Can't believe the entire internet was somehow memed into thinking the prequels are good movies.
I'd probably kill some kids too
Kids fuckin' suck
>>211905960 (OP)Dude spurged out and murdered women and children in ep 2 and no one gave a fuck.
>>211905960 (OP)if you think about them as future obi wans or yodas, even a normal person with no bitter heart would consider it, as a matter of public service
>>211905960 (OP)it's a quasi-medieval setting with trillions of sapient lifeforms. just like back in the dark ages nobody gives a fuck about killing a few kids. they were old enough to wield a lightsaber and that means they were old enough to be threats to the new empire. only dumb fuck niggers like you can't understand this. it should be illegal for non-whites to post on this website
>>211905997zoomoids have some ridiculous grudge against millennials who were only preteens when the terrible episode 1 came out
>>211905960 (OP)He was about to lose his baby momma. This is no different than going to Iraq in 03 and fucking some kamikazis up.
It's called hypnosis. Sheev could even make women pregnant with it.
>>211906201SEETHING NIGGER DETECTED. PAKIJEETNIGGERS BACK TO THE THIRDIE WORLD WHERE YOU BELONG
ALERT. ALERT. SEETHING NIGGERPOO DETECTED. LOCK DOWN ALL ROACH SIZED ACCESS VENTS, HARD LIQUOR, AND UNDERAGED FEMALE RELATIVES. ALERT. ALERT. SEETHING NIGGERPOO DETECTED.
B8 thread.
An skin's downfall was spread across 3 2h long movies.
By the moment of severing Windu's hand he was already mentally ready to kill the children. Severed hand was just his "So be it" moment.
>>211905960 (OP)Think of it like Anakin is a guy who killed a bunch of kids as civilian casualities in Vietnam or the Middle East during his tour and then goes back home and has a nervous breakdown and kills a bunch of white kids.
He blew up a control ship full of innocent droids when he was a kid and relished it. He was destined to be a psychopath.
>>211905960 (OP)He already killed kids in the last movie, and he had to go all in with Palpatine after he betrayed Mace Windu.
>>211906070They are aliens/animals.
I hate them and I slaughtered them all in kotor, even the women and the children
>>211905960 (OP)imagine if he never received any training and just became a god tier pod racer that wasn't aware that the force existed and used it to give him catlike reflexes
>>211905960 (OP)The flaw with Anakin is that he's kind of an annoying asshole from the start of Episode 2 so his downfall doesn't really come off as tragic. They should've made him more charismatic and likable.
>>211906338SEETHENIGGER COPELANUS, THE PYGMY NIGGER OF THE JEETCHOD FAMILY AND THE NIGGERSHIT GENUS
>>211905960 (OP)He already killed sand people women and children before.
Do you faggot even watch the shit your criticize?
>"I will do anything that you ask."
Anakin says this to only two people, The Emperor and Padme. Its his slave-morality creeping in, offering subservience and obedience to attain his goals.
>>211906350>Think of it like Anakin is a guy who killed a bunch of kids as civilian casualities in Vietnam or the Middle East during his tour and then goes back home and has a nervous breakdown and kills a bunch of white kids.That makes a lot of sense
>>211906639NIGGERS LOVE TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A NIGGER TOILET AND YOU SWALLOW GREEDILY
YOU ARE NIGGER COMPOST
> "Discussions with Master Windu...went out the window."
>>211906019Lmao i had a big post writted up to op but nah this
/thread
>>211905960 (OP)>is more powerful than the rest of the Jedi and knows ithe should've went indie like Dooku did instead of cucking out to the Sith
>>211906706enough
time to deal with your insolence
>>211906805he also could've been a Martin Luther like figure that criticized the Church but still loved Jesus and started a Jedi order of his own
>>211905960 (OP)>suddenlyNigga, have you watched the prequels? 5 hours have been leading to that moment. It's only sudden and unexpected for you if you are drooling retard with sub 80 IQ.
Which, unfortunately, is majority of the SW fans.
>>211905997Youll appreciate it with time the convolutedness is the point
>>211905960 (OP)It was. Hayden shouldโve been in Phantom Menace. Get rid of the stupid kid Anakin and the dumb Christ allegory bullshit. Couldโve built up the romance with Padame sooner instead of rushing shit.
>>211907049They're immediately portrayed as psychotic monsters in A New Hope so it's' hard for me to feel sorry for them.
>>211907071Agreed. Starting him out as a child wasn't necessary and was just Lucas beating us over the head with "look how innocent Darth Vader used to be". I also would've preferred something horrible happened during the Clone Wars that gave him PTSD and caused him to snap instead of being paranoid about his possibly wife dying. The warfare didn't traumatize him at all.
>>211905960 (OP)>Like suddenly willingly killing literal children wtfthe best time to treat cancer is in it's early stages
>>211905960 (OP)>"I am joining the dark side to save my unborn child.">kills an entire school of children??? I don't get it was Anakin a republican?
>>211906805>went indie like DookuYeah he should have been like Dooku.
>>211907283He wouldn't get ACK'd like Dooku did. Obi-Wan is merciful and disfigures the hell out of you instead.
>>211905997i like them (2 and 3) because anakin has the only interesting arc in star wars and he is cool and literally me irl
>>211907253fucking this. He would have voted for FUCKING drumph!!! thats why i can't stand anakin, he probably doesn't even care about a woman's right to her own body.
>>211905997They're not very good movies but the soundtrack and sound effects are great. I'm going to pull up Duel of the Fates now.
how did darth lose he had the high ground?
>>211907231Council forbids him to see Padame. she breaks it off. She thinks heโs dead in the Clone Wars and just like Toney movie movies on to Obi Wan.
>>211907591he underestimated kenobis power
>>211907591obi-wan had the higher ground from a certain point of view
>>211905960 (OP)George fucked up starting the story tooearly with a kid actor.
>>211907231>The warfare didn't traumatize him at all.this is where teh fun begins
>>211907745I guess the signs of him becoming a ruthless murderer were already there
>>211907682honestly love triangle with Obi would have been at least believable to chimp out over. not "i had a bad dream". especially if he thinks she's pregnant with his babies
>>211907927this but with Ki-Adi Mundi and the council is cool with it which makes Anakin sperg out
>>211907927It had to be a love triangle for him to hate Obi Wan and the council as much as he does. Hated council for making him break it off, hates Obi Wan because as you said, thinks he knocked her up
>>211908151You might be memeing about BBC but it would give Anakin a stronger motive to chop Mace's hand off for Palpatine. Mace being a strict guy that wouldn't promote him to master while secretly being a corrupt piece of shit could potentially be kino.
>>211908233>>211907927Pretty sure this was a deleted scene in ROTS where palpatine hinted that Padme and Obiwan were too close.
>>211907927>>211908233They've kept some scenes of Anakin being insecure about Kenobi in the movie so it created some subtle feeling it's not just the dream of Padme dying that bothered Anakin but also that Kenobi takes more spot by Padme than he'd like him to.
>>211908233It would also give Anakin more of a reason to force choke Padme. It seemed odd for him to do that when he was insanely in love with her and did all of the bad things to save her life.
>>211908404It just seemed like Lucas didnโt really want to fully commit. The dream thing is stupid. He shouldโve went all in on Greek tragedy
>>211908404>>211908482>>211908456The comic adaptation implied it a bit harder
>>211908294>stronger motive to chop Mace's handNot needed, Mace is about to kill an unarmed prisoner.
>>211908482The dream was the best part of the entire film, and arguably the best plot device in all of Starwars. It's the most surreal, believable, yet impossible element to the entire series, producing a dilemma that most people would get rattled by. If you don't get the significance of the dream, how it ties in to the powers granted by the Force, and to Anakin as the chosen one, then you are lost.
>>211906127Op didnโt say killing kids was the problem, the problem is he went from a good person to killing kids in like one scene
>oh man look at all this Character Development that happened off-screen
>you didn't watch the tie-in merchandising?
>well don't worry none of it has any impact on the films or characters (but we'll pretend they do to justify Lucas being a massive hack)
>>211908686not to mention the reason for doing it
>yeah I know you pretty much revealed you were lying about multiple things this entire time and controlling both side of the war (which likely include those times somebody tried to kill padme) but you state some story about totally bring somebody back to life which I will totally believe and never question for actual proof
>>211908632Anikin also dreamed he came back to Tatooine and freed all the slaves. Not credible and a shit plot device.
>>211905997>somehowIt's called Disney pouring millions into its advertising empire.
>>211907927Love triangle would've sucked ass and made him extremely dislikeable because everyone would just call him a cuck. The fact that he had a vision of his mother and then she died lends credibility (in his mind) to the vision of Padme. The movie just needed a more plausible reason why he should believe the dark side can save people from death, because as it stands his fall is because Palpatine told him "I can save her. Source: dude trust me".
>>211908632True
Dream was great and added to the mystery.
Disney follow up with Palpatine manipulauting Anakin to have that dream was stupid af.
>>211906899That's what his son was meant to be but Disney are retarded hacks.
>>211909063There needed to be a lot more time between when he killed the tribal Muslims, I mean sand people, and his fall. Like the killing of the Muslims, I mean sand people should have been a regretable mistake, but then he gets more outcast from everyone after it, and more isolated, and the Jew, I mean sheev, becomes his only supporter, and he needed a lot more scenes with the Jew, I mean sheev setting him up to fail over and over, without him knowing. Basically epicode one should have started with him being 16, not a kid. And the third movie should have started with the Muslim killing and the entire movie should have been his slide into dark side
Just ask yourself what could make a man hate this much? A bad dream, or your best friend fucking your wife? I know alot of you virgins have never been cheated on, but it makes people murder eachother all the time
>>211905960 (OP)Only 4 layers is pretty beta
>>211909063Not really. Heโs being told by the council of asshole Jedis he has to end his romance with Padme because Jedis are not allowed to love. They have to be robots which goes against the bullshit they spout. So he ends it with Padame but is extremely resentful. Padame finds out sheโs pregnant but is scared to tell him so she tells Obi Wan. Obi Wan consoles and councils her. But Palpatin tells Anakin Obi Wan is fucking around with his woman behind his back and what a bunch of dicks the Council is. Classic Romeo and Juliet stuff. Versus โI had a bad dream, I must murder everyone to save Padame but I will also try to kill herโ
>>211909440Jedi told them not to fuck people Becuase it causes problems, continues to go ahead and fuck padma, and it causes problems. Jedi werenโt assholes.
Itโs like when you tell your kids not to do drugs, and then you started smoking pot and you still live at home, but itโs not the drugs fault, itโs your parents somehow.
>>211905960 (OP)Lucas was assblasted from comments that the Prequels were "too kiddy" and "to sell toys". So, he overcompensated by having that scene to show how adult and serious Star Wars is. I'm not kidding.
>"No Anakin. Even after secretly flying across the universe and crossing oceans of stars together to rendezvous at my lush home planet far away from the prying eyes of your religious order and my senatorial duties and decorum where we spent the day running in verdant green fields, rolling and laughing in the grass and swimming in crystal waters, even after a private romantic dinner at a idyllic lakeside villa, and even now in this tranquil, dark room, next to this soft fire lighting me in a warm ethereal glow, with my tight supple body agonizingly writhing in desire just mere inches away from you as my hormones and pheromones enrapture every essence of your heightened Jedi senses, just practically begging for you to envelope me in your immense arms and consume me in mad, carnal animal passion, you still can't have me. Not my heaving breasts, not my subconscious desire for you to choke me until my eyes roll so back into my skull I literally see the face of the Naboo gods but all I can manage to say to them when I try to speak comes out as inane babble in moaning, primal grunts. No Anakin, you're a Jedi and I'm a senator. I am so dedicated to my political duties that I plucked my pubic hair into the shape the Republic emblem tonight, but no, you're never going to see that. We would be living a lie, like how I'm lying about how I am totally not wearing one of those vibrating LED buttplugs whose light matches the colour of your lightsaber. I'm so sorry about your feelings about all this, even now I regret programming R2 to record our now not happening love making session so he could play it back for us in a 3D hologram, I shouldn't have put him up to that. Oh Anakin, I hope you understand. If you'll excuse me, I will retire. That fruit you fed me earlier has given me some mad indigestion and I wouldn't want to relieve myself by passing gas in front of you. I'm now going to my quarters to sleep in nothing but this rare, black Nubian silk high cut thong. Alone."
>>211907106This is true but its about anakin giving in to his base desire for revenge, hes losing control
>>211909784Uh, im raping you with the Force
>>211909885just like what Palpatine did with your mom?
>>211910303I love how this guy looks like a goofball and a chad at the same time.
>>211906406Also there was like, 5 Nemoidians in the control room or something probably.
>>211909022>buy star wars>make three sequels>bank everything on the sequels (theme park, hotel, etc.)>prequels end up looking better by comparisonGenius marketing by Disney
>>211905960 (OP)Anakin was children kill-able in AotC.
Then few years of the Clone Wars that are Vietnam on steroids happenes on top of that.
Anakin would have been able to kill those kids before the death of the Windu.
He was just clinging onto Jedi Code to stay civil. Remember he said to Padme that "He wants more but knows he should not". It's human ambition and passion vs restraint.
When Windu said "He is too dangerous to be kept alive", the very same thing Sith Palpatine said before, Anakin realized that the Jedi Code is not worth of clinging onto and that he is free to do whatever the fuck he wants and has to do.
Even killing children.
Prequels audience response redpills me on the average person's IQ hard as fuck. There are too many people with close to no cognitive functions.
>slayed zoomers who would be the future problem
he did nuffin rong
besides that they didn't even show him killing them
so probably he spared most of them to train as inquisitors
>>211905960 (OP)He only did it to keep Padme alive. He didnโt enjoy it.
>>211910834> When Windu said "He is too dangerous to be kept alive", the very same thing Sith Palpatine said before, Anakin realized that the Jedi Code is not worth of clinging onto I caught onto this when I was 9 years old watching it for the first time. Itโs crazy other people donโt.
>>211910305That movie is like a fever dream, I barely remember it
>>211912518>>betrays MaceThat was all Windu's fault
>>211908631
In the novelization, he doesn't kill them personally. He finds the kids protected by a Jedi master, kills the master, then steps aside and lets the clones gun down the kids.
I wonder if people would've found that more believable.
>>211911097young Hayden would've been an excellent Lucifer
>>211907907The main 3 of McGregor McDiarmid and Christensen are all great casting choices, not even the biggest prequel haters deny that
Yeah the transition from angry to genocidal was a tad too quick.
>>211906070The entire human population of the SW galaxy view non-humans as sub-sentient. The Empire was notorious for not letting non-humans in the ranks, a few slipped by, but it's almost all human. Palpatine was a speciesist. So was Padme. She didn't really care about the Sand People.
They sure as fuck didn't care when they killed hundreds of Geonosians. They were killing factory workers left and right, with no fucks given. Maybe it's a Naboo trait, idk, but it seems like it's a galactic wide sentiment. Non-human=shit.
Except for the Rebel fags.