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Anonymous No.211889666 >>211889816 >>211890567 >>211890628 >>211890689 >>211890702 >>211890705 >>211890791 >>211890899 >>211890904 >>211892265 >>211892315 >>211895137 >>211895191 >>211896042 >>211896133 >>211896797 >>211897607
This is the best we got on film.
Anonymous No.211889746
why did she fuck ted (joker?)
Anonymous No.211889816 >>211890774
>>211889666 (OP)
Based. What's the problem?
Anonymous No.211889852 >>211890799
I firmly believe the de-fetishization of superheroes fundementally makes them soulless, the power fantasy is inherently sexual in nature, Alan Moore knew this.
Anonymous No.211889923 >>211890180 >>211891101 >>211892533 >>211894777 >>211894813
Honestly the Schumacher Batman movies are severely underrated
Anonymous No.211890180 >>211890340
>>211889923
They were very fun as summer flicks.
Anonymous No.211890340 >>211890799 >>211894461
>>211890180
Yes. I see them as the spiritual successor of the Adam west tv show. There is the dark side of Batman, which is Tim burton and Christopher nolan (and zach Snyder) but there is another side of Batman too
Anonymous No.211890384 >>211892265
during filming there was constant media talk of Alicia is getting fat
Anonymous No.211890454
She was on a career high in the mid 90s because we hadn’t learned she didn’t have much acting range. Ironically Brittney Murphy probably would have killed in that role.
Anonymous No.211890466 >>211890849 >>211893285 >>211894933 >>211895714 >>211897934
I actually like this design.
Anonymous No.211890482
Anonymous No.211890567 >>211890653 >>211890718 >>211890958 >>211893280 >>211893922 >>211895137 >>211896251
>>211889666 (OP)
Also this
Anonymous No.211890628 >>211890904 >>211891496 >>211894873 >>211896133
>>211889666 (OP)
Why would she ask her uncle to make her skin-tight suit? That is fucking creepy. Especially when her costume has semi-erect nipples. Her elderly Uncle put those on there.
Anonymous No.211890653 >>211895137
>>211890567
Looks like a drag queen. Chase would probably still look good in that gaudy shit.
Anonymous No.211890689
>>211889666 (OP)
Fuck shes sexy.
Anonymous No.211890702
>>211889666 (OP)
she does look a little fat
Anonymous No.211890705
>>211889666 (OP)
AI will allow us to insert lactation scenes into this movie.
Anonymous No.211890718 >>211892004 >>211892116
>>211890567
For some reason Uma didn't work for that role.
Anonymous No.211890774
>>211889816
Her hair isn't red, you tourist.
Anonymous No.211890791
>>211889666 (OP)
ah yes lets cast Mrs. Manjaw to be our sexy superherosidekick!
Anonymous No.211890799 >>211890948 >>211894461
>>211889852
Yup and he turned it into deconstruction satire with watchmen now we have the mcu that is sexless in all regards with leather jacket baggy outfits. You cannot enjoy things.

>>211890340
Its a bit different, Adam West was intentionally a comedy and Schumacher was told to make everything "toyetic" which might be a similar end result but its not the same tone idk how to explain it. Its not self aware of how funny it is.
Anonymous No.211890849 >>211890940
>>211890466
Anonymous No.211890899 >>211891114 >>211891578
>>211889666 (OP)
The eroticism she brought to this role kickstarted my puberty and sexual awareness. I had my first wet dreams where I was Robin and we made out and I stripped her naked. Thank you Joel Schumaker. I think its because of the nipples on her costume and her flirty, fiery persona in scenes with Robin. And for those who didnt notice in the movie YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE HER NIPPLES HERE AND IN OP PIC.
Anonymous No.211890904
>>211889666 (OP)
>>211890628
You can bet Alfred sniffed inside that costume afterwards
Anonymous No.211890940
>>211890849
Commissioner Gordon meeting this girl and wondering who she is.

(don't give a fuck if it's implied he knows, or some shit.)
Anonymous No.211890948 >>211891060
>>211890799
I don’t quite agree , I think Batman and Robin is absolutely meant to be tongue in cheek. I realize they wanted to sell toys, but even when it was a β€œserious scene” like with Bane it was silly as all hell, totally different tone from the Nolan movies that came after for example
Anonymous No.211890958 >>211892116 >>211892122 >>211893922 >>211895969
>>211890567
That scene where she strips from the gorilla suit drove kid me insane.
Anonymous No.211891060
>>211890948
Yea and its closer to Adam West im just saying if you actually sit and watch the 60s show it has more self awareness like the first chase scene with Mr Freeze when they go into the fucking air and Robin does a stunt jump on the bike and gets frozen it just feels very played straight when compared to 60s show. Clooney in the Batsuit isnt very funny for example, just kinda bland. But he was good in Bruce Wayne scenes. Was just a huge fan of Adam West sorry for my bias.
Anonymous No.211891101 >>211891621 >>211892362 >>211895072
>>211889923
Forever is criminally underrated
B&R is ok
Anonymous No.211891114 >>211891204 >>211892904
>>211890899
sorry lads forgot pic. Batnipples clearly visible here.
Anonymous No.211891204 >>211892904
>>211891114
and more apparent here
Anonymous No.211891496 >>211891538
>>211890628
Alfred knew how big those nips got from puberty. Batman doesn’t know about his β€œfamily photos” hidden on the bat computer
Anonymous No.211891538
>>211891496
Alfred is a gooner
Anonymous No.211891550 >>211891599 >>211891688 >>211891913 >>211894034
Anonymous No.211891578 >>211892031
>>211890899
Its Naughty time
Anonymous No.211891599
>>211891550
hnnnnnnnnng
>ywn suck on her comforting nips while she strokes ur hair
Anonymous No.211891621 >>211891644
>>211891101
Blade Runner vibes.
Anonymous No.211891644
>>211891621
gay bladderunner lol
Anonymous No.211891688 >>211891989
>>211891550
Imagine being that kid.
Anonymous No.211891774 >>211891989 >>211891999 >>211892007 >>211892242 >>211893922 >>211893998 >>211894999 >>211896579 >>211897445
Anonymous No.211891913
>>211891550
I just realized an amazing business opportunity...

>imagine a program to sell extra mother milk to perverts...
Anonymous No.211891920
more like fatgirl lol
Anonymous No.211891989
>>211891688
>>211891774
probably will have issues getting a gf but shes so wealthy she can probably set him up no problem. Maxcomfy life.
Anonymous No.211891999
>>211891774
Which 4chan board caters to this fetish?
Anonymous No.211892004
>>211890718
She had fun. Uma supposedly knew the film was going to be shit and hammed up her performance.
Anonymous No.211892007 >>211892098 >>211892114 >>211892403 >>211892499 >>211892674 >>211893043 >>211893593 >>211894632 >>211896173
>>211891774
>She β€œbird feeds” Bear, meaning she pre-chewed his food and fed it to him mouth-to-mouth. β€œIt’s his favorite … and mine. He literally attacks my mouth if I’m eating,” she said in the clip.

[...]

>The Clueless star has revealed she and her son Bear have been soaking up some quality time together with shared baths during the lockdown measures imposed as a result of the coronavirus pandemic. The actress has claimed that they find the activity β€˜nourishing and comforting’.

[...]

>Silverstone revealed that she still sleeps in the same bed as her son, Bear Blu Jarecki, who is 11 years old. Instead of getting out of bed to breastfeed multiple times through the night, she could just β€˜roll over’, feed him, and fall back asleep.

Best mom ever
Anonymous No.211892031 >>211892104
>>211891578
Always. Imagine kissing these lips.
Anonymous No.211892098
>>211892007
>3am
>wake up with dry mouth
>pull down moms bra
livin' like Bear
Anonymous No.211892104 >>211892133 >>211892154
>>211892031
imagine being her son
Anonymous No.211892114 >>211892727
>>211892007
This can't be real?
Anonymous No.211892116
>>211890718
she did fine. aside from alicia, i'd argue everyone does their role fair enough. maybe i like clooney too much but he does a fine take on the goofy ass version of batman joel gave us.
>>211890958
>going at it to uma in the scene
>as soon as i start to nut it cuts to the cavemen
it was a fucking joke. i was here.
Anonymous No.211892122 >>211892346 >>211893922
>>211890958
Best scene in the movie, it was the main reason I used to watch the movie as a child, I still 'watch' it from time to time, she's pure sex.
Anonymous No.211892133
>>211892104
I literally cant, I will have a heart attack, my dick will explode and ill die.
Anonymous No.211892154 >>211894341
>>211892104
>imagine being her son
Anonymous No.211892242 >>211892537 >>211894999
>>211891774
they absolutely have.
Anonymous No.211892265
>>211889666 (OP)
A lot of media outlets and rumored leaked conversations of Hollywood execs thought she was too chubby for this role, and she refused to lose weight. What a spoiled bitch.

>>211890384
Dis nigga remembers...we're old senpai.
Anonymous No.211892315 >>211893390
>>211889666 (OP)
On my shit monitor. It looks like she's pregnant.
Anonymous No.211892346 >>211893147 >>211893922 >>211895975
>>211892122
Its fucking insane the director is gay too, he seems to understand the feminine aura very well. I literally had it on vhs and just rewinded that part all the time in a trance-like state. I dont typically find uma thurman attractive either outside this kino
Anonymous No.211892362 >>211892423
>>211891101
the set design on forever is genuinely great at times, i wish we got to see just a bit more of the weird take on gotham
i think the biggest issue with the look of batman and robin is the weird amount of CGI and there's no cool sets like the riddler's
Anonymous No.211892403 >>211892473 >>211892522
>>211892007
that dude is 110% gay now
Anonymous No.211892423
>>211892362
honestly compare this pic alone to anything from the new Pattinson batman where riddler is an incel and its just laughable how bad that shit is.
Anonymous No.211892473 >>211892584 >>211892813
>>211892403
>mommysboy ---> homosexual pipeline
how does that work??
Anonymous No.211892499 >>211892631 >>211896179
>>211892007
>Bear Blu Jarecki, who is 11 years old
>Instead of getting out of bed to breastfeed multiple times through the night
>she could just β€˜roll over’
>feed him
>and fall back asleep.
uhhhh.....wut?
Anonymous No.211892522 >>211892813
>>211892403
>that dude is 110% gay now
>gay
Anonymous No.211892533
>>211889923
We could only be so lucky to get new movies that look half as good as them.
Anonymous No.211892537
>>211892242
I have to agree
Anonymous No.211892584 >>211892669
>>211892473
Extreme mommy's boys have TWO paths:

if mom doesn't let son have sex with her
>homo

if mom DOES let son have sex with her
>pussy slayer, but he doesn't talk to his mom anymore
Anonymous No.211892631
>>211892499
Milk is a good source of vitamin D
Anonymous No.211892669 >>211892858
>>211892584
I-I dont know where youre getting this anon but I will take ur word for it. I did not have an incestuous mother or know anyone around me who did. That I know of.
It sounds nice to suck on titty tho.
Anonymous No.211892674
>>211892007
Anonymous No.211892710 >>211892783 >>211892820 >>211892974 >>211894761 >>211896078
Do you think mommy alicia still has the costume?
Anonymous No.211892727
>>211892114
It’s real. There’s interviews out there where she talks it up to a clearly horrified host
Anonymous No.211892783 >>211892874
>>211892710
>The wrinkles in her leather cape

So much detail
Anonymous No.211892813 >>211892927
>>211892473
That's not mommy's boy dude this is absolutely on the level of sexual abuse and he's gonna have mental issues in droves.

>>211892522
Gay or so fucked in the head it may as well be the same thing.
Anonymous No.211892820 >>211892884 >>211892974
>>211892710
>that ass shot
>The titty shot
and fags only notice the closups on the men from the opening
Anonymous No.211892843 >>211892876 >>211893525 >>211893566 >>211894621 >>211896318 >>211898168
Anonymous No.211892858 >>211893575
>>211892669
i haven't talked to my mom in years
Anonymous No.211892874
>>211892783
Better than the basketball costume we get now, to be honest.
Anonymous No.211892876
>>211892843
she got off doing this
Anonymous No.211892884 >>211892927
>>211892820
Because you have to watch a shit film to get to it
Anonymous No.211892904 >>211893171
>>211891114
>>211891204
Always cracks me up that people they know irl are supposed to be like β€œwh-who are they? I’ve never seen this person in my life” because of their β€œdisguise”
Anonymous No.211892927 >>211893051
>>211892813
ok im not denying that I just dont see how he would turn gay. Reminds me of ryan goslings character in only god forgives though.

>>211892884
lelelelelel true enough
Anonymous No.211892974 >>211893091
>>211892820>>211892710
>that ass shot
>The titty zoom in
wish we still got those kind of shots
Anonymous No.211893043
>>211892007
>tfw no oedipal mommy
Why live?
Anonymous No.211893051 >>211893129 >>211893171 >>211893212
>>211892927
>I just dont see how he would turn gay
Extremely easily, mental association of the female body with his fucked up mom would be enough on its own.
Anonymous No.211893091
>>211892974
there are some in newer movies they will just be rapid and blink and youll miss it. Iron Man 2 had Black Widow changing and we see her in a bra, Wandavision had episode with comic skintight outfit.
Anonymous No.211893129
>>211893051
stupid chud, go back to pol
Anonymous No.211893147 >>211893694 >>211895137
>>211892346
>Its fucking insane the director is gay too
That's surprising given the level of sex he achieved with her
>I dont typically find uma thurman attractive either outside this kino
Either do I but seeing her dressed up as this sex goddess is just so right, perfect casting.
Anonymous No.211893171 >>211893448
>>211893051
oh ok I see I see. interesting anon.

>>211892904
honestly I dont think they were confused its just theres one line from her where she supposes they might be.
Anonymous No.211893212 >>211893914
>>211893051
>fucked up mom
Those Facebook posts about "nuzzling time" while on vacation did make me think she was overflowing with love, but can one really receive too much love?
Anonymous No.211893280 >>211893401 >>211893469 >>211893540 >>211895468 >>211897780
>>211890567
>kiss her lips and you die

what happens if your eat her pusy?
Anonymous No.211893285
>>211890466
Make the jacket spandex again and add the knee-high heeled boots back and it's peak
Anonymous No.211893355 >>211893460
Anonymous No.211893390
>>211892315
I thought so too when I saw the thumbnail. What a disappointment
Anonymous No.211893398 >>211893582
Batkino thread?
Anonymous No.211893401 >>211893483
>>211893280
Her pussy juice is acidic and kills you.
Anonymous No.211893448 >>211893530
>>211893171
Hey batgirl fapper, I used to nut to that photo too. It took 3 hours to download
Anonymous No.211893457 >>211894431 >>211896164
Anonymous No.211893460
>>211893355
I need to fuck her smug fucking mouth. DSL DSL !!!! FACT!!!
Anonymous No.211893469
>>211893280
>what happens if your eat her pusy?
you get trillions of tiny needled barbs stuck in your tongue
Anonymous No.211893483
>>211893401
it's spelt Hasidic, dumbass
Anonymous No.211893525
>>211892843
Based Jimmy playing it cool
Anonymous No.211893530 >>211893961
>>211893448
Good taste my friend its interesting this movie caused so many to have a sexual awakening.
Anonymous No.211893540
>>211893280
Your wiener turns into that giant plant from "Little Shop of Horrors".
Anonymous No.211893557
>Alicia Silverstone plays a daughter who gets bound & gagged to fake her own kidnapping in the romantic comedy Excess Baggage

This whole movie was a retarded truculent (aggressively defiant) / trunkulent (being in a trunk) pun wasn't it.
Anonymous No.211893566
>>211892843
So. Fucking. Hot.
Anonymous No.211893575
>>211892858
she get ya?
Anonymous No.211893582 >>211893632
>>211893398
Yessir
Anonymous No.211893583 >>211893737 >>211898442
Anonymous No.211893593
>>211892007
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Anonymous No.211893632 >>211893678
>>211893582
Fuck yeah.
Let's start this party with a bang!
Anonymous No.211893678
>>211893632
I like how his bitches are coordinated with his sides
Anonymous No.211893694 >>211893857
>>211893147
fs its part her dedication to the role combined with the direction. If only women like her existed irl.
Anonymous No.211893710
Anonymous No.211893737 >>211893795 >>211893813
>>211893583
He was so lucky.....
Anonymous No.211893740 >>211893916 >>211894099 >>211894201 >>211896569
Rare 'only gets better with age' actress
Anonymous No.211893765
Anonymous No.211893795
>>211893737
Bane?
Anonymous No.211893813 >>211893927
>>211893737
Certainly would have popped a chub if his dick still worked after all those steroids.
Anonymous No.211893857 >>211896367
>>211893694
I'd give it all up for her if she was real
Anonymous No.211893866
Anonymous No.211893914
>>211893212
a boy cuddling with his mom like this past the age of 6 or 7 is super fuckin weird.
Anonymous No.211893916
>>211893740
Her hair is beautiful. Glad she never really chopped it off like so many women do as they get older.
Anonymous No.211893922
>>211890567
>>211890958
>>211892122
>>211892346
Glad to see others with excellent taste ITT.

>>211891774
Shota momcest? Good lord
Anonymous No.211893927
>>211893813
He just needs a good dose of venom to get him going
Anonymous No.211893931
Anonymous No.211893959
Lexi Belle was better
Anonymous No.211893961 >>211894021 >>211896503
>>211893530
Im a little bit older. So Batman returns with Catwoman and the ditzy ice princess
Anonymous No.211893998 >>211894220
>>211891774
Anonymous No.211894021
>>211893961
>ditzy ice princess

My nigga
Anonymous No.211894034
>>211891550
Lmao
Anonymous No.211894073
Extremely based thread, lads. I love Forever. Anybody watch that one red book fan edit of Forever or whatever it was called? Was it worth the effort? What about any sweet Forever merch you still have?
Anonymous No.211894099
>>211893740
How does she do it? Graceful.
Anonymous No.211894101 >>211894196 >>211898653
Anonymous No.211894157
>"Anons? Its Dr. Meridian. Chase. You remember me?"
Anonymous No.211894196
>>211894101
That scene was the most batkino scene ever.
Anonymous No.211894201
>>211893740
shes only gotten worse since she was 16
Anonymous No.211894203 >>211894889 >>211894915 >>211894929 >>211895137 >>211896342 >>211897637
Anonymous No.211894220 >>211894239 >>211894337
>>211893998
i genuinely can't sanction his buffoonery.
Anonymous No.211894239
>>211894220
alrighty then
Anonymous No.211894282
Anonymous No.211894337 >>211894979
>>211894220
Would it happen to be because you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!
Anonymous No.211894341
>>211892154
Lol
Anonymous No.211894390 >>211894786 >>211894795
This thread.
Anonymous No.211894431 >>211895405
>>211893457
I had these action figures
Anonymous No.211894445 >>211894795
Anonymous No.211894461 >>211894790 >>211896957
>>211890340
>>211890799
The reason the Adam West show works and the Schumacher films don't is that you can't do camp unless you're 100% committed to the bit because camp doesn't really mesh with any other genre.

Like, imagine the Rocky Horror picture show but it has like four or five scenes that are just completely normal where everybody suddenly acts like it's a perfectly normal movie and just have regular dialogue and act perfectly natural except maybe Tim Curry, who's still acting weird while everyone else is playing it straight. Not the same movie any more, right? Well, that's what happened to Batman and Robin. It's only half camp and it just doesn't work.

Like, how are we supposed to take the "Alfred is dying" or the "Robin is super angry and going solo" bits? If they're jokes they're not funny but you cant take them seriously as plot points in such a retarded movie, either. It's a kid of cinematic limbo where it's too dumb to take seriously but unwilling to go full 1966 and just make an outright comedy. Adam West's Batman knew what it was about. The Schumacher ones could never decide
Anonymous No.211894486 >>211894755 >>211896582
Anonymous No.211894565 >>211894795 >>211897002
Anonymous No.211894610 >>211899053
I still wish Tommy Lee Jones did a more serious take on Harvey Dent.
Anonymous No.211894621
>>211892843
i wanna be her son and have sex with her so bad bros. what do?
Anonymous No.211894632
>>211892007
I'm 45, is it too late for me to be adopted?
Anonymous No.211894654 >>211897002
What's the subtext here?
Anonymous No.211894749
What could have been.
Anonymous No.211894755
>>211894486
Delete!
Anonymous No.211894761
>>211892710
you can see the full outline of her clitoris and pussy lips or that of the body double.
Anonymous No.211894767
guarantee momma is relieving her son's stress anytime he asks
Anonymous No.211894768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41yIkuUN1Y
Anonymous No.211894777
>>211889923
Anonymous No.211894786
>>211894390
I wish she kept me drugged up with her pheromones all day long
Anonymous No.211894790
>>211894461
>the Schumacher films don't
They do though.
Anonymous No.211894795 >>211894848 >>211894930 >>211894957 >>211896202
>>211894390
>>211894445
>>211894565
My first real crush…
Anonymous No.211894811 >>211895040
Anonymous No.211894813 >>211895220
>>211889923
I bet you also like the Star Wars prequels, don't you?
Anonymous No.211894848
>>211894795
>Butter Krust
Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous No.211894868
Anonymous No.211894873
>>211890628
>By ass or by vag?
>Why not both
Anonymous No.211894889
>>211894203
Pure Buffoonery.
Anonymous No.211894907
Anonymous No.211894915
>>211894203
is this the role that turned him into a killer?
Anonymous No.211894929 >>211897746
>>211894203
he got paid like 20 million dollars to do this
Anonymous No.211894930
>>211894795
Brett Michaels?
Anonymous No.211894933
>>211890466
The best Batgirl costume design is Stephanie Brown followed by Cass. Bab's sucks no matter what
Anonymous No.211894957 >>211897076
>>211894795
Anonymous No.211894979
>>211894337
I wanna see you feed Sneed
Anonymous No.211894999
>>211892242
>>211891774
rumour has it she's Lady Fire's script writer.
Anonymous No.211895005 >>211895078 >>211896677
Anonymous No.211895040 >>211895095 >>211895794
>>211894811
Note the exposed p*ts
Anonymous No.211895057
Anonymous No.211895072
>>211891101
It's got it's own thing going on.
Anonymous No.211895078
>>211895005
Palefu
Anonymous No.211895095
>>211895040
Pheromones, anon.
Anonymous No.211895135
Anonymous No.211895137 >>211895199 >>211895253 >>211896447
>>211889666 (OP)
Batman Forever is literally the gayest movie I've ever seen.
>>211890653
Dr. Chase Meridian was very obviously written as a man. It's why she immediately starts trying to fuck Batman, because that's what passes for flirting in the gay community. She also shows him a "fertility idol" in her office that's very clearly a butt plug.
>>211890567
>>211893147
Drag Queen Ivy is self explanatory.
>>211894203
Then there's the Riddler's costume being seemingly designed to show off Jim Carey's bulge.
Anonymous No.211895147 >>211895248 >>211896937
How quickly this turned into a Poison Ivy thread~
Anonymous No.211895190
Anonymous No.211895191
>>211889666 (OP)
Batgirl? More like FATGIRL!
Anonymous No.211895199 >>211895532
>>211895137
You are reaching with that Chase thing.
Anonymous No.211895220
>>211894813
Yeah
Anonymous No.211895248 >>211895574
>>211895147
Not fast enough, if you ask me.
Anonymous No.211895253 >>211895351
>>211895137
Only a gay would notice.
Anonymous No.211895301
Anonymous No.211895351
>>211895253
This.
>gayest movie ever
Nope, still not seeing it.
Anonymous No.211895399 >>211896054 >>211897529 >>211897745
Anonymous No.211895405 >>211895544
>>211894431
what did you do with the batgirl one
Anonymous No.211895442
Anonymous No.211895468
>>211893280
the only antidote for that is suckling on her breasts
Anonymous No.211895496 >>211895565
Anonymous No.211895532 >>211895624 >>211895627 >>211895937
>>211895199
Yes, of course. Just a totally normal "fertility idol" nothing about this that a man would shove up his ass...
Anonymous No.211895544 >>211895702
>>211895405
She beat up the others, I was on the smaller-is-stronger meta (frieza)
Anonymous No.211895560
Anonymous No.211895565 >>211895628
>>211895496
i wanna smell her stinky doodoo hole SO bad
Anonymous No.211895574
>>211895248
We may be few, but our devotion to our queen is unmatched
Anonymous No.211895624 >>211895747
>>211895532
That's just symbolic of Two-face and Batman's dual identities.
Anonymous No.211895627 >>211895747
>>211895532
>"Bruce, you're describing repressed sexual molestation by desiring to begin thrusting my Malaysian Dream Warden figurine up your rectum and deriving sexual connotation to it."
Anonymous No.211895628
>>211895565
It wouldn't be stinky, it would smell like flowers
Anonymous No.211895635 >>211895686 >>211895815
Why was Carrey Riddler and not Joker?
Anonymous No.211895674
Anonymous No.211895686 >>211895783
>>211895635
He died, dumbass
Anonymous No.211895702
>>211895544
I miss playing with figures. made films that would last for hours each day spread over multiple days in the summer, named all the soldiers for each film, they'd mostly end up dying and the wind blowing sound effect would finish the whole thing off.
wish I had a recording of at least one of them from when I was 8 or so
Anonymous No.211895714
>>211890466
This was woke, and the artist made a bunch of art shitting on fans over it.
Anonymous No.211895724
Anonymous No.211895747 >>211895900 >>211895977 >>211896006
>>211895624
Dual identities... yes... nothing like a closeted gay man...

>>211895627
Don't forget, this happens immediately after Bruce Wayne knocks down Chase Meridian's door because he heard someone kickboxing in there. The grunts uh...definitely sounded like kickboxing and not ass fucking.
Anonymous No.211895783 >>211895822
>>211895686
Who did? Joker? I don't remember. It's been so long since I've seen the Val Kilmer and George Clooney batman movies.
Anonymous No.211895794 >>211896937
>>211895040
Anonymous No.211895815
>>211895635
Carrey didn't have the star power nor was he stupid enough tot think that he could take on the role from the undefeated heavyweight champion.
Anonymous No.211895822
>>211895783
Batman 89, which is part of the continuity
Anonymous No.211895900
>>211895747
>Woman making exertion noises
>"DUDE THAT SOUNDS LIKE TWO GAY GUYS HAVING SEX"

There's something wrong with your brain.
Anonymous No.211895937 >>211896107
>>211895532
Just look at this fucking thing. Look at it! It's so clearly designed to slide up an ass. Look at the flared base! Look at the smooth neck. Look at the way the fans are clearly designed to fit between the ass cheeks and the feathers are designed to tickle and stimulate the balls. What the fucking christ?! That's the gayest shit I've ever seen. Fuck!
Anonymous No.211895969 >>211896100
>>211890958
how the FUCK did he do it bros?
all these years later her seduction scenes make my dick swollen like a brick
Anonymous No.211895975 >>211896069 >>211896341
>>211892346
Just like there are good Jews (Adam Sandler, Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder) there are good gays. It always great seeing gay showcase feminine beauty and male beauty and not get somebody like Brian Singer who just wants to fuck boys and say gays are the future.
Anonymous No.211895977 >>211896047
>>211895747
yeah, also bats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obvious.
robin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which also means gay anal rape.
alfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robin.
riddler, sounds like fiddler, and all gays are made after they've been fiddled.
gays are also riddled with diseases and intestinal parasites.
gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.
all the clues are there.
Anonymous No.211896006 >>211896277
>>211895747
>"Anon, its completely normal to fantasize about wanting to fuck Nicole Kidman up her ass, but not to imagine shoving things up inside yours when you see something remotely butt-plug shaped."
Anonymous No.211896042
>>211889666 (OP)
Not a bad Stephanie Brown.
Anonymous No.211896047
>>211895977
detective gordon looks like j edgar hoover, it goes on and on
Anonymous No.211896054
>>211895399
That’s a Big Guy.
Anonymous No.211896069
>>211895975
Honestly based take and from interviews with shumaker in behind the scene stuff and him talking about it after many years I think youre right he is based asf
Anonymous No.211896078 >>211896341
>>211892710
>That huge pussy cameltoe because of how tight the suit is
Hot. Aside from that, yeah this shot looks crazy in HD. So much detail went into those first 4 Batman costumes.
Anonymous No.211896100
>>211895969
>how the FUCK did he do it bros?
You gotta be a Sexual Tyrannosaurus, anon.
Anonymous No.211896107 >>211896176
>>211895937
>That's the gayest shit I've ever seen.
and you've seen a lot!
Anonymous No.211896133 >>211897116 >>211897647
>>211889666 (OP)
>>211890628
She doesn't look happy.
Anonymous No.211896164
>>211893457
Tiger/shark stripe suits were so kino. Its funny because WB wanted B&R and Forever to have a bunch of costumes made just to sell toys.
Anonymous No.211896168 >>211896937
I know what I'm doing tonight
Anonymous No.211896173 >>211896632
>>211892007
what a fucking crackpot. she is the same age as me i think. thought she was cute then. damn you guys, bros, i am telling you : I DODGED AN IMAGINARY BULLET right there! pfiewwww!
Anonymous No.211896176
>>211896107
I mean, yeah. I've watched 2 of these fuckers. Each one gayer than the last.
Anonymous No.211896179
>>211892499
You dont get wood or cotton mouth in the middle of the night? baka anon.
Anonymous No.211896188 >>211896607 >>211897691
Not gonna lie, I love the recent Alicia resurgence on /tv/
Anonymous No.211896202 >>211896514
>>211894795
hi harperanon
Anonymous No.211896251 >>211896304 >>211896327 >>211896389 >>211896434
>>211890567
Do you guys think her asshole is also poisonous/toxic? Lips are the same tissue as assholes.
Anonymous No.211896277 >>211896317 >>211896368 >>211896552 >>211896634 >>211896920
>>211896006
film takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.
he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sex.
two-face has a cane, cane is shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anus
notice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amuses.
the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries, therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.
wayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttocks
Anonymous No.211896304 >>211896671
>>211896251
I wonder if she actually has a toxin that makes male orgasms enhanced by 20
Anonymous No.211896317
>>211896277
>the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries
Anonymous No.211896318
>>211892843
I bet this scene was her idea too lol
Anonymous No.211896327
>>211896251
I hope they are
Anonymous No.211896341
>>211895975
>>211896078
For all the shit these movies get, Schumacher didn't get enough love for the absolute gorgeous women he put on his screens in the most outlandish but amazing and iconic outfits. Coming into the industry through the wardrobe department really gave him an edge on how to dress characters. These movies were also great to look at; wild colours, off-kilter angles, a new take on Gotham's appearance.
The Schumacher films are flawed sure, but no one can't say they aren't good time for what its worth and pure popcorn summer blockbuster schlock that delivered on the premise it was advertised as.
Anonymous No.211896342
>>211894203
It should have been Jim Varney and Robin Williams as Two Face/Riddler but we got robbed. Also Marlon Wayans as Robin.
Anonymous No.211896367 >>211896759
>>211893857
I would nut inside to secure a relationship. If she let me...
Anonymous No.211896368
>>211896277
The signs were there all along, we just didn't want to see them.
Anonymous No.211896389 >>211896987
>>211896251
there's only one way to find out
by regularly inserting your tongue into it and hoping to slowly build up an immunity over several years
Anonymous No.211896396
Anonymous No.211896434 >>211896558
>>211896251
>Lips are the same tissue as assholes.
That's just what girls want you to believe.
>"Munch the muffin, big boy and don't forget about my brown lips! The butthole is an erogenous zone. Eat it!"
Anonymous No.211896447
>>211895137
I kind of see what you mean but I ddont agree about Dr Chase Meridian she even says in interviews how excited she is to act slutty for batman and how any woman would do the same in her situation etc etc. and Batman is obviously incredibly wealthy and famous, women throw themselves at that irl I think youre projecting onto the movie a bit. And as other anons said duelaity is a theme of the script.
Anonymous No.211896476
Anonymous No.211896503
>>211893961
actually based as fuck and yea when I was a kid that had been out already for a while but I see the appeal with Catwoman.
Anonymous No.211896514
>>211896202
Uma shill since 2010!
Anonymous No.211896527 >>211897740
Anonymous No.211896552 >>211896631 >>211896634 >>211896754 >>211897194
>>211896277
Twoface teaching Riddler how to punch? Riddler obviously wanted Two-face to teach him how to FIST a guy.
Anonymous No.211896558
>>211896434
haven't found that to be the case.
there was an anon a few years ago who trained his wife to beg for it - he spent 2 years converting her from not being interested in it to demanding it from him.
Anonymous No.211896569
>>211893740
SHES MORPHING INTO THE PERFECT MILF IN REAL TIME
Anonymous No.211896579 >>211897505 >>211897788
>>211891774
is it TECHNICALLY illegal for a mom to have sex with her son? like from a "lawyer" standpoint?
Anonymous No.211896582
>>211894486
>Haagen Dazs pints were that huge in the 90's
We've fallen so far as a civilization.
Anonymous No.211896589
Anonymous No.211896607
>>211896188
Yeah like we've never had threads on The Crush once a month for the past decade
Anonymous No.211896620 >>211896725
Anonymous No.211896631
>>211896552
grim. can't believe it was released as a children's film.
Anonymous No.211896632
>>211896173
anyway this is how i remember her.

beautiful crazy ladies, sometimes its best if they DONT have a kid. barren! yada yada, no for real in some cases its for the best sad dessu but it is what it is
Anonymous No.211896634 >>211896913 >>211896955
>>211896277
>>211896552
>OW

Clearly he's a virgin and Riddler is experiencing gay anal penetration for the first time
Anonymous No.211896671 >>211896853 >>211896937
>>211896304
She already has that effect on me
Anonymous No.211896677 >>211896873
>>211895005
>You're dangerous, Maverick. That's why I'm going to take your wife.
Anonymous No.211896678
Anonymous No.211896725
>>211896620
I actually had two of these, I think McDonald's sold them as promos
Anonymous No.211896731 >>211896938 >>211897788 >>211898096
Anonymous No.211896754
>>211896552
>mr freeze wants diamonds so he can "release" his trapped princess
>has to wear a special "suit" to keep himself going until that point
clearly a trans allegory, "diamonds are a girl's best friend", the princess is his true self and he needs money to chop his Wang off. the suit means wearing women's clothes and a wig until then.
how naΓ―ve we were.
Anonymous No.211896757 >>211896866
Anonymous No.211896759 >>211897839
>>211896367
Would us mere mortals ever be worthy of such a privilege?
Anonymous No.211896774
Anonymous No.211896797 >>211898070
>>211889666 (OP)
the only thing im reminded of anytime someone mentions this batman (other than bat credit card) is that the film crew used to bully this actress and call her fat for no reason at all lmao
Anonymous No.211896822 >>211898070
Anonymous No.211896853
>>211896671
i was not fascinated by uma in that movie. never really was , actually. thought she was neat in pulp fiction. that other tarantino film too i guses was ok. but idk thats it%?
Anonymous No.211896866
>>211896757
at least the crazy bitch didn't troon him out. he looks very troon-able. liev schrieber would have buttfucked him inside out by now
Anonymous No.211896871 >>211897674
Anonymous No.211896873
>>211896677
thats ok she has a huge forehead and a terrible nose
Anonymous No.211896913 >>211896955
>>211896634
remember at the end when batman "breaks" the "mind sucking machine" and the riddler's head becomes all swollen and misshapen?
it meant that batman was using sounding rods and one slipped in too far and ripped through his dick so the head of his penis flopped off and was hanging on by a strip of flesh.
Anonymous No.211896920 >>211897158
>>211896277
>"Fascinating. Tell me more about your scarred psyche."
Anonymous No.211896937
>>211895147
>>211895794
>>211896168
>>211896671
Love these.
Anonymous No.211896938 >>211897044
>>211896731
I still can't believe they wanted to turn this black. Catwoman? Sure. But Alicia? She's the whitest actress in Hollywood.
Anonymous No.211896955
>>211896634
>>211896913
Anonymous No.211896957
>>211894461
I agree but id also say the movie is 40/60% goofy self aware and 60% trying to be serious thats why most people didnt like it whereas every aspect of adam west is a wacky fever dream even the plots are hilarious they dont have "oh no alfred is dying" scenes. And Ill repeat clooney in the batsuit isnt funny or serious just bland.
Anonymous No.211896987 >>211897197
>>211896389
You'd most certainly die, but it would be the best piece of ass you'd ever eat
Anonymous No.211897002
>>211894565
I need her to jerk me off with these gloves

>>211894654
holy shit dude. Pure sex, that is all.
Anonymous No.211897044 >>211899227
>>211896938
you DO know that farts and turds come outta that thing, right?
Anonymous No.211897076
>>211894957
hnnnnnnnnnnnng need to cut a hole in her crotch area on this suit and just go to town
Anonymous No.211897116 >>211897242 >>211897261 >>211897374
>>211896133
She was getting bullied relentlessly during and after the shooting of the film. They (hollywood demons) nicknamed her β€˜Fatgirl’ at the time.

iirc she deeply regrets signing up for the film and has often singled it out as a turning point in her career.
Anonymous No.211897158
>>211896920
>dr chase merdiian
chase, chasers, men who go after trannies
meridian - the line on the earth, earth has gays on it, gay sex.
dr - D. R. d for dick, R for arse, dick in arse, gay sex
Anonymous No.211897194
>>211896552
>security guard so chadly he isn't doing shit because he knows it's not worth risking his life for meager pay
>takes their punches like nothing
based
Anonymous No.211897197
>>211896987
Uma is that you? where shall we meet
Anonymous No.211897242
>>211897116
>They (hollywood demons) nicknamed her β€˜Fatgirl’ at the time.
they also bullied Kate Winslet for being fat in titanic.
Anonymous No.211897261
>>211897116
It boggles the mind to see and hear grown adults acting like middle schoolers.
Anonymous No.211897374 >>211897481 >>211897490
>>211897116
If all that torture isn't bad enough, Alicia is allergic to latex. So while everyone was calling her fat, she was having reactions to parts of the costume she was wearing. Silverstone went through a lot of shit in this movie.
Anonymous No.211897445
>>211891774
there is only one valid critisism
Anonymous No.211897481
>>211897374
bro she's CLEARLY got coke-bloat. ever done a LOTTA coke for like 3 months straight?
Anonymous No.211897483 >>211897574 >>211897586 >>211897879 >>211898643
Crazy how fast this thread hit bump limit.
Anonymous No.211897490
>>211897374
she should have married me back then. I could have saved her, somehow. probably involving breastfeeding
Anonymous No.211897505
>>211896579
the boy has to learn somehow, and what better teacher than the one human being who loves him the most
Anonymous No.211897529 >>211897745
>>211895399
it turns out his veins are all pulsing out from pure arousal, I didnt pick up on this as a kid.
Anonymous No.211897542 >>211897901
Anonymous No.211897574
>>211897483
those are the kind of nipples that i like to chew on
Anonymous No.211897586
>>211897483
god they're fucking perfect..........
Anonymous No.211897607
>>211889666 (OP)
She looks like Brooke Little. And obviously Meg Ryan.
Anonymous No.211897637
>>211894203
Who sanctioned this buffoonery?
Anonymous No.211897638
i like sex
Anonymous No.211897647
>>211896133
She literally is pretendding to be tough for the character why tf would Batgirl be smiling
Anonymous No.211897674
>>211896871
Anonymous No.211897691
>>211896188
SHE NEEDS TO BE POUNDED DOGGYSTYLE THIS INSTANT
Anonymous No.211897731
BRUCE ITS ME CIA
Anonymous No.211897740
>>211896527
I want to fuck her face.
Anonymous No.211897745 >>211897901
>>211895399
>>211897529
exactly, he's supposed to represent a penis. he is "her" penis, indicating that poison ivy is really a shemale.
she injects venom into him, the venom being male on male lust, and he grows bigger, harder and his veins pop out. then when batman "defeats" him, liquid shorts out of his neck tube, meaning his urethra.
you even see "her" stroking bane at times.
Anonymous No.211897746 >>211897824
>>211894929
That's not "quite" true. Its true the deal he penned was $20 mill, but after paying lawyers, taxes, and the agency and all that, he probably pocketed around $5 million. The REAL money is the merchandise.
Anonymous No.211897780
>>211893280
based pusy poster
Anonymous No.211897788
>>211896579
yes but shes not doing that she is providing loving comfort and highly nutritious milk

>>211896731
Fuck. Impossible choice, I would nut inside both.
Anonymous No.211897824 >>211898015
>>211897746
I'm a close friend of almost everyone who worked on the film and in the end he probably pocketed about 100 bucks, especially when you factor inflation, renting the costume, sleep tax and having his armpits waxed
Anonymous No.211897839 >>211898027
>>211896759
She would have to use her powers to restrain me or id start humping her like a horny dog
Anonymous No.211897874
Good thread
Anonymous No.211897879
>>211897483
HOLY FUCK I thought shed be way more flat. INNSANE!!!!
Anonymous No.211897901 >>211898118
>>211897745
hahahahahha maybe, maybe.

>>211897542
GOD SHES SO FUCKING SEXY, the green pieces over her eyebrows are insane too
Anonymous No.211897934 >>211897976
>>211890466
>leather jacket
>not spandex
How original
Anonymous No.211897976
>>211897934
and she looks dumb as fuck standing next to batman in that cheap outfit.
Anonymous No.211898015 >>211898084
>>211897824
Was he taxed on his buffoonery?
Anonymous No.211898027 >>211898128 >>211898519
>>211897839
How long do you think you could struggle against her vines before you succumb to the pleasure of her teasing you like the horndog you are?
Anonymous No.211898070
>>211896797
>>211896822
She is a bit fat to be honest
Anonymous No.211898073
Anonymous No.211898084 >>211898228 >>211898351
>>211898015
I would suck the devils black cock to lay my head β€˜twixt those thighs
Anonymous No.211898096
>>211896731
Yvonne and it's not even close
Anonymous No.211898118
>>211897901
Anonymous No.211898128
>>211898027
I would take The Bride for a ride.
Anonymous No.211898168
>>211892843
>now alicia, remember this is just a movie
>you cant, under any circumstances, fuck this kid
>promise me alicia
Anonymous No.211898183
....
Anonymous No.211898223 >>211898265 >>211898361
Anonymous No.211898226
Pin this thread!
Anonymous No.211898228 >>211898355
>>211898084
SHE WAS IN ET YOU SICK FUCK!
Anonymous No.211898265 >>211898654
>>211898223
Why is that effect better than Marvel today?
Anonymous No.211898267 >>211898439 >>211898558
Anonymous No.211898298 >>211898385
Anonymous No.211898351
>>211898084
Fag
Anonymous No.211898355 >>211898378
>>211898228
she was doing hard drugs and sucking ((producer)) weiner ate like age 12 or 13 dude. she's admitted it herself.
Anonymous No.211898361
They were really mean to Alicia on this movie and it being a flop didn't help a damn thing.
>>211898223
You could literally probably find it via After Effects these days easily, but the difference between that and modern Marvel is that it wasn't designed or programmed or rendered by a jeet.
Anonymous No.211898378
>>211898355
>she's admitted it herself.
bullshit
Anonymous No.211898385
>>211898298
in the original script, she landed on my face.
Anonymous No.211898439
>>211898267
that's the type of butt that NEEDS to be spanked every day. she'll get all farty if you don't spank it every few hours.
Anonymous No.211898442 >>211898591 >>211899147
>>211893583
Who's that big guy?
Anonymous No.211898519
>>211898027
Probably like 5 minutes, if that
Anonymous No.211898558
>>211898267
yup this is it for me. My first childhood fap was this scene
Anonymous No.211898591
>>211898442
your prize, the masked man
Anonymous No.211898598 >>211898644 >>211899187 >>211899298
Forever is kino.
Anonymous No.211898638
Anonymous No.211898643
>>211897483
Her daughter has the same tits!
Anonymous No.211898644
>>211898598
the kind of shot people go to filmschool for
Anonymous No.211898653
>>211894101
Does anyone have this scene webm?
Anonymous No.211898654
>>211898265
More effort was put into it, and the primitive technology made it expensive so that there was no reason to not spend 1% more and have them do a good job
Anonymous No.211898675 >>211898712 >>211898799
Anonymous No.211898690
Anonymous No.211898712
>>211898675
>bruce, its yours, barabara
Anonymous No.211898720 >>211898765 >>211898814
>This thread
Anonymous No.211898749
>Dead Thread
smoke em if ya got em
Anonymous No.211898765
>>211898720
Damn, I wanted to slip one last Ivy pic in
Anonymous No.211898771 >>211898851
Well its been a good thread lads. Had a good nostalgia fap
Anonymous No.211898799
>>211898675
so much this
Anonymous No.211898814
>>211898720
>This pleases the Batboner
Anonymous No.211898851
>>211898771
o7
Anonymous No.211898951
Best thread on this board today
Anonymous No.211899053
>>211894610
they probably kept telling him to match carrey's faggot overacting
Anonymous No.211899147
>>211898442
he was a pro wrestling jobber. had some spots in WWF and WCW i think. he's dead. (heart gave out from roids)
Anonymous No.211899187
>>211898598
i bet she took a huge dump and then got into bed with no underwear on
Anonymous No.211899227 >>211899580
>>211897044
Not right now they dont
Anonymous No.211899298 >>211899544
>>211898598
Is she really nekid?
Anonymous No.211899544 >>211899657
>>211899298
Yeah, shes a slut.
Anonymous No.211899580 >>211899737
>>211899227
i guarantee you her butt was full of turds when that pic was taken
Anonymous No.211899657
>>211899544
Scandalous.
Anonymous No.211899737 >>211899759
>>211899580
I was the poo analyst on set that day, and yes her bum was filled with poo poos and she hadn't poo for a couple of days so she really needed to do a poo poo but she had to wait until the scene was done then she went for a poo poo.
Anonymous No.211899744
It's been nice bros
Anonymous No.211899759
>>211899737
Thank you for your service.
Anonymous No.211899803
I want Poison Ivy to make me her slave