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Anonymous No.211905960 >>211906070 >>211906081 >>211906127 >>211906220 >>211906301 >>211906350 >>211906414 >>211906461 >>211906500 >>211906533 >>211906795 >>211906805 >>211906897 >>211906919 >>211907071 >>211907247 >>211907253 >>211907741 >>211909402 >>211909636 >>211910834 >>211911136 >>211912493
His downfall was too fast
Like suddenly willingly killing literal children wtf
Anonymous No.211905997 >>211906200 >>211906943 >>211907475 >>211907552 >>211909022
Can't believe the entire internet was somehow memed into thinking the prequels are good movies.
Anonymous No.211906019 >>211906799
I'd probably kill some kids too
Kids fuckin' suck
Anonymous No.211906070 >>211906459 >>211908295 >>211916567
>>211905960 (OP)
Dude spurged out and murdered women and children in ep 2 and no one gave a fuck.
Anonymous No.211906081
>>211905960 (OP)
if you think about them as future obi wans or yodas, even a normal person with no bitter heart would consider it, as a matter of public service
Anonymous No.211906127 >>211906201 >>211908686
>>211905960 (OP)
it's a quasi-medieval setting with trillions of sapient lifeforms. just like back in the dark ages nobody gives a fuck about killing a few kids. they were old enough to wield a lightsaber and that means they were old enough to be threats to the new empire. only dumb fuck niggers like you can't understand this. it should be illegal for non-whites to post on this website
Anonymous No.211906200
>>211905997
zoomoids have some ridiculous grudge against millennials who were only preteens when the terrible episode 1 came out
Anonymous No.211906201 >>211906254
>>211906127
>he said, browningly
Anonymous No.211906220
>>211905960 (OP)
He was about to lose his baby momma. This is no different than going to Iraq in 03 and fucking some kamikazis up.
Anonymous No.211906230
It's called hypnosis. Sheev could even make women pregnant with it.
Anonymous No.211906254 >>211906338 >>211906973 >>211909314 >>211909592
>>211906201
SEETHING NIGGER DETECTED. PAKIJEETNIGGERS BACK TO THE THIRDIE WORLD WHERE YOU BELONG

ALERT. ALERT. SEETHING NIGGERPOO DETECTED. LOCK DOWN ALL ROACH SIZED ACCESS VENTS, HARD LIQUOR, AND UNDERAGED FEMALE RELATIVES. ALERT. ALERT. SEETHING NIGGERPOO DETECTED.
Anonymous No.211906301
>>211905960 (OP)
> Waste the first movie on him being a child, leaving only two movies to portray his rise and fall.

> Lucas, unlike Gilroy, can't write politics, so Palpatine's scheming feels trite and Anakin's turn happens too suddenly.
Anonymous No.211906325
B8 thread.
An skin's downfall was spread across 3 2h long movies.
By the moment of severing Windu's hand he was already mentally ready to kill the children. Severed hand was just his "So be it" moment.
Anonymous No.211906338 >>211906505
>>211906254
>and the creature kept browning
Anonymous No.211906350 >>211906661
>>211905960 (OP)
Think of it like Anakin is a guy who killed a bunch of kids as civilian casualities in Vietnam or the Middle East during his tour and then goes back home and has a nervous breakdown and kills a bunch of white kids.
Anonymous No.211906406 >>211910562
He blew up a control ship full of innocent droids when he was a kid and relished it. He was destined to be a psychopath.
Anonymous No.211906414
>>211905960 (OP)
He already killed kids in the last movie, and he had to go all in with Palpatine after he betrayed Mace Windu.
Anonymous No.211906459
>>211906070
They are aliens/animals.
I hate them and I slaughtered them all in kotor, even the women and the children
Anonymous No.211906461
>>211905960 (OP)
imagine if he never received any training and just became a god tier pod racer that wasn't aware that the force existed and used it to give him catlike reflexes
Anonymous No.211906500
>>211905960 (OP)
The flaw with Anakin is that he's kind of an annoying asshole from the start of Episode 2 so his downfall doesn't really come off as tragic. They should've made him more charismatic and likable.
Anonymous No.211906505 >>211906639
>>211906338
SEETHENIGGER COPELANUS, THE PYGMY NIGGER OF THE JEETCHOD FAMILY AND THE NIGGERSHIT GENUS
Anonymous No.211906533 >>211906578
>>211905960 (OP)
He already killed sand people women and children before.
Do you faggot even watch the shit your criticize?
Anonymous No.211906538
>"I will do anything that you ask."
Anakin says this to only two people, The Emperor and Padme. Its his slave-morality creeping in, offering subservience and obedience to attain his goals.
Anonymous No.211906578 >>211907049
>>211906533
>implying anyone cared about sand "people" getting killed
Anonymous No.211906639 >>211906706
>>211906505
for you
Anonynous No.211906661
>>211906350
>Think of it like Anakin is a guy who killed a bunch of kids as civilian casualities in Vietnam or the Middle East during his tour and then goes back home and has a nervous breakdown and kills a bunch of white kids.
That makes a lot of sense
Anonymous No.211906706 >>211906842
>>211906639
NIGGERS LOVE TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A NIGGER TOILET AND YOU SWALLOW GREEDILY

YOU ARE NIGGER COMPOST
Anonymous No.211906719
> "Discussions with Master Windu...went out the window."
Anonymous No.211906795
>>211905960 (OP)
Not really.
Anonymous No.211906799
>>211906019
Lmao i had a big post writted up to op but nah this
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Anonymous No.211906805 >>211906899 >>211907283
>>211905960 (OP)
>is more powerful than the rest of the Jedi and knows it
he should've went indie like Dooku did instead of cucking out to the Sith
Anonymous No.211906842
>>211906706
enough
time to deal with your insolence
Anonymous No.211906897
>>211905960 (OP)
watch the RLM reviews
Anonymous No.211906899 >>211909144
>>211906805
he also could've been a Martin Luther like figure that criticized the Church but still loved Jesus and started a Jedi order of his own
Anonymous No.211906919
>>211905960 (OP)
>suddenly
Nigga, have you watched the prequels? 5 hours have been leading to that moment. It's only sudden and unexpected for you if you are drooling retard with sub 80 IQ.
Which, unfortunately, is majority of the SW fans.
Anonymous No.211906943
>>211905997
Youll appreciate it with time the convolutedness is the point
Anonymous No.211906973 >>211909592
>>211906254
Kekeroni
Anonymous No.211907049 >>211907106
>>211906578
>the point
>you not getting it
Anonymous No.211907071 >>211907231
>>211905960 (OP)
It was. Hayden should’ve been in Phantom Menace. Get rid of the stupid kid Anakin and the dumb Christ allegory bullshit. Could’ve built up the romance with Padame sooner instead of rushing shit.
Anonymous No.211907106 >>211909832
>>211907049
They're immediately portrayed as psychotic monsters in A New Hope so it's' hard for me to feel sorry for them.
Anonymous No.211907231 >>211907682 >>211907745 >>211910670
>>211907071
Agreed. Starting him out as a child wasn't necessary and was just Lucas beating us over the head with "look how innocent Darth Vader used to be". I also would've preferred something horrible happened during the Clone Wars that gave him PTSD and caused him to snap instead of being paranoid about his possibly wife dying. The warfare didn't traumatize him at all.
Anonymous No.211907247
>>211905960 (OP)
>Like suddenly willingly killing literal children wtf
the best time to treat cancer is in it's early stages
Anonymous No.211907253 >>211907532
>>211905960 (OP)
>"I am joining the dark side to save my unborn child."
>kills an entire school of children
??? I don't get it was Anakin a republican?
Anonymous No.211907283 >>211907434
>>211906805
>went indie like Dooku
Yeah he should have been like Dooku.
Anonymous No.211907434
>>211907283
He wouldn't get ACK'd like Dooku did. Obi-Wan is merciful and disfigures the hell out of you instead.
Anonymous No.211907475 >>211907816
>>211905997
i like them (2 and 3) because anakin has the only interesting arc in star wars and he is cool and literally me irl
Anonymous No.211907532
>>211907253
fucking this. He would have voted for FUCKING drumph!!! thats why i can't stand anakin, he probably doesn't even care about a woman's right to her own body.
Anonymous No.211907552
>>211905997
They're not very good movies but the soundtrack and sound effects are great. I'm going to pull up Duel of the Fates now.
Anonymous No.211907591 >>211907693 >>211907736 >>211908849
how did darth lose he had the high ground?
Anonymous No.211907601 >>211907816 >>211907907
He is kino
Anonymous No.211907682 >>211907927
>>211907231
Council forbids him to see Padame. she breaks it off. She thinks he’s dead in the Clone Wars and just like Toney movie movies on to Obi Wan.
Anonymous No.211907693
>>211907591
he underestimated kenobis power
Anonymous No.211907736
>>211907591
obi-wan had the higher ground from a certain point of view
Anonymous No.211907741
>>211905960 (OP)
George fucked up starting the story tooearly with a kid actor.
Anonymous No.211907745 >>211907775
>>211907231
>The warfare didn't traumatize him at all.

this is where teh fun begins
Anonymous No.211907775
>>211907745
I guess the signs of him becoming a ruthless murderer were already there
Dunkaccino No.211907816 >>211907907
>>211907475
>>211907601
/Thread
Anonymous No.211907907 >>211913362
>>211907601
>>211907816
>thought the prequels were retarded
>still love Hayden for some reason
Anonymous No.211907927 >>211908021 >>211908233 >>211908358 >>211908404 >>211909063
>>211907682
honestly love triangle with Obi would have been at least believable to chimp out over. not "i had a bad dream". especially if he thinks she's pregnant with his babies
Anonymous No.211908021 >>211908151
>>211907927
this but with Ki-Adi Mundi and the council is cool with it which makes Anakin sperg out
Anonymous No.211908151 >>211908294
>>211908021
actually should be Mace
Anonymous No.211908233 >>211908358 >>211908404 >>211908456
>>211907927
It had to be a love triangle for him to hate Obi Wan and the council as much as he does. Hated council for making him break it off, hates Obi Wan because as you said, thinks he knocked her up
Anonymous No.211908294 >>211908631
>>211908151
You might be memeing about BBC but it would give Anakin a stronger motive to chop Mace's hand off for Palpatine. Mace being a strict guy that wouldn't promote him to master while secretly being a corrupt piece of shit could potentially be kino.
Anonymous No.211908295
>>211906070
sand ((((people)))
Anonymous No.211908358
>>211908233
>>211907927
Pretty sure this was a deleted scene in ROTS where palpatine hinted that Padme and Obiwan were too close.
Anonymous No.211908404 >>211908482 >>211908610
>>211907927
>>211908233
They've kept some scenes of Anakin being insecure about Kenobi in the movie so it created some subtle feeling it's not just the dream of Padme dying that bothered Anakin but also that Kenobi takes more spot by Padme than he'd like him to.
Anonymous No.211908456 >>211908610
>>211908233
It would also give Anakin more of a reason to force choke Padme. It seemed odd for him to do that when he was insanely in love with her and did all of the bad things to save her life.
Anonymous No.211908482 >>211908610 >>211908632
>>211908404
It just seemed like Lucas didn’t really want to fully commit. The dream thing is stupid. He should’ve went all in on Greek tragedy
Anonymous No.211908610 >>211910307
>>211908404
>>211908482
>>211908456
The comic adaptation implied it a bit harder
Anonymous No.211908631 >>211912659
>>211908294
>stronger motive to chop Mace's hand
Not needed, Mace is about to kill an unarmed prisoner.
Anonymous No.211908632 >>211908922 >>211909105
>>211908482
The dream was the best part of the entire film, and arguably the best plot device in all of Starwars. It's the most surreal, believable, yet impossible element to the entire series, producing a dilemma that most people would get rattled by. If you don't get the significance of the dream, how it ties in to the powers granted by the Force, and to Anakin as the chosen one, then you are lost.
Anonymous No.211908686 >>211908814 >>211910305
>>211906127
Op didn’t say killing kids was the problem, the problem is he went from a good person to killing kids in like one scene
Anonymous No.211908786
>oh man look at all this Character Development that happened off-screen
>you didn't watch the tie-in merchandising?
>well don't worry none of it has any impact on the films or characters (but we'll pretend they do to justify Lucas being a massive hack)
Anonymous No.211908814
>>211908686
not to mention the reason for doing it
>yeah I know you pretty much revealed you were lying about multiple things this entire time and controlling both side of the war (which likely include those times somebody tried to kill padme) but you state some story about totally bring somebody back to life which I will totally believe and never question for actual proof
Anonymous No.211908849
>>211907591
Maul had the low ground
Anonymous No.211908922
>>211908632
Anikin also dreamed he came back to Tatooine and freed all the slaves. Not credible and a shit plot device.
Anonymous No.211909022 >>211910650
>>211905997
>somehow
It's called Disney pouring millions into its advertising empire.
Anonymous No.211909063 >>211909230 >>211909440
>>211907927
Love triangle would've sucked ass and made him extremely dislikeable because everyone would just call him a cuck. The fact that he had a vision of his mother and then she died lends credibility (in his mind) to the vision of Padme. The movie just needed a more plausible reason why he should believe the dark side can save people from death, because as it stands his fall is because Palpatine told him "I can save her. Source: dude trust me".
Anonymous No.211909105
>>211908632
True
Dream was great and added to the mystery.
Disney follow up with Palpatine manipulauting Anakin to have that dream was stupid af.
Anonymous No.211909144
>>211906899
That's what his son was meant to be but Disney are retarded hacks.
Anonymous No.211909230
>>211909063
There needed to be a lot more time between when he killed the tribal Muslims, I mean sand people, and his fall. Like the killing of the Muslims, I mean sand people should have been a regretable mistake, but then he gets more outcast from everyone after it, and more isolated, and the Jew, I mean sheev, becomes his only supporter, and he needed a lot more scenes with the Jew, I mean sheev setting him up to fail over and over, without him knowing. Basically epicode one should have started with him being 16, not a kid. And the third movie should have started with the Muslim killing and the entire movie should have been his slide into dark side
Anonymous No.211909314 >>211909592
>>211906254
keeeeeek
Anonymous No.211909379
Just ask yourself what could make a man hate this much? A bad dream, or your best friend fucking your wife? I know alot of you virgins have never been cheated on, but it makes people murder eachother all the time
Anonymous No.211909402
>>211905960 (OP)
Only 4 layers is pretty beta
Anonymous No.211909440 >>211909509
>>211909063
Not really. He’s being told by the council of asshole Jedis he has to end his romance with Padme because Jedis are not allowed to love. They have to be robots which goes against the bullshit they spout. So he ends it with Padame but is extremely resentful. Padame finds out she’s pregnant but is scared to tell him so she tells Obi Wan. Obi Wan consoles and councils her. But Palpatin tells Anakin Obi Wan is fucking around with his woman behind his back and what a bunch of dicks the Council is. Classic Romeo and Juliet stuff. Versus β€œI had a bad dream, I must murder everyone to save Padame but I will also try to kill her”
Anonymous No.211909509
>>211909440
Jedi told them not to fuck people Becuase it causes problems, continues to go ahead and fuck padma, and it causes problems. Jedi weren’t assholes.
It’s like when you tell your kids not to do drugs, and then you started smoking pot and you still live at home, but it’s not the drugs fault, it’s your parents somehow.
Anonymous No.211909592 >>211909782
>>211906254
>>211906973
>>211909314
obvious samefag
Anonymous No.211909636
>>211905960 (OP)
Lucas was assblasted from comments that the Prequels were "too kiddy" and "to sell toys". So, he overcompensated by having that scene to show how adult and serious Star Wars is. I'm not kidding.
Anonymous No.211909782
>>211909592
>total fail
Retard alert
Anonymous No.211909784 >>211909885
>"No Anakin. Even after secretly flying across the universe and crossing oceans of stars together to rendezvous at my lush home planet far away from the prying eyes of your religious order and my senatorial duties and decorum where we spent the day running in verdant green fields, rolling and laughing in the grass and swimming in crystal waters, even after a private romantic dinner at a idyllic lakeside villa, and even now in this tranquil, dark room, next to this soft fire lighting me in a warm ethereal glow, with my tight supple body agonizingly writhing in desire just mere inches away from you as my hormones and pheromones enrapture every essence of your heightened Jedi senses, just practically begging for you to envelope me in your immense arms and consume me in mad, carnal animal passion, you still can't have me. Not my heaving breasts, not my subconscious desire for you to choke me until my eyes roll so back into my skull I literally see the face of the Naboo gods but all I can manage to say to them when I try to speak comes out as inane babble in moaning, primal grunts. No Anakin, you're a Jedi and I'm a senator. I am so dedicated to my political duties that I plucked my pubic hair into the shape the Republic emblem tonight, but no, you're never going to see that. We would be living a lie, like how I'm lying about how I am totally not wearing one of those vibrating LED buttplugs whose light matches the colour of your lightsaber. I'm so sorry about your feelings about all this, even now I regret programming R2 to record our now not happening love making session so he could play it back for us in a 3D hologram, I shouldn't have put him up to that. Oh Anakin, I hope you understand. If you'll excuse me, I will retire. That fruit you fed me earlier has given me some mad indigestion and I wouldn't want to relieve myself by passing gas in front of you. I'm now going to my quarters to sleep in nothing but this rare, black Nubian silk high cut thong. Alone."
Anonymous No.211909832
>>211907106
This is true but its about anakin giving in to his base desire for revenge, hes losing control
Anonymous No.211909885 >>211909913
>>211909784
Uh, im raping you with the Force
Anonymous No.211909913 >>211910303
>>211909885
just like what Palpatine did with your mom?
Anonymous No.211910303 >>211910409
>>211909913
Its pottery
Anonymous No.211910305 >>211911446
>>211908686
Never happened.
>good person
Doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.211910307 >>211913309
>>211908610
what a great pic
Anonymous No.211910409
>>211910303
I love how this guy looks like a goofball and a chad at the same time.
Anonymous No.211910562
>>211906406
Also there was like, 5 Nemoidians in the control room or something probably.
Anonymous No.211910650
>>211909022
>buy star wars
>make three sequels
>bank everything on the sequels (theme park, hotel, etc.)
>prequels end up looking better by comparison
Genius marketing by Disney
Anonymous No.211910670
>>211907231
>actor was too young
>council said he was too old
Anonymous No.211910834 >>211911228
>>211905960 (OP)
Anakin was children kill-able in AotC.
Then few years of the Clone Wars that are Vietnam on steroids happenes on top of that.
Anakin would have been able to kill those kids before the death of the Windu.
He was just clinging onto Jedi Code to stay civil. Remember he said to Padme that "He wants more but knows he should not". It's human ambition and passion vs restraint.
When Windu said "He is too dangerous to be kept alive", the very same thing Sith Palpatine said before, Anakin realized that the Jedi Code is not worth of clinging onto and that he is free to do whatever the fuck he wants and has to do.
Even killing children.
Prequels audience response redpills me on the average person's IQ hard as fuck. There are too many people with close to no cognitive functions.
Anonymous No.211911097 >>211913163
>slayed zoomers who would be the future problem

he did nuffin rong

besides that they didn't even show him killing them
so probably he spared most of them to train as inquisitors
Anonymous No.211911136 >>211912518
>>211905960 (OP)
He only did it to keep Padme alive. He didn’t enjoy it.
Anonymous No.211911228
>>211910834
> When Windu said "He is too dangerous to be kept alive", the very same thing Sith Palpatine said before, Anakin realized that the Jedi Code is not worth of clinging onto
I caught onto this when I was 9 years old watching it for the first time. It’s crazy other people don’t.
Anonymous No.211911446
>>211910305
That movie is like a fever dream, I barely remember it
Anonymous No.211912493
>>211905960 (OP)
fast, stupid ad lame
Anonymous No.211912518 >>211912659 >>211913438
>>211911136
>betrays Mace
>Sheev tells him he actually doesn't know how they can keep Padme alive but maybe they can figure it out or something idk
>he still goes through with it

was he just retarded
Anonymous No.211912659
>>211912518
>>betrays Mace
That was all Windu's fault >>211908631
Anonymous No.211912927
In the novelization, he doesn't kill them personally. He finds the kids protected by a Jedi master, kills the master, then steps aside and lets the clones gun down the kids.

I wonder if people would've found that more believable.
Anonymous No.211913163
>>211911097
young Hayden would've been an excellent Lucifer
Anonymous No.211913309
>>211910307
This.
Anonymous No.211913362 >>211915825
>>211907907
The main 3 of McGregor McDiarmid and Christensen are all great casting choices, not even the biggest prequel haters deny that
Anonymous No.211913438
>>211912518
Yes, he was autistic
Anonymous No.211914305
Yeah the transition from angry to genocidal was a tad too quick.
Anonymous No.211915825
>>211913362
>McGregor
yes
>McDiarmid
yes
>and Christensen
no
Anonymous No.211916567
>>211906070
The entire human population of the SW galaxy view non-humans as sub-sentient. The Empire was notorious for not letting non-humans in the ranks, a few slipped by, but it's almost all human. Palpatine was a speciesist. So was Padme. She didn't really care about the Sand People.

They sure as fuck didn't care when they killed hundreds of Geonosians. They were killing factory workers left and right, with no fucks given. Maybe it's a Naboo trait, idk, but it seems like it's a galactic wide sentiment. Non-human=shit.

Except for the Rebel fags.