Thread 211882974

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Anonymous 6/23/2025, 9:36:07 PM No.211882974 >>211885533 >>211885633 >>211885645 >>211885682 >>211885795 >>211887796 >>211887957 >>211888092

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>superman
>not a super dental plan

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:21:15 PM No.211884617 >>211885533

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:44:49 PM No.211885533

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>>211882974 (OP)
>>211884617

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:47:08 PM No.211885633

>>211882974 (OP)
He's British, give him a break.

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:47:25 PM No.211885645

>>211882974 (OP)
If Superman's teeth come in crooked there's nothing that human technology can do to fix them. Even the dude's hair is too strong to cut with human tools.

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:48:21 PM No.211885682

>>211882974 (OP)
Yeah, because Kryptonite Braces makes perfect sense.

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:50:50 PM No.211885795 >>211887604 >>211887697

>>211882974 (OP)
krypton people all have perfectly straight teeth? lol

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 11:33:58 PM No.211887604

>>211885795
Yes

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 11:35:57 PM No.211887697 >>211887796

>>211885795
All comic people do, that's why Pudgy McDoublechin was so bad in raimi's Spider-Man as Spider-Man.

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 11:38:17 PM No.211887796 >>211887864

>>211887697
But Tobeys teeth were fine
>>211882974 (OP)
He’s a complete gigachad that millions of girls love, it doesn’t matter. Scarlet Johansson doesn’t have perfect straight teeth yet men lover her

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 11:40:01 PM No.211887864

>>211887796
His double chin wasn't

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 11:42:14 PM No.211887957

>>211882974 (OP)

He has superpowered kryptonian mouth bacteria and human dentistry doesn't work on him

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 11:45:42 PM No.211888092

>>211882974 (OP)
His teeth got all fucked up because his kryptonian father was fucking his pregnant wife superfast. Humans can do nothing to fix this