The Nontent queen rests edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- New freeloader incoming
-- Bam Margera came to the Fishtank for 1 hour and did nothing
-- Chat trolled Bam's wife into Markyposting IRL
-- CELL RIGGED : Ben made Aryeh and Direnc do RPS to determine cell winner, Aryeh won, but then he left the room first - Direnc declared winner of S4 cell (BORING!)
-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreenโข! #BringBackMemeScreen
>Freeloader application linkzeosqo3goc0.typeform.com/to/DwJOVinY
>Watch Herewww.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
ppvs.su/ft
>Socialsx.com/fishtankislive
boards.fishnet.gg/
>Show Archiveswww.fishtank.live/archive
>>211901973
first for sleep raping ellie
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imperator
>bam fucking margera goes on fishtank
>it's nontent and he leaves after an hour
Just pull the plug already, Jet. S4 is a wash.
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Make the call, Jet
We need to repair the vibes
>>211903423Somebody tts him to draw a mustache on Ellie plase
>>211903403 (OP)me when i see that on ptz
i just want to sleep i can't sleep
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750736424655125.mp4
More Trish posting. Dick in hand, boys. We're fapping to mid 3rd worlders tonight.
it's advantageous for the show to be boring as fuck
So when does the fucking show start today, the 30 minute Bam pre-show was cool but lets fucking get the ball rolling yeah?
here comes maejok to do an epic maejok bit yall!
did they say they were adding a freeloader today or was it always just going to be seth?
Ellie would make a really good wife for me. I could provide for her and I wouldnโt have an issue with her laying down gaff tape for Jet.
>>211903460the group therapy was the worst shit ever. s2 was so fucking awful
if jet has any balls, he'll sue Bam
>>211903430Ellie is not a sexual object. She is a barely pubescent East Asian 18 year old girl. Everything about them ages slower unless they are raped
if nothing happens in 20 minutes im done for the night. fuck goran.
They sure are putting in a lot of camera work for all this nontent
>Mmmguh blarshna f'lumbeeโฆ g'dah noo'vuh klemb'nahโฆ shhmm bleh druhhโฆ
>>211903466Just buy a plane ticket to whatever jungle is producing these things, I'm sure you can buy one for the week
The freeloader should be Angelina
>>211903488they've been baiting it all day
Guys I never thought I'd say this but bring back the fucking hog at this point
Passionate and warm cuddling with Ellie
I like how direnc is obviously wet for freddy but is still there to play the game and will backstab him constantly if necessarily
>almost midnight
>no new freeloader
>boring ass contestants
kill jet.
>11:45pm and this kind of nontent
wow lmao
>>211903466Just but a plane ticket to Phnom Penh you faggot
why the fuck do I watch this
>>211903488they said there was MORE COOL and FUN stuff coming tonight
>>211903494they were tense
Currently playing Tony Hawks American Wasteland in honor of Bam
EPIC TWIST INCOMING GUYS!!! STAY TUNED!!!!
>HA HA HA HEY GUYS FISHTANK IN THE HOUSE CONTENT ALERT CONTENT ALERT ORA ORA
Why wasn't Angelica wearing a bra?
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why are the colors of the stripes changing? anyone see this?
They need to have a guy tank with nothing but men
>>211903466There's nothing else to do, so may as well.
>>211903460Sam hit Josie because of this.
>>211903501Why? Jet told us this was a top 3 fishtank days of all time
>>211902750Bitchtank was high art and the wiggers like to pretend that it never existed, as if they're embarrassed
Meanwhile we're still getting Burt promotions and gay sex jokes months after S3 ended in a flop
>>211903507again, with what money? I've got like $89.
>>211903403 (OP)Ellie the type of girl to do nothing but sleep all day or doomscroll on her phone and complain at how boring (You) are
Just bought the season pass to catch the new freeloader. Damn you Jet for making me cave!
for the fourth season in a fucking row, simple communication with the audience is the greatest issue these stupid fucking wiggers have. just tell us when the fucking freeloaders are gonna get here you stupid faggots
I wish I could have seen the thread when bam's gf markyposted I bet y'all were popping off
>>211903403 (OP)ngl kinda would rather watch nktv
I'm so bored bwos... so incredibly boed
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jet now would be a good time to come up and do the truffle shuffle
>>211903466Is she 250lbs yet
>>211903525Trish is Cambodian?
Mutuals with Bex here: The twist and "freeloader" is a Ball Brother's bit that now includes their "half brother", drunk Chip.
>>211903544she loves us and wanted to give us a gift
>>211903508They should bring her back but she's the goblin fishtoy so her simps spend all their money
>>211903556smash jet with hammers
>>211903587nothing evowh happens
>>211903513it wouldn't be warm, chicks like those are ice cold physically and will have to completely wrap around you to warm up and sap your warmth
but i guess that doesn't sound bad either
>>211903449I need to hit the massage parlors up again so i can get my asian fuck fix. Close my eyes and pretend itโs Ellie
>>211903592Got a good laugh out of me
Is Daniel going to talk like a wigger forever now?
alright guys im gonna take down this mech cluster with a deadlife dust IED
>>211903573same now im upsetti spaggheti
>>211903597filipina x white
>>211903602This. Changes. Everything
>>211903403 (OP)Now that the dust has settled (unironically), how good is this cast as of Day 10? For reference this was cast as of Day 10 cast for each season:
S1
>Jon>Josie>Letty>Vance>Sylvia>DamielS2
>TJ>Jimmy>Shinji>Tay>Trish>BrianS3
>Burt>Alex B>Binx>Simbal>Payton>Mizzy>LaRon>Alexis>SmackS4
>Freddy>Wrench>Aryeh>Daniel>Ellie>Seth
>>211903597i wish. my favorite bitches are Cambodian bitches
i fucking hate this boring dogshit cast
>>211903446Post the clip where sheโs walking in the yoga studio
>>211903559i watched every second of bitchtank and it was mostly lower-middle tier slop
>>211903626Need to eat her ass
where'd that fat ugly freddy simp with the big tits from the first couple of days go
>>211903513>>211903516The content queen moved an inch!
Ellie philes....did we capture that?
>>211903614especially when playing feetsies with their cold feet
>>211903567If you've only got $89 what are you doing sitting around sexually abusing yourself? Get a job, kid.
>>211903614Not all of them are cold, some have higher body heat
>>211903544she's a based hoe
>>211903494they were great. kino, if you will. they should add them back
>>211903627it's improved his personality slightly
>>211903534fuck man i need a monkeygf bad
guess Iโm gonna play death stranding 2 instead
third piss in the last 48 minutes guys wish me luck
>>211903617How does it work? What do you specifically say to them to get a handjob? There's tons of obvious beat off parlors in my town but I don't know what to say to them
>>211903596no stopping until she's 300lbs.
I genuinely cannot believe this was the cast Jet was so confident in.
season 5 should just be a bunch of cute asian women sleeping Jet
>>211903430Lmao I used to watch sleep creep porn back in 2010. Definitely not my thing now
>>211903628clip or didn't happen
>>211903446Letty showing up will finally make aids house real.
>>211903646that was your mom and i fucked her to death
A NEW FRIEND IS COMING TODAY...
11:48 PM:
did anything cool happen when bam came back
>>211903635110
just high enough to make him overconfident
>>211903614I'll tell you how warm she is when she leaves the tank
>>211903637itโs up there. waiting till the end when i can concretely say.
>>211903647stinky fat foid hands typed this
If nothing happens in the next ten minutes Iโm going to bed
https://soundcloud.com/bretniey/drops-of-jupiter-cover
claire has a beautiful singing voice yall
Jet is starting to creep me out. His sex pestry with Ellie is becoming concerning.
imagine if the entire cast quits cus they are so fucking bored
>>211903466it's still insane to me that she's half white. i just can't see it
>>211903690his wife markyposted
>>211903682i will post a clip when i finally get everything there
most of my colonists are doing an empire quest or something
angelina and jin were the good cast
>>211903626Giving Trish 75% white children
so did they just lie about a new freeloader
>>211903559Bitchtank literally put me to sleep unless there was a challenge or shadi and Haley fighting
Where's the angie nip slip
Everyone in the house is sitting in complete fucking silence.
>>211903700see you in 20 min
>>211903637S3 being the best season and also having the most fish for the longest isnt a coincidence. Stop doing eliminations you fucking retards
>>211903712never race mix.
>>211903534i still cum to trish ass
sam advertised bitchtank more times (for the rape escape challenge) than he has season 4 (0)
I donโt get it man. Sam literally canโt even give the illusion that he cares about the show, the wiggers havenโt come up with a new challenge once, none of the sound effects are there just the Ai bullshit, no cigs, nothing.
This cast is fantastic and the show is a money printer. These retards are fucking it all up. โTrust the planโ kill yourself
content is probably done for the night
slop season so no entity/orbs/late night trolling
might as well post funny ft clips and talk about older seasons
>>211903574this way keeps better viewership
>>211903460forgot about this
>>211903466My Arby's queen.
>>211903702wish her vocals were louder
>>211903715you know who they should get as a freeloader? that fucking retarded they/them from tiktok that thinks they're the reincarnation of hitler
>>211903732files dot catbox dot moe/rjve87.mp4
I AM GOING TO BLOW JET NEPTUNE'S HEAD OFF WITH A SHOTGUN AND RAPE BEN
Aryeh is only on the couch to stay near Ellie
here is how you save the season
pay the current people fairly for their time so far
the current game ends but a new game starts
add 15 people
start with tribes, do a member swap, eventually merge to dissolve a weak failing tribe, eventually individuals
in house elimination voting this is constant strategy gameplay shifting things. no paper voting just in the confessional, i vote to evict: X
immunity idol, power of veto, head of household
every day there is an activity either elimination or an immunity challenge
>>211903712that just means trish and i can make a 75% huwite baby
>>211903737Hmm that would be a sound argument except for the fact that it was the worst season
>>211903702goop 4 joop theme song
>>211903737>S3 being the best season
>>211903673>for some reason, they thought they could drag rachel until the very end>jin ended up knowing too much>angie got gangraped>ellie and seth are last minute replacements and are clearly not what they intendedthey should have had more replacements ready to go
Ellie's gonna wake up with a deflowered gaping red twitching fuckhole filled with retard seed if she doesn't become a lighter sleeper
>>211903745season 3 killed fishtank
>>211903715he'd rather watch
BRING IN BROTHER JIMMY
MAKE FISHTANK SILLY AGAIN
BRING IN BROTHER JIMMY
MAKE FISHTANK SILLY AGAIN
>>211903673they dont talk to each other its like week 1 season 2
>>211903753>slop season so no entity/orbs/late night trolling2 out of three of these things have been happening regularly
>>211903650all skinny asians I've been with are like that
>>211903779nigga said fuck your show end it and just start mine kek
>>211903460reminder that the guy sending this was a top paypig who was revolting after they "kicked" jimmy
TTS been on the whole time btw
>"marky"
>360s and walks away
Let's play some poker while we wait for nothing to happen
https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglJArmMg0ReRRypKXeHtwA4H
>>211903466Mid? this is marianas trench tier
>>211903791He lives in a closet in japan now
>>211903712it's why she has those hips
hapas tend to have better bone structure
famous house 3
this is the way
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can i tune back in or is it still nontent
Her exhalations from her nose are blowing the strands of hair resting there.
THERE'S NO FUCKING CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me ask this with all sincerity
Was StreamStars really worse than this?
>>211903812If youโre talking about skinny Asian women maybe I thought you meant just skinny women, Asians are just cold tho must be the personality
>>211903824>not even jokingthat has to be the grimmest grim ive grimmed this week
>>211903832la beast fucking rocks dude
>>211903672holy shit so hot
I want to give her the world but I know she's got brainrot from being on 4chan
There is no freeloader I'm going to bed
Why is reddit hating in bam's wife?
>Tell everyone else they're being boring
>Say nothing to Ellie
JET, STOP JERKING OFF AND WAKE UP
>>211903791he shittested production...
you don't do that...
>defaults to Aryeh to explain the rube goldberg machine
hehe
>>211903842content overload
>>211903841they're about to make a rube goldberg machine
just go to bed
>>211903832>>211903850idubbbz is an actual piece of shit for fucking this guy over
>>211903849LMAO WHAT THE FUCK THEY BROKE THE TANK THEMSELVES THIS TIME
>>211903832Love this nigga like you wouldn't believe. His "long walk" videos got me into walking a bunch daily and I lost a lotta weight.
>>211903864Sam Hyde simps
>>211903831huge azn bubbles
>>211903673He had a good cast but he kicked almost half of them week 1
wtf I can literally see her heartbeat on her neck and she just nodded too
>do something entertaining
Only way to save fishtank is either:
>fire jet
or
>kill all the paypigs like aperture, oddbod, etc so the wiggers are forced to actually try to make a good show
One of the better S2 bits was the Oliver sleep deprivation experiments, they should run it back with Direnc
>entire chat spamming "????"
>production thinks giving an update will ruin anticipation
>instead it just damages trust within the audience
SOMETHING MOVED
CHECK THE CAMS
theyr egoing to terrorize my chink wife
>>211903810entity has shown up? what late night trolling?
>>211903832make the call jet
>>211903825Sam is so gay for no wanting to meet up with him
He hates not being the center of attention he's such a little girl
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>im only here for the challengers
yeah sounds like some jap faggot in s2
gonna force ellie to be content let's fucking go
>rube goldberg machine to wake up ellie
actually really good idea that they will fuck up instantly
Someone needs to let aryeh know that people are giving Angelina thousands of dollars and buying her MacBooks. He will tard rage
>>211903890most content i've seen out of fishtank all day
>nerd faggot posers ITT have tattoos
>>211903864weddit hates markyposting and they love calling random women trans (they have a slight point with this)
>>211903733>kick the winner first for embarrassing you>replace him with a nontent chudgangsta>alternate coddling and abusing the lolcow until she leaves second>kick the simpbait third, permanently unmooring the autist
filled the toilet bowl with blood again bros
sounds like the freeloader ainโt coming for a while then
condescending cunty ben is kino tbqh
>Wake Ellie up challenge
>She's been asleep for the last 20 hours
lmao
>it's gay
man fuck daniel this is a legendary bit
>>211903893i forgot about his crashout over not being featured heavy in the "episodes" hahah get hassled fat faggot
What the fuck Angie's been there the whole fucking time?
>have people ridicule themselves on streamstars for a chance to be on s4
>the chance was actually 0%
fucking wigger nigger shitters
>>211903756oof
and that's 25 years without any actual living
haven't watched for like 2 days, have i missed anything besides bam showing up?
>>211903870meh, isn't letty over this shit?
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT PRODUCING A GAME SHOW WOULD MEAN YOU WOULD HAVE TO PROVIDE CHALLENGES AND ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOUR AUDIENCE RATEHR THAN LETTING YOUR AUTISTIC CONTESTANTS WING IT YOU BALDING LOSER COCKSUCKER
BEN FUCKING SUCKS NOW. FUCK YOU BEN
im watching her heart beat...
can someone post ellies insides please?
>ellie wakes up naturally in like 5 minutes
>nontent challenge
bravo
Clenched defeat from the jaws of victory again award
>>211903597sometimes i forget how nice it actually is
HOLY SHIT ALEX B ALEX B ALEX B ALEX B ALEX B
>>211903850have a GOOD DAY
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FIRST, WE'LL HAVE A CELEBRITY COME AND HANG OUT WITH THEM, AND HE'LL BRING HIS DOG, TOO! AND AFTER, WE'LL GIVE THEM BURGERS AND LET THEM LAY AROUND, AND GET THEM EVEN MORE FOOD! AND THEN? WE'LL MAKE THEM BUILD A RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE LIKE IT'S SUMMER CAMP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>211903782>>211903786The Famous House transition into Fishtank was the best this show has ever been. Season 3 is judged by its highs, not the RV fiasco. KYS season 2 purists
>>211903943it's literally filler because they fucked up their plans with the freeloader
>>211903900I fucking hate that they do this faggot shit. Just a miniscule amount of communication would go so far, but these idiots don't get it
THE STRIPES ARE CHANGING COLOR
ellie doesnt even have to participate in challenges anymroe
>>211903924tattoos are cringe millennial shit, disgusting
>>211903877what did idubbbz do to him wtf?
>>211903893>>211903944what a fag
frank Hassle more like frank white castle
>>211903953kek this
make enough noise settin it up she will move
this shit will take them all night to figure out
>I'm incredibly bored watch you guys
>Do perhaps the MOST BORING TASK POSSIBLE
Uhh fellow wigger-stans our defence for our overlords?
>>211903943This took the wiggers three hours to come up with and he's gonna call it gay. Ungrateful.
>>211903949last night was pretty good
warming up to ben again ngl
>I'm not here for the entertainment value I'm here for the challenges
what a dumb bitch
let's settle this. vote
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
kicking angie bwoke the fishtank
>make every season progressively worse to make the previous seasons seem better in comparison
bravo jet
which version is better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRgAccPcHIU
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh275BbFgJg
>okay you guys need to build a rube goldberg machine
>theres literally nothing in the house to build one with
>>211903945I donโt get how details like the cushion squishing and the liquid gushing can be so good, and other physics and movements can be so bad
>I didn't come here to be entertaining
We know, Direddit
Why are you niggers emiru posting. No one cares about that bleach skinned faggot.
Is it just me or have things been kind of slow since Angie left?
>>211903559probably because of the grooming
>>211903895sharpfart gotta die first
Fishtank season 4 is worse than the Holocaust
>>211903989im here to have sex i aint here to make love so come gimme a hug if you wanna feel a crunch
jet is so surrounded by sycophants that he doesn't realize this season is a bust
this is dogshit. they need to do something drastic
>>211903954goran's signature move
>>211904000>>theres literally nothing in the house to build one with.................??????????
>>211903992S4 is gonna lose hard lol
>>211903855You could be the perfect guy in her eyes and she would still ruin it. Don't do it anon
>>211904003you suck cock. opinion discarded.
>>211904000they dont realize the troubleshooting that it involves for it to work successfully either
>>211903847Jaqanzie podcast streamstar was comfy
This the waiting for Angie content season.
>>211903963I swear Jet actually bought a book of summer camp activities and is just going down the line and crossing them off
Jerry is lowkey all bark no bite. Doesnโt do shit.
>>211903826>https://www.pokernow.club/games/pglJArmMg0ReRRypKXeHtwA4Hget in here the show sucks right now
>>211903974It seems like all the zoomer girls have tattoos but inversely most of the guys have none
>the only one making content is a normie rocker and a stripper who doesn't even care about the grand prize
>>211904024The sloppers pay for it.
Why does he give a shit if the show is good or not
>Kick everyone interesting
>"Ummm did it occur to you your job is to be entertaining..."
I'm masturbating so hard to Ellie right now
>>211903944what was his crashout lmao
>>211904007s4 and they dont even do a single ikea haul to bring in some colored decor
these hacks deserve to hang on a meathook until they bleed out
>>211903751The fact that they're still worried about the floors in a 100k is really telling.
>>211904032Obese with lumbar lordosis, not impressed
i cant wait for 60 yards of improvised tubing that falls apart instantly
>>211903847whats streamstars
>>211903702it's a bad song
>make rube goldberg machine for ellie
>ellie wakes up
uuuuuh ben??
>>211904000Its also very boring to set up and there is no chance of it ever coming close to being successful
>>211903848women's body heat is centralized to keep their wombs warm, resulting in cold extremities
I guarantee this challenge is only so Jet can claim he wasnt being creepy by zooming in on Ellie's sleeping face for a hour.
>>211903976the whole creator clash 3 shit where he and his demon wife tanked the entire event's reputation over the ethan klein content cop and fucked it all up. he ended up having to drop out after wasting months of time away from his family doing boxing training
they really had decent momentum after bam. way to immediately fuck it up.
The fuck took Ben so long to intervene this slog?
>>211903597she's gross
I put her and creature in the same nasty tier
>>211903702she just wrote a song TJ would have forgiven her
>>211904033this lol it's a good idea but a rube goldberg machine of this length would take literal days to make work, especially with how little they have to work with
But I have a suspicion that it's just to keep them awake for the freeloader
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>>211904047Gosh, I just miss that girl Angelina
My expectations are being subverted right now
>>211903992>s3 winningugh
>>211903967>addresses events that led to the creatio of the bit>no thoughts on the actual butyou said nothing. this bit is kino and you're a retarded faggot like daniel
>>211903702claudia trying to cash in on ftl meme songs lol nigga heil nina
>>211904035She will make $400 and then the images will be spread wide enough to destroy all future job opportunities
Do these retards really think they'll be able to make a rube goldberg machine before Ellie wakes up in the next 30 mins?
>>211903614I could fix Ellieโs thyroid
>Ellie is so nontent they make challenges around it now
>>211903951Didnโt he have something written on his ass during this?
Stop shit testing production
>>211903976LA Beast was supposed to fight Harley Morenstein for the creator clash 3 main event, but the Johmas fucked it up and cc3 isn't happening anymore.
I don't know how they recover from this. At least they still had Burt in S3 at it's lowest. What do they even do here?
>>211904077I know, Iโm a woman but my body heat runs super warm, I thought you meant all skinny women not just Asians lol
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
v0te like your life depends on it
>>211903945Golem crushed green kitty
Golem sad
Golem now knows how daniew feews
>>211903513>>211903614Ellie can leech my heat. I produce a lot of body heat. A girl told me I was like a furnace. She loved how I smelled naturally, said it reminded her of patchouli.
>>211904007it's never gonna catch on man, I'm sorry. I know you're struggling but it's pathetic at this point in the show
>>211903849This is funnier than anything that happened today
>>211904046faggy male pickme urbanites have them
>>211904099anything with more than like 3/4 motions would take all night. retarded
I think they're retarded. They never said that the machine has to start in fucking bedroom 4. They're never going to be able to build a chain from there in any reasonable time, I think they more meant they should set some stuff up next to her to spill water or something.
>>211904132Post hole you dumb bitch
Theres about a 96% chance this rube goldberg bit falls flat
The goldberg machine needs to end with one of them skateboarding down the ramp to hit the couch hard enough to knock a cup of milk on her head
holy fucking shit i pissed 10 minutes ago and my bladder is already sending me messages again
>>211904051Jet had had 2.5 years to observe that instructing contestants to "be entertaining" has the exact opposite effect
And he still hasn't figured it out
Maybe they should just ask if Freddy and Drench can have sex on cam
>>211904130The wiggers are still getting paid.
This is them winning
they are being way too loud already
>>211903955GAY GUY ALERT!
>>211904112I don't think pictures of a girls tits stop them working at entry level retail and service jobs, anon.
>>211904130>At least they still had Burt
>>211903992>>211904107exactly as I predicted yesterday. And you guys said I was wrong.
It's always been S3 > S2 > BG > S1 > S4. lol
Asian girls are naturally attracted to the pheremones white men release from their armpits.
>>211903945Damn he blood meridian'd that bratty bitch
Based
>>211904094To prove that you can do anything.
Think about it, if this fucking retarded wigger can make four seasons of this shitshow and still learn absolutely NOTHING - even getting worse at basic shit - and still have some success, then what the fuck is holding you back from doing what you want to do, even poorly? You can't be worse than the idiots running this show
>>211903966this nigga speaks the truth
>>211903992season 3 voters are full of shit but hate claire too much to troll with a bitchtank pick
Why aren't they dogpiling Josie???
>>211904139Funny, I was told the same thing from a few sluts
>>211904097Trish is beautiful you dumb nigger
>>211903947that's the funniest outcome of the streamstars faggotry
they really want a lawsuit
>>211904173we'll see faggot
>>211903597God damn she's my exact type
>>211903992>bitchtank/cell 6 votesclaire stop spamming
Honestly didn't expect this season to be this fucking bad, especially so early. I knew Jet was going to fuck it up, but holy shit did he really speedrun this
>>211904135god I miss her
so is the freeloader showing up? isnt it midnight there?
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>>211904182I weigh 112 at 5,2โ, Am I fat?
>>211904135getting her account banned on twitch for nipslips and then raging in her discord crying to her simps lmaoooo
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Ellie is the worst fish of all time.
Ellie can't even sleep through a challenge correctly
fucking retards don't know how to whisper and now they've cucked kino
>>211904175Is this true?
I had a Viet GF and she always talked about
>My smellI didn't really get it and thought I just stink
She kept all my sweaters too
I feel like Ellie is the only fish it would actually be feasible to get 15k to get someone to date her.
I don't get it, why not just wake Ellie up and make her do the challenge too? She fucking voluntarily signed up for the show? Why are they just letting her sleep while forcing every other contestant to participate in a challenge?
Aryeh WILL attempt to rape Ellie before the show is over
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>>211903947half of them were fat troons too I hope they all die
Are they gonna beat ellie with wood
ben based his performance as gay ben on bill ottman
>>211904207It's been 4 ours since they announced it.
frozen hot fudge sundae pop tarts
i would pay $100,000 and go into life ruining debt to date ellie
>>211904196same
especially the racial ambiguity
>>211904200kicking jin on day 4 because he mentioned /r9k/ set the season on a course for disaster. then they banked everything on rachel and then they had to kick her over the CPAP. it's a bad bad product
>>211904054just a big argument with jet on x spaces for not including his super funny bits in the edits
Bitchtank is mid and you're letting your feelings towards Claire cloud your judgement when saying it's the best or worst.
>it's midnight
was yesterday a top 3 day, /ftl/?
>>211904220Makes me laugh that the youngest person on the show is the least energetic, the ipad generation effect
>>211904228i thought someone got a finge date with her was that not real
>daniel and freddy still doing it
>they cheer when they get a ball to hit her from the ramp
this was better than if they actually did it right
im gonna say the gayest thing ever but it actually kind of hurts to look at ellie because of how pretty she is, its like suicide fuel. just a 24/7 reminder ill never have a qt asian gf again
:(:(:(
>>211904175Hmm interesting
>>211904243bro, the date fishtoy is "only" 15k.
is aryeh crushing over ellie???? wtf
>>211904245why didn't production... just buy her a cpap machine?
>>211904231aryeh is incapable of sexual desire
>>211904252On the souls of every poster ITT except me, it WAS the greatest day in /ftl/ history
>>211904253the yoghurt effect
>>211904252what could've possibly made them say this
>>211904219shes starting an onlyfans lmao she did it on purpose just didnt realize she'd get banned that quick.
>>211904267i would pay more if i had to
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>>211904047Oh shit it's daniew
>>211903870Why does she type like that?
she still larps like a teenager
>>211904252the first 3 days of famous house were better
>>211904268he has been the entire last week
ellie has a beautiful side profile for an asian im so jealous
>>211903555Erm... Josie? I'm sowwy I hit you, it's just they were making fun of me for fucking that 16 year old's pussy with my fat ugly bastard hebrew NTR futa cock. Could you erm, like, forgive me?
>>211904252>Freddy dumped a bucket of piss on the floorWe did that FOR YOU
>>211904260she is going after jet neptune bro you cant be worse
>>211904251I voted bitchtank because they played san andreas and morrowind on stream
>>211904271Only to cartoons
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damn that could've turned into something cool actually but it definitely would've taken too long
TIMES UP. I'm going to bed. fuck you goran
>>211904243why
she's boring
>>211904252they can't be this out of touch
>>211904269apparently it would've taken a few days to get all the parts and bill ottman didn't want to risk her dying on the show
>>211904200It's kind of confusing as to why this season was even a thing? There isn't a plan, season 3 was a trainwreck and they learned nothing, and all of the prep seems to have just gone into bloodgames. Why not just wait until you had an actual product?
>>211904243>>211904267i already told you guys im gifting her 2 bitcoins i mined back in 2010. its literally over you dont have a chance
Ellie is just Josie if she was actually attractive and not retarded.
>>211904245>>211904269It obviously wasn't over the CPAP machine, it's because she was a total liability who was smashing her head into the wall
>>211903567If a nigger can finance a hellcat, you can figure out how to get a flight anywhere in the world.
>>211904200The brief period at the start of s3 when the kayfabe had Jet just pretending to be a PA and he wasn't able to boss the fish around and suck the kino out of the room was the most consistently entertaining era of fishtank
>>211904219post the nipslips
>>211904249anyone got screenshots or a link?
>>211904286KILL_YOURS.ELF
i didn't watch tonight is there actually a freeloader coming or not?
>>211904287Yarael Poof ass nigga
our freeloader quit. we want him or her back!
>>211904294>jealousare you an asian girl too anon?
>>211904294Nigga sheโs a flat faced gook
>>211904286>remove tight young slut>show quality suffersyep
ellie is pretty because she's a full asian and it makes the white women in this thread seethe
>both season 3 and season 2 above Bloodgames
lmfao you fucking retarded niggers deserve this garbage, you're getting exactly what you want
>>211903702Better than usual production for a bretniey song
Voice too soft usual
Fantastic cloobs as usual
Sheโs getting better
freeloader not coming tonight -jet
>no freeloader tonight
go to bed anon
wow they actually communicated it for once, I'm pissed but at least they mentioned it
Welp, thanks jet. Maybe you'll consider having people on the backburner from now on.
Night's over. Go do something else.
>>211904346there are no white women here
>we're totally prepared this season
>cant even get a freeloader on time
>stayed up late to see the new freeloader
>cancelled
>freeloader not arriving tonight
>>211904200>They casted only 8 people.>They casted an 18 year old they have to skirt every challenge around>They casted an actual retarded mutant who has zero social skills in a largely social game>They casted a media obsessed ogre kike because they thought it was funny>They replaced Jin with the most normal guy they could find because ???>Freddy is good
i can finally go to sleep and get more than 3 hours of sleep before work. yaaay!!!
is areyae completely flatfooted
>>211904252It was Mints getting overexcited.
He needs to stop using pings
due to "extreme circumstances", no freeloader
Announcing that the freeloader isn't arriving at midnight is so gay
>>211904346She is very pretty
>>211904317Josie is a brown mutt
>>211904323>brief period at the start of s3 when the kayfabe had Jet just pretending to be a PA and he wasn't able to boss the fish around and suck the kino out of the room was the most consistently entertaining era of fishtankonly high IQ individuals understand this ye
> due to... extreme circumstances, your freeloader will not be arriving tonight
I was just at Rhode Island Airport a few hours ago and bunch of flights were having issues so it's probably related to that
>>211903670Just go in for a massage and once they start ask if they do any happy endings. They are really friendly and understanding believe it or not. You got nothing to worry about
They dont have wheelchair accessible stairs! No Ricky
>>211904135Post her tits or get out
>>211904346Women? In this thread?
oliver arrived really late and that ultimately led to the sleep experiment
>>211904334why are you so jealous of his 15 incher? he doesn't use it anyway. chill.
>its a solid solid product
I'm just gonna start keeping my thoughts about ellie to myself. Wouldn't wanna flood the threads with simp posts.
they really used that bam appearance to build momentum!
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they need to get a visit from a surprise freeloader with a loaded shotgun
Did anything happen between the markypost, Seth's unfunny post-irony character, and now?
KILL JET NEPTUNE THEN KILL YOURSELF AFTER GIVING ME MONEY
jet just make them do tiktok dances and the best gets a fishbuck
>>211904353sorry man that shit was fucking aimless and weak. maybe itโll be improved for 2.
>>211904409post joop cumtribs
>>211904353kys retard i havent even heard of bloodgames until s4 started
this was definitely a top 3 day
bravo gorang
>>211904328holy seethe kek
>>211903466Marry Trish
Impregnate Trish
Come home to Trish cooking fish my favorite dish
>>211904353i'd put s3 marginally over bloodgames only because it ended at likke 9pm every night
s2 was straight ass to watch while it was happening though
>extreme circumstances
>bam margera died in a car crash
>>211904353bloodgames was unwatchable dogshit and you only liked it because you are like aryeh and simulated friendship and parasocial experiences are your entire life
Someone post a link to the Angiecord
>>211904350Absolute neck chad
Kicking Angelica cursed the show.
>>211904374what kind of asian specifically? if you dont mind me asking
>why are you sleepy
>production told me
>>211904353I think bloodgames is cool but s2/3 were the best
listening to this rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wr1237wDic
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>S4 zero votes on poll
>BG, S2, S3 all above S4
Is it safe to say we have reached peak fish tank and it's all downhill? Is Jet going to be fired?
Cole dropped out last minute. Sorry guys, I really tried.
the extreme circumstance is them realizing they paid Bam Margera like 10k for a 1 hour appearance and not a month of being a freeloader.
>>211904267>season 4>only 1 person supposedly bought any of the big toyshey wiggers maybe idk lower the price
>>211904375It was a good cast
>For the first 4 daysIt's just wiggers fucking it up
>>211904414fuck you retard, Jerry is an instant classic
>>211904375the cast was good besides maybe ellie, but kicking off jin and then not finding some way to bail out angie permanently crippled it.
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>>211904375Ellie and Seth are inexcusable casting choices. Just complete dudes.
The normies from season 3 were all better than them
>>211904436This. I'm ready to simp for her
>>211904435brilliant absolutely brilliant
hack_blastard still got it
>ragequit director cam
kek
>>211904424Would but semen retention sorry. At this point you wouldn't even recognize joopy under all that.
production told me it was advantageous to do nothing and be boring
Direddit is one of the worst contestants of all time
They already got everyones $10 and made a million, they dont care.
You are an idiot for still watching and more of an idiot for posting here about it.
Log off. Touch grass. Kiss a girl.
Do anything. If you really think they care about the quality of our show then you are a retarded faggot.
>Ceasefire between Israel and Iran
Nontent year.
SOMEONE POST THE ANGIE NIPSLIP FROM TONIGHT
If you go to laundry cam you can hear Jet crying downstairs.
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kz4lAgJ
i think S2chads and S3chads should call a truce
>>211904353blood games is gay. Xavier isnโt funny.
>>211904414yeah they strung us on for 5 hours for a freeloader that isnt coming tonight
>>211904433away with you philistine
ellie abuse ellie abuse ellie abuse ellie abuse ellie abuse ellie abuse ellie abuse ellie abuse ellie abuse
If I join the fishtank discord will I get groomed by a jewish tranny?
>>211904477were they actually mad about the Bam thing? I always feel like there's a bit of truth in all their bits
>>211904482just realized he was being sarcastic here
Angie is flying back to the house in a few hours
>>211904458It's jet's thing so it'll probably just die, but it has never felt more phoned in than this moment.
Well it's a good thing they have a plan B set up for tonight!
>>211904245Jin broke the fish tank
just end the show now man there's no going back from this
I'll stick to recap vids from now on, if that. Great Job making a braindead show, production!
>>211904465how many times is that blacked porn incel gonna quit???
>>211904508very high chance
>>211904421attempt at a valid criticism
>>211904426retarded newfaggot which is incredible because fishtank fans are already newfaggots
>>211904433>>211904493retarded faggot niggerbrained zoomers
>>211904463>liking weeb ahegao slop
>>211904485ohhh you gooky ohh you so gooky ohhh ohhhhh you kolea you gooky kolea ohhhh you kimchi polk berry gangnam sty!!!
>the twist is there is no freeloader
kill jet. behead jet. roundhouse kick jet into concreate
>>211904486Women donโt fancy me
>>211904491S2 and S3 chads united. Everyone else get fucked. You will never experience the off season Q kino, Tayleigh humiliation, Jimmy humiliation, Famous House, and all the other kinography. Ha.
The entire elimination format saps the absolute life and joy out of this show. Just have challenges more consistently and enforce no stealing people's fishbucks. Or don't even give it to them and just have production keep a spreadsheet
>>211904486>they care about the quality of our showHi Jet
>>211904149ben said from here (b4) to ellie
they shutdown director its over for the night
>>211904458It's not really fair b/c S4 isn't over. That being said, yes, we are likely over the hill. Sam and wiggers have lost their drive.
when does johnny show up?
>>211904485ooh cute :3 im sure you have a nice profile anon
>HUURRF DURRRRRRRRR IT MUST BE JET FAULT WIGGER WIGGER WIGGER
Retards
>>211904509probably. regardless of markyposting it was really a dud outside of the initial reveal
the fish largely didnt care or know of him and half didnt even participate
was not worth whatever they paid him kek
The fact that people is exited about a freeloader is insane to me
it could be Godzilla show would still be ass
>>211904565Stop trying to get in Ellie's pants boss baby
>>211904525The next recap video is going to be like 3 minutes long
>>211904565shutup wigger!!!
>>211904565Go stuff your mouth some more you fat fuck
Ellie's 15k date is cancelled
Wait people liked season 2?
>>211904296yeah and they cucked him so fuckin hard after that
>>211904570It's because we're playing sto-x, poorfag
>>211904526>Got too hungover and missed their flight
What do you think Rachel is doing right now? Do you think she regrets leaving?
One of you need to do something interesting
>>211904549the elimonation completely demoralized daniel and removed angie at the same time
>theres a huge twist tonight... stay tuned for a new freeloader
>14 hours pass
>bam margera shows up for like 30 minutes to stare at the camera and leaves and nothing else happens
great show jet!
>>211904570People just want movement because the alternative is nothing happening at all
the twist is that the show sucks
>>211904433You didnโt like Jon and Jimmy melting down? What about Mauro getting kicked?
>>211904509they definitely expected more of a reaction from the other fish. Daniel was given a job and was too scared to assert himself
>Get him in there Jet we need some sexual tension.
>>211904548based TJ Maxxer
>>211904587It was messy but had SOVL
>the calm before the storm...
>>211904565damn bros...we got owned here....
>>211904587/bant/ stronghold and production ( jet )
>>211904593Sheโs been posting on Twitter just farming content
>>211904567>scammers get scammed for onceKAW
BRING IN BROTHER JIMMY
MAKE FISHTANK SILLY AGAIN
BRING IN BROTHER JIMMY
MAKE FISHTANK SILLY AGAIN
>>211904570they made it seem like it would be entwined with the "twist" so we wanna at least see whatever dumb shit jet came up with
>>211904573Based Aryeh producing content from nontent
If this little gook minx doesn't stop trying to seduce aryeh im going to snap
>>211904593>Do you think she regrets leaving?I don't imagine anyone who has left the show so far regrets it after seeing what it is now
>>211904565mints is a faggot
>>211904587yeah itโs kino
>>211904587People who watched highlights and recaps liked it. People who watched it live did not.
Aryeh is the cable guy, his understanding of the world comes from movies lol
genuinely the only way they revive this is to bring in Jimmy or Hassle or someone. God damn.
jet is the most worthless kind of human possible
>>211903724jimmy curling his fucking toes like he's about to nut from the proximity
>Bam made an easy 20k off the wiggers
>freeloader flaked on them
good day for wigger haters
>>211904587can't have this conversation again.gif
>>211904443> I fumbowd angewica....
>>211904509idk why they didnt hire actors dressed like EMTs and have him fake die on stream
literally anything other than, skateboard, wax freddy, gross drink would have been better
Can they really not even get Hassle in?
>>211904587you had to be there, it's difficult to explain, it was just different, to me it's the best
Honestly just let the thread die fuck Jet
Extreme peaceโฆ garbage
Fishtank S4โฆ garbage
Sam Hyde Showโฆ garbage
MDE bros, is it over?
โEllie will you play video games on Twitch โ
>rolls her eyes and ignores him
My Nontent queen I kneel
>>211904615You had nothing to do with it narc retard faggot drugged out cunt
>>211904548>you blooodgames fags are weird parasocial autists like aryeh>the entirety of S2 faggots are obsessed with offline /bant/ bullshit surrounding TJ, Taylor, Tayleigh and other fucking gay nigger shit no one who isn't a massive retarded autistic faggot in the worst way cares about
>>211904587The last couple weeks of S3 made S2 look a lot better in comparison and people began reevaluating it and appreciating it for what it was.
>>211904678It was over when Viewtiful Joe broke Sam's mind
>>211904587had some really high highs and really low lows, probably the best ending to a fishtank season though, tj vs shinji boxing match had a young nigga gettin emotional
>Spends who knows how many grands bringing in the Earthrocker.
>The bit falls flat.
>He's barely recognized.
>Markyposting out of nowhere.
Probably the most expensive 'joke' Sam has done in Fishtank.
>>211904718I enjoyed s3 more than s2 it was nice having some randos that had no clue what was happening and then freaking out
>>211904587The house was comfy, Christmas tank was fun. Like the bar. Cole was fun. The bell was a cool concept
>Group Therapy Sucked>Karate Sucked>Laughed when the contestants were all too retarded to do their retarded 70s MKULTRA plot>Jimmy yapping>Brian sucked>Loved nifty, that black guy they brought on>Is TTS on jet?Really everything but the cast was good, super fans was the biggest mistake.
Dead show without Angie. I just hope the freeloader is not fatty.
>>211904844Which one, we got two now
>>211904638>>211904616>>>>>>>>>>Jimmyyou can't be serious
>>211904806agree on everything you've said
>>211904730QRD on viewtiful Joe? The game?
>>211904755I enjoyed the first few weeks more than S2 but after Alex left it declined and it declined so badly it was unwatchable by the time they got into the RV.
This is like after Alex left to the Famous House 2. Actually it's more boring now.
>>211904909Yeah I Agree, s3 house just felt like new unique personalities, s2 I enjoyed but felt a bit slow due to them knowing what fishtank was and not crashing out easily, but hopefully s4 is just boring for a bit and it takes off later in the season
>>211903779this is a lot like the Challenge on MTV
>>211904806They could've made the cult idea work if they properly incentivized the fish to what they wanted instead of directly asking them to do shit.
>>211904907Yeah he tried fake streaming it with someone else playing. The Elon tactic.
>>211904587Best season no contest
Nothing interesting is gonna happen tonight I guarantee it, letโs hope for a better content day tomorrow I guess
As the hour nears the stroke of midnight, no fresh respite from the harassing demands of the idle folk presents itself. The ranks of competitors are lacking in valor and interest. Henceforth, let the valorous soldier Jet be precluded from this skirmish.
>>211905130Fuck no. Unwatchable for me personally
>>211905192>letโs hope for a better content day tomorrowHaven't we been doing that for like a week already? The only cool thing was Bam and even that turned out to be a flop because he immediately left. This season's a writeoff
>>211904597i wonder how wiggers are gonna spin it to make bam's fault that nothing happened
>>211904659That would have been creative
>>211903604Literally had to close her live cause she was so chopped