Thread 211885687

Your news sucked edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- CELL RIGGED: Ben made Aryeh and Direnc do RPS to determine cell winner, Aryeh won, but then he left the room first - Direnc declared winner of S4 cell (BORING!)
-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreen™!
-- Cringe Season 2 fans are taking heavy losses in the threads
-- Daniel and Direnc refused to smoke weed, Direnc is also refusing to drink alcohol as a "recovering alcoholic," but she still smokes crack
-- This season sucks gorilla cock!

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Previous: >>211884641

Season two was ass. Retards clamour about it

>Pay money to vote in a inconsequential poll
Are they retarded?

Post Ellie tits

it's almost time

Ellie is a fucking boring CUNT

>>211885687 (OP)
>took out the actual news

>>211885738
so true

No Bam?

>>211885779
for what

When the goyim makes a SpongeBob reference and performs the character's voice incorrectly

content is live at target
https://www.instagram.com/angelinnareyes/live/

>>211885776
i still dont get what you get for voting when it doesnt affect outcomes lol

>>211885776
Yes

>>211885800
I did not

>>211885776
>that poll
The wiggers need killed immediately.

The celebrity guest

>>211885776
pretty sure people are paying for the guest to show up so yeah

ENTER

>>211885687 (OP)
ELLIE'S JIGGLING TITS

I’m going to order some Five Guys tonight this better be good.

DUMP

so when does andy get there

do you guys think they purposefully don't tell us when things will happen to retain viewership?

It's going to be brandon

>>211885800
If you were in Jet's position, would you use fishtank as a way to fuck girls? Be honest.

>>211885847
Bloodgames threads were so fun

>>211885825
shutup cuckfag incel no one cares

>>211885825
What’s with the glasses? I don’t like this

>>211885782
the amount of pee pee poo poo eclipsed season 2

>>211885855
You mean Bam? Who knows.

>>211885855
god i miss him

they seriously ended it with rock paper scissors?
i have wigger fatigue

>>211885800
>yo ellie wake up, i want to get laid now.

It's probably be Shane Gillis and everyone will freak out, and he'll be nontent.

>>211885837
>added the gofile back

>>211885875
No doubt

>>211885825
Does someone have her other lives saved?

stop bullying him Jet!

>>211885763
honk.... shoooooooooo.....

>>211885749
yeah it got bad very quickly, but s2 had the most memorable fish and they became the new benchmark for future comparisons

Let's say.... tonight's guest is a little based and redpilled

>>211885898
You lose.

When is Angies duster arc

>>211885875
Yes

>>211885894
but they removed all the beer

>>211885848
beat my fucking shit to her so hard

>>211885847
i love jiggle physics bros

is arye gay?

>>211885841
This was not Q btw

HE'S HERE

>>211885875
if i looked like him i would fix my shit up before fucking any girls
id feel bad knowing they are looking at whatever this is

>>211885894
shane would not fumble the bag over fucking fishtank

>>211885875
Just the twitter orbiters. I would view the fish as my children

ellie makes a grown man cream and moan

>>211885875
The sheer infrastructure he has been given to make a show is baffling. No, I would try to make an actual good show.

>>211885926
Imagine fucking her while she's high off duster

Did we ever find out what Trixie looks like. Were we catfished

>>211885924
Dunno why I thought that was Teddy Feaser from the thumbnail

>>211885926
>The things women do for Goran cock

>>211885926
in about 5 or 6 years

>>211885875
Id use fishtank as a way to make money

imagine ellie at _

anyone wanna play sf third strike on fightcade?

>>211885898
the gofile is based i support it

>>211885950
Calm down Jet.

>>211885958
i am

>ppv took garage cams away too
might be time to find a replacement since ppv is donowalling everything

>>211885942
hell yeah

special guest should be a mexican housemaid paid minimum wage to quietly clean 24/7

arye walks so goofy

if its actually ricky and sam isnt here to give him a funny intro through the front door its over, like really over

>>211885894
he can't even find one hour a week to do his own podcast

>>211885946
He already shouted it out on rogan, he would for sure do a short visit for a few hours.

I want it back

S4 is the first season I'm watching only because there's a cute girl on it (Ellie). I don't even care if the show's good because I'm tired of the concept. Looking at her is nice. I haven't saved any images of her or jerk off to her nor do I prioritize posting about her itt

>>211885926
>Brian got married less than 2 years after breaking up with her
>She's struggling with homelessness and mental illness
Kind of sad ngl

when will they do wrestling promo challenge again?

>>211885926
Is that CK????

>>211885898
link?

>>211885990
Its down on the main site too

>>211886001
nick fuentes

>>211885990
PPV SOMETIMES PAYS

>>211885894
you are retarded

>>211886015
Kill nina

aryeh tried paying ellie a fishbuck to put sheets on the beds in b3 and she said fuck that

My idea is that they buy a cast kit and make a plaster mold from Arye's head trenches. they could then create latex bald caps that the contestants could wear

Angie is giving CK vibes

>>211885926
my brother always said she looked like a low poly video game model

>>211886016
>>211886033
the duality of man

>>211885990
fucking wild isnt it? and then they waste slots on some random bullshit ass cams. if you find a replacement make sure to let us know

>>211886006
i keep imagining ricky from tpb

>>211886015
Give it a month or two

>>211885926
She’s so beautiful and she has a good soul.

Does anything ever happen on this "show"?

>>211885924
wood kneel

>>211885875
No, it is undignified. I know jet is ugly and retarded but surely he could just get an asian or brownoid GF if he's so desperate for pus?

>>211886017
what happened to her? qrd?

>>211886046
Hi Jet

where is this video from?

>>211886031
>$100 for making a bed

>>211886035
i would get amusement out of this

lets go jet we know you saw this post

>>211886006
he would need a tai-like entrance
>are you ready to see some fucked up shit?

angie is looking at her phone while driving

>>211886030
With kindness

fingers crossed they dont start until after 7. i got shit to do

sorry everyone else

>>211886016
>first season im watching
>tired of the concept

you're just a fucking retard simp idk why you're justifying it

>>211886057
content happened last night you were asleep

>>211885875
I'd produce a quality product first and foremost and secondarily use Fishtank as a way to make an 18 year old my wife, not convince clout chasing mid girls to eat my asshole.

nontent hours
post your best freddie screencaps so i can kill time by making disco elysium edits

>>211886072
No, with bullets

>>211885825
she's gonna make a lot of money

how can this cast possibly defeat d wrench

>>211886064
an IG reel, not her account

>>211886026
kek lil nicky would love it he could even go around with his UV light after dark

>>211886031
shes retarded. she thinks hes a creep, hes just incapable of doing the bed like his shoe laces....

Fuentes actually has potential to be funny
Some boomer celeb like bam would just be boring

>>211886064
its from 3 years ago do the math you sick fuck

>>211886035
i dont know why they haven't done fish customisation toys yet. like pay some fishbucks for the fish to have to wear some stupid outfit or prosthetic tits

RARE JC

for the best it should be Bam

THE PYRAMID IS THE EASIEST STRUCTURE TO MAKE

So the celebrity is gonna be Nick Fuentes right?

>>211886031
future tradwife btw

>>211885926
What the fuck happened to her? Does she do fan meet ups now?

>>211885875
None of the contestants or freeloaders because that's just a huge pain in the ass waiting to happen but the mentally ill e-girls in my DMs? Yeah of course

>>211886057
you get 23 hours of Daniel sitting around with his neck broken. then you get 10 minutes for freddy throwing piss everywhere

>>211886060
I don't know the details just see her posts/posts about her, she often has BPD episodes on social media and from what I can tell she is or was homeless living out of her car and also might have been admitted to a pysch ward at some point. Just BPD girl things

>>211886105
I agree. Mints hates Fuentes though so who knows.

Have there been any moments this season that we'll remember a year from now?

>>211886105
ew

>>211885953
I remember being jealous of the mga64 guys just goofing off and making videos with friends and getting paid for it. But fishtank is actually the greatest job ever that I think only could exist now. Never in my life have I seen a fanbase so angry and retarded but still throw money at whatever it is theyre watching.

Its the same strangeness when the fish talk about streaming or 'content' like money and viewership will come to them by right or some insane shit.

tl;dr zoomers throw money at the internet

>angie - I haven’t been watching at all
truuuu

>>211885687 (OP)
Celebrity guest is alex stein

>>211886120
I hope not

>>211885944
This. You'd think Jet would give a fuck about his appearance as a public figure with a popular online reality show, but wiggers gonna wig

Your celebrity gues is a famous musician from the valley!

>>211886092
Freddie could. But he will inevitably either crash out or be dogpiled on because he's too much of a content machine.

>>211885847
jan is a lucky man

>>211886120
why would he stop streaming during THIS news cycle

>>211886087
Focus on school claire

>>211886110
>damiel POV in basement during S1

>>211886133
as if mints has a say in literally anything

friends I have missed the whole day, any new cute ellie clips

>>211886133
how do you know mints hates him lol

>>211886107
hot
I just love highschoolers

ENTER

tony ferguson

>>211886135
yeah

>>211886135
superbed and superpiss popped me

>>211886060
She is currently in Jail for terror threats
I forget some of you dont lurk /bant/ in the offseason

>>211886105
I would actually pay money to see him get hassled. I just hope they don't put his squeaky ass in a position of authority over the fish.

I'm actually exited for this new celebrity and also ready to be disappointed

>>211886085
.

>>211886006
Sam is constantly saying how much he hates dysgenic deformed crippled people like that Hezbulla guy, having Ricky on would be yet another of the million examples as to why Sam Hyde says literally anything and means nothing he says, and is a hypocritical retard not worth listening to.

>>211886148
Has Joeyy fully distanced himself from MDE?

>>211886077
>>first season im watching only
>reading comprehension
I watched every other season without liking the contestants

>>211886151
This one is already covered.

>>211886017
so she was the problem all along.

crazy how brian's life turned around when he dumped ck, he went from being broke eating at soup kitchens to living in chicago with his hot wife. his life is so good now i doubt he'd even want to come back for bloodgames 2

>>211886133
yeah mints probably put his foot down

>>211886105
you will grow out of this phase eventually

>>211886158
Because he named Sam Hyde one of his three heroes along with Kanye and Donald Trump.

>>211886147
you don't get it, he's being ugly ironically

>>211886085
..

>>211886177
based earth rocker

>>211886149
freddies weakness is women, he too is scared of being called a creep or whatever.I think direnc knows this and why she spazzed out. he shut down when she yelled at him

>>211886139
It's pretty wacko to me. Imagine having, within reason, a blank check, and you can put on any show you want. And you do this.

Well we all knew why Angelina's fanbase likes her so much

>>211886180
I dont think Sam likes fishtank anymore

>>211886060
currently she's in jail or prison for terrorism threats not even joking, she went full schizophrenic somewhere during S3, streamed herself 24/7 harassing her father and watching videos
brian getting married broke her, she even doxxed his wife

>>211886163
>>211885872

>>211886005
He learned how to walk from cartoons

They don't even talk anymore?

>>211885926
Damn, this bitch really was terrifying big B

>>211886180
Isn't Sam also dysgenic and deformed?

>>211886110
Why are you Canadian?

>>211886169
we dont deserve him

>>211886152
>>211886151
>>211886177
anyone got fred with sunglasses on

>>211886085
...

>>211886087
Letty will inventively do her self in with pills.

>>211886175
I can't think of a single person that I would be excited about entering that house. Maybe Letty. Definitely not an e-celeb or lolcow though.

>>211886167
>how do you know mints hates him
mints is white and racist do the math how he would feel about a mexican "white nationalist"

>>211886148
him and freddy would make a good duo probably, ellie wouldnt be able to contain herself either

>>211886208
If I was making a show to grift chuds I would pedobait too. Common sense.

>>211886169
CSO

>>211886208
Nigga look like a white washed simbal

>>211886162
>>211886190
All he has to say is "naww Fuentes is cringe" while Jet is on pills and Jet will probably start thinking that as well. He's not a good showrunner.

was that the fastest cell challenge ever?

>>211886123
She is in jail for terrorism

>>211886219
Why do anything when you can just only try during the elimination challenges

>>211886198
They were fucking 100%

>>211886172
lol it was that retard huffing compressed air that went to prison? good riddance.

>>211885847
Trixie chan

>>211885926
How do you get high on duster? Doesn't it destroy your brain?

>>211886135
jin saying jet posted on r9k directly to his face

>>211886180
if you haven't figured out him and the rest of MDE are grifters by now then you're just retarded

whatsw the point of having that doorbell speaker ring all the time if its only for production? what a waste

>>211886208
why do pedophiles constantly frame adult women as underage? is angelina below the appearance and height of consent?

Does anything happen on this show anymore?

>>211886139
Mega64's fanbase are a bunch of tumblr-esque trannoids and leftists but they probably have a cushier niche carved out than Fishtank/MDE.

They can just coast forever on their podcast and t-shirt sales and a few videos a year (though they've ramped up the patreon content and shit this year and are trying to transform their brand and content a bit).

>>211886219
Its advantageous, Jet is the creator of the show

>>211886169
bj penn would be better

freddy your ball is hanging out again

>>211886233
>>211886235
>posted -1 second after
what the fuck

will dark daniel return tonight?

>>211886231
kek i just noticed do they really have a fucking cross hanging in the basement? has to be ironic

What are the health benefits of drinking 18 year old asian teen virgin piss?

>>211886231
rare joints W

>>211886274
only when sam shows up
and only for a little bit

>>211886269
if she is under 25 you are literally a pedo dude

>>211886231
mints has been the weirdest orbiter nigger since mondo megabits
he is only there because he does it for free

>>211886213
no wonder brian broke up with this crazy bitch

Claire is an authority on pedophiles

>>211885687 (OP)
>basement door opens
>ENTER

>>211886236
Hopefully soon

>>211886208
elliepedo falseflag

Why is Daniel still alive?

>>211886135
Seeing what we'll never have, a 10/10 18 year old asian girl

>>211886015
They wanna get him back
They wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad

>>211886301
asked my doctor he said "nontent "

>>211886260
Have you never had a woman be attracted to you ever, doesn't always lead to fucking

>>211886160
Claire doesn't use capitalization

>>211886310
kino

Bam/Andy Dick without alcohol would be like having Steveo with no crack and whippets
NO FUCKING THANKS

someone get direnc to read out some pro hamas anti isreali thing and then get her deported. This show needs more drama

>>211886135
angie getting the lord of the flies treatment

>GARAGE CAM GONE
>UPSTAIRS HALLWAY GONE
What is Jet planning!?

>>211886312
bro, a woman's prefrontal cortex isn't even fully developed until she's 32 years old

>>211886284
Bob Sapp would be even better

>>211886231
wtf i love joints now

its gonna be greg "mr beast" again huh...

>>211886236
inevitably* but auto correct deserves a W for that.

>>211886310
holy shit the freddy DE edits are making my day everyday plz post all the ones you have i only have two so far

grim

>animal cruelty is not cool
BASED ELLIE LETS GOOOOOOOOO

https://youtu.be/M06PfqSEwPg

"ANIMAL CRUELTY IS FUNNY TILL IT AIN'T FUCKIN FUNNY NO MORE!!!!"
-Ellie

>>211886336
she has a fox face i see it

>>211885982
>>211885898
QRD on the gofile? Don't have 3gb to waste

>>211886288
miss this duo

>>211886349
>deporting content
Why do people want nontenthouse so much?

>>211886336
>>211886359
disgusting pan face cunt with soulless void black eyes

only freddy

>>211886310
kino

>>211886208
Not as bad looking compared to the previous samples but he's got those soulless eyes and that hairline is a fucking goner

Special guest leaked. Its Donald Trump

Going after women below 35??? yikes it's giving pedophilia sweaty....

we need to be shaming nina for being a nontent whore

Whats the sign above the thermostat in the living room say?

>>211886336
Worse Ellie- Wellie

>>211885859
No, it's because they're disorganized and stupid

>>211886343
Steveo is a weird guy. I feel like Andy Dick is enough of a psycho to be entertaining whilst sober.

?

dead show

>>211886360
all age gap discourse is also a good argument against the female right to vote

>>211886390
But enough about Ellie

>>211886399
>35
fucking pedophile. the age of consent should really be 39

>>211886388
she's not generating much content and the drama around it would bring in a lot of viewers.

>>211886402
Lettyseething is cringe
Nina is a princess

What happened to Simbal?

>>211886372
>>211886310
>>211886188
>>211886394

these and danjaks are the only thing tethering me to this show

>>211886394
Why does Disco Elysium fit this alcoholic burnout so well

>>211886372
there's plenty

>>211886275
>Mega64's fanbase are a bunch of tumblr-esque trannoids and leftists but they probably have a cushier niche carved out than Fishtank/MDE.
yea they definitely took the safe route. I was crazy about em in 06/07. But im not sure if Mega64 has the same financial comfort fishtank has. And what I'm saying fishtank has it for seemingly no reason. Although in Mega64's case they really did just turn into a clothing store with a podcast.

>>211886383
Letty Halloween stream where she absolutely destroys Betty by looking so much sexier.

>>211886414
this is from when i asked scott to let me bottom

>Mints trying to cheer Daniel up via TTS
its too late he will never get a redemption arc

>>211886439
he died in that plane crash

s2>s1=s4>s3(would be higher if not for the latter half)

>>211886439
hit by train

>>211886431
This, if she can have children she's a child.

>>211886264
>Doesn't it destroy your brain?
it's definitely harmful. very harmful.

>>211886439
president of india
he left fishtank behind

>>211886438
Kill yourself loser faggot

>>211886204
if direnc was more cunning she would try to make freddie jealous by cozying up with seth. this would either totally demoralize him for the rest of the show or piss him off so much that he'd get drunk and leave

>>211886399
The "it's giving" thing drives me nuts. One of my subordinates says that and I cringe real hard.

>>211886439
Video of him driving an Uber and trapping a young lady inside until she agrees to marry him released

>>211886438
Letty exposed herself as a cuckqueen druggy whore in Thailand
I used to simp for her

stinky poop in a toilet > s1 = s2 = s3 = s4

>>211886449
>im not sure if Mega64 has the same financial comfort fishtank has
Considering they had to do an emergency stream to keep the company afloat, I highly doubt it

So this is what the show would be like if freddy was kicked
This shit is going to suck so fucking bad, what a horrible season

>>211886439
He's now a bollywood superstar drowning in jeet gash

>>211886269
its the online pedo iceberg
posting young looking legal women and anime lolis to get into the group and then sharing CSAM in private
this is well documented and if you see a dogwhistle know that these are actual pedophiles that are a danger to children its not "ironic" or "edgy" they are actual mentally ill freaks that need a bullet

>>211886447
>>211886372

>>211886447
post any that you have im saving as i see kek

>>211886439
don worrey aboudit

>>211886438
princess of the porta potty never earned my respect get fucked

>th-that's not funny stop!!
Even the young edgy zoomers like Ellie are lame

>>211886439
he's chained up in the basement rolling cigarettes for the wiggers
says it's better than going back to india

>>211886366
I will self harm

>>211886449
Their videos get no views but I saw there streams getting like 1k views a few months ago.

>>211886457
probably

My conclusion when I see terminology that is present SOLELY in /ftl/, I just glaze over it
FUCK you, FUCK your gay little terms, nobody cares

That much piss left to sit can't just be mopped up. It soaks in and the sugar and amino acids become sticky. It's likely made ingress on the bottom of the walls. Whole room needs to be stripped with hazmat protocols or jet can be sued by the property owner or next tenant.

>>211886482
>they had to do an emergency stream to keep the company afloat
rocco immediately blew all of that money on a trip to japan because he was depressed that trump won the election

>>211886439
donvoryabodit

>>211886492
The way his eyes almost pop out his skull make me laugh every time

>>211886492
Seriously what did he mean by this?

>>211886123
You can meet up with CK behind a glass panel at the county jail

>>211886446
the protagonist is an alcoholic burnout lol

>>211886378
She only adopted this stance because Sam told her to

Is this a bit?

>>211886457
S3 was the greatest season of Fishtank before it becomes the worst season of Fishtank
Still would rate it higher because every day until Alex B left was worth watching

>>211886497
Because being edgy is just a character she plays and she's too tired to play a character right now.

>>211886301
>virgin
The secret she was told not to reveal

>>211886231
based kleinfelters janny

What'd Mints do today?

All fishgirls are good women

>>211886438
Nina is a whore who fucks for money

>>211886538
cowboy always with that shit eating grin

Freddy nod?

>>211886497
She’s just saying that cause sam started moral fagging about it yesterday in the cell

>>211886169
Tony would honestly be an amazing freeloader. Instant GOAT.

>>211886455
he's had about 10 pep talks and hasn't internalized anything from them. it's just sad

they're getting ready to move houses

>>211886540
I like Fishtank better when the cast are awful and not normal people desu

>>211886439
Game

>>211886328
>Claire and Abi fought over this fat, lazy, ugly, pill popping wigger

I'll never get over this

failed bit

>>211886540
honestly every day until mizzy left was good. the fights between jobe and jeff were amazing

>>211886538
The one that isn't cowboy looks very familiar but I can't place it.

>>211886559
truuuuu
Unironically. Don’t ever give them a fine though

>>211886555
bounced on it
did tricks on it

why catalog damages now unless they're leaving this one

>>211886564
Clearly a Masonic nod

>>211886521
He was trying to be alpha and got reminded he's just a little Indian man outside of India

>>211886586
How old is VGR? Like 36?

What does the MMA in Scott's name stand for?

>direnc is showing her bruises to seth
Freddycvcks... not like this...

I ship Jellie. Lets manifest these 2 qtpies

>>211886595
Angie is such a tight slut

S3 had the highest highs of any season despite the lowest lows

>>211886555
such a disgusting body

>>211886599
new guest will be held liable for all damages they cause

>>211886564
I don't think schizo manlet cares ablut ftl

>>211886600
nah

who do you think is the ??? stocks

>>211886508
Extremely Burt-coded post.

>>211886599
>>211886578
im listening

>>211886607
Man Milking Asshole

>>211886603
23 lol

>>211886555
>all the jokes about having a fat juicy ass
>does this dance
This nigga teasin

>>211886534
No, Ellie is vegan straight edge and after the show we're gonna go free lab animals together

>>211886586
we weren't fighting, she was trying to make me jealous and i wanted to make her cry (it worked)

miscellaneous fred reaction gifs

>>211886610
they are looksmatched

you guys ready?

this bit sucks ass, fuck jet

>>211886607
Marry My Anus

>>211886621
literally asked to be in S4 last pgl Sam no sold him lool

>>211886578
Why would they need to show them cleaning and repairing if they're leaving?

>>211886622
naive little kikeshill

>>211886637
always gets me
need more ai stuff like this

>>211886628
youtube stream original title today was "pit stop"
they're rving to the new one soon

>>211886514
I hate so much that Rocco acts like a passive aggressive gay guy when he gets annoyed. He does the hand open and shut thing too. Those guys were so fucking funny back then idk what happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtRHlCzL7xk

>>211886607
Maligned Marriage Annuller

>>211886655
fire yourself

Are (YOU) ready for 8 New Friends?

>>211886642
you fucked jet to make abi cry?

>>211886655
Jet is a professional name fag on /r9k/ no way he wouldn't have an identifier

>>211886641
Forgot embed
https://youtu.be/5mvhDAGdE5I

ellie goonie splash jizzies

>>211886610
almost as good of a name as Puke

>>211886665
To fix it?

>>211886655
imma need you to hold off for 3 more hours, chief

>>211886586
Better than tacxin

>>211886607
Move My Ass

THIS SHOW FUCKING SUCKS
OH WE'LL GET ANDY DICK WHOOPITY FUCKING DOO TONGUE MY FUCKING ASS JET
FUCK YOU

>>211886521
You're on the menu baby

>>211886662
kek it really is jet's show

>>211886655
Yeah brother great job so far

Do the fish know someone is coming?

hey ftl

???? is ricky berwick, more to come soon ;) boiling the frog, trust us

Bam going up in 5.

Get ready to kneel.

Are they doing the 2 handymen and asian teen daughter skit?

>>211885926
>>211886017
>>211886123
>>211886523
>>211886257
what are her socials how do i get in contact with her?

It's the Island Boys. That's the mystery guest.

>>211886607
Making Men Assgasm

>>211886666
>>211886666
Quints of truth!

>>211886685
Fix what?

>>211886592
True. Honestly anything before Famous House 2.0 was decent, after that? Shiiiieeeettt

he's on his way to the house

celebrity guest jebediah goldstriker
season 2 house inc

>>211886655
Celebrity guest is Earth Crisis

>>211886642
very normal behavior

You guys are going to freak hehe :)

>>211886707
>4 letters
>Bam
no one is falling for it Jet.

>>211886712
still recovering from the ass whooping charleston white put on one of them, they'll be out til december

If Andy Dick actually shows up Daniel's getting raped.

You guys ready for bam?

>>211886231
>this is what the average nufag seething about Nick looks like
color me surprised

What happened to "PIT STOP" from earlier? Another abandoned bit?

So they're either leaving the house or preparing to absolutely wreck it?

>>211886593
Dr Disrepsect

>>211886170
FUCK, it's hot in here so I'd rather not make myself sweaty jacking off tonight but this got my imagination going places.

>>211886707
>>211886655
bring back nifty and make her wear the goth makeup plz.

>>211886709
Read retard, she's in jail. Maybe you can write letters to her

>>211886689
jej thanks

>>211886626
fuck your onions nigger slit your own throat immediately

Should Bam come in as a ghost or a zombie?

You guys ready for Edie

>>211886740
its going to make for such an epic tiktok huh jet?

KAI CENAT IN THE GARAGE HOLY SHII NIGGA

>>211886679
no i did powtank to make her cry

>>211886586
I get it honestly. Jet was almost handsome at the time. At the top of his game with a very well received blood games. Walk a mile with a Clussy or an Abi clit before you judge

>>211886655
set yourself on fire

>>211886726
just admit that age is a factor in making a good show. The whole show had people that were 28+ and 30+ and the content was great. zoomers are not funny at all especially NEET ones.

Anyone have the results of the "Epstein List" challenge?

>>211886723
The fucking house. Do you think they dont clean it after the show ends?

>>211885687 (OP)
>Buy a sto-x
>money goes down
>don't have the stock
nice website

>>211886709
@cardinekinney on twitter

my sleeping angel

Calling in the Doc on day 11 is craaazy if there's no house 2

>>211886745
No he will rape Freddy and/or Ellie

>>211886231
yeah no way nick is coming on the show if this faggot is running tts

WITH MY PERCEPTIONS IN A MIX
DOWN TWENTY MILES THROUGH THE STICKS

Y'all like skateboards?

>>211886152
And that's where its at!

>>211886755
Need a whiff?

>>211886675
kino. they need to bring scott back.

>>211886794
The angel of /ftl/

>>211886787
click on the stox you bought it will register

>>211886782
Been loving all the Freddy Disco Elysium images

I'd jerk off with Aryeh's eva book if I were there

Crazy they kicked Aryeh out. Idk what to say.

>>211886729
mints is about to have competition

They need each other. They both know it.

>>211886780
It wasnt an age thing. Those people all wanted to be entertainers for a living and werent internet obsessed retards

If ellie was fat and ugly production would insult her everyday over how boring she is
But of course, Jet is too horny to do anything

the twist is they arent actually on Fishtank, its been Famous House the whole time.

>>211886797
maybe if Ellie has a dick

>>211886480
marfan?

>>211886759
Damn he does kinda look like that.

>>211886231
Everything he said in that first post is true though

>>211886782
kek

4500 dollar shorts

Jet saw Seth's audition and thought the tank *needs* this guy

>>211886818
Nevermind it just ended up being a buy order instead of going through.
I guess you can't cancel them manually?

>>211886837
it's family house now

>>211886780
NTA but I totally agree. Season 3 had way more entertaining people. Payton and Ellie have shown us that while kids are hot they're unfortunately also boring.

>>211886231
Totally normal to fantasize about gay sex right?

>>211886787
u just need to reload, BUT theres a small chance you either really did never get the stox, or you got double the stox for the price of one
either way, DISAVOW STOX

>>211886807
>Y'all

oh it actually is bam and that's why they had to get the booze out of there. because bam would be too crazy with alcohol

>>211886837
Just checked Hulu...what the fuck is going on?!?

>>211886383
>Don't have 3gb to waste
How

>please don't break the cabinets
kek he must have been pissed at sam on s1

>>211886828
Nobody needs Claire

>>211886862
idk but if it doesn't go through in 24hours you'll be refunded

>cupboards are really expensive
Its the carpets all over again

6 billion dollar cabinets

>>211886492
NOOOO I AM TO TOUCHING I AMM ALLOW TOUCH

he's on his way

HOLY FUCK IT'S ISHOWSPEED

Sam's coming in later to break those cabinets.

>>211886890
fck comcast

>>211886231
>greentexting on twitter

>>211886828
it's over

>>211886492
Why did they rid of Luca anyway?

what method do people typically use to clip stuff?

>>211886896
alright thankz

ppv.to chat seethes at this dude so hard

Why does Sam not want Charls involved? The show is shit, he's not going to make it more shit than it already is.

>>211886890
Must be a phoneposter

Is this damages are bad a new jet bit or is he fired after this season and needs to sell the house

Bam and Freddie friendship arc

2 minutes

And I expect an apology

btw why is everyone a big fan of jobe? fucker was so ugly and autistic looking i always skipped past him in the videos so idek what hes done

It's time to come clean
I post that ellie is made for BWC everyday but I'm an asian man

wow custom made one-of-a-kind bespoke kitchen cabinets they spared no expense really ties the house together

>>211886903
I don't watch him, but does Dr. Disrespect have arm tattoos?

>when's the new person coming
>who knows
great way to retain you audience you fat fuck wigger faggot

this is a joke right

>>211886903
i know holy shit did nobody watch season 1 here

>>211886892
>Hey uh...ahem Sam real funny stuff but we need you to like pay for the cabinets you broke...heh heh...yeah

the celebrity guest is a pornstar

>>211886764
Nah. Cry harder, emotional faggot.

>>211886907
i fucking wish, probably gonna be ariel pink...

>>211886914
Luca got ICE'd very sad

>>211886922
It appears to be a bit akin to the smoking under the beds thing, they've never really had an issue with destroying shit before

>>211886925
you'll get one if ellie shows feet

>>211886919
Nick and Charls want nothing to do with this.

>>211886774
That was evil. Real life isn’t a bratty pop song

he's in the basement right now

>>211886925
and i expect nifty on my dick but i mean...

>>211886918
Imagine using a bootleg brazilian site and chatting there instead of here

PLEASE STOP BREAKING THINGS ON FISHTANK

>>211886898
they play a crucial role for phase 2

>>211886919
I think charls would be spiritually disgusted by the show

>>211886926
>in the videos
there's your problem faggot

>>211886918
all they care about is jerking off to ellie

>>211886930
I post that Angelina is a tight hot slut and I'm white.

>>211886837
>HA HAAAAAA HA
>*runs fingers along rim of hat then points at you*
I miss him. And the Judge. This nigga needs to play a character again.

>>211886919
He wants to keep Charls pure

>>211886828
You are insane

>>211886837
HaaaHaaaaaaaaaaYEAAAAA

>>211886926
idk hes ian but he doesn't have a problem with saying nigger

>>211886935
yeah i'm gonna do other shit and just check for a qrd later tonight. is a schedule too much to ask for after 4 seasons?

>>211886935
Should I have said RIGHT NOW!
You ADHD faggots piss me off

there's not a single person who could walk through that door that would be all that interesting with the current cast

>>211886935
Charisma void. Can't imagine a worse show runner. Alex B would be better, unironically.

Ellie needs a BJC in her tight bod
BIG JEW COCK

>>211886828
TJ doesn't need that alcoholic bitch

>>211886852
How does he manage to spend that much on clothing yet exclusively buy garments that look fucking awful? It's a bit, right? It's got to be a bit, because if he wasn't trying he should have a better record just accidentally buying something that occasionally looks good.

>>211886926
Cringe audience self insert because he looks as dysgenic as them and also says the nigger word. Whole thing was super cringe

the cabinets are integral to the s4 story line
just like the s3 carpet

>>211886926
you had to be there

>>211886934
NEWGODS........

>>211886919
charls is schizo he doesnt want to fuck another friend up

list of biggest W freeloaders (updated)
>Fuentes
>Destiny
>Aiden Ross
>Kai Cenat
>Kanye
>Mizkif
>Sodapoppin
>Ludwig
>Tyler1
>Andrew Tate
>Doja
>Sam Hyde
>Speed
>Ronaldo
>Trump
>Xqc
>Emiru
>Sweet_Anita
>Azealia Banks
>Jack Doherty
>Spongebob
>Theo Vonn
>Shane Gillis
>Crate man
>Josh Moon
>Ice Poseidon
>Spookyposter
>Matan Evans
>Redbar
>Joe Biden
>Yami Yugi
>Jerma
>>211689781
>Shoovy
>Remy Lacroix
>Bill Nye the Science Guy
>The guy from the scumbag Steve meme
>Mitsuharu Misawa
>Tung Tung Tung Sahur
>Shinji from Evangelion
>Goku
>The Costco Guys
>Rizzler
>Asmongold
>Bossmanjack
>Fred Hyde
>Johnny Neptune
>Ivanka Trump
>Keemstar
>Deadpool
>Bam Margera
>DSP
>Wingsofredemption
>Tony Stark
>Bruce Wayne
>Steve Rogers
>Bruce Banner
>Peter Parker
>Pat Mcaffee
>Nathan Fielder
>A Rabbi
>Mark Hamil
>Mark Ruffalo
>RDJ
>Rian Johnson
>Hulk Hogan
>Markiplier
>Tim Heidecker
>Ciara
>Jupiter
>Bandit Keith from yugioh
>Ellie from Fishtank
>Justin Roiland
>Manlytears
>P8stie
>Gordon Freeman
>Adrian Shephard
>Barney Calhoun
>DOOM guy
>Quake guy
>Duke nukem
>Marathon cyborg guy
>JC denton
> Bj blazkowicz
>James bond
>Joanna dark
>Linkara
>Narcissa Wright
>Netanyahu
>Mike Shinoda
>Master Chief
>Will Blunderfield
>Murat
>Cory Beck
>Jet Neptune's sister
>DB cooper
>Jackson Galaxy
>FeFe
>William Banks
>Billy Herrington

>>211886919
I like Charls the most out of the MDE crew but what would he even contribute?

Jet is so hot

>>211886935
Jet is such a faggot, he loses nothing if he just gives a rough estimate, it's a pwer fantasy thing, he feels like he holds power over the audience if he keeps them guessing.

>>211886985
she's actually kind of cute here

>>211886968
yeah like this is genuinely upsetting to even see
hes legit so fucking weird looking

you can get old carpet pieces for free and then just install them over the wood

>>211886908
>ishowspeed
more like ice hoes peed

>>211886981
Cryo is honestly the only person I can think of

>>211887013
truuuuuuuu

jet just called him the fredster

>>211886828
No more showmance type stuff. Shit does not work

>>211886919
maybe he doesn't want him to get mogged by the contestants and blame sam
he's not the most stable guy

Are we seriously in the cleaning arc of the season already

Yeah, bad news, Bam just canceled on us. We're throwing in AirsoftFatty as an apology.

>>211886981
What about some rando as Fred's doppelganger
Vance x Lance situation
Although i doubt they'd recapture the magic

>>211887013
ugh i'm sorry

>>211886959
if it's like any of his recent roles
>show up for 2 minutes
>leave
>cash check

>>211886985
What's she doing with that vape?? She's only 18! She can't vape...

>>211886934
yeah he has some tats

this show fucking sucks

>>211886969
The Duke was also good. He would say "yesh" in that deep groan.

waiting eagerly for angie's twitch stream

Where's Ellie?

FRED is trouble for stealing fish bucks LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JET IT UP

>>211887037
I do kinda wish they'd do doppelgangers again

>>211886828
she just called him a gay pedophile yesterday

>>211886439
He still has immunity RETARD

>>211887007
fun

>>211886911
If I don't get a full refund, I'm going to take you to small claims court, and take my business... to Comcast.

>>211886828
Explain to me who this whore is? I’ve been out for a while.

>>211887013
Ellie get off your phone

>>211887049
This guy in the house had them on his right arm, so I don't think it's him.

scripted shit makes no sense in regular fishtank
it made sense for famous house

>>211886989
fashion wise he gets mogged by some random addict whose wardrobe is random bits and pieces he collected over decade living as an alcoholic rockstar

>>211887013
he's a 9/10

What room do I watch?

>>211887063
On my penis

Fuck this show

>>211887071
she knows about lubecooch?

>>211886788
thanks, what do you think CK's body count is?
has she been blacked?

>>211886919
he knows charl's would judge him harshly for fishtank is

>>211886964
Charls is fucked in the head lmao he had Letty on his show he isn’t above this

>>211886930
I simp for Ellie but I'm brown.

>>211887064
KICK HIM

DUMP FRED DUMP FRED DUMP FRED
>DUMP FRED DUMP FRED DUMP FRED
HES GETTING KICKED IN 4 MIN
>HES GETTING KICKED IN 4 MIN

The new camera man has the limpest skinniest wrists I have ever seen

the celebrity guest is jet neptune
he is now a contestant (but also still a producer and the creator of the show)
he will be bunking with ellie

>>211886969
>>211887056
It was the most fun Sam has had on Fishtank. When he has fun, he performs better. Just have a themed Famous House and have him play a character.

ben cosplaying as vsauce

>>211887111
ew

Joopy in 5

Literal mystery person worth more than Ellie, Seth, and Daniel

>>211886930
based

>>211887079
Lmfao you nufags better be playing

>>211887135
ari shaffir

>>211887128
Sam as the Duke was funny as fuck guy is a genuinely good actor. He's a theater kid at heart. Our Sammy !

real content starts in around 40 minutes on angie’s twitch

>>211887126
We will also be bringing back the superbed for all contestants except Jet and Ellie

DUDE HOLY SHIT

What causes season 2 derangement syndrome?

bros?

>>211887152
bitch looks like nigahiga

>>211886837
>HA-HA HAAAAAAA WE'VE BEEN LIVE ON HULU THE WHOLE TIME

>>211887117
Hi Vance

NEW

>>211887098
>>211887098
>>211887098

new

>>211887098
>>211887098
>>211887098

>>211887076
bitchtank girl, her and tj met on another offseason and she obsessively crushed on him

What would be a kino ending scene for the last season of fishtank?

>>211887175
Holy shit I haven’t heard that name since like ‘08>>211887176

>>211887004
>William Banks
They could probably afford him and he'd be great

>>211887004
Rich Evans

>>211887173
Low Iq

>>211886828
Cleej is cringe
Colaire is based

>>211886940
dude

>>211887213
Is that from an altchan or is it a stylechan theme

>>211887300
4plebs archive

scenes are retarded as fuck holy shit

>>211886655
hurry the fuck up

>>211887399
this is hilarious dude

Are they seriously doing Famous House 3

This shit has me crying laughing

>>211887213
they can fix each other