>yeah these guys were fucking complete noobs with negative KDs and their gear was absolute trash garbage I fucked their moms on a daily basis
Imagine getting dunked on after your death by the blue monkey guy

>That the ungodly arch-villain Stockton has died miserably like a dog, just like a brute. That is his reward!

Cameron doesn't suffer fools, he told the british to stop being so fucking lazy with their tea breaks during the filming of Aliens too

>>211900551 (OP)
Something about a 60 year old man wearing a Thor motocross jersey doesn't sit right with me.

>>211900551 (OP)
Cameron is a big swinging dick in both Hollywood and deep sea exploration

>Stockton was also probably a pedophile, let's just throw that in for good measure

>>211900610
Kubrick did the same when filming FMJ. The british are just lazy assholes

>your wife looks like a dog
>HEY! You don't talk about my wife like that
>you've got a dog wife, Stockton

>>211900905
>I hear the word Stockton and my head thinks Stockton, California what a disgusting thought and no doubt disgusting person

>>211900551 (OP)
spitting on the ground every time he said stockton's name was a bit excessive in retrospect

>>211900551 (OP)
He acts like one of the actual engineers instead of a guy that blew 50 jews to make his dumb movies

>>211901535
He’s an expert in the field retard.

>you never had the makings of a big swinging dick
how do you respond without sounding mad?

What was the last thing that went through his head?

>>211903153
water and shards of carbon fibre

this stockton guy really does sound like an evil richfag

>>211903153
What the fuck was up with his autistic fixation on carbon fibre

>>211903448
Its cheap compared to the material titanium or whatever metal Cameron used on his lime green sub.

>>211903448
if you get your seasoning right carbon fibre is the best material known to man

>>211900604
Did he really say this?

>Imagine you have a can...

>hull is popping like popcorn
>keep diving in it
dese ypeepo be crazy

>YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

>>211906334
Stockton was a visionary. It takes a leap of courage to do great things. Yes, it didn't work out this time, but he had spirit and should be remembered as a pioneer, a man who stood head and shoulders above the crowd. Without people like Stockton you wouldn't have medicine or cars or computers.

stockton was crushed when Cameron said that about him

>>211907722
nice bait
he was a spoiled richfag just trying to copy james cameron. he didn't invent anything. he chose a bad hull and then died, killing others too

>>211903153
Why add an explosion ?

>>211907843
in another timeline it worked out and we would have a FLEET of carbon fiber subs, offering cheap dives to Titanic, Mary Rose, USS Liberty, Mariana Trench, Atlantis, etc. He rolled the dice and lost, but at least he tried to do something great

>>211900610
Wasn't the problem with their tea breaks more that they were utterly inflexible on scheduling and they would fuck up shoots by walking out?

>yooooo this shit is bussin ong let's use it in the sub fr fr

What the fuck was he thinking? Did they even have a backup/2nd controller when this thing failed?

>>211907917
I could be wrong but if you take a cabin full of oxygen and human bodies, and crushing it into a molecular soup at extreme temperatures and pressures, I could imagine there's some interesting chemistry that occurs.

>>211909734
plus the methane from the poop bags

>>211908766
do you think it rumbled before the implosion

>>211907843
Yeah yeah. You would have been one of those people laughing at "fools" throwing themselves off roofs in wingsuits saying humans flying would never be possible.

>>211909814
kek

>>211900610
Just not cricket.

>>211908766
what's wrong with that controller? it probably cost more money to design than the sub

>>211908766
>Did they even have a backup/2nd controller when this thing failed?
Of course.

>>211900610
>At one point, said tea cart was “allegedly damaged.” According to J.W. Rinzler, the author of The Making of Aliens, Cameron became so frustrated with teatime, he was “ready to strangle this poor old lady, who was just doing her job.” Things got so bad that Cameron considered moving the Aliens production, or even replacing the entire crew.
kek based cameron

>>211900551 (OP)
James Cameron is fucking awesome

>>211903448
His whole goal with this was to monetize a Titanic tour, so it had to be cost efficient to make a profit. Which meant he had to cut corners and cheap out. If he admitted the carbon fiber wouldn't work then his whole business model goes kaput.

>>211910165
nobody seems to focus on this, talking about carbon fibre as if it was chosen for some merit based on a misconfigured analysis or something. It was because it cost way less that's the only reason. He said that

>>211907917
Apparently it was as hot as sun for a split second

>>211900551 (OP)

Fuck off and go back to making more Dances With Thundersmurfs you cocksucker!!!FACT!!!

he's the only guy with the actual authority to completely dunk on them so he gets a pass

I can't help but like him.

>>211910444
Mainly transport costs though. Titanium and steel are heavy as fuck and would require more expensive equipment to transport and lift. The weird thing is, he could have saved on engineering costs had he gone with titanium or steel. These are known materials with a plethora of information readily available meaning you're not required to run scale trials at all. You could cut back on some engineering staff, and design work would be easier.
The most fascinating thing about the whole situation is that I never once heard them say how many dives they thought they could get out of that hull, which is fucking insane. Even if you went with steel or titanium you would likely have a projected lifespan for a hull just based on the work hardening that would occurr from the hull being compressed.
Also ironic that transport costs ended up fucking them anyways since they left the titan in Canada for the winter.

>and as their bodies were basically instantaneously vaporized, a flash point occ-
takes sip of pina colada, scratches chin
-cough
>occurred, cooking their meaty chu-

>>211908663
Union workforce vs greedy capitalist

>>211900551 (OP)
Nah, cameron has all the right to talk shit

>>211903448
because its a big meme and sounds cool.
the guy came from aviation and wanted to build subs with the same mentality and techniques
>well if it works for the F22 then it must work for a submarine

>>211900610
Based Brits trying to sabotage the ruination of Alien.

>>211907917
a cavitation bubble forms with such a pressure. for a split second as this bubble collapses it creates an implosion with a spot that creates light and is hotter than the surface of the sun

fuck, even some crabs can do it

>>211903153
A logitech controller

>>211909851
The Wright brothers started from the ground and didn't go high until they knew what they were doing. Bit benefits come from not being a egomaniacal faggot

I didn't realize Cameron himself was one of the (the first?) guys who went down to the bottom of the challenger deep. The way he describes visiting the titanic so routinely it sounds like you could've just created a proper material sub for whatever cost and still made your money back on rich people who wanted to see it. Stockton was basically peak boomer 'I'm successful so nothing I do can be wrong' mentality

>>211907804
underrated kek

>>211903448
he didn't want to buy a bigger boat that could lift the heavier sub so here we are

>boeing recommended 10 inch hull
>stockton went with 5 inch

>he doesn't season his hull

>>211913784
even a 10 inch hull wouldnt help in the long run
carbon fibre gets weaker with each load cycle. And the retards let the thing outiside over winter in canada. and the implosion was the first dive of the season, so a sub with 0 tests done after winter being taken beyond its max depth

>>211900551 (OP)
do you guys hear the song up there?

The real crime is that we don't have a recorded feed of them freaking the fuck out from all of the crackling before the emergency ballast release and getting steadily worse before the sudden implosion.

>>211900551 (OP)
https://youtu.be/4YneW3MD3Eg?feature=shared&t=3861 [Embed]

According to this nigga "James Cameron should stick to making Movies"

JAMES CAMERON ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY ENGINEER WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS ABOUT SUBS

>>211908766
the controller is the least dumb thing about the whole debacle.

>>211914466
Fuck off with this faggot, hed designed the titan and it clearly flopped, cameron built a sub and went to the fucking deepest part of the ocean, so yea if cameron can do it this guy is eternally blown the fuck out, how can he say Cameron doesnt know his shit when he literally spews facts after facts for 36 minutes straight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwSaZfwBrz8

Lets not forget the DEI fucking university faggots Stockton chose over actual scientists

>>211910622
see here >>211914547
he knows more than you'll ever know

>>211908766
>wireless
Jesusfuckingchrist

>>211912957
Aren't the workforce being greedy kikes intentionally fucking up production to unreasonable and unproductively prolong the job? Shouldn't you kill yourself for using kike jargon to defend corruption?
NHH frankly

>>211903153
>SAFE AND EFFEC-
>ACK!!

>>211913026
science and physics is scary

>>211903153
Cool webm
In one of the documentaries i watched, it was said that for a moment the temperature would have been hotter than the suns surface.
The implosion shockwave was also recorded 900 miles away. (as well as the crew on the surface hearing it)

>>211907722
I can appreciate that Stockton wanted to push boundaries and try new shit but there was a clear point where it was obvious to everyone that this shit just wasn't working and he soared right past it. I do think he could have eventually pulled it off but he was running out of money and was clearly losing his mind.

>>211914466
>who should we believe
>an engineer that worked on the titan submersible
or
>the guy who reached the deepest part of the planet in a self designed sub
>someone who's subs meet every single criteria for safety
>who is recognized as one of the leading experts in submersibles
>who spent more time at the titanic than anyone else on the planet, even its own crew

GEEE I DUNNO DUDE

>>211903153
fucking thats painful, i hope they had cynaide pills in there or something before it happened

>>211914747
go suck camerons cock more, you think he even designed it? He had scientists do it, Tony Hissen has the same the merits and more than cameron does, fucking blue smurf faggot SHOULD stick to making films as said here

>>211914754
I heard they had a revolver with 5 shots in it and went around 1 by 1 blowing their brains out while the sub was imploding. Tragic.

>>211900551 (OP)
>>211900610
Based Cameron.

>>211914712
>In one of the documentaries i watched, it was said that for a moment the temperature would have been hotter than the suns surface.
look up pistol shrimp and mantis shrimp
those fuckers can create those bubbles when hunting
they're known for cracking aquariums

>>211914747
>>an engineer that worked on the titan submersible
Also he says in that interview that he didn't want to go down because he didn't like the team...

>>211914773
cracking aquariums, nigger get the fuck outta of here, you know how thick aquariums glass is?

>>211914769
Yeah, it's tragic. There is literally no worse way to die.

>>211914754
>painful
You wouldn't even have time to notice

>>211903153
If I was on that sub it wouldnt have gone down like that.

>>211914796
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jcaVc9Dgot0

>>211914773
yeah heard about these, crazy
>>211914796
it's probably like taking a tiny pin hammer to a window

>>211909814

>>211914613
No. Bosses always want longer hours from workers, shorter breaks, worse conditions (see Alec Baldwin). Workers collectively bargain to prevent this. The movie got made. It was a financial success. The director got rich. Him whinging about worker conditions is just silly.
I like how you think defending Hollywood movie directors, of all people, is somehow anti-kike.

>>211914821
how do you even know?

>>211914977
look at webm here
>>211903153
>implosion duration 20ms
>time it takes brain to register pain 150ms

>>211914955
He wasn't whinging he wanted the job to be done, if you're trying to manage hundreds of people and direct a shot exactly how you envision it and some fucking pricks are walking around asking for tea and biscuits i'll fuck you up on site, you have a break time and lunch for that in fact I wouldnt even allow meals on my set until 6pm, everyone should be fasting anyway the world is too fucking fat

>>211915017
>look at webm here
wow fucking CGI that really explains a lot and proves it

>>211915017
>>time it takes brain to register pain 150ms
HOW DO YOU KNOW THOUGH?

>>211915017
it could have imploded 8 times over before they even noticed

>>211915029
>He wasn't whinging
Yes he was.
>in fact I wouldnt even allow meals on my set until 6pm, everyone should be fasting anyway
there it is

>>211915044
You're a dumb nigga

>>211915079
There's no actual proof

>>211915067
we can measure how fast the pain response is in humans
we can also calculate the acceleration of water at that pressure and how long it would take to completelly implode because we know the dimensions of the craft

>>211915306
meant for
>>211915182

>>211915306
how do you know everyone is the same... check and mate

>I actually went down their myself and found their dead bodies first but didnt tell anyone just to flex on the coast gaurd I even had a special piss door retrofitted so I can piss on stockton's dead goo which I knew was stockton because it waa coward colored goo

Hi, this is Gabe Newell. I also have a submarine that can reach the wreck of the Titanic, and I control it with my Steam Deck. If you would like to charter a dive to see the remains of these retards, contact me at gayben@valvesoftworksdotcom

>>211915791
After seven yours of searching we have finally found Stockton's remains, hopefully it was worth the wait

>>211914862
i wish it cracked open the skull of the owner instead. people who keep non-functional pets are monsters
>oh let me just imprison this living being for my personal enjoyment
>noooo you don't get it i'm just sooo lonely i NEED to sacrifice the life of an animal so i don't feel /lonely/
>and the animal enjoys being with me! look at all the literal slop i feed it! we are like family! what? you want me to cook and feed it actual food instead of the disgusting slush they mass produce to keep it barely alive? now that's too much!
to be fair keeping insects like shrimps is less degenerate but reveals the same disregard for the sanctity of life as with any other more intelligent animal

>look I didn't want to come out as disrespectful to the families but now that its been confirmed that he is dead it was widely known in the submarine community that Stockton was a little too interested in the navy life if you catch my drift for you see he was a homosexual. I cannot confirm personally because I am not a gay man but it was widely known he enjoyed taking submarines up the ass

>>211915791
Gaben the gamer will always be a hero.
However, I am cautious about Gaben the futurist. He's been putting lotsa money for many many years into transhumanist efforts like Brain-Computer Interfaces. Lots of potential for good there but also lots of potential for man-made horrors as always

>>211916215
he was definitely part of that whole Yale "thing"

>carbon fiber what a fucking retard my submarine is made out of solid unobtainium because my movies made 3 billies each. A fucking logitech controller what a poorfag

If this guy lived he would have been some supervillain running his evil lair from the ocean floor. I got that from his whole "it doesnt matter who owns the land what matters is who can access it"