Thread 211877328

The next Bond

Bond. Zesty Bond

And you thought they couldn't out-zest Daniel Craig

>>211877328 (OP)
What's tiresome?

>>211877328 (OP)
hes a good actor in rebel ridge

>>211877328 (OP)
I hope they do it. (((Sam Mendes))) already killed the franchise.

>>211877406
Niggers. People are sick of niggers, it's called nigger fatigue.

*pouts zestily in your path*

>>211877328 (OP)
My name is Boond. Jigga Boond.

>>211877436
I know I am!

>>211877328 (OP)
Bond
BAIL bond

Buck Broken Bond.

If anyone can pull it off, its zendaya.
She would be the best bond.
Get chris hemsworth to be moneypenny.
It would be really good.

>>211877328 (OP)
>>211877488
some peculiar lips on this one. hoo boy

>>211877544
kek

The name's Bond...Jump Bond

The name's Bond.
Jadon Bond-Marmelade

>>211877328 (OP)
On his thugesty's hunter service

>>211877328 (OP)
clickbait

>>211877328 (OP)
>Purple drank. Stolen, not purchased.

007s next thrilling adventure.....
Break and Let Buck

>>211877328 (OP)
too bad it happens it will be out during my moratorium on watching american films in general, specially those with forced race into leads , race swwapping and such. oh and white lady getting with a black guy to signify she is turning a page in her life or something, for the better. and blacks in general, sorry: no racism but for 10 years i won't watch anything like that. maybe i'll miss an actually kino. but i can always come back to the few good movies. wont watch, talk about it. read about it. and if this place don't ease up I'.. well i should just leave now. if it werent for you guys i would never even think about this shit that i already dont watch.

>>211877328 (OP)
>now tipped
by whom?

black people will pretend to be all about their race and heritage and culture but the instance one of them is born with predominately white features (in this case blue eyes) they herald them as a god

Let’s get this shit started
>wears a pair of Jordans with his tux
>gaudy, oversized, bling bling watch
>purple drank instead of a martini

>>211877328 (OP)
>My name is Noyu

>>211877328 (OP)
>black guy tipped

>>211877794
i wonder if tv tropes mention those . its kiind of touchy to bring up in presence of burgers

>>211877328 (OP)
Dios mio.

Can't wait to see him infiltrating into a Russian base.

>>211877328 (OP)
is it gay if I want to kiss him.
I just want to know what big lips feel like

according to who?

>>211877328 (OP)
The name's White. Non-White.

>>211878184
the internet

>>211877328 (OP)
Who cares? Bond is far past a dead franchise anyway

>>211877328 (OP)
Bond sucks, who gives a fuck?

>>211878419
It’s a generational thing. Born in 1991 and the only semblance of a fuck I ever gave about bond was goldeneye on the n64. Never cared about the movies

>Bond. James *smacks lips* Bond.
>Queue rap song
>Bond infiltrates the White House
>The villain is a white tech billionaire who used AI to become the president
>Bond confronts him
>Suddenly Bond's smartwatch (presented by Apple) rings
>It's moneypenny. She reminds Bond of his upcoming vasectomy.

He's extraordinarily lucky to have that eye color (I assume he doesn't wear contacts like all those disgusting Kpopers). Basically guaranteed him a career.

>>211878352
The same internet that's sure of Hunter Scheifer being Zelda I'm sure.

>>211878569
exactly like this anon said >>211877861
they’ll say things like blue eyes are creepy and soulless and how great and warm brown eyes are but the minute one of “them” is born with blue eyes he’s treated like a king

>>211877488
Set phasers to zest

>>211877328 (OP)
That face alone is enough to give anyone black fatigue

>>211878647
Ah yes the eye 'debate'. It's really fucking simple for anyone actually being honest with themselves:
>overall eye area matters more than the iris (meaning a brown eyed white can mog the shit out of light eyed) but for the iris, when taken in isolation, blue/green/hazel/grey > brown

>>211878762
It's like they measured his lips and chose the actor purely by lip volume.

>>211877328 (OP)
I have no issues with a black Bond if he looks the part. This zesty mfer aint it tho.

>>211878981
>I have no issues with a black Bond if he looks the part.
That's the whole point. To choose a black Bond you DON'T agree with.

I'm still curious if they make Bond have homosex to seduce a villain.

>>211879243
Well Daniel Kaluuya would be the best choice for that, short of John Boyega being cast and proceeding to post a buch of racial inflammantory bullshit online before crying about being a victim of roicism due to people not buying him as a serial seducer of women

>>211879301
>Well Daniel Kaluuya would be the best choice for that
Idk, his looks don't annoy me. He doesn't have that zest. He's downright nice.

>>211877488
Looks at those ridiculous lips, and try not to think of how soft they must be

>>211879444
Definitely a weird subtype of black male that have basically masculine facial features, are big through height and being built, etc. but come across as zestier than a stall selling lemons. John Major is another one

>>211879397
he said that he took the movie Get Out because he "has been in situations" where white people are asking questions about black culture which blacks seem to interpret as a hostile act.

>>211879521
Buck breaking isn’t a meme. The most physically fit slaves with the prettiest faces. Bet you his great great grand pappy was buck broken

>>211877328 (OP)
Blacks in Britain make up less than 4% of the population yet they are in every ad.

>>211877328 (OP)
Why's this nigga look so zesty, looks more fruity than Drake

>>211879751
yh yh but dey BUILT ENGLAND wyboi so SIT DA FUG DOWN N LISTEN!!!!!!

>>211877328 (OP)
bond...bail bond

>>211877328 (OP)
I hope to God they cast Pedro Pascal as the villain and not Cillian Murphy.

If they do this, literally no one will watch it.
They would basically be ceding their own relevancy to the video game.

Amazon can lose themselves another billion dollars, if they want. I doesn't mean much to me.

>>211877861
Bro's lips and nose are so big, if drew him, people would call me a racist.

>JAMES BUCK
>MOST PECULIAR

so is this the same incel who spammed the huntroon zelda threads

>>211877436
Fuck off you wasteman come to london and say that and watch what happens to you fucking pussy

>>211877328 (OP)
Name something better than his Rebel Ridge to fit all the qualities of Bond. No other bong is better. Maybe they can mix it up & give him both Bond girls/boys.

>>211880489
I hear the bond music playing over this clip

>>211877488
fuck it dude,I'm gonna kiss those big lips and no one's gonna stop me

He just keeps getting proven even more and more correct in his theories.

>>211877328 (OP)
>The names Nog, Zesty Nog

>>211877328 (OP)
I hope they cast this nigger more than anything in the world. I love seeing Jews lose money.

martini, zested not stirred

>>211878981
>a black Bond
>looks the part
Choose one.

Zestfest

He's black and can't be Bond. If you humor this in any way, you are clinically insane.

>>211884508
True but there have been several other black actors whose names have been bandied about in association with the role who are much less terrible fits. Both Idris Elba and Rege-Jean Page would have been a lot better.

He must be Scottish, he's ugly as sin.

>>211877328 (OP)
This board loves to call every other black dude in hollywood zesty. But this dude right here is absolutely one of the most zesty looking motherfuckers I've ever seen.

doesnt acknowledge the meta

james bond should be white but the person james bond works for should be Black as the Anglo institution is product of cult initiation

The Cult of the Black Phallus

>>211885093
Normandy dominated you cunts, you've never fully recovered.

>>211879888

Blacks inseminated Anglo dynasties as a means to carry out legacy ambition

this trend was larlgey the precedent that built the Royal houses of Europe, consider that

>>211885172

"The Cult of the Black Phallus" is the cult that has managed human affairs since the fall of Atlantis

One day a rain will come to wipe the slate clean then shall it rise once more