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Anonymous No.211887938 >>211887983 >>211888848 >>211893891 >>211895030 >>211895696 >>211895737 >>211909939 >>211912913 >>211914667 >>211914811
Who should they cast for Princess Zelda?
Apparently it needs to be an actress who is in the 16-23 age range.

I would choose Alexa Swinton
Anonymous No.211887983 >>211888056 >>211888144 >>211908909
>>211887938 (OP)
She's jewish
Anonymous No.211888056 >>211888223 >>211893673 >>211901587
>>211887983
Well duh. Jewish women are the most beautiful in the world. JConn, Trachtenberg, Portman, etc
Anonymous No.211888144 >>211888339 >>211899169
>>211887983
The Jewish thing isnโ€™t disqualifying on its own. Itโ€™s more the fact that shes a hardcore Zionist.
Anonymous No.211888223 >>211888281 >>211888658 >>211894773
>>211888056
>Portman
>beautiful
Anonymous No.211888281
>>211888223
Objectively perfect
Anonymous No.211888339 >>211888501 >>211901079
>>211888144
>The Jewish thing isnโ€™t disqualifying on its own
Yes it fucking is

Fuck off, Chaim
Anonymous No.211888501 >>211888897
>>211888339
Thereโ€™s nothing wrong with being Jewish, anon. Most viewers do not care about an actors religious views.
However, it would be a liability for the production to hire someone who has taken a definitive stance on such a hot button political issue.
Anonymous No.211888658 >>211888823 >>211888862 >>211892675
>>211888223
Anonymous No.211888786 >>211890170 >>211905712
Snood
Anonymous No.211888799 >>211888835 >>211891769
Realistically, it should be Isabel Myers
Anonymous No.211888823 >>211898388
>>211888658
was she looking for her ass?
Anonymous No.211888835
>>211888799
>unibrow
yuck
Anonymous No.211888848 >>211888876 >>211892253
>>211887938 (OP)
I choose Foy.
Anonymous No.211888862
>>211888658
Didnโ€™t wipe well enough
Many such cases
Anonymous No.211888876
>>211888848
Shoulders are a bit wide and mannish
Anonymous No.211888897 >>211889625
>>211888501
>Thereโ€™s nothing wrong with being Jewish, anon
There absolutely is.

>Most viewers do not care about an actors religious views
Most viewers are retarded, and Jews are a lot more than just a religious group.
Anonymous No.211888922 >>211894238
In her bikini photos she is extremely pale
Could work
Anonymous No.211889625
>>211888897
What exactly is wrong with being Jewish?
Anonymous No.211890170 >>211893269
>>211888786
Where is her chin?
Anonymous No.211891769
>>211888799
She is much better looking then her sister
Anonymous No.211892253 >>211893576
>>211888848
Is she Jewish?
Anonymous No.211892675
>>211888658
god i want to inhale that hand
Anonymous No.211893123
Jewba
Anonymous No.211893269
>>211890170
rubbing my balls
Anonymous No.211893576
>>211892253
No she Celtic
Anonymous No.211893629 >>211893780 >>211894493
>the hot Jewish women are just white Europeans
Post some desert muslim looking bitch , those are the real Jews
Anonymous No.211893673
>>211888056
They're cute until they metamorphose into their adult form.
Anonymous No.211893780 >>211894669
>>211893629
I know youโ€™re joking but that actually is a Leftist talking point. They think Jews are White European colonizers. Bizarre
Anonymous No.211893891 >>211894293 >>211894546
>>211887938 (OP)
Julia Butters
Anonymous No.211894238 >>211894439
>>211888922
Well Iโ€™ll have to see them to make an informed decision.
Anonymous No.211894293
>>211893891
Very elvish features.
Anonymous No.211894439 >>211897899
>>211894238
Anonymous No.211894493 >>211894531
>>211893629
Sheโ€™s half White so sheโ€™s as White as Barack Obama. Which is to say, not at all.
Jews arenโ€™t White and never will be.
Anonymous No.211894531
>>211894493
*Jews arenโ€™t human and never will be.
Anonymous No.211894546 >>211894779
>>211893891
She is the right age and a good actress, but not conventionally attractive enough
Anonymous No.211894669
>>211893780
And they're right. Khazars converted to Judaism in the middle ages.
Anonymous No.211894725 >>211895159 >>211905194
Stella Grace Fitzgerald. She's 15 so skirting it but that's not far off the range and it's not like it's going to go into production next week.
Anonymous No.211894773
>>211888223
yes?
Anonymous No.211894779
>>211894546
jfc

which other actress are you the agent of?
Anonmous No.211895030
>>211887938 (OP)
Zelda is Zelda. Why is someone else trying to pretend? Be who you are.
Anonymous No.211895159 >>211895764
>>211894725
Not elfin
Anonymous No.211895432 >>211909279
Amanda Fix
Anonymous No.211895596
Pedo thread
Anonymous No.211895696
>>211887938 (OP)
Lizzo
Anonymous No.211895737 >>211904344
>>211887938 (OP)
Anonymous No.211895764 >>211899923 >>211905194
>>211895159
How so?
Anonymous No.211895795 >>211896223 >>211897209 >>211897252
Isn't Zelda like 30?
Anonymous No.211896223
>>211895795
Why would you think this?
Anonymous No.211897209
>>211895795
No
Anonymous No.211897252
>>211895795
She and Link are either teenagers or children in 95% of their appearances. Perhaps even 100% as I can't even recall an older version of either appearing.
Anonymous No.211897899
>>211894439
She so pale
Anonymous No.211898320 >>211902739
Looks like Trachtenberg
Anonymous No.211898388
>>211888823
She's adjusting her buttplug
Anonymous No.211898421 >>211898567
aren't they meant to be kids?

not little kids, definitely pubescent, but why not 14-17 or so? get some good-looking guy, get some beautiful girl. stop being weird about it.
Anonymous No.211898567 >>211898667
>>211898421
With actors that young it reads as juvenile. Even with properties aimed at kids you donโ€™t want to limit your audience in that way. This is why they traditionally cast 30 year olds as high schoolers
Anonymous No.211898667
>>211898567
yeah true, 16 would probably be the ideal sweet spot. but then what about sequels and so on? say they only make one, a couple of years later? end up with a 20-year-old Zelda? yuck.

i suppose they could just recast them, the games have 'different' Links and Zeldas after all. they're characters. but what if some actors do a really good job?

plus these will be PG-13 or PG, aimed AT kids. so give them some eyecandy (for THEM ,not for us adults).
Anonymous No.211899169
>>211888144
Despicable
Anonymous No.211899923 >>211900465
>>211895764
Asymmetrical
Weak lower third
Recessed maxilla
Anonymous No.211900465
>>211899923
Anonymous No.211901079
>>211888339
Jews are objectively superior. They were chosen by God.
Anonymous No.211901587
>>211888056
Predators are indeed attractive to their prey.
Anonymous No.211901622 >>211902190
Alexa Swinton > Emma Myers
Anonymous No.211902190
>>211901622
That is a very low bar to clear
Anonymous No.211902739 >>211903246
>>211898320
Looks more like Maddie Ziegler
Anonymous No.211903246 >>211911319
>>211902739
What ever happened to her?
Anonymous No.211904344
>>211895737
Are these nonces in the room with us right now
Anonymous No.211905194
>>211894725
>>211895764
I approve
Anonymous No.211905712 >>211906905
>>211888786
Snude or Ever.
Anonymous No.211906905
>>211905712
Ever clears
Anonymous No.211908909
>>211887983
And?
Anonymous No.211909279
>>211895432
Probably the most overrated gen Z actress
Anonymous No.211909939 >>211909968
>>211887938 (OP)
> it needs to be an actress who is in the 16-23 age range.
Why? When did they say this?
Anonymous No.211909968 >>211910357
>>211909939
Anonymous No.211910357
>>211909968
That's crazy, I guess they want them young so they can get at least a trilogy throughout their 20s.

I'd cast talented nobodies but on that age range they're probably going off TikTok numbers
Anonymous No.211911319
>>211903246
>What ever happened to her?
The likely Autistic dancer, who served as the muse for the Autistic singer, and then served as the lead actress in the Autistic Singerโ€™s personally directed film, pissed off other Autists, by her portrayal of an Autist, and got cancelled.
Anonymous No.211912913
>>211887938 (OP)
i watched her in emergeance
Anonymous No.211914667
>>211887938 (OP)
Here is your Princess Zelda
Anonymous No.211914811
>>211887938 (OP)
No jews please, but she could play Malon

The whole film should be ghibli tho