Finally watched MST3K and it is just some unfunny fags talking over bad b-movies. How is this funny? It isn't.

Remember CHICKEN JOCKEY? This is literally what MST3K is except its wrong because Zoomers are doing it. Fucking faggot old people.

>>211893160 (OP)
bro is beefing with a 30 year old sketch comedy show. im deeeeaaaad :skull emoji:

>>211893577
On god niqqa frfr

>>211893160 (OP)
Shut up zoomerfag

>>211893160 (OP)
Even with cable tv there wasn’t much to watch.

>>211893160 (OP)
Mst3k did have a lot of referential humor that actually spawned some very early memes because it was at the height of its popularity when the internet was in its infancy. Nerds loved the show and only nerds were online in 1993.

>>211893160 (OP)
lol shut up zoomer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xvNzhKTXweQ

ARE YA READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

>>211894058
tpbp

>>211893160 (OP)
Rowsdower.

>>211893160 (OP)
Proto reaction videos. Birth of a genre. Shattered my world when I found out it wasn't totally improvised years later.

I have been watching mst3k somewhat regularly for 20 years, though I mostly stick with the Mike episodes nowadays

They aren't all equally funny but some movies are just so entertaining in their own right the riffs just add a bit of pepper and salt

>>211894578
lol you’re slow

>>211894664
Help! I'm falling at a sixty degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!

>>211894765
Sometimes. You die the same time whether you're in a rush or not.

>>211894664
I was watching one of the YouTube livestreams and was regrettably discovered the Patton Oswald Felecia Day era.

It is a plot device, be careful it is very flimsy.

>>211895091
Kinga Forrester is kawaii

>>211893160 (OP)
You're just too retarded to understand the references. It isn't your fault but your smugness is so kys, zoomer faggot.

I watched Soultaker and Hobgoblins last week and they were both as funny as I remember. I’m 27 btw so I didn’t grow up with it

>>211896219
>Bus taker!

>>211896219
>>211896287
Leak taker!

>>211893160 (OP)
There are easier ways to say you have no taste anon

great idea, poor execution.

sometimes it doesn't even make sense. i remember one where they did Moon Zero-Two, kept talking like it was terrible. i thought it looked good.
and yeah, it's good. seems like they were just 'riffing' for the sake of talking.

>>211896219
HOBGOBLINS
HOBGOBLINS
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THOSE HOBGOBLINS?

>>211893577
>30 year old
37 (THIRTY SEVEN).

Some shows which are less old than Mystery Science Theatre 3000:

>Fox News
>The Simpsons
>Seinfeld
>America's Funniest Home Videos
>Doogie Howser

>>211893160 (OP)
Repeat to yourself “It’s just a show, I should really just relax.”

>>211893160 (OP)
You probably thought Beavis and butthead was hilarious, didn’t you?

>zoomer faggot that never watched MST3K eps like Final Sacrifice or Time Chasers
>Remember CHICKEN JOCKEY?
These were retard audience members splerging out. It wasn't a well crafted joke like MST3K.

>>211896287
>Heh, I call it Gas-taker

makes me chuckle every time i think of it.

>>211894664
>though I mostly stick with the Mike episodes nowadays
Mike is better, but Joel had some great eps too.
>Mitchell
>Pod People
>Manos
>I Accuse My Parents
>Bride of the Monster

>>211896219
So a 9 iron knocks him out cold but a gun does nothing....

haha, this movie I'm watching is bad and my boobs are big.

0–2 Slab Bulkhead
3–5 Bridge Largemeat
6–8 Punt Speedchunk
9–11 Butch Deadlift
12–14 Hold Bigflank
15–17 Splint Chesthair
18–20 Flint Ironstag
21–23 Bolt Vanderhuge
24–26 Thick McRunfast
27–29 Blast Hardcheese
30–32 Buff Drinklots
33–35 Crunch Slamchest
36–38 Fist Rockbone
39–41 Stump Beefknob
42–44 Smash Lampjaw
45–47 Punch Rockgroin
48–50 Buck Plankchest
51–53 Stump Junkman
54–56 Dirk Hardpec
57–59 Rip Steakface
60–62 Slate Slabrock
63–65 Crud Bonemeal
66–68 Brick Hardmeat
69–71 Rip Slagcheek
72–74 Punch Sideiron
75–77 Gristle McThornbody
78–80 Slate Fistcrunch
81–83 Buff Hardback
84–86 Bob Johnson
87–88 Blast Thickneck
89–90 Crunch Buttsteak
91–92 Slab Squatthrust
93–94 Lump Beefbroth
95 Touch Rustrod
96 Beef Blastbody
97 Big McLargehuge
98 Smoke Manmuscle
99 Beat Punchmeat
100 Hack Blowfist

>>211896219
That’s my man right there

>>211897886
lmao Bob Johnson speaks

>>211897886
Rollin for Punch Rockgroin

>>211897817
not really what she says

for me it's the annoying comedy sound effects

>>211897963
Sorry, Crud

>>211897817
For me, it's William Shatner's Fright Night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSfKUhVBi4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXAksYbuhHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJLwQGZl2ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POtXS52fFWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg3Uw9fXmEo

>>211897886
Roll

>>211893160 (OP)
Reminder:

Mike > Joel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jonah > Emily

>>211898121
Corbett Crow > Trace Crow
Trace/Frank > Pearl/Bobo/Brain Guy
Z grade Scifi movies > typical Hollywood B movies

>>211898100
Happy you could join us Mr. Blowfist

>>211896219
"Hi folks, you're probably wondering if that's Martin Sheen? Well he's not. Turns out he's his much more talented but less appreciated brother"

>>211897886
I still have a T-shirt I bought as a teenager that has the Space Mutiny names on it

>>211896219
>>211898308
They interviewed Joe Estevez and put it on the DVD of Volume 19 with Soultaker, he's a real good sport about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekSvRfSGuRc

>>211897886
My favorite is Tank Concrete.

>>211897887
A face like a catcher's mitt

>>211898539
I was partial to Big McLargeHuge

THEY BLEW UP THE HITLER BUILDING

>>211896219
>>211897887
>man, that guy's got a small face.

They're alright but I always thought they were overrated and sometimes they would shit on a movie I actually thought looked neat, but I love B movies in general.

Don't watch the later seasons, Patton Oswalt is anti funny.

>>211896087
Camel

>>211896175
I’ll give the kid a pass for not understanding references to pop culture from the 70s and 80s.

the original version of the sword and the dragon, ilya muromets, is legit one of my most favorite movies. and i thank mst3k for introducing me to it.

>>211893160 (OP)
Thanks for triggering me, asshole.

>>211899629
Me too senpai, there's a bunch of movies on the show I genuinely love and I went out and bought on DVD/blu ray as a result:

>1990: The Bronx Warriors (Escape 2000)
>Alien From L.A.
>Danger: Diabolik
>The Deadly Bees
>Final Justice
>The Incredible Melting Man*
>Ilya Muromets (The Sword and the Dragon)
>The Magic Sword
>Moon Zero Two
>Morozko (Jack Frost)

* Fun Fact: This movie was actually intended to be a comedy, but the studio didn't like it so after it was completed they went behind the writer/director's back and cut out a lot of the comedy scenes and filmed new scenes to add to it. But they couldn't do all of them as it would be too expensive, so that's why there's so many weird funny scenes in it, like the old couple who go scrumping for lemons and get murdered, and the fat nurse running in slow motion through the glass door, and the movie ending with the janitor scooping the monster up into a trash can.

>>211893160 (OP)
Final Sacrifice. Enough said. MST3K has a warm spot in my heart, but in truth there was only like 7 or 8 that were actually funny. Not including the Spring short

>>211900234
I bought Fire Maidens of Outer Space on blu-ray and now I use it as background noise when I play factorio.

>>211900234
>Alien From L.A.
SEXO

How is the Werewolf movie? It came up in a conversation I had earlier and want to know if it’s worth watching.

>>211900630
>whir-wilf

>>211893160 (OP)
Just a reminder, that if you're shitting on MST3K, yet freely watch reaction streamers, you're too dumb to be posting on this website.

>>211893160 (OP)
>literally

You're not gonna make it, OP.
Sorry you have shitty taste. No point in bad mouthing something you don't understand. All you've done is expose your retardation and unfamiliarity with the pop culture referenced in the show.

Good thing 4chan is anonymous; this would be awfully embarrassing to you otherwise.

>>211897546
You've omitted the first "just". I always hated that no one found three justs in a row awkward and redundant.

>>211897817
What the HECK is Svengooly??? Every sat like gay clockwork

>AHHAHA THAT PUPPET SAID WHAT I WAS THINKING XD KINOOOOOO

>>211901027
yes

what's the genre of comedy called where you do bullshit narration/voices over pre-existing films/media?
>MST3k
>Kung Pow
>Stranglemania/JCW
>What's Up Tiger Lily
>Most Extreme Chinks (MxC)

>>211900359
>fire maidens of outer space
that movie is aggressively boring and british

>>211893160 (OP)
they didnt have youtube back then. the concept of someone being recorded watching a film was mind blowing

>>211901260
these aren't all the same thing. the commentary tracks, generally, get called 'riffing' (back in the day there were TEXTFILES of MST3K fan fiction on Usenet, then there was RiffTrax)

i guess Kung Pow and the like are comedy dubs? sometimes they're accurate, sometimes they're silly. the Ghost Stories anime dub springs to mind.

>>211900630
It is absolutely fascinating.

>>211901479
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vampira_Show

>>211898087
Very cool, anon. But that's nothing.

>>211901484
you haven't even seen Stranglemania you dumb fuckin retard. i'll rape you

>>211898087
That first one the longhaired guy has some real Waingro energy.

I don't watch much MST3K but I'm glad it exists so that I can enjoy OP getting wreckd so relentlessly

>>211898087
What channel did this air on? There's no Wikipedia page for it.

>>211900914
>"j" is 1
>"u" is shorthand multiplier "*"
>"s" is backwards "2" or "-2"
>"t" is "+"

>Just just just
> 1*(-2)+ 1*(-2)+ 1*(-2)+
>six six six

>>211897886
IT'S TIME.

>>211901845
Sci-Fi Channel iirc

>>211897886
Am I too late?

For me, it's Puma Man

>>211898524
Joe Estevez seems like a fantastic sport, loved him in On Cinema

>>211901764
OP is probably a fan who’s been on the internet since the dialup days and knows how to seed a thead.

MST3K - Design for Dreaming
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVuthG4f2oc

Here Comes the Circus MST3K
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dYmcD5YPGR0

>>211897886
rollan

>>211895090
that's not true at all kek

>>211897886
rolling for thick mcrunfast

>>211904126
he flies like a moron

>>211897886
Rolling for Gristle McThornbody

>>211893160 (OP)
what the fuck does "chicken jockey" have to do with mystery science theater you actual fucking retarded cock sucking faggot nigger? kill yourself and boil in kike shit in nigger hell you fucking retarded faggot

>>211905483
better luck next time, buff.

Joel > Mike
Unless you started watching after he’d already taken over & you’re blinded by nostalgia, you should realize I’m correct. Don’t get me wrong there’s a lot of great Mike episodes, but the show was much comfier with Joel as host. Don’t get me started on the shit mads in the later seasons

Overdrawn at the memorybank is kino

>>211905577
>filtered by bobo and brain guy
sad

>>211898087
Tits and bush! Nice

>>211902104
Strange that they exist in this unedited form on YouTube but must've been extensively edited for nudity and language for airing on basic cable. I guess the plan was to release them on DVD too.

>>211893160 (OP)
yeah it's dumb
it also could explain why boomers are the ones who mainly consoom reactionslop on yt. weirdo ahh decrepit niggas are like japs..
they need someone else to tell them how to feel and what to laugh at, kek

>Remove all skits except for the opening skit
There I just fixed the show for you - and they don't disingenuously cut out part of the movie this way either then.

>>211906777
>>Remove all skits except for the opening skit
Some of the best skits were in the middle of the ep (where they are doing something based on the movie)

>>211900701
>freely watch reaction streamers, you're too dumb to be posting on this website.
This is all you needed to say.

>>211906828
Nah, sorry but I hate the skits. The opening is fine as a little appetizer but I do not care for the shit in-between, I want a movie and fun commentary. That's it.

>>211906927
absolutely soulless post

>>211906927
>Nah, sorry but I hate the skits.
What shit taste you have. I can name numerous hilarious ones off the top of my head
>Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. Servo shrinks himself down to bully the nanites but Mike makes him too small and the nanites bully him. Mike is wearing the pink sweater the girl in the movie is wearing and talking in the "synth dopple" talk
>the Canada song from Final Sacrifice
>in Time Chasers Crow goes back in time to stop Mike from getting on the satellite and Mike's asshole brother Eddie takes his place

New Netflix/Gizmoplex MST3K has no charm.

>>211907297
>yeah, let's replace joel/mike with that other guy from the chris hardwick podcast. no, not the autistic one, the obnoxious male feminist. those guys are notoriously funny.

For me it's the Hercules and Gamera movies

GPC

>>211893160 (OP)
Imagine if someone made a show where they turned their dicks into flame throwers in real life and it totally unique and the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life. Now fast forward 20 years and you now have 100s of different penis shows where they've now turned their dicks into working space ships and battlecruisers and shit. Anyone who watches the show where someone fies through space with their space ship dick in real life is going to find the original flame shower dick really lame in comparison, even though it spawned the entire thing.

>>211897886
Rolento

>>211893160 (OP)
You know, people wouldn’t make fun of Zoomers like you and your awful humor like Chicken Jockey if you weren’t such unlikable pieces of shit.


It is one thing to be obsessed with Chicken Jockey (a forced unfunny meme) but the whole “””joke””” is just White Zoomers acting like apes and trashing everything and hurting people.


Zoomers like you, op, deserve to be shot in the stomach and forced to bleed out.

You legit the worst generation.

>>211906828
>>211907282
Absolutely based, some of my favourites are:

>The Devil Doll sketch where Crow dresses Mike up as Hugo and puts him in a cage and taunts him like Vorelli does in the movie
>The Horrors of Spider Island sketch where they re-enact the casting scene with Mike as the sleazy casting director (and the other sketch where they re-enact the crash scene which turns them into helpless bimbos)
>The "Hear the Engines Roll Now" song from Pod People with mis-heard lyrics ("Idiot Control Now")
>The "I Know" sketch re-enacting the opening scene of Operation Double 007

And of course one of the most famous, the "x-y the x sprite" sketch making fun of the short about "Noooooo Springs! *whistle*"

>>211893160 (OP)
i've laughed uncontrollably watching mst3k probably more than i've laughed uncontrollably doing anything else. it really is the funniest show ever made. t. millennial

>>211893160 (OP)
Let me guess, you started with season one.

>>211893577
fpbp

>>211893160 (OP)
>WAAAAH, THEY'RE REFERENCING THINGS THAT HAPPENED BEFORE I WAS BORN, I CAN'T FUNCTION!!!

>>211893160 (OP)
Yeah I watched five minutes of one episode and it was plenty for me

>>211913700
Just stick with tiktok and watching other people play video games, that's more your speed.

>>211913745
Yeah I'm just intellectual enough to appreciate a shitty puppet show playing over C movies while shitty commentary is dubbed over them
You're definitely not a pathetic, insecure wackycore faggot, it's just that I must be too young to appreciate the AMAZING layered satire.
So tired of hearing cancerfag niggers cope about muh tiktok as if you ever belonged here

>>211894388
i dont get it

>>211913867
>I must be too young to appreciate the AMAZING layered satire.

Yup, pretty much.

“I watched five minutes of a show and shut it off” isn’t the slam on the show that you seem to think it is, and just makes you look like an ADHD dipshit who’s angry that a show from 30 years ago isn’t catering to you specifically. All your other ad-hom nonsense in your post is just white noise.

>>211905577
>Likes Joel
>Claims the people who disagree are the ones blinded by nostalgia
Yeah, okay, champ. Enjoy your mumbling, unfunny host.

>>211914359
But I'm 33 and you're a proud nigger slop-eater. You should hang yourself, impotent seething kike.

>>211914188
Back in the 1930s,when this show originally aired,whenever you crossed paths with a stranger you would shout "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!" and if he didn't respond properly then that person is a spy.