This is the best we got on film.

why did she fuck ted (joker?)

>>211889666 (OP)
Based. What's the problem?

I firmly believe the de-fetishization of superheroes fundementally makes them soulless, the power fantasy is inherently sexual in nature, Alan Moore knew this.

Honestly the Schumacher Batman movies are severely underrated

>>211889923
They were very fun as summer flicks.

>>211890180
Yes. I see them as the spiritual successor of the Adam west tv show. There is the dark side of Batman, which is Tim burton and Christopher nolan (and zach Snyder) but there is another side of Batman too

during filming there was constant media talk of Alicia is getting fat

She was on a career high in the mid 90s because we hadn’t learned she didn’t have much acting range. Ironically Brittney Murphy probably would have killed in that role.

I actually like this design.

>>211889666 (OP)
Also this

>>211889666 (OP)
Why would she ask her uncle to make her skin-tight suit? That is fucking creepy. Especially when her costume has semi-erect nipples. Her elderly Uncle put those on there.

>>211890567
Looks like a drag queen. Chase would probably still look good in that gaudy shit.

>>211889666 (OP)
Fuck shes sexy.

>>211889666 (OP)
she does look a little fat

>>211889666 (OP)
AI will allow us to insert lactation scenes into this movie.

>>211890567
For some reason Uma didn't work for that role.

>>211889816
Her hair isn't red, you tourist.

>>211889666 (OP)
ah yes lets cast Mrs. Manjaw to be our sexy superherosidekick!

>>211889852
Yup and he turned it into deconstruction satire with watchmen now we have the mcu that is sexless in all regards with leather jacket baggy outfits. You cannot enjoy things.

>>211890340
Its a bit different, Adam West was intentionally a comedy and Schumacher was told to make everything "toyetic" which might be a similar end result but its not the same tone idk how to explain it. Its not self aware of how funny it is.

>>211890466

>>211889666 (OP)
The eroticism she brought to this role kickstarted my puberty and sexual awareness. I had my first wet dreams where I was Robin and we made out and I stripped her naked. Thank you Joel Schumaker. I think its because of the nipples on her costume and her flirty, fiery persona in scenes with Robin. And for those who didnt notice in the movie YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE HER NIPPLES HERE AND IN OP PIC.

>>211889666 (OP)
>>211890628
You can bet Alfred sniffed inside that costume afterwards

>>211890849
Commissioner Gordon meeting this girl and wondering who she is.

(don't give a fuck if it's implied he knows, or some shit.)

>>211890799
I don’t quite agree , I think Batman and Robin is absolutely meant to be tongue in cheek. I realize they wanted to sell toys, but even when it was a “serious scene” like with Bane it was silly as all hell, totally different tone from the Nolan movies that came after for example

>>211890567
That scene where she strips from the gorilla suit drove kid me insane.

>>211890948
Yea and its closer to Adam West im just saying if you actually sit and watch the 60s show it has more self awareness like the first chase scene with Mr Freeze when they go into the fucking air and Robin does a stunt jump on the bike and gets frozen it just feels very played straight when compared to 60s show. Clooney in the Batsuit isnt very funny for example, just kinda bland. But he was good in Bruce Wayne scenes. Was just a huge fan of Adam West sorry for my bias.

>>211889923
Forever is criminally underrated
B&R is ok

>>211890899
sorry lads forgot pic. Batnipples clearly visible here.

>>211891114
and more apparent here

>>211890628
Alfred knew how big those nips got from puberty. Batman doesn’t know about his “family photos” hidden on the bat computer

>>211891496
Alfred is a gooner

>>211890899
Its Naughty time

>>211891550
hnnnnnnnnng
>ywn suck on her comforting nips while she strokes ur hair

>>211891101
Blade Runner vibes.

>>211891621
gay bladderunner lol

>>211891550
Imagine being that kid.

>>211891550
I just realized an amazing business opportunity...

>imagine a program to sell extra mother milk to perverts...

more like fatgirl lol

>>211891688
>>211891774
probably will have issues getting a gf but shes so wealthy she can probably set him up no problem. Maxcomfy life.

>>211891774
Which 4chan board caters to this fetish?

>>211890718
She had fun. Uma supposedly knew the film was going to be shit and hammed up her performance.

>>211891774
>She “bird feeds” Bear, meaning she pre-chewed his food and fed it to him mouth-to-mouth. “It’s his favorite … and mine. He literally attacks my mouth if I’m eating,” she said in the clip.

[...]

>The Clueless star has revealed she and her son Bear have been soaking up some quality time together with shared baths during the lockdown measures imposed as a result of the coronavirus pandemic. The actress has claimed that they find the activity ‘nourishing and comforting’.

[...]

>Silverstone revealed that she still sleeps in the same bed as her son, Bear Blu Jarecki, who is 11 years old. Instead of getting out of bed to breastfeed multiple times through the night, she could just ‘roll over’, feed him, and fall back asleep.

Best mom ever

>>211891578
Always. Imagine kissing these lips.

>>211892007
>3am
>wake up with dry mouth
>pull down moms bra
livin' like Bear

>>211892031
imagine being her son

>>211892007
This can't be real?

>>211890718
she did fine. aside from alicia, i'd argue everyone does their role fair enough. maybe i like clooney too much but he does a fine take on the goofy ass version of batman joel gave us.
>>211890958
>going at it to uma in the scene
>as soon as i start to nut it cuts to the cavemen
it was a fucking joke. i was here.

>>211890958
Best scene in the movie, it was the main reason I used to watch the movie as a child, I still 'watch' it from time to time, she's pure sex.

>>211892104
I literally cant, I will have a heart attack, my dick will explode and ill die.

>>211892104
>imagine being her son

>>211891774
they absolutely have.

>>211889666 (OP)
A lot of media outlets and rumored leaked conversations of Hollywood execs thought she was too chubby for this role, and she refused to lose weight. What a spoiled bitch.

>>211890384
Dis nigga remembers...we're old senpai.

>>211889666 (OP)
On my shit monitor. It looks like she's pregnant.

>>211892122
Its fucking insane the director is gay too, he seems to understand the feminine aura very well. I literally had it on vhs and just rewinded that part all the time in a trance-like state. I dont typically find uma thurman attractive either outside this kino

>>211891101
the set design on forever is genuinely great at times, i wish we got to see just a bit more of the weird take on gotham
i think the biggest issue with the look of batman and robin is the weird amount of CGI and there's no cool sets like the riddler's

>>211892007
that dude is 110% gay now

>>211892362
honestly compare this pic alone to anything from the new Pattinson batman where riddler is an incel and its just laughable how bad that shit is.

>>211892403
>mommysboy ---> homosexual pipeline
how does that work??

>>211892007
>Bear Blu Jarecki, who is 11 years old
>Instead of getting out of bed to breastfeed multiple times through the night
>she could just ‘roll over’
>feed him
>and fall back asleep.
uhhhh.....wut?

>>211892403
>that dude is 110% gay now
>gay

>>211889923
We could only be so lucky to get new movies that look half as good as them.

>>211892242
I have to agree

>>211892473
Extreme mommy's boys have TWO paths:

if mom doesn't let son have sex with her
>homo

if mom DOES let son have sex with her
>pussy slayer, but he doesn't talk to his mom anymore

>>211892499
Milk is a good source of vitamin D

>>211892584
I-I dont know where youre getting this anon but I will take ur word for it. I did not have an incestuous mother or know anyone around me who did. That I know of.
It sounds nice to suck on titty tho.

>>211892007

Do you think mommy alicia still has the costume?

>>211892114
It’s real. There’s interviews out there where she talks it up to a clearly horrified host

>>211892710
>The wrinkles in her leather cape

So much detail

>>211892473
That's not mommy's boy dude this is absolutely on the level of sexual abuse and he's gonna have mental issues in droves.

>>211892522
Gay or so fucked in the head it may as well be the same thing.

>>211892710
>that ass shot
>The titty shot
and fags only notice the closups on the men from the opening

>>211892669
i haven't talked to my mom in years

>>211892783
Better than the basketball costume we get now, to be honest.

>>211892843
she got off doing this

>>211892820
Because you have to watch a shit film to get to it

>>211891114
>>211891204
Always cracks me up that people they know irl are supposed to be like “wh-who are they? I’ve never seen this person in my life” because of their “disguise”

>>211892813
ok im not denying that I just dont see how he would turn gay. Reminds me of ryan goslings character in only god forgives though.

>>211892884
lelelelelel true enough

>>211892820>>211892710
>that ass shot
>The titty zoom in
wish we still got those kind of shots

>>211892007
>tfw no oedipal mommy
Why live?

>>211892927
>I just dont see how he would turn gay
Extremely easily, mental association of the female body with his fucked up mom would be enough on its own.

>>211892974
there are some in newer movies they will just be rapid and blink and youll miss it. Iron Man 2 had Black Widow changing and we see her in a bra, Wandavision had episode with comic skintight outfit.

>>211893051
stupid chud, go back to pol

>>211892346
>Its fucking insane the director is gay too
That's surprising given the level of sex he achieved with her
>I dont typically find uma thurman attractive either outside this kino
Either do I but seeing her dressed up as this sex goddess is just so right, perfect casting.

>>211893051
oh ok I see I see. interesting anon.

>>211892904
honestly I dont think they were confused its just theres one line from her where she supposes they might be.

>>211893051
>fucked up mom
Those Facebook posts about "nuzzling time" while on vacation did make me think she was overflowing with love, but can one really receive too much love?

>>211890567
>kiss her lips and you die

what happens if your eat her pusy?

>>211890466
Make the jacket spandex again and add the knee-high heeled boots back and it's peak

>>211892315
I thought so too when I saw the thumbnail. What a disappointment

Batkino thread?

>>211893280
Her pussy juice is acidic and kills you.

>>211893171
Hey batgirl fapper, I used to nut to that photo too. It took 3 hours to download

>>211893355
I need to fuck her smug fucking mouth. DSL DSL !!!! FACT!!!

>>211893280
>what happens if your eat her pusy?
you get trillions of tiny needled barbs stuck in your tongue

>>211893401
it's spelt Hasidic, dumbass

>>211892843
Based Jimmy playing it cool

>>211893448
Good taste my friend its interesting this movie caused so many to have a sexual awakening.

>>211893280
Your wiener turns into that giant plant from "Little Shop of Horrors".

>Alicia Silverstone plays a daughter who gets bound & gagged to fake her own kidnapping in the romantic comedy Excess Baggage

This whole movie was a retarded truculent (aggressively defiant) / trunkulent (being in a trunk) pun wasn't it.

>>211892843
So. Fucking. Hot.

>>211892858
she get ya?

>>211893398
Yessir

>>211892007
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>211893582
Fuck yeah.
Let's start this party with a bang!

>>211893632
I like how his bitches are coordinated with his sides

>>211893147
fs its part her dedication to the role combined with the direction. If only women like her existed irl.

>>211893583
He was so lucky.....

Rare 'only gets better with age' actress

>>211893737
Bane?

>>211893737
Certainly would have popped a chub if his dick still worked after all those steroids.

>>211893694
I'd give it all up for her if she was real

>>211893212
a boy cuddling with his mom like this past the age of 6 or 7 is super fuckin weird.

>>211893740
Her hair is beautiful. Glad she never really chopped it off like so many women do as they get older.

>>211890567
>>211890958
>>211892122
>>211892346
Glad to see others with excellent taste ITT.

>>211891774
Shota momcest? Good lord

>>211893813
He just needs a good dose of venom to get him going

Lexi Belle was better

>>211893530
Im a little bit older. So Batman returns with Catwoman and the ditzy ice princess

>>211891774

>>211893961
>ditzy ice princess

My nigga

>>211891550
Lmao

Extremely based thread, lads. I love Forever. Anybody watch that one red book fan edit of Forever or whatever it was called? Was it worth the effort? What about any sweet Forever merch you still have?

>>211893740
How does she do it? Graceful.

>"Anons? Its Dr. Meridian. Chase. You remember me?"

>>211894101
That scene was the most batkino scene ever.

>>211893740
shes only gotten worse since she was 16

>>211893998
i genuinely can't sanction his buffoonery.

>>211894220
alrighty then

>>211894220
Would it happen to be because you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!

>>211892154
Lol

This thread.

>>211893457
I had these action figures

>>211890340
>>211890799
The reason the Adam West show works and the Schumacher films don't is that you can't do camp unless you're 100% committed to the bit because camp doesn't really mesh with any other genre.

Like, imagine the Rocky Horror picture show but it has like four or five scenes that are just completely normal where everybody suddenly acts like it's a perfectly normal movie and just have regular dialogue and act perfectly natural except maybe Tim Curry, who's still acting weird while everyone else is playing it straight. Not the same movie any more, right? Well, that's what happened to Batman and Robin. It's only half camp and it just doesn't work.

Like, how are we supposed to take the "Alfred is dying" or the "Robin is super angry and going solo" bits? If they're jokes they're not funny but you cant take them seriously as plot points in such a retarded movie, either. It's a kid of cinematic limbo where it's too dumb to take seriously but unwilling to go full 1966 and just make an outright comedy. Adam West's Batman knew what it was about. The Schumacher ones could never decide

I still wish Tommy Lee Jones did a more serious take on Harvey Dent.

>>211892843
i wanna be her son and have sex with her so bad bros. what do?

>>211892007
I'm 45, is it too late for me to be adopted?

What's the subtext here?

What could have been.

>>211894486
Delete!

>>211892710
you can see the full outline of her clitoris and pussy lips or that of the body double.

guarantee momma is relieving her son's stress anytime he asks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41yIkuUN1Y

>>211889923

>>211894390
I wish she kept me drugged up with her pheromones all day long

>>211894461
>the Schumacher films don't
They do though.

>>211894390
>>211894445
>>211894565
My first real crush…

>>211889923
I bet you also like the Star Wars prequels, don't you?

>>211894795
>Butter Krust
Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

>>211890628
>By ass or by vag?
>Why not both

>>211894203
Pure Buffoonery.

>>211894203
is this the role that turned him into a killer?

>>211894203
he got paid like 20 million dollars to do this

>>211894795
Brett Michaels?

>>211890466
The best Batgirl costume design is Stephanie Brown followed by Cass. Bab's sucks no matter what

>>211894795

>>211894337
I wanna see you feed Sneed

>>211892242
>>211891774
rumour has it she's Lady Fire's script writer.

>>211894811
Note the exposed p*ts

>>211891101
It's got it's own thing going on.

>>211895005
Palefu

>>211895040
Pheromones, anon.

>>211889666 (OP)
Batman Forever is literally the gayest movie I've ever seen.
>>211890653
Dr. Chase Meridian was very obviously written as a man. It's why she immediately starts trying to fuck Batman, because that's what passes for flirting in the gay community. She also shows him a "fertility idol" in her office that's very clearly a butt plug.
>>211890567
>>211893147
Drag Queen Ivy is self explanatory.
>>211894203
Then there's the Riddler's costume being seemingly designed to show off Jim Carey's bulge.

How quickly this turned into a Poison Ivy thread~

>>211889666 (OP)
Batgirl? More like FATGIRL!

>>211895137
You are reaching with that Chase thing.

>>211894813
Yeah

>>211895147
Not fast enough, if you ask me.

>>211895137
Only a gay would notice.

>>211895253
This.
>gayest movie ever
Nope, still not seeing it.

>>211894431
what did you do with the batgirl one

>>211893280
the only antidote for that is suckling on her breasts

>>211895199
Yes, of course. Just a totally normal "fertility idol" nothing about this that a man would shove up his ass...

>>211895405
She beat up the others, I was on the smaller-is-stronger meta (frieza)

>>211895496
i wanna smell her stinky doodoo hole SO bad

>>211895248
We may be few, but our devotion to our queen is unmatched

>>211895532
That's just symbolic of Two-face and Batman's dual identities.

>>211895532
>"Bruce, you're describing repressed sexual molestation by desiring to begin thrusting my Malaysian Dream Warden figurine up your rectum and deriving sexual connotation to it."

>>211895565
It wouldn't be stinky, it would smell like flowers

Why was Carrey Riddler and not Joker?

>>211895635
He died, dumbass

>>211895544
I miss playing with figures. made films that would last for hours each day spread over multiple days in the summer, named all the soldiers for each film, they'd mostly end up dying and the wind blowing sound effect would finish the whole thing off.
wish I had a recording of at least one of them from when I was 8 or so

>>211890466
This was woke, and the artist made a bunch of art shitting on fans over it.

>>211895624
Dual identities... yes... nothing like a closeted gay man...

>>211895627
Don't forget, this happens immediately after Bruce Wayne knocks down Chase Meridian's door because he heard someone kickboxing in there. The grunts uh...definitely sounded like kickboxing and not ass fucking.

>>211895686
Who did? Joker? I don't remember. It's been so long since I've seen the Val Kilmer and George Clooney batman movies.

>>211895040

>>211895635
Carrey didn't have the star power nor was he stupid enough tot think that he could take on the role from the undefeated heavyweight champion.

>>211895783
Batman 89, which is part of the continuity

>>211895747
>Woman making exertion noises
>"DUDE THAT SOUNDS LIKE TWO GAY GUYS HAVING SEX"

There's something wrong with your brain.

>>211895532
Just look at this fucking thing. Look at it! It's so clearly designed to slide up an ass. Look at the flared base! Look at the smooth neck. Look at the way the fans are clearly designed to fit between the ass cheeks and the feathers are designed to tickle and stimulate the balls. What the fucking christ?! That's the gayest shit I've ever seen. Fuck!

>>211890958
how the FUCK did he do it bros?
all these years later her seduction scenes make my dick swollen like a brick

>>211892346
Just like there are good Jews (Adam Sandler, Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder) there are good gays. It always great seeing gay showcase feminine beauty and male beauty and not get somebody like Brian Singer who just wants to fuck boys and say gays are the future.

>>211895747
yeah, also bats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obvious.
robin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which also means gay anal rape.
alfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robin.
riddler, sounds like fiddler, and all gays are made after they've been fiddled.
gays are also riddled with diseases and intestinal parasites.
gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.
all the clues are there.

>>211895747
>"Anon, its completely normal to fantasize about wanting to fuck Nicole Kidman up her ass, but not to imagine shoving things up inside yours when you see something remotely butt-plug shaped."

>>211889666 (OP)
Not a bad Stephanie Brown.

>>211895977
detective gordon looks like j edgar hoover, it goes on and on

>>211895399
That’s a Big Guy.

>>211895975
Honestly based take and from interviews with shumaker in behind the scene stuff and him talking about it after many years I think youre right he is based asf

>>211892710
>That huge pussy cameltoe because of how tight the suit is
Hot. Aside from that, yeah this shot looks crazy in HD. So much detail went into those first 4 Batman costumes.

>>211895969
>how the FUCK did he do it bros?
You gotta be a Sexual Tyrannosaurus, anon.

>>211895937
>That's the gayest shit I've ever seen.
and you've seen a lot!

>>211889666 (OP)
>>211890628
She doesn't look happy.

>>211893457
Tiger/shark stripe suits were so kino. Its funny because WB wanted B&R and Forever to have a bunch of costumes made just to sell toys.

I know what I'm doing tonight

>>211892007
what a fucking crackpot. she is the same age as me i think. thought she was cute then. damn you guys, bros, i am telling you : I DODGED AN IMAGINARY BULLET right there! pfiewwww!

>>211896107
I mean, yeah. I've watched 2 of these fuckers. Each one gayer than the last.

>>211892499
You dont get wood or cotton mouth in the middle of the night? baka anon.

Not gonna lie, I love the recent Alicia resurgence on /tv/

>>211894795
hi harperanon

>>211890567
Do you guys think her asshole is also poisonous/toxic? Lips are the same tissue as assholes.

>>211896006
film takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.
he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sex.
two-face has a cane, cane is shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anus
notice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amuses.
the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries, therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.
wayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttocks

>>211896251
I wonder if she actually has a toxin that makes male orgasms enhanced by 20

>>211896277
>the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries

>>211892843
I bet this scene was her idea too lol

>>211896251
I hope they are

>>211895975
>>211896078
For all the shit these movies get, Schumacher didn't get enough love for the absolute gorgeous women he put on his screens in the most outlandish but amazing and iconic outfits. Coming into the industry through the wardrobe department really gave him an edge on how to dress characters. These movies were also great to look at; wild colours, off-kilter angles, a new take on Gotham's appearance.
The Schumacher films are flawed sure, but no one can't say they aren't good time for what its worth and pure popcorn summer blockbuster schlock that delivered on the premise it was advertised as.

>>211894203
It should have been Jim Varney and Robin Williams as Two Face/Riddler but we got robbed. Also Marlon Wayans as Robin.

>>211893857
I would nut inside to secure a relationship. If she let me...

>>211896277
The signs were there all along, we just didn't want to see them.

>>211896251
there's only one way to find out
by regularly inserting your tongue into it and hoping to slowly build up an immunity over several years

>>211896251
>Lips are the same tissue as assholes.
That's just what girls want you to believe.
>"Munch the muffin, big boy and don't forget about my brown lips! The butthole is an erogenous zone. Eat it!"

>>211895137
I kind of see what you mean but I ddont agree about Dr Chase Meridian she even says in interviews how excited she is to act slutty for batman and how any woman would do the same in her situation etc etc. and Batman is obviously incredibly wealthy and famous, women throw themselves at that irl I think youre projecting onto the movie a bit. And as other anons said duelaity is a theme of the script.

>>211893961
actually based as fuck and yea when I was a kid that had been out already for a while but I see the appeal with Catwoman.

>>211896202
Uma shill since 2010!

>>211896277
Twoface teaching Riddler how to punch? Riddler obviously wanted Two-face to teach him how to FIST a guy.

>>211896434
haven't found that to be the case.
there was an anon a few years ago who trained his wife to beg for it - he spent 2 years converting her from not being interested in it to demanding it from him.

>>211893740
SHES MORPHING INTO THE PERFECT MILF IN REAL TIME

>>211891774
is it TECHNICALLY illegal for a mom to have sex with her son? like from a "lawyer" standpoint?

>>211894486
>Haagen Dazs pints were that huge in the 90's
We've fallen so far as a civilization.

>>211896188
Yeah like we've never had threads on The Crush once a month for the past decade

>>211896552
grim. can't believe it was released as a children's film.

>>211896173
anyway this is how i remember her.

beautiful crazy ladies, sometimes its best if they DONT have a kid. barren! yada yada, no for real in some cases its for the best sad dessu but it is what it is

>>211896277
>>211896552
>OW

Clearly he's a virgin and Riddler is experiencing gay anal penetration for the first time

>>211896304
She already has that effect on me

>>211895005
>You're dangerous, Maverick. That's why I'm going to take your wife.

>>211896620
I actually had two of these, I think McDonald's sold them as promos

>>211896552
>mr freeze wants diamonds so he can "release" his trapped princess
>has to wear a special "suit" to keep himself going until that point
clearly a trans allegory, "diamonds are a girl's best friend", the princess is his true self and he needs money to chop his Wang off. the suit means wearing women's clothes and a wig until then.
how naïve we were.

>>211896367
Would us mere mortals ever be worthy of such a privilege?

>>211889666 (OP)
the only thing im reminded of anytime someone mentions this batman (other than bat credit card) is that the film crew used to bully this actress and call her fat for no reason at all lmao

>>211896671
i was not fascinated by uma in that movie. never really was , actually. thought she was neat in pulp fiction. that other tarantino film too i guses was ok. but idk thats it%?

>>211896757
at least the crazy bitch didn't troon him out. he looks very troon-able. liev schrieber would have buttfucked him inside out by now

>>211896677
thats ok she has a huge forehead and a terrible nose

>>211896634
remember at the end when batman "breaks" the "mind sucking machine" and the riddler's head becomes all swollen and misshapen?
it meant that batman was using sounding rods and one slipped in too far and ripped through his dick so the head of his penis flopped off and was hanging on by a strip of flesh.

>>211896277
>"Fascinating. Tell me more about your scarred psyche."

>>211895147
>>211895794
>>211896168
>>211896671
Love these.

>>211896731
I still can't believe they wanted to turn this black. Catwoman? Sure. But Alicia? She's the whitest actress in Hollywood.

>>211896634
>>211896913

>>211894461
I agree but id also say the movie is 40/60% goofy self aware and 60% trying to be serious thats why most people didnt like it whereas every aspect of adam west is a wacky fever dream even the plots are hilarious they dont have "oh no alfred is dying" scenes. And Ill repeat clooney in the batsuit isnt funny or serious just bland.

>>211896389
You'd most certainly die, but it would be the best piece of ass you'd ever eat

>>211894565
I need her to jerk me off with these gloves

>>211894654
holy shit dude. Pure sex, that is all.

>>211896938
you DO know that farts and turds come outta that thing, right?

>>211894957
hnnnnnnnnnnnng need to cut a hole in her crotch area on this suit and just go to town

>>211896133
She was getting bullied relentlessly during and after the shooting of the film. They (hollywood demons) nicknamed her ‘Fatgirl’ at the time.

iirc she deeply regrets signing up for the film and has often singled it out as a turning point in her career.

>>211896920
>dr chase merdiian
chase, chasers, men who go after trannies
meridian - the line on the earth, earth has gays on it, gay sex.
dr - D. R. d for dick, R for arse, dick in arse, gay sex

>>211896552
>security guard so chadly he isn't doing shit because he knows it's not worth risking his life for meager pay
>takes their punches like nothing
based

>>211896987
Uma is that you? where shall we meet

>>211897116
>They (hollywood demons) nicknamed her ‘Fatgirl’ at the time.
they also bullied Kate Winslet for being fat in titanic.

>>211897116
It boggles the mind to see and hear grown adults acting like middle schoolers.

>>211897116
If all that torture isn't bad enough, Alicia is allergic to latex. So while everyone was calling her fat, she was having reactions to parts of the costume she was wearing. Silverstone went through a lot of shit in this movie.

>>211891774
there is only one valid critisism

>>211897374
bro she's CLEARLY got coke-bloat. ever done a LOTTA coke for like 3 months straight?

Crazy how fast this thread hit bump limit.

>>211897374
she should have married me back then. I could have saved her, somehow. probably involving breastfeeding

>>211896579
the boy has to learn somehow, and what better teacher than the one human being who loves him the most

>>211895399
it turns out his veins are all pulsing out from pure arousal, I didnt pick up on this as a kid.

>>211897483
those are the kind of nipples that i like to chew on

>>211897483
god they're fucking perfect..........

>>211889666 (OP)
She looks like Brooke Little. And obviously Meg Ryan.

>>211894203
Who sanctioned this buffoonery?

i like sex

>>211896133
She literally is pretendding to be tough for the character why tf would Batgirl be smiling

>>211896871

>>211896188
SHE NEEDS TO BE POUNDED DOGGYSTYLE THIS INSTANT

BRUCE ITS ME CIA

>>211896527
I want to fuck her face.

>>211895399
>>211897529
exactly, he's supposed to represent a penis. he is "her" penis, indicating that poison ivy is really a shemale.
she injects venom into him, the venom being male on male lust, and he grows bigger, harder and his veins pop out. then when batman "defeats" him, liquid shorts out of his neck tube, meaning his urethra.
you even see "her" stroking bane at times.

>>211894929
That's not "quite" true. Its true the deal he penned was $20 mill, but after paying lawyers, taxes, and the agency and all that, he probably pocketed around $5 million. The REAL money is the merchandise.

>>211893280
based pusy poster

>>211896579
yes but shes not doing that she is providing loving comfort and highly nutritious milk

>>211896731
Fuck. Impossible choice, I would nut inside both.

>>211897746
I'm a close friend of almost everyone who worked on the film and in the end he probably pocketed about 100 bucks, especially when you factor inflation, renting the costume, sleep tax and having his armpits waxed

>>211896759
She would have to use her powers to restrain me or id start humping her like a horny dog

Good thread

>>211897483
HOLY FUCK I thought shed be way more flat. INNSANE!!!!

>>211897745
hahahahahha maybe, maybe.

>>211897542
GOD SHES SO FUCKING SEXY, the green pieces over her eyebrows are insane too

>>211890466
>leather jacket
>not spandex
How original

>>211897934
and she looks dumb as fuck standing next to batman in that cheap outfit.

>>211897824
Was he taxed on his buffoonery?

>>211897839
How long do you think you could struggle against her vines before you succumb to the pleasure of her teasing you like the horndog you are?

>>211896797
>>211896822
She is a bit fat to be honest

>>211898015
I would suck the devils black cock to lay my head ‘twixt those thighs

>>211896731
Yvonne and it's not even close

>>211897901

>>211898027
I would take The Bride for a ride.

>>211892843
>now alicia, remember this is just a movie
>you cant, under any circumstances, fuck this kid
>promise me alicia

....

Pin this thread!

>>211898084
SHE WAS IN ET YOU SICK FUCK!

>>211898223
Why is that effect better than Marvel today?

>>211898084
Fag

>>211898228
she was doing hard drugs and sucking ((producer)) weiner ate like age 12 or 13 dude. she's admitted it herself.

They were really mean to Alicia on this movie and it being a flop didn't help a damn thing.
>>211898223
You could literally probably find it via After Effects these days easily, but the difference between that and modern Marvel is that it wasn't designed or programmed or rendered by a jeet.

>>211898355
>she's admitted it herself.
bullshit

>>211898298
in the original script, she landed on my face.

>>211898267
that's the type of butt that NEEDS to be spanked every day. she'll get all farty if you don't spank it every few hours.

>>211893583
Who's that big guy?

>>211898027
Probably like 5 minutes, if that

>>211898267
yup this is it for me. My first childhood fap was this scene

>>211898442
your prize, the masked man

Forever is kino.

>>211897483
Her daughter has the same tits!

>>211898598
the kind of shot people go to filmschool for

>>211894101
Does anyone have this scene webm?

>>211898265
More effort was put into it, and the primitive technology made it expensive so that there was no reason to not spend 1% more and have them do a good job

>>211898675
>bruce, its yours, barabara

>This thread

>Dead Thread
smoke em if ya got em

>>211898720
Damn, I wanted to slip one last Ivy pic in

Well its been a good thread lads. Had a good nostalgia fap

>>211898675
so much this

>>211898720
>This pleases the Batboner

>>211898771
o7

Best thread on this board today

>>211894610
they probably kept telling him to match carrey's faggot overacting

>>211898442
he was a pro wrestling jobber. had some spots in WWF and WCW i think. he's dead. (heart gave out from roids)

>>211898598
i bet she took a huge dump and then got into bed with no underwear on

>>211897044
Not right now they dont

>>211898598
Is she really nekid?

>>211899298
Yeah, shes a slut.

>>211899227
i guarantee you her butt was full of turds when that pic was taken

>>211899544
Scandalous.

>>211899580
I was the poo analyst on set that day, and yes her bum was filled with poo poos and she hadn't poo for a couple of days so she really needed to do a poo poo but she had to wait until the scene was done then she went for a poo poo.

It's been nice bros

>>211899737
Thank you for your service.

I want Poison Ivy to make me her slave