Thread 211882974 - /tv/ [Archived: 960 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:36:07 PM No.211882974
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>superman
>not a super dental plan
Replies: >>211885533 >>211885633 >>211885645 >>211885682 >>211885795 >>211887796 >>211887957 >>211888092
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:21:15 PM No.211884617
LISA NEEDS BRACES
Replies: >>211885533
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:44:49 PM No.211885533
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>>211882974 (OP)
>>211884617
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:47:08 PM No.211885633
>>211882974 (OP)
He's British, give him a break.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:47:25 PM No.211885645
>>211882974 (OP)
If Superman's teeth come in crooked there's nothing that human technology can do to fix them. Even the dude's hair is too strong to cut with human tools.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:48:21 PM No.211885682
>>211882974 (OP)
Yeah, because Kryptonite Braces makes perfect sense.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:50:50 PM No.211885795
>>211882974 (OP)
krypton people all have perfectly straight teeth? lol
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:33:58 PM No.211887604
>>211885795
Yes
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:35:57 PM No.211887697
>>211885795
All comic people do, that's why Pudgy McDoublechin was so bad in raimi's Spider-Man as Spider-Man.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:38:17 PM No.211887796
>>211887697
But Tobeys teeth were fine
>>211882974 (OP)
He’s a complete gigachad that millions of girls love, it doesn’t matter. Scarlet Johansson doesn’t have perfect straight teeth yet men lover her
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:40:01 PM No.211887864
>>211887796
His double chin wasn't
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:42:14 PM No.211887957
>>211882974 (OP)

He has superpowered kryptonian mouth bacteria and human dentistry doesn't work on him
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:45:42 PM No.211888092
>>211882974 (OP)
His teeth got all fucked up because his kryptonian father was fucking his pregnant wife superfast. Humans can do nothing to fix this