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Anonymous No.211877166 >>211877553 >>211878755 >>211879861 >>211880851 >>211884378 >>211885425 >>211888253
realistically speaking what could the RDA have offered Jake that would have been better than a Neytiri wife?
Anonymous No.211877553 >>211877984
>>211877166 (OP)
I can see the edge of her areola
Anonymous No.211877827 >>211878264
Why didnt they fix his legs before sending him on a mission critical interstellar journey
Anonymous No.211877984 >>211878185
>>211877553
Anonymous No.211878185
>>211877984
is there a compilation of navi nipple pics somewhere?
Anonymous No.211878264 >>211878686
>>211877827
Watch the fucking movie instead of your phone. It's explained repeatedly
Anonymous No.211878686
>>211878264
Do you expect a serious response acting like a blue nigger?
Anonymous No.211878702 >>211878948
As a Na’vi, Jake is a respected leader of a tribe. As a human, he’s just another drone
Anonymous No.211878755 >>211880461
>>211877166 (OP)
Multiple neytiri wives. He could've had multiple navi concubines as spoils of war
Anonymous No.211878836 >>211879061 >>211884955 >>211885056
>what you don't want to murder people to make Shlomostein richer?!? You betrayed the human race!!!

why are avatar haters like this?
Anonymous No.211878948
>>211878702
This. When he got his navi nigga legs and got to dip his blue dick in some navi pussy it was a done deal, siding with humans would mean giving all that up. Would I have done the same thing? I would've sided with humans and came back a war hero
Anonymous No.211879061 >>211879223
>>211878836
It's not just about the money but the advancement of the human race. Colonization could've benefitted the Navi, they could've made a killing off tourism.
Anonymous No.211879223 >>211882456
>>211879061
>they could've made a killing off tourism.
The Na'vi are not capitalists. They do not benefit in any way from "money". They say repeatedly that there's nothing the RDA has that the Na'vi want. They live in paradise with a literal physical God maintaining order. She has given them specific laws to follow, which they gladly do. It's only now in the third movie that there is a breakaway Na'vi clan rejecting Eywa. And it's highly likely that if the RDA mined all the Unobtanium, it would kill Eywa.
Anonymous No.211879861 >>211880885
>>211877166 (OP)
>Mission accomplished, Jake! Thanks for helping out. Your girlfriend and all her people have been killed off because they wouldn't move, oh well. You'll get your spine fixed and go back to have fun in overcrowded, polluted hell-hole Earth being a wageslave. Hope you enjoyed your short time in paradise. If you're lucky enough to ever comeback, this shit will be paved over and turned into one mega Walmart.
Anonymous No.211880461
>>211878755
there's only one Neyney albeight
Anonymous No.211880851 >>211880971
>>211877166 (OP)
His legs... like they actually did
Anonymous No.211880885 >>211881255
>>211879861
WTF I DONT REMEMBER THIS SCENE
Anonymous No.211880971 >>211881173 >>211881342
>>211880851
and as we saw that didn't measure up against being a 10 foot gigachad with access to tight blue pussy
Anonymous No.211881173
>>211880971
well thats a fuck tonne better than legs, and he got to keep them free
Anonymous No.211881255 >>211881554
>>211880885
It's the very beginning of the movie. The two guys are looking for him as his twin brother, Tommy, was killed, and Jake is able to pilot Tommy's avatar.
Anonymous No.211881342 >>211881748
>>211880971
Jake's extremely lucky that Eywa could actually move his consciousness permanently into the avatar. What a miracle.
Anonymous No.211881554 >>211881630
>>211881255
n-no motherfucker I watch this film a lot it's not at the beginning
Anonymous No.211881630 >>211881819
>>211881554
so, why do you think Jake was sent to Pandora?
Anonymous No.211881748
>>211881342
Neytiri would probably make an exception on her human hate for Jake
Anonymous No.211881819 >>211881896
>>211881630
WHAT THE FUCK? It was all a Dream???? Imagine if he's an avatar of his dead brother?
Anonymous No.211881896 >>211882834 >>211882834
>>211881819
He literally says the Avatar looks like his brother. Yes, he's piloting his brother's alien body.
Anonymous No.211882456 >>211882876 >>211882935 >>211882976
>>211879223
Fuck me I still still can't get over "Unobtanium".
Anonymous No.211882834 >>211883312
>>211881896
>>211881896
I meant human body, there's a leak Neytiri will become human in 4-5 and she'll have a mental breakdown of being in a human body, jake has to go to earth to save her
Anonymous No.211882876
>>211882456
it's a real term though, don't know why people are pressed about it
Anonymous No.211882935
>>211882456
>Unobtainium was mentioned briefly in David Brin's 1983 book Startide Rising, as a material that could be used in making weapons and comprising 1% of the core of one of the exomoons of the Kthsemenee system.

>Unobtainium is briefly mentioned in Wil McCarthy's The Collapsium (2000), where a programmable quantum-technology material called "wellstone" can simulate any conceivable element, including "imaginary substances like unobtainium, impossibilium, and rainbow kryptonite".

>In the 2003 film The Core, "Unobtainium" is the nickname of a 37-syllable long tungsten-titanium crystal alloy developed by Dr. Edward "Braz" Brazzelton that is able to absorb the extreme pressure and heat of the Earth's molten core and then convert these into usable energy; it's used in building the super resistant outer shell of the ship Virgil.

>In the 2009 film Avatar, Unobtanium is the common name of a rare-earth mineral found exclusively on the exomoon Pandora, highly prized (and priced) because of its application as a powerful superconductor material. Because of its unusual magnetic properties, entire mountains with high concentrations of unobtanium levitate in the atmosphere of Pandora.
Anonymous No.211882976 >>211883328
>>211882456
You might be retarded then because it's a real scientific term, I don't see the problem using it as it was used in the correct context
Anonymous No.211883312 >>211884735
>>211882834
I hope that's a fake leak, who wants to see human Neytiri?
Anonymous No.211883328
>>211882976
This. Avatar-haters just love showing off their ignorance. They thrive in not knowing thing yet complaining about them as if they're experts
Anonymous No.211883349 >>211884001 >>211885276
I want a RPG management hybrid game where I arrive to Pandora and have to build the colonial mine from the ground up and have to choice to either be peaceful with the natives or genocide them stellaris style. Im talking personally grabbing an amp suit and shooting up home tree during one of their gay monkey lunches. My actions should determine the fuck and around and find out eywa zerg response. The intro of the game should be me waking up from cryosleep and have a nurse hold up a mirror to to my face customizing my character.
Anonymous No.211884001
>>211883349
Cameron did too good a job making both sides likeable. No one cheers for the humans dying in the movie. They can't make a good game about it since they force you to only play Na'vi, you're not allowed to like the RDA and kill Na'vi, yet players want to enjoy both. In other series, it works. In Avatar, it's a taboo conundrum kek
Anonymous No.211884378 >>211884607
>>211877166 (OP)
>Hire a marine
>He fucks a local chick, constantly does shit to piss of leadership, and breaks equipment
Pretty accurate movie desu
Anonymous No.211884607
>>211884378
>Jake arrives
>Neytiri kills him
>She dooms her people
Anonymous No.211884735
>>211883312
I-i do...
Anonymous No.211884955
>>211878836
> why are avatar haters like this?
Because they’re the same massive retards who missed the point of the movie and think the elites will somehow be kind enough to give them spoils of war even though they already don’t do that shit IRL. The point of the movie was never
>human vs alien
it was
>hurting the environment
They fundamentally don’t see the same movie as us or never have. They shill for space blackrock.
Anonymous No.211885056
>>211878836
> why are avatar haters like this?
Because they’re the same massive retards who missed the point of the movie and think the elites will somehow be kind enough to give them spoils of war even though they already don’t do that shit IRL. The point of the movie was never
>human vs alien
it was
>hurting the environment is bad
They fundamentally don’t see the same movie as us or never have. Look at the way they frame these videos.
Anonymous No.211885227
Anonymous No.211885276
>>211883349
game would absolutely live or die on the quality of its na'vi harem route
Anonymous No.211885425
>>211877166 (OP)
They have the technology to clone 2 Neytiri wives.
Anonymous No.211886356 >>211888160
Anonymous No.211888160
>>211886356
they should have included the other Avatars more
Anonymous No.211888253
>>211877166 (OP)
>realistically speaking what could the RDA have offered Jake that would have been better than a Neytiri wife?
his own lifeform printer so he can make whatever he wants to have sex with