and carrying umbrellas, or Mad Men office workers.

>>211871525
if only i was based enough to pull off the luchadore mask

>>211870218 (OP)
>No hot dogs? Then what's this dangling in front of me?
*start to suck his cock aggressively*

>>211871731
Based etiquette connoisseur

Your parents raised you well anon.

>>211871731
Customs change over time, grandpa. Do you want to send 5 & 6 years old off to work as well? You probably do now, but would have been against it when you were a child.

What would tony have done if he took off the cap and put on a fedora

>>211870218 (OP)

I wouldnt say anything I'd just listen, and thats what he never did to his heart

Wearing a hat frequently promotes baldness

>>211870218 (OP)
>know a good place? you seem quite the expert
>*I point at his belly and fill my cheeks with air, pretending to be him, I stand up and waddle like a toddler, I turn to my girlfriend and pretend to fart, we have sex on the spot*

Wearing a hat frequently promotes hair loss.

>>211872048
No, it doesn't. A simple search will show there's zero connection between the two. Genetics is the most important factor in hair loss. Some exogenous factors can contribute to hair loss, but those are always the usually subjects like poor diet, no exercise, nutritional deficiency, etc. You have zero proof to support your claim.

>>211872134
>t. bald fedora wearing manlet

>>211872134
Exercise raises your test which then leads to the baldness genes activating.

>>211870218 (OP)
I would have asked if he worked here

>>211871097
Bring back groin strikes

>>211872185
Not an argument, thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Filtered.
>>211872249
Still zero proof of your claims. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Filtered.

>>211871911
You sound like a nigger

>>211870218 (OP)
Only Americans wear baseball caps or any hat at dinner or inside at all for that matter.

>>211872249
Lmao what?

>>211870218 (OP)
Weird. For some reason I remembered it being a young Chris Pratt as the hat giy.

>>211872453
This but unironically

>>211872558
You need testosterone for it to convert into DHT which makes you go bald if you're genetically prone to it.

>>211872249
I dont know how true that is, but I'd rather lose my hair than be fat with a shitty heart rate.

>>211871911
This custom didn't even really change over time, it just stopped being applicable because people stopped wearing hats basically overnight, except for in places like Texas. By all means keep wearing your childish caps to restaurants if you want to. Anything so you don't have to cut or wash your hair before a date, right? Go ahead and wear your dirty work boots as well, customs change!

>>211872675
>Go ahead and wear your dirty work boots as well, customs change!
That's what loads of people do and no one seems to be bothered by it, not even the ones autistically whining about hats.

>>211872760
Because your feet are covered by the table and less noticeable, you retard. When you sit down wearing a hat you immediately stand out as the (probably balding) retard wearing a hat in a restaurant.

>>211870387
This also my street fight strategy even though I've never praticed kicks even once in my life.
t: fat

>>211871339
It just makes you seem like a toddler hiding under a blankie but it's worse because you're a grown ass man and outside your home

I would ask that fat greasy wop why he's out of breath after speaking a sentence.
>>211871731
>>211872675
Jesus Christ, is this what circumcision does to people?

>>211870895
I laughed at this like a retard

>>211872969
It's jews and amerigolems that wear their hats everywhere

>>211873041
Wearing a hat outside is polite you retard.

>>211873101
Literally no one has claimed otherwise

>>211871279
That’s called nerve gas

>>211872453
Then we can have man vs woman matches

>>211870218 (OP)
Why not sounding mad? Stand up and tell Tony to shove it up his fat ass. Maybe something like "I'm not a fat assed, lazy gangster, I work, I'll wear my fucking hat whenever I want to sweetie"

>>211873332
>Why not sounding mad?
Losers think that if they make someone mad then they have "won" or somehow bested the other person. Because they have absolutely nothing going for them in life.

>>211870218 (OP)
anyone wearing a hat indoors should be hobbled and left in the desert

>>211872249
cope

>>211870387
based king

>>211870861
shhhh let women have their copes

>>211872955
wait until you realize every single person on earth does this in some way and hides it as if their life depends on it

>>211872555
you dont get to post this when you lose

>>211872675
Nta but while I do was my hair, I only get one haircut a year and my dates go fine. Let it grow out, then when summer comes around and its hot and gets annoying, buzz it all off. Same with my facial hair and pubes, just cut it all off when it gets annoying.

I'm not American so I take my hat off when I sit down at a restaurant already

>>211870218 (OP)
I like the scene where Tony gets kicked out of the house by Carmela and immediately puts on a baseball cap for the first time like a divorced dad you see at sporting events

>>211870365
>>211871300
>go to gym
>9/10 men are wearing hats
Everyone knows.
>>211871339
I had a friend like this in HS, he always had to wear hoodies and caps, even in the summer and indoors. This only makes you stand out and be judged more.

>>211870218 (OP)
Sitting by the table in a hat was always taboo in my household. As my grandpa said: we aren't jews.

>>211872134
>No, it doesn't.
Yes it does

>>211870674
It doesn't matter if Tony is right or wrong about wearing a hat in the restaurant, he acted like a cringy gavone by doing a tough guy act about it.

It's the restaurants job to enforce rules and standards. It's not normal for a patron to be intimidating other patrons regarding the restaurants rules.

>>211872249
Only true if you have inherently weak genes that don't allow your body to actually use all your test. This nullifies the masculine effects of higher test test since it's all converted to DHT and you go bald instead. Arnold didn't go bald despite being roided to fuck. But a weaklet goes bald, grows tits, gets backne, etc.

>>211874604
this is why i love the show

>>211870218 (OP)
Same energy

Why do you guys hate people so much for physical qualities they can't change and that don't affect other people at all. I genuinely don't get it

>>211874604
Artie isn't written just weak but legitimately retarded whenever it fits the writers. He's visibly disgusted by the hat but he doesn't just ask his employees to point it out to the customers if he doesn't want to do it himself?

>>211874819
because then you're the one who's less than, not them

>>211871339
That's rough man

>>211873579
This is Jewish thinking. The only emotions allowed are nervous mirth and narcissistic, faggotry like social bullying. (social bullying isn't real for adults, only on TV)

>>211871339
the solution is obviously a full-body fursuit

>>211873332
this

Oh hello America Joe, which way to hamburger/hot dog stand?

>>211871339
this but sunglasses
double the security, half the hassle

>>211874819
You can definitely change your hat-wearing, faggot.

Just say nothing. Most problems in life can be ignored because they aren't really problems. Tony can henpeck and stomp his feet in an autistic impotent rage over a HAT, and I'll sit there calmly until he storms off after embarrassing himself.

>>211874985
I once saw a documentary about furries where a girl wore one basically because of that. Her dad was abusive and broke both her arms at one point so she was scared and anxious a lot of the time in public because of the childhood trauma, but wearing her suit made her feel safe and protected. It was a really sad story in a sea of dudes who just wanted to fuck furry things.

>>211875223
yup the guy could've laughed at him and continued his meal and tony would seethe for the rest of the night waiting for the guy outside to beat him up like the big baby he is

>>211875328
man, i wish i could meet her, slowly gain her trust, make her believe in true kindness again and then break her arms and leave

>>211870218 (OP)
I'd shit my pants.
A big, steaming, smelly shit. Then I'd start crying and ask him why he made me do this.
That would show him.

>>211871260
>Intentionally trying to injure your opponent is quite literally specifically banned in the unified MMA rules.
Lol getting knocked unconscious is an INJURY, you braindead moron

>>211875676
Now look at the rules for the first time in your life, you fucking retard.

>i'm sorry, m-m-my m-mommy said it was okay if i wore my favorite hat even though i'm a big boy now
Make him feel like a shit for picking on Forrest Gump type and watch him slink off.

>>211870218 (OP)
>"Oh yeah? Well explain *this*!"
>pulls cock out

>>211870218 (OP)
take your goomba suit off, they dont sell gabbaggol here
oh wait they do? shit sorry man

>>211871279
if you mean the red spot that appears on his thigh, i think a drop of blood falls off his nose on to his leg

>>211875957
Yeah, he had already broken his nose in the match.

>>211870976
Christ I wish I hadn't watched that

>>211876254
>>211870976
Those responses from him sound like preprogrammed sentences to me, so he probably can't even converse like Stephen Hawking did, it's more like "I should click this button when people ask this question" and his mom is fooled by it because she has hopes of him talking again soon.

>>211870976
>when asked about the incident, his oponent said, "Yes, I hit that Colon from behind. Not my fault he can't take a fist."

>>211870218 (OP)
Bite me.

>>211870218 (OP)
I turn the cap backwards, arrange my fingers in what I imagine gang signs may look like, and exclaim "Yo! Wassup...my homie!"

I wouldn't be in the position in the first place because I don't wear hats in restaurants like some kind of fucking inbred bumpkin

>>211870981
If we have to explain basic etiquette to you you're already too far gone anon

>>211870784
There are strikes that are banned for a reason, like deliberate blows to the back of the head, or attacks to the eyes, or groin. They can cause serious permanent injuries more than just punching each other in the face would. It's a sporting contest, not a bum fight. Doesn't seem like this knee kick is specifically banned but it seems pretty scummy.

>>211870895
>Tony walks away grumbling about the youths of today

>>211870922
why are you privy to details of his life, many of which have not even happened yet

>>211871525
Bane?

>>211873993
Shut up you reddit fuck. All people have some form of a coping mechanism but there are more mature coping mechanisms for dealing with stress than putting on your outdoor blankie.

>>211877090
I’m the hunchback of wesss cawwell

>>211871911
>>211871528
You sure are attached to your baseball cap.

>>211870218 (OP)
would have been funnier if he was balding

dance

>>211874604
Tony isn't normal.

>>211875328
What's the documentary called?

>>211870976
90% of nogs have no souls

>>211870218 (OP)
>fuck off, fatso
that'll probably cause him to seethe and have a heart attack

>>211877109
you're agreeing with me bird brain
calling me reddit is probably one of your blankies

>>211870218 (OP)
I'm sorry, do you work here? Are you the owner? Because if hats weren't allowed, they would have told me and I would have take it of. On the other hand, I don't think this kind of behaviour is accepted in this restaurant, you should be careful not to get kicked out for causing a scene.

>>211871339
I think people do this with pants and sweatshirts all the time. For me it was jackets, feel secure with one on but then I got used to popping my shirt off but difference there is I'm skinny

I hate when I accidentally did a faux pas because I genuinely forgot, but then someone criticizes me in a pushy way where if I'm like oh geez thanks I forgot I'll be the bitch

>>211877345
No fucking idea, I just caught the later half of it on tv back in 2012 or something, so all I really remember is that one girl's incredibly sad story.

I wouldn't be wearing my cap in a nice joint like that

>>211877658
Man, I feel so much more relaxed when I've got a jacket or coat to keep my hands in while walking around and the way the jacket/coat feels is reassuring somehow, but once summer hits it becomes impossible to wear extra layers like that without sweating your ass off.

>>211872134
No it does its just a painful fact people don't want to believe. Sucks when your job mandates it

>>211877388
Hardie harr harr. No I'm not agreeing with you. Clearly my messages show a distinction between how to cope with stressful situations in a better manner, while you're lumping them all together while tipping your fedora.

>>211877053
Why shouldn't a kneebar be banned then? The ultimate conclusion of your line of thinking is just outlawing the sport altogether.

>You got prime rib at home! Don't be goin' out for hamburgahs!

I don't even like steak that much, I'd rather have a delicious bacon cheeseburger

Steak is just a big slab of meat and nothing else, maybe some onions if you're lucky

>>211877994
That has the purpose of making your opponent tap out and isn't a quick action. The knee kick just has a high chance of injury but if you don't injure them then there's no submission part, the game just goes on. So fuck it.

>>211877994
You're too stupid to understand the different between a hold and a high velocity critical hit

>>211877994
Because that's a submission hold, not a strike.

>>211877994
Kek, prime example of why morons like you wouldn't be allowed to make rules

>>211870218 (OP)
I don't understand.

>>211870218 (OP)
He wouldnt say that to me

>>211870981
it's like wearing sunglasses indoors

>>211875370
That's the main reason to listen to him right there. He may not assault you in the restaurant but they're petty enough to jump you on the way to your car
>>211874101
I haven't paid for a haircut since I was like 15. The cycle of grow it long and then shock people by buzzing it is both fun and avoids an irritating social excursion small talking and over paying with people I don't relate to. I'm about ready for a shave but I just got a new fancy job and don't want to shock them with skinhead mode so quickly

>>211878274
That's just stupid.

I do both.

>>211875370
So if he took his hat off, he would avoid getting beaten up by a violent thug later?

>>211878088
So what? Both moves can result the same permanent, career altering injury. The athletes would be safer without it being allowed. Why are you drawing this arbitrary line to decide which moves are safe enough to allow? If it's so horrifically dangerous then why is it such a rarity to see fighters use it and win by snapping their opponents knee in half? Why is it more common to see arms broken from armbars?
>>211878147
Uhh the rules agree with me though?

>>211870218 (OP)
"Actually sir, I'm wearing this cap as I've just had my first round of chemo still adjusting to the hair loss and as not to disturb other diners and fine gentleman such as yourself, I decided to wear a ballcap. I also received permission with management up front before I called and made a reservation. However, if my wearing a cap is offputing to you due to fine dining etiquette. Then I'll humbly remove my cap so that you can continue to enjoy your meal without my condition disturbing you. God Bless."

>>211870218 (OP)
I press my hidden button that makes my cap spin around rapidly on my head and go WAAAaaAAAaaoooooohh! while crossing my eyes.

>>211871260
>Intentionally trying to injure your opponent is quite literally specifically banned in the unified MMA rules
Then why are front kicks to the knee still legal, anon?

>>211875745
So KO's are forbidden in MMA? The more you argue the more retarded you look.

>>211878560
It's a good question, you should email it to the athletic commission.

>>211878613
Stating what the actual literal written rules are to a person who is clearly mentally disabled doesn't really count as arguing.

>>211878560
We're wondering the same thing. That's what the conversation started over.

>>211878767
I'm not going to scroll that far to check so I'll take your word for it. My bad.

>>211878560
They shouldn't be. They're cheap and dangerous.

>>211878280
>The cycle of grow it long and then shock people by buzzing it is both fun and avoids an irritating social excursion
It also feels good when you buzz it all off for the summer.
I usually buzzit all off around easter, keep it short through september, then i race my beard and my hair and go full wild man over the winter months.

>>211870218 (OP)
He’s right.
I’ve unironically started asking people (in my company) to take off their hats when we eat at a restaurant. It’s improper and rude. Usually they just say yeah you are right and take it off.
I hate how Americans have normalized looking ugly in public.

>>211879433
>It’s improper and rude.
Why?

>>211879433
More like you bitches make a big deal about nothing. What if I demand you take off your shirt? It's impolite and rude to me, faggot. You're sitting the wrong way because I said so. You need to sit on one leg with your other pushed to the left. Otherwise, it's impolite and rude. So do it, or I'll bully you!

>>211879536
>>211879573
You’re like a child when they’re that age where they ask ”why?” To every statement you make.
It’s simply rude. Take off your hats and be done with it, you’re not a kid anymore.

>caring this much about fashion or anyone around you
gay.

>>211879650
So you can't even pretend to give an actual explanation because you can't yet you still feel incredibly strong about it and demand everyone else to also act according to your wishes that by your own statement aren't based on anything.

You're like a stupid person. I mean you're not like a stupid person, you are a stupid person.

>>211879726
There’s already a post explaining it perfectly well here >>211871468

>>211879573
>centuries old customs are the same as my random bitching
teenager or nonwhite mutt?

>>211879841
a) That explanation is basically an explanation for why it makes no sense in this age.
b) It's utter headcanon and no historian knows the actual reason for the silly rule.

>>211879573
why don't you just take your hat off?

The funniest thing about the whole "muh hat" thing is that usually the people who most loudly whine about it are unwashed uneducated hicks who think it's acceptable to walk into a restaurant in farming pants without a tie.

I assume it's because their brains only have room for one rule and they're really proud of knowing that one.

>all these hatcels seething
KWAB, just take it off little guy.

>>211880048
Why don't you just chop your dick off? It's what everyone else is doing.

>>211880028
That's not what headcanon means. The post doesn't even state any reason for why it was a rule, only explained some of the history of the custom. Or are you suggesting that the taking hat off = sign of respect part isn't attested by historians?

>caps aren't dirty outerwear in this age
Spotted the nigger who thinks wearing a cap is high fashion.

Nigger doodle dandy, stuck a sticker on his cap and called it macaroni!

>>211880110
Take off your shoes when you talk to me. That's rude, disgusting virgin.

>>211880299
If you don't even know the reason for a rule, why do you so eagerly follow the rule and start seething if everyone else doesn't do it?

>Spotted the nigger who thinks wearing a cap is high fashion
Yeah I could instantly tell that you're a hick who uses the n-word and thinks all hats are baseball caps.

>>211880437
>>211880110
You seem very defensive about your hat.

>>211880437
>the n-word
How old are you?

>>211870218 (OP)
Wearing a baseball cap inside on any occasion is an American right. Pretty sure it's in the Constitution.

>>211880463
I don't believe that's an accurate deduction that could be drawn from those posts. It seems like you're merely using a strawman as you don't have actual arguments for your surprisingly hard stand. The stand that you already admitted you don't have any actual reasons to have.

>>211880491
34

Post body.

>>211870218 (OP)
I'd politely tell him I'm balding and I'm sensitive about it.

>>211880594
It's only ok for women and trannies to do that. Men need to suck it up or be shamed and beaten until you comply with whatever arbitrary shit I just made up.

>>211871468
>>211871731
My dude out of all the rules of decorum and behavior that have been thrown into a dumpster and lit on fire guys wearing hats is your hill to die. Just kek

>>211880437
There's this thing called culture. It's something that's really hard to grasp for aspies like you, but regular people have little problem following innocuous social rules that have been passed down for millennia.

>>211880795
Laugh all you want, you still look like a total retard when sitting in a restaurant with a hat on.

>>211881001
What about a casual restaurant?

thread is basically: the chad oblivious autist vs the virgin hyper socially aware and insecure failed normalfag.

>>211881001
Its actually very common.

>>211881001
You really don't though. Fancy restaurants have weird specific rules like having a collared shirt and a suit jacket that you're expected to follow and that generally includes no hats but no one gives a shit if you wear a hat at some sandwich place. In some places most people do.

Desu if they don't give you a fancy napkin to wear over your lap they're not fancy enough to ask for you to take your hat off and I'm not seeing lap napkins in the Sopranos scene.

>>211881156
If it's a burger place then wear whatever you want.
>>211881223
No, you just eat at shitholes.

>>211881300
This is how I know you don't actually leave the basement.

>>211881344
>no dude I totally go to fine dining restaurants wearing my ballcap all the time! Promise!

>>211881465
Very few restaurants have dress codes anymore anon. The Sopranos scene was already kind of out of place for its own time and alluded to Tony's "old school" values. Notice how the staff didn't intervene and the old waiter had to thank Tony for getting the guy to take off his hat.
You'll note that personal decorum is completely dead. Americans walk around in shit-stained pyjama pants. Women walk around in "gym pants" engineered to have their vulva and asshole visible at all times. People wear shirts with retarded slogans on them, and zoomers now dress like scarecrows. Obviously there are tons of balding men in caps in fine dining restaurants. Only extremely lavish places in places like Vegas maintain a dress code.

>>211883392
>the 50's have been over for 70 years....
>society has fallen....
you one of those mega spergs who walks around clean shaven in second hand suits too big for you?

>>211883480
I'm a vintage 2017-era HYPE BEAST so I rock BAPE wear, Supreme, and Yeezies. Why do you ask?

>>211883392
This seems like an American thing and very exaggerated at even that because it's very common for fine dining restaurants all over the world to have quite specific dress codes at least at the Michelin star level.

Desu it's more of a faux pas running a restaurant without a dress code and then expecting people to dress according to a dress code.

>>211883480
>we're closer to 2050 than 1950
>1950 appears more attractive

>>211883554
I mean yeah sure maybe to keep minorities out, I could see that

>>211883676
That's also an American thing.

>>211883605
nobody is stopping you from getting a job that requires suits or wearing a suit.

>>211883763
Don't care about suits. Just not looking forward to 2050 like I used to think I would be.

>>211883392
>Only extremely lavish places in places like Vegas maintain a dress code.
masterful bait

>>211883815
most people don't drastically change their style with age. if you're that concerned about how faggy new/young generations decades younger than you will dress than that's a bit pathetic.

>>211883676
based

>>211883948
>go to hulk hogan place to get dinner
>not allowed to wear my baldspot bandana
The betrayal...

>>211884187
Just wear a hat or cap in an appropriately non-ethnic fashion, brother.

>>211883948
I legitimately assume that Hogan just told someone to make sure that there's no niggers at his place and then a group of at least a dozen guys spent half a year wondering how they could be sure in a way that's legal.

I wouldn't answer anything. I would offer him beef and sausage by the carload, and that's what nobody else did.

>>211884366
I don't want to wear a hat or cap, I want to wear a bandana like you but you banned them outright, you hypocritical fuck.

>>211883948
Hulk Hogan who never takes his bandanna off 24/7 because he's embarrassed about being bald

>>211870218 (OP)
Hot dog hot dawgs Hot DoOOGS? Why my good fellow I know a place where all the hottest dogs go, and we can all cool down there, If you can tell me who sent you. Did they send you?

I don't get. Take off my hat probably.
in easter europe they usually ask if you're a jew in these cases

>>211883948
>Shirts required
>Not allowed to walk in and rip off your shirt Hulk Hogan style
Hulkbros, how far we have fallen...

>>211883948
>enter establishment of man known for wearing a bandanna and ripping his shirt in two
>no bandannas or shirt ripping allowed

>>211885733
>>211885836
>'I am an Real American', but in a minor key plays

>>211870218 (OP)
>take your hat off, they don't sell hot dogs here
uh.. no thanks

>>211878405
Yeah, so do as youre told.

>>211871401
would if i could. during the start of covid when everyone was freaking out, i was allowed to wear a full facemask. one of those ones with no eyeholes or any hole at work. that was nice. no one could see my looks of disbelief when a customer start doing wild shit

>>211880795
They shouldn't be thrown out. Have some standards.

>>211871528
crocket and tubbs wore linen suits n shit all the time in fucking MIAMI vice you retard.

>>211870674
I think he didn't take it off because he would look stupid in front of the girl he was with, if she had said something he would've taken it off immediately

>>211885971
>no eyeholes or any hole at work
What did he mean by this?

>>211886066
He put a mannequin at work with a ski mask on, pretending to work while he actually relaxed at home.

>>211870389
What if he has a really big dog you don't notice until he is on too of you?

>>211886066
he wasn't working his holes

>>211886014
But he did take it off and he did look like a cuck.

>>211886066
one of these things, but mine had a halloween looking scary monster on it. i dont wanna say exactly what minimum wage job i was working, but, imagine your grocery cashier or something, someone behind a register wearing this. with aviators over it.

lel it was great. with long sleeves on and the gloves, you couldnt even tell what skin color i was.