Who should they cast for Princess Zelda? - /tv/ (#211887938) [Archived: 1099 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:42:01 PM No.211887938
JewishActress
JewishActress
md5: 258162e33d0acb9e037140476665f8b3๐Ÿ”
Apparently it needs to be an actress who is in the 16-23 age range.

I would choose Alexa Swinton
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:43:00 PM No.211887983
>>211887938 (OP)
She's jewish
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:44:51 PM No.211888056
>>211887983
Well duh. Jewish women are the most beautiful in the world. JConn, Trachtenberg, Portman, etc
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:47:12 PM No.211888144
Jewish
Jewish
md5: c525224b2c5c5cdb294de2c0fc4355a5๐Ÿ”
>>211887983
The Jewish thing isnโ€™t disqualifying on its own. Itโ€™s more the fact that shes a hardcore Zionist.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:49:14 PM No.211888223
6688713710740014653
6688713710740014653
md5: 0bfe28ac1ca3369088a685fb19ec81db๐Ÿ”
>>211888056
>Portman
>beautiful
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:50:50 PM No.211888281
>>211888223
Objectively perfect
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:52:44 PM No.211888339
>>211888144
>The Jewish thing isnโ€™t disqualifying on its own
Yes it fucking is

Fuck off, Chaim
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:56:49 PM No.211888501
>>211888339
Thereโ€™s nothing wrong with being Jewish, anon. Most viewers do not care about an actors religious views.
However, it would be a liability for the production to hire someone who has taken a definitive stance on such a hot button political issue.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:00:53 AM No.211888658
NatalieReal
NatalieReal
md5: aff13fb725003345a9791129cb49d2a6๐Ÿ”
>>211888223
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:04:26 AM No.211888786
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1700724923299546_thumb.jpg
md5: 80547ec6d009d823b4fa4d0959457fb6๐Ÿ”
Snood
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:04:52 AM No.211888799
156449986
156449986
md5: 368b9a4762c45abba4a649ff1cc7c72d๐Ÿ”
Realistically, it should be Isabel Myers
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:05:27 AM No.211888823
>>211888658
was she looking for her ass?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:05:42 AM No.211888835
>>211888799
>unibrow
yuck
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:05:55 AM No.211888848
IMG_1785
IMG_1785
md5: fa663d21ddcee480ae1efb356a8122c1๐Ÿ”
>>211887938 (OP)
I choose Foy.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:06:18 AM No.211888862
>>211888658
Didnโ€™t wipe well enough
Many such cases
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:06:49 AM No.211888876
>>211888848
Shoulders are a bit wide and mannish
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:07:31 AM No.211888897
>>211888501
>Thereโ€™s nothing wrong with being Jewish, anon
There absolutely is.

>Most viewers do not care about an actors religious views
Most viewers are retarded, and Jews are a lot more than just a religious group.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:08:05 AM No.211888922
In her bikini photos she is extremely pale
Could work
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:25:34 AM No.211889625
>>211888897
What exactly is wrong with being Jewish?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:35:22 AM No.211890170
>>211888786
Where is her chin?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:06:16 AM No.211891769
>>211888799
She is much better looking then her sister
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:16:04 AM No.211892253
>>211888848
Is she Jewish?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:23:46 AM No.211892675
>>211888658
god i want to inhale that hand
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:32:41 AM No.211893123
15806897
15806897
md5: 98c46dc8dc23c15e048591d247eb3de4๐Ÿ”
Jewba
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:35:30 AM No.211893269
>>211890170
rubbing my balls
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:41:26 AM No.211893576
>>211892253
No she Celtic
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:42:30 AM No.211893629
>the hot Jewish women are just white Europeans
Post some desert muslim looking bitch , those are the real Jews
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:43:25 AM No.211893673
>>211888056
They're cute until they metamorphose into their adult form.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:45:13 AM No.211893780
>>211893629
I know youโ€™re joking but that actually is a Leftist talking point. They think Jews are White European colonizers. Bizarre
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:47:31 AM No.211893891
>>211887938 (OP)
Julia Butters
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:54:28 AM No.211894238
>>211888922
Well Iโ€™ll have to see them to make an informed decision.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:55:29 AM No.211894293
>>211893891
Very elvish features.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:58:24 AM No.211894439
JewishWoman
JewishWoman
md5: fefd9a1ef28099492bd6cf2305877dd0๐Ÿ”
>>211894238
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:59:36 AM No.211894493
>>211893629
Sheโ€™s half White so sheโ€™s as White as Barack Obama. Which is to say, not at all.
Jews arenโ€™t White and never will be.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:00:20 AM No.211894531
>>211894493
*Jews arenโ€™t human and never will be.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:00:39 AM No.211894546
>>211893891
She is the right age and a good actress, but not conventionally attractive enough
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:03:34 AM No.211894669
>>211893780
And they're right. Khazars converted to Judaism in the middle ages.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:04:36 AM No.211894725
Stella Grace Fitzgerald headshot
Stella Grace Fitzgerald headshot
md5: bf6dfbc698592cd3e1f595c7efacfdd8๐Ÿ”
Stella Grace Fitzgerald. She's 15 so skirting it but that's not far off the range and it's not like it's going to go into production next week.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:05:39 AM No.211894773
>>211888223
yes?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:05:45 AM No.211894779
>>211894546
jfc

which other actress are you the agent of?
Anonmous
6/24/2025, 2:10:44 AM No.211895030
>>211887938 (OP)
Zelda is Zelda. Why is someone else trying to pretend? Be who you are.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:13:53 AM No.211895159
>>211894725
Not elfin
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:19:14 AM No.211895432
Amanda Fix B&W 2
Amanda Fix B&W 2
md5: a73906d456719a6fb9dc3550b46293ac๐Ÿ”
Amanda Fix
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:22:32 AM No.211895596
Pedo thread
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:24:36 AM No.211895696
>>211887938 (OP)
Lizzo
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:25:33 AM No.211895737
images (1)
images (1)
md5: e6ccbb40b385ab1809115965728dacfb๐Ÿ”
>>211887938 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:26:10 AM No.211895764
Stella Grace Fitzgerald 04
Stella Grace Fitzgerald 04
md5: 6f20589ddaae110ff8fa5da0e0ba0827๐Ÿ”
>>211895159
How so?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:26:52 AM No.211895795
Isn't Zelda like 30?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:36:26 AM No.211896223
>>211895795
Why would you think this?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:59:29 AM No.211897209
>>211895795
No
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:00:30 AM No.211897252
>>211895795
She and Link are either teenagers or children in 95% of their appearances. Perhaps even 100% as I can't even recall an older version of either appearing.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:18:02 AM No.211897899
>>211894439
She so pale
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:28:33 AM No.211898320
jewishactress_thumb.jpg
jewishactress_thumb.jpg
md5: 140baff4c9bf9f1484676b2a4a2853ee๐Ÿ”
Looks like Trachtenberg
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:30:12 AM No.211898388
>>211888823
She's adjusting her buttplug
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:31:07 AM No.211898421
aren't they meant to be kids?

not little kids, definitely pubescent, but why not 14-17 or so? get some good-looking guy, get some beautiful girl. stop being weird about it.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:35:20 AM No.211898567
>>211898421
With actors that young it reads as juvenile. Even with properties aimed at kids you donโ€™t want to limit your audience in that way. This is why they traditionally cast 30 year olds as high schoolers
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:38:06 AM No.211898667
>>211898567
yeah true, 16 would probably be the ideal sweet spot. but then what about sequels and so on? say they only make one, a couple of years later? end up with a 20-year-old Zelda? yuck.

i suppose they could just recast them, the games have 'different' Links and Zeldas after all. they're characters. but what if some actors do a really good job?

plus these will be PG-13 or PG, aimed AT kids. so give them some eyecandy (for THEM ,not for us adults).
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:51:29 AM No.211899169
>>211888144
Despicable
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:13:37 AM No.211899923
>>211895764
Asymmetrical
Weak lower third
Recessed maxilla
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:27:39 AM No.211900465
phrenology
phrenology
md5: f66a9b2c09bc2b0332fa83655702d365๐Ÿ”
>>211899923
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:45:09 AM No.211901079
>>211888339
Jews are objectively superior. They were chosen by God.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:58:21 AM No.211901587
>>211888056
Predators are indeed attractive to their prey.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:59:09 AM No.211901622
Alexa Swinton > Emma Myers
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:13:19 AM No.211902190
>>211901622
That is a very low bar to clear
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:25:54 AM No.211902739
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>>211898320
Looks more like Maddie Ziegler
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:38:35 AM No.211903246
>>211902739
What ever happened to her?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:06:00 AM No.211904344
>>211895737
Are these nonces in the room with us right now
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:28:27 AM No.211905194
>>211894725
>>211895764
I approve
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:42:50 AM No.211905712
>>211888786
Snude or Ever.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:19:53 AM No.211906905
Zelda
Zelda
md5: 56e0a32c2e587c7f7cf64bf241fa34b2๐Ÿ”
>>211905712
Ever clears
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:24:18 AM No.211908909
>>211887983
And?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:38:47 AM No.211909279
>>211895432
Probably the most overrated gen Z actress
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:07:06 AM No.211909939
>>211887938 (OP)
> it needs to be an actress who is in the 16-23 age range.
Why? When did they say this?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:08:33 AM No.211909968
Zelda
Zelda
md5: d0d76e3345b2c409e66649c0ae40962d๐Ÿ”
>>211909939
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:27:09 AM No.211910357
>>211909968
That's crazy, I guess they want them young so they can get at least a trilogy throughout their 20s.

I'd cast talented nobodies but on that age range they're probably going off TikTok numbers
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:11:25 AM No.211911319
>>211903246
>What ever happened to her?
The likely Autistic dancer, who served as the muse for the Autistic singer, and then served as the lead actress in the Autistic Singerโ€™s personally directed film, pissed off other Autists, by her portrayal of an Autist, and got cancelled.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:46:24 AM No.211912913
>>211887938 (OP)
i watched her in emergeance
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:51:52 PM No.211914667
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GuLStYyXgAE0D2j
md5: a457bd8a84a9cdc3f90efda901c57492๐Ÿ”
>>211887938 (OP)
Here is your Princess Zelda
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:03:29 PM No.211914811
>>211887938 (OP)
No jews please, but she could play Malon

The whole film should be ghibli tho