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Vote niggaz
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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- New freeloader incoming (but not tonight because wiggers failed)
-- Bam Margera came to the Fishtank for 1 hour and did nothing
-- Chat trolled Bam's wife into Markyposting IRL
-- CELL RIGGED : Ben made Aryeh and Direnc do RPS to determine cell winner, Aryeh won, but then he left the room first - Direnc declared winner of S4 cell (BORING!)
-- Tell the wiggers on Twitter to bring back MemeScreenโข! #BringBackMemeScreen
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>Watch Herewww.fishtank.live/
www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
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>Show Archiveswww.fishtank.live/archive
>Previous>>211903403
leaked video of jet and ellie
Fucking cocksucking wiggers extreme circumstances my ass
>season is so bad freeloaders don't want to appear anymore
i can't believe they're gonna have a mainline season that's worse than the cell. not even the bitchtank portion of it, but the first few days where it was just letty and a bunch of homeless people in a room.
>6k viewers on the cams
>3k dead connections on the Director
Absolute fucking kwab season, two weeks in and they're down to 6k viewers at prime time.
left like an hour after bam got there is he still there and has anything funny happened since then
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>Oh the freeloader didn't show up?
>Ok lets keep the audience entertained by uhhhhhhhhhh
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
do the wiggers really think anyone is gonna tune in because they got a washed out 50 year old drug addict with brain damage on the show for a hour.
holy fuck the wiggers are pissed today, they just ended the youtube stream without warning or getting one of the fish to sign off
Was this easily top 3 days in fishtank history as Jet claimed it was?
Booking flights for planned appearances with an actually good airline
>>211904676jet's not that tall
>>211904704yeah he's still there you're missing a ton of kino content right now
Holy shit....dexter new blood is the real season 4 fishtank...they got angie in the fishtank/playroom
They unironically thought that Bam would be so impressed with the idea of Fishtank he would stay around all day to give them content
>He dips exactly the moment the timer was up because of how fucking gay and lame the Nontent show is
$-20,000
Ricky Berwick canceled like a lil bitch yo
>>211904658 (OP)When that specific SFX screaming SHUT UP ARYE played and he walked back and forth with his head down I felt briefly bad for him, thinking of a scenario where his mom might have screamed that at him at one point. Then the moment it ended he started looping about A Clockwork Orange saying shit he just fucking finished saying 2 minutes ago and I didn't feel bad anymore.
did anyone happen to record josie/steinful stream?
TTS has been on this entire time, by the way.
>>211904724depends. what else did they have planned exactly?
She made me realize what being alive truly was
>>211904734i'm watching right now where is he and that's okay i had a kino time with my friends
>>211904704There was supposed to be a freeloader but they didn't show up
kek, why do they keep fucking everything up?
>>211904741you don't think that actually looks like her right anon
>>211904699... but Nick Fuentes is going to come on despite having 10x those numbers on rumble
>>211904769So are they going to show up tomorrow or did they cancel?
>>211904721hold that thought
If this show was produced by an actual team who cared they would quickly put something together (actually not quickly they would've had backup challenges/bits ready to pick from) for the viewers.
Instead we just get told ahh shit the guy didn't show up after 5 hours. Goodnight yall!
>"yo what if we say there's gonna be a new freeloader... but we just put some temporary tattoos on seth hahaha...."
>"yo thats friggin genious bro..."
>no one cares, asks when the new freeloader is arriving
>wigger seethe
>>211904724the answer was nothing
they had nothing planned
this show is so fucking awful it's unbelievable
ellie is actually the worst fish of all time and I'm not even being ironic when I say I would have preferred a mizzy/payton/trish
>asleep 80% of the show
>remaining 20% awake her one trick is baseding out with unbearably cringe discord incel pandering buzzwords
>wigger wigger wigger i hate jet!! it's totally his fault the freeloader cancelled and left production hanging!!!! i'm retarded and don't understand that not every planning failure is jet's fault!!!! wigger wigger wigger!!!!
do you faggots really?
>>211904746>sorry Angelina>we can't bring you back as a freeloader>too many bad calls were made...
>Thanks Bam for coming thorugh I appreciate it.
>No prob Jet. Dannii, did the check clear? It did? Sorry bro I got to go
>>211904720>It's trueKWAB LMFAO
>>211904769>>211904809>dude to extreme circumstances the freeloader could not make it tonightIt's Andy Dick and he got fucking drunk.
>>211904807He didn't quit, he was kicked! We don't want him back!
>>211904807we want him back!
>piss off production by not reacting Bam, sleeping and failing the easiest pranks?
ai slop SFX
Didn't they say they had a freeloader lined up to replace every contestant?
freddy needs to go crawl into bed with direnc asap to save this night
i hope nick's coming onto the podcast and not fishtank, his feeble sickly manlet body can't handle the it
The freeloader is Frank and they're bringing him in while they're all asleep
>They couldnt get an ambulance or whatever to bring this invalid to the house in time
>>211904693Whos this heau and what STD causes that shit on your leg?
>>211904835>>wigger wigger wigger i hate jet!! it's totally his fault the freeloader cancelled and left production hanging!!!! i'm retarded and don't understand that not every planning failure is jet's fault!!!! wigger wigger wigger!!!!>do you faggots really?
>>211904835>season 4>same issues as season 1>not jet's faultYou should really stop deluding yourself into thinking this is a big thing.
>>211904759Paypigs blew their load already and now have to go back to work to recover
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>I'M COMING FISHTANK!!!!!
Licking up Drops of Jupiโs poopi on the floopi
jet it doesnt take much to entertain us make them play twister or some shit
>>211904783No but you should watch it, I don't want to spoil much about it but Mr fucking crabs had a whole fishtank set up in his own basement
you couldn't put on a worse show if you tried. actually someone trying to make a bad show would at least be entertaining. this is just pure, mind numbing ineptitude.
why did the mentally unstable drug addict who is famous for acting disrespectful to his parents and hurting his penis quit :(
>>211904831Spencer is worse, Direnc is the leader of the dogpile nontent crew so one could argue she's worse too, and Aryeh is objectively way more annoying
>>211904658 (OP)>-- Chat trolled Bam's wife into Markyposting IRLsauce ?
I like how Jet kept saying
>Thank you for making this possible
>We really got Bam because of you guys
when really they paid him 20k for one hour and he left
He didnt fw the show at all
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I'm frustrated because there's so much potential but their ideas suck. I say this every year but Jet should've stepped down after season 2
>>211904843bam mogged the wiggers harder than anyone and for that I salute him
Poll results actually interesting so far. Thank you for participating /ftl/
>>211904831Being an attractive girl is content, sorry anon.
>>211904831they've all been pretty bad today desu, probably because of the Cell fucking with their sleep
she's still on the couch
replace the chink and the retard with freeloaders
>>211904831Better than being a fat bald retard that canโt shut the fuck up
>>211904835shut sho ass up jit
If the freeloader isn't a literal fucking subhuman like King Cobra or Chantel and its just some boring nontent faggot like Seth the wiggers should kill themselves.
>Quick! the freeloader didn't show up what do we do
>Loud noise TTS
>>211904896bam is more of a powtank guy
>>211904843Having his wife's perspective on IG live in one window monitor and the tank on the other was funny and depressing.
He goes outside for a smoke and she's like "Alright but go back in one more time and then leave, maybe with the dog." and you can tell he feels his "allotted required time" is done. Like it's straight business. Like in a cartoon like the Simpsons where Krusty does his performance for the kids then you see him backstage chainsmoking, off the clock.
>>211904843Also probably a slap in the face to Bam that Sam, the face of the show, (suck it Jet) didn't bother to show up
i closed the stream when freddy started fangirling on the celebrity guest, how did the rest of the fish react?
>>211904759TTS was off all this morning when I wanted to talk to the cell or to the retards sitting silent down in the living room
I have nothing to say now that all the events are over
>>211904863They didn't have any lined up, they put out the ad the other day
>>211904724Switch top to bottom and this statement is correct. The final question reads even better
did you guys like today's twist
Guys, the freeloader was coming today but his flight is stuck in Qatar and he couldn't make it because of the missiles.
Get out of my ear, for real.
so what happened to the rube goldberg machine?
YOURE HAPPY NOW CLAUDIA??
YOU RUINED FISHTANK YOU MADE JET COMPLACENT
>>211904898No, they recreated the S1 house on a film set in a warehouse
>>211904906exactly as I predicted. You can consider me a fish tank... expert. hehe.
Ben is rubbing Jet's back in the basement.
now that the dust has settled... was it kino?
>>211904915she fucking wasn't in there long and slept most of the night anyway
>>211904933Sat quiet on the milk couch
The only way to make Ellie interesting is to throw shit at her
production is asleep
director cam off
toys off
sfx on
tts on
Day 12 and the house feels like fucking day 35 levels of empty.
>>211904835All of this could've been avoided with even the slightest amount of planning, Jet. It's been 4 fucking seasons.
>>211904731Post the clip where she walks to the yoga mat, sheโs wearing a tight brown top and baggy pants, it was in Korea with hyub
>>211904887I do like the idea of clancy brown as a serial killer but it is in fact off-topic
WIGGER WIGGER WIGGER DON'T EVEN TRY TO BE REASONABLE JUST KEEP CALLING THE CREW WIGGERS LIKE IT'S THEIR FAULT THE FREELOADER CANCELLED
imagine deciding to bring bam margera on as a guest for the worst fishtank cast EVER
>>211904835Neptroon crashing out ITT
>>211904944ellie woke up so the challenge ended
summy being a silly billy
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What went wrong with S4?
>>211904974>tight brown top and baggy pants, it was in Korea with hyubthanks, I will check for it
hey wiseguy where's the top 3 day in this joint?
>>211904933like a washed up drug addict fat loser they dont know showed up
>>211904945idk what youre talking about
>josie will go back to sorting trash by the end of this year
the good timeline
>>211904940>kills the show
>>211904846How many niggers has Alex b killed?
>>211904927>nahh idk babe>the vibes are kinda off in that house
>>211904990Jet is a fat wigger faggot
>>211904998i have nothing sorry ill shut up now
>>211905004Coddled nontent
>>211904978you said you had freeloaders lined up for every contestant that left joopy, its your own fault.
I'M A RETARD WHO HATES JET FOR WORKING HARD!! STUPID WIGGER!!
>>211904902It's insane how this could honestly be an internet phenomenon and not just a cesspool where the only fans hide in 4chan threads and a twitter hashtag but they just simply will not only not try, but actively fuck it up at every turn
remember when jet was like "yeah i got a couple names lined up" to sam
>>211904957she was there until about 3/4, then stayed awake till 5/6 recovering and cleaning her shit freddy messed with. then she slept on the couch off and on which I doubt was very good. shouldve just taken someones bed
>>211904896>Show up to a group of zoomers who don't even know who you are and one millennial who fangirls over you>Uh, set up a half pint and do a kick flip I guess>That's literally all they had planned I guess Jet was expecting Bam to stay a few hours and get to know the cast and maybe generate something, but why the fuck would he? He's based for not spending a single second more than he needed to.
>>211904758yeah check the bant thread
Best cast but with production at their worst, grim and fucked up.
Itโs pretty funny they had โno Duanyeโ in their season 3 guidelines only to get an even bigger, gayer, blacker negro forced onto them.
>>211904990we're in week 1 and haven't seen the full thing play out, past seasons also get a nostalgia buff
>>211904973big surprise they didn't learn from last season
fuckin burnout junkie retards
>>211904927>They spent all day trying to build the Ramp for himIt's so fucking hilarious how little of a fuck Bam gave
>>211904890spencer at least tries to think about content and did something today, and hatewatching the others is more entertaining than being asleep on the couch
>>211904956i think it's good when people get together with their friends and work on creative projects together but i didn't like it and i don't like the people that were involved with it
>>211904835Just pay Jon or Alex B to hang out for 3 weeks. It'll be cheaper than Bams 1 hour, and it'll be good
>>211904956I will NEVER watch that shit no matter how much you try to convince me.
>Fred's body language keeps looking towards the front door
>Hanging out by the front door
>Stared outside the window yesterday commenting on what's outside
Uh oh bros...
>>211905024Harvey steinfuls cock is not that big.
*recites the entirety of Little Shop of Horrors*
No one in the house has said a word in at least 5 minutes
>>211904898Why is it risky using property from a company with money laundering accusations, especially when you are just renting the property? Why would that company have any access to Fishtank funds other than what they are paid for rent? Does every company need to run a background check on every utility/rental/store they purchase from because they could just magically get access to all the business's money? This sounds like a retarded complaint.
Out my ear goofy Niggas
You'll be watching all day tomorrow
>>211905031>best castliterally the only good fish left that actually makes content is Freddy
jesus guys, even if things are sideways at least jet was being honest with you all about what was going on
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>>211905033>we're in week 1
did anything happen today?
>>211904872Four wiggers sitting in a row on computers all day,
Zero bits.
Zero challenges.
Zero anything.
Holy fuck, how much work did Bex, Vance, and Luca really do??
HURR DURR WIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WIGGER WIGGER WIGGER!!! FUCK JET HURR DURR
>>211904969The biggest sign that this season is shit is that I barely have any good images for my Season 4 folder
Season 2 was shit but it generated some quality images
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>>211905004nothingeverhappensxirs....
jet-kun blowning off some steam, we forgive you baby!
Can some ULTRA CHAD fill me in the last 3 hours, i had to dip out right after the Bam Margera reveal as they were setting up the half pipe, what's happened?
Im starting to think this actually is not advantageous
>>211905004i'm going to go out on a limb and say that no such ceasefire existed and it was just trump trying to meme it into existence
>>211904978the show is completely unwatchable freeloader or not
>>211905070this but ironically
>>211905031ben is fucking bald midget cunt and this cast is dogshit
>>211904975>my dwad is a cop
>>211905033>past seasons also get a nostalgia buffwhat are people going to be nostalgic for in s4?
>>211905072I joined the ellieposters and Im just saving her caps at this point. Also the danjaks
>>211905072has more to do with the house and clothes. s1 has very little good screen caps too
>>211904990Everyone was saying season 3 was the worst one when it aired. Is it considered retroactively good now?
HURR DURR WIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID WIGGER WIGGER WIGGERS!!! FUCK JET HAHAHA HURR DURR DURR
TTS is a net negative to the show. prove me wrong
>>211904986her posture's so fucked up. she will 100% develop a humpback in old age. screenshot this
jet literally admitted he can't even sit down and fill out paperwork
Just bring back Jin in some silly costume as a freeloader. Really isn't that hard to get decent content if the wiggers weren't so lazy and broke.
>>211905058Nigger honesty doesn't run shows.
what the fuck am i supposed to do with my night now
>Jet so pissed at Bam for ditching that he's working out to take out his aggression
Ok how do I meet agoraphobic asian girls in their early 20s
words typed just before disaster
>>211905032Laโron was much better than Dumbgay. Heโs was very funny off season and I wish that he didnโt leave early.
imagine being such a fuckup retard you actually blame jet and call him a wigger
>>211904956Claire's reaction stream was a good season finale to the preseason.
I don't care if her face is fucked
I would nut in drench no condom
also her voice is sexy
probably worst day of the season
>>211905044I don't blame him for a second and I almost want him to leave just so this shit can end already
how big is your s4 folder? my record is 6,414 files for season 2
FUCKING WIGGERS!!!!! RUINING MY FREE SHOW STUPID WIGGER WAHH WAHHH WIGGERS!!! FUCK YOUUUU HURR DURR
>>211905099people completely memoryholed how fucking boring it was, 5 days of cleaning, and how bad the henhouse dynamic was during famous house, and how they completely fucked the ending
>>211905032>no Duanye>but also letโs cast not one but two gay black guys
>>211905058four seasons of this and he still doesn't have his shit together
do not listen to anything he says he can't even brush his teeth
>>211905032And how did that make you feel?
>>211905061kek i meant week 2, in any case its ongoing
>>211905058>at least jet was being honest>"STAY TUNED FOR THE NEW FREELOADER TONIGHT... HUGE TWIST INCOMING...">11:59 PM>"uhh yeah theres no freeloader"so honest!
>>211905033>nostalgia buff>season 1 that loware you ab?
>>211905099No one was saying that in the first half. S2 revisionists were just contrarians at the time. At this point after the rv arc and now this whole season, even I long for s2
JET LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER
YOU NEED TO SEND MINTS UPSTAIRS WEARING NOTHING BUT TIGHT SHORTS AND FISHNETS IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THE SHOW.
DO IT.
>invent an imaginary freeloader because Bam just left
jet still giving you guys a workout stream after you all bullied him, be grateful
>>211905023That's all it will be ever be anon, a niche internet show, because Jet lacks the creativity to take it to the next step
>>211904956The only one who can save the tank
He's the key to all of this
S2 dropped off the cliff when Cole left. So did they give up NO! They made the fish suffer for 4 weeks in response. They have to pivot to hate and death
>>211904986Can we crowdfund a tubal ligation for summy so she can fuck in peace and stop aborting her unborn children by stuffing pills up her pussy?
Does she even want to be a mom? She shouldnโt be one right?
>Expected Bam to be enthralled by Fishtank as a concept and stay a bit longer than his allotted hour
>Expected their freeloader to show up and strung along the audience for 5 hours
Production vibe check?
>>211905103This is bad body language, probably gonna quit soon out of boredom.
He keeps looking at the front door.
>>211905103I feel so bad for him guys. He's a beast that wants to provide but is stuck under whippet retard wigger handle
>>211904927She even playfully said to the dogs that Bam was "working". This was just Bam showing up for 60 minutes to claim a paycheck.
Anyone else notice the stripes are changing color? It's freaking me the fuck out
>>211905136Its not free. I pay with my time
>>211905137this lol it happens every single time. famous house was pretty fun for a few days, there were a lot of good moments, and then it completely fell apart by the end. just like every single season of this shit. the truth is - every season fucking sucks
>>211905119It honestly was pretty good until they kicked out all the personalities. Now all we're left with is Freddy carrying the show.
>The fat fuck posting is getting to Jet
I know for a fact this nigger is in these threads reading every fucking post to steal ideas
they probably did plan on bam wanting to stay longer than they paid him for kek
they've seemed defeated since he left
>>211905146yeah faggot was clearly just baiting us. They tried coming up with that gay challenge to help cushion it but these fish truly are just nontent incarnate
>>211905118id like to know too
>>211904712now i need ellie pits more than ellie feet
>>211905033Nostalgia buff is lower than recency bias buff
>>211904374hey you still in this thread baby ;)
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>>211905058>jesus guys, even if things are sideways at least jet was being honest with you all about what was going onAngie is gone
I will not forgive Goran
season 3 gave us famous house, luke, burt and alex
you cant take that away despite the crash and burn it had. it's the best season still
Can't watch right now. Are they at least getting Freddy drunk? Can we expect drunkino later?
I want to be coddled by angie
>>211905004Pretty sure in Trump's tweet he clearly stated that both Israel and Iran will finish their planned attacks tonight and after they're done the ceasefire will start officially.
remember when jimmy made some weird incel video on youtube about Trish after he left s2?
>>211905179no one cares Jet
>>211905041Itโs so simple but they refuse to do it
>cause maybe the greatest night in fishtank history
>still isn't enough to save this season
>show goes right back to nontent
Should he just leave?
did sam even show up for bam?
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>>211905189>Yo this shit is fucking gay. I did cooler stuff when I was 16>Let's get the fuck outta here
dropping a pl8 on jet neptune's stupid fat head
>>211905058Honest about what?
>>211905099in retrospect s3 was 100x more entertaining
there were creative new challenges like everyday
idk what the fuck prod is thinking this season
>>211905189are you a fucking psychotherapist? go back to spamming wigger that's the only insight you could ever provide to this thread retard faggot
they don't deserve freddy
>>211905141I thought it was pretty funny
that markypost really fucked up their momentum for the day huh
fairly certain ellie is into being degraded. she's most active when she's being fucked with and is never in a rush to wash raw egg or whatever off herself. I bet she's bored because no one wants to mess with her
Jet has the physique of a pregnant woman.
>>211905222Yes because it means we can all move on already
just do every s1 challenge and let them each last 1-2 days
its so easy they did it by accident the first time
they're dumb and lazy but because sam's paypigs divert some of daddy's donations they think theyre advancing culture
>Have fucking Bam Margera on as a guest
>Still manage to produce one of the most boring days of fishtank
This needs to be studied
whats even the plan for season 5? this has to the last season right? this shit has been an utter embarrassment
>>211905186it was fine, but the cast wasn't anything brilliant. kind of hard to top Burt and Alex B in the same season together
Uh oh, basement wigger melty in the thread
they installed skate ramps in hopes of persuading Bam to stay longer than the agreed amount of time and it failed LOL
Based Bam big leaguing Jetetty and Sametty like a real carny
Money and miles brother
Didnโt they say something major was happening tonight? Wasnโt there supposed to be a freeloader?
>>211905103This audience is a net negative, specifically these threads. Even when tbey do cool shit thereโs always one faggot markyposting and ruining it for everyone
>>211905248It's the only highlight clip of Bam being there
>>211905160Yeah Im thinking we need another hate and death season
>>211905236The contestants were fun also, not knowing what fishtank is and crashing out so easily lol
>>211905172I mean technically he was working. His job is to get paid by the hour to show up and be "Bam". Did some Bam stuff, a few skateboard tricks, waxxed Freddy (I bet he waxes tons of unsuspecting dudes getting hired for parties and shit), shoots the shit and does "shots" with them (Jackass style!!!! some really NASTY shit! ahaha there's hot sauce in there!), gets his check then peaces out. It's like hiring a clown for a birthday party.
Feel like shit just want her back
just got home, why are all the fish pouting? why is everyone saying this day sucked i saw bam was on
I wish Fishtank was my mom and she aborted me
>>211905187If he was actually stealing ideas from here then the show would be half decent to watch. He just browses these threads and seethes at people calling him fat and retarded.
Hey guys. Sorry for the lost day. Jimmy cancelled on us because we wouldn't let him box Ellie for being a zipperhead mormon puke. We already have some fun stuff in the works for y'all tomorrow so just keep tuning in. Thanks
bill ottman dropping change like an oaf at checkout
Today was the grimmest day of s4. What were those days for the previous seasons
It's going to break my heart if Daniel never breaks out of his shell. I've never felt such a connection to a fish before. I wish I could talk to him face to face.
>>211905041Theyre blacklisted, best I can offer is Tayleigh
>>211905243"maybe I'm too powerful for this shit" - freddy, last night
>Convince Sam to pay Bam Margera 20000 dollars for a cameo
>He comes in, marky posts, and then leaves after 60 minutes
>New freeloader is too retarded to even show up
Jet and Daniel are the same person
>Could have activities rewarded with fishbuxs to keep the fish active.
>Nope. Let's spend that cash to hire a washed-out celeb.
>IT WILL BE SO KINO, YOU GUYS!
Fishtank fell off.
Jet will be gooning to Ivy Wolk to cope.
>>211905041Jon needs the money too, he probably has a lot of debt from the failed ADL project
Jet could even cast it as helping Jon out rather than being desperate for content
>>211905289bam was literally the only thing that happened today. vibes are grim
>>211905022>Jet>working hard?
>>211905238he's actually right though dumbass
wiggers are SEETHING, and they're doing it for free
>>211905135>pictures>436 files>10gb????
wtf is this standoff between Ellie and Freddy? is he waiting for her to say something?
>>211905321still gay, unlikely to change.
>>211905044I feel like Ellie will be next to go due to Ayreh finally annoying the shit out of her
I HEAR BETTY DOWN IN THE BASEMENT
The nostalgia critic would have been a better guest
>>211905321out of stolen adderall
Whatโs going on between Ellie and Freddy feeling some vibes between them
>>211904835disgusting fat fuck
Jet I have a idea for tomorrow, get a cattle prod and have Ellie pull up her shirt and pull her sweatpants around her hips, then have her prod herself in the uterus until she cums.
This will save Fishtank
>alone
>no music
>no anything
>half-assed workout
This is sad
>>211905271I thought the cast was fun and bounced off each other well. But Goran loves fucking things up and kicked out almost half the cast in a single week.
>>211905204Crazy that the people who made Famous House are now making Boring House
>>211905328Shitting on the wiggers is the only source of Kino you'll get out of these threads
This silence throughout the house is crushing. I miss Angie.
>>211905301the peter reign of terror is still unmatched
only thing that comes close is s3 thanksgiving
>Jet thought Bam would somehow "vibe" with the nontent house and stick around
kwab
>>211905313how the fuck are jet and daniel the same person?
>>211905341I can hear her convulsing on the Laundry Room cam, the wiggers need to give her cock STAT to save her life.
>>211905337she's a fucking bitch who doesn't share lighters or contribute to her community
Reminder this was the cell in S2, the worst season before 4. How far we have fallen
>>211905238Kill yourself Jet
>>211905284That's exactly what happened, but Jet played it off as if this was somehow the audience convincing him to come and visit
>>211904990easily the cast. Most of them are duds
ELLIE UPDATE: SHE CROCHETS
gonna go suck chris lynch's dick.
wish me luck!!!
>>211905296Kay.
Get some beauty rest, princess. You deserve it. Good night.
>>211905222Fredbros, stay litty y'all
Never forget we had a 'spin the dreidel' as one of the beef challenges
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marky
ciara
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i need to piss so fucking bad omg
JET SUICIDE ATTEMPT ON GARBAGE BENCH WITH ONE PLATE REP NOT A DRILL
ITS HAPPENING
Reminder that Bam Margera is coddled nontent, and the only entertaining thing about his entire appearance is his whore stick wife reading my marky message out loud twice
I choose to believe that Jet is working out because Bam called him fat.
>>211905344the nostalgia critic is unironically 10x better than this show
>>211905387hope you can find it
>>211905222What do you think was the greatest night in ft history?
>>211905387fuck you, Ben, that's my line
>>211905360>goes to the kentucky derby at his leisure>limited income but still doesnt have to worry about anythinghe won
>>211905371they're both bad at everything they do
>>211905103>tfw you go from meeting one your celebrity idol to snap right back to wigger produced boredom
>>211905313This is cringe. I don't like the wiggers or whatever but Jet made one of the most culturally significant internet products of the decade, Daniel has done nothing even remotely as important.
>>211905208this looks real
>>211905370>WE'RE INSPIRED BY JACKASS!>Hey guys the vibes are off can we stop being mean to each other for today
i had a great evening hanging out with my friends and i tuned into fishtank and ruined my night within 5 minutes of watching
>>211905352>>211905337he doesn't like her because she gave out to him for not knowing there was instructions on how to put the roman/greek outfit on Aryeh. then yesterday he discovered she hid a lighter from him or something
>>211905323but why are freddy and spencer catatonic? wheres drench and arye?
why jet working out? is sam mad at him?
>>211905334i put my screen recordings in there too like bam's wife's ig live
I cant think of anything good production has actually done. The cell was terrible until freddy made it fun
jet so mad he's working out
>Jet made one of the most culturally significant internet products of the decade
the only reason ppl are saying szn 3 is best is bc the ppl here are szn 3 watchers, its not a fair and accurate poll, in fact thats very bad.
>>211905313This is a stupid ass post lol. Jet sucks but he's still a cool guy and he has good ideas.
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>>211905418Daniel has also me too'd significantly less women so I'd say they are about even.
Bill ottman suggesting tj and claire everytime jet asks which fish should be brought back
Glad I decided to watch Israel get bombed instead of this slop still no freeloader after bam?
>>211905436He got gypped by Bam
>>211905418>culturally significant internet producthe literally just ripped off ice poseidonโs prison stream and got sam hyde to bait people in
>>211905302I don't understand how anybody could actually connect with Daniel. He's basically a shell of a young person, there's nothing redeeming here.
>>211905410where simbal was trying to fuck Binx but Ian was shitfaced wasted and Binx was trying to take care of him, pissing off simbal so he had to convince ian to go to bed. It was insane how simbal was reacting/behaving
>>211905370Did Jet actually think this or is this only what the streets are saying
Is it worth finding and watching the bam margera fishtank content when it becomes available if I'm a hardcore earth rocker who only cares about bam and hasn't actually watched or cared about fishtank since season one?
so the freeloader was just ricky berwick?
>>211905430Why doesnt he just ring the bell? Why is this cast such a bunch of fucking bores
You guys like S2 because it kept you company through your lonely ass holidays
>>211905454impressive collection anon
>freddy trying to rape Ellie
This will backfire on him
>>211905451Does anyone have the clip of his wife saying it
jet doesn't know how to workout
Is this the least amount of effort they put into a season?
i need to sniff smellie ellie's butthole
I think these people are still processing the cell now they donโt know what to do with themselves
>>211905418>Daniel has done nothing even remotely as importa-APAWOGIZE
>>211905313You're getting assraped for making this post and honestly good. We talk shit about Jet and production but at the end of the day we like them and we just want the show to be entertaining.
>>211905215in what universe does that make any sense
is ellie drunk or on drugs?
she's acting differently than she ever has. like a housewife that just dropped her kids off at school and drinks wine and takes pills.
bill ottman writing in his burn book
>>211905495>Is this the least amount of effort they put into a season?Yep
>we'll never know Freddy's true potential because the rest of the cast was such nontent that he had no one to play off of minus Drenc once or twice
Imagine if he had a Alex B or a Simbol to play off of
if I was there I would start the perfect nonchalant and conversation from a socially acceptable distance and you would all be in awe of my rizz
if they plan on making some money they're going to need ellie to start talking to the camera tomorrow like josie did
I've been awake for 84 hours. gonna try to get some sleep now, guys, wish me luck.
>>211905498no one won even 1k.
>>211905004Lol these retards wanted to squeeze out a few last missiles and now they're saying the ceasefire is in effect
>>211905460the show sucks
>>211905356I fucking hate watching people lift poorly. There's so much easily accessible content/guides on youtube these days that there's no excuse to look completely lost. That's not to say you should be perfectly on point but yeah. It's the same thing with Sam which is even more disappointing.
>>211905497same anon, same
>>211905460"I think I might be too powerful for this shit" - freddy, last night
>>211905474They made a whole thing to clean out the house with professional cleaners and to get rid of the beer, it's obvious he wanted Bam to stay more than just 45 minutes lol
>>211905110He would've been cheaper and made more content than Bam but Jet is still seething too much to invite him back
>>211905313are you retarded lol
>>211905505I feel sheโs starting to feel a bit burnt out from everybody in the house
>>211905524He has the good ideas. Shut up.
>>211905505isnt she still menstruating
>>211905505She has been getting more chatty as the show goes on, but she always goes silent in group chats.
>>211905505she has been drinking beer since Bam showed up
>>211905151>uhhh hey mints>we need another goblin eye candy in the tank>starting tomorrow you're the new freeloader
>>211905524>nobody wants to watch a fat balding old man workout Jin was right
>>211905451God damn this guy is living my dream. Get paid $20k just to show up at some losers house, then go get blasted and fuck your hot(ish) girlfriend
>bore your only good fish to tears and make him lose motivation
>>211905498there's nothing to process
>>211905503>>211905453>>211905418>>211905544Jet really didnt like being compared to Daniel lmao
>>211905460direnc isn't around
>>211905505She'll be leaving soon obviously
JET IS IN THE GARAGE FAILING TO WORK OUT PROPERLY
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE'S GETTING KEKED BY JERRY
INB4 SUDDENLY PRODUCTION SAYS JERRY ISN'T COOL OR FUNNY ANYMORE
>>211905532hang in there, jet, i still believe in you!!!!!!!!!
>>211905476the angiefags are annoying but this is unironically gonna be looked fondly upon come next season. we had potential, and it was completely squandered. just like every single season
>>211905441Thatโs like two months of complete toenail clipping neglect. Can this wigger even tie his shoes? Does he get ben to clip for him?
>>211905509true. I feel bad for how bored this nigga looks
>>211905532>mfw I spend 30k on Bam's appearance and he was so bored with my show he left after an hour
>>211905474I'm paraphrasing but IIRC when he was in the bedroom solo speaking to the camera like 10 mins after Bam arrived to shill the steam game he also dropped something like "bam here for the night" which ya know would mean more than 60 minutes, right?
>>211905418is the culturally significant internet product in the room with us?
jet is the female version of daniel
did bam really markypost? wasn't here for his cameo
>>211905510i would lift her shirt and blow raspberries on her tummy personally
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>>211905569>HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE'S GETTING KEKED BY JERRYwhat happened?
>>211905580not gonna lie, nifty did it better
every day that goes by without bringing back angie only worsens the curse that has even placed on the show
ellie is the only person in the tank provided content
it's so over right now
>>211905410When famous house revealed to be fishtank. Nothing beats that shit.
Direnc literally told Ben she didn't care about being entertaining and was essentially using this as a free vacation.
Boot her ass off and get someone willing to actually play the game. Get rid of Aryeh and Ellie too.
jet is never going to work out again is he.
>>211905580this looks like if arye created a workout routine
>Freddy getting cucked
This pleases me
put jet on the treadmill
every tts adds 2 minutes to his workout
>>211905509I think he'd quit already if there were other fish matching his level
Freeloader ideas:
Fouseytube
Andy Dick
HowtoBasic
Alex Jones
WorldofTShirts
Pyrocynical
Destiny
Former contestants/loaders:
Frank, Fatty, Jon, Burt, Alex B, Jeff, Letty, Binx, Cole, Scott MMA, Ted
https://x.com/Grubbloid/status/1937317399700877332
>>211905495yes. even the cell had freeloaders
>>211905313Why would you even make this post? You claim to be a fan but you compare one of the guys who work the hardest on it to a fucking retarded loser and call them wiggers. We need to chill out because this shit is getting way out of hand and some crazy shit is being said.
They should tell Aryeh that Iran assassinated Spongebob
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>>211905481>ring the bell>mints comes up>uhhh here play I guess tug of war>fumbles with the rope for 15 minutes>instantly lose because of incompetence and shitty explanation of the rules>spend three hours in the doghousewhat's the fucking point?
whatever happened to space tank ... why is the theme so ass
>>211905580need that weight to fall and splatter his skull like a little KWAB
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stupid fat fuck
>>211905619Lmao this is funny now
>Boot Dirench's ass off and get someone willing to actually play the game
yeah good idea it's not like she stayed in the cell for 24 hours or anything, totally not playing the game
you fucking stupid nigger retard
>>211905612this, the only reason he hasnโt rage quit over direnc is that he wants to fuck her.
>>211905616We can see you typing on your phone Jet.
>>211905619>wiggers>work hardthat's a good one
Update: Fred was just waiting to brush his teeth
>>211905629They canโt afford that shit they waste their money kek
>>211905532he deserves to think that every waking moment of the rest of his life
>>211905625Iโd love to push this irony poisoned disabled freak into the ocean
>>211905589https://gofile.io/d/6G2Ix6
angie's elimination happened too soon and threw the show off course. 5 fish (+1 replacement) by day 8 is le not good!
jet neptune just said "music is not that good"
>>211905481>ring the bell>"chug 2 beers challenge" between someone who doesnt drink and freddyhmm i wonder why no one rings the bell
>>211905629>whatever happened to space tank ... why is the theme so assNo theme faggots like it this way as evidenced by poll results
>>211905629it's clear jet and ben were given full creative control and they are in over their heads.
i want to see them do the Bullet in the Head challenge and only Jet can participate
>>211905617i love how the white version of ebonics is just redneck speak
>>211905004>IRAN YOU'RE ACTING LIKE COLE RIGHT NOW
>>211905356keep bully me and i WILL fight u
No one has said a word in 20 minutes
>music is not that good
jet doesnโt like music based
What room will my Nontent Queen sleep in tonight?
Im betting 4 so she doesnโt have to deal with Ayreh
>>211905629space tank was too expensive they needed to spend 30k for Bam Margera to show up for a hour.
Ease up on production I don't actually think they're that bad, they're just stressed out right now.
having a tea party with my jet neptune labubu and my scott sullivan mma labubu i'm going to make them kiss each other later
>>211905680the silence is deafening
>>211905617only he can save us now
>ELLIE UPDATE
She called jet a manbaby
jet is the most raped individual to ever exist.
>I love jet - ellie
jet accomplished the only thing he was trying to accomplish this season, he's gonna extra not try for the rest of the season now
>>211905681That's just him regurgitating something Sam said one time.
>Jet trying to work out
>donator sends Ellie and others to check on him
>he's now too self-conscious to work out more
What happened after bam showed up?
>>211905638Man all that content she did (complaining and crying) really made today so much more interesting.
Why do the fish sleep all day and sleep all night? Are they stupid?
>>211905135screenshot folder: 236mb
webm folder: 133mb
fish folders other than ellie: 247mb
ellie folder: 281mb
>>21190567820lb bicept curl, 2 sets of 6
still bulking just in case
>>21190569030K just for a marky post
>>211905313IF YOU POST THIS AGAIN I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN
>>211905681how the fuck is it based to not like music
Jin somewhere in Japan joker laughing at the incompetence of the wigger faggots
>>211905707his ghoulish gf marky posted
BAM LEFT EARLY BECAUSE HIS WIFE GOT MARKY-PILLED IN HER DM'S
>Freddy has been dead silent for the last hour+
Unironically it has never been so over. I didnt even realize he was still sitting on the stairs
>>211905702>music not that goodmeanwhile both of them 100% jerk off their niche interest music tastes
cannot stand anyone who listens to these faggots advice
>>211905673niggers stole redneck speak to create ebonics, retard
Jet gooned elli as some point recently shes been trying to cope ever since so give her a break
>>211905707NOTHING
THEY'VE BEEN SITTING IN SILENCE FOR 8 HOURS
>Ellie is so boring that Aryeh, the autist who literally can't read people or understand people or even socialize, knows she's incredibly boring and tries to get her to open up
>>211905709they're over it
>>211905135>season 1 folder, 259 files>season 2 folder, 182 files>season 3 folder, 109 files>season 4 folder, 15 filesi don't feel so good
>>211905709cell was last night. it's production's fault, not theirs
>>211905659This. They should have counted Jin's kicking as the first elimination and waited
>>211905734theyโre not the same retard
tonight we hang jet neptune
>>211905710that many ellies at your fingertips is almost too much power for one man
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF BEX WERE STILL PART OF THE SHOW
SHE WAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE PRODUCTION CREW
IN SEASON 2
IN BLOODGAMES
IN THE CELL
IN BITCHTANK
>>211905707production kept teasing a new freeloader, no one did anything, then it hit 11:59 PM, Jet said over the speakers no freeloader, then they just cut the stream in a rage.
Jet just attempted to do a tricep workout, then he did a shoulder workout, then he did a bicep workout and lastly a back workout.
Wtf is he doing? No wonder he's fat
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>>211905747fuuuuuuuuuuuck
imagine an alternate universe where someone else was sam's top soldier and ran fishtank and jet was a contestant instead. how would he fare?
freddy about to heem himself into the coffee table
>>211905751>so it would seem we both have autism donโt we?
>>211905771Ok well she fucks actual niggers, so desu i like the trade off
>>211905755how much money did they lose from season 3?
>>211904658 (OP)season 2 is easily the best. season 3 was amazing for 2 weeks and then they completely fucked it. at least with season 2 there was at least 2-3 all time moments every week
>>211904658 (OP)During season 2 you guys were constantly complaining about how bad it was compared to season 1. Glad to see things are are changing
S4>S2>S1>Bloodgames>BitchTank>S3
>>211905673You know why leftists all say "ya'll" constantly, right? Because they worship niggers, who say "ya'll". You know where niggers stole "ya'll", right? Southerners.
So leftists say ya'll to seem more folksy and down to earth like their favorite subhuman NIGGERS while simultaneously hating southern rural salt of the earth Americans who originated the contraction, and wanting them to die.
>>211905772They didnโt even go through all the application, Iโm not sure what heโs expecting with the fans lol
>>211905694paytroonmaxing*
literally just sat there doing fuckall like the ugly molested dyke she is.
jet and aryeh are the exact same shape
>>211905605>Direnc literally told Ben she didn't care about being entertaining and was essentially using this as a free vacation.Every time the wiggers try the "BE ENTERTAINING WHEN WE GIVE YOU NOTHING TO DO!" they need to be rebuked to their fucking face.
>>211905784MONKAY KANG MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAAAA
>>211905796Saying the current season is worse than the last is /ftl/ tradition
>>211905785dare to imagine a better world (pretend i attached a picture of conner o'malley here we're at the image limit)
>>211905797I00000000000000l
Trumpfag mindbroken over ebonics
>>211905796THIS IS RAGEBAIT DO NOT REPLY
>>211905797Yโall crackas trippin
>>211905605>Direnc literally told Ben she didn't care about being entertaining and was essentially using this as a free vacation.She said she wasnt trying to be entertaining she was just trying to be herself
>>211905110>>211905542Jin already flew back to Japan and Jet isn't going to spend another $3k on plane tickets for the guy who punked him
>>211905605What "game" exactly?
>>211905784you now remember when brayden read the sign penthouse, said "penthouse," and jet kicked him thinking he knew what the show was
i'm Marky Thompson and this is The Nosebleed
>>211905808Always will be
>>211905747lot of words and headcanon for Arye the giant manbaby, self-described "mental 17 year old", hitting on the only 10/10 girl who has ever humored his autistic ranting bullshit
>>211905625thank god that freak isnt coming
>>211905804fucking this, people were pissy with direnc when she said that but that should be a wake-up call to the wiggers to GIVE HER SOMETHING TO DO. SHE WILL FULL-SEND IT AND CONTENT WILL BE MADE. It's so fucking obvious it's completely baffling to me they just won't do anything about it
>>211905796Swap s3 with s1 and it's unironically objectively correct and if you disagree you don't belong here
>>211905753im assuming 14 images of bam margera and one piss dump webm
>vibes STILL haven't recovered from the Angie elimination
Holy shit.
>>211905810connor o malley would fr save this crapslop
Oh no bros
Ellie is staying in Elimination Room 3
>>211904749https://x.com/rickyberwick/status/1937336383770972529?s=46 His excuse
>could we do this tomorrow instead
Why don't you go upstairs if you want to sleep Aryeh you fat piece of shit.
>>211904835They're mentally ill unironic fags, can you blame them?
>>211905896yeah bullshit. you dont get carried onto a plane like luggage for a birthday party
>>211905829what happened was he didn't turn his phone off when he handed it in, and when he went to the confessional he gave out his socials to the camera, so then his phone started blowing up with instagram notifications and production thought that it must have been his friends who knew he was going to be on the show because of how quick it happened because they didn't hear him give out his socials
>>211905919its jsut a bunch of fishtank fans having a tour and dont actually want to entertain
fuck everyone except fred
eliminating fred's sidekick so early will go down as one of the worst decisions in fish tank history